<Lord_Zathras> you seem good at being able to keep things from your mom
<Lord_Zathras> right?
<Lord_Zathras> :P
<akuma_serge> uh... dont ask how >>;;;
<Lord_Zathras> Good because I also got you a subscription to Penthouse Magazine
<akuma_serge> ...
<akuma_serge> wha?!?!

[13:23] <Majic> Who is 1337 and speaks like "1337" anyways? You never see the opers do that!
[13:24] <Magnus> Majic: They're too 1337 for 1337, they're 1338.
[13:24] <Majic> ....
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Magnus 4 PH417

[11:39] * DarkSide jumps up onto tog's shoulders and starts humping his ear
[11:39] * xmonic ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[11:39] <Togy> ew
[11:39] <DarkSide> coming, one moment
[11:39] <DarkSide> ty
[11:40] <[DE]Ishamael> lol
[11:40] <Togy> wb xmonic
[11:40] <Dr_Kev> o_O
[11:40] <DarkSide> you have a little something just there
[11:40] <Dr_Kev> tmi
[11:40] * DarkSide points too togs ears
[11:40] <DarkSide> :D
[11:40] <Togy> you've never done THAT before :o
[11:40] * Togy cleans out his ears

[19:23] * atk[EATING] tgrows Craig into a pit full of Kerosine and lights it UP
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[19:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa ol ol
[19:24] <Brik> pyromaniac!
[19:24] <Brik> lo ol
[19:24] <ol> I never did it
[19:25] <Brik> haha
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ROFL
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ol spoken unprepared

<@kujoe> Karate is a guy right?

12:13.42 ( +Andres ) Going out with two chicks.
12:13.44 ( +Andres ) Bai for nao
12:13.52 . Andres ( [email protected] ) has quit IRC ( [CS] Quit: Delicious little quit message. )
12:13.59 ( ~Hisakata ) He means he's going to masturbate using both hands.
12:14.11 ( +Franziska ) One in each hole.
12:14.18 ( @Novajam ) Well that just makes me feel wonderful and not insecure at all.
12:14.43 ( +Franziska ) He's such a woman.

<w00t> oh my god
<w00t> what a WANKER this guy is!
<w00t> hm, i doubt intelligence has anything to do with it. rather, there will never be a time in my life when I need to speak dutch to advance economically, socially or culturally. You, however, learn English because you know the world revolves around that language
<w00t> hence, learning dutch is a waste of time. I'd rather speak gibberish.
<w00t> with a username like 'American' I can hardly blame him for being suck a tosser
<w00t> *such
--- [OPA]Garak is now known as [OPA]Garakaway
<Ib3N> erm.
<Ib3N> suck a tosser?
<w00t> yeah.. i corrected myself!

[19:23:06] <+Chu> <w00t> c, as in c :p <-- "c" is for cookie? O:)
[19:24:14] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:19] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:25] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:26] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:28] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:35] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:36] <+w00t> OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!
[19:24:38] <+xevix> C is for crack
[19:24:41] <+w00t> *cough*
[19:24:41] <+Chu> :S
[19:24:51] * +w00t makes cricket noises at xevix

(%w00t) I am a woman :/

<Brain> burning rap cds make a nice noise
<Brain> i'm talking with fire, not CD-RW's
<Herbstwind> you know this kidz with the giant fubu jeans, beasbal caps or this condom-like tissues on their head
<Herbstwind> all white rich and stupid
<Herbstwind> pretending to be dangerous gangstas
<ol> can we burn them too?
<Herbstwind> sure, get some lighter fluid
* ol pops out to get some BBQ supplies
<Brain> lol
<ol> you think I'm going to waste a fire this good... have you seen fat burn? ;)
<Brain> LOL!
* ol buys a few marshmallows and sausages while he's out
<Brain> lol
<Brain> get me some buns for the sausages
<Herbstwind> is there a country where people still get burnt at the stake?
<ol> bring your own buns... I'm using a toasting fork
<ol> I doubt it herb
<ol> then again, I would also think bringing a pack of marshmallows to that would be seen as distasteful ;)