(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor

05:32:53 <JakeD> "Look, my nipples are hard from it!" - My girlfriend after watching the trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum
05:33:34 <JakeD> Sometimes I wonder why I date a woman from the San Fernando Valley, and then moments like this answer those
questions.
05:34:03 <ed> rofl

[16:16] <<Majic>> I need a hooker.
[16:16] <<Majic>> SOMEMONE BUY ME ONE KTHX.
[16:16] * Santa ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[16:17] <<Majic>> OMG SANTA!

[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib is <REPLY> MY LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib?
[20:33] <<Sporks>> Majic's LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> ahhh!!!
[20:33] <<Majic>> WTF?!
[20:33] <<Blue_Star>> LMAO

[05:28:27] <Karate> yah, cuz like, im so buff and all
[05:28:46] <JakeD> You are. You're like Bruce Lee with a vagina.

[17:57] * Blue_Star waves to the world
[17:58] *** Werdnum is now known as The-_World.
[17:58] * The-_World shuns Blue_Star
[17:58] *** You are now known as Werdnum.

<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> oh fifty
<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> long time no see
<Jamaika> hehe ...now is ONE big DOllar :)

[21:35] <olene> so xptek, i want to have your babies
[21:35] <olene> etc
[21:35] * xptek crawls inside olene's vagina
[21:35] <olene> etc

[13:59] <[IP]Jack> lol... we do not need to be discussing Preds wank habits...
[13:59] <Pred> blame cracker
[13:59] <Pred> he brought it up
[13:59] <Pred> for the third time :P

[12:04] Saberu: if i had tits i'd fuck myself
[12:04] Saberu: anyone else feel this way?
[12:04] Saberu: i mean if u were a girl
[12:04] Saberu: like a female equivalent of yourself
[12:05] Saberu: i mean if u saw a female equivalent