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#1731 (0)
Posted by Minion @ 2013-01-30 21:46:15
[16:43:10] <+pigeon_of_doom> Those are the best dicks!
#1732 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 14:26:10
just another day in irc-town

[15:17:19] <SpeedWacer> Good morning!
[15:18:26] <SpeedWacer> Putting my skincare products in the fridge was the best thing I ever did
[15:18:30] <SpeedWacer> So refreshing <3
[15:19:31] * HeufyDroid mews and watches from his kitteh corner
[15:19:48] <Katze> I just had a cup of tea and now I feel like I need a nap
[15:19:49] <Katze> D:
[15:20:10] <HeufyDroid> Kitteh nap
[15:21:05] * Olli slathers Speedy with ice cream
[15:21:37] <HeufyDroid> Ohmy
[15:21:50] <SpeedWacer> Are you going to lick it off?
[15:21:57] <SpeedWacer> Speedy why did you say that
[15:22:01] <Olli> oh my.
[15:22:03] <Olli> :D
[15:22:26] <HeufyDroid> So you're creaming her is what you're saying? :P
[15:23:17] <Olli> ...
[15:23:21] * Olli hides in a corner
[15:23:49] * Katze patpats HeufyDroid
[15:23:53] <Katze> ^.^
[15:23:57] <SpeedWacer> I'm so sorry
[15:24:08] <Olli> you're not!
[15:24:15] * HeufyDroid purrs
[15:24:30] <SpeedWacer> :>
[15:24:54] <HeufyDroid> You're lucky quoting on my phone is a pain :P
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles
#1734 (5)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2013-02-17 19:23:29
--> Olli ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<titsos> fu Olli
<Munchiez> Pink Starburst dissolved in 1/3 vodka, 2/3 monster or red bull
<titsos> nice
<Olli> what?
<&Majic> titsos: can be arranged
<Olli> I'd like a say in that
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10 minutes ago:
<titsos> I want sex
<titsos> with Majic
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#1736 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-04-13 21:22:04
[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week
#1737 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-04-21 23:57:07
[17:29] <FallingUp> WHY AM I CRAVING ALMOND JOYS????!!
[17:30] <SpeedWacer> Because delicious
[17:30] <FallingUp> |:
[17:30] * Sporks has quit (Connection closed)
[17:30] <FallingUp> You're not helping.
[17:30] <SpeedWacer> Well now I feel like a nut and it's your fault
#1738 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2013-05-12 15:02:53
* ShadowBear flips Duck
(where) So you flipped the bird?
(ShadowBear) yes
(Olli) that was a fowl gesture.
#1739 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2013-05-28 23:51:28
<Cat> you should be glad I have an innie :P
#1740 (-4)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 18:11:35
[19:11:00] <grapey> in the first Mulan, the character Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphey. in Mulan 2, they got some white guy to try sounding like Eddie Murphey. O.o
[19:11:04] <SpeedWacer> And it was magical