[01:43:01] <+Alisaihin> The victim was a high school music teacher. She was found electrocuted to death.
[01:43:05] <+SkyMyl> Well, Frank, it looks like she must have been...
[01:43:09] * +SkyMyl sunglasses
[01:43:17] <+SkyMyl> ...a good conductor.
[01:43:21] <+SkyMyl> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[01:43:43] * +Alisaihin lols

<Lizzy> lols
<Lizzy> so i just found out that a hooters opened up in jhb
* Higurashi gives voice to Lizzy
<Higurashi> Honk honk.
<Iain> lol
<Iain> i dont think we have a hooters here :/
<Higurashi> We have plenty.
<Higurashi> Lizzy contributes with a fine pair.
<Iain> errr
<Soo> Lizzy's are better than mine
<Higurashi> I could never choose.
<Higurashi> It's like choosing between chocolate and caramel sauce on ice cream.
<Higurashi> I take both!

<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

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Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3

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<WholeLottaPaigey> OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
<Lucy> You divided by 0 didn't you?
<WholeLottaPaigey> possibly
<Lucy> If the universe blows up, I'm not cleaning it up.

23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin

* You are now known as Alisaihin-IS_MOWING
* You are now known as Alisaihin
<Alisaihin> oh god the cooling that this fan is doing for me is feeling a little TOO good...
<Duck> ...
<Duck> WHAT ARE YOU MOWING
<Duck> YOUR CARPET?

<Kianglo> want some candy?
<Alisaihin> SURE
<Kianglo> I have some in my van
<Alisaihin> lolno
<Kianglo> :(
<Kianglo> it's got windows
* Alisaihin slaps the stranger and runs away
<Kianglo> why did you slap me/
<Kianglo> SO MEAN
<Alisaihin> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS
* Kianglo pulls out gun a-
<Alisaihin> I KNOW IT
* Kianglo ([email protected]) has left #nsider ("fuck")
<Alisaihin> XD

<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> No XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> Bad XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> I'm SnoFox, not tiny and plastic!
* Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox is now known as SnoFox
<@goose> X-Chat is ftw
<@goose> now you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> No you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> Imean goose
<@goose> good fail, SnoFox. good fail.

<Mokoni> I've done 22 hours straight with my dad...
<Alisaihin> What
<AB3JU> might want to specify that's driving before someone takes it out of context
<Curly> XD

[15:39:05] * %Higurashi slaps Lizzy around with a pillow
[15:39:18] * +Lizzy ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
[15:39:38] <%Higurashi> It's super-effective!