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#1700 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2012-07-27 21:00:25
<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.

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So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:

<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.