Below are the 10 quotes users have voted as their favourites!
#293 (38)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-08 10:07:54
<Namu> lets see...
<Namu> The typobox43 who shagged me
<Namu> The good, the bad and the Brain
<Namu> Saving private Craig
<Namu> Dr Kev. *hums the james bond theme*
<Ib3N> lol
<Namu> join in :P
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> I got one
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<Dr_Kev> finding Namu
<Dr_Kev> :P
<Ib3N> rofl
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For those who dont know, svsadmins, like kev, can forcepart users from a channel.. ;)
#1329 (25)
Posted by chaz @ 2009-08-16 14:45:13
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
#552 (24)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-05-10 00:29:42
[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#524 (21)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-04-18 11:32:47
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<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|
#1275 (16)
Posted by VaatixGanon @ 2008-09-08 06:30:18
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
#456 (15)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-02-14 14:22:55
[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
[01:22:00] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (Happy valentines day :D)))
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[01:23:20] * @Beer has quit IRC (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (SAME TO YOU! (10second akill))))
[01:24:55] * @Azhrarn has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (as for you.. well.. ;))))
[01:24:23] -Global- From Ib3N: Everyone wish Craig happy valentine :)
[01:25:26] * @Ib3N slips undetected
[01:25:41] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (hope your hand loves you enough today :D)))
[01:26:03] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (was wondering why everyone was PMing me ;/)))
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[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
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[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
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#808 (14)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-06-09 12:47:16
<Brain> we need to make another defender service that detects when opers are drunk and takes their +o away
<Brain> :P
<Brain> "please breathe here to oper up"
#1633 (14)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-07-16 23:29:53
[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.
#275 (12)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:52
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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
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<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oq Craig Craig]
<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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