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#545 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-05 13:56:02
13:58 * w00t wubbles Craig
13:58 <Craig> damnit
#1427 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-18 14:04:46
13:50:52 [+Omni] THERE'S A BLOODY HURRICANE OUTSIDE
13:50:59 [~Hisakata|DAO] Go play in it
13:51:00 [~Hisakata|DAO] :3
13:51:15 [+brik] :o
13:51:30 [+Omni] Brb, following Hisa's advice.
13:51:37 Omni is now known as OmniFlying
13:51:50 [~Hisakata|DAO] D:
13:51:51 [+EvilComby] I wanna play in a hurricane :<
13:51:51 [~Hisakata|DAO] Nooooo
13:51:53 +Novajam gives Omni a tarpaulin to help.
13:51:58 [~Hisakata|DAO] We'll never see him again ;<
13:52:12 [+Novajam] Well, maybe on the news we will.
13:52:47 [+EvilComby] Danish man flew to Moscow, more at 11?

(Omni's Danish)
#1170 (-1)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-08-07 02:27:49
<[thed]train> queefing
<Sonartic> Whats queefing?
<MartroniX> no clue
<MartroniX> USA thing :P
<[thed]train> vaginal farting :D
<Sonartic> rofl
#905 (1)
Posted by Vaanic|One @ 2006-06-03 18:38:59
[18:31] <Archie> hi
[18:31] <Archie> can I have this one? she's cuuuuuuuuuute http://www.happyhorse.ca/HORSES_FOR_SALE/horses_4_sale.html
[18:31] * Archie puts her in her pocket
[18:33] * Algias cooks his dinner
[18:34] * Vaanic|One cooks the horse
#292 (-15)
Posted by Elyas @ 2004-11-07 19:29:16
<SirOlli> HOLY CRAP I LOOKED AT ALL CHATSPIKE QUOTES AND I'M NOT IN IT
--- You are now known as dm|food
<SirOlli> ups...
<Brik> lol
<dm|food> you are now :)
#897 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-18 04:08:15
[20:04] * Robly has quit ([CS] Quit: Cock AND Piss)
[20:04] * Majic bitchslaps Robly's quit message.
[20:04] <Majic> You ain't got the first and you do the second sitting down, Robly!
#25 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:43:10
[19:31] <LayZ> summer camp is when you spend the summer with Dale Winton
#134 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:21
<Marie> his lips, french him ;)
<Craig> erm..
<Larkin> o.O
<Craig> lol, sounds good..
* Craig runs :p
* Gav waits
Gav> heys :(
* Craig kisses gav ;P
<Marie> be sure to use tongue, dear
<Craig> this is just wrong :p
<Gav> kisses Craig back, slips him his tongue
* Marie giggles
<Larkin> o dear
<Craig> :p
* Craig licks it :p
<Craig> there
<Craig> done :p
<Craig> happy? :P
<Larkin> indeed :O
* Gav breaks the kiss to throw up
<Gav> kk..tried it, didn't like it moving on with my life
<Gav>: someone really should quote that
<Craig> lol
<Craig> no
<Craig> i forbid anyone to quote that
<Craig> :p
#1108 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-04-17 02:36:11
* Zack has joined #chatspike
<Zack> NO MOAR GLOBALS
* Zack has left #chatspike

(After ~5 globals about the chatspike shop)
#1259 (-2)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-06-04 08:18:29
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.