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#761 (12)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-04-07 03:29:26
<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol
#1146 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-06-25 08:35:24
07:32:45 <Special> everyone has a gay spot inside for orlando bloom
07:32:51 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
07:32:56 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted.
#981 (1)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-10-22 21:52:03
16:47 | <Snorglorf> What if I wanna access your mom?
16:47 | <Mahadeva> and all that makes it soo fuckin slow
16:47 | <ed> dance ejay 7 > fruity loops
16:47 | ~ Mahadeva has kicked Snorglorf from #soapspike [Mahadeva]
16:47 | Snorglorf ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
16:48 | <Snorglorf> IT WASNT ME
16:48 | <Mahadeva> we already have majic :p
16:48 | @ ed sets mode : +vv MKnight Snorglorf
16:48 | <Snorglorf> You kicked me before I could say OPEN C:\Mom\legs
16:49 | <MKnight> run c:/your being a dick
16:49 | <Snorglorf> I'm immature, stfu
16:49 | <Snorglorf> :D
16:49 | <ed> lmfao
16:49 | <ed> cock
16:49 | <Mahadeva> whats your fucking oink ratio?
16:50 | *Star sucks ed
16:50 | <ed> RUN C:/Mahadeva's_Mum/Cock.exe
#1490 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2010-01-18 22:58:11
01/[email protected]:57:10 <#opers/FrostyCoolSlug> THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
01/[email protected]:57:19 <#opers/@Majic> I have several.

As usual; #opers is a source of absolute serious business.
#1420 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-09 01:21:24
<+luigiman> If I use shutdown -r now, and the server does nothing, what does that mean?
<+Shawn> It didn't want to shutdown and you should try again later when it's more convinent for the server.
<+luigiman> I want it to restart.
<+Shawn> Maybe it doesn't want to restart. Computers have feelings too
#1091 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-23 02:12:40
[18:04:33] * Karate yawns
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.
#95 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:06:49
[15:31] <Togy> i'd take my cock out but it's all shrivvled up
[15:31] <Togy> your attempted to cause pain have made it hide away
[15:31] <Elf> :o
[15:31] <Elf> :(((((
#1595 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2011-04-20 09:42:12
04:38:08 <+SnoFox> Chris: Have I ever told you that my computer acts as a space heater? :P
04:38:50 < Chris> no :p
04:38:57 <+SnoFox> I just did. :D
04:39:00 <+SnoFox> It's true too.
04:39:25 <+SnoFox> After spending a few hours gaming in my room, it's noticeably warmer, if not hot in my room compared to the rest of the house.
04:39:41 <+SnoFox> I had to open my window in the middle of Starcraft earlier; it got too hot in here.
04:39:52 <+SnoFox> And I just realized it was still open. :p
04:40:16 < Chris> lol
04:40:22 < Chris> it was probably because..
04:40:23 < Chris> <pun>
04:40:28 < Chris> We had some heated games of SC
04:40:30 < Chris> </pun>
04:40:34 <+SnoFox> LOL
#503 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-26 00:59:55
[01:01] * Craig goes back to flashing
#24 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:43:01
[20:29] <Rapunzl> actually, im not very dominant in the first place lol
[20:29] <Rapunzl> oh... were we talking scripts?