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#792 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-05-31 12:56:00
(Frozzie) hi Strikee
(Frozzie) Striker, want to see something =O
(@Striker) Ok
(Frozzie) http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9525881148
(@Striker) IT"S TEH DEVIL
(Frozzie) YES IT IS
(@AngryMutantPenguin) "I am offering for purchase this unique tub of yoghurt"
(@AngryMutantPenguin) if there's any phrase which needs to appear more often on eBay, it's that...
(Frozzie) =D
(@AngryMutantPenguin) I'd bid, but I don't live in Australia
(Frozzie) want me to make it international?
#41 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:09
[15:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> I was told there was a city in japan that re-named itself Usa
[15:20] <[Brain]> lmao
[15:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> so it could write: made in Usa
[15:20] <Pinky> oh geesh:)
#1356 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-08 20:27:52
<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.
#1148 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-07-01 23:29:51
<UESPUser> Hello guys, any of you have the mod The Naked Nord??
#1174 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-19 06:26:50
07:23:58 this.join = new Join("Yakitori", [email protected], #inspircd);
07:24:00 // "+v Yakitori" by ChanServ
07:24:09 Yakitori ls
07:24:18 Yakitori hlp
07:24:21 Yakitori help
07:24:25 Yakitori dr
07:24:26 Adremelech ....
07:24:26 Yakitori cd
07:24:30 Yakitori cd
07:24:36 this.part = new Part(Yakitori, [email protected], "");
07:24:39 Adremelech wtf
07:25:35 pLaYa lol
07:26:13 Majic|Irssi ahahaha
#235 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:18
<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split
#1290 (-2)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2008-11-18 04:47:08
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight
#1049 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-07 18:55:40
[19:51:59] * Elf 's is full of shite
[19:52:12] <Elf> random pimp pictures
[19:52:18] <Elf> etc
[19:52:34] <Karate> . . .
[19:52:48] <Elf> yus babe?
[19:53:16] <Karate> u talkin bout hte halloween pics right? :p
[19:53:29] <Elf> no
[19:53:33] <Elf> was x-mas :P
[19:53:40] <Elf> i was a festive pimp
[19:54:07] <Karate> O.o
[19:54:14] <Beer> with your ho ho ho's?
#1363 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-11 23:47:10
23:36:33 [@Freddo] Ghosts are on TV!
23:36:36 [@Freddo] Lots of them!
23:36:42 [@Freddo] Terrorizing New York!
23:36:59 [Hisakata] Who are you gonna call?
23:38:23 [%Rane] Tim Burton
23:38:24 [@Freddo] Ghostbusters!
#622 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-27 05:00:27
[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

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