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#1568 (0)
Posted by RagnorakTres @ 2011-02-03 17:33:27
PedroWorkingHard: Interrobanging, a Porn about Punctuation
Starnerf[work]: More like Pornctuation
Starnerf[work]: amirite?
#437 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-20 07:41:14
<Stormscape> my mom told me to learn a second language so I learned BASIC...
#651 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-10 23:15:59
[23:15] <Dr_Kev> my toosh is small and cuddly
[23:15] <Ib> hm.. well...
[23:15] * Ib spanks kev's ass
[23:15] * `Boo slaps kev

... another normal evening on #chatspike
#1493 (6)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-24 16:44:57
Sacho is going by Guest16384
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<Kesha_> Hey Sacho: Switch your nickname so we know who you are
<Guest16384> Okay.
* Guest16384 is now known as Guest08192
#888 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-13 17:00:59
[16:59:11] <+Majic> COCK is good
#1528 (2)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-20 00:01:41
[06:17:28] <Shivari> Do I push hard?
[06:17:35] <+Starnerf> push from the middle
[06:17:35] <Stryc9> fairly hard
[06:17:39] <Shivari> It wans't working before, but I didn't want to break it further
[06:17:42] <+Starnerf> as hard as you need to
[06:17:52] <+Starnerf> dont flex it, press evenly around the ring
[06:18:02] <+Starnerf> use your palm, if necessary
[06:18:02] <Stryc9> when it's lined up it should go in without much force
#346 (0)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-12-02 05:07:05
[23:03] <Smithy> Will in a sex, checking email.
[23:03] <Smithy> ..sec.
[23:03] <Smithy> -_-
[23:04] <LouWeeJee> ...both are good
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#966 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-10 12:38:32
* ed np: Jimmy Eat World: Disintegration
<Hawk> havent listened to jew in ages
#1304 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-01-31 02:36:40
#inspircd
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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Zombies 0_o