[00:25:54] <+Dele> butters, we talked about hardness
[00:26:00] <+Higurashi> Hrm.
[00:26:01] <+Dele> I have also always been a bit picky
[00:26:04] <butters> hardness is vastly overrated

[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.

[16:59:44] <+Neosage> i really want a whale's penis now....
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.

<Higurashi> As for my disposition, I live to help people in every way I can, and I have strong work ethics. :>
<goose> I eat babies
<goose> does that count for anything?
<Higurashi> No, that's pretty common.

<goose> you know Higurashi, you remind me of Aristeo somewhat. You're always around, always voicing, and always first to answer questions.
<goose> Of course, you haven't gone bat shit crazy, called the entire staff a bunch of blood eating succubi, and ragequit and then started a website on how much we all suck. So then again, I guess you don't remind me of Aristeo that much...

* QJ is now known as Guest29672
<goose> YOU FAILED TO IDENTIFY
<goose> OMG PWN
<Higurashi> You're such the helpful helper, goose. x)
<goose> E is for Effort, Higurashi
<goose> however, I think you'll notice that "Effort" also has two "F"s in it
<goose> and F is for Failure
<Higurashi> And g? Ginormous failure?
<goose> henceforth
<goose> effort = DOUBLE FAIL
<Higurashi> I'ma go with that, then.

<wise> haha, I've been on so many IRC channels looking for normal people
<goose> heh
<goose> if you want normal people
<wise> but you people seem pretty normal
<goose> might I suggest you leave ChatSpike entirely

[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol

* echelon has quit (Nickname collision)
<goose> omg
<goose> I was to /nick hadron
<goose> then quit for a collision

<\joshua> this is not a conversation server, is it ?
<goose> it is, rumour has it
<goose> conversation is sporadic though, it's like herpes, sometimes it's pretty flared up and plentiful, sometimes it's hiding and irrelevant