<w00t> it's not like there's so many cocks they're flying around into people's mouths accidentally when they open them

(life is much more fun without context)

[08:02] <DSK^_^AznSmile-> I only abuse myself over you, Kumi
[08:03] * Pepper sticks on a bra
[08:03] <DarthKuro> o:

[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that

<Emily> And how are you this afternoon, Puppeteer_Putin?
<Puppeteer_Putin> Well thank you, Em!
<Puppeteer_Putin> Enjoying the slightly chilly weather on this side of the country!
<Puppeteer_Putin> And yourself?
<X> Psst.
<X> Emily is where_
<Puppeteer_Putin> where, you dirty whore.

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<Olli> Bastardo!
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<Elfangor> Well well. So much for "Bastardo!"
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Does "Bastardo!" affect Olli's client? o_O

<I> Religion?
<Sporks> Religion is the module which lets you decide where to go when you die().
<peachykeen> lol sporks
* Sporks is a jewbot
<Curly> o.O
<peachykeen> :O
<I> ...hahah.

* Kuro tosses a ticking apple at pigeon
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous

21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-

<Curly> I don't even like the taste of bananas, it reminds me too much of bananas