* Elphaba snickers
* SirOlli mars
[several mins of nothing at all]
<Darzan> LOL
<Darzan> I finally got the joke
<Darzan> ahahahahahahaha
<Elphaba> hahaha
<Brik> lol
<Darzan> shup
<Darzan> gotta go
<Darzan> ;
<Darzan> )
<Darzan> ACK!
<Darzan> ;)
* Darzan has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: )

[17:57:56] <Riv_Griffen> my cum tastes good no matter what :P
[17:58:10] <Riv_Griffen> the other day I shot myself in the eye though :(
[17:58:15] * Riv_Griffen knows how chicks must feel now

<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"

<w00t> oh my god
<w00t> what a WANKER this guy is!
<w00t> hm, i doubt intelligence has anything to do with it. rather, there will never be a time in my life when I need to speak dutch to advance economically, socially or culturally. You, however, learn English because you know the world revolves around that language
<w00t> hence, learning dutch is a waste of time. I'd rather speak gibberish.
<w00t> with a username like 'American' I can hardly blame him for being suck a tosser
<w00t> *such
--- [OPA]Garak is now known as [OPA]Garakaway
<Ib3N> erm.
<Ib3N> suck a tosser?
<w00t> yeah.. i corrected myself!

[15:55] <ol> *stroke stroke stroke* *splash*
[15:55] <ol> *lick lick*
[15:55] <ol> *in out in out*
[15:55] <ol> *splash*
[15:55] <Togy> ahh the memories
[15:55] <Togy> :p

* sexy_geek cuts off Dr_Kev's family jewels and auctions them to a rich arab for 3 camels and a eunach
<`Boo> ouch
<`Boo> heheheh
<sexy_geek> hehe
<sexy_geek> that'll teach him
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> why did you want a eunach in the trade?
<sexy_geek> i didnt want one
<sexy_geek> its an arab thing you always get a eunach

13:30:22 [%Rane] Hi
13:30:34 [sonoio] io sono italiano
13:30:59 [%Rane] English pease.
13:31:04 [%Rane] please, even.
13:31:17 [%Rane] See, I can't even be nice properly.

[16:26] <SpeedWacer> I love enchiladas
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> There was some night a couple weeks ago I didn't get to sleep
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> And when I did finally go to bed like 30 hours later, I had a dream I was an enchilada
[16:27] <SpeedWacer> And I was being baked in the most comfortable oven

(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)

[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol