<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"

[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...

20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

...
I laugh at my own stupidity.

<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol

<Asdolin|TheMovies> I dreamt I was having sex with men with both vaginas and penises and in the dream, I wasnt even bothered
<John> ...
<Menelaus> ...

<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first

<Greenkirby21> i got banned from it
<Greenkirby21> and i was the operator
<Greenkirby21> and i cant get un
<Greenkirby21> cause it says i am not the operator
<Greenkirby21> bvm
<Greenkirby21> i fixed it
<j> Type /cs unban #channel
<Greenkirby21> thanks
<j> Ah. Ok.
* Greenkirby21 has left #chatspike
<Pitfan> <Greenkirby21> it is nsidertriviaroom <-- I tricked him into typing /part and he thought he was banned
<Pitfan> no one banned him
<Pitfan> he was the only op
<triggerhappy^> lol
<Pitfan> <Pitfan> type /part #nsidertriviaroom coloryouwant
<Pitfan> * Greenkirby21 ([email protected]) has left #nsidertriviaroom (green)
<triggerhappy^> lmao
<triggerhappy^> nub
<Pitfan> there were 4 other people who parted too. :|
<triggerhappy^> omg
<Pitfan> * NOA_SHAUN ([email protected]) has left #nsidertriviaroom (yellow) * Bolero ([email protected]) has left #nsidertriviaroom (nsidertriviaroom Dark Blue) * SloppyJimbo ([email protected]) has left #nsidertriviaroom (red)

[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> life?
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> whats that?
[6:28am] <Sporks> It's a bowl of cereal!

(23:55:58) (@Brain) being asexual would suck
(23:56:07) (@Brain) every time you have a quick wank you'd end up pregnant :/

A Typical day in #opers.. :)

[20:38] <w00t> I LIKE HASH MORE THAN I LIKE MONEY
[20:38] <w00t> OK?