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#1772 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-01-22 13:38:37
<@Rinsaikeru> I didn't qualify his classification for you, just said Tyler's was wobbly.

o_O
#36 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:36
<Rebs> my cats enjoy mine vibrating
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol
#203 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:10
[15:29] <Togy> ;)
[15:29] <Zedster> pansy
[15:29] <Togy> slag
[15:30] <Zedster> munchkin
[15:30] <Togy> aol user
[15:30] <Zedster> omg
[15:30] * Zedster dies
#462 (0)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-02-24 03:14:33
* Dave is listening to "Hubba Hubba Zoot-Zoot" by Caramba
* ThirdEye is listening to the sound of many women moaning.
<Chad> ddc me it ThirdEye
#800 (-1)
Posted by Stalker @ 2006-06-06 19:59:47
[21:55] * Kikaimegami loads up a giant picture of a penis
[21:56] * Vaanic|One still wants to learn how to do it...
#472 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-03-08 06:19:18
(06:21:37) (feshmania) isn't it amazing how people can just talk to each other in chat
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO
#877 (-3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-09 20:01:15
<Ib> er. for the record, Im as hetero as they (we) come
<Ib> hehe..
<ed> course you are ib ;) (corrected)
<FBI> whats a hetero?
<ed> keep telling yourself that
<Ib> ...
#1764 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-11-04 21:49:09
<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.
#1441 (3)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-12-05 19:11:45
[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao