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[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
<goose> BY THE POWER OF GOOSE, I VOICE YOU TWILIGHT-
* goose gives voice to Taros
<goose> er
* goose gives voice to Twilight-
<goose> there
<Shawn> LOL
<Iain> lol
<Shawn> Nice fail goose
<Shawn> Nice fail.
<goose> SHUT UP
* goose gives voice to Taros
<goose> er
* goose gives voice to Twilight-
<goose> there
<Shawn> LOL
<Iain> lol
<Shawn> Nice fail goose
<Shawn> Nice fail.
<goose> SHUT UP
<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p
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10:17 <tyrell> Wad up?
10:18 <tyrell> Who wanna smoke some weed?
10:28 <%FallingUp> Nobody, tyrell.
10:28 <%FallingUp> Now go away.
10:29 <-- tyrell ([email protected]) has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
10:29 <%FallingUp> ... wow, that was too easy.
10:17 <tyrell> Wad up?
10:18 <tyrell> Who wanna smoke some weed?
10:28 <%FallingUp> Nobody, tyrell.
10:28 <%FallingUp> Now go away.
10:29 <-- tyrell ([email protected]) has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
10:29 <%FallingUp> ... wow, that was too easy.
[11:09] <Jango> was togy's hard rateh?
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
10:28:42 PM <+Majic> Iso likes being bottom?
[11:33:03] <+^MeM^> so if there was a dog in one room, might be a vampire or something or a health pack
[11:33:56] <+Ish|aweh> joy ?
[11:33:58] <Togy> it\'s nice to know the undead keep health packs handy for those trying to defeat them
[11:34:05] <+Ish|aweh> LOOOOOL
[11:33:56] <+Ish|aweh> joy ?
[11:33:58] <Togy> it\'s nice to know the undead keep health packs handy for those trying to defeat them
[11:34:05] <+Ish|aweh> LOOOOOL
<Patrick> does the .exe work on Linux?
<Ib3N> ....
<Ib3N> ....
21:15 <w00t> AVADA SEXTACULAR
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Mental Note: Make Rowling disappear.
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Mental Note: Make Rowling disappear.
#inspircd
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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