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#1629 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-07-08 15:23:22
<pigeon_of_doom> If it was for wear she'd be wearing less clothes.
<pigeon_of_doom> *where

#225 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:34
[3:37pm] * @Sub-Cool presses on [Brain]'s G spot
[3:37pm] * +[Brain] moans
[3:37pm] <+[Brain]> :p
[3:37pm] <@Sub-Cool> that was so wrong lol
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#583 (2)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-06-24 22:02:10
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
#254 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:29
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> brain is gay
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> hes a nobhead
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> btw how do you create a channel?

(for the record, Brain is a netadmin of chatspike..)
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles
#31 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:30
(20:02:11) <%Cow|BRB> get wit the times maloo
(20:02:33) <+Maloo> man, just 'cause I'm here doesn't mean I give a fuck about anyone else. :P
(20:03:06) <%Cow|BRB> we know u love us maloo ;)
(20:03:13) <%Cow|BRB> under that evil man is a cute lil bunny rabit
(20:05:11) <+Maloo> Never.
(20:05:18) * +Maloo snaps the bunnies neck
#118 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:46:08
[19:51] <Marie> lol
[19:51] * Marie wants Gavs white creamy center
[19:51] <Togy> O_O
#316 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:22:51
Olli the Botkiller Pt.1

<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
#955 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-22 22:24:38
* Anders ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Odin gives voice to Anders
<Anders> holy, fuck..... im back
<xevix> hello mr. anders
<Anders> long time no see
<xevix> yes, we've been waiting for you mr. anders
<FrostyCoolSlug> who the hell are you? :p
<Anders> havnt been here in a while, everythings the same.. <.o
<Anders> are you a new op here, frosty?
<Odin> lmao
<Anders> not that you should know me.. im just asking
<Odin> i think anders may have this network confused with somewhere else