PM with Majic
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<jackmcbarn> i have a deal
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<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> wow twice in a row
<jackmcbarn> are you a bot?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> lol
<jackmcbarn> i think you are a bot
<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> can you say anything but "No. :P"?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> youre annoying, no?
<Majic> No. :p
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Majic is a bot who can only say "No. :p"

<Vivikins> what a meanie
<^MeM^> lol
<Vivikins> you did
<Vivikins> my ass mem
<^MeM^> several times
<^MeM^> and it was good
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> you did
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> my ass mem
<Vivikins> omg
<Dr_Kev> damn
<Dr_Kev> beat me :S
<Beer> lmao
<^MeM^> you left yourself wide open for that :p
<Vivikins> oooooooooooooooooh worse quote of the year and the year has just begun ><'
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> she would be wide open after that ;p
<Hart> lol

22:28:09 [+Hisakata] Because you touch yourself at night.
22:28:59 [@dz] hardly

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<Emily> And how are you this afternoon, Puppeteer_Putin?
<Puppeteer_Putin> Well thank you, Em!
<Puppeteer_Putin> Enjoying the slightly chilly weather on this side of the country!
<Puppeteer_Putin> And yourself?
<X> Psst.
<X> Emily is where_
<Puppeteer_Putin> where, you dirty whore.

[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly

[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more

* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner

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<~Sanity> >:(
<~Lizzy> lol
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<+Xhu> Heh.
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<~goose> any questions?
<~Sanity> .
-!- goose was kicked from #internet by Sanity [!]
<~Sanity> Best idea/10
<+Xhu> That's more like an answer.
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<~Lizzy> LOOOOOOOOOL
<+Xhu> And _that_ is pretty much the final word.

<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
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<Herbstwind> ok, removed

[21:20] <Slapstick> so 911 was a government setup you agree
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Stupidest joke ever made. Congrats. *mod this based on your thoughts about SlapStick*