* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


No further comment

03:28:35 [%LinDaa] the police warned us about a violent offender living in vancouver
03:28:50 +Xitel would like to state for the record that he doesn't live in Vancouver

<[Brain]> like buggery?
<[Brain]> no i dont :p
* Guest19182 has joined #chatspike
<Elf> aw brain
<ViviAway> lol
<Elf> dont mock what u aint tried :P
<ViviAway> :o
* Guest19182 has left #chatspike
<[Brain]> so youve tried it? :P
<Elf> ok that was a bit 2 far really
* Elf shup's
<Elf> n no btw :P
<cab86> LOL
<[Brain]> aww crap so much for that quotes opertunity

[20:36] <Stealth> My friend sends me a snapchat of her feet on tile saying "Guess where I am"
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like

[21:46] * BigD slaps [Brain] around a bit with a large trout
[21:46] * [Brain] slaps BigD around a bit with an enormous walleye
[21:46] <[Brain]> shup :P
[21:46] <BigD> 0_0
[21:47] <BigD> :P
[21:47] <BigD> i need powah !
[21:47] <BigD> lol
[21:47] <BigD> ./kill [DE]Ishmael
[21:47] <BigD> oops :D
[21:48] <[DE]Ishamael> lol n00b
[21:49] <[DE]Ishamael> that wouldn't work anyway ;P
[21:49] * BigD slaps [DE]Ishamael around a bit with a large trout
[21:49] <BigD> blammo
[21:50] *** Hawk|away ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:50] *** BigD ([email protected]) Quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn ([DE]Ishmael... oops wrong nick... I should really read before hitting enter :D))

[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night

<Asdolin|TheMovies> I dreamt I was having sex with men with both vaginas and penises and in the dream, I wasnt even bothered
<John> ...
<Menelaus> ...

<Libido> sorry to here the news
<Harliquin> what news?
<Harliquin> With much regret, I announce the following...
<Harliquin> THE FLYING TIGERS are DISBANDING
<Harliquin> i'm guessing, read it after u sed :P
<Ish|aweh> your slow
<[BRC]Bracchus> and you're super quick Ish
<[BRC]Bracchus> no wonder you're single :P
<Ish|aweh> oh you practised on that joke :P
<Libido> lol
<[BRC]Bracchus> no, it was a sperm of the moment thing

--> Vuvuzela ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Vuvuzela> BZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ
BZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZ
BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ
<weedot> FFFFFF
<weedot> FFFF
<weedot> FFFFF
<weedot> FFFUUUU
<weedot> UUUUUU
<Doc> I will cut you
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*@ChatSpike-38976c4f.fios.verizon.net]
<-- Higurashi has kicked Vuvuzela from #chatspike (Higurashi)
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +vv Adremelech totoro]
<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg

10:14:43 PM <+Brain> LaptopExcal: you buy from the virgin shop? its a lie.
10:14:48 PM <+Brain> they NEVER sell any virgins.
10:15:02 PM <HighWater> yeah, every girl there has already been used