<Majic> I finally figured out why I couldn't talk to my uncle in AIM. I lifted the block I put on him a few months ago when he kept bothering me while I was cybering with someone. :D

(Frozzie) hi Strikee
(Frozzie) Striker, want to see something =O
(@Striker) Ok
(Frozzie) http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9525881148
(@Striker) IT"S TEH DEVIL
(Frozzie) YES IT IS
(@AngryMutantPenguin) "I am offering for purchase this unique tub of yoghurt"
(@AngryMutantPenguin) if there's any phrase which needs to appear more often on eBay, it's that...
(Frozzie) =D
(@AngryMutantPenguin) I'd bid, but I don't live in Australia
(Frozzie) want me to make it international?

<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"

<tomandandy> get me idleserb in #ascii
<tomandandy> thx
<tomandandy> serv
* SirOlli calls for idlecroat

* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(

<ClickHappy> I have like 5 farms
<LordJody> thats because your fat bitches eats alot
<LordJody> :D
<ClickHappy> yes
<ClickHappy> my fat pop

* ed smoked tea last night
<cracklemonkey> bahahah
<ed> they told me it was reefer, i said thats bull
<ed> i didnt know what it was, so i smoked it anyway

<agentOran> i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> without people to laugh at, life would be no fun at all
<Bernhammer> True, true.
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> emos, the homeless, single mothers, it's all good...
<Bernhammer> ha ha :)
<Bernhammer> bald people
<Bernhammer> I KEED! I KEED!
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> ooooh... you bitch!
<Bernhammer> :)
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> we prefer to be known as the follicly-challenged
<Bernhammer> Yes. And Eskemos prefer to be called Inuits.
<Bernhammer> But I ain't granting them that.

[21:55] * Kikaimegami loads up a giant picture of a penis
[21:56] * Vaanic|One still wants to learn how to do it...