<goose> Linda, in dutch, you could tell me I weighed a quarter ton and had no testicles and I'd think you were telling me you liked my boots
<Linda> phone
<goose> say hello to momma for me :>
<Linda> lol
<Olli> de gans weegt een kwartton en heeft geen testikels
<Olli> 0:-)
<goose> eh?
<Olli> erm
<Olli> I just said I liked your boots. in dutch.
<goose> testikels <-- dutch for boots, ofc
<Olli> yes yes.
* goose gives Olli a pair of testikels
<goose> I bought them just for oyu
* Olli puts them on his feet nonchalantly
<goose> on special, made in china
<goose> 100% cowhide leather
<Linda> back
<Linda> lol @ goose and Olli xD
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> vieze vuile ingeblikte paardenlullen puist met een toefje slagroom
<Linda> =)
<Olli> Linda!!!
<Linda> yes ?
<Olli> you...
<Olli> you...
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> yeeesss?
<Linda> did that tickle your fancy my dear Olli ? :p
<Olli> erm
<Olli> not quite
<Olli> I did not understand all of it, but...I guess no
<Linda> hahahahaha
<goose> what did it mean, before I have to go offline Linda?
<Linda> lol im not even sure how to translate it
<Linda> someething with canned horse dick pimples and whippedcream
<Linda> :x
* goose cries

14:52:54 * Tril kissess Shawn
14:52:59 * Shawn kisses Tril <3
14:53:04 * goose kisses Shawn
14:53:16 * Shawn looks at goose
14:53:20 <+Shawn> Are you male or female? >.>
14:53:26 <%goose> does it matter?
14:53:31 <+Shawn> Yes x.x
14:53:38 <%goose> then pick your preference
14:53:42 <+Tril> he is a guy Shawn
14:53:50 <%goose> way to ruin the fun -_-
14:53:54 * Shawn slaps goose
14:54:09 * goose spanks Shawn
14:54:13 <+Shawn> X_X
14:54:14 <%goose> shall I get the handcuffs, love?
14:54:19 <+Shawn> Hells no sir
14:54:21 * Shawn walks off
14:54:33 <%goose> goose: 1
14:54:37 <%goose> Shawn: 0

... sometime after the previous quote, in a different channel where I idle most of the time...

[21:34] <Darzan> talk in here all you cab86
[21:34] <Darzan> all you want
[21:34] <Darzan> :p
[21:34] <Napalm> now you can't get a shit out of him
[21:35] <Darzan> lol
[21:35] <Darzan> dammit
[21:35] <Napalm> he only comes here to pick up on my typos
[21:35] <Darzan> well,, fuck, make more then
[21:35] <Napalm> ioenfdqpjwen
[21:36] <SimSim> sdjkghsdjgh;fhsad;fgh;
[21:36] <Darzan> HJAHAHAHAHa
[21:41] <cab86> heh :P
[21:41] <SimSim> see you got him back, good work Napalm
[21:41] <Napalm> :)

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* CanadianBot sets mode +q # c
* CanadianBot sets mode +a # c
* CanadianBot gives channel operator status to c
<milo> Hey c! You shall die today.
<c> no
<milo> You are just developed by Bells Lab and now you are useless
<c> Oh, really?
<milo> Oh, that's it c. Die Die Die!
<c> you don't have network op status
<milo> I do, sir
* c has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by milo)))
-NickServ- c has been ghosted.
<milo> killed :P

[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p

<w00t> I just got some random phonecall from someone with an accent i couldn't undersstand
<w00t> O.O
<w00t> oh, Brik, that was you?
<w00t> rofl..

:'(

<shaq> bummer
<princess16> That's so funny of u shaq...who r u calling bummer
<shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<shaq> woohoo for language barriers
<princess16> it came after my answer soo i thought...
<shaq> probably because it was a response to what you said
<princess16> so now u r calling me a bummer!?
<Beer> no he meant that sucks, lol
<shaq> <shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<shaq> <Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<princess16> I know! But u said that it was response, after u said it wasn't
<shaq> i give up

[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> impatient to await the next date
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> fearing all kinds of stuff
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> I'm really a girl this time
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> it's depressing :P

Hes a girl this time?! ....yay? O_o

<xevix> you can talk crap about w00t in here and he won't know =p
<TalSet> XD
<TalSet> yes, you could
<Guest1827648715> oh?
<Guest1827648715> :)
<xevix> uh oh....
* Guest1827648715 is now known as w00t
<TalSet> lol
<xevix> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to w00t
* xevix runs away
<TalSet> HAHAHAHA
<w00t> That's fucking classic :D

[21:48] * Craig is in deep thought
[21:48] <Chu> Good one, Sluggy. ;P