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#1747 (-2)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2013-09-22 09:21:25
[10:19] <%Olli> careful where you aim that thing!

Taking things out of context is so much fun.
#1585 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-25 03:59:52
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> ....and cue ElderKain showing in up in.... 3... 2...
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> Hmm... didn't work there.
[22:57] * ElderKain ([email protected]) has joined #licca-fansubs
[22:57] * ChanServ gives voice to ElderKain
[22:57] <ElderKain> ello ello ^.^ Right on time ^.^
#854 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-07-26 22:25:21
<tomandy> heres a tip for studying
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
#414 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-09 21:19:02
<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
#968 (1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-15 01:37:01
<@typobox43> excuse me
<@typobox43> i keel u. kekekeke
#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

...

04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.
#559 (3)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-05-16 21:57:44
(@Beer) what invisible people?
@Beer can't see them
#1763 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-10-28 16:10:46
<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy
#1480 (-3)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-12 02:17:31
<~SnoFox> Quack.
<~SnoFox> Quack quack.
<+goose> honk.
<+goose> honk honk.
<+hello2u> hello.
<+hello2u> hello hello.
#1196 (2)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-10-06 15:07:56
[15:00] <Alexx> Of the many laws i've broken, nailing someone underage isn't one of them. But when i'm 50 If i can score a 16/17 year old...Damn right i'll take it, just hope it explodes my heart so i can die doing the thing i love
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends