[22:37] <[BRC]Odin> why would you kill urself over an ipod
[22:37] <Robly> i mean a zen, maybe
[22:38] <Robly> but not an ipod
[22:38] <Hart> Exactly
[22:38] <Robly> :P
[22:38] <Hart> Not that either

< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.

<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.

(18:38:53) <~w00t> i wonder how many people we have around :p
(18:38:58) <+Kazuma> at least 2 :P
(18:39:04) * w00t considers a mass-hilight
(18:39:09) <%goose> w00t, I'll one up you
(18:39:18) * dz looks for his knife
(18:39:25) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] goose - w00t is wondering how many users are active right now, PM him to let him know please!
(18:39:30) <~w00t> oh you bastard
(18:39:33) <+Hello> lmao
(18:39:35) * w00t shakes fist
(18:39:36) <+Kazuma> XD
(18:39:36) <+Hello> owned
(18:39:39) <%goose> ;D
(18:39:42) <+Lizzy> lmao!!!
(18:39:44) <+Kazuma> nice one, goose
(18:39:53) <%goose> goose, 1
(18:39:57) <%goose> w00t, 219
(18:40:08) -!- // w00t is now known as g00se
(18:40:14) <%goose> oh hell no
(18:40:14) <+Lizzy> LOL
(18:40:14) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] g00se (w00t) - disregard that, i suck cocks
(18:40:17) <%goose> this is not gonna end well
(18:40:20) <+Hello> .
(18:40:21) <%goose> this is SO not gonna end well
(18:40:21) <+PK8samplethemes> o.o?
(18:40:23) <+Lizzy> :o
(18:40:25) <+Lizzy> lmao
(18:40:25) <+Hello> O_O
(18:40:28) -!- g00se is now known as w00t
(18:40:31) -!- goose is now known as wOOt
(18:40:44) * Higurashi shakes his head and goes back to mopping.
(18:40:47) <+Lizzy> lol
(18:40:50) <~w00t> haha.
(18:41:04) * Kaiorga dances
(18:41:20) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] wOOt (goose) - Please PM me with more spam

<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.

<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o

[00:32] <LaptopBrain> insane, insane in the mem-Brain :P#
[00:32] <w00t> I resemble that remark!
[00:32] * LaptopBrain sings
[00:32] <w00t> erm
[00:32] <w00t> I resent that remark!
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> yes you do

[16:14:18] <~Hisakata|Deaded> She does. I haven't plowed my fields for weeks.

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<Riithi> was beginning to smell here

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<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> :/
<Azhrarn> err *ip
<Ib3N> TP
<Ib3N> I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
<Azhrarn> I AM CORNHOLIO
<Brain> TP TP TP!
<Ib3N> BUNGHOLIO
<Brain> IIII AM THE GREAT BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> BUNGHOLIOIOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> <sung like an arab prayer song>
* Azhrarn sleep now

..we're soo serious ;)