<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting

<Kreskin> hows the engaded life
<Gav> same as the unengaged life but with the addition of wedding mags
<Kreskin> women mostly do that anywazs though
<Suurorca> :P
<Gav> i made a desicion
<Gav> being male, i should not have anything to do with the wedding plans but attend \o/
<Kreskin> exactly
<Gav> i hope that line works, something tells me it won't
<Kreskin> well you could always say, I think we shoudl go with the black best women dress and you will be out of decision making period
<Gav> lol
<Gav> sounds like a plan
<Kreskin> ;)

[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> Ib3N, my friend was looking through my mIRC downloaded pics
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and she saw yours
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and wondered wtf I am doing with gay porn!
[08:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:10] <Ib3N> LOL

[10:19] <%Olli> careful where you aim that thing!

Taking things out of context is so much fun.

[15:06] <Mokoni> SQUEEK
[15:06] <Sanity> AH
[15:06] <Sanity> MOUSE
[15:06] <Sanity> KILL IT DEAD

<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<Tarwen> contradictory!

<%Tobias_R> actually Canada has an army of rabid monkeys ready to go on a moments notice
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers

[18:18] <Laloyal> it doesnt have a really cancel thingy
[18:18] <Laloyal> FUCK
[18:18] <Laloyal> I deleted my premium
[18:18] <Laloyal> ARG
[18:18] <Brain> LMAO
[18:18] <Laloyal> I FUCKING HATE THIS
[18:18] <Brain> n00b
[18:18] <Laloyal> dammit
[18:18] <Laloyal> now what ?
[18:18] <Laloyal> omg
[18:18] <k1b0rg> why would u do that :)
[18:18] <Brain> put one hand on your head, stand on one leg, and sing star spangled banner.

[17:06] <Empireth> Woo, plastic cuts!
[17:06] * Stryker has strange cravings...
[17:06] <Empireth> Those suck balls!
[17:06] * Stryker rubs her stomach.
[17:06] <varchld> O_o
[17:06] <Empireth> <.<
[17:06] <Empireth> The timing was not intentional.
[17:06] <varchld> hehe
[17:06] <Stryker> xD

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<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that