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<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy
12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/
fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/
fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p
[19:09] <Ish|aweh> i'm comming i'm comming
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten
[23:38:08] * Ish|aweh thinks ppl which have nicks starting with a C have problems
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low
<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
[06:01:47] <Karate> soi came home just now and i realy hadda pee
[06:01:59] <Karate> and i went to use the toilet
[06:02:04] <Karate> and it had lotsa poo and toilet paper in it
[06:02:08] <Karate> and im like ok...now waht?
[06:02:14] <Karate> i dont wanan flush it and have it overflow or soemthing
[06:02:21] <Karate> so i turned on the shower and peed in the shower
[06:01:59] <Karate> and i went to use the toilet
[06:02:04] <Karate> and it had lotsa poo and toilet paper in it
[06:02:08] <Karate> and im like ok...now waht?
[06:02:14] <Karate> i dont wanan flush it and have it overflow or soemthing
[06:02:21] <Karate> so i turned on the shower and peed in the shower
<Marie> you did good ;)
<Marie> came in a bit hard though
<Alfred> craig, u did more than i did
<Marie> should have taken it slower
<Marie> i\'m making this sound dodgy :(
<Marie> came in a bit hard though
<Alfred> craig, u did more than i did
<Marie> should have taken it slower
<Marie> i\'m making this sound dodgy :(
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...
[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
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<Majic> :D
<Majic> That's just too much fun. :D
<Star> hahaha
<Majic> :D
<Star> he'll come back too
<Star> and then go "DOUBLE U TEE EFF?!"
<Majic> ahaha
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<Majic> :D
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<Star> :D
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<Majic> :D
<Majic> That's just too much fun. :D
<Star> hahaha
<Majic> :D
<Star> he'll come back too
<Star> and then go "DOUBLE U TEE EFF?!"
<Majic> ahaha
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<Majic> :D
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<Star> :D
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<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
