(23:55:58) (@Brain) being asexual would suck
(23:56:07) (@Brain) every time you have a quick wank you'd end up pregnant :/

A Typical day in #opers.. :)

<islam_the_allah> why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?
<%FallingUp> "why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?" <-- Because it's no fun watching sand dunes explode.

[11:15] <Archy`> "Back in my dad..."
[11:15] <Archy`> Erm
[11:15] <Archy`> *Day

07:40 <Aristeo> For some reason, whenever you change your nickname to Bill_Gates, your connection on IRC becomes about 1000 times less stable
07:41 * Majic|Irssi quotes
07:42 <Hart> Booya grandma

<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k

13:11 grapey hides behind ol
13:11 Guest08192 You can't hide behind him, he's only two characters wide.
13:12 grapey o
13:12 grapey m
13:12 grapey g
13:12 grapey are you trying to say i'm fat?

* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all

[19:44:29] <%SnoFox> I will donate to ChatSpike for w00t in a skirt and bra.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.

(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol

[05:38:25] <omfg> ....
[05:40:05] <Majic> periodperiodperiodperiod
[05:40:31] <omfg> your time of the month?
[05:41:05] <Majic> oh yeah...
[05:41:13] <Majic> I'm getting blood everywhere...
[05:41:47] * Majic is an emo that doesn't need to cum himself
[05:41:51] <Majic> 0.o