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#1451 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-20 18:25:37
14:07 <|{urse> So.. lol. I'm new to this net, who's got the best boobs?
14:08 <Iain> goose
14:08 <Lizzy> 0_o
14:08 <Gaileh> ... Ahahaha
14:08 <Balthazaar> ....
#1452 (-1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-14 06:14:28
* +Stealth sticks his comma in Karina
<+Stealth> >.>
<+Karina> O_o
<+Karina> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *steps away*
#1453 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-14 23:04:36
[18:49] * WOOOOOOO ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[18:49] <Sanity> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[18:49] <Sanity> I'M PUMPED
[18:49] <Sanity> YEAH.
#1454 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-15 11:45:13
11:31:47 [~Hisakata] !sync
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.
#1455 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-16 23:02:21
[18:48] <+Karina> I'm going to hit you if you say "eh" or "aboot" though, Canadians do not say aboot! or eh randomly! :O
[18:49] <@Moose> eh?
[18:50] * +Karina stabs Moose with a pillow

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;)
#1456 (2)
Posted by Xhu @ 2009-12-21 23:39:14
<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.
#1457 (4)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-22 22:28:36
[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;
#1458 (2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-23 01:01:47
<+bluaki> anyways, I think Arceus is like the ugliest legendary pokemon
<+Cathartis> it looks like a SPACE LLAMA!!!
<+Cathartis> the result of an earth llama having sex with a communications satellite

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So true.
#1459 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-24 08:08:04
07:55:56 * | loses his balance
07:55:57 -!- | is now known as _
#1460 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-24 12:27:11
12:13.42 ( +Andres ) Going out with two chicks.
12:13.44 ( +Andres ) Bai for nao
12:13.52 . Andres ( [email protected] ) has quit IRC ( [CS] Quit: Delicious little quit message. )
12:13.59 ( ~Hisakata ) He means he's going to masturbate using both hands.
12:14.11 ( +Franziska ) One in each hole.
12:14.18 ( @Novajam ) Well that just makes me feel wonderful and not insecure at all.
12:14.43 ( +Franziska ) He's such a woman.