[11:46] * [DE]Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
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[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P

[16:33] * Archy` slaps Dr_Kev around a bit with a large trout
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> dont touch what you can aford
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> na na na-na-naaaaa
[16:33] <coco> ooooo burn
[16:33] <Archy`> I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say sticks back to you
[16:33] <Archy`> Bugsey no returns!
[16:34] <Archy`> Times inifinity!
[16:34] <coco> lol
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> I know you are you said you are, but what am I?
[16:34] <Archy`> I'm telling!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Archy`> Nuhuh!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> uh huh
[16:35] <Archy`> Nuhuh times one hundred
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> Up your nose with a rubber hose
[16:35] <CaPt> lol
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> actually... that one shows my age :S
[16:35] <coco> lol
[16:35] <Archy`> Down your trousers with a pot full of flowers?
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> you young'ns would know who said that

* Peng|Gone fluffles Beans
<@Peng|Gone> with a fluffler

(23:49:38) (%Cadavre) the bible is one of the oldest fantasy books ever written
(23:49:40) (%Yeti) yes
(23:49:48) (@Craig-Away) Cadavre: indeed
(23:49:52) (@Craig-Away) and thats ALL it is
(23:50:13) (%Yeti) Chapter 33: When Jesus Slayed The Dragon With His Ice LongSword +12

* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(

[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.

<JerrySpringer> firstly
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?

#chatspike love advice

<Hmzaniac> i went to the toilet yesterday.
<LaptopMike> toilet 2.0 came out today
<ol> Craig: auto-update will grab the new version at the cost of a 700k download
<Hmzaniac> yeah, and i had to go again.
<Stormscape> Toilet 2.5 comes out this evening
<LaptopMike> toilet 3.0 is already in beta testing at rc3
<Hmzaniac> i guess i'm going for stable.
<ol> or you could go help->check for updates
<Stormscape> Toilet 4 is planned for next week
* Chronus|away pats his opera 8.5
<Hmzaniac> don't upgrade the toilet till you have to.
<Hmzaniac> just security updates.
<Stormscape> like toilet 1.3?
<Hmzaniac> opera is a joke.
<LaptopMike> Hmzaniac, yea but you don't want your toilet leaking...
<Stormscape> fixes the water leaks
<Hmzaniac> that's what the patches are for.

07:32:45 <Special> everyone has a gay spot inside for orlando bloom
07:32:51 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
07:32:56 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted.

<Proper_Grammar> Pfft, the NWO is spraying fake snow across the United States to lull the Americans into a false sense of security
<Proper_Grammar> (lol conspiracy theories)