[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> eh right
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> I would hate to have to pay for stuff I don't use
[22:59] <%Lowlife> it would be like me paying for my penis
[22:59] <%Lowlife> :D

* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all

[21:05] <+Pred> good
[21:05] <+Pred> im wet

[20:37:17] <Andres> Andres is GOD
[20:37:26] <Aro> lol
[20:37:40] <Aro> I don't believe in gods
[20:37:41] <Aro> so
[20:37:44] <Aro> I assume
[20:37:47] <Andres> I DO NOT EXIST :O
[20:37:48] <Aro> you do not exist

<goose> (o)(o) <= boobs
<goose> :D
<Unforgiven> ( o Y o )
<goose> ooh. I like your boobs better than mine
...
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<Unforgiven> (.Y.) smaller breasts
<goose> the illegal kind

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?

<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!

[20:09] <Magnus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ Yay
[20:13] <Aki> haha
[20:13] <Aki> This is an entertaining song solely for it's absurdity. Man sure loves his peaches.
[20:13] <Aki> ^_^
[20:14] <Magnus> So do Ninjas, apparently.
[20:15] <Aki> hehe
[20:15] <Aki> Ninjas love peaches because they can't get them in Japan.
[20:16] <Aki> For the Pirates stole all the peach trees.
[20:16] <Aki> Thus sparking the age old Pirate-Ninja conflict.
[20:16] <Magnus> Exactly.
[20:16] <TT> indeed....
[20:16] <TT> seriously, i think that's what happened....
[20:16] <Aki> This, also, is why Ninjas are sneaky. To steal back peaches.
[20:17] <TT> holy fuck it's true o_O
[20:18] <Aki> ^_^

02:16 <nenolod> /msg aquanight see hot tits in action in http://goatse.ca
02:16 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
02:16 <aquanight> damn. did that site move again?
02:16 <aquanight> I used to remember it being .cx