* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)