<+Herbstwind> "hello, my name is maria, im 13 and from belgium. i have a problem, i'm still a virign, now i wanted to ask, do you think my dad is gay?"

<DarkMaster> Sporks, do yer thing
<Sporks> DarkMaster: excuse me?
<DarkMaster> Sporks, be Brain`!
<Sporks> DarkMaster: what?
<DarkMaster> Sporks, be Brain
<Sporks> DarkMaster: huh?
<DarkMaster> Sporks, be useless as you always are
<Sporks> OK, DarkMaster.
<DarkMaster> O_O

[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight

03:06:39 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] Nickname! :o
03:06:45 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] We have 39 people in here! :o
03:06:52 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] Log in twice so we can break the channel record
03:06:55 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] >:3
03:07:44 batman [[email protected]] Quit [Changing hosts]
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03:07:47 [%Jade] :P
03:07:47 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] 40 people! :D
03:08:30 Bidoof [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: Excessive clones]
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03:08:36 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] BWAHAHAHAHAHA
03:08:38 [%Jade] Awwwww
03:08:42 [%Jade] lol

<+Efreak> HELLO!
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/

<[Brain]> useless fact of the day #666: in america, 12 people every year die on the toilet of brain haemorrages from pushing too hard
<typobox43> ROFL
* typobox43 passes it on
<[Brain]> :P
<Pinky> thanks for sharing:P

#coding
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<Majic> le, sigh.
<Majic> I am getting kernel panicks and bus errors.
<Majic> At least irssi still works... :\
<Majic> ssh...
<psychon> how can anything work after a kernel panic?
<Majic> I have no idea...
<Aleksi> Isn't kernel panic the linux equivalent of a bluescreen? o.O
<Majic> It's yelling something about the kernel
<Majic> the terminal with ssh + screen + irssi is the only one working
<Majic> nothing else does anything
<Majic> lotsa input/output errors
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Linux doesn't even crash everything when there's a kernel panic? 0.o

<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?

[01:16] <Curly> Oxygen's having a threesome with two where's?
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !

<Namu> lets see...
<Namu> The typobox43 who shagged me
<Namu> The good, the bad and the Brain
<Namu> Saving private Craig
<Namu> Dr Kev. *hums the james bond theme*
<Ib3N> lol
<Namu> join in :P
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> I got one
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<Dr_Kev> finding Namu
<Dr_Kev> :P
<Ib3N> rofl
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