[17:23] <Alfred> hey, crypt said that the pic of meh and angelic, looks like shes sitting or PEIRCED on my doodle :/
[17:23] <Alfred> oops
[17:24] <Alfred> perched*

<Archy`> When I get bored I see how many times I can blink in a minute. Then I try to break that record. If you're lucky you might even trigger an epeleptic fit which will add an extra hour or two to the fun :)

<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.

[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles

[23:38:08] * Ish|aweh thinks ppl which have nicks starting with a C have problems
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low

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[15:26] <Togy> you got xmonic viv
[15:26] * Marie looks at Togy
[15:26] <Marie> I WANT!
[15:26] <Togy> so i get marie and her family ;)
[15:26] * Vivi shrugs
[15:27] <Togy> you can have when you visit ;)

<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery

<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword

<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family