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#1674 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-02-14 07:47:01
[01:16] <Curly> Oxygen's having a threesome with two where's?
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !
#1272 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-09-02 10:18:24
11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
#767 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-04-17 18:41:11
after Brain telling us about iPocket, things went mad...
-LaptopBrain- Attention everyone. Being as every retailer in the UK seems to have lost their mind, and is blindly copying apple by sticking a lower case 'i' on the start of names in a vain hope they'll sell, we will from next week be renaming chatspike to iChatspike. Thank you :P (yes im JOKING damnit)

within the next seconds...

* ed|towel is now known as iEd
<Ishamael> OH NOES
* SirOlli is now known as iOlli
* Magnus is now known as iMagnus
* LaptopBrain is now known as iLaptopBrain
* Om is now known as iOm
* iProweler has joined #chatspike
* ol is now known as iOl
* AttilatheHun is now known as iRobot
* Lowlife is now known as ilowlfe
* Anders is now known as iAnders
* iMagnus is new, improved... sleeky and POWERFUL!
<iMagnus> But nothing runs on me :(
#39 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:46:37
muppetfisch: i need cock
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
----
(its Rebs)
#654 (0)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-09-11 11:44:16
<^Kitty^> hi Beer
<^Kitty^> <4
* Beer tries to work out what that's meant to be
<^Kitty^> <3 = heart, <4 = equivelent to heart
<^Kitty^> If I could spell that.
<Beer> hehe thought that'd be it ;)
<^Kitty^> :))
<w00t> <5
<Beer> and w00t just has a heart bent out of shape
<w00t> yeah :(
<w00t> i'm bent :(
<Beer> lmao


... w00t decides to come out


*edit by w00t*
wanker :/ :p
#203 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:10
[15:29] <Togy> ;)
[15:29] <Zedster> pansy
[15:29] <Togy> slag
[15:30] <Zedster> munchkin
[15:30] <Togy> aol user
[15:30] <Zedster> omg
[15:30] * Zedster dies
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#379 (1)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-28 00:21:01
<harliquin> bah ecko has banned me from half the server :P
<ecko> :O
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> ?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> cant be
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you have no idea how big this server is
<Suicyder> lol
<Suicyder> rappy, show him all corners so he knows:P
<harliquin> lol
<harliquin> i was exagerating ;)
<harliquin> nn
<Suicyder> ;)
<Suicyder> nn harley
<Suicyder> ^^
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you are excused then harliquin
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but only this time!
<harliquin> ok
* ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<harliquin> * ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)<----i hav had my revenge :P
<Suicyder> lol
<Djee_Djee> lol
#265 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:44
<[BRC]treesa> 190. What is the study of prehistoric plants and animals?
<Dooie> plantology
<[BRC]treesa> Here's a hint: paleo
<[BR]eliot> paleonthology
*** [BRC]treesa has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<JointVW> bahaha
<[BR]eliot> fuck!
<[BR]eliot> it was correct answer
<Dooie> paleology
<JointVW> yeah i know
<LostProphet> paleontology
<[BR]eliot> i guess the lag finally cought up with her
<JointVW> you got pwnd by peer
#514 (2)
Posted by Killertv @ 2005-04-11 00:13:31
+(Nordinary) is this a morrowind chat site or a freeform chat site? 'cuz so far, i've seen about two lines about Morrowind
%(KillerTV) freeform
+(Meh) There is such a thing as free speech :/
%(KillerTV) NO
%(KillerTV) NOW STFU
+(Nordinary) then why, why, WHY are there F***ing morrowind symbols all over the F***ing page!!??!!??
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!1
+(Meh) [nazi german accent] YOU VILL TALK ABOOUT MORROVIND!!! [/nazi german accent]
Joins: coco [[email protected]]
ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+v coco]
! +Meh salutes o/
@(Peng) Hi coco :D
Quits: Nordinary [[email protected]] ([CS] Quit: Down with PJIRC, down I say! ;p)
+(Meh) Ah, good
@(Peng) who the fuck is he?
+(coco) hi :)
+(Meh) Dunno, I'm glad he left though
@(Nocturnal^Beans) yeah
@(Nocturnal^Beans) don't want no weird people in here
@(Peng) shush you :P