<Andres> boredom...
<Andres> boredom...
* Joe fucks Andres in the ass.
* Andres slaps Joe with a Ugly-Thing-Not-Worthy-To-Be-Named
<Andres> an*
* Joe eats the thing
<Andres> No!!1

<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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[19:56] <Star> Muse, did you play it yet?
[19:56] <Kaladarus> don't get me started on emo.....
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> Play what?
[19:56] <Star> the table tennis game
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> wtf?
[19:56] <Star> by rockstar ...
[19:56] <Star> that's out for the 360, you post.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Oh, no I didn't... why would I?
[19:57] <Star> Because it looks awesome?
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> But it's still table tennis
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> ...
[19:57] <Star> Knowing rockstar, you can probably murder potential opponents.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Plus it's mainly online, the singleplayer is crap (well so I've read).
[19:58] <Star> Whoa, whoa, whoa ..
[19:58] <Star> You can read?

<tomandandy> i dont leak any anymore
<tomandandy> since i take these pills
<Karate> uve lowered ur sperm count
<Karate> sometimes medicine does that
<tomandandy> poo
<Karate> either that, or uve got testicular cancer
<tomandandy> bother!!!
<tomandandy> zoloft ftw o/
<Karate> also, u can probably safely have sex without anyone getting pregnant, since u arent fully male anymroe cuz u dont produce much sperm
<tomandandy> i'll be forced to adopt
<tomandandy> lmao
<Karate> though u should porbably use a lot of lube, cuz girls aint goina get turned on by a half male v well...
<tomandandy> so only the loads producing sperm testicles
<tomandandy> i wont mention that...
* tomandandy wonders how the bother you know soo much about girls
<Karate> oh girls can figure it out real quick, u dont need to tell em for em to know u cant produce enough sperm
<Karate> besides, it probably makes u smell bad too
<tomandandy> oh noes

<tomandandy> is it me or
<Karate> yes its u
<tomandandy> are people too chirpy now
<tomandandy> and should be shot
<tomandandy> nowhere vital
<tomandandy> just like the buttocks
<Karate> like we should shoot u in the testicles?
<tomandandy> haha
<tomandandy> i dont use em anymore
<Karate> maybe they will explode
<tomandandy> hope not
<Karate> too bad
<tomandandy> you really think might explode?
<Karate> nah, ull just leak in ur sleep :p

the next day...in #soapspike

<tomandandy> i am soo not bothering
* tomandandy doesnt leek either
<tomandandy> you said i would leak!
<Karate> rofl
<Karate> u took MY advice on that?
<Karate> how in the world would i know?!!?! :p

<Antipaticu`> recruit...make smth special;)
<Antipaticu`> handjobs,etc.ppl like things like this
<Antipaticu`> ;)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> or give them private partys with girls
<Antipaticu`> :p
<[RoF]DarkRuler> on the webcam
<NBH|php> we wont have more players
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> like we do
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> hehe
<[RoF]DarkRuler> Antipaticu` lose the last party
<NBH|php> girls are much cheapter in romania than here
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we has off-line
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cheap?
<Antipaticu`> stfuuuuuuu
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we don't pay lol
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :P
<Antipaticu`> why you remind me everytime you see me?
<[RoF]DarkRuler> gtg,mom has to work on the pc
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cya
<NBH|php> lol
<Antipaticu`> bye:p
<NBH|php> so the girl is your mum?
<Antipaticu`> huahauaha...
<NBH|php> wtf
<NBH|php> i need to quote that
<Antipaticu`> ur mother is using ur ym
<Antipaticu`> ?

<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(

[18:31] <Joe> !seen Freddo
[18:31] <Joebot> Joe: Look in front of you! Freddo is here!
[18:32] <Joe> Whee.
[18:32] <Andres> !seen boobies
[18:32] * Joebot has never seen boobies. Sorry!

* Elf slaps ed around a bit with a large trout
* SirOlli helps
* companion brings a bigger trout
* SirOlli ties ed to a rock
* Elf cements the rock into the ground
* naiSt gets feather to tickle him
<ed> hahaha

We're big on teamwork, in #chatspike

<Kelowna> *doesnt like beer*
<Kelowna> bleh
<Antipaticu`> coz ur girl:p
<Kelowna> yeah i think so :)
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> beer is nice:D
<Antipaticu`> beer&Football = Sex&Viollence
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> lol, guys! so typical... :P
<Antipaticu`> yup:)
<Kelowna> ways to bribe a guy = sex + beer
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> then they'll satisfy them :P
<Antipaticu`> first beer and then sex
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> ohh, forget the last sentence
<Antipaticu`> Aaa,uuhh aaaaa,more more ?:))
<Kelowna> shut up :P
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> so we from names we ended up talking about beer and sex.. lol, we're strange... :P
<Kelowna> lol, i dont think i'll make it in such a short time ;)
<Kelowna> i want that cool name of yours :P
<Antipaticu`> marry me
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Kelowna> okay