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#235 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:18
<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split
#291 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 18:20:13
[18:18] <Laloyal> it doesnt have a really cancel thingy
[18:18] <Laloyal> FUCK
[18:18] <Laloyal> I deleted my premium
[18:18] <Laloyal> ARG
[18:18] <Brain> LMAO
[18:18] <Laloyal> I FUCKING HATE THIS
[18:18] <Brain> n00b
[18:18] <Laloyal> dammit
[18:18] <Laloyal> now what ?
[18:18] <Laloyal> omg
[18:18] <k1b0rg> why would u do that :)
[18:18] <Brain> put one hand on your head, stand on one leg, and sing star spangled banner.
#659 (-4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 12:58:25
* w00t farts on Hmzaniac
<+Jiminy> keep it G'
<+Jiminy> i can handle 'fuck and shit' but farting is too much
#1275 (16)
Posted by VaatixGanon @ 2008-09-08 06:30:18
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
#176 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:02:23
[06:49] * Ib3Nwrk strokes rilla untill he feels better ;)
#398 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-04 21:00:38
* Craig was kicked by Azhrarn (FLooding (1 idiocy in 10s))
#1601 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:15:02
<I> Three rings for the elven kings under the sky. Me, Xhu, Curly. Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone. AOPs and HOPs. Nine for mortal men doomed to die. Those would be the voiced users. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. HI KUMI.

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I got 'I' talking about LOTR. I definitely regretted it afterwards.
#610 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-19 06:08:59
[15:11:48] * %w00t qlines Craig
[15:12:10] * @Craig ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[15:12:15] <%w00t> WOO
[15:12:17] <%w00t> VICTORY!!!11

(for those who don't know, a qline is a kind of server ban)
#1343 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 23:22:06
23:12:58 [+Tril] Ooooo
23:13:01 [+Doc] Behold! I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Minsk, a tortoise upon whose back the world will sit.
23:13:07 [+Tril] You can see Sookies' nips in True Blood :D
23:13:19 [+Doc] you can see them in the books, too
23:13:24 [+Tril] rly
23:13:26 [+Doc] well, the Braille editions
23:13:30 [+Tril] lol
#746 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-13 03:53:53
<mib_dx50kg> where you from.?
<~hello2u> teh internets
<~hello2u> lol the US
<mib_dx50kg> okay then....
<mib_dx50kg> your not from hawaii.?