(02:00:02) <peavey> PIKACHU - I CHOOSE YOU!
(02:00:11) * Majic thundercocks peavey
(02:00:22) <KingTarquin> -.-

(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill

(05:11:49) <Murarth> <&IdleRPG> Murarth learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:34 towards level 44.
(05:11:55) <Murarth> So Perl is useful for something.

<Aristeo> Majic: When are you going to come out of the closet and admit that you're a really gorgeous hot piece of female ass?
<@Majic> When....
<@Majic> Oprah becomes the next American Idol. :p
<Aristeo> Awww
<@Majic> Hey, it could happen... ;p
<Aristeo> I'll just settle for your hot piece of male ass
<@Majic> Everybody does. :)
Majic hides
<@Majic> wait, eww, no. :S

PM with Majic
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<jackmcbarn> i have a deal
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<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> wow twice in a row
<jackmcbarn> are you a bot?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> lol
<jackmcbarn> i think you are a bot
<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> can you say anything but "No. :P"?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> youre annoying, no?
<Majic> No. :p
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Majic is a bot who can only say "No. :p"

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<Murarth> I hate when girls refuse to believe you when you say they look good
<Murarth> Like you're lying
<Murarth> But it's like, "I've already gotten into your pants, honey. Why would I lie now?"

(03:05:51) <Cyber_Akuma> Man, I remember my Windows 95 days playing a lot of dos games
(03:05:54) <CyberBotX> Yay CGA!
(03:06:05) <Cyber_Akuma> having to choose my video hardware and sound hardware wevery time I started some games
(03:06:17) <Cyber_Akuma> I loved Stunts
(03:06:18) <Cyber_Akuma> XD
(03:06:41) <Majic> I played on the Macintosh.
(03:06:45) <Majic> Lemmings bitches.
(03:06:48) <Majic> LEMMINGS.

<Majic> Oh Xchat is gay
<Majic> fuck this
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<Doc> irony - a bisexual saying something is gay :)

(19:04:28) <@Majic> Well, dogs are only better than cats when it comes to cuddles. :3
(19:04:36) <@Majic> Cause most cats don't do that. :(
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(19:04:48) <@Majic> geese, on the other hand...