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<JerrySpringer> firstly
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?
#chatspike love advice
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?
#chatspike love advice
[17:43:56] <+kelly> do you master light sabers?
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
[13:50:37] * +ed hands w00t a condom
[13:50:43] <%Karate|AFK> gimme!
[13:50:43] <%Karate|AFK> gimme!
<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p
<ed> dogs bollocks jen
<ed> mmmm that was TASTY
<ed> mmmm that was TASTY
[01:23:20] <+ed> still cant believe i did that...
[01:23:24] <+ed> herpes... lmfao
[01:23:24] <+ed> herpes... lmfao
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
<JakeD> Well, I was born and raised in East Texas, so he and I might end up getting along. Unless he's a racist.
<JakeD> I'm down with rednecks until they start with the racism.
<FBI> he said white podwer
<FBI> powder*
<JakeD> WHITE POWDER ONG HE'S A COKEHEAD
<FBI> dunno if u thinkt tahts racist
<Karate|AFK> nonon its anthrax
<JakeD> White powder is racist.
<JakeD> What about black or brown powder
<Karate|AFK> or red powder
<JakeD> I'm down with rednecks until they start with the racism.
<FBI> he said white podwer
<FBI> powder*
<JakeD> WHITE POWDER ONG HE'S A COKEHEAD
<FBI> dunno if u thinkt tahts racist
<Karate|AFK> nonon its anthrax
<JakeD> White powder is racist.
<JakeD> What about black or brown powder
<Karate|AFK> or red powder
* Om nibbles ol
* w00t[sleepies takes photos
* ol kicks Om so hard he swaps the holes around in his shell
(@Om) Oh noes
(@Om) So you mean..
(@Om) Now my head comes out the arse hole in my shell? :(
(%ol) no, its back out of the head hole :p
(@LaptopBrain) http://www.anti-tom.com/img/anti-tom-banner-1.jpg
(@Om) Low blow
(@LaptopBrain) hahahaha
* w00t[sleepies takes photos
* ol kicks Om so hard he swaps the holes around in his shell
(@Om) Oh noes
(@Om) So you mean..
(@Om) Now my head comes out the arse hole in my shell? :(
(%ol) no, its back out of the head hole :p
(@LaptopBrain) http://www.anti-tom.com/img/anti-tom-banner-1.jpg
(@Om) Low blow
(@LaptopBrain) hahahaha
<FBI> @___@
<@ol> bugger off
<@ol> this isn't your jurasdiction :p
<FBI> Yes it is
*** ol sets channel #chatspike mode +v FBI
* FBI pets ol
<@ol> ...
* FBI feels violated
<@ol> believe me, it isn't
* FBI blushes
<+FBI> >O<
<@ol> alright, who attacked the agent
<@ol> bugger off
<@ol> this isn't your jurasdiction :p
<FBI> Yes it is
*** ol sets channel #chatspike mode +v FBI
* FBI pets ol
<@ol> ...
* FBI feels violated
<@ol> believe me, it isn't
* FBI blushes
<+FBI> >O<
<@ol> alright, who attacked the agent