[07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer
[07:04:16] <Karate> i started putting them there after using them like 4 months ago
[07:04:20] <Karate> i dont remember why
[07:04:33] <xptek> ...
[07:04:33] <ed> [07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer <-- .... *cough*
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[07:04:36] <Karate> the pile was like, almost to the top of my monitor, and it started next to my kb
[07:04:47] <Karate> and my kb is on a thing below my monitor, and my monitor is above the hting above my kb
[07:04:47] <xptek> You need to HIDE those when you're done wanking.
[07:04:52] <Karate> so, it was like 2 feet high

[11:25:13] <Radia> Bernie, just how many side-projects do you have, and many side-project involves someone from this chatroom?
[11:27:59] <Bernhammer> hehe, a lot
[11:28:07] <Bernhammer> and a lot of them involve...Zlandicar, really :D
<AwgMotH> took a long time to come to that answer
<Bernhammer> was doing other stuff D:
<Radia> Bernhammer is a busy mang.
<Bernhammer> busy hating on womangs
<Bernhammer> for not sexxing him

<Om> Ib!
<Om> It's your fault :(
<Om> Now I have to try and explain what a cockslap is to a relatively innocent 15 yearold girl :(
<Om> Well, not hard to explain..relatively crudely.

#soapspike

[07:43:58] <Majic> WOOOOOOOO!!!! HELL YEAH!
[07:44:08] <Majic> Guess what I just put in my mouth. :D

[08:31:38] <Majic> GO NOW, or suffer the consequences!
[08:33:28] <Karate> :'(
[08:33:57] * Majic smothers Karate in a fury of huggles. I TOLD YOU TO GO! PHEAR THY HUGGLE ATTACK!
[08:34:50] <Karate> O.o
[08:34:54] * Karate gets creaped out and goes to fold her laundry
[08:35:02] <Majic> lol
[08:35:06] <Majic> I love my job.

*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh

<Ib> er. for the record, Im as hetero as they (we) come
<Ib> hehe..
<ed> course you are ib ;) (corrected)
<FBI> whats a hetero?
<ed> keep telling yourself that
<Ib> ...

<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!

(+Majic) Last time I played with myself I opened the blinds on my window. There's this old lady who lives across the steet that likes to spy on people. I wanted to give her a show in her VERY old age....
(+Majic) SHIT!
(+Majic) Wrong window!
(+Majic) Er....
(+Majic) ahahah, look at me type...meaningless crap. That was all a lie.

<Zathman> gline dotslasher ?
<dotslasher> May The Fleas of a thousand Camels infest Zathman's lower regions............
<Zathman> may legions of crabs and bed-bugs feast upon thy nethers dotslasher
<Ib3N> aww. bugs 'n flies gets all the fun :/