[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team

[14:22] <Om> Speak of the devil
[14:22] <Brain> om's line is the official line
[14:22] <Brain>
[14:22] <Om>
[14:23] * Om decrees that all tortoise gods are raised to NetAdminOverlord status
[14:23] <Brain> i for one welcome our new NetAdminOverlord tortoise god
[14:23] <Om> \o/
[14:23] <Brain>
[14:24] * Om commands that the 26th of November shall henceforth and forever be ChatSpike Tortoise Day
[14:24] <Brain> what do we do on chatspike tortoise day?
[14:24] <Star> \o/
[14:24] <Om> Worship the ChatSpike Tortoise Overlord
[14:24] <Star> Sacrifice tortoises.
[14:24] <Brain> o/ <--help me i lost an arm!
[14:25] <Brain> oooo
[14:25] <Star> o/o/\o\o
[14:25] <Brain> /kill Om consider yourself sacrificed
[14:25] <Om>
[14:25] <FallingUp> i found one of these \ lying around the othere day.. is it yours Brain?
[14:25] <Om> /kill Star Heretic

* Elphaba snickers
* SirOlli mars
[several mins of nothing at all]
<Darzan> LOL
<Darzan> I finally got the joke
<Darzan> ahahahahahahaha
<Elphaba> hahaha
<Brik> lol
<Darzan> shup
<Darzan> gotta go
<Darzan> ;
<Darzan> )
<Darzan> ACK!
<Darzan> ;)
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[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> Angelic_Devil: where is Alfy?
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> asleep
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> wake him up
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> no
[01:45] * Togy hugs angelic
[01:45] <Larkin> yes
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> i cant:P
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> not only will i get slapped severely,
[01:45] <Togy> shes tied to the computer
[01:45] <Larkin> too tired ?;)
[01:46] <Togy> :p
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> my parents r asleep between me and him
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> whoa
[01:46] <Togy> O_o
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> HELLO!
[01:46] <Larkin> what the bloody heck!
[01:46] <Togy> u sleep with your parents?

[17:02:15] <@Craig-Away> I'M A RETARD!
[17:02:22] <@Craig-Away> with a damned high IQ

[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Lotus I would have sex with.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.

<NoMorePie> [ Question 168 of 200: [Category: Medical] Phobias: Dikephobia- Fear of ______? ]
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao

<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<NBH|garfix> the evil grafix guy
<[BR]mistress> I'd say that you're even the evil guy fixing gars ^^
<NBH|garfix> oi
<NBH|garfix> that too
<NBH|garfix> as long as evil is in, its ok
<[BR]mistress> exactly ;)
* [BR]mistress is an efc for example
* SirOlli breaks NBH's gar
* [BR]mistress grins
<NBH|garfix> gar?
<SirOlli> gar.
<NBH|garfix> whats that?
<SirOlli> I don't know, but you're fixing them
<[BR]mistress> it's in your name.. garfix ;)
<NBH|garfix> oh
<NBH|garfix> now i got it
* NBH|garfix slaps NBH|garfix around a bit with a large trout


Bit slow today, isn't he?

<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide