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#522 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-17 14:19:33
*w00t molests ol
(+RefereeBot) Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
(+RefereeBot) Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
(+RefereeBot) Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
(+RefereeBot) Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
(+RefereeBot) Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
(+RefereeBot) Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
(+RefereeBot) Overall rating: 22/100
(@w00t) oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
(@Jango) <RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20 <-- rofl
- (w00t)([email protected]) has quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))
#1019 (2)
Posted by Utah @ 2006-11-14 22:46:28
[15:38] Adonis: I can remember the time well.....never mind...
[15:38] Adonis: I'm not gonna put this on a website
[15:38] Utah: this is a chat room
[15:39] Utah: no ones is logging...
[15:39] Adonis: true...but I'm not gonna let you guys know about the time I realized I had pedophilic tendencies...
[15:40] * Kentrel sends his chat log to bash.org
[15:40] Adonis: so every afternoon I would sit out on my porch when the girls from the neighboring high school would start walking home
[15:40] Adonis: cuz they were hot...
[15:40] Adonis: turns out, it was actually a middle school
[15:40] Adonis: oopsy!
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#1125 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-10 04:56:42
[20:54:35] <ChanServ> R
[20:54:35] <NickServ> T
[20:54:36] <MemoServ> F
[20:54:36] <OperServ> M
[20:54:38] <FrostyCoolSlug> \o/
[20:54:39] <Majic> ahaahha
[20:54:41] <Karate|AFK> btw is loveserv back yet?
[20:54:50] <Hart> No, you broke it remember?
#941 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 10:21:35
<w00t> Majic has expereience in desperate housewives
<Mahadeva> mom!?!?
<Majic> You bet. :p
#1058 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-09 05:01:09
[21:00] <Odin> wtf my dad is buying penis enlargment pills in my name, so i threw them out
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
#133 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:03
[15:26] <Togy> you got xmonic viv
[15:26] * Marie looks at Togy
[15:26] <Marie> I WANT!
[15:26] <Togy> so i get marie and her family ;)
[15:26] * Vivi shrugs
[15:27] <Togy> you can have when you visit ;)
#1458 (2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-23 01:01:47
<+bluaki> anyways, I think Arceus is like the ugliest legendary pokemon
<+Cathartis> it looks like a SPACE LLAMA!!!
<+Cathartis> the result of an earth llama having sex with a communications satellite

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So true.
#1265 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2008-07-25 10:34:37
*** satmd hides behind sporks
<@satmd> sporks will protect me <.<
<+Sporks> satmd: excuse me?
<@satmd> wah
*** satmd better hides elsewhere
#74 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:30
[12:22] * Ib3N has also an sneaking suspicion that he's the oldest one in the room...?
[12:22] <Togy> how old?
[12:23] <Angelic_Devil> u old fart
[12:23] <Sporks> Angelic_Devil is molesting meh again!