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#1287 (2)
Posted by GameLord @ 2008-11-01 17:27:45
[18:25] <%GameLord> My PC died on me
[18:25] * &rpeh bows his head in respect
[18:25] * HaskillBot does too
[18:25] * JKing offers his condolences.
[18:26] <%GameLord> You're all very kind
[18:26] * GameLord sniffs
[18:26] <&rpeh> Did it happen quickly?
[18:26] <%GameLord> Not really, the programmes shut down one by one
[18:26] * &rpeh winces
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# Computers have feelings too.
#794 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-04 14:11:47
<tomandandy> get me idleserb in #ascii
<tomandandy> thx
<tomandandy> serv
* SirOlli calls for idlecroat
#569 (2)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-06-01 01:10:10
(%Odin) Yodaserv - Identified you have, yes.
#1611 (1)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2011-05-28 00:32:17
[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code

Zivoid is a bot btw
#1086 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-18 03:32:03
[19:30:33] <Majic> I mean, big means something to grab onto. Muscular means Lowie. And TAN means hawt. :p
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha
#388 (3)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2005-01-02 20:06:45
[20:42:05] * Lemp ([email protected]) has joined #wecomeinpeace
[20:42:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Lemp
[20:46:00] <Lemp> loah
[20:46:05] <Cracker> aloha
[20:46:06] <Lemp> and happy new year
[20:46:11] <Ish|aweh> and you too
[20:46:31] * Lemp had a nice party :D
[20:47:12] <Ish|aweh> just woke up from it ? :P
[20:47:24] <Lemp> nope back from prison :D
#802 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-06-07 09:36:08
<NoMorePie> [ Question 168 of 200: [Category: Medical] Phobias: Dikephobia- Fear of ______? ]
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao
#1471 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-04 20:46:15
<Sacho> that was mean, grapey
<Sacho> look what you did :(
<%grapey> whatEVER
<hello2u> you spilled mean all over my toast :o
<%grapey> good
<hello2u> D:
<hello2u> good thing I wasn't eating the toast
* hello2u OMNOMNOM's the pancakes
<hello2u> OMNOMNOM
<%Arsenic> there are no pancakes
* hello2u gags
<hello2u> these pancakes have Arsenic in them!!!
<+Olli> better than the other way round
#1344 (0)
Posted by Brad_R @ 2009-09-01 06:47:14
<+Salina> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Salina has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> wolfbot: lynch Special
<@wolfbot> Brad_R has voted to lynch Special!
<+dev0> wolfbot:lynch brad_r
<@wolfbot> dev0 has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> oh wtf
<+Brad_R> you all fail
<+Brad_R> i iz villager
<+Special> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Special has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot lynch Brad_R
<+Brad_R> youll see
<+Brad_R> YOULL ALL SEE!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> X-Ception has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<@wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch Brad_R!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
<Brad_R> Told you.
Cannot send to channel. You at least need +v when channel is +m.
#928 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-03 15:01:16
<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first