<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think