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#658 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 06:28:28
<@kujoe> Karate is a guy right?
#481 (-2)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-03-17 08:22:28
<-- Craig-Away has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by ARSES)))
#649 (4)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-09-09 19:13:52
<Ib3N> even nightwish was joking about it when they where here last weekend
<Ib3N> hehe
<Olli> lol
<Brick> hm ib, did you go there?
<Ib3N> yup
<Brick> me too
<Brick> ^^
<Ib3N> drunk as a 14 year old slut
<Olli> well, if there's ANY place to do heavy metal it's probably THAT place
<Ib3N> did you see a dude sitting on the shoulders of someone, screamin and waving with the west of a security guard just before nightwish entered the stage?
<Ib3N> <-
<Brick> hahaha, I have you on tape then
<Ib3N> ....
<Ib3N> SHIT
#613 (1)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-07-21 03:22:03
<[BRC]Odin> i think this new w00t 1 is better than the #3 1
<w00t> [BRC]Odin?
<w00t> heh
<w00t> that one was out of context :(
<w00t> and this one was me opening my big bloody mouth.
<w00t> oh god :|
<w00t> that ...
* w00t runs
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<[BRC]Odin> getting ready to have something inserted in that mouth?
<w00t> <:|
* w00t hides behind Chu
<[BRC]Odin> lol tht wont be any better
<w00t> &_&
<w00t> Lunch bbs :|
<[BRC]Odin> atleast you wont be on the recieving end if behind him
<w00t> ...maybe...
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> :P
* w00t is now known as Lunchw00t
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the new one is #635 and the #3 one is #618
#997 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 04:24:57
<Alan> any hole's a goal
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#560 (4)
Posted by Debruineo @ 2005-05-23 20:42:23
[ +SirOlli ] woohoo! I got my tax refund!
[ +Mike ] woohoo, I sent SirOlli a fake check to make him think he got a tax refund!
#1340 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 14:14:37
13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up
#1436 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-01 01:27:33
01:05:56 [+Hisakata|Away] When I was your age, we didnt have terrorists, we had Team Rocket. <- I lol'd
01:09:38 [+Doc] when I was your age, we didn't have terrorists. We had the vietcong
01:12:34 [+konata] When I was your age, we didn't have highspeed internet, we had DIALUP
01:12:51 [%goose] when I was your age, I was young
01:13:28 [+dz] when I was your age, we didn't have streaming porn, we had small animated GIFs
01:14:23 [+Doc] when I was your age, we had monochrome monitors that only had green not that fancy amber