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#1184 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-09-23 02:07:35
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm alwasy sober#
<FrostyCoolSlug> except mayble now :0#
<[THC]Avengeful> and every other time
#47 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:15
[19:39] <Togy> i get to walk around house naked!
[19:39] <DarkMaster> ...
[19:39] <DarkMaster> quick
[19:39] <DarkMaster> call rebs.
#905 (1)
Posted by Vaanic|One @ 2006-06-03 18:38:59
[18:31] <Archie> hi
[18:31] <Archie> can I have this one? she's cuuuuuuuuuute http://www.happyhorse.ca/HORSES_FOR_SALE/horses_4_sale.html
[18:31] * Archie puts her in her pocket
[18:33] * Algias cooks his dinner
[18:34] * Vaanic|One cooks the horse
#1698 (-8)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-07-25 14:43:37
[15:35] <~Muffinman> Cool, I'll add you when not at work
[15:36] <~Muffinman> "There was an error in the App Store, please try again later"
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Fuck you Apple!!!
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Take my money already
#312 (4)
Posted by Meltover @ 2004-11-17 02:49:52
* Hart smacks xevix
<xevix> OW!
<xevix> wow, you're hartless....
#813 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-06-10 01:02:52
[19:56] <Star> Muse, did you play it yet?
[19:56] <Kaladarus> don't get me started on emo.....
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> Play what?
[19:56] <Star> the table tennis game
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> wtf?
[19:56] <Star> by rockstar ...
[19:56] <Star> that's out for the 360, you post.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Oh, no I didn't... why would I?
[19:57] <Star> Because it looks awesome?
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> But it's still table tennis
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> ...
[19:57] <Star> Knowing rockstar, you can probably murder potential opponents.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Plus it's mainly online, the singleplayer is crap (well so I've read).
[19:58] <Star> Whoa, whoa, whoa ..
[19:58] <Star> You can read?
#914 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-24 21:00:56
[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
#448 (6)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-02-03 23:55:41
(23:55:58) (@Brain) being asexual would suck
(23:56:07) (@Brain) every time you have a quick wank you'd end up pregnant :/

A Typical day in #opers.. :)
#966 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-10 12:38:32
* ed np: Jimmy Eat World: Disintegration
<Hawk> havent listened to jew in ages
#1434 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-28 20:12:30
19:48:36 [%Neosage] Hi NewClassic
19:52:16 [@NewClassic] Heya Neosage.
19:52:26 [%Neosage] Whatcha doing
19:54:59 NewClassic is now known as NewC|onsuming
20:01:09 [@Hisakata|DA] Coke, apparently.