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#274 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:33
[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
#583 (2)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-06-24 22:02:10
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
#233 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:53
<+Herbstwind> "hello, my name is maria, im 13 and from belgium. i have a problem, i'm still a virign, now i wanted to ask, do you think my dad is gay?"
#1578 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-02-27 11:06:09
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.


<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
#527 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-20 22:42:13
<ol> is everyone else dead?
<ol> apart form olli, that is
<ol> theres someone requiring a tactical nuclear strike if ever I saw one ;)
<SirOlli> I take that as a compliment.
#129 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:49:14
[21:59:33] <kitten> banshee = bigd! =D
[21:59:39] <Togy> erm
[21:59:47] <Togy> banshee = maries mum :p
[21:59:53] <kitten> =S
[22:00:02] <kitten> i thought it s only him using aol
#1329 (25)
Posted by chaz @ 2009-08-16 14:45:13
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
#272 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:10
[01:54:45] <@Ib> "pot calling the kettle"?
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"

Ib, the norwegian at work.
#253 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:18
<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay
#197 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:25
[09:06:14] join, [RD] [[email protected]]
[09:06:15] mode, [ChanServ] sets [+oa RD RD]
[09:06:33] [@RD] uh
[09:07:03] [+Coma] RD
[09:07:09] [@RD] heyhun
[09:07:09] [+Coma] do you shave ur balls?