[11:08] * DarkSide twiddles Mem's nips
[11:08] <DarkSide> oh shit
[11:08] * Gadeia is now known as Gadaway
[11:08] <DarkSide> lol
[11:08] <DarkSide> srry viv

<Cow> *_*
<Cow> what happens when you blow inside a real doll? :S
<Alfred> they die? :/
<Cow> does it get all crusty
<Alfred> oh you mean that blow
<Cow> yea
<Alfred> i think you hafta tell em theyre a skanky hoe, and that they need a shower...
<Cow> nah serious
<Cow> do you stick a toilet brush up em?
<Cow> because i know for sure
<Cow> i would eat it out

@Kisrah slaps people who use HTML were it was never meant to be used.
(+mmind) <font color="#FF0000">Yeah, I <b>hate</b> when people use HTML where it was never meant to be used.</font><br>

[16:10:40] <@Pete> See if you can part the seas this time you jewish bastard
[16:10:44] *** (Part) Moses ([email protected]) has left #omnia (Red Sea)

[15:13:33] <JelleW> Its raining shit here
And on another day...
[15:05:57] <JelleW> ITS RAINING SHIT, ICE AND WATER HERE

[13:11] <Archy`> I don't think my dads quite got the hang of technology..."Michael. They do a wireless mouse mat for 9.99" ".......o...k....."

Dec 09 21:11:39 <LinDaa> baby come back to me, baby come back to me..
Dec 09 21:11:44 <LinDaa> come back , ill be everything u need
Dec 09 21:11:44 <Alchemist> oke
Dec 09 21:11:49 * Alchemist goes to LinDaa
Dec 09 21:11:59 <LinDaa> lol
Dec 09 21:11:59 * Duck blocks Alchemist
Dec 09 21:12:04 <Duck> LINDA, I'M HERE FOR YOU
Dec 09 21:12:10 <LinDaa> duck <3
Dec 09 21:12:12 * Alchemist goes Duck hunting
Dec 09 21:12:19 <LinDaa> Alchemist <3
Dec 09 21:12:19 <Duck> oh... crap...
Dec 09 21:12:24 * bluaki grabs the NES and light gun

<~Tarwen> ROFLMFAO
<~Tarwen> I can't believe reverse psychology still works with John
<&Beer> what did you do, tell him not to make coffee? :p
<~Tarwen> Pretty much
<~Tarwen> I was like "hmmm, might make a pot of coffee, will you make me one?"
<~Tarwen> "Another one?!"
<~Tarwen> "Yeah..."
<~Tarwen> "Why!?"
<~Tarwen> "Because I drank the last one?"
<~Tarwen> "No way"
<~Tarwen> "Ahh, nevermind I'll make it myself"
<~Tarwen> "don't bother making it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I'm gonna make it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I want to make it now, it's fine!"
<~Tarwen> "No! I'm making it!"
<~Tarwen> "Not if I make it first!"
<~Tarwen> He runs to the kitchen
<~Tarwen> pot of coffee is on
<&Beer> lol
<@Atomsk> hahahaha dumb ass
<~Tarwen> He's 14 now?
<@Atomsk> *hot scolded cafinated ass
<~Tarwen> I have to quote that, future reference ;P
<@Atomsk> heh, poor kid
<@Atomsk> so easly duped

*caffeinated Atomsk :P

[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!

[17:38] * +Shawn looks at Duck
[17:45] <%FallingUp> So you're into webbed feet now?
[17:47] <+Shawn> .-.
[17:47] <+Doc> hahaha!