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#1145 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2007-06-23 15:32:53
<Archy`> apparently when i was drunk at a mates 18th i kissed his mother
<Archy`> though i really can't remember that happening
<Olli> guy richie's mother?
<Archy`> and it's so not like me
<Archy`> i wish. from what i remember she looks like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory
<Archy`> only reason i can see why i done it was as a dare
<Archy`> or just because i was blind drunk *shrugs*
<Archy`> hence why i never get drunk anymore :P
<Archy`> well, blind drunk atleast
<Archy`> aaaand on that note, lets pretend i never said any of the above lines
<Olli> ok, now you've done it

pretend whatever you wish, mate ;)
#777 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-04 19:42:35
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
#29 (0)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 05:29:31
<Hart> Again, you miss the whole point
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p
#565 (2)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 20:19:57
<FatChops> Knock knock!
<Jarred> come on in
<FatChops> Tiny
<Jarred> come on in Tiny
<FatChops> No, you ruined it
<FatChops> !
<Jarred> ruined what?
<FatChops> ruined the joke!
<Jarred> that was a joke?
<Jarred> It wasn't very funny.
#927 (-3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-03 06:16:36
* fire_ice_2035 throws asprin at majic
* Prozac throws himself at fire_ice_2035
* fire_ice_2035 evades
* Prozac humps
* fire_ice_2035 blocks
* Prozac rapes
* Majic plays Tetris
* fire_ice_2035 blocks more
* Majic fits the blocks into neat patterns.
* fire_ice_2035 perrys and kicks prozac in the face
* Prozac blocks the blocks
* Prozac parries fire_ice_2035's perrys
* fire_ice_2035 evades
#534 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 04:08:55
Bot fun in trivia!

[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] Weebl��And��Bob��Insults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
[13:08:45] <@NoMorePie> [ Birthdayw00t Was correct with: Wanker ]
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[13:08:46] -ChanServ:#cerealkiller- OP command used for NoMorePie by NoMorePie
[13:08:46] * @RefereeBot shoves a snowball in Birthdayw00t's mouth, shush you!
[13:08:46] * @RefereeBot washes out NoMorePie's mouth with soap and mud
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#180 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:03:18
<Yeti> i keep getting kicked from server
<Rebs> y?
<Rebs> whats the reason given?
<Yeti> Reason: Kicked
#1327 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-11 16:07:24
08/11@15:55:19 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> hmm
08/11@15:55:24 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> you want me to type what?
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> :p
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+X-Ception> a guide on avoiding irc perverts


Poor Lowie... :(
#621 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-08-05 08:12:06
(@w00t) Olli, can I hop at least? :p
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*Olli watches in delight
(+Olli) better than tv :)
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-�� -zoidberg.chatspike.net-w00t invited Olli into the channel.
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(Olli) wohoo :) interactive tv!
#157 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:37
[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> heh, fist coma, then highwater
[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> err.
[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> FIRST coma
[23:19] <HighWater> lol, no I'm fine ^_^
[23:19] <Dr_Kev> OMG
[23:19] <Dr_Kev> LOL
[23:19] <Coma> :|
[23:20] * Pinky gets the lube
[23:20] * Coma runs