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#1158 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-21 11:18:51
10:28:40 <indigophone> That guy Karate in #chatspike is retarded
10:29:24 <Trystan> lol
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<3 Rateh
#1130 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-27 02:33:36
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* fuck-off was kicked by dexter.chatspike.net (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
<Excal> kthx
<JMM> .
#36 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:36
<Rebs> my cats enjoy mine vibrating
#163 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:46
[17:30] * BrainAway is now back: [xmas shoppage :D] left at [13:38:26] gone for [3:58:29]
[17:30] * BrainAway is now known as [Brain]
[17:30] * LaptopBrain sets mode: +b *!*brain@*.chatspike.net
[17:30] * [Brain] was kicked by LaptopBrain (CTCP flooder)

Go brain go ;)
#1710 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-09-12 00:25:27
[01:24] <[BRC]Ingus> should be in bed for work :/

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Ingus, our resident prostitute
#1290 (-2)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2008-11-18 04:47:08
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight
#873 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-07 22:52:55
<Om> Ib!
<Om> It's your fault :(
<Om> Now I have to try and explain what a cockslap is to a relatively innocent 15 yearold girl :(
<Om> Well, not hard to explain..relatively crudely.
#1500 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2010-02-01 05:14:25
<&danieldg> karma c
<Sporks> c has a karma of 1571
#164 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:59:00
<Viz`> i was supose 2 play a 2on2 cup to night, but my teammate is GONE FFS
#1096 (0)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-02-27 08:08:20
[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls