[22:54] <Loki> we should e-mail Gates and be like
[22:54] <Loki> "remember me? I arrested you for speeding in the 70's!"
[22:54] <Loki> "I use Linux! screw you!"

<Wraith> DOWN WITH VVV
<Wraith> GO DALCOM!!!!!!!!!!
<Wraith> muahah
* Excal sighs
<Wraith> come and get me bitch
<Wraith> sorry for that Excal
<Excal> Im not the moderator, apologise to FrostyCoolSlug
<Excal> :P
<Wraith> BLAME IT ON THE WHISKEY
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not the moderator.. apologise to someone else :(
<Wraith> lol
<Wraith> hello Craig
<FrostyCoolSlug> hi
<Wraith> dirtly slut
<Wraith> lol
<FrostyCoolSlug> O_o
<Excal> lmao
<Excal> wtf? :P

[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock

[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short

[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|

(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO

* fire_ice_2035 throws asprin at majic
* Prozac throws himself at fire_ice_2035
* fire_ice_2035 evades
* Prozac humps
* fire_ice_2035 blocks
* Prozac rapes
* Majic plays Tetris
* fire_ice_2035 blocks more
* Majic fits the blocks into neat patterns.
* fire_ice_2035 perrys and kicks prozac in the face
* Prozac blocks the blocks
* Prozac parries fire_ice_2035's perrys
* fire_ice_2035 evades

<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first

<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P

[21:14:16] <ed> ahem
[21:14:18] <ed> sorry about that
[21:14:20] <ed> had to jack off :P
[21:14:49] <Jake|away> That's okay. The Neverending Story inspires that in people.