<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split

* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)

<Sanity> Now I'm wet.
<Sanity> Er.
<Sanity> Not in a good way.

<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting

<Craig> MrBOFH
<Craig> u whore :/
<Craig> this stuff aint coming out >:/

<Jahrad> how i put this on a thread sight?
<Rebs> ..
<Jahrad> the bit about alex?
<Jahrad> ;)
<Rebs> what bit
<Rebs> :P
<Jahrad> all of it or just when he butt raped u?
<Rebs> u cant :p
<Jahrad> Why not?
<Rebs> cos u cant
<Rebs> u can stick it on that gay multiplay forums stretell gave u :P
<Jahrad> i can
<Jahrad> can\'t i?
<Rebs> not on this 1

<GayPenguin> who else is a spy? please get naked
<Tim> hi
<Tim> im nude
<Tim> now what
<Tim> how big is it
<GayPenguin> now stay like that please
<goose> O.o
<Tim> want to cyber
<Tim> asl
<goose> you two get a /query
<GayPenguin> we can cyber when i can be sure you wont tape this to publish on YouTube

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who needs youtube, nowadays? :D

10:28:40 <indigophone> That guy Karate in #chatspike is retarded
10:29:24 <Trystan> lol
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<3 Rateh

[18:40] <Pii> ITS ME. IM THE MONG!

(@FrostyCoolSlug) working late, not on actual work ;)
(+[BRC]treesa) oh damn...so you won't be paid for it?
(@FrostyCoolSlug) yep :D
(@FrostyCoolSlug) no one is here :)
(+[BRC]treesa) hehehe
(+[BRC]treesa) good time to have a fiddle of your own things..

#darkgalaxy ... still dirty as ever