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#852 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-23 18:22:03
<Star> 8ball Is Majic a giver?
<Tali> Star, Over my dead body.
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Ewww...
#118 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:46:08
[19:51] <Marie> lol
[19:51] * Marie wants Gavs white creamy center
[19:51] <Togy> O_O
#1648 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-21 17:11:10
18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.
#307 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-15 19:54:53
19:06 * Rejoined channel #bahamut
19:06 * Topic is 'Bahamut 1.8.3 - Released 24/10/04, get it while it's hot! - http://bahamut.dal.net/download.php - Got a bahamut problem try the new unoffical community site: http://www.bahamut-community.org/ - Changes: http://coders.dal.net/index.cgi/~checkout~/bahamut-release/CHANGES'
19:06 * Set by Doc on Sun Oct 24 18:39:01
19:44 * Joins: Mr^GeNiUs ([email protected])
19:44 <Mr^GeNiUs> hi there
19:44 <Mr^GeNiUs> h r u all
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> sir i want to ask somethin
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> what is bahamut itself ??
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> is it an operating sysytem
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> ???
19:48 * Parts: Mr^GeNiUs ([email protected])
19:53 <[Brain]> not much of a genius if he cant read a webpage
#1561 (2)
Posted by Sanity @ 2010-12-15 07:34:51
Majic - Apparently ChanServ truncates your globals. Infuriating. Anyway, continued from the one before last: --that games can be fun and still make the developer a fine penny. So here: http://piracyhere.com (I was shocked that there is already a torrent, too)

And thus ChatSpike continues to support piracy.
#796 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-06-04 22:44:26
<ClickHappy> I have like 5 farms
<LordJody> thats because your fat bitches eats alot
<LordJody> :D
<ClickHappy> yes
<ClickHappy> my fat pop
#1553 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-09-09 21:14:40
<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
* Lizzy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)
#1712 (5)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-09-19 04:14:53
[21:49] <FallingUp> Mother-to-daughter womb transplant 'success' in Sweden - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19637156
[21:49] <FallingUp> "Doctors caution they will not consider the operations successful unless the women achieve pregnancy."
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> Oh, they're doing that now?
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> I've got a uterus I'm not using
#711 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-12-19 09:04:34
[19:00] * w00t[afk] dies
[19:01] <Dr_Kev> omg
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> I was about to say:
[19:02] * Dr_Kev undies w00t
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> then realised what it actually said heh
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> hah
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> being australian owns
#1632 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-07-13 14:05:30
[08:02] <DSK^_^AznSmile-> I only abuse myself over you, Kumi
[08:03] * Pepper sticks on a bra
[08:03] <DarthKuro> o: