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<Bernhammer> I just remembered a text I got last night.
<Bernhammer> some girl from school wanted me to go to some guy's house and drink, I was tired and didn't feel at all like alcohol...
<Bernhammer> so I told her this and she texted thusly: "Goh, fine. Have fun touching yourself and fantasizing about people you can't have."
<Bernhammer> and I texted "stalkerr! how the hells did you know?"
<Bernhammer> but I thought of a better one about 5 minutes later
<Bernhammer> "people?"
<Bernhammer> some girl from school wanted me to go to some guy's house and drink, I was tired and didn't feel at all like alcohol...
<Bernhammer> so I told her this and she texted thusly: "Goh, fine. Have fun touching yourself and fantasizing about people you can't have."
<Bernhammer> and I texted "stalkerr! how the hells did you know?"
<Bernhammer> but I thought of a better one about 5 minutes later
<Bernhammer> "people?"
[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.
[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?
<Alan> who is wtfbot?
<Karate> ur other identity
<Karate> everyone has a second of themselves on mric
<Karate> u cant control it though
<Karate> it just follows u around
<Alan> ? weird. how come it is called that
<Alan> its talking to me
<Karate> hmm
<Karate> urs might have a bug
<ed> alan wtfbot is a bot owned by mahadeva
<Alan> <wtfbot> hi, Dr_Pain
<Alan> <Alan> yo waddup
<Alan> <wtfbot> huh?
<Alan> <Alan> hi
<Alan> <wtfbot> bonjour
<Alan> <Alan> who r u
<Alan> <wtfbot> no idea, alan
<Alan> <Alan> shut up
<wtfbot> excuse me?
<Alan> a bot?
<ed> yes
<Karate> an mirc robot
<Karate> its programed to say stuff
<Karate> some of em are stupid and cant do almost anything
<ed> a bot is a script that responds when it knows the answer
<Alan> so its mine?
<Karate> ur other identity
<Karate> everyone has a second of themselves on mric
<Karate> u cant control it though
<Karate> it just follows u around
<Alan> ? weird. how come it is called that
<Alan> its talking to me
<Karate> hmm
<Karate> urs might have a bug
<ed> alan wtfbot is a bot owned by mahadeva
<Alan> <wtfbot> hi, Dr_Pain
<Alan> <Alan> yo waddup
<Alan> <wtfbot> huh?
<Alan> <Alan> hi
<Alan> <wtfbot> bonjour
<Alan> <Alan> who r u
<Alan> <wtfbot> no idea, alan
<Alan> <Alan> shut up
<wtfbot> excuse me?
<Alan> a bot?
<ed> yes
<Karate> an mirc robot
<Karate> its programed to say stuff
<Karate> some of em are stupid and cant do almost anything
<ed> a bot is a script that responds when it knows the answer
<Alan> so its mine?
<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o
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<Alan> any hole's a goal
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!
<ed> "when i grow up, i wanna be a chatspike helper!" ^_^
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God save us. :p
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God save us. :p
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<surrounded_by_evil> IS SOMEBODY HERE ALIVE ??? I'M A GIRL DUDES !!!!
<Beer> heh, attention whoring or what, lol
<Beer> heh, attention whoring or what, lol