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#594 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-02 22:37:00
(@Peng|Gone) Om :o
(@Om) Peng o:
(@Peng|Gone) ^^
(@Peng|Gone) Lets make a shiny new halfop :o
(@Om) :o
(@Om) Take a pinch of voice...
(@Om) Mix it with blue shiny stuff :o
(@Peng|Gone) Yep...
(@Peng|Gone) Archy` is showering... possibly in shiny blue stuff ;o
(@Om) Good thinking :o
(@Peng|Gone) and he has some voice about him
(@Om) aye
(@Peng|Gone) Any other ingredients?
(@Peng|Gone) A hate of n00bs...
(@Peng|Gone) got it
(@Om) Genius
(@Peng|Gone) A propencity to spell correctly...
(@Peng|Gone) yep
(@Om) And the blessing of ChanServ
(@Om) ChanServ Archy` moved to #omnia HOP list.
(@Peng|Gone) A tendancy towards possibly kicking people for no reason....
(@Peng|Gone) :D
(@Om) We got that too :o

------Edit By Archy`-----
Ta by the way. :P
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#593 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-02 12:20:13
[23:05.42] * Quits: %Elf-Bath ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-02-07 || <ol> I'm a pain in the ass to everybody <ol> saves time in the long run, because they'll do something to deserve it)
[23:08.23] * Joins: Chu ([email protected])
[23:08.34] <@ol> ffs
[23:09.52] <+SirOlli> yes, my dear?
[23:10.14] <@ol> hit elf next time you see him :p
[23:10.46] * +Alba^ is away <insert witty away MSG involving a small plastic duck and an African tribes woman here> 10:11p Pager: On
[23:10.46] * Alba^ is now known as Alba^AWAY
[23:11.36] <+Cory> rofl
[23:11.43] <+Cory> you DID say that tho ol, cant complain that much
[23:11.48] <@ol> I know
[23:12.10] <@ol> but he hasn't paid his royalties on my patented philosophy :p
[23:12.25] <+Cory> ;) lol but the real question is, did he quotespike it
[23:12.29] <@ol> and you've just got to get tough
[23:12.47] <@ol> I'm not bothered about that, because I have delete privs ;)

Which he proved, since this is the 2nd time i've posted this quote...
#1225 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2008-01-25 22:54:51
[22:48] <FrostyCoolSlug> anyone here know anything about freeview?
[22:48] <Excal> i has it :p
[22:48] <FrostyCoolSlug> you you use a standard telly ariel for it?
[22:48] <Excal> yep
[22:49] <nenolod> FrostyCoolSlug, aerial*
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> nenolod, ta :p
[22:49] <nenolod> FrostyCoolSlug, ariel is the mermaid in the little mermaid
[22:49] <Brain> no ariel is a washing powder
[22:49] <w00t> she's hot.
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> damnit, i was trying to avoid that spelling ;/
[22:49] <Brain> lol
[22:49] <nenolod> w00t wants mermaid secks
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> better than man secks ;(
#696 (2)
Posted by Magnus @ 2005-11-04 22:42:59
Muse_Rock Battlefield 2 is awesome
Mech Between school, a social life, and my internet sucking outstandingly. I don't play it much. :/
Rosencrantz same for me, except take out the social life part.
Archie Social life? whazzat?
Rosencrantz it's a myth.
Magnus Mech: You cant be on IRC and have a Social Life XO
Rosencrantz you can have an e-social life!
Rosencrantz besides, IRC is like the multplayer patch for notepad anyway.
#763 (2)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-04-16 06:42:17
<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes
#1639 (4)
Posted by Beer @ 2011-08-07 21:54:42
21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-
#1739 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2013-05-28 23:51:28
<Cat> you should be glad I have an innie :P
#1202 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-10-21 00:37:07
* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all
#357 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 12:27:50
<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!