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#510 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-06 14:33:52
* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean
#973 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-17 01:52:02
<Star|Away> MAJIC
<Star|Away> I LOVE YOU.
<Star|Away> SEX SEX SEX SEX.
<Majic> . . .
<Tarwen|Sleeping> lol
<Majic> That's so quoted, no one will ever believe I had a slave.
#755 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-21 05:35:43
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I am not flexible by my standards, but I am far more flexible than average
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I can get 4 inches from my dick
<Karate|AFK> whats average?, not beingable to bend at the waist?
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> if I didnt have a small dick, I coudl reach it
<Gildindaimoth> lmfao
#398 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-04 21:00:38
* Craig was kicked by Azhrarn (FLooding (1 idiocy in 10s))
#811 (3)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 19:12:44
<Andres> boredom...
<Andres> boredom...
* Joe fucks Andres in the ass.
* Andres slaps Joe with a Ugly-Thing-Not-Worthy-To-Be-Named
<Andres> an*
* Joe eats the thing
<Andres> No!!1
#774 (1)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-02 07:29:33
<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p
#1071 (-1)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-18 01:27:29
<Quinn> but you have the whole stock of them
<{}> I do? Where?
<Quinn> look at your name...
<Funcokler_Xerow> :D
<{}> ahhh, ASCII organs.
<Quinn> it's <{}> for friggin' sake...
<{}> I get it, I'm a pussy?
<Funcokler_Xerow> 8====D
<Quinn> maybe...
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> Hey Fun, Why the long face?
<Funcokler_Xerow> well, it was supposed to be a penis
<Funcokler_Xerow> but I guess it PHAILS
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> you people forget...
<Quinn> The penis is a head...
<Quinn> therfore it has a face :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> XD
<Funcokler_Xerow> I did forget
<Quinn> figures :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> thinking with the wrong head, I guess
<Quinn> lol
* {} is now known as Mil
<Mil> I am sorry for taking your precious vagina away.
<Mil> Shoyuld I kick myself now?
<Quinn> no
<Quinn> cause it would hurt now that you have balls again...
<Quinn> err
<Quinn> wait...
<Quinn> screw that
* Mil was kicked by Quinn (Kicked in the nuts for 2 dangely points!)
<Funcokler_Xerow> :o
#1396 (2)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2009-10-14 03:10:56
<Sanity> Now I'm wet.
<Sanity> Er.
<Sanity> Not in a good way.
#501 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2005-03-25 08:17:35
* Togy has joined #chatting_naked
<Lowlife> hi togy
* Alexx pokes togy
* Lowlife pokes Alexx
<Togy> moo
* Lowlife milks togy
<Togy> eek
<Lowlife> well, you said moo, implying that you are a cow, and everyone knows cows need to be relieved of their milk or they will rupture their
<Lowlife> uhm
<Lowlife> boozem
<Lowlife> :p
<Alexx> funny...those cows in the fields with no farmers to milk them seem to be doing quite well without being milked..
<Lowlife> well, that's cause of the milk production being kept active by withdrawing milk
<Lowlife> also, normally, when animals are producing milk, they can not be furtilized
<Lowlife> that's like that with humans too
<Lowlife> and in nature, once the calf stops drinking the milk
<Lowlife> the production stops
<Alexx> you have the discovery channel dont you
#1725 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 19:33:14
[20:31:54] <+Mariena> Sporks, forget sex
[20:31:55] <Sporks> sex is gone from my mind, Mariena
[20:31:58] <+Mariena> Cheers
[20:32:01] <%Olli> D:
[20:32:02] <+Cat> everyone agrees with sex
[20:32:03] <%Olli> poor sporks
[20:32:06] <Elfangor> Sporks, who told you about sex?
[20:32:07] <Sporks> Sorry Elfangor I don't know what sex is.
[20:32:10] <Elfangor> >_>\