* SnoFox isn't sure if the words he is using anymore are real words.
<%SnoFox> Do we have a grammar fascist in the house? *cough*Doc*cough*
-!- Doc [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
<%SnoFox> Speak of the devil.

* Anthonywert ([email protected]) has joined #oneclickwifi
<Anthonywert> any1 here alivE?
<hello2u> NO
<hello2u> WE WERE TURNED INTO ZOMBIEZ
<Anthonywert> NOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
* hello2u bites anthony
<hello2u> all except me
<Anthonywert> well then we need to call in the army
<Anthonywert> ok
<Anthonywert> why did u bite me?
<hello2u> what, I did?
* hello2u looks at skin
<hello2u> hmmm
* Anthonywert kicks hello2u in the shin
<hello2u> pale and clammy.... must have been hungry
* hello2u munches on chips
<hello2u> btw ow
<Anthonywert> thats for biting me
<Anthonywert> no biting!
<hello2u> arf arf
<hello2u> You are Legend, I'm the dog
<Anthonywert> aww death by grenade?
<Anthonywert> i dun wanna die
* Anthonywert pulls pin on the grenade and runs into the glass wall
<Anthonywert> *BOOM*
* Anthonywert ish dead
<hello2u> YOU LOSE TO TEH ZOMBIES

<+Stryker> IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
<+Stryker> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
<+Shikari> I want to hit midnight so I can tell Christmas to **** the **** off personally.

[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night

<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'

15:16.21 ( +King ) Nothing.
15:16.28 ( +King ) You are banished!
15:16.47 ( +greyfox105 ) you can't banish me, you have no throne or head!
15:18.19 )) +King kicks Fox
15:19.03 )) +greyfox105 lops off one of King's legs.
15:20.36 ( +King ) Damnit don't make go all hard on your ass.
15:21.08 ( +greyfox105 ) that sounds kinda bad...
15:21.13 ( ~Hisakata ) That sounds...
15:21.14 ( ~Hisakata ) Yeah.
15:21.43 ( ~Hisakata ) In any case if that happens I'll tape it.

Don't worry about what the first line means, it's taken out of context.
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<Dnfforever> I'll see your .49 and raise (lower) you a .08
<hello2u> Dnf: full house, king high
<Dnfforever> Hello2u: Straight flush
<Dnfforever> Suck on that xD
* hello2u sucks on the cards
<hello2u> yum, win flavor

01:32am <@goose> I SHOULD GET A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR THAT IDEA
01:32am <@goose> haha I'm trolling #opers

<Dnfforever> Am I the only one who sees a drowning man when I type lol
<Dnfforever> ?
<xag> O_O
<xag> yes

<~Hisakata> Hisakata go to bed.
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D