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#470 (1)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-28 20:20:19
[15:12.56] <@Brain> join the team damnyouweebull and play trivia on #cerealkiller and get a free oper cookie.
[15:20.09] <DarkLiege> what is an oper cookie brain?
[15:20.24] <%typobox43> it makes you very sick. don't listen to him. ;D
[15:20.41] <DarkLiege> last i heard, only coco made good cookies ;P
[15:20.50] <@Brain> oper cookies are stolen from coco and oper-ified
[15:21.06] <%typobox43> haha
#1532 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-20 20:00:14
<Lizzy> lols
<Lizzy> so i just found out that a hooters opened up in jhb
* Higurashi gives voice to Lizzy
<Higurashi> Honk honk.
<Iain> lol
<Iain> i dont think we have a hooters here :/
<Higurashi> We have plenty.
<Higurashi> Lizzy contributes with a fine pair.
<Iain> errr
<Soo> Lizzy's are better than mine
<Higurashi> I could never choose.
<Higurashi> It's like choosing between chocolate and caramel sauce on ice cream.
<Higurashi> I take both!
#1510 (3)
Posted by LoopyDood @ 2010-03-19 23:41:28
<Rexi> My womb is so powerful it can control IRC.
<Lu> UNREPENTANT LUST
<Rexi> FROM WITHIN ME
<Rexi> Oh shit
<Rexi> That was timed well.
#1112 (4)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-04-24 02:13:29
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Ever seen a fat man break dance?
[03:11] * DreadNaught breakdances.
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Now you have.
[03:12] <Adanorcil> Yeah, you indeed just broke dance.
#846 (6)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2006-07-16 10:26:34
<tomandy> whoa
<tomandy> i once pretendeed to be a girl
<tomandy> tbh
<tomandy> i got hard :/
#1308 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-04-20 02:55:23
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#715 (7)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-12-26 17:18:14
<Brik> it wont fit, erm ><
<w00t> we'll make it fit :p
<w00t> spank me for that, it was naughty :p
<Brik> not in the wrong hole we wont
<Brik> ehm
#341 (2)
Posted by Mech @ 2004-11-29 19:04:40
<Chupa> Heard CoB's The Trooper, finally, AMP?
<AngryMutantPenguin> the ending "yeah yeah yeah" is better than the original
<AngryMutantPenguin> no, IE's Hallowed be thy Name
<Stephen> :o
<AngryMutantPenguin> i refuse to listen to COB because theyre rubbish ;)
<Chupa> I don't have that...
<Stephen> Hallowed be thy name was pretty good :)
<Chupa> I messed up my G-string though, playing that song.
<Stephen> :O
<Chupa> CRAPSTICKS, that didn't sound right.
<Stephen> HAHAHAHA!
<Omni> Yep :D
<Stephen> messed up your G-string eh?
<Stephen> that has to hurt :P
#623 (-2)
Posted by Mike @ 2005-07-27 05:35:06
(12:35:40)<@Craig> why does everyone post quotes either written by themselves, or directly involving themselves?
(12:35:41)<@Craig> it sucks :(
(12:36:06)<@Craig> good example..
(12:36:07)<@Craig> [16:21:56] <+demeteloaf> :(
(12:36:09)<@Craig> [16:22:00] <+w00t> HOLY HELL, DEMETE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN AWAY MESSAGE!
(12:36:11)<@Craig> :p
(12:36:13)<@Craig> posted by
(12:36:15)<@Craig> none other than w00t
(12:36:17)<@Craig> :p
(12:36:32)<@Craig> got anything to say in your defense? :
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(12:38:27)<+demeteloaf> that quote sucks
(12:38:50)<Mike> HOLY HELL, DEMETE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN AWAY MESSAGE!