Below are all the quotes submitted to the website.
#1581 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-13 23:30:37
[18:14] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn [408/423] has come upon kirk [216/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:34 is removed from Jackmcbarn's clock.
[18:14] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn reaches next level in 1 day, 21:50:15.
[18:14] * SnoFox ([email protected]) has joined #IdleRPG
[18:15] * IdleBot gives voice to SnoFox
[18:15] <IdleBot> Welcome SnoFox's new player SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x! Next level in 0 days, 00:10:00.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Hai guys.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Thought I'd stop bye and say hi.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Figured it's too quiet in here.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Just a bit.
[18:16] <SnoFox> Oh Minion, you're here too.
[18:16] <SnoFox> How are you?
[18:16] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn [248/423] has come upon kirk [222/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:34:45 is removed from Jackmcbarn's clock.
[18:16] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn reaches next level in 1 day, 17:12:48.
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[18:27] <IdleBot> SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x, has attained level 1! Next level in 0 days, 00:11:36.
[18:27] <SnoFox> What, does nobody talk here? :(
[18:28] <SnoFox> Meh :p
[18:29] <IdleBot> [email protected] removed his account, SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x.
[18:29] <IdleBot> Welcome SnoFox's new player SnoFox, the the sly fox! Next level in 0 days, 00:10:00.
#1582 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-03-16 22:44:29
on eating horses:

03/16@23:39:20 <#coding/@spb> w00t: oh, horse steak would be fine too
03/16@23:39:33 <#coding/~w00t> brik: we can recycle the horses ^
03/16@23:40:13 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Get nice cuts of meat, make wigs out of the mane and make glue from the rest.
03/16@23:40:16 <#coding/&Namegduf> Horse meat doesn't sound very tender.
03/16@23:40:29 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Namegduf: Depends how well you tie the horse down.
03/16@23:40:38 <#coding/@spb> if you breed the horse for meat it's good
03/16@23:40:44 <#coding/@spb> meat from working animals is tough
03/16@23:42:17 <#coding/&LaptopBrain> hmm this is interesting
03/16@23:42:21 <#coding/~w00t> LOL!!

(nice timing, brain :p)
#1583 (4)
Posted by webs @ 2011-03-24 01:53:21
<@Shawn> So I need you to download, install and start it
<@Shawn> and then let me remote desktop to you
<@Shawn> or teamviewer or something
<@Shawn> And let me play for an hour
<@Shawn> and yes, I'm totally serious.
#1584 (1)
Posted by flaxious @ 2011-03-25 01:21:22
<Noy> may i ask, do you need a cd to create an irc network?
<Kottizen> cd?
<Kottizen> like a disc?
<Noy> NOTE: Before you start:
<Noy> - You should first change dir (cd) to the location you want them to be installed i
<Noy> thats what it said
<Kottizen> lol.
#1585 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-25 03:59:52
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> ....and cue ElderKain showing in up in.... 3... 2...
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> Hmm... didn't work there.
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[22:57] * ChanServ gives voice to ElderKain
[22:57] <ElderKain> ello ello ^.^ Right on time ^.^
#1586 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-04 05:53:26
[18:05] <ElderKain> Veal Soup....
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> Don't ask on this one.
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> This was a deviation from the novel.
[18:06] <ElderKain> lol
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> The novel has Pollyanna delivery "calf's foot jelly".
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> *delivering
[18:07] <ElderKain> O.o
[18:07] <ElderKain> that sounds worse!
[18:07] <ElderKain> no wonder it was changed, lol
[18:07] <ElderKain> the lesser of 2 evils, lol
#1587 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2011-04-04 16:14:40
10:28:54 <+Jay> sleep is for the weak
10:29:10 <@Chris> I beg to differ
10:29:14 <@Chris> I love sleeping
10:29:17 <@Chris> And I am not weak
10:29:39 <@Chris> I have crushed many a nation after an afternoon nap
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#1589 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-08 00:49:12
[18:22] <fireemblemfanboy> Hello?
[18:22] <fireemblemfanboy> Any one like Radent Dawn?
[18:23] <LinDaa> no?
[18:23] <fireemblemfanboy> Where is the fireemblem fans!
[18:24] <fireemblemfanboy> I'm confused by this fan site.
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[18:31] <Kuro> o.o
[18:32] <Empireth> ...fan site?
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[18:34] <JMM> lol
#1590 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-10 00:40:33
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.