<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P