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#878 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-09 20:14:16
<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!
#554 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-05-12 11:48:50
(@Craig-Away) roar?
(@Dr_Kev) meow
(+Hmzaniac) m00
(+fire_ice_2035) Baaah!
(@Craig-Away) m33p
(@Dr_Kev) eee-i-eee-i-o
(+fire_ice_2035) G33k t4lk!
(@Craig-Away) lol Kev
(@Craig-Away) who you calling old?!? :p
(@Craig-Away) Old MacDonald had a farm..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Craig-Away) and on that farm he had some Kevs..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" here
(@Dr_Kev) and a
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" there
(@Craig-Away) :D
(@Dr_Kev) :D
(+Om) lol
#1052 (0)
Posted by Odin @ 2007-01-08 01:45:02
* Andy hides behind Karate
<Majic> I wouldn't do that...
<Majic> Karate doesn't like anyone but Elfy "hiding" behind her.
#412 (4)
Posted by ComaBlack @ 2005-01-08 18:50:00
[19:47] <Togy|ill> i dont think i'd ever get circumcized
[19:47] <Togy|ill> thats what meat loaf's wife asked him before he made that song "i would do anything for love....but i won't do that"
#834 (-3)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-04-01 22:25:54
<Bares> omg lol i ate pie and i was like wassup and a granny died in front of me and i rofled
#1494 (-2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 16:54:33
12:47 WifiBrain that would be cats penis
12:47 WifiBrain they have spikes.
12:47 WifiBrain ;)
#13 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:40:01
(MrBOFH): and i dont get stuff all over it
(MrBOFH): i avoid my keyboard :P (%Marie): so you aim it AFK?
(MrBOFH): geek joke!
#1113 (0)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-04-25 15:49:23
[15:35:09] <eth0|laptop> i got myself a girl :P
[15:35:18] <eth0|laptop> i dont need you anymore :P
[15:35:24] <naiSt> oooooooooh
[15:35:27] <naiSt> liar
[15:35:41] <naiSt> what pr0n tracker do you download from?
[15:35:43] <naiSt> wich*
[15:36:08] <Tarwen> :O
[15:36:09] <eth0|laptop> i get my pr0n from youporn.com
[15:36:11] <eth0|laptop> :P
[15:36:32] <eth0|laptop> but i wouldnt lie about having a girl ;)
[15:37:04] <naiSt> even if you found a girls name for your right hand, it still doesn't count as a girl
[15:37:07] <naiSt> sorry :/
[15:37:53] <Tarwen> Rosie Palm and her five daughters
[15:37:53] <eth0|laptop> lmao
[15:38:07] <eth0|laptop> nah, 10 daughters
[15:38:09] <eth0|laptop> ;)
[15:38:09] <Tarwen> Wow, you get around eth0 ;)
[15:38:14] <naiSt> slut
#1665 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2011-12-21 04:21:59
23:21:13 <&Chris> so the moral of the story is
23:21:18 <&Chris> if you want to be a chatspike operator
23:21:21 <&Chris> give w00t testicles
#1413 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-23 18:53:27
18:42:43 [%Mokoni] But yes, there were times when Angel came into Buffy, and times when Buffy came into Angel.

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