<I> Three rings for the elven kings under the sky. Me, Xhu, Curly. Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone. AOPs and HOPs. Nine for mortal men doomed to die. Those would be the voiced users. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. HI KUMI.

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I got 'I' talking about LOTR. I definitely regretted it afterwards.

<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>

<Kumi> I'd kick you for that, but it's been too long a day, Xhu
* I has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
* Xhu has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<Kumi> ...
<Kumi> or maybe I don't need to kick them, the internet does my job for me.

[22:14:04] <+Minion> maybe if I had the 40 inch one my friend won't give me back

< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.

<Duck> aww fuck yea vacuums
<Duck> how do they work
<Tarwen> They suck lol
<Duck> LOL
<Shawn> o.o

[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn

12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS

@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead

00:20:11 * cluekitty glomps SnoFox
00:20:29 <+SnoFox> What part of don't <verb> me don't you get? -.-
00:21:33 * cluekitty accidentally SnoFox
00:21:41 <+SnoFox> -.-