In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that