[18:04:33] * Karate yawns
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.

<ed> then i can use my favourite hitup line
<ed> 'ey up split-arse
<ed> :D
<ed> and on that note
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<ed> i'm off for a cig

[17:51:24] <Karate> and btw, waht the freak is bluetooth, i still cant figure it out
[17:51:28] <naiSt> I hate justin "wannabe wigger" timberlake
[17:51:29] <Majic> 0.o
[17:51:44] <Majic> Bluetooth is the type of STD you get from giving head to Eskimos.
[17:51:48] <naiSt> bluetooth is something you get from eating to much blueberries
[17:51:52] <Karate> . . .
[17:51:55] <Majic> hehehe
[17:52:12] <naiSt> also known as blue tongue
[17:52:14] <Majic> I don't like wiggerlake either...
[17:52:29] <Karate> u guys are useless

[19:23] <ed> irc.icq.com #teens
[19:23] <ed> funny shit
[19:23] * Tarwen haxx0rz eds underpants

<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P

[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

[08:29:16] <Tarwen> Well I was 7 when I did it
[08:29:27] <Tarwen> It was at schoool
[08:29:30] <Tarwen> It tasted so good there

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[02:17:02] <Nazca> anyone interested in giving a recomendation on a nicely featured blog package with decent layout customisation?
[02:18:37] <eth0> yes
[02:18:53] * eth0 hands Nazca a notebook and a pen
[02:19:00] <eth0> thar we go ;)
[02:19:03] <ThePopeSVCD> lol
[02:21:12] <ed> :D
[02:21:39] <Tristan> lol!

[21:52:47] <webs> <3 <3 <3 <3
[21:52:57] <Majic> :D
[21:52:58] <Majic> [Now Playing] Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles at 320 kbps. ~ MPEG audio file ~
[21:56:09] <Majic> "Sperm is known to develop best in cool surroundings, which is why the testicles are situated outside a man's body within the scrotum." Keeping the body cooler by sleeping naked may be beneficial for male fertility.
[21:56:13] <Majic> I did not know that!!! :D
[21:56:30] <webs> :D
[21:56:57] <webs> my sperm is cool.

<Majic> It looks like a good phone Rateh, and I suggest you go to a T-Mobile dealer somewhere by your house and talk to a manager about the plans.
<Majic> THey don't speak english on the web... :/
<naiSt> it has such feminine design
<Majic> black?
<Majic> curvy?
<Majic> shiney?
<Majic> flippy?
<Majic> No service??!