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[14:22] <Om> Speak of the devil
[14:22] <Brain> om's line is the official line
[14:22] <Brain>
[14:22] <Om>
[14:23] * Om decrees that all tortoise gods are raised to NetAdminOverlord status
[14:23] <Brain> i for one welcome our new NetAdminOverlord tortoise god
[14:23] <Om> \o/
[14:23] <Brain>
[14:24] * Om commands that the 26th of November shall henceforth and forever be ChatSpike Tortoise Day
[14:24] <Brain> what do we do on chatspike tortoise day?
[14:24] <Star> \o/
[14:24] <Om> Worship the ChatSpike Tortoise Overlord
[14:24] <Star> Sacrifice tortoises.
[14:24] <Brain> o/ <--help me i lost an arm!
[14:25] <Brain> oooo
[14:25] <Star> o/o/\o\o
[14:25] <Brain> /kill Om consider yourself sacrificed
[14:25] <Om>
[14:25] <FallingUp> i found one of these \ lying around the othere day.. is it yours Brain?
[14:25] <Om> /kill Star Heretic
[14:22] <Brain> om's line is the official line
[14:22] <Brain>
[14:22] <Om>
[14:23] * Om decrees that all tortoise gods are raised to NetAdminOverlord status
[14:23] <Brain> i for one welcome our new NetAdminOverlord tortoise god
[14:23] <Om> \o/
[14:23] <Brain>
[14:24] * Om commands that the 26th of November shall henceforth and forever be ChatSpike Tortoise Day
[14:24] <Brain> what do we do on chatspike tortoise day?
[14:24] <Star> \o/
[14:24] <Om> Worship the ChatSpike Tortoise Overlord
[14:24] <Star> Sacrifice tortoises.
[14:24] <Brain> o/ <--help me i lost an arm!
[14:25] <Brain> oooo
[14:25] <Star> o/o/\o\o
[14:25] <Brain> /kill Om consider yourself sacrificed
[14:25] <Om>
[14:25] <FallingUp> i found one of these \ lying around the othere day.. is it yours Brain?
[14:25] <Om> /kill Star Heretic
Majic - Apparently ChanServ truncates your globals. Infuriating. Anyway, continued from the one before last: --that games can be fun and still make the developer a fine penny. So here: http://piracyhere.com (I was shocked that there is already a torrent, too)
And thus ChatSpike continues to support piracy.
And thus ChatSpike continues to support piracy.
Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
(%crono) sexy_geek: with great powers come great responsibility
(+sexy_geek) haha
(+sexy_geek) you watched too much spiderman
(+sexy_geek) nice quote tho
(%crono) sexy_geek: no i did not, i played too much with sudo(8)
(@w00t) hahahahahaha
(@w00t) crono: that just got me to laugh
(@Om) hahaha
(@w00t) there are few people who can do that :D
(+sexy_geek) haha
(+sexy_geek) you watched too much spiderman
(+sexy_geek) nice quote tho
(%crono) sexy_geek: no i did not, i played too much with sudo(8)
(@w00t) hahahahahaha
(@w00t) crono: that just got me to laugh
(@Om) hahaha
(@w00t) there are few people who can do that :D
<@[Brain]> [15:55] -Global- From Azhrarn: THe ChatSpike Website is back online in case anyone cared. Apaprently something deleted the apache build dir *coughBRAINcough*... but I wrote a perl one-liner to run everythign till he gets back :)
<@[Brain]> [17:10] -Global- From [Brain]: To correct the previous global, Azhrarn spent an hour looking for a build of apache we never had, and then gave up and loaded the one we did have :) Have a nice day :P
<@[Brain]> [17:10] -Global- From [Brain]: To correct the previous global, Azhrarn spent an hour looking for a build of apache we never had, and then gave up and loaded the one we did have :) Have a nice day :P
[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides
[09:32] * Chuck_Norris had your mum
[09:38] <macgyverdgi> Chuck_Norris: you had my fat mom, wow, I hope you had fun
[09:38] * macgyverdgi laughs at Chuck_Norris
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> I did
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> Had your grandma too
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> ok
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> to much, she died back on july 4th
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> That explains why she didn't move about much
[09:40] <macgyverdgi> DUDE
I appologised after.
[09:38] <macgyverdgi> Chuck_Norris: you had my fat mom, wow, I hope you had fun
[09:38] * macgyverdgi laughs at Chuck_Norris
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> I did
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> Had your grandma too
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> ok
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> to much, she died back on july 4th
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> That explains why she didn't move about much
[09:40] <macgyverdgi> DUDE
I appologised after.
[20:04] <Ib> that girl in the new version of list in space is damn hot
[20:04] <Ib> *lost
[20:05] <Ib> ....erm, I meant, at her current age today.. not back when she was like 14 or something when she filmed that movie
[20:05] <Ib> hehe
[20:06] <Brain> lol perv
[20:06] <w00t> rofl
[20:06] <w00t> :P
[20:04] <Ib> *lost
[20:05] <Ib> ....erm, I meant, at her current age today.. not back when she was like 14 or something when she filmed that movie
[20:05] <Ib> hehe
[20:06] <Brain> lol perv
[20:06] <w00t> rofl
[20:06] <w00t> :P
[15:54:19] * PoHa| is left out
[15:54:57] * Stryker| slaps PoHa
[15:55:44] * +Andres atax PoHa! with an ataxer
[15:56:00] * PoHa| atax PoHa|
[15:56:26] * PoHa| atax PoHa on PoHa|'s behalf for Andres
[15:56:35] <+Andres> :D
[15:57:04] * +Andres loves being a mastermind like that
[15:57:05] * PoHa| steps in to defend PoHa| from PoHa| and PoHa|, who has just joined the fray against PoHa
[15:57:32] <Stryker|> this is turning into a big battle O.o
[15:58:16] <+Andres> :D
[15:58:25] * PoHa| stops all the violence momentarily, only to be ambushed by PoHa| and PoHa|; PoHa and PoHa| take the sides of PoHa| and PoHa|, while PoHa| and PoHa| deftly save PoHa| from PoHa|
[15:58:28] * +Andres grins and leaves the battle to hug a Stryker instead
[16:00:26] <PoHa|> a nuclear explosion kills PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa, PoHa|, PoHa| and son of PoHa|, who had foolishly followed PoHa| and PoHa| to the battle of PoHa|'s. Only PoHa| survives
[16:00:35] <+Andres> :O
[15:54:57] * Stryker| slaps PoHa
[15:55:44] * +Andres atax PoHa! with an ataxer
[15:56:00] * PoHa| atax PoHa|
[15:56:26] * PoHa| atax PoHa on PoHa|'s behalf for Andres
[15:56:35] <+Andres> :D
[15:57:04] * +Andres loves being a mastermind like that
[15:57:05] * PoHa| steps in to defend PoHa| from PoHa| and PoHa|, who has just joined the fray against PoHa
[15:57:32] <Stryker|> this is turning into a big battle O.o
[15:58:16] <+Andres> :D
[15:58:25] * PoHa| stops all the violence momentarily, only to be ambushed by PoHa| and PoHa|; PoHa and PoHa| take the sides of PoHa| and PoHa|, while PoHa| and PoHa| deftly save PoHa| from PoHa|
[15:58:28] * +Andres grins and leaves the battle to hug a Stryker instead
[16:00:26] <PoHa|> a nuclear explosion kills PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa, PoHa|, PoHa| and son of PoHa|, who had foolishly followed PoHa| and PoHa| to the battle of PoHa|'s. Only PoHa| survives
[16:00:35] <+Andres> :O
