[23:07] <Andres> Microsoft was named by Bill Gates' penis :)
[23:08] <Andres> Micro and soft

<NoMorePie> [ Question 168 of 200: [Category: Medical] Phobias: Dikephobia- Fear of ______? ]
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao

[17:32] <Brain> AHHHHH! ITS LAPTOPMIKE! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
[17:32] <LaptopMike> yep
[17:32] <LaptopMike> you poo eating hacker
[17:32] <Brain> :<
[17:33] <Excal> lmao
[17:33] <Brain> its true i ate pooh, i ate tigger and ee-aww too, what are you gonna do about it
[17:33] <Brain> tasted of honey :<
[17:33] <LaptopMike> D:

[20:37:26] * Matty winks at Joe
[20:37:39] * Joe rubs Matty with a rainbow trout
[20:37:46] * Matty moans suggestively
[20:37:50] <Kikaimegami> don't rub against the scales
[20:37:59] <Kikaimegami> with the scales, always with the scales
[20:38:14] * Joe has a fish fetish

<ClickHappy> I'm heterosexual

<ClickHappy> isn't excal a girl?

<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<Brain> we need to make another defender service that detects when opers are drunk and takes their +o away
<Brain> :P
<Brain> "please breathe here to oper up"

* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...

<Elyas> What about his nuts? O_o
<SirOlli> they're...nuts
<Boo> they do tricks ;-pp
<Brain> what tricks do my nuts do babe
<Boo> hehehe
<Elyas> we.don't.really.want.to.know.please.
<SirOlli> I do! I do! Do tell!
<Brain> lol
<Brain> nuts, fetch!
* Brain throws a stick
* Elf has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Elf
<SirOlli> elf, have you come to fetch something? :)
<Elf> yes