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#1757 (1)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-07 04:37:27
<Tommy> AgentFire: the network automatically Z-lines any IP that has lots of people connecting from it, for anti-spam purposes
<typobox> server nukes irccloud
<typobox> repeat
<Tommy> this concept has worked for decades
<Tommy> apparently nobody told IRCCloud about it
#232 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-05 12:43:33
<Brain> you ever noticed how nearly all of the 'monster' stories involve 'spreading an infection'?
<SirOlli> yes, but I never cared
<Brain> like... zombies, you get bitten, you become one.... vampires, you get bitten, you become one...
<Brain> common pattern?
<Brain> :p
<VampireBrik> nope
<VampireBrik> :p
<SirOlli> werewolves
<Brain> warez wolves?
<SirOlli> even australians
<SirOlli> strange
<Brain> haha australians
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> they're dangerous :(
<SirOlli> yup
<VampireBrik> :o
<SirOlli> you get bitten...
<SirOlli> and so on
<SirOlli> ^^
<Brain> its like warewolves.... but they're triggered by XXXX instead of the full moon :/
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> one can of castlemaine is all it takes and you have a whole room full of aussies on your hands :/
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* Australian bites SirOlli
* Australian has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Is it july yet?)
<SirOlli> urgh
<SirOlli> argh
<SirOlli> G'd day, mates :)
<Brain> NOOOOO! :(
#475 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-09 20:46:39
20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass
#1295 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-11-26 23:45:17
PM with Majic
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<jackmcbarn> i have a deal
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<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> wow twice in a row
<jackmcbarn> are you a bot?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> lol
<jackmcbarn> i think you are a bot
<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> can you say anything but "No. :P"?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> youre annoying, no?
<Majic> No. :p
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Majic is a bot who can only say "No. :p"
#1217 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-12-16 00:29:38
01:10 <Ancient> Brain.
01:17 <Majic|Irssi> Spinal cord.
01:19 <dz> speaking of, my back's nice and screwed up
01:25 <Majic|Irssi> I told you I shouldn't have been on top. :<
01:25 <Blades> lmao
01:26 <Majic|Irssi> Someone always gets hurt in a cuddle puddle... :(
01:27 <Brain> why is the brain and spinal cord shy
01:27 <Brain> because its a nervous system :p
01:27 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
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IRC is just so cute sometimes....
#56 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:14
[13:50] <Ib3N> hey.. where's the reqruitment posters and the fanfare
[13:51] <ol> the trumpeter is sick, and the posters haven't been printed yet
[13:51] <ol> that said, what crypt did to the poor guy is just wrong ;)
[13:51] *** PiiAfk sets mode +v on Ib3N
[13:52] <Ib3N> hehehe
[13:52] <Ib3N> what did crypt do? I lost you..
[13:53] <ol> why do you think the trumpeter is sick ;)
[13:53] <Ib3N> LOL
#1047 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-12-29 20:11:08
<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
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<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
#1664 (1)
Posted by Iain @ 2011-12-19 22:58:10
(@FrostyCoolSlug) working late, not on actual work ;)
(+[BRC]treesa) oh damn...so you won't be paid for it?
(@FrostyCoolSlug) yep :D
(@FrostyCoolSlug) no one is here :)
(+[BRC]treesa) hehehe
(+[BRC]treesa) good time to have a fiddle of your own things..

#darkgalaxy ... still dirty as ever
#468 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-06-23 11:16:59
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> I can stick a needle through my cheek. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Kind of cool. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Was trying to pop a pimple...but....I think I went too deep. :<
[11:11] * Majic|Irssi has very few pimples btw. :P
[11:13] <peavey> pop a pimple with a needle?
[11:13] <peavey> that is utter retarted, you do know that
[11:13] <Majic|Irssi> ...
#1038 (0)
Posted by da-lec @ 2006-12-15 13:39:30
[15:41] < SitterPaDassMedPCiFanget> hh, den var stor!