<Brain> one thing i wish i could do though is lip read
<Brain> its a damn useful skill to have even when you can hear
<Doc> lip reading takes a lot of patience
<Doc> as does not beating mimes to death :)

<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

[16:12:27] * Noob taps Magnus on the shoulder and hides behind goose
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[19:57:40] <DarkTruth> yea it does :P
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[19:57:54] <Alchemist> lol
[19:58:01] <DarkTruth> crazy girl lol
[20:05:46] <Doc> okay, I heard that as "crazy gir"
[20:05:55] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:12:50] <Alchemist> xD
[20:13:37] <DarkTruth> well I might GRRRRR at you
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[20:26:01] <Doc> honey, you GRRRRR at me and we're married. It's Klingon law, you know :)
[20:26:15] <Alchemist> xD
[20:27:34] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:27:44] <DarkTruth> ROFL
[20:28:06] <DarkTruth> you shall die with honor :P
[20:28:18] <Doc> *Klingon Squee*

<Rosencrantz2> The local university here published a list of games that tackle the issues of racism and sexism.
<Rosencrantz2> Among this list was Forza 2.
<Maggie> What?
<Imaginarychie> what's that?
<Rosencrantz2> Racing simulator/game.
<Rosencrantz2> I was baffled.
<Adanorcil> How does that tackle sexism?
<Rosencrantz2> Had to do a double take on that.
<Rosencrantz2> I have no clue.
<Imaginarychie> ok I just went through 5 pages GIS of Forza 2
<Adanorcil> Do they have "Real nice car" signs instead of women in leather on the hood?
<Rosencrantz2> Forza 2 has cars.
<Rosencrantz2> and nothing but cars
<Imaginarychie> maybe its a racism thing? somehow?
<Imaginarychie> but it has american muscle cars AND racers! and maybe they ummm maybe umm
<Adanorcil> Man
<Adanorcil> I just figured it out.
<Adanorcil> It must be on the main menu.
<Adanorcil> They have this big button.
<Adanorcil> "ALL RACES"

(12:23:53) <%grapey> wow, alchemist henning james huh? lolol
(12:24:01) <%Majic> THAT IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
(12:24:07) <+Alchemist> Yes it is
(12:24:11) <%Majic> That is like... a left-middle and a right-middle name. :p
(12:24:15) <+SootyGirl> nobody could possibly guess *MY* middle name!
(12:24:17) <+Alchemist> its a dual name
(12:24:20) <%Majic> Fred.
(12:24:28) <+Alchemist> Susan
(12:24:36) <%Majic> Jehosephat
(12:24:42) <%grapey> i bet i could sooty :p
(12:24:43) <+Alchemist> Malaki
(12:24:47) <%Majic> Tarzan
(12:24:52) <+Alchemist> Nokia
(12:25:03) <%Majic> Cingular
(12:25:09) <+Alchemist> Bernard
(12:25:11) <%Majic> Parking Ticket
(12:25:18) <%Majic> ^ Dual name

<Doc> that reminds me. whereinahell is loveserv?
<goose> Doc, harass w00t
<goose> he broke-did it
<Doc> no way, dude. that guy even scares me :)

[22:10:01] <+HexaPuma> dude i'm going to japan next spring for a wedding
[22:10:09] <+Gamelife> bring me back smth
[22:10:14] <+Gamelife> a hot japanese chick
[22:10:20] <+Gamelife> <3 japanese women
[22:10:35] <+HexaPuma> noo no japanese ch1x0rz 4 u!
[22:11:58] <+Gamelife> take me too
[22:12:19] <+Gamelife> I'll let you wear me as a sock
[22:12:23] * +Gamelife hides
[22:12:39] <+HexaPuma> O_o
[22:15:32] * +HexaPuma loads his AA-12 with 20mm grenade munitions

[03:26] <%Majic> :]
[03:27] <+zzz> Prompt please where to download your services ?
[03:27] <%Katie> What?
[03:27] <%Majic> What services? :)
[03:28] <+Gamelife> www.brothel.com
[03:28] <+zzz> thanks
[03:28] <+Gamelife> my pleasure
[03:28] <%Katie> Gamelife: No.
[03:28] <%Majic> wat.
[03:28] <+dz> lmao
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<goose> Linda, in dutch, you could tell me I weighed a quarter ton and had no testicles and I'd think you were telling me you liked my boots
<Linda> phone
<goose> say hello to momma for me :>
<Linda> lol
<Olli> de gans weegt een kwartton en heeft geen testikels
<Olli> 0:-)
<goose> eh?
<Olli> erm
<Olli> I just said I liked your boots. in dutch.
<goose> testikels <-- dutch for boots, ofc
<Olli> yes yes.
* goose gives Olli a pair of testikels
<goose> I bought them just for oyu
* Olli puts them on his feet nonchalantly
<goose> on special, made in china
<goose> 100% cowhide leather
<Linda> back
<Linda> lol @ goose and Olli xD
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> vieze vuile ingeblikte paardenlullen puist met een toefje slagroom
<Linda> =)
<Olli> Linda!!!
<Linda> yes ?
<Olli> you...
<Olli> you...
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> yeeesss?
<Linda> did that tickle your fancy my dear Olli ? :p
<Olli> erm
<Olli> not quite
<Olli> I did not understand all of it, but...I guess no
<Linda> hahahahaha
<goose> what did it mean, before I have to go offline Linda?
<Linda> lol im not even sure how to translate it
<Linda> someething with canned horse dick pimples and whippedcream
<Linda> :x
* goose cries