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#12 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:49
(@Craig): eww that was messy
(@Craig): its gone everywhere..
(%Cow): WTF!?!>!>!>!>?!
#335 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-07-11 06:45:39
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel

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.......Ow. :(
#604 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-11 22:29:36
*Peng|Gone 'Rawr's
(@Peng|Gone) (dangerously)
(%Ordie) :O
*Ordie fears
(%Ordie) (cowardly)
*Peng|Gone nods
(@Peng|Gone) (sagely)
*Ordie bows
(%Ordie) (galantly)
- (Omni|AFK) is now known as (Omni).
*Peng|Gone clubs
(@Peng|Gone) (clubbingly)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Ordie yawns
(%Ordie) (ultimately)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Peng|Gone leaves
(%Ordie) leavingly?
(@Peng|Gone) (quickly)
(%Ordie) Ah
#1425 (8)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-16 14:26:49
14:13:43 [~OogieBoogie] I has puppy snoozing on my lap. :3
14:14:36 [+Novajam] My dong's sleeping under the table :3
14:14:38 [+Combined] ...that was weird D:
14:14:43 [+Novajam] Uh.
14:14:45 [+Novajam] *dog
14:14:45 [+Combined] I'm sorry, your whaT?
14:14:46 [~OogieBoogie] Your...
14:14:48 [~OogieBoogie] Your what!?
14:15:01 [+Novajam] OH GOD
14:15:14 [+Novajam] EVERYTHING IS NOW PERMANENTLY TERRIBLE
14:15:22 [+Combined] Moving on.
14:15:31 [+Combined] In other news, bears have invaded Turkey.
14:15:37 [+Combined] More news at 11.
14:15:44 [+Novajam] :O

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The awesomeness that is my channel.
#270 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:48
12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/

fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p
#1652 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-09-05 21:50:58
[11:15] <Yami> umm so who the round?
[12:36] * Yami has quit (Quit: quack)
[13:36] * goose ([email protected]) has joined #idlerpg
[13:36] * ChanServ sets mode +q #idlerpg goose
[13:36] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to goose
[13:48] * goose has quit (Quit: Leaving)
[15:18] <Zyferus> I think pALADIN suddenly the round :P
[15:30] <pALADIN> :)
#1187 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-25 12:53:52
[12:46] <Alexx> SO as I was saying...I have this rash and it just wont clear up..
[12:46] <[BRC]treesa> hahahaah
[12:48] <Adremelech|Laptop> Alexx, go sleep with a few people, it should help >_>
[12:48] * Adremelech|Laptop hides
[12:48] <Alexx> Yea...a problem shared is a problem solved right?
[12:49] <Adremelech|Laptop> ofc :D
#1774 (0)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-04-19 11:32:03
<+Heufneutje> One time he just kept on talking and talking and then my pizza got cold cause he didn't give me a chance to go back to my dinner :(
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p
#1085 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-18 03:07:42
[18:59:21] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +hoe Kiti Kiti Kiti!*@*]
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[19:00:09] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +bitch Kiti*!*@* Kiti]
[19:00:11] <Majic> hehehe
[19:00:24] * [KoYc]Lowlife sets modes [#soapspike -b Kiti*!*@*]
[19:00:28] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:00:29] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike -itch Kiti]
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[19:02:08] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +snog [KoYc]Lowlife SEX]
[19:02:09] <Majic> :D
[19:02:20] <Majic> likey likey? :D
[19:02:23] <[KoYc]Lowlife> lol
[19:02:38] * [KoYc]Lowlife drivvels on Majic
[19:02:41] <Majic> :D
[19:02:47] * Majic lawls [KoYc]Lowlife
[19:03:18] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +shit Kioshto]
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[19:03:28] <Majic> hehehe
[19:03:45] <Majic> I wish we had a mode U
[19:03:56] <Majic> Could do +cunt and +hump...
[19:04:08] <Majic> and +fuck. :p
[19:04:16] <Majic> NO!
[19:04:19] <Majic> +fucking!!!!
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#1602 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:26:32
<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>