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#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD
#200 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:50
<L-a-y-Z> I really wanna win tomorrow, so I can laugh at tats ;)
<Yeti> lol
<Yeti> we havent won at old trafford against man u since 1972
<L-a-y-Z> always a time to start
<Yeti> yup
<Yeti> we keep forgetting which way to shoot :P
<L-a-y-Z> all over rebs is a good idea
<L-a-y-Z> oh you talking about football
<L-a-y-Z> sorry ;)
<Yeti> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
#782 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-05-13 14:46:57
[09:40] <Brik> and now you scared away the twin!
[09:40] <w00t> :-'(
[09:41] * w00t jumps off a bridge ;-;
[09:41] * w00t ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........!! *splat*)
[09:41] <Brik>
[09:42] <SirOlli> ol: a bent federal state somewhere in a desert in the western USA
[09:42] * w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42] * ChanServ sets mode +o w00t for #chatspike
[09:43] <SirOlli> bungee?
[09:43] * SirOlli cuts the bungee rope and pushes w00t off again
[09:43] * LaptopMike ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[09:44] <SirOlli> ups. pushed the wrong guy.
[09:44] <Star> haha
#582 (4)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2005-06-23 11:50:59
<ardeth> I have a question.
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
#457 (1)
Posted by Matty @ 2005-02-14 22:47:50
<Chad> Honestly, how do you manage to feed yourself?
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.
#345 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 21:17:01
* steely gets a clock, and throws it like a frisbee into togy's ass
* Brik just stays out of this :p
<Togy> why does everything come back to my ass? O_o
<Crystal> guess you have a nice ass
<Olli> gravity, togy. gravity.
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#1680 (3)
Posted by Minion @ 2012-03-14 19:08:00
[03:11:23] -Notice- {from Global} [Network Notice] Majic (|) - Happy day!
[03:11:41] Minion gnaws on Majic
[03:11:58] <&Majic> slathers raspberries over Minion and starts licking
[03:11:58] <&Majic> >8D
[03:12:04] <Minion> :o
[03:12:12] <&Majic> It's okay
[03:12:15] <&Majic> I have experience
[03:12:26] Minion sticks a strawberry pocky in Majic's mouth
[03:12:35] <&Majic> I was not expecting "mouth"
[03:12:36] <&Majic> but yay :D
[03:12:38] <+Cavan> :/
[03:12:42] <Minion> haha
[03:12:43] <&Majic> his fault :x
[03:12:48] <+Cavan> you're both to blame
[03:12:51] <+Cavan> naughty bunnies
[03:13:00] <&Majic> noms on the le pocky and teh le Minion :D
#928 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-03 15:01:16
<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first
#905 (1)
Posted by Vaanic|One @ 2006-06-03 18:38:59
[18:31] <Archie> hi
[18:31] <Archie> can I have this one? she's cuuuuuuuuuute http://www.happyhorse.ca/HORSES_FOR_SALE/horses_4_sale.html
[18:31] * Archie puts her in her pocket
[18:33] * Algias cooks his dinner
[18:34] * Vaanic|One cooks the horse