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#335 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-07-11 06:45:39
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel

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.......Ow. :(
#203 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:10
[15:29] <Togy> ;)
[15:29] <Zedster> pansy
[15:29] <Togy> slag
[15:30] <Zedster> munchkin
[15:30] <Togy> aol user
[15:30] <Zedster> omg
[15:30] * Zedster dies
#1599 (2)
Posted by Shawn @ 2011-04-27 21:15:28
<Strawberry_Kittens> There's nothing wrong with trolls.
<_jzl> yes, trolling is a sport
<_jzl> with every sport there are rules, like NEVER MAKE FUN OF MY NICK.
<Strawberry_Kittens> I believe you mean AN sport.
<_jzl> ?
<_jzl> AN?
#1149 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-03 11:45:33
<%Karate> aliens alraedy live in nz
<+xevix> do you believe in extra testicles!?
#1583 (4)
Posted by webs @ 2011-03-24 01:53:21
<@Shawn> So I need you to download, install and start it
<@Shawn> and then let me remote desktop to you
<@Shawn> or teamviewer or something
<@Shawn> And let me play for an hour
<@Shawn> and yes, I'm totally serious.
#599 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-18 08:44:12
<w00t> Olli, have i progressed to halfopping you yet? ;)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
#490 (6)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-23 16:54:46
[16:10:40] <@Pete> See if you can part the seas this time you jewish bastard
[16:10:44] *** (Part) Moses ([email protected]) has left #omnia (Red Sea)
#360 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 19:25:53
<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth
#1759 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-09-11 19:16:58
[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork
#1233 (1)
Posted by ScrollLock @ 2008-02-12 22:11:19
* Khriss ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
* Khriss has quit ([CS] Quit: return 0;)