21/08-10:15:45 <+shauzy> so whats your dsl?
21/08-10:15:56 <%Karate> iono
21/08-10:16:00 <+shauzy> asl*
21/08-10:16:19 <%Karate> 8/m/antartica
21/08-10:16:35 <+shauzy> your 8 years old?!
21/08-10:16:39 <%Karate> yup
21/08-10:16:41 <+SHK> 42/m/CIA Sting Operation
21/08-10:16:46 <+shauzy> holy shit
21/08-10:17:00 <+shauzy> 42????!!!!!!
21/08-10:17:12 <+SHK> The Meaning of life
21/08-10:17:13 <%Karate> your more surprised about hte ages than the locations? :/

<titsos> very defensive play, lots of ball loss or how do you say that
<titsos> in Engrish
<Doc> castration?

08/30@02:06:38 <#inspircd/~w00t> hehe, necrophilia.
08/30@02:06:44 * #inspircd/w00t hugs dead things.

<Global> w00t: user goose ([email protected]) submitted an abuse report, go laugh at them: w00t abuses me
<w00t> This information was submitted from IP address xx.xxx.xx.xxx at Tue 25th Aug 2009 11:11 by [email protected]
<w00t> ===================================================================
<w00t> w00t abuses me and touches my face when I sleep. I would like to be reprimanded with a large sum of untraceable 20 USD bills.
<w00t> kthnx,
<w00t> goose
<w00t> ==========================
<goose> hey, that's my IP!
<w00t> :-(
* goose quotespikes that
<Garak> lol
<Majic> lol
<Majic> Wait, don't we all touch your face while you sleep?
<grapey> hahahaha
<Majic> :x
<Majic> It's just so... touchy
<Garak> and we're all blind
<Majic> like scratch 'n' sniff air fresheners

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?

08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/~w00t> Sporks: TRUNCATE TABLE;
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/Sporks> Not a clue.
08/29@17:48:06 <#inspircd/~w00t> aww.
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/@satmd> poor thing
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/Sporks> poor thing is kinda clueless, maybe?

[13:11] <Balthy> now that is disturbing
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> no u
[13:11] <SHK> No U
[13:11] <Balthy> yes u
[13:11] <Hello> NOU
[13:11] <SHK> NO U
[13:11] <SHK> Quotespiking this
[13:11] <w00t> no you, sir, are the disturbing one
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> I'm always disturbing
[13:11] <Balthy> I scare myself sometimes

(18:38:53) <~w00t> i wonder how many people we have around :p
(18:38:58) <+Kazuma> at least 2 :P
(18:39:04) * w00t considers a mass-hilight
(18:39:09) <%goose> w00t, I'll one up you
(18:39:18) * dz looks for his knife
(18:39:25) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] goose - w00t is wondering how many users are active right now, PM him to let him know please!
(18:39:30) <~w00t> oh you bastard
(18:39:33) <+Hello> lmao
(18:39:35) * w00t shakes fist
(18:39:36) <+Kazuma> XD
(18:39:36) <+Hello> owned
(18:39:39) <%goose> ;D
(18:39:42) <+Lizzy> lmao!!!
(18:39:44) <+Kazuma> nice one, goose
(18:39:53) <%goose> goose, 1
(18:39:57) <%goose> w00t, 219
(18:40:08) -!- // w00t is now known as g00se
(18:40:14) <%goose> oh hell no
(18:40:14) <+Lizzy> LOL
(18:40:14) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] g00se (w00t) - disregard that, i suck cocks
(18:40:17) <%goose> this is not gonna end well
(18:40:20) <+Hello> .
(18:40:21) <%goose> this is SO not gonna end well
(18:40:21) <+PK8samplethemes> o.o?
(18:40:23) <+Lizzy> :o
(18:40:25) <+Lizzy> lmao
(18:40:25) <+Hello> O_O
(18:40:28) -!- g00se is now known as w00t
(18:40:31) -!- goose is now known as wOOt
(18:40:44) * Higurashi shakes his head and goes back to mopping.
(18:40:47) <+Lizzy> lol
(18:40:50) <~w00t> haha.
(18:41:04) * Kaiorga dances
(18:41:20) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] wOOt (goose) - Please PM me with more spam

13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol