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#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#1002 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-31 00:45:10
<Alan> i was reading 'howstuffworks.com' today and looked up like computers and stuff just so i dont feel stupid
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I did that for the "Birds and the Bees". :p
#816 (-1)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-06-20 18:03:37
<Antipaticu`> recruit...make smth special;)
<Antipaticu`> handjobs,etc.ppl like things like this
<Antipaticu`> ;)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> or give them private partys with girls
<Antipaticu`> :p
<[RoF]DarkRuler> on the webcam
<NBH|php> we wont have more players
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> like we do
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> hehe
<[RoF]DarkRuler> Antipaticu` lose the last party
<NBH|php> girls are much cheapter in romania than here
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we has off-line
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cheap?
<Antipaticu`> stfuuuuuuu
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we don't pay lol
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :P
<Antipaticu`> why you remind me everytime you see me?
<[RoF]DarkRuler> gtg,mom has to work on the pc
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cya
<NBH|php> lol
<Antipaticu`> bye:p
<NBH|php> so the girl is your mum?
<Antipaticu`> huahauaha...
<NBH|php> wtf
<NBH|php> i need to quote that
<Antipaticu`> ur mother is using ur ym
<Antipaticu`> ?
#985 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-10-25 21:38:07
<Tree> I got in trouble for being perverted in World History
<Tree> We were talking about how this guy converted to Jainism and how Jains don't "enjoy the pleasures of life" and I accidently said "So that guy got no sex, huh?" and everyone was quiet and looking at me.
#253 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:18
<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay
#925 (1)
Posted by Tippy @ 2006-09-03 03:02:50
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|
#1128 (1)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2007-05-21 21:38:07
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(~w00t) lollerskates
(&Brain) lollercopter
(&Om) lollersail
(&peavey) lolhax
(&Brain) lollerlumphammer
(~w00t) laffles
(&Om) lancakes
(&peavey) lol-fu
(&Brain) lollar-lumpar
(&Om) lai-lwan-lo
(~w00t) lawnmowerz
(&Om) lawl
(~w00t) lulz
(&peavey) lolz0rZ
(&Om) l0l
#702 (3)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2005-12-15 17:14:42
[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.
#226 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:47
<Namu> Namu's first 10 seconds of awareness this morning:
* Namu wakes up by alarm clock
* Namu smacks alarm clock
* Namu looks at alarm clock
<Namu> oh.. only 7:10
* Namu puts head on pillow and closes eyes
<Namu> wait...
<Namu> um...
<Namu> no...
<Namu> DAMN IT!
<Namu> FRIDAY!
<Namu> not SATURDAY!
* Namu smacks head on pillow a few times
* Namu go's to shower, still cursing
#933 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 23:46:54
<ed> helps if you swallow any already in your mouth though
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I hope he means licorice... :/