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#1520 (3)
Posted by CootieMonster @ 2010-06-01 01:13:43
[17:06] <Empireth> Woo, plastic cuts!
[17:06] * Stryker has strange cravings...
[17:06] <Empireth> Those suck balls!
[17:06] * Stryker rubs her stomach.
[17:06] <varchld> O_o
[17:06] <Empireth> <.<
[17:06] <Empireth> The timing was not intentional.
[17:06] <varchld> hehe
[17:06] <Stryker> xD
#158 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:52
notice from MemoServ: You have 538 new memos. Type /MSG MemoServ READ NEW to read them.

^I think I'm finally popular!!
#1748 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2013-12-01 19:31:43
* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
#1673 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2012-02-02 18:16:24
[19:12:52] <+Kumi> So you're right. Now, I'd appreciate it if you stopped highlighting me. I'd really rather not have to make it look like I'm ragequitting when I'm not, and could just do without the highlights.
[19:13:50] <%Olli> now Kumi made me want to highlight her. Soo tempting.
[19:13:58] Kumi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
[19:14:03] <%Olli> :O
[19:14:05] <%Olli> ragequit!
[19:14:10] <~FallingUp> Ha-ha
[19:14:20] FallingUp o/\o Olli
[19:14:28] Olli giggles
#12 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:49
(@Craig): eww that was messy
(@Craig): its gone everywhere..
(%Cow): WTF!?!>!>!>!>?!
#1392 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-10 16:24:33
[12:13] * +Twilight- sets mode +sexyparty
[12:13] <+Blue_Star> lol
[12:13] * +Twilight- sets mode -pants
[12:14] <%goose> just another typical day on ChatSpike
[12:14] <+Krissy> lol
[12:14] * +Twilight- sets mode +herpes
[12:14] <+Blue_Star> heh
[12:14] <+Twilight-> >:D
#1709 (2)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-11 06:34:31
[12:24:34] <milo> what do people do at bell labs?
[12:26:10] <special> they make bells.
[12:32:40] <milo> ok
[12:32:47] <milo> i thought they make unix
[12:32:50] <milo> :p
[12:33:04] <peachykeen> different labs
[12:33:11] <peachykeen> bell labs makes very high quality bells
[12:33:33] <peachykeen> one of my roommates actually has a few of their older ones, one of the graham series, and i think one of the alexanders
[12:33:46] <milo> lol ok
#660 (2)
Posted by [OPA]Taeglian @ 2005-09-15 12:56:52
[13:42] <Dr_Kev> not that big :'(
[13:42] * Dr_Kev cries
[13:42] <Dr_Kev> size doesnt matter!
#1489 (4)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-18 18:39:03
<+Kaison> She sent me a text last night saying "if you don't send this to 10 other people, a dead girl will appear by your bed 1:45 and kill you and eat you" spooked me a bit, so I went downstairs at 12:30 and got on the comp and waited 'til 3:45 AM clutching a toy sword
#1140 (1)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-06-03 20:12:25
[22:11:35] * Noirgrim was fucking a sparrow