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#329 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:20:33
JediIgor has just been arguing.....extensively:

(JediIgor) Geez, is anyone older than 18 here

Yet, a little log searching found this:

(DarkMouse) How old are you JediIgor
(JediIgor) 17
#434 (1)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-01-18 05:13:11
<%Tobias_R> actually Canada has an army of rabid monkeys ready to go on a moments notice
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers
#1206 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2007-11-14 16:33:49
[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
#1330 (5)
Posted by grapey @ 2009-08-16 15:04:22
<Alchemist> The worrying thing is w00t thinking about me having a thing for balls.
<w00t> YOU HAVE BALLS
<w00t> I LIKE BALLS.
#1063 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2007-01-14 04:19:07
[04:01:50] <Zeke> I'm "content"
[04:02:01] <Zeke> but not happy
[04:02:11] <%Church> Okay.
[04:02:19] <%Church> You're just one razor blade shy of emo.
[04:02:52] <Zeke> heh. Please. I'm no emo
[04:03:00] <w00t> lemme guess
[04:03:03] <w00t> you're misunderstood?
[04:03:05] * w00t ducks
#259 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:23:25
<Craig> FFS I SAID NO
<Craig> AAAAHHH
<Craig> HELP ME!
<Craig> RAPE!
<Craig> oops
<Craig> wrong window
<HC\\AFK-ish> hahaha
<Craig> O_o
<Craig> :p
<HC\\AFK-ish> nice job there
<Star> lol
<Craig> i thought so ;p
<Coma|film> Craig, you disgust me :P
<Craig> Coma|film: i try my best ;)
#922 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-04-13 02:48:38
<Wraith> DOWN WITH VVV
<Wraith> GO DALCOM!!!!!!!!!!
<Wraith> muahah
* Excal sighs
<Wraith> come and get me bitch
<Wraith> sorry for that Excal
<Excal> Im not the moderator, apologise to FrostyCoolSlug
<Excal> :P
<Wraith> BLAME IT ON THE WHISKEY
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not the moderator.. apologise to someone else :(
<Wraith> lol
<Wraith> hello Craig
<FrostyCoolSlug> hi
<Wraith> dirtly slut
<Wraith> lol
<FrostyCoolSlug> O_o
<Excal> lmao
<Excal> wtf? :P
#1272 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-09-02 10:18:24
11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
#557 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-05-14 18:08:37
<ol> anyone got a duck handy?
* Avengeful fucks it
<Avengeful> :)
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes Avengeful's sexin' as:
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<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 72/100
<Avengeful> oh SHIT!
<Avengeful> i fuck ducks good!
#1399 (1)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-10-14 03:16:19
[15:06] <Mokoni> SQUEEK
[15:06] <Sanity> AH
[15:06] <Sanity> MOUSE
[15:06] <Sanity> KILL IT DEAD