<goose> and for a very happy goose that does not make
-Chris- I'm sorry, but I'm away (afk. try email, [email protected])
<goose> CHRIS SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH
<goose> I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO /NOTICE ME AND WHEN NOT TO

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<cosmin3193> hy guys
<cosmin3193> how are you?
<Kommisar[os]> im gay hbu !!
<Shawn> What
<cosmin3193> who have skype??
<FallingUp> quite a few of us do.
<cosmin3193> are there girls??
<FallingUp> psh
<FallingUp> there are no girls on the internet.
<FallingUp> o.o
<cosmin3193> ok
<cosmin3193> bye
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<Shawn> FallingUp, aren't you a girl? >.>

<Kumi> Tearing down the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike?
<pigeon_of_doom> That is FAR too impressive a description of where_'s battering ram, Kumi.


OOC ftw. Kinda ruins my images of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell now, though. ;-;

[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?

* ~Kumi looks sideways at Zooey
<~Kumi> You go for the arms
<~Kumi> I'll get the legs
<+pigeon_of_doom> Where, do you WANT to be castrated? I'd run. NOW.
<~Kumi> We'll have him yet.
<@Duck> o.o;

* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)

<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is

18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.

Olli: Just told someone about my new bike. She asked if a girl friend wouldnt be better.
Havvy: Olli: Did you ask her if she was willing to be that girlfriend?
Olli: My reply: why? Bike is cheaper in the long run, doesn't bitch when I lock it in the garage, carries me, i've got 10 years warranty on the frame and the first maintenance check is free. I'd like to see the girlfriend that can keep up with that.

[21:42] <ed> why has my pack of filters gone walkabouts :s
[21:56] <ed> ah i was using it as a bookmark, that explains it -_-;