[11:49] <+Andres> .bidoof breaks the code.
[11:49] <+Andres> D:
[11:49] <+Xitel> I broke him :P
[11:49] <%Twilight-> O_O just a sec
[11:49] <+Xitel> VICTORY
[11:49] <+Andres> he blew his head off
[11:49] <+Andres> No wonder he is not talking
[11:50] <%Twilight-> .bidoof love me
[11:50] <+Xitel> I claim to be victorius
[11:50] <%Twilight-> ... try again
[11:51] <+Andres> .bidoof announces Xitel victorious.
[11:51] * Andres was kicked by Bidoof (announces Xitel victorious.)

[21:52] <+Twilight-> I LOVE YOU DOC
[21:52] <+Twilight-> AND I DONT CARE IF YOURE INVOLVED WITH GOOSE OR ANYTHING
[21:53] <+Twilight-> BUT ITS OK WE CAN RUN AWAY TOGETHER
[21:53] <+Doc> awww, you're so kind. :)
[21:53] <%goose> MINE
[21:53] * %goose gets his shotgun
[21:54] * +Twilight- gets his barbeque
[21:54] <+Twilight-> IT'S ON
[21:54] <+Twilight-> I'M HAVING GOOSE TONIGHT
[21:54] <+Doc> never had two men fighting over me. I feel like a princess :)

<goose> BY THE POWER OF GOOSE, I VOICE YOU TWILIGHT-
* goose gives voice to Taros
<goose> er
* goose gives voice to Twilight-
<goose> there
<Shawn> LOL
<Iain> lol
<Shawn> Nice fail goose
<Shawn> Nice fail.
<goose> SHUT UP

02:44:49 Heracross [[email protected]] Quit [Quit: Heracross]

Purplesurge at its best.

14:13:43 [~OogieBoogie] I has puppy snoozing on my lap. :3
14:14:36 [+Novajam] My dong's sleeping under the table :3
14:14:38 [+Combined] ...that was weird D:
14:14:43 [+Novajam] Uh.
14:14:45 [+Novajam] *dog
14:14:45 [+Combined] I'm sorry, your whaT?
14:14:46 [~OogieBoogie] Your...
14:14:48 [~OogieBoogie] Your what!?
14:15:01 [+Novajam] OH GOD
14:15:14 [+Novajam] EVERYTHING IS NOW PERMANENTLY TERRIBLE
14:15:22 [+Combined] Moving on.
14:15:31 [+Combined] In other news, bears have invaded Turkey.
14:15:37 [+Combined] More news at 11.
14:15:44 [+Novajam] :O

^
The awesomeness that is my channel.

[21:05] <%Twilight-> I give
[21:05] <%Twilight-> Nobody wants to speak to poor old Twilight-
[21:05] <%Twilight-> :(
[21:05] * Metroid ([email protected]) has joined #Equilibrium
[21:05] * Hisakata|Away sets mode: +v Metroid
[21:05] <%Twilight-> METROID
[21:05] * +Metroid ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:05] <%Twilight-> FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

13:50:52 [+Omni] THERE'S A BLOODY HURRICANE OUTSIDE
13:50:59 [~Hisakata|DAO] Go play in it
13:51:00 [~Hisakata|DAO] :3
13:51:15 [+brik] :o
13:51:30 [+Omni] Brb, following Hisa's advice.
13:51:37 Omni is now known as OmniFlying
13:51:50 [~Hisakata|DAO] D:
13:51:51 [+EvilComby] I wanna play in a hurricane :<
13:51:51 [~Hisakata|DAO] Nooooo
13:51:53 +Novajam gives Omni a tarpaulin to help.
13:51:58 [~Hisakata|DAO] We'll never see him again ;<
13:52:12 [+Novajam] Well, maybe on the news we will.
13:52:47 [+EvilComby] Danish man flew to Moscow, more at 11?

(Omni's Danish)

13:08:36 +Novajam sadfaces all over the room.
13:08:42 [+Puppeteer_Putin] :(
13:08:44 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO NEGATIVITY.
13:08:45 [+Puppeteer_Putin] Stop sad facing.
13:08:46 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO WHINNING.
13:08:56 [~Hisakata|DAO] I will turn this damned channel around. >:|
13:09:15 [+Novajam] YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
13:09:21 [+Novajam] YOU CAN'T TALL ME WHAT TO DO
13:09:30 [+Novajam] I HATE YOU SO MUCH
13:09:31 [~Hisakata|DAO] Novajam... I am... Your father.
13:09:33 [~Hisakata|DAO] Dun dun dun.
13:09:47 [+Novajam] DDD:
13:10:15 [+Novajam] Nooooo~!

<+jdhore> Shawn, I met my wife on IRC and she's really a girl. At least...if she isn't, she's done a damn good job of faking it.

[18:37] <@cookies> Welcome back, Jesus.