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#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#842 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-14 04:37:37
<Drathlin> and then it exploded
<Drathlin> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<Drathlin> but I got it away just in time.
#394 (0)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2005-01-04 02:23:47
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P
#216 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:21
[01:25] <Archy`> Ideally I want a seperate internet line put up in my room aswell. Just something like blueyonder :P
[01:26] <Elf-Busy> why, d/l pron? :P
[01:26] <Archy`> Nah, be able to stay on IRC when porns round :p
#340 (3)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2004-11-29 18:55:22
[19:52:56] <Cracker> Ish Is Illiteralte
x
[19:53:10] <Cracker> mistyping illiterate sucks :S
#948 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-14 04:52:19
[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.
#801 (2)
Posted by Stalker @ 2006-06-06 21:11:59
[23:07] <Andres> Microsoft was named by Bill Gates' penis :)
[23:08] <Andres> Micro and soft
#535 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 14:10:18
Brain's wonderful typo, Volume MCMLXXXVIII, Issue #24561.

[23:08:40] -> *blah* help
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blah No suck nick/channel

Suck, ey?.
#723 (0)
Posted by smokeala @ 2006-01-21 07:09:28
<NoMorePie> [ Question 79 of 100: [Category: Movies] in the film 'the lovebug', what number was painted on the side of 'herbie' the vw bug? ]
<NoMorePie> [ First hint: number on the side of 'herbie the love bug' ]
<smokeala> :(
#1049 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-07 18:55:40
[19:51:59] * Elf 's is full of shite
[19:52:12] <Elf> random pimp pictures
[19:52:18] <Elf> etc
[19:52:34] <Karate> . . .
[19:52:48] <Elf> yus babe?
[19:53:16] <Karate> u talkin bout hte halloween pics right? :p
[19:53:29] <Elf> no
[19:53:33] <Elf> was x-mas :P
[19:53:40] <Elf> i was a festive pimp
[19:54:07] <Karate> O.o
[19:54:14] <Beer> with your ho ho ho's?