[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> so yeah
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> first i go into work on a bank holiday
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> then on the way home
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> it freakin rains >:/

[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p

[05:38:25] <omfg> ....
[05:40:05] <Majic> periodperiodperiodperiod
[05:40:31] <omfg> your time of the month?
[05:41:05] <Majic> oh yeah...
[05:41:13] <Majic> I'm getting blood everywhere...
[05:41:47] * Majic is an emo that doesn't need to cum himself
[05:41:51] <Majic> 0.o

[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row

<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.

<+Majic> holy shite, I just ran my maitenance scripts on my computer and it removed like 4GB of old junk files. 0.o
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)

<Onimae> What would be the default name of my hard drive in Linux?
<Rane> Doomed.

* typobox43 needs to stop sucking

[22:21] <Karate> amish people are kinda ugly :S

<+Loki> Azureus = phail
<+Loki> it's in the bloody DMZ. It's not gonna get any closer to the Internet unless I put the machine in a level3 communications datacentre