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#299 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2004-11-11 23:53:56
(23:49:38) (%Cadavre) the bible is one of the oldest fantasy books ever written
(23:49:40) (%Yeti) yes
(23:49:48) (@Craig-Away) Cadavre: indeed
(23:49:52) (@Craig-Away) and thats ALL it is
(23:50:13) (%Yeti) Chapter 33: When Jesus Slayed The Dragon With His Ice LongSword +12
#1402 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:39:43
[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.
#736 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-02-12 03:37:35
<Blaker> I think Magnus is using his jedi powers to make them leave
<Blaker> This is way to coincidental
<Blaker> ...
<Magnus> Blaker: I am not the one you are blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Blaker> You are not the one I am blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Magnus> Move along now, blame someone else.
#1207 (2)
Posted by Proweler @ 2007-11-18 21:10:01
22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?
#461 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-18 00:57:33
<@Napalm|Away> too many c's in this channel :P
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
#573 (4)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-06-23 10:31:35
After an hour or so of quiet in #omnia, the silence is broken...

<@Nocturnal^Beans> Peng is a little teapot afaik
<@Ivy> I think you might be right
<@Pete> Mmm

...
#231 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:44
[22:45] <ol> I'm sure we can find something better to stick in your mouth...

#758 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-03-26 13:06:07
(+rAndom) chatspike admin ?
(+rAndom) a real skilled one
(+ed|zzzz) ugh
(+Heutink) ask Craig rAndom :p
(%Om) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a reply
(+LaptopBrain) skilled, that counts me out
(+Fin) craig? skilled? :p
(+rAndom) haha Om
(+Heutink) thats the joke Fin :p
(+SirOlli) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a confirmation that it will be considered.
(%Om) :D
(+ed|zzzz) LMFAO
#1283 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-05 16:30:50
* jackmcbarn slaps Brain around a bit with a large trout
* TheKiNG slaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a large Brain
* goose cockslaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a 'large trout'
#1427 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-18 14:04:46
13:50:52 [+Omni] THERE'S A BLOODY HURRICANE OUTSIDE
13:50:59 [~Hisakata|DAO] Go play in it
13:51:00 [~Hisakata|DAO] :3
13:51:15 [+brik] :o
13:51:30 [+Omni] Brb, following Hisa's advice.
13:51:37 Omni is now known as OmniFlying
13:51:50 [~Hisakata|DAO] D:
13:51:51 [+EvilComby] I wanna play in a hurricane :<
13:51:51 [~Hisakata|DAO] Nooooo
13:51:53 +Novajam gives Omni a tarpaulin to help.
13:51:58 [~Hisakata|DAO] We'll never see him again ;<
13:52:12 [+Novajam] Well, maybe on the news we will.
13:52:47 [+EvilComby] Danish man flew to Moscow, more at 11?

(Omni's Danish)