[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code

Zivoid is a bot btw

[19:56:21] <Kumi> I bought size 8 jeans maybe a month and a half ago.
[19:56:28] <Kumi> They were a tad small at that stage.
[19:56:34] <Kumi> Now I need a belt for them.
[19:56:56] <Lukish> OH GOD
[19:57:04] <Lukish> what has happened to your butt
[19:57:15] <Proto> ...what?
[19:57:20] <Empireth> what
[19:57:27] <Kumi> wat

psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] heit nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


compare: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=772&r=2&l=5

<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol

[07:43] * *.chatspike.net has kicked LidyaAmiLya from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 6 secs))
[07:43] <Majic> hurr.
[07:44] <w00t> herp derp
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Someone have a secure computer and tell us what that blog is?
[07:46] <w00t> honestly, who cares?
[07:46] <w00t> it'll either be viagra or viruses or both
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Oh, just personal curiosity.
[07:46] <Ambrosia> I'll click it, if you like.
[07:47] <Doll_Licca> No, don't do it for me.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...seems really secure.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> It's turkish Blogspot.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...selling Internal Combustion something or other.
[07:48] <Doll_Licca> As viewed by Google Translate?
[07:48] <Ambrosia> Yup :D
[07:49] * Corin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] * Rane ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] <Archie> silly Amby :D
[07:54] <Ambrosia> Whyy
[07:55] <Archie> cause you clicked a rapturebot link now you are going to go to bot afterlife
[07:56] <Ambrosia> I'll be fine.
[07:56] <Archie> :q

.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.

<IdleBot> Tarwen [628/943] has challenged Hitler [71/137] in combat and won!

[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes

[12:53:08] <Doodle> I like to lick the shit from the assholes of farm animals

*LordEfreak* sleep Havvy
*wolfbot* You slept with them.

<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of LORDEFREAK!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
<Scarth> He died as he lived.
<Legacy> in the arms of a very hairy man?
<Nat> indeed