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<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD
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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD
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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.