Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/

[14:39:21] * puppy rapes Excal|WoW
[14:40:33] * Yami ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[14:44:55] * Methakos ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[14:48:32] <Excal|WoW> > . <
[14:50:01] * Methakos ([email protected]) has left #darkgalaxy
[14:53:24] * Excal|WoW is now known as Excal|doctors

<cobraR478> w00t
<cobraR478> i won
<Avengeful> hehehe
<grapey> told me what you were doing?
<Avengeful> racing me at masturbation
<grapey> um
<Avengeful> on webcam
<SirOlli> LOL
<Avengeful> he won though :(
<grapey> oy
<grapey> ya big tease
<cobraR478> i pwned him
<Avengeful> O:)
<Avengeful> LMAO
<Avengeful> ya he squirted all over the cam
<Avengeful> i was like DAMN! i was almost there too
<Avengeful> he had porn though, i only had a victorias secret catelog
<cobraR478> i take that crap seriously
<Avengeful> ya he ruled, damn
<grapey> you know i would love to put that up as a quote on chatspike but i'll refrain :p
<SirOlli> I think i will
<cobraR478> ill do it of you dont

<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel

[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

11:31:47 [~Hisakata] !sync
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.

(%Om) I need two birthday presents :<
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong

(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)

<+`Node_Scripting> I'm designing it to do most every command on IRC without being cluttered or complicated. The code is bulky but presents a nice layout. It'll do for me :P
<+`Node_Scripting> And I've just realised I've spelt my name wrong

On #Chatspike.......

Part 1
[15:26] *** sesso_di_estremita is now known as cockle
[15:27] * coco scrolls up and thanks Jazza for the +v with come cookies and milk
[15:27] * Ave|pissy grabs the cookies and milk
[15:28] * coco slaps veggies hand
[15:28] * Ave|pissy slaps coco
[15:28] <Ave|pissy> dun mess wif me woman
[15:28] <coco> ooo i'm so scared P
[15:28] <Karate|AFK> hush lil boy
[15:28] <Karate|AFK>
[15:29] <coco> heya karate
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> loya
[15:29] * Ave|pissy grabs a bucket of ice water and dumps it on rateh's head
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> ta, its a bit hot in here
[15:29] * Ave|pissy takes the cookies and gobbles em up real fast in coco's face
[15:29] *** cockle is now known as Master_Bates
[15:29] * coco thinks veggie is the one that needs a cold shower
[15:29] <Ave|pissy> yes i do
[15:30] <Ave|pissy> roflmao
[15:30] * Karate|AFK punches veggie in hte gut n makes him barf up all the cookies into a trashcan
[15:30] * Ave|pissy still liked the italian one cob