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#955 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-22 22:24:38
* Anders ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Odin gives voice to Anders
<Anders> holy, fuck..... im back
<xevix> hello mr. anders
<Anders> long time no see
<xevix> yes, we've been waiting for you mr. anders
<FrostyCoolSlug> who the hell are you? :p
<Anders> havnt been here in a while, everythings the same.. <.o
<Anders> are you a new op here, frosty?
<Odin> lmao
<Anders> not that you should know me.. im just asking
<Odin> i think anders may have this network confused with somewhere else
#1387 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-06 19:03:11
<spb> a hundred immigrants in a basement relaying messages by hand would be a better ircd than hyperion
#1135 (3)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-05-27 21:53:45
[22:46:13] <ClaireBear> I always wanted a white cat
[22:46:17] <ClaireBear> all my boys are black
#1058 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-09 05:01:09
[21:00] <Odin> wtf my dad is buying penis enlargment pills in my name, so i threw them out
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
#754 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-20 22:52:32
* Fin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that
#432 (3)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2005-01-16 22:05:58
<DarkLiege> what were you waiting for grapey?
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
#364 (-2)
Posted by Mech @ 2004-12-16 04:40:10
<Tobias_R> you know you can blow up pencils in the microwave
<Mech> really?
<Lastufka> really?
<Tobias_R> yeah
<Mech> BBIAB then
<Lastufka> off to try.....
#795 (4)
Posted by Matty @ 2006-06-04 21:09:50
* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(
#18 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:12
<Yeti> i saw a phone box with s*** on the phone once
<Rebs> elf was calling home?
#983 (4)
Posted by NFreak @ 2006-10-22 22:23:13
<Blink190> NAZIS OWN
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