<Beer> heh.. boots are starting to sell viagra over the counter on feb 14th
<Dune> no way
<Beer> aye
<Dune> that one is worth a global
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> only in 3 stores in manchester to start with though
<Beer> then at 50 i don't think it'll be a best seller ;)
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: Living in Manchester? Boots is selling Viagra over the counter for 50 as of the 14th of Feb.. If you can't get it up, boots it!
<Beer> yay being able to get it free if i like ;)
<w00t> yay for not needing it
<FrostyCoolSlug> ditto ;D
<w00t> :D
<Dune> im not in need of it either
<Beer> i'd prefer to get free lube... stop having "i'm getting sore" as a complaint :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not entirely sure how to respond to that...
<Beer> lmao
<w00t> "stop using sandpaper condoms, silly Beer"?
<Beer> "made for the sadist within" :p

Standard day in #opers :D

<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery

[20:47:33] <Greenkirby21> IM HARD GAY
[20:47:33] <Greenkirby21> WOOO
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Majic = 328
ed = 41

[21:50:52] * Kioshto spanks salkaman
[21:50:52] * salkaman screams happily and wiggles his rear at Kioshto, begging for more

[18:59:21] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +hoe Kiti Kiti Kiti!*@*]
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[19:00:09] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +bitch Kiti*!*@* Kiti]
[19:00:11] <Majic> hehehe
[19:00:24] * [KoYc]Lowlife sets modes [#soapspike -b Kiti*!*@*]
[19:00:28] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:00:29] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike -itch Kiti]
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[19:02:08] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +snog [KoYc]Lowlife SEX]
[19:02:09] <Majic> :D
[19:02:20] <Majic> likey likey? :D
[19:02:23] <[KoYc]Lowlife> lol
[19:02:38] * [KoYc]Lowlife drivvels on Majic
[19:02:41] <Majic> :D
[19:02:47] * Majic lawls [KoYc]Lowlife
[19:03:18] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +shit Kioshto]
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[19:03:28] <Majic> hehehe
[19:03:45] <Majic> I wish we had a mode U
[19:03:56] <Majic> Could do +cunt and +hump...
[19:04:08] <Majic> and +fuck. :p
[19:04:16] <Majic> NO!
[19:04:19] <Majic> +fucking!!!!
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| I might need therapy... |
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[19:30:33] <Majic> I mean, big means something to grab onto. Muscular means Lowie. And TAN means hawt. :p
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha

How to scar(e) people who ask for your a/s/l in IRC:
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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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<JakeD> :(
<Kiti> Buck up, kiddo! It's not so bad
* JakeD slashes Kiti's face

[16:47] <[AoW]Dolon> i was laughin at this
[16:47] <Adremelech> rofl
[16:47] <[AoW]Dolon> * Brat_Tarwen is now known as Tarwen
[16:48] <Adremelech> she is a brat
[16:48] <Motto> what is a brat?
[16:48] <Adremelech> fucking kicking me >:|
[16:48] <Adremelech> Tarwen is a brat
[16:48] <Hiroyuki> lol
[16:48] <Motto> i translated it
[16:48] <Motto> hi hiroyouki
[16:48] <[AoW]Dolon> nah
[16:48] <Motto> you are new in the channel?
[16:48] <[AoW]Dolon> kicking you isnt bratty
[16:48] <Tarwen> :)
[16:48] <Tarwen> It's deserving
[16:48] <[AoW]Dolon> its the right thing to do
[16:48] <[AoW]Dolon> anytime
[16:48] <Tarwen> Do it Dolon!
[16:49] * Adremelech was kicked by [AoW]Dolon (why not)
[16:49] * Adremelech has joined #angelsofwar
[16:49] <Adremelech> Tarwen, whats your problem, did you stick the tampon in the wrong hole?
[16:49] <[AoW]Dolon> :D
[16:49] <Motto> haha
[16:49] * Adremelech was kicked by [AoW]Dolon (rude)

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<Riithi> was beginning to smell here