[14:25:36] <FallingUp> PSA: My new tattoo has finally calmed down and the skin is no longer rough to the touch.
[14:25:44] <Duck> is it dickbutt
[14:25:51] <FallingUp> It is not.
[14:27:21] <Elfangor> Duck, would you get a dickbutt tattoo?
[14:27:27] <Duck> probably

* LaptopBrain crunches Duck many times against a bloody, disgusting Atka mackerel

* LaptopBrain beautifies Duck infinitely against the outside of a Southern hake

<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy

<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.

<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k

<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

Sporks knows. ;)

[01:11:12] <SpeedWacer> Ramen is my wintertime food because it's cheap, fast, and hot
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh

[16:26] <SpeedWacer> I love enchiladas
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> There was some night a couple weeks ago I didn't get to sleep
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> And when I did finally go to bed like 30 hours later, I had a dream I was an enchilada
[16:27] <SpeedWacer> And I was being baked in the most comfortable oven

* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?