[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night