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#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
#1298 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-07 02:10:32
(03:05:51) <Cyber_Akuma> Man, I remember my Windows 95 days playing a lot of dos games
(03:05:54) <CyberBotX> Yay CGA!
(03:06:05) <Cyber_Akuma> having to choose my video hardware and sound hardware wevery time I started some games
(03:06:17) <Cyber_Akuma> I loved Stunts
(03:06:18) <Cyber_Akuma> XD
(03:06:41) <Majic> I played on the Macintosh.
(03:06:45) <Majic> Lemmings bitches.
(03:06:48) <Majic> LEMMINGS.
#1039 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-21 04:13:32
[20:12] * FrostyCoolSlug creates a new windows user called 'I like solitaire' so when people come on in the morning, they know where to click :D
#598 (4)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-07-06 14:05:32
(%w00t) I am a woman :/
#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#1356 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-08 20:27:52
<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.
#757 (3)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-03-24 21:17:15
* w00t gives voice to [OPA]Garakinconcert Azhrarn Craig Hart Ib ol typobox43 Away|Pete
* w00t gives voice to Dekar Elf Elyas Namu piggles ScrollLock w00t [Away]Star Colonel[AFK] cracklemonkey ed eggy
* w00t gives voice to Epy|AFK Kret mackattack Meltover MyNameIs Ricky Samas slcker76
<mackattack> finally you lazy sod
<MyNameIs> w00t, you suck monkey balz
<ed> lol
* cracklemonkey puts his balls away
#793 (3)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-06-04 10:57:09
<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"
#1100 (2)
Posted by cracklemonkey @ 2007-03-07 01:48:27
<Majic> It looks like a good phone Rateh, and I suggest you go to a T-Mobile dealer somewhere by your house and talk to a manager about the plans.
<Majic> THey don't speak english on the web... :/
<naiSt> it has such feminine design
<Majic> black?
<Majic> curvy?
<Majic> shiney?
<Majic> flippy?
<Majic> No service??!