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#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
#1380 (2)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-09-29 23:06:39
[23:47:07] <+goose> wolfbot: women
[23:47:07] <@wolfbot> goose: I don't understand 'women'.

Not even to wolfbot can we turn. We -do- need LoveServ!
#1085 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-18 03:07:42
[18:59:21] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +hoe Kiti Kiti Kiti!*@*]
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[19:00:09] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +bitch Kiti*!*@* Kiti]
[19:00:11] <Majic> hehehe
[19:00:24] * [KoYc]Lowlife sets modes [#soapspike -b Kiti*!*@*]
[19:00:28] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:00:29] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike -itch Kiti]
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[19:02:08] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +snog [KoYc]Lowlife SEX]
[19:02:09] <Majic> :D
[19:02:20] <Majic> likey likey? :D
[19:02:23] <[KoYc]Lowlife> lol
[19:02:38] * [KoYc]Lowlife drivvels on Majic
[19:02:41] <Majic> :D
[19:02:47] * Majic lawls [KoYc]Lowlife
[19:03:18] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +shit Kioshto]
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[19:03:28] <Majic> hehehe
[19:03:45] <Majic> I wish we had a mode U
[19:03:56] <Majic> Could do +cunt and +hump...
[19:04:08] <Majic> and +fuck. :p
[19:04:16] <Majic> NO!
[19:04:19] <Majic> +fucking!!!!
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| I might need therapy... |
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#674 (0)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-10-07 12:01:33
<[BRC]Ingus> getting somethong to eat
#1234 (0)
Posted by tavikas @ 2008-02-14 22:02:52
* [BR]Flake is now known as BTS
* [BR]batu is now known as Fighters
* Fighters escapes from BTS
* Bandiit is now known as Destroyer
<BTS> w00t!?
* Destroyer humps BTS
<Fighters> shit I'm plural
* BTS runs away
<BTS> or..
<BTS> flies away?
<[BR]String> oh the mystery!
* Destroyer uses his HUGE main cannon on BTS
<BTS> OMG
* BTS orders some fighters and bombers as a shield
* [BR]String watches as the Destroyers projectiles penetrate the Battleships mighty armour
* Fighters still run away
* [BR]Tuisk is now known as Stardestroyer
<Fighters> not my battle
* Stardestroyer pwns you all

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It was much longer, but i can use only 1024 symbols
#108 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:15:35
[11:05] * Guest46021701 is now known as Garak
[11:06] * Garak is now known as Guest46021702
[11:07] * Guest46021702 is now known as Garak
[11:08] * Garak is now known as Guest46021703
[11:09] * Guest46021703 is now known as Garak
[11:10] * Garak is now known as Guest46021704
[11:11] * Guest46021704 is now known as Garak
[11:11] <Togy> sounds like fun
#1614 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:38:30
<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol
#745 (4)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-02 16:44:36
<Ib3N> someone stole all my post-it's
<Ib3N> a officeworkers post-it's and pen is sacred
<Ib3N> you just dont screw around with your best mates girlfriend, and you just dont take a officeworkers pen and post-it's
<Ib3N> goddamit!
* Dr_Kev wonders if Ib3N's co-worker has stuck the post-its all over Ib3N's girlfriend with the words "Been here" and "Been there" written on it
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#153 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:55:46
KravenMoorehead> wouldnt you love to turn off the lights in brains room and run a black light over the floor infront of his computer