[19:09] <Ish|aweh> i'm comming i'm comming
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten

[14:00] <-- w00t has quit (Killed (Craig (Promote w00t!)))
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> w00t's been promoted to real life.

[18:07:48] <JakeD> MAJIC IS RACIST MAJIC IS RACIST MAJIC IS RACIST
[18:07:56] <Majic> wtf?
[18:08:01] <Majic> :P
[18:08:01] <JakeD> ....I dunno.
[18:08:06] <Majic> JakeD likes it up the arse!!!
[18:08:12] <JakeD> :((
[18:08:17] <Majic> He has a food fetish!!! Corn up the hole!
[18:08:18] <JakeD> only on occasion!
[18:08:20] <Majic> ahahaha
[18:08:26] <Majic> I love my timing. :)
[18:08:38] <JakeD> Yeah, considering that I'm eating dinner.
[18:09:08] <JakeD> I had to fight off the urge to slather my cooked potatoes, onions, and carrots all over my crotch.
[18:09:17] <xevixlaptop> that's just wrong
[18:09:28] <JakeD> uh...but it feels so right?
[18:10:13] <JakeD> k maybe not
[18:10:41] <xevixlaptop> haha
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#brc:
<@[BRC]Ingus> you know
<@[BRC]Ingus> the list command uses like 50kb
<@Harliquin> i know wat?
<@[BRC]Ingus> umm
<@Harliquin> wat list?
<@[BRC]Ingus> 80kb
<Fin> /list
<@[BRC]Ingus> ./list
<@Harliquin> ?
<Fin> lists all public channels :p
<@Harliquin> oh channel list
<Fin> YES! :p
<@[BRC]Ingus> there is a brain after all

<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P

{-| 0936:14 |-} <%Elyas> split?
{-| 0936:23 |-} <@ol> no
{-| 0936:41 |-} <@ol> not even close
{-| 0936:43 |-} <%Elyas> well, services died
{-| 0936:48 |-} <%Nick> no they didn't
{-| 0937:11 |-} <%Elyas> uh, ok :p
{-| 0937:25 |-} <@ol> absolutly nothing is wrong
{-| 0938:07 |-} <@ol> was a server rehash about 40 minutes ago to fix a config issue, but thats all (on stewie)
{-| 0938:07 |-} <%Elyas> stop quoting the iraqi minister of info
{-| 0938:07 |-} <@ol> you infidel
{-| 0938:32 |-} <@ol> we will burn the rumours at the gates, and they will fall under their retreating WinNukes

<F> i know i'm going to die eventually. So be it. but i'm going to have some fun between now & then.
...
<Doc> have fun, love, play, learn, do goose ... all good things in a life

[09:58] <+rich100> hey varsus
[09:58] <+Varsus> broke my toe playing with my daughter earlier

[23:23] <Zedd> I'm on Scan's back to finish off his bits


quoted out of context for all's enjoyment

<[BRC]Odin> dearly unbeloved, we idle here today to join Majic tomandy and Elisha in unholy irc matromony
<Majic> ahahaha
<[BRC]Odin> if any one should object remain idle or be flamed by them

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