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#342 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 09:42:31
* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


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#767 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-04-17 18:41:11
after Brain telling us about iPocket, things went mad...
-LaptopBrain- Attention everyone. Being as every retailer in the UK seems to have lost their mind, and is blindly copying apple by sticking a lower case 'i' on the start of names in a vain hope they'll sell, we will from next week be renaming chatspike to iChatspike. Thank you :P (yes im JOKING damnit)

within the next seconds...

* ed|towel is now known as iEd
<Ishamael> OH NOES
* SirOlli is now known as iOlli
* Magnus is now known as iMagnus
* LaptopBrain is now known as iLaptopBrain
* Om is now known as iOm
* iProweler has joined #chatspike
* ol is now known as iOl
* AttilatheHun is now known as iRobot
* Lowlife is now known as ilowlfe
* Anders is now known as iAnders
* iMagnus is new, improved... sleeky and POWERFUL!
<iMagnus> But nothing runs on me :(
#1298 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-07 02:10:32
(03:05:51) <Cyber_Akuma> Man, I remember my Windows 95 days playing a lot of dos games
(03:05:54) <CyberBotX> Yay CGA!
(03:06:05) <Cyber_Akuma> having to choose my video hardware and sound hardware wevery time I started some games
(03:06:17) <Cyber_Akuma> I loved Stunts
(03:06:18) <Cyber_Akuma> XD
(03:06:41) <Majic> I played on the Macintosh.
(03:06:45) <Majic> Lemmings bitches.
(03:06:48) <Majic> LEMMINGS.
#1325 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2009-08-08 07:47:57
[00:38:31] <%MAJIC> HI, ONCE I MET A REALLY HAWT HORSE
[00:38:33] <+Stealth> THE IDEA OF HAVING A CHICK THAT COULD PWN ME IS SEXY
[00:38:39] <%MAJIC> WE HAD 5 MINUTES IN HEAVEN
#150 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:55:17
[19:54] * Craig is now known as FrostyCoolSlut
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> crap
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> TYPO!
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> :/
[19:54] <ViviAway> :o
#654 (0)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-09-11 11:44:16
<^Kitty^> hi Beer
<^Kitty^> <4
* Beer tries to work out what that's meant to be
<^Kitty^> <3 = heart, <4 = equivelent to heart
<^Kitty^> If I could spell that.
<Beer> hehe thought that'd be it ;)
<^Kitty^> :))
<w00t> <5
<Beer> and w00t just has a heart bent out of shape
<w00t> yeah :(
<w00t> i'm bent :(
<Beer> lmao


... w00t decides to come out


*edit by w00t*
wanker :/ :p
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy
#354 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-10 18:17:15
<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
#159 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:57:11
[23:41:26] <+^MeM^> Nude Dangerous Pussies?
[23:41:26] <+ComaBlack> pussy... :O

coma certainly became active when neil mentions pusseh ^^
#1662 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-12-07 20:36:09
<Elfangor> Wikipedia has now started putting some female's photo in the "appeal" section. >_>
<Iain> but shes not vert appealing?
<Iain> irony section