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#1778 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-23 21:24:02
<taza> Vegetarianism is a tradition with hundreds of years of history, possible from the first days of cow pimps.
#311 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-16 21:32:30
<Elphaba> I haven't cybered with a single op
<Togy> that was a classic pic ;)
<Togy> what about a network admin elpha?
<Elphaba> nope
<Ib> Elphaba, not even brain?
#1673 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2012-02-02 18:16:24
[19:12:52] <+Kumi> So you're right. Now, I'd appreciate it if you stopped highlighting me. I'd really rather not have to make it look like I'm ragequitting when I'm not, and could just do without the highlights.
[19:13:50] <%Olli> now Kumi made me want to highlight her. Soo tempting.
[19:13:58] Kumi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
[19:14:03] <%Olli> :O
[19:14:05] <%Olli> ragequit!
[19:14:10] <~FallingUp> Ha-ha
[19:14:20] FallingUp o/\o Olli
[19:14:28] Olli giggles
#133 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:03
[15:26] <Togy> you got xmonic viv
[15:26] * Marie looks at Togy
[15:26] <Marie> I WANT!
[15:26] <Togy> so i get marie and her family ;)
[15:26] * Vivi shrugs
[15:27] <Togy> you can have when you visit ;)
#1044 (5)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2006-12-27 19:57:49
[20:55] * Kikaimegami is not insane, even the voices in my head tell me I'm fine
#573 (4)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-06-23 10:31:35
After an hour or so of quiet in #omnia, the silence is broken...

<@Nocturnal^Beans> Peng is a little teapot afaik
<@Ivy> I think you might be right
<@Pete> Mmm

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#977 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-10-20 19:53:59
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! *ahem*
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/
#486 (1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-20 14:03:15
<General_Crespin> I hate shaving and then looking in the mirror after I get out of the shower and seeing I missed a spot.
#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray