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#1249 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-12 11:26:59
08/12@11:17:31 * #chatspike/Karate was grooming her stuffed monkey
#1619 (0)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2011-06-20 17:53:48
[12:53:08] <Doodle> I like to lick the shit from the assholes of farm animals
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#472 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-03-08 06:19:18
(06:21:37) (feshmania) isn't it amazing how people can just talk to each other in chat
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO
#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

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04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.
#1379 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-29 00:47:45
<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
#599 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-18 08:44:12
<w00t> Olli, have i progressed to halfopping you yet? ;)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
#1562 (5)
Posted by Olli @ 2010-12-29 14:08:12
<InitHello> packing penis!
<Kumi> oh sweet jesus it's massive


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#98 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:34
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> Ib3N, my friend was looking through my mIRC downloaded pics
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and she saw yours
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and wondered wtf I am doing with gay porn!
[08:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:10] <Ib3N> LOL
#1098 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2007-03-02 02:24:02
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[02:17:02] <Nazca> anyone interested in giving a recomendation on a nicely featured blog package with decent layout customisation?
[02:18:37] <eth0> yes
[02:18:53] * eth0 hands Nazca a notebook and a pen
[02:19:00] <eth0> thar we go ;)
[02:19:03] <ThePopeSVCD> lol
[02:21:12] <ed> :D
[02:21:39] <Tristan> lol!