-Global- From Brain: WARNING!!! DO NOT LET DR_KEV EXAMINE YOUR PENIS! HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR AND YOU CANT DIAGNOSE HERPES BY NOSE LENGTH!

Ten seconds later in #nintendo...

<digipen89> anyone else get the global message?

04:01 ed oh my god...
04:01 ed i could convert the control stick into a pipe fitting

* Majic has joined #til
* Quinn gives Majic a cookie
<Magnus> Arr Majic
<Quinn> cookie chat
* Quinn gives Magnus a cookie
<Magnus> Majic: http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1268&l=3
<Magnus> Yay
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> WAHAHAHA!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1266&l=3
<Majic> :D
<Quinn> HEY!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1095&l=3
<Quinn> >.>>
<Quinn> wrong one...
<Majic> lol, those are so weird... :D
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=952&l=3
<Quinn> there
<Majic> ahahah, just saw the last one. :D
<Majic> omg, you are all boners!
<Majic> er...
<Majic> stoners*
<Quinn> LOL
<Majic> I need a new keybloard....
<Majic> keyboard...*
<Quinn> I have to learn to QuoteSpike!

(the links were to Top Ten and New Ten Quotespike. look em up... if you dare :P)

-Global- From Craig: We are sorry to announce, that according to UK NHS Records, Craig died on April the 14th. He will be missed.. (Seriously, according to records.. i'm dead.. I think that makes me immortal :/)

<Craig> i found out earlier today
<Raptor> can i have your network? O:)
<Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D
* Hen chuckles
<Azumarill> rofl Craig
<Phase> nice craig
* Hen has left #chatspike
<SirOlli> <Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D <- that's where the smell's coming from...

[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> I can stick a needle through my cheek. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Kind of cool. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Was trying to pop a pimple...but....I think I went too deep. :<
[11:11] * Majic|Irssi has very few pimples btw. :P
[11:13] <peavey> pop a pimple with a needle?
[11:13] <peavey> that is utter retarted, you do know that
[11:13] <Majic|Irssi> ...

[05:02:48] <+ed> whats the command to kick everyone from a room?
[05:03:01] <+ed> and dont say /quit
[05:03:15] <+ed> and anyone who says it for irony's sake, you aren't funny
[05:03:20] <+ed> :P
[05:03:59] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect ?
[05:04:13] <+ed> ....
[05:04:17] <+ed> no, really
[05:04:21] <+ed> is it /clear
[05:04:23] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect all, should do it
[05:04:25] <+ed> i mean
[05:04:36] <@w00t[hl2> if you're using mirc
[05:04:37] <+ed> -.-
[05:04:45] -> [ed] VERSION
[05:04:47] [ed VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 Khaled Mardam-Bey
[05:04:48] <@w00t[hl2> which you are
[05:04:56] <@w00t[hl2> (upgrade to 6.2 sometime btw)
[05:05:01] <+ed> mm
[05:05:15] * +ed ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: G-Lined: You are banned from this network (Fondling Boo's chest))
[05:05:22] * ed ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[05:05:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v ed
[05:05:29] <+ed> penis
[05:05:46] <@w00t[hl2> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
[05:05:48] * +ed cockslaps w00t and smears cockcheese all over his smarmy face
[05:05:50] <@w00t[hl2> you actually did it
[05:05:57] <@w00t[hl2> omfg!!
[05:05:58] <+ed> shut up cockbender :p

[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week

(@Peng|Gone) Om :o
(@Om) Peng o:
(@Peng|Gone) ^^
(@Peng|Gone) Lets make a shiny new halfop :o
(@Om) :o
(@Om) Take a pinch of voice...
(@Om) Mix it with blue shiny stuff :o
(@Peng|Gone) Yep...
(@Peng|Gone) Archy` is showering... possibly in shiny blue stuff ;o
(@Om) Good thinking :o
(@Peng|Gone) and he has some voice about him
(@Om) aye
(@Peng|Gone) Any other ingredients?
(@Peng|Gone) A hate of n00bs...
(@Peng|Gone) got it
(@Om) Genius
(@Peng|Gone) A propencity to spell correctly...
(@Peng|Gone) yep
(@Om) And the blessing of ChanServ
(@Om) ChanServ Archy` moved to #omnia HOP list.
(@Peng|Gone) A tendancy towards possibly kicking people for no reason....
(@Peng|Gone) :D
(@Om) We got that too :o

------Edit By Archy`-----
Ta by the way. :P

<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family

[00:13] <j> Isn't there an emotional damage form I can fill out, or something?
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen