[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol

21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
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21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty

[20:29] <Rapunzl> actually, im not very dominant in the first place lol
[20:29] <Rapunzl> oh... were we talking scripts?

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<mordecai> :o
<cracklemonkey> Don't do it!
<FuckLife> i hate my friends
<mordecai> fag
<FuckLife> no iam not ask you mother
<FuckLife> *your
<mordecai> my mother is a man
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<FuckLife> then you have some problems =\
<mordecai> maybe
<FuckLife> how old are you?
<mordecai> 19
<FuckLife> colage?
<mordecai> yes, and judging buy your spelling you need some too
<MynocK> lol
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<Vivi> grr.... with your hands you just do a shape that fits all round, its your arm thats doing all the bloody work
<Vivi> but from it i am getting quite muscely ^_^
<Togy> ??
<[PSA]cab86> oooOOOH
<Togy> O_o
* Vivi giggles
<[PSA]cab86> LOL
<[PSA]cab86> LMAO
<Vivi> no wonder why neils right arm is really strong ^_^
* Vivi hides from neil
<[PSA]cab86> LMAO SOME MORE
<Vivi> when i do it my arm is so tired :(
<Vivi> can barely move it sometimes lol
<Vivi> you know what im talking about dont you?
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<Togy> thx for shareing O_o
<[PSA]cab86> :)
<Vivi> opening jar lids ^_^

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<Zack> NO MOAR GLOBALS
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(After ~5 globals about the chatspike shop)

[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly

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<Soo> So we're all retarded. That settles it.
* Higurashi gives voice to user
<user> o.o
<where> :O
<where> A user!
<Soo> It's very long and complicated to explain, user
* where stares at user
<where> lol
<where> I think user can understand how voicing works, Soo
<Soo> but basically it boils down to myself, where and weedot being muppets.
<Soo> Um, where?
<where> :q
<Soo> You just proved my point.
* where faceplams

<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p

<Tree> I got in trouble for being perverted in World History
<Tree> We were talking about how this guy converted to Jainism and how Jains don't "enjoy the pleasures of life" and I accidently said "So that guy got no sex, huh?" and everyone was quiet and looking at me.