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#1093 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-07 02:00:55
[17:51:24] <Karate> and btw, waht the freak is bluetooth, i still cant figure it out
[17:51:28] <naiSt> I hate justin "wannabe wigger" timberlake
[17:51:29] <Majic> 0.o
[17:51:44] <Majic> Bluetooth is the type of STD you get from giving head to Eskimos.
[17:51:48] <naiSt> bluetooth is something you get from eating to much blueberries
[17:51:52] <Karate> . . .
[17:51:55] <Majic> hehehe
[17:52:12] <naiSt> also known as blue tongue
[17:52:14] <Majic> I don't like wiggerlake either...
[17:52:29] <Karate> u guys are useless
#906 (0)
Posted by Hart @ 2006-06-03 18:51:42
--> digipen89 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<digipen89> hey
<Hart> lo
<Megan> hi
<digipen89> how is everyone?
<SirOlli> dunno, he's not online
<Brain> lo
* SirOlli touches digipen89's bum
<digipen89> I forgot about Olli
* SirOlli reminds digipen89 in his special way
<digipen89> dude you are so damn weird
* SirOlli nods
<digipen89> guess what?
<-- digipen89 ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#778 (3)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-05-06 05:37:45
<JakeD> Well, I was born and raised in East Texas, so he and I might end up getting along. Unless he's a racist.
<JakeD> I'm down with rednecks until they start with the racism.
<FBI> he said white podwer
<FBI> powder*
<JakeD> WHITE POWDER ONG HE'S A COKEHEAD
<FBI> dunno if u thinkt tahts racist
<Karate|AFK> nonon its anthrax
<JakeD> White powder is racist.
<JakeD> What about black or brown powder
<Karate|AFK> or red powder
#765 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-17 14:34:17
[14:26] <Om> np?
[14:26] <Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1; Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music
[14:27] <Om> oi
[14:27] <w00t> AQUA!?!
[14:27] <Om> :<
[14:27] <LaptopBrain> rofl
[14:27] <Om> that's not mine :P
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol
#379 (1)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-28 00:21:01
<harliquin> bah ecko has banned me from half the server :P
<ecko> :O
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> ?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> cant be
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you have no idea how big this server is
<Suicyder> lol
<Suicyder> rappy, show him all corners so he knows:P
<harliquin> lol
<harliquin> i was exagerating ;)
<harliquin> nn
<Suicyder> ;)
<Suicyder> nn harley
<Suicyder> ^^
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you are excused then harliquin
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but only this time!
<harliquin> ok
* ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<harliquin> * ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)<----i hav had my revenge :P
<Suicyder> lol
<Djee_Djee> lol
#328 (5)
Posted by john @ 2004-11-23 23:17:58
<Stormscape> Arguing on the internet is like trying to stop a train with a toad.
* TechnoThaums ([email protected]) has joined #ElderScrolls
<@Dave> how hard are you throwing the toad at the train?
<TechnoThaums> Now there's a sentence to come in on.
#1125 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-10 04:56:42
[20:54:35] <ChanServ> R
[20:54:35] <NickServ> T
[20:54:36] <MemoServ> F
[20:54:36] <OperServ> M
[20:54:38] <FrostyCoolSlug> \o/
[20:54:39] <Majic> ahaahha
[20:54:41] <Karate|AFK> btw is loveserv back yet?
[20:54:50] <Hart> No, you broke it remember?
#1414 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-26 22:40:26
22:28:09 [+Hisakata] Because you touch yourself at night.
22:28:59 [@dz] hardly

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#11 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:44
(@Craig): i gotta stop eating random objects ;/