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#1067 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-01-17 23:37:03

<Ib> I had nightmares about when the first time I heard a womans vagina rips open when giving birth
<KHASN> ooookay
<KHASN> TMI
<Brik> just in time for the fun, KHASN
<Ib> actually, my girlfriend told me, and I didnt belive her, so I called my mom to check if it was true..
<Karate> lol
<Ib> she got annoyed with me, caus I didnt already know

... #ChatSpike is full of such amazingly intellectual conversations on a range of subjects...
#1068 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-01-17 23:51:01
[Wed,3:45:55p] <w00t> if any blowing is gonna happen there, I'll blow brik


#1025 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-22 05:45:02
[05:28:27] <Karate> yah, cuz like, im so buff and all
[05:28:46] <JakeD> You are. You're like Bruce Lee with a vagina.
#410 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-04 19:39:31
--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)
#555 (1)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-05-13 22:16:12
[16:09] <DL> see thats what i get for never being in irc
[16:09] <DL> ppl talk about me when im not around :P
[16:09] <Darzan> yup
[16:09] <coco> :)
[16:10] <DL> its ok cuz i know you do it out of love ;)
[16:10] <DL> even darzie, he loves me too
[16:10] <coco> ofc
[16:10] <DL> he wants to have my children, i think
[16:11] <coco> heh better him than me :)
[16:13] <Darzan> amen to that, I have wider hips
#524 (21)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-04-18 11:32:47
--> cybermanpat ([email protected]) has joined #chat
<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|
#387 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-02 15:56:10
<Olli|gaming> well, then KILL IT! ;)
<phpFin> if it was dead, nobody could be on it
<Olli|gaming> morally you're right, technically, you're wrong...
<phpFin> ROFL
<Olli|gaming> oh...that was dirty thoughts.
#211 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:13:17
<+Azhrarn> actually, I can probably modify another script, and it should work fine
<+Azhrarn> as I never make tyops
<@salkaman> lol, sure you don't
<+Azhrarn> *typos
#264 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:18
<FuZi> anyone know where can i find Dr Cockvian ?
<FuZi> or whatever his name is.
#821 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-06-28 21:09:46
<Ib> I want a Dell XPS
<ol> yuk
<Ib> looks phat
<ol> I don't like the cases on those
<Ib> hah
<ol> looks like it lost a fight with a klingon
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This is the case in question..
http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/m1710?c=no&cs=nobsdt1&l=no&s=bsd