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<pigeon_of_doom> None of you are worth sleeping with? Cos Olli ain't here ;)
<lynch^ed> YES
<Kumi> You have terrible timing, Pigeon.
<Andres> Kumi, come play with us on the #wolf :o
<Kumi> Because that;s the first thing I saw.
<lynch^ed> hey harlot_of_doom, come play some wolf
<pigeon_of_doom> You saw it!?
<elFangor> lol
<Kumi> I saw it.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Kumi> you are in so much trouble.

04:50:37 <FallingUp> Oh, good morning, Olli.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.

<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .

<pigeon_of_doom> Right, so, this keeps up, you die, I can buy Emp off for less, and get voice? I see no downside to this.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.

[21:25] <@Iain> also that makes 2 of you to ignore me :(
[21:25] <@Iain> zedd must have my posts on ignore
[21:26] <~FrostyCoolWork> you often say too many good things :p
[21:26] <~FrostyCoolWork> takes a while for processing :D
[21:26] <@Iain> inactivity kills :p
[21:26] <@Iain> being more active should give the active people more ways to kill each other
[21:26] <Lowlife> no, it's just that craig loves cox
[21:26] <Lowlife> :p
[21:26] <@Iain> lol that too
[21:26] * Lowlife hides
[21:26] <@Iain> but seriously
[21:26] <~FrostyCoolWork> I do seem to respond to cox more often than you.
[21:26] <~FrostyCoolWork> WAIT
[21:26] <~FrostyCoolWork> OI >:/
[21:26] <Lowlife> :D

[19:32] <+ed> speaking of condoms, i should probably get a full sti screening at some point
[19:33] <+Lowlife> maybe a good idea
[19:33] <+Minion> I don't have any of those.
[19:34] <+Lowlife> good ideas or condoms?
[19:35] <+Minion> I don't have any infections.
[19:35] <+SpeedWacer> I get one every few months

1:50 01 <Ikoru>: Only girls could ask me doing something at 3am anyone else might get a kick in the teeth
1:52 22 <Havvy>: Ikoru: What about a baby:?
1:52 46 <Ikoru>: A baby pulls off my covers?
1:52 59 <Havvy>: No, probably not. But a baby can cry.
1:53 12 <Ikoru>: Kick in the teeth, its a mutant
1:53 38 <X>: You heard it here first, folks: babies that cry are mutants.

[15:35] <~Muffinman> Cool, I'll add you when not at work
[15:36] <~Muffinman> "There was an error in the App Store, please try again later"
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Fuck you Apple!!!
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Take my money already

* where boops Curly
<&Curly> brb
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<+where> ;-;
<&Empireth> YOU MADE HER LEAVE.
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<+where> No, I made her come ba-
<+where> ...
<+where> Shut up, Emp.
<&Empireth> I am very disappointed in you, where_.
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<+where> I will end you.
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<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.

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So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:

<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.