Below are all the quotes submitted to the website.
#751 (-1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-10 03:29:13
<Karate|AFK> i open the package, and it was not properly sealed, ahdda cutto ff some n throe iw out
<Star> ah
* Star mourns the lost swiss.
<Karate|AFK> wow that was ha horribly typed sentence, same with this one, gettin ahead of ysehlf and my letters gettin all in hte wrong plaes
<Karate|AFK> i think together those are the worst two sentences ive ever tyepd
#752 (-2)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2006-03-15 15:06:48
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie)
* ChanServ sets mode +n #immortal_angels
* ChanServ sets mode +t #immortal_angels
* ChanServ sets mode +r #immortal_angels
* Starcius ([email protected]) has joined #immortal_angels

(after some talk, and after Starcius has changed name to ordie)

* jujimufu has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs
* Ordie has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs ;; <- two weeks ago - ord.
* jujimufu has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs ;; <- two weeks ago - ord. <- so, can I delete it now? -jujs
* Ordie has changed the topic to: sure.
* jujimufu has changed the topic to: kk
#753 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-03-18 21:33:03
[21:31] <ol> your problem stems from an interface error causing vocal routing via the anus
#754 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-20 22:52:32
* Fin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that
#755 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-21 05:35:43
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I am not flexible by my standards, but I am far more flexible than average
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I can get 4 inches from my dick
<Karate|AFK> whats average?, not beingable to bend at the waist?
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> if I didnt have a small dick, I coudl reach it
<Gildindaimoth> lmfao
#756 (0)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-21 21:38:56
<NoMorePie> [ You have 20 seconds remaining! ]
<xevix> obiwan kenobi
<xevix> obi-wan kenobi
<NoMorePie> [ xevix was correct with obi-wan kenobi! 15 answers remaining out of 16. ]
<NoMorePie> [ Time up! 1 answers were found! ]
<xevix> mace windu
<xevix> damnit
<xevix> i went to the bathroom for 5 minutes XD
<Brain> hahaha
<Brain> that'll teach you to go to the bathroom
<Brain> :P
<xevix> you're never around to fix questions, but you're always here to laugh at me =p
#757 (3)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-03-24 21:17:15
* w00t gives voice to [OPA]Garakinconcert Azhrarn Craig Hart Ib ol typobox43 Away|Pete
* w00t gives voice to Dekar Elf Elyas Namu piggles ScrollLock w00t [Away]Star Colonel[AFK] cracklemonkey ed eggy
* w00t gives voice to Epy|AFK Kret mackattack Meltover MyNameIs Ricky Samas slcker76
<mackattack> finally you lazy sod
<MyNameIs> w00t, you suck monkey balz
<ed> lol
* cracklemonkey puts his balls away
#758 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-03-26 13:06:07
(+rAndom) chatspike admin ?
(+rAndom) a real skilled one
(+ed|zzzz) ugh
(+Heutink) ask Craig rAndom :p
(%Om) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a reply
(+LaptopBrain) skilled, that counts me out
(+Fin) craig? skilled? :p
(+rAndom) haha Om
(+Heutink) thats the joke Fin :p
(+SirOlli) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a confirmation that it will be considered.
(%Om) :D
(+ed|zzzz) LMFAO
#759 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2006-03-28 22:51:52
<Craig> well, my EternalStorm tops the google rankings
<Craig> and it wasn't impresivly hard to do
<[GalGen]Damien> blowjob to google ceo?
* [GalGen]Damien hides
<Craig> didn't even need to do that
<Craig> was on my 'todo' list though, just in case

--
Damien Sucks.. i mean.. really (More than me anyway) - C
#760 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-11 14:15:16
<shaq> bummer
<princess16> That's so funny of u shaq...who r u calling bummer
<shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<shaq> woohoo for language barriers
<princess16> it came after my answer soo i thought...
<shaq> probably because it was a response to what you said
<princess16> so now u r calling me a bummer!?
<Beer> no he meant that sucks, lol
<shaq> <shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<shaq> <Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<princess16> I know! But u said that it was response, after u said it wasn't
<shaq> i give up