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#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.