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#1190 (2)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-27 12:02:08
[11:51] * BrainWin32 has joined #tag
[11:52] * Tarwen is now known as Kittwen
[11:53] <Kittwen> Brain!
[11:53] <Kittwen> You gief money
[11:53] <Kittwen> I gief hug
[11:54] * BrainW32 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[11:55] <Alexx> haha
[11:57] <Kittwen> Bastard!
#1307 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2009-04-13 03:45:28
[23:40] <Nottheking> Speaking of which, it's been what, almost an hour and you've not DC'd? Must be anew record. :P
[23:40] ->> Connection closed from dexter.chatspike.net

If there was a second metre, it'd be like 23:40:010 to 23:40:012. Damn he jinxed me.
#351 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-08 17:54:35
<Archy`> When I get bored I see how many times I can blink in a minute. Then I try to break that record. If you're lucky you might even trigger an epeleptic fit which will add an extra hour or two to the fun :)
#1583 (4)
Posted by webs @ 2011-03-24 01:53:21
<@Shawn> So I need you to download, install and start it
<@Shawn> and then let me remote desktop to you
<@Shawn> or teamviewer or something
<@Shawn> And let me play for an hour
<@Shawn> and yes, I'm totally serious.
#1686 (-3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-02 16:52:23
[17:33] <+ed> fuck it ima pull it out
[17:44] <+ed> ahhhh, thats better
#1525 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-19 23:48:56
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
#1291 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-28 01:01:57
(02:00:02) <peavey> PIKACHU - I CHOOSE YOU!
(02:00:11) * Majic thundercocks peavey
(02:00:22) <KingTarquin> -.-
#1528 (2)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-20 00:01:41
[06:17:28] <Shivari> Do I push hard?
[06:17:35] <+Starnerf> push from the middle
[06:17:35] <Stryc9> fairly hard
[06:17:39] <Shivari> It wans't working before, but I didn't want to break it further
[06:17:42] <+Starnerf> as hard as you need to
[06:17:52] <+Starnerf> dont flex it, press evenly around the ring
[06:18:02] <+Starnerf> use your palm, if necessary
[06:18:02] <Stryc9> when it's lined up it should go in without much force
#1045 (4)
Posted by Star @ 2006-12-27 21:45:13
<DuckOfFiasco> Yep, Borat is the man on every woman's pair of lips.
<DuckOfFiasco> *name O_O
<Tobias_R> right, well that's moderately disturbing
<DuckOfFiasco> *NAME, damnit!! wrong composition of the sentence ><
#1337 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-29 17:56:37
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/~w00t> Sporks: TRUNCATE TABLE;
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/Sporks> Not a clue.
08/29@17:48:06 <#inspircd/~w00t> aww.
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/@satmd> poor thing
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/Sporks> poor thing is kinda clueless, maybe?