<Archy`> apparently when i was drunk at a mates 18th i kissed his mother
<Archy`> though i really can't remember that happening
<Olli> guy richie's mother?
<Archy`> and it's so not like me
<Archy`> i wish. from what i remember she looks like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory
<Archy`> only reason i can see why i done it was as a dare
<Archy`> or just because i was blind drunk *shrugs*
<Archy`> hence why i never get drunk anymore :P
<Archy`> well, blind drunk atleast
<Archy`> aaaand on that note, lets pretend i never said any of the above lines
<Olli> ok, now you've done it

pretend whatever you wish, mate ;)