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#1177 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2007-08-28 20:38:00
<ol> there isn't much you can do that'll last 90 minutes and only cost you a dollar in Vegas
<Elf> :D
<Elf> and give u 2 dollars when ur bored at the end
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#985 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-10-25 21:38:07
<Tree> I got in trouble for being perverted in World History
<Tree> We were talking about how this guy converted to Jainism and how Jains don't "enjoy the pleasures of life" and I accidently said "So that guy got no sex, huh?" and everyone was quiet and looking at me.
#1275 (16)
Posted by VaatixGanon @ 2008-09-08 06:30:18
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
#1669 (4)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-10 13:22:11
<pigeon_of_doom> Oh yeah, no dominatrixes, but I'm fine with glow in the dark bunnies :D
#1183 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-09-23 01:52:02
<Magnus|Cleric> Epy isn't AFK? GASP!
<Striker> Epy2|AFK is
<Epy2|AFK> ur mom's afk
<Striker> She's right here D:
<AngryMutantPenguin> My mom loves me very much :(
<Striker> She loves me very much too ;D
<AngryMutantPenguin> :'(
<Ratwar> Is AMP's mom hot?
<Striker> I don't know I wear a paper bag on my head XD
<Ratwar> Classy.
<Epy> Spunky
<AngryMutantPenguin> Hooray!
#86 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:03:52
<Viv> 13 mins tilll my food is ready
<Viv> god knows if neil is jerking off and taking him 13 mins to climax
#1398 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:32:49
[17:20] <~Kross> I may be slow with the "words" but I bet I could (out) {bracket} ${any[one]}->here();
[17:20] <~Kross> well, except maybe the other programmers
[17:20] <+NewClassic> "I can run faster than any of you... Except the runners!"
[17:20] <~Kross> haha
#969 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-15 05:14:32
[21:13] <Karate> if ever u wanna kill someone, then kill em with flour
[21:13] <Karate> at least it will be interesting
#743 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 17:33:45
[18:29:48] <Bernhammer> I might do a search for "female gay porn"