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#363 (4)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2004-12-15 18:18:52
[19:17:30] <^MeM^|Away> do i speak gibberish or something to brik?
[19:17:59] <Brik> wtf is gibberish
#218 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:46
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
#1240 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2008-03-06 23:23:29
*neveza rips Magnus's chest open.
*Magnus expells his communist worms into nevezas face.
<neveza> OH GOD!
<neveza> COMMIES ARE DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN!
<Magnus> Muahahaha. >:D Hahaha!
*Magnus heals himself and continues on normally.
<neveza> AHH! NO! I...I!!! AHHH!!!....Mmm...Vodka and oppression.
<Magnus> Welcome to my world! Comrade!
#1719 (3)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-11-08 18:56:25
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
#32 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:53
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly
#564 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-05-28 03:19:08
[22:21:16] * Craig munches his nuts :)
#1514 (1)
Posted by MrLS @ 2010-05-20 16:14:16
[17:11] * AdorableKitten liquifies
[17:11] * E drinks Xitel.
[17:11] <Swaki> save some for me
[17:11] <Swaki> i always wanted xitel inside of me
[17:11] <+AdorableKitten> ...
[17:11] <+TheBlackKnight> ...
[17:11] <+E> ...
[17:11] <+MrLS> ...
[17:11] <+Greyfox105> ...
#285 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-07 19:47:30
<cab86> FUCK NOOOOO
<cab86> I MISSED THE START!
<ol> lol
* Avengeful has joined #chatting_naked
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Avengeful
<ol> you've missed schumacher spinning too
<cab86> NOOO FUCKING HELL WAY!
<cab86> I MISSED THE BEST OF THE RACE
<cab86> BECAUSE OF OLLI!
<cab86> HE WAS MAKING ME LOOK AT CLOUDS INSTEAD!!!
<Avengeful> lmao
<Avengeful> thats hilarious, olli was making u look at clouds? LMAO
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
#235 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:18
<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split