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#332 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-25 20:27:05
<Coma|afk> it was a story about drunk driving in australia, maybe that explains why i understood it
#1618 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-17 05:08:32
[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes

#831 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-07-09 17:41:16
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<Azumarill> Aww. Thanks Ib.
<-- Azumarill ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (The voices.. in my head.. :()
<[BRC]Odin> wtf?
<mermy> i guess he hears ib in his head
<Star> Poor guy.
<Star> it'd be like hearing "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" over and over again in your head ..
<cracklemonkey> We should get him some help
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] heit nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


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#1114 (5)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-04-25 20:04:43
[21:03] <Stalker> No one else is stupid enough to become homo sapiens.
#1504 (3)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-09-30 17:29:46
* where takes one of pigeon_of_doom's stolen crutches and challenges them to a swordfight
<Stryker> Them? You challenge the crutch?
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone shows sympathy and I just try and move the conversation on. Kumi, you may be onto something about me not understanding the word...
<where> >.>
* pigeon_of_doom grabs where's crotch and pulls.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Stryker> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> *crutch
#1382 (1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-10-02 20:36:31
Multiple Channels
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All within about 15 minutes. Note they're all Verizon customers. Verizon fail!
#806 (-7)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-06-08 22:40:32
<ClickHappy> isn't excal a girl?
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#1676 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2012-02-21 17:46:09
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12:45:28 <@SnoFox> I heard there was a troll necessary.