[13:34] <ol> suits have to be reasonably subtler to look right
[13:34] <Olli|letter> first of all....black ist black
[13:35] <Craig> black is the new black!
[13:35] <ol> white makes you look like a pimp, and colouyr makes you look like Jonathon Ross

[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)

[18:29:48] <Bernhammer> I might do a search for "female gay porn"

[12:40] <Brik> w00t stop cybering Brain ! :(
[12:41] <w00t> lmao
[12:41] <Craig> wow, and i thought he was doing you..
[12:41] <w00t> that's the digital equivilant of "is it in yet" :(

<Ib3N> someone stole all my post-it's
<Ib3N> a officeworkers post-it's and pen is sacred
<Ib3N> you just dont screw around with your best mates girlfriend, and you just dont take a officeworkers pen and post-it's
<Ib3N> goddamit!
* Dr_Kev wonders if Ib3N's co-worker has stuck the post-its all over Ib3N's girlfriend with the words "Been here" and "Been there" written on it

<mib_dx50kg> where you from.?
<~hello2u> teh internets
<~hello2u> lol the US
<mib_dx50kg> okay then....
<mib_dx50kg> your not from hawaii.?

<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff

(Timestamps intact for humour value)

[09:29:09] * light ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:29:15] <light> need help
[09:29:19] * light ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: )

<veryl> god, my boss is a real bitch today
<veryl> i'm quitting my job after this month, i can't take this crap anymore
<Jiminy> tell us more

<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?