21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-

* Twitchessis ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Twitchessis> back my comp shut off
<Twitchessis> hey
<Twitchessis> again
<w00t> lo
<Karate|AFK> liar
<Twitchessis> what??
<Twitchessis> who me??
<Karate|AFK> yes
<Karate|AFK> ur not back!
<Twitchessis> y
<Twitchessis> yes i am
<Karate|AFK> ur a talking ghost!
<Heutink> no we can;t read your sentences
<Twitchessis> what do u mean??
<Karate|AFK> we cant see u, or read anything u write!
<Twitchessis> what
<Heutink> it is really weird :/
<Twitchessis> hold on
<Twitchessis> wait r u messing with me??

<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel

2:00:58 PM <+ed> i wishi could be a woman for a day... just so i could go and do some lesbian things and play with my boobs for hours
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy

<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible

<+Loki> I thought this was a football free zone :P
<+Loki> But whatever
<+Blankie> Snap.
<+Loki> I don't give 2 shits
<+Star> Brain's asleep, so you're probably good ..
<@Brain> dont you BET on it.
<+Star> haha
<+Star> Brain's like a vampire.
<+Robly> he is!
<+Star> he just pops up out of the shadows.
<+Star> and yells, "NO FOOTBALL!"
<+Robly> thrice
<+Loki> bwahahaha
<+Robly> gah
<+Robly> foiled again
<+Robly> oh well
<+Robly> it was good while it lasted
<+Loki> Brain is NEVER asleep
<@Brain> yeah
<+Robly> brain is actually a machine
<@Brain> never asleep, always watching
<@Brain> im a bot.
<@Brain> beep.
<+Robly> either that or he sleeps with his eyes open - like gandalf
<+Star> Brain, does Boo know? :p
<@Brain> star sure, boo is a bot too
<@Brain> heheh
<+Star> :o
<+Star> bot secks.

<n00p> Zhivago: I like that word... "obtuse"
<Jafet> It's a cute word.
<Zhivago> jafet: Indeed.
<SlashLife> Jafet: Talking about Word 2003?
<Jafet> No, there is no more outlook for that word.
<Sacho> It excels in making a point.
<SlashLife> Sacho: A power point?

<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> you know that picture of that guy when you first open Mirc?
<MartroniX> lol yes
<Excal> yeah
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> is that Brain?
<Excal> rofl.
<Beer> lmao
<MartroniX> rofl
<MartroniX> no
<Beer> i think brain would be insulted ;)
<Tarwen> ROFL!!!!!
<ClaireBear> no it's not brain
<ClaireBear> hahahah

#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?