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#1173 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-16 01:28:19
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
#1236 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-02-24 16:31:37
17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)
#1361 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 20:59:16
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
#394 (0)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2005-01-04 02:23:47
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P
#1083 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-14 04:49:18
[20:47:33] <Greenkirby21> IM HARD GAY
[20:47:33] <Greenkirby21> WOOO
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#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#764 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-16 23:55:20
[23:32] <[Rav3n]> does this ircd allow color vhosts?
[23:34] <Laptopxptek> LOL
[23:34] <Laptopxptek> No
[23:35] <[Rav3n]> why not
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Oh man..
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Because it violates the RFC?
[23:36] <[Rav3n]> does not
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Yeah, it does.
[23:36] <[Rav3n]> does not
[23:37] <Laptopxptek> Do you even know what an RFC is?
[23:39] <[Rav3n]> I work for them lol
[23:40] * Laptopxptek shakes head

[23:44] --- LaptopBrain has changed the topic to: http://www.inspircd.org/wiki/Channel_Rules | "Sporks, svn changes?" for latest SVN commits | 1.1 Roadmap: Mode handler rewrite: Brain, Config parser rewrite: Om | Backtrace, motherfucker. Do you speak it? | <Laptopxptek> Do you even know what an RFC is? <[Rav3n]> I work for them lol
[23:45] <[Rav3n]> okay cost urself ur 1000 user network
[23:45] <[Rav3n]> good day
#513 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-10 07:36:55
[16:37:08] <Chu> :)?
[16:37:08] <+Sporks> yeah... smirk you little bastard
[16:37:11] <Chu> :(?
[16:37:12] <+Sporks> CHEER UP, IDIOT.
[16:37:18] <w00t> :D?
[16:37:18] * +Sporks stabs luigiman
[16:37:25] <Chu> :P?
[16:37:26] * +Sporks stabs luigiman
[16:37:29] <Chu> :\?
[16:37:29] * +Sporks stabs luigiman
[16:37:32] <Chu> :\?
[16:37:32] * +Sporks stabs luigiman
[16:37:32] <w00t> luigiman: it doesnt seem to like you :D
[16:37:35] <+luigiman> SPORKS IS AGAINST ME! :(
#724 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-01-26 06:45:10
<Karate|AFK> what exactluy are u dooing with it w00t?
<w00t> rateh, all sorts of stuff :o
<w00t> swirling it around
<w00t> chewing on the end
<w00t> trying not to swallow it
<w00t> :D
#1497 (-8)
Posted by clueless @ 2010-01-25 02:21:02
-I am teh haxxorz :o-

[18:14] * wolfbot sets mode: -v clueless
[18:14] * wolfbot sets mode: -vvv Sarikitty neocontra Chester
[18:14] <clueless> So it turned out well ^_^
[18:14] <@wolfbot> This is a game of paranoia