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#841 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-13 21:26:00
[15:45] <Star> Never had a date/that you couldn't inflate
[16:15] * Blankie ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
[16:16] * Elf isnt surprised
[16:16] <Elf> :P
[16:16] * Karate thinks elfy wishes that was him :p
[16:16] <Elf> the inflatable :o
[16:16] <Elf> ?
[16:16] <Karate> lol, no, the guy with the inflatable :p
[16:16] <Elf> pfft
[16:17] <Elf> u kiss back :P
[16:17] <Elf> and ur warmer :P
[16:17] <Karate> lol
[16:17] <Karate> that the only upside to a real person? :p
[16:18] <Elf> well u cant be deflated and stored in a cuboard, u have downsides :P
[16:19] <Karate> lol
[16:19] <Elf> and u need feeding
[16:20] <Elf> rather frequently
[16:20] <Karate> lol
[16:20] <Karate> well, im sure an inflatable isnt all that affectionate either :p
[16:20] <Elf> and for an inflatable to come from vegas to uk it would cost about $20 postage :P
#842 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-14 04:37:37
<Drathlin> and then it exploded
<Drathlin> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<Drathlin> but I got it away just in time.
#843 (6)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-07-14 06:23:54
<[BRC]Odin> dearly unbeloved, we idle here today to join Majic tomandy and Elisha in unholy irc matromony
<Majic> ahahaha
<[BRC]Odin> if any one should object remain idle or be flamed by them

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Our Pastor Odin++
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#845 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-16 03:09:47
* Majic wants a tranny.
(@ed) lol
* [BRC]Odin quotes
--- ed is now known as [TRANNY]ed
(@tomandy) its called #thailand
(+Majic) ahaha
* Majic loves ed.
#846 (6)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2006-07-16 10:26:34
<tomandy> whoa
<tomandy> i once pretendeed to be a girl
<tomandy> tbh
<tomandy> i got hard :/
#847 (5)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 00:35:54
#soapspike

[00:31:25] <Karate> shall i continue? :p
[00:32:37] <ed> yes
[00:32:38] <ed> :D
[00:32:57] <Karate> lol too bad, i dont wanna :p
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[00:33:52] * ed inserts a coin into rateh's slot
[00:33:56] <ed> continue dammit!
[00:33:57] <ed> ;p
[00:34:00] * Karate doesnt have a slot :p
#848 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 01:34:39
#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?
#849 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-29 13:44:01
[13:42] * w00t whips SexSlave
[13:42] <SexSlave> STOP IT!
[13:42] <SexSlave> I am not here for ur pleasure.
#850 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-07-30 05:09:28
[05:02:48] <+ed> whats the command to kick everyone from a room?
[05:03:01] <+ed> and dont say /quit
[05:03:15] <+ed> and anyone who says it for irony's sake, you aren't funny
[05:03:20] <+ed> :P
[05:03:59] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect ?
[05:04:13] <+ed> ....
[05:04:17] <+ed> no, really
[05:04:21] <+ed> is it /clear
[05:04:23] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect all, should do it
[05:04:25] <+ed> i mean
[05:04:36] <@w00t[hl2> if you're using mirc
[05:04:37] <+ed> -.-
[05:04:45] -> [ed] VERSION
[05:04:47] [ed VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 Khaled Mardam-Bey
[05:04:48] <@w00t[hl2> which you are
[05:04:56] <@w00t[hl2> (upgrade to 6.2 sometime btw)
[05:05:01] <+ed> mm
[05:05:15] * +ed ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: G-Lined: You are banned from this network (Fondling Boo's chest))
[05:05:22] * ed ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[05:05:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v ed
[05:05:29] <+ed> penis
[05:05:46] <@w00t[hl2> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
[05:05:48] * +ed cockslaps w00t and smears cockcheese all over his smarmy face
[05:05:50] <@w00t[hl2> you actually did it
[05:05:57] <@w00t[hl2> omfg!!
[05:05:58] <+ed> shut up cockbender :p