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#174 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:01:23
[19:32] * Togy is now known as T-away
[19:33] <T-away> bbiab
[19:33] * Vivi is now known as ViviAway
[19:33] * Marie is now known as Marie|Away
[19:33] <T-away> :D
#85 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:03:39
[17:47] <Dr_Kev> wait till he's hard Togy
#1783 (0)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-08 20:58:57
<+mk> > if you don't like today's JS frameworks, wait a few hours.
#1245 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-04-03 05:57:43
<Heero|2> oi
<Heero|2> Someone remove my G:line.
<Cyber_Akuma> ...
<Cyber_Akuma> I know what that means, but it still sounds wrong
<Heero|2> At least I didn't ask you to remove my G:string
<Heero|2> although I do know a GString class
<Heero|2> hahahahahahahahaha
<Cyber_Akuma> I bet that class isn't very supportive....
<Cyber_Akuma> :P
<Heero|2> hahahaha
#603 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-11 01:26:56
[08:51:44] * Topic is 'Welcome to ChatSpike! || Channel Rules: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?z=7 || No support for DEFENDER or WINBOT here. Go to their channels for help || All hail your new overlol^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhelper, w00t....'

I thought it was worth submitting :P.
("Overlord" suits me fine btw ;))
#697 (-2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-05 18:04:46
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more
#1277 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-13 15:49:10
<Majic> Grr...
<Majic> The "Laptop" nicks are stupid. T.T
<Majic> Better yet
* Majic is now known as Majic|Computer
* You are now known as Goose|IRC
* Majic|Computer is now known as Majic|Connected
* LaptopBricker is now known as IRCNick
* IRCNick is now known as Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC
* Majic|Connected is now known as Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX
* You are now known as Goose|HACKINGMAJIC
* Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX is now known as Majic|Hax0red
* You are now known as Goose|STEALING_IDENTITIES
* Majic|Hax0red is now known as Majic|STOLEDED
* You are now known as Goose|Invented_inspIRCd
* Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC is now known as LaptopBricker
* Majic|STOLEDED is now known as Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse
* You are now known as Goose|CreatorOfMajic
* Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse is now known as Majic|CreatorofSexy
* LaptopBricker has kicked Majic|CreatorofSexy from #inspircd (nick abuse. goose is next :P)
* You are now known as Goose
<LaptopBricker> <3
#224 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:21
[15:14:41] <Elf> yeah, keeps breast moist
[15:15:15] <Elf> no matter what u do to chicken, how much stuffing/butter/anything u try to keep it moist, breast usually drys up a bit
[15:15:20] <Elf> LOL
[15:15:28] <Elf> yarrrrr
#1553 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-09-09 21:14:40
<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
* Lizzy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)
#565 (2)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 20:19:57
<FatChops> Knock knock!
<Jarred> come on in
<FatChops> Tiny
<Jarred> come on in Tiny
<FatChops> No, you ruined it
<FatChops> !
<Jarred> ruined what?
<FatChops> ruined the joke!
<Jarred> that was a joke?
<Jarred> It wasn't very funny.