(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO

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[14:32] * Majic doesn't like those deep meaning quit messages.
[14:32] <Majic> Or those really shallow ones like "cock AND piss"
[14:33] <w00t> what about mine?
[14:34] * w00t has quit ([CS] Quit: [22:45:26] <%xptek> I love you null)
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[14:34] <Majic> 0.o
[14:34] <Majic> I love your's. :D
[14:34] <w00t> :P
[14:34] <Majic> You and xptek have sexeh quit messages. :D
[14:34] <Brain> majic love you long time
[14:34] <Brain> sucky sucky!
[14:35] <Majic> 0.o
[14:35] <Majic> YAY!
[14:35] * Majic quotes Brain's sexeh-ness.

<Star> Hey sexy.
<Dcoy> Star finally went off the deep end
<DarkLegacy> Woot
<DarkLegacy> I believe Star is trying to imply that she's attracted to me, and somehow that doesn't fit well in Dcoy's mind, so she has to have gone off of the deep end :)
<Star> ...
<Star> He
<Star> =p
<DarkLegacy> WTF

[18:40] <Pii> ITS ME. IM THE MONG!

Dr_Kevorkian: I do party tricks
ScrollLock: cool
Dr_Kevorkian: sing songs
Dr_Kevorkian: and serve drinks
Dr_Kevorkian: all at the same time

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

Botkiller Pt.2

<[BR]mistress> you see, it's dead now!
* Wolle[home] has joined #brigade
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<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[BR]mistress> aww. he's back
<SirOlli> muahahaha
<[BR]mistress> no!
<SirOlli> sorry
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> SirOlli: do it once again.. and i'll ban you !
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<SirOlli> hm
<SirOlli> tempting

[23:03] <Celia|ill|away> hello hello :S
[23:03] * Beer licks viv :)
[23:03] * Celia|ill|away licks ya back ;)
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> hows you my lovelie beer? :)
[23:04] <Beer> not bad, you?
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> lol.. read the nick :S
[23:05] <Beer> well your not away ;)

01:29 <websMac> Special, sex ?
01:29 <websMac> erg
01:29 <websMac> Sporks, sex
01:29 * Sporks rides websMac. Whee.
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> lol
01:29 <websMac> :/
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> ahaha
01:29 <websMac> (sorry Special :p)
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted, loverboy.
01:29 <websMac> :(

[19:11:00] <grapey> in the first Mulan, the character Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphey. in Mulan 2, they got some white guy to try sounding like Eddie Murphey. O.o
[19:11:04] <SpeedWacer> And it was magical