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#735 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-02-11 02:04:59
* Twitchessis ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Twitchessis> back my comp shut off
<Twitchessis> hey
<Twitchessis> again
<w00t> lo
<Karate|AFK> liar
<Twitchessis> what??
<Twitchessis> who me??
<Karate|AFK> yes
<Karate|AFK> ur not back!
<Twitchessis> y
<Twitchessis> yes i am
<Karate|AFK> ur a talking ghost!
<Heutink> no we can;t read your sentences
<Twitchessis> what do u mean??
<Karate|AFK> we cant see u, or read anything u write!
<Twitchessis> what
<Heutink> it is really weird :/
<Twitchessis> hold on
<Twitchessis> wait r u messing with me??
#889 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-08-14 16:34:29
[16:33] --- HelmutVonMustache is now known as hotnhorneyblonde
#997 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 04:24:57
<Alan> any hole's a goal
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!
#615 (1)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 19:15:20
<arnie> the other week i was invited to this party by this chick called zoe, and i coulda got laid but i passed it up to go see star wars with my dad
#752 (-2)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2006-03-15 15:06:48
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie)
* ChanServ sets mode +n #immortal_angels
* ChanServ sets mode +t #immortal_angels
* ChanServ sets mode +r #immortal_angels
* Starcius ([email protected]) has joined #immortal_angels

(after some talk, and after Starcius has changed name to ordie)

* jujimufu has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs
* Ordie has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs ;; <- two weeks ago - ord.
* jujimufu has changed the topic to: school trip to lisbon. be back on friday night :) (Ordie) <- which friday is that? -jujs ;; <- two weeks ago - ord. <- so, can I delete it now? -jujs
* Ordie has changed the topic to: sure.
* jujimufu has changed the topic to: kk
#1343 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 23:22:06
23:12:58 [+Tril] Ooooo
23:13:01 [+Doc] Behold! I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Minsk, a tortoise upon whose back the world will sit.
23:13:07 [+Tril] You can see Sookies' nips in True Blood :D
23:13:19 [+Doc] you can see them in the books, too
23:13:24 [+Tril] rly
23:13:26 [+Doc] well, the Braille editions
23:13:30 [+Tril] lol
#1042 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-12-26 08:21:00
[08:17:05] <Majic> OMGOMGOMG
[08:17:13] <Majic> I was playing Halo..and I think I met a pedophile!
[08:17:41] <Majic> So we were playing, right? And all of a sudden, this guy goes...
[08:17:47] <Majic> "WHO HAS MYSPACE?"
[08:17:50] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:00] <Majic> And then he asked for everyone to add him as a friend.
[08:18:05] <Majic> And then he's like...
[08:18:12] <Majic> "WHO HAS AIM?"
[08:18:15] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:23] <Majic> And he did that for like 4 other IM clients!
[08:18:23] <ed> rofl
[08:18:44] <Majic> It was hella creepy!!1 Everyone was adding him and he was asking for more info every second!
#1742 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-11-26 03:02:31
[20:41] <Doc> You put your diaphragm in, you take your diaphragm out, you put your diaphragm in and shake it all about. Ya do the hanky-panky and ya wash that sucker out. That's what it's all about!
[21:01] <SpeedWacer> haha
[21:01] <SpeedWacer> gross
#1136 (3)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-05-27 23:27:37
[00:26] <Proweler> Is google advertising penis enlargements now?
[00:26] <Proweler> " | New! Bigger attachments | "
#779 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2006-05-06 16:01:13
* Om nibbles ol
* w00t[sleepies takes photos
* ol kicks Om so hard he swaps the holes around in his shell
(@Om) Oh noes
(@Om) So you mean..
(@Om) Now my head comes out the arse hole in my shell? :(
(%ol) no, its back out of the head hole :p
(@LaptopBrain) http://www.anti-tom.com/img/anti-tom-banner-1.jpg
(@Om) Low blow
(@LaptopBrain) hahahaha