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#499 (0)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-11 17:39:28
[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.
#75 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:50
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy
#1330 (5)
Posted by grapey @ 2009-08-16 15:04:22
<Alchemist> The worrying thing is w00t thinking about me having a thing for balls.
<w00t> YOU HAVE BALLS
<w00t> I LIKE BALLS.
#460 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-02-15 20:52:12
<^MeM^|Offline> i think the only reason we cant abused brik is theres no one younger.
<^MeM^|Offline> *HAHA
<^MeM^|Offline> Accuse
<Peets> rofl
<^MeM^|Offline> fucksake
<Ishamael> ...
<Ishamael> where is your mind MeM ? :P
<Ib> HAHAHAHA!
#1040 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-22 23:35:10
[15:25] <daedalus> lol the only ircd I've ever been opper on was 127.0.0.1 :)
#1546 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-08-01 22:02:51
21:43 &Betawolf please do not kick people unnecessarily.
21:44 %gewt Betawolf++
21:45 @Kata gewt++
21:50 @Kata xnite++++
21:55 @datechman understood
21:55 @datechman Kata+++++++++
21:56 @Kata So many positives. :O
21:56 @Kata I feel like a prostitute after seeing the results for her STDs tests
21:59 %EntityReborn lol
#1480 (-3)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-12 02:17:31
<~SnoFox> Quack.
<~SnoFox> Quack quack.
<+goose> honk.
<+goose> honk honk.
<+hello2u> hello.
<+hello2u> hello hello.
#303 (3)
Posted by smokeala @ 2004-11-14 15:45:13
<NoMorePie> [ Question 30, INSANE ROUND! ] Things you would find in the newspaper (10 answers)
<tarun> editorials
<CloudStrife> news
<Jordy> articles
<tarun> obituaries
<ReeFeR> sentences
<Jordy> sports
<tarun> pictures
<Jordy> cartoons
<CloudStrife> words
<ReeFeR> photographs
<tarun> comics
<ReeFeR> articles
<tarun> text
<Jordy> adverts
<ReeFeR> caterns
<CloudStrife> crossword
<NoMorePie> [ You have 40 seconds remaining! ]
<tarun> advertisements
<Jordy> advertisement
<ReeFeR> article
<Magi> articles
<CloudStrife> paper
<tarun> ink
<CloudStrife> stories
<CloudStrife> news stories
<Magi> sport
<ReeFeR> miss^rints
<tarun> movie times
<NoMorePie> [ You have 20 seconds remaining! ]
<Magi> photographs
<ReeFeR> sport
<Magi> headlines
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<CloudStrife> we're amazing
#156 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:30
<Gardener> you people ruined my gay dream.

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#795 (4)
Posted by Matty @ 2006-06-04 21:09:50
* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(