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#1202 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-10-21 00:37:07
* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] hei����t nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


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#286 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-04 15:29:48
--- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit
--- Scrug|TakingAShit is now known as Scrughat
<Ib> --- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit <- how.... informative....
<{-_-}> ...
<Beer> lmao
<Pete|Aweh> lol
<{-_-}> that's one of those... too much information kinda deals
#497 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-09-26 11:45:22
--- [OPA]GarazzZZ is now known as [OPA]Garak
* [OPA]Garak bangs to Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or later
<[OPA]Garak> Erm... my head that is
<[OPA]Garak> G'day guys
#815 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-06-18 07:46:36
<tomandandy> is it me or
<Karate> yes its u
<tomandandy> are people too chirpy now
<tomandandy> and should be shot
<tomandandy> nowhere vital
<tomandandy> just like the buttocks
<Karate> like we should shoot u in the testicles?
<tomandandy> haha
<tomandandy> i dont use em anymore
<Karate> maybe they will explode
<tomandandy> hope not
<Karate> too bad
<tomandandy> you really think might explode?
<Karate> nah, ull just leak in ur sleep :p

the next day...in #soapspike

<tomandandy> i am soo not bothering
* tomandandy doesnt leek either
<tomandandy> you said i would leak!
<Karate> rofl
<Karate> u took MY advice on that?
<Karate> how in the world would i know?!!?! :p
#1378 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-27 23:41:49
23:27:46 [+Karina] je parle francais un peu aussi, mei c'est contraire de les regles a parle une langue que Anglaise
23:27:52 [+Tril] afaik there isn't a word for so, if there is i can't think of it
23:28:00 [+Hisakata] STOP WITH THE MOONSPEAK.
23:28:05 [+Karina] I probably totally butchered that
23:28:07 [+Karina] but I think I got my point across
23:28:17 [+Karina] you're not allowed to speak in other languages here.
23:28:24 [+Hisakata] You just did.
#821 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-06-28 21:09:46
<Ib> I want a Dell XPS
<ol> yuk
<Ib> looks phat
<ol> I don't like the cases on those
<Ib> hah
<ol> looks like it lost a fight with a klingon
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This is the case in question..
http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/m1710?c=no&cs=nobsdt1&l=no&s=bsd
#40 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:46:55
<lz|g0ne> I\'m still waiting to work out how to use this jizz dispenser of his :)
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper
#1753 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-04-26 11:42:29
<%Olli> Hey!
* Sporks sticks his head into the toilet and flushes repeatedly
<-- Olli has quit (Quit: Gone. Been on a mobile device anyway.)
#1701 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-13 20:02:48
[21:01] * Lowlife tickles craig's elmo
[21:02] <@[BRC]Ingus> that was yum