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#1251 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-04-25 00:26:28
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
#1252 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2008-04-25 00:49:42
<peavey> you have been eaten by a grue
<LaptopBrain> hey thats not fair
<LaptopBrain> it wasnt even slightly shadowy in here
<LaptopBrain> :<
<peavey> GM!
<peavey> :p
<peavey> I wear the cloak and medallion of power. mine! not yours! so I make the rules :)
<LaptopBrain> pfft, what you going to do next, you evil GM.... ninja underwater tigers???
<LaptopBrain> :P
<peavey> uuh I know, ghost piranhas
* LaptopBrain puts on his cloak and wizard hat
<dz> robe*
<peavey> Hungry level 75 ghost piranhas are blocking your path, do you run or do you fight?
<peavey> I may remind you that only feathery boots of the swift peacock can outrun ghost piranhas
<LaptopBrain> i cast level 99 phirana awayness
<peavey> you are eaten by a grue
<peavey> lmao
<LaptopBrain> UNDER WATER?!
* LaptopBrain isnt playing any more!!! :(
<peavey> rofl
<LaptopBrain> lol
<peavey> I keep hearing comic book guys voice saying that
<peavey> for extra lulz
<peavey> I'd pay to get him to read those 3 lines
#1253 (7)
Posted by goose @ 2008-04-25 01:03:49
<goose> there are two kinds of jokes in the world, the ones that people just say "lol" to and the funny ones
<dz> lol
<goose> you bastard
#1254 (4)
Posted by Andres @ 2008-04-30 16:31:07
[18:09:40] <TF|> aro, every time you make a modular tileset mesh, god resurrects a kitten that he kills due to teenaged masterbation. keep up the good work
#1255 (2)
Posted by Beer @ 2008-05-11 09:07:38
<Bricker> http://unrealircd.macnugget.org/main.php/v/unrealircdppl/Skating2.jpg.html me
<Beer> seen worse looking people i guess... lol
<Sporks> I haven't seen 'worse', Beer
#1256 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-05-20 04:13:55
<macgyverdgi> can I apt-get quake2 or sim city 3k ?
#1257 (2)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-05-24 16:08:00
I have no hair to comb, but the horns would be in the way even if I did.

17:01 <peavey> dmb: I'll just go cry in the corner =)
17:01 * dz hands peavey a razorblade
17:01 * peavey is in tears as he slashes up dz pretty bad
17:01 <dz> ow.
17:01 <peavey> aw thanks, letting me slash you helps alot
#1258 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-07-19 23:31:17
23:29:59 <w00t> my god, this is fucking tiring me out
23:30:12 <pippijn> ?
23:30:27 <jackmcbarn> what is?
23:30:58 <dz> he probably transposed 'is' and 'fucking'
#1259 (-2)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-06-04 08:18:29
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.
#1260 (-1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-06-04 19:50:17
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<Brain> i might leave the C# end of it to someone who knows better like frosty
<Brain> and then just do the C++ end myself
<IronLegend> :P
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<jackmcbarn> Brain: but frosty hasn't done any developing for months
<jackmcbarn> :p
<Brain> he just needs the right motivation
<Brain> cattleprod type.