4:17:12 PM <+JakeD> I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.
4:24:21 PM <+Star|Dead> YOU SNIFF TOO MUCH COKE
4:28:17 PM <+JakeD> I CAN'T HELP IT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS
4:28:22 PM <+JakeD> A REALLY HIGH PRINCESS

[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly

<@w00t> if you are what you eat
<@w00t> Majic is a giant throbbing COCK
<@w00t> with veins
<@w00t> and stuff
<%Archy`> mmmm

* SirOlli takes out the nine-tailed-cat with the thorns
* Togy strips

Just in case you thought there were safe places on IRC

[16:33] * Archy` slaps Dr_Kev around a bit with a large trout
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> dont touch what you can aford
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> na na na-na-naaaaa
[16:33] <coco> ooooo burn
[16:33] <Archy`> I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say sticks back to you
[16:33] <Archy`> Bugsey no returns!
[16:34] <Archy`> Times inifinity!
[16:34] <coco> lol
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> I know you are you said you are, but what am I?
[16:34] <Archy`> I'm telling!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Archy`> Nuhuh!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> uh huh
[16:35] <Archy`> Nuhuh times one hundred
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> Up your nose with a rubber hose
[16:35] <CaPt> lol
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> actually... that one shows my age :S
[16:35] <coco> lol
[16:35] <Archy`> Down your trousers with a pot full of flowers?
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> you young'ns would know who said that

[20:15] <doll_licca> Now, where is my hot, steamy pizza?
[20:18] <Lexica-chan> in a hotel room with a "DO NOT DISTURB" tag on the doorknob.
[20:18] <doll_licca> :(
[20:20] <Lexica-chan> I'm sure your pizza will show up... a bit disheveled for spending hot, steamy time in that hotel room....

<[thed]train> queefing
<Sonartic> Whats queefing?
<MartroniX> no clue
<MartroniX> USA thing :P
<[thed]train> vaginal farting :D
<Sonartic> rofl

[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides

<ClickHappy> I'm heterosexual

Muse_Rock Battlefield 2 is awesome
Mech Between school, a social life, and my internet sucking outstandingly. I don't play it much. :/
Rosencrantz same for me, except take out the social life part.
Archie Social life? whazzat?
Rosencrantz it's a myth.
Magnus Mech: You cant be on IRC and have a Social Life XO
Rosencrantz you can have an e-social life!
Rosencrantz besides, IRC is like the multplayer patch for notepad anyway.