05:28:30 <+TerrorBite> for a moment there I thought I was in a furry chat room
05:28:43 <+TerrorBite> but it's just chatspike

<Blaker> I think Magnus is using his jedi powers to make them leave
<Blaker> This is way to coincidental
<Blaker> ...
<Magnus> Blaker: I am not the one you are blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Blaker> You are not the one I am blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Magnus> Move along now, blame someone else.

[20:42] <ZaC_SoLiT> !list
[20:44] <ZaC_SoLiT> !op
[20:45] <ol> !dream
[20:45] <ol> !on
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !dream
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !on
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !help
[20:46] <ol> !ask a question
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask op
[20:49] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask command
[20:49] <Elyas> !fuck you

[15:06] <Mokoni> SQUEEK
[15:06] <Sanity> AH
[15:06] <Sanity> MOUSE
[15:06] <Sanity> KILL IT DEAD

<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/

[19:56:21] <Kumi> I bought size 8 jeans maybe a month and a half ago.
[19:56:28] <Kumi> They were a tad small at that stage.
[19:56:34] <Kumi> Now I need a belt for them.
[19:56:56] <Lukish> OH GOD
[19:57:04] <Lukish> what has happened to your butt
[19:57:15] <Proto> ...what?
[19:57:20] <Empireth> what
[19:57:27] <Kumi> wat

[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)

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Whatever that was...

#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down

(08:06:49) <&peavey> man we gotta find new memes
(08:06:51) <&peavey> its 2009
(08:06:58) <@Majic> black president is black