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#1751 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2014-02-01 02:44:18
[20:36] <Stealth> My friend sends me a snapchat of her feet on tile saying "Guess where I am"
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like
#1752 (0)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2014-02-06 15:12:41
15:09 * Arsenic writes a note, seals it in a bottle and tosses it in the river "Stuck in hospital. Send beer."
15:10 * Beer sends Arsenic a keg
15:10 <Arsenic> \o/
#1753 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-04-26 11:42:29
<%Olli> Hey!
* Sporks sticks his head into the toilet and flushes repeatedly
<-- Olli has quit (Quit: Gone. Been on a mobile device anyway.)
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#1755 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2014-06-24 15:55:20
<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza
#1756 (0)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-06-27 21:05:28
[20:44:51] * [BRC]Ingus is listening to queen
[20:45:02] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE
[20:45:05] <[BRC]Ingus> omg
[20:45:06] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE
[20:45:10] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE
[20:45:15] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIIKE
[20:45:16] <titsos> BICYCLE
[20:45:25] <[BRC]Ingus> np: queen - bicycle race
[20:45:28] <Tony> ahem. Continue.
[20:45:29] <Tony> :D
[20:45:31] <[BRC]Ingus> seriously
[20:45:38] <[BRC]Ingus> when did you become olli
[20:45:47] <[BRC]Ingus> olli is the only psychic here
#1757 (1)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-07 04:37:27
<Tommy> AgentFire: the network automatically Z-lines any IP that has lots of people connecting from it, for anti-spam purposes
<typobox> server nukes irccloud
<typobox> repeat
<Tommy> this concept has worked for decades
<Tommy> apparently nobody told IRCCloud about it
#1758 (3)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-11 07:47:23
<FallingUp> Ut-oh.
<FallingUp> 02:35am and the town siren is blaring.
<Cartis^> It's ebola outbreak!
* FallingUp shutters the windows, locks the doors, kills the lights and huddles silently in a corner
<FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR!
<FallingUp> Oh crap. That sounds like a fire truck.
<Cartis^> hahahaha
<Cartis^> <FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR! <-I love that reference.
<Cartis^> I was laughing at that, not the fire truck. :<
<FallingUp> Mhmm.
#1759 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-09-11 19:16:58
[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork
#1760 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-09-27 21:01:02
<+Katze> I wanna do some Necrodancing :(