[09:32] * Chuck_Norris had your mum
[09:38] <macgyverdgi> Chuck_Norris: you had my fat mom, wow, I hope you had fun
[09:38] * macgyverdgi laughs at Chuck_Norris
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> I did
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> Had your grandma too
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> ok
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> to much, she died back on july 4th
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> That explains why she didn't move about much
[09:40] <macgyverdgi> DUDE

I appologised after.

<Bricker> ctcp / dns wouldnt tell you that
<daft> I ctcp you're time
<daft> the earth has time zones
<daft> so i have you're lattitude
<Bricker> wow
<Bricker> just...wow

[10:51] <Alexx> Well my plan to order Frosty to run round and rape Scan and Zedd hasn't panned out the way I wanted, SURE he went round with that intent, but it seems to have become some sort of gay orgy and the server has been forgotten in a flurry of lube and and sphincter stretchers

<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night

[20:32] <Alexx> I love it when you treat me mean olli ^^
[20:32] <Zathman> O_o
[20:32] * Olli crushes Alexx under his boot
[20:32] * luigiman has quit IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by luigiman8490))
[20:33] * luigiman8490 is now known as luigiman
[20:33] <Alexx> Oh yea..
[20:33] <Alexx> yea..
[20:33] <Alexx> Now put a ciggerette out on meeee!!
[20:33] * Olli puts Alexx out on a cigarette
[20:34] <Alexx> *spooge*
[20:35] <Alexx> mmmm YES! Spank me! I've been naughty!
[20:35] * Olli has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: leaves alexx alone)

[15:00] <Alexx> Of the many laws i've broken, nailing someone underage isn't one of them. But when i'm 50 If i can score a 16/17 year old...Damn right i'll take it, just hope it explodes my heart so i can die doing the thing i love
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends

[09:19] <%[THC]Master_Chief1986|SLEEP> i dont havin anything there

[09:58] <+rich100> hey varsus
[09:58] <+Varsus> broke my toe playing with my daughter earlier

[16:37:28] <Andres> Heya, hornypants :D
[16:37:38] <Andres> Had naughty dreams about Riv? :)
[18:25:01] <Aristeo> Andres: Nope :D
[18:25:46] <Andres> Lies
[18:25:58] <Andres> I know you want to sex Riv a lot
[18:25:58] <Aristeo> Truths

[Thu,8:28:57p] <Blades|Laptop> Pyro: i had something to tell you
[Thu,8:29:04p] <Pyro> uh oh
[Thu,8:29:07p] <Blades|Laptop> but i cant remember what it was
[Thu,8:29:08p] <Blades|Laptop> :/
[Thu,8:29:13p] <Pyro> you aren't wearing pants?
[Thu,8:29:28p] <Blades|Laptop> no, im wearing pants
[Thu,8:29:45p] <Karate> are you wearing undies though? :p
[Thu,8:29:55p] <Blades|Laptop> yes
[Thu,8:30:14p] <Karate> and a shirt?
[Thu,8:30:28p] <Blades|Laptop> yep
[Thu,8:30:37p] <Karate> and a bra
[Thu,8:30:38p] <Karate> ?
[Thu,8:30:45p] <Blades|Laptop> and socks and shoes