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#1056 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-05 01:19:13
[17:18] * JakeD is as anatomically correct as a Barbie :(
#1068 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-01-17 23:51:01
[Wed,3:45:55p] <w00t> if any blowing is gonna happen there, I'll blow brik


#18 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:12
<Yeti> i saw a phone box with s*** on the phone once
<Rebs> elf was calling home?
#995 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 03:57:55
<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o
#150 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:55:17
[19:54] * Craig is now known as FrostyCoolSlut
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> crap
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> TYPO!
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> :/
[19:54] <ViviAway> :o
#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) (+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) (+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) (+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) (@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) (+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) (@ol) cool
(17:41:05) (+Angelic_Devil) ;)
#638 (-3)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-08-23 08:20:32
[17:22:23] <+Sporks> well, an asshole is nice :)
#735 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-02-11 02:04:59
* Twitchessis ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Twitchessis> back my comp shut off
<Twitchessis> hey
<Twitchessis> again
<w00t> lo
<Karate|AFK> liar
<Twitchessis> what??
<Twitchessis> who me??
<Karate|AFK> yes
<Karate|AFK> ur not back!
<Twitchessis> y
<Twitchessis> yes i am
<Karate|AFK> ur a talking ghost!
<Heutink> no we can;t read your sentences
<Twitchessis> what do u mean??
<Karate|AFK> we cant see u, or read anything u write!
<Twitchessis> what
<Heutink> it is really weird :/
<Twitchessis> hold on
<Twitchessis> wait r u messing with me??
#814 (-2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-06-18 07:54:37
<tomandandy> i dont leak any anymore
<tomandandy> since i take these pills
<Karate> uve lowered ur sperm count
<Karate> sometimes medicine does that
<tomandandy> poo
<Karate> either that, or uve got testicular cancer
<tomandandy> bother!!!
<tomandandy> zoloft ftw o/
<Karate> also, u can probably safely have sex without anyone getting pregnant, since u arent fully male anymroe cuz u dont produce much sperm
<tomandandy> i'll be forced to adopt
<tomandandy> lmao
<Karate> though u should porbably use a lot of lube, cuz girls aint goina get turned on by a half male v well...
<tomandandy> so only the loads producing sperm testicles
<tomandandy> i wont mention that...
* tomandandy wonders how the bother you know soo much about girls
<Karate> oh girls can figure it out real quick, u dont need to tell em for em to know u cant produce enough sperm
<Karate> besides, it probably makes u smell bad too
<tomandandy> oh noes
#468 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-06-23 11:16:59
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> I can stick a needle through my cheek. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Kind of cool. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Was trying to pop a pimple...but....I think I went too deep. :<
[11:11] * Majic|Irssi has very few pimples btw. :P
[11:13] <peavey> pop a pimple with a needle?
[11:13] <peavey> that is utter retarted, you do know that
[11:13] <Majic|Irssi> ...