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#1481 (-3)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-15 01:48:05
<@wolfbot> *** The wolve(s) were hello2u, the posessed were Harold, the harlot(s) were clueless. Everyone else was a normal villager.
<clueless> FFFFUUUU
<Senshi> lmao
<Senshi> pwnt
<clueless> dammit hello2u
<clueless> quit being wolf
<hello2u> can't ;)
<+hello2u> oh clueless
*pause*
<+hello2u> clue
<+clueless> ?
<+hello2u> YOU LOST THE GAME... have fun
<+clueless> FFFUUUUU
<+clueless> hello2u, you just became an hero

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YOU LOST THE GAME... as well.
#1482 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-15 17:17:10
<Mayaku> waddup crackaz
* hello2u munches on crackers
<hello2u> they're good!
#1483 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-16 06:29:56
<@wolfbot> hello2u has shot hello2u with a silver bullet!
<@wolfbot> hello2u was the werewolf!
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<@wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<@wolfbot> The game has ended.
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Yes, I did shoot myself to see what happened!
#1484 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-16 16:31:10
* ChanServ removes voice from Defender christel Xaquseg Hamzah
* ChanServ removes voice from alphagene tomaw psychon doode
* ChanServ removes voice from Sm0ke0ut Adam Dan danieldg
* ChanServ removes voice from dz KingTarquin Pred ChibiLizard|ELSEWHERE
* ChanServ removes voice from Xrm peavey Mephisteus kenny|awa
* ChanServ removes voice from Special Ryo-ohki AnMaster Stealth
* ChanServ removes voice from Brenden Nerevar|laptop demeteloaf Dustin
* ChanServ removes voice from PornStar_Princess Azumarill Balthazaar shock
* ChanServ removes voice from luigiman Samas Guest77883 Nerevar
* ChanServ removes voice from basket SpeedWacer zylche Candie
* ChanServ removes voice from Hero Yami Atry|sleep b4
* ChanServ removes voice from Kazuma Fayntic dmb Josh
* ChanServ removes voice from Meshens Magnus JMM Blu3Fr0g_
* ChanServ removes voice from Overkill Zaba phlux LV15GAMER
* ChanServ removes voice from X-Ception MikeXIII Laptop_Brain MrHat
* ChanServ removes voice from echelon_ Nazca chazz Sarikitty
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Chris
* ChanServ removes voice from Sacho Guyver2 UDP
* ChanServ removes voice from blink_ Johannes13 Cartis^ Lizzy
* ChanServ removes voice from dKingston Seaking Rane Iain
* ChanServ removes voice from Olli
<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that

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Round two
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#1486 (0)
Posted by Brik @ 2010-01-17 17:57:57
17/01-18:47:59 * Beer starts heating a frying pan for calamari
17/01-18:48:14 <+calamari> Brik: dammit, 2mins in and they already want to cook me
17/01-18:48:28 <%grapey> calamari steak dore is quite good
17/01-18:48:29 <%Brik> not my fault you're food
17/01-18:48:36 <+calamari> :(
17/01-18:48:45 <+calamari> Brik: not my fault you're an inanimate object
17/01-18:48:47 <%grapey> years since i ate any
17/01-18:48:48 <+Beer> i regularly get people drinking me
17/01-18:48:54 <%Brik> hahah
17/01-18:48:58 <+calamari> Beer: bad times
17/01-18:49:00 <%grapey> and squishing me to make wine :p
17/01-18:49:03 <%Brik> calamari: see you're not alone
17/01-18:49:07 <%Brik> :D
17/01-18:49:08 <+calamari> \o/
17/01-18:49:16 * Brik squishes grapey
17/01-18:49:22 * grapey squeaks
17/01-18:49:23 * calamari drinks Beer
17/01-18:49:36 * Beer cooks calamari
#1487 (6)
Posted by Brik @ 2010-01-17 18:27:14
17/01-19:20:46 <~Laptop_Brain> but the funniest thing i EVER did, i did sober
17/01-19:20:52 <+calamari> oh?
17/01-19:20:56 <~Laptop_Brain> me and a friend wanted to prank my other friend
17/01-19:21:13 <~Laptop_Brain> so, we looked up on yell.com all the taxi firms in the area
17/01-19:21:28 <~Laptop_Brain> and then to a payphone and called them ALL, booking them all from his house, all at 5 minute intervals
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, ahahaha
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> yes
17/01-19:21:31 <~w00t[dexter> I remember this
17/01-19:21:42 <~Laptop_Brain> so at about midnight, taxis started coming down his little cul-de-sac
17/01-19:21:47 <~Laptop_Brain> getting blocked up and jammed
17/01-19:21:53 <~Laptop_Brain> there must have been about 20 taxis, all honking
17/01-19:21:53 <%Namegduf> Haha.
17/01-19:21:59 <~w00t[dexter> lolol
17/01-19:22:02 <~Laptop_Brain> so then we snuck back to irc after
17/01-19:22:09 <~Laptop_Brain> and the topic was 'NO I DIDNT ORDER A FUCKING TAXI'
17/01-19:22:12 <%Namegduf> That's hilariously horrible.
17/01-19:22:15 <~w00t[dexter> HAHAHA
17/01-19:22:19 <+calamari> nice
17/01-19:22:21 <%Namegduf> I'm writing that one down.
17/01-19:22:22 <~w00t[dexter> argh
17/01-19:22:24 <~Laptop_Brain> and then we spoke to him after, came clean, and it seems he also got a pizza.
17/01-19:22:27 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, don't make me goddamn laugh so much
17/01-19:22:28 <~Laptop_Brain> but we didnt order a pizza
17/01-19:22:30 <~w00t[dexter> my lungs hurt :(
17/01-19:22:38 <~Laptop_Brain> one of the taxi drivers did, as revenge to him for not taking the taxi :D
17/01-19:22:46 <~w00t[dexter> LOL
17/01-19:22:49 <%Namegduf> Hahahaha.
17/01-19:22:49 <+Sacho> rofl
17/01-19:22:53 <~w00t[dexter> epic
17/01-19:23:01 <+Sacho> It's like snowballing epicness.
#1488 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-17 19:21:34
<Duck> Then, I'll think about getting a super old Nintendo console just for Duck Hunt
<Duck> Lawl
<Duck> But then I'll texture hack and put Brain there
<Duck> And instead of the dog, it'll be OperServ
<Duck> And then when I get pissed off
<Duck> I'll shoot OperServ
#1489 (4)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-18 18:39:03
<+Kaison> She sent me a text last night saying "if you don't send this to 10 other people, a dead girl will appear by your bed 1:45 and kill you and eat you" spooked me a bit, so I went downstairs at 12:30 and got on the comp and waited 'til 3:45 AM clutching a toy sword
#1490 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2010-01-18 22:58:11
01/18@23:57:10 <#opers/FrostyCoolSlug> THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
01/18@23:57:19 <#opers/@Majic> I have several.

As usual; #opers is a source of absolute serious business.