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#1102 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-03-20 23:40:12
-> UESPUser060 has joined uesp
<UESPUser060> is oblivion A GAME?
<Comrade_Magnus> HOW DO YOU PLAY>?
<UESPUser060> IS IT AN ONLINE GAME?
<Comrade_Magnus> No.
<Comrade_Magnus> You buy it, and then you either install it on your PC or your put it in your Xbox 360.
<UESPUser060> THIS CHATROOM IS OBLIVION
<Comrade_Magnus> This room is for the Elder Scrolls series.
<UESPUser060> I HAVE XBOX 360!
<UESPUser060> LOL
<UESPUser060> I DONT WANT TO BUY IT THO!
<Comrade_Magnus> You have to buy it.
<UESPUser060> IM NOT
#856 (-1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-07-27 22:16:37
<RivetBreath> beyond that ? I did see 'White Boys' the movie
<RivetBreath> about some farm kids in Nebrasks or somewhere where one kid really believed - idealized the slums, etc...
<RivetBreath> all he aspired to do was GET to the city, and BE in the ghetto
<RivetBreath> of course he nearly got killed and burned no doubt
<RivetBreath> terrific piece of cinema
#1433 (2)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-11-28 18:36:47
[13:23] <Bricker> well
[13:23] <Bricker> i guess this is it
[13:23] <Bricker> time to die
[13:23] <Bricker> BAI2U
[13:23] * Quits: GdR^aW (*!*Mps3user2@*.xxx.xxx.xxx) [Ping timeout]
[13:24] <Bricker> rofl
#1077 (4)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-24 06:55:05
<ParavantsPride> "I peed the bed."
<ParavantsPride> "No son that was just a nocturnal emission"
<Kikaimegami> haha
<ParavantsPride> "you mean an owl peed on me while i slept?"
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs*
<ParavantsPride> "Son, what did you dream about last night"
<Kikaimegami> poopers!
<ParavantsPride> "well there was this big airplane.... and a ice cream truck... and my friend Billy was naked... then I woke up..."
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs and thinks to himself* "great... Another gay son..."
<Kikaimegami> XD
#1616 (2)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-06-04 18:28:11
.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
#1336 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-08-25 13:02:06
* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?
#986 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-10-26 10:53:08
(DarkLegacy) And a dark silence began to blanket the Earth
(DarkLegacy) The lights that once dotted throughout the cities and could be seen through space no long shone their yellow brilliance
(DarkLegacy) A nuclear silence, a disturbing and absolute silence - an almost deafing silence was the result of a decade of nuclear war.
(DarkLegacy) It all started in the year 2006, when a regime declared by the most powerful country in the world caused the other nations to revolt
(DarkLegacy) In fear of nuclear warfare, many countries stocked up on nuclear arsenal and missile defense systems
(DarkLegacy) The smallest countries fell first, giving rise to the others that would soon follow
(DarkLegacy) By late 2016, the world as we knew it was no more.
(DarkLegacy) The remaining populus that wasn't mutated by radiation or infected with disease crowded together
(DarkLegacy) Clinging to the last remnants of human technology
(DarkLegacy) Basic things that were taken for granted back in 2000 were now artifacts
(DarkLegacy) Spoons, forks, napkins, cups..
(DarkLegacy) But one network above all still remained of the "Internet"
(DarkLegacy) The one known as IRC
(DarkLegacy) Throughout history, people have used IRC as a means of communication
(DarkLegacy) The people of the future knew this, and as they began to boot up the last working computer on the planet
(DarkLegacy) They logged into #elderscrolls automatically
(DarkLegacy) Where they sat, and waited
(DarkLegacy) Looking at the blinking green cursor
(DarkLegacy) In hopes of another human soul, sitting in the same network
(DarkLegacy) Blink.. blink... blink.....
#431 (-1)
Posted by Steely @ 2005-01-15 21:56:57
(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol
#940 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-10 06:21:11
<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p
#1679 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-03-09 01:49:13
[19:32] <gallaeaho> jesus
[19:32] <gallaeaho> i just opened this beer
[19:33] <gallaeaho> now it's gone
[19:33] <FallingUp> Lush
[19:33] * Stealthie covers a burp
[19:33] <Stealthie> <.<