Olli: Just told someone about my new bike. She asked if a girl friend wouldnt be better.
Havvy: Olli: Did you ask her if she was willing to be that girlfriend?
Olli: My reply: why? Bike is cheaper in the long run, doesn't bitch when I lock it in the garage, carries me, i've got 10 years warranty on the frame and the first maintenance check is free. I'd like to see the girlfriend that can keep up with that.