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#1158 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-21 11:18:51
10:28:40 <indigophone> That guy Karate in #chatspike is retarded
10:29:24 <Trystan> lol
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<3 Rateh
#1167 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-07 01:40:39
<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<
#1412 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-10-23 13:01:23
10/[email protected]:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/[email protected]:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)
#344 (1)
Posted by ScrollLock @ 2004-11-30 21:04:49
* Brain has quit ([gir.chatspike.net] Local kill by Ib (ok, this is the last one. promise ;) Gratulerer med dagen Brain ;)))
* Brain ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oa Brain Brain]
<+Togy> lol wb
<+Togy> :p
<%Yeti> /kill <-- email for opers
<ScrollLock> promise ;) Gratulerer med dagen Brain ;))) <-- brains birthday? or am i really that bad in norwegian?
<Ib> you are correct ScrollLock
<ScrollLock> then i have to send him my regards! :D
<%DM|away> by mail?
* Brain has quit (Killed (Ib (from ScrollLock: I send you my regards :D )))
<@Ib> done.
* Brain ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oa Brain Brain]
<ScrollLock> LOL
<ScrollLock> well done ib :)
* Ib has quit (Killed (Brain (thanks!)))
<ScrollLock> lol
* You have been killed by Brain ((thanks ScrollLock!))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
#146 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:54:03
[16:32] <T-cooking> no
[16:32] <T-cooking> 14"
[16:32] <T-cooking> :D
[16:32] <Gav> then it's not lazy cocking
#1644 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:54:05
[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?
#1062 (2)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-01-12 22:15:56
10:14:43 PM <+Brain> LaptopExcal: you buy from the virgin shop? its a lie.
10:14:48 PM <+Brain> they NEVER sell any virgins.
10:15:02 PM <HighWater> yeah, every girl there has already been used
#999 (0)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-10-30 10:17:41
[05:00] *** w00t[sleepiewithbrik ([email protected]) joined
[05:01] *** w00t[sleepiewithbrik quit (Excess flood)
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--note: he lasted 1 second
#373 (3)
Posted by Damien @ 2004-12-17 05:57:54
On #Chatspike.......

Part 1
[15:26] *** sesso_di_estremita is now known as cockle
[15:27] * coco scrolls up and thanks Jazza for the +v with come cookies and milk
[15:27] * Ave|pissy grabs the cookies and milk
[15:28] * coco slaps veggies hand
[15:28] * Ave|pissy slaps coco
[15:28] <Ave|pissy> dun mess wif me woman
[15:28] <coco> ooo i'm so scared P
[15:28] <Karate|AFK> hush lil boy
[15:28] <Karate|AFK>
[15:29] <coco> heya karate
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> loya
[15:29] * Ave|pissy grabs a bucket of ice water and dumps it on rateh's head
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> ta, its a bit hot in here
[15:29] * Ave|pissy takes the cookies and gobbles em up real fast in coco's face
[15:29] *** cockle is now known as Master_Bates
[15:29] * coco thinks veggie is the one that needs a cold shower
[15:29] <Ave|pissy> yes i do
[15:30] <Ave|pissy> roflmao
[15:30] * Karate|AFK punches veggie in hte gut n makes him barf up all the cookies into a trashcan
[15:30] * Ave|pissy still liked the italian one cob
#50 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:46
[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet