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#354 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-10 18:17:15
<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
#890 (1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-08-16 00:33:14
<Vasindi> I can't wait to start my new job tomorrow.
<Vasindi> Well. I won't actually be doing *real* work. it's more like an apprenticeship for the first two weeks
<Sabriel> in?
<tomandy> law?
<Vasindi> XD
<Vasindi> I wish.
<Vasindi> I'm learning cookie decorating
#295 (5)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-20 20:01:22
#lamer

<mmind> yes. you're all a bunch of lamers
<mmind> i'm glad i'm not in this channel
<mmind> wait
#531 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-04-25 00:28:29
[00:12:46] %Ordie notices two adults seeing a stupid almost sex-chat show, while saying "this program is stupid" "yes, clearly no sense at all" "idiotic" but watching it carefully.
[00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe
[00:14:58] [+Surfer|AFK] [00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe <-- Pr0n?
[00:15:03] [%Ordie] No.
[00:15:04] [%Ordie] Like
[00:15:09] [%Ordie] It's some kind of talk show
[00:15:10] [+Surfer|AFK] It's pr0n isn't it?
[00:15:30] [%Ordie] But a girl is describing her "first lesbian experience"
[00:15:35] [+Surfer|AFK] ahhh
[00:15:38] [+Surfer|AFK] lesbian pr0n
[00:15:40] [+Surfer|AFK] :)
[00:15:43] [%Ordie] ...
#1157 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-20 06:51:36
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (Changing hosts)
joins: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (77 users)
<I_Hump_Goats> What
<+xevix> LOL
<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<~FrostyCoolSlug> feeling like a cheap whore
<~FrostyCoolSlug> you?
<+Tarwen> contradictory!
<I_Hump_Goats> Hey fix me quick
<I_Hump_Goats> Mom is coming!
<+Wave> good, then she'll know the truth
<+Tarwen> rofl
<+Adremelech> roflcopter :D
<I_Hump_Goats> FrostyCoolSlug help
<~FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not going anywhere near you
<~FrostyCoolSlug> :p
<+Adremelech> I_Hump_Goats, /nick usually changes your nick :P
<I_Hump_Goats> 0140 raw 44 Can't change nickname while on #nintendo (+N is set)
<I_Hump_Goats> what
<+Adremelech> and to change your host just identify again
<+Adremelech> then leave the channel, duh :P
<I_Hump_Goats> how do I bold my text
<+Adremelech> ctrl+B
<+LV15GAMER> /quit
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
#517 (0)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-04-14 21:45:01
<@Pete> Woo.. Go UK
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising

________________________

For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p
#138 (2)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 10:53:05
<Craig> my programming tutor told me thta i was better at the language he was teaching than he is :/
<Larkin> heh
<Larkin> why do you get a teacher then buddy?
<grapey> hehe
* Dekar sets mode: +vv Larkin sawfish_
* sawfish_ is now known as Sawfish
<kharne> Lo Dekar
<Craig> untill about a 2 weeks ago, i avoided the language
<Dekar> lo
<Craig> i kinda picked it up over night though
<Craig> :/
<kharne> lol
* TheBigS is now known as TheBigCiv
<grapey> must suck to be so smart....
* grapey rolls her eyes
<grapey> hehe
<Craig> pfft :p
<Craig> i'm not smart
<Craig> :p
<Beer> we know ;)
<Craig> just clarifying :p
#1560 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-12-13 23:00:50
<DukePyrolator> Windows servers are very secure. You can't hack a server thats down.
#1780 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-26 18:46:47
<islam_the_allah> why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?
<%FallingUp> "why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?" <-- Because it's no fun watching sand dunes explode.
#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD