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#503 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-26 00:59:55
[01:01] * Craig goes back to flashing
#886 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:39:42
[11:36:34] <TwoTonSparrow> I wonder how disappointed Majic was, when he was offered Granny Smith and found out it just was an apple.
[11:36:43] * TwoTonSparrow is now known as Olli
[11:36:43] <+Majic> 0.o
[11:36:47] <+Majic> omg...
[11:36:49] <+Majic> YOU!
[11:37:56] <+Majic> My keyboard is all greasy....brb
#1072 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-18 02:03:52
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike -ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <w00t> oopsie
[18:03] <Majic> Thanks.
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +vvvvvvvvvvv [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <Majic> Wait..oh...
[18:03] <Avengeful> eek
[18:03] <Majic> I thought you voiced me. lol
[18:03] <peavey> lol hax
[18:03] <w00t> so did I, then I went 'fuck'
[18:04] <Majic> ahaha
#1145 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2007-06-23 15:32:53
<Archy`> apparently when i was drunk at a mates 18th i kissed his mother
<Archy`> though i really can't remember that happening
<Olli> guy richie's mother?
<Archy`> and it's so not like me
<Archy`> i wish. from what i remember she looks like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory
<Archy`> only reason i can see why i done it was as a dare
<Archy`> or just because i was blind drunk *shrugs*
<Archy`> hence why i never get drunk anymore :P
<Archy`> well, blind drunk atleast
<Archy`> aaaand on that note, lets pretend i never said any of the above lines
<Olli> ok, now you've done it

pretend whatever you wish, mate ;)
#357 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 12:27:50
<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!
#628 (3)
Posted by xmonic @ 2005-08-06 22:16:46
[11:19pm] -> *whoisserv* set is Property of Ib3N!
[11:19pm] (..notice..) WhoisServ: Sorry but your description is naughty.
#524 (21)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-04-18 11:32:47
--> cybermanpat ([email protected]) has joined #chat
<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|
#738 (-1)
Posted by Mech @ 2006-02-13 03:00:06
<drathlin> luke skywalker vs frodo
<drathlin> who wins?
<Magnus> Ewoks.
<Magnus> Actually.
<Magnus> It would be Luke, unless the Frodo had the ring and the ring made a force bubble
<Magnus> Then it could be kind of even, since Frodo would be invisible and force unknown
<Magnus> But Luke could use the force in other ways
<Magnus> So, it depends <:)
<drathlin> frodo would just give the ring to him and let sauron pwn him
<Magnus> Honestly, I think a Star Destroyer can own Sauron.
<Blaker> Yeah, probably
<Blaker> I don't think Sauron's armor can stop lasers
#1421 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-11-12 16:02:32
[11:49] <+Andres> .bidoof breaks the code.
[11:49] <+Andres> D:
[11:49] <+Xitel> I broke him :P
[11:49] <%Twilight-> O_O just a sec
[11:49] <+Xitel> VICTORY
[11:49] <+Andres> he blew his head off
[11:49] <+Andres> No wonder he is not talking
[11:50] <%Twilight-> .bidoof love me
[11:50] <+Xitel> I claim to be victorius
[11:50] <%Twilight-> ... try again
[11:51] <+Andres> .bidoof announces Xitel victorious.
[11:51] * Andres was kicked by Bidoof (announces Xitel victorious.)
#1715 (5)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-11 14:30:55
[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)