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(%Om) I need two birthday presents :<
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong