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#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

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04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.
#64 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:52:23
~21:40:14~ <Black_Raven> he said i neaned to leanr math
#944 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-13 01:28:33
<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.
#1698 (-8)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-07-25 14:43:37
[15:35] <~Muffinman> Cool, I'll add you when not at work
[15:36] <~Muffinman> "There was an error in the App Store, please try again later"
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Fuck you Apple!!!
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Take my money already
#1478 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-10 00:46:08
<~w00t> Maggie: where are you nowdays? you seem to be so seldom around and irritating compared to ye olden days!
<+Maggie> University :)
* w00t blniks
<~w00t> you grew up!
#695 (3)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-11-03 09:31:18
[20:28] <Ib3N> I scored all topscores on testing my english
[20:29] <Ib3N> measured in speed, preformance and precice
[20:29] <Ib3N> *s
[20:29] <Ib3N> hehe
[20:29] <Dr_Kev> lol
#993 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-30 03:11:23
[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?
#782 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-05-13 14:46:57
[09:40] <Brik> and now you scared away the twin!
[09:40] <w00t> :-'(
[09:41] * w00t jumps off a bridge ;-;
[09:41] * w00t ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........!! *splat*)
[09:41] <Brik>
[09:42] <SirOlli> ol: a bent federal state somewhere in a desert in the western USA
[09:42] * w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42] * ChanServ sets mode +o w00t for #chatspike
[09:43] <SirOlli> bungee?
[09:43] * SirOlli cuts the bungee rope and pushes w00t off again
[09:43] * LaptopMike ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[09:44] <SirOlli> ups. pushed the wrong guy.
[09:44] <Star> haha
#831 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-07-09 17:41:16
--> Azumarill ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Azumarill> Aww. Thanks Ib.
<-- Azumarill ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (The voices.. in my head.. :()
<[BRC]Odin> wtf?
<mermy> i guess he hears ib in his head
<Star> Poor guy.
<Star> it'd be like hearing "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" over and over again in your head ..
<cracklemonkey> We should get him some help
#494 (1)
Posted by Blurb @ 2005-03-22 21:54:09
<+Loucho> i fuking hate dying from a single shit