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[08:15] <John> Anyone know how to flash a firmware drive?
[08:15] <Omni> Well, first, take off your pants..
[08:15] <Omni> Well, first, take off your pants..
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[20:14] <Togy> Blueyonder is evil, i want my webspace dammit!
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[20:14] <Togy> Blueyonder is evil, i want my webspace dammit!
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12:13.42 ( +Andres ) Going out with two chicks.
12:13.44 ( +Andres ) Bai for nao
12:13.52 . Andres ( [email protected] ) has quit IRC ( [CS] Quit: Delicious little quit message. )
12:13.59 ( ~Hisakata ) He means he's going to masturbate using both hands.
12:14.11 ( +Franziska ) One in each hole.
12:14.18 ( @Novajam ) Well that just makes me feel wonderful and not insecure at all.
12:14.43 ( +Franziska ) He's such a woman.
12:13.44 ( +Andres ) Bai for nao
12:13.52 . Andres ( [email protected] ) has quit IRC ( [CS] Quit: Delicious little quit message. )
12:13.59 ( ~Hisakata ) He means he's going to masturbate using both hands.
12:14.11 ( +Franziska ) One in each hole.
12:14.18 ( @Novajam ) Well that just makes me feel wonderful and not insecure at all.
12:14.43 ( +Franziska ) He's such a woman.
<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far
<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame
[21:30] <Cosmic-Banana> Never gonna' tell a lie and hurt you.
[21:30] <@Nanu> Next verse?
[21:30] <@Nanu> Weve know each other for so long
[21:30] <Cosmic-Banana> You heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
[21:31] <@Nanu> Inside we both know what's been going on,
[21:31] <Cosmic-Banana> We know the game and we're gonna' play it.
[21:32] <@Nanu> And if you ask me how I'm felling...
[21:32] <Cosmic-Banana> Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[21:32] <@Nanu> Okay.
[21:32] <@Nanu> The rest is the chorus.
[21:32] <@Nanu> And Rick yelling
[21:33] <Maggie> But my Mom got scared and say "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle down in Bel-Air!
[21:30] <@Nanu> Next verse?
[21:30] <@Nanu> Weve know each other for so long
[21:30] <Cosmic-Banana> You heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
[21:31] <@Nanu> Inside we both know what's been going on,
[21:31] <Cosmic-Banana> We know the game and we're gonna' play it.
[21:32] <@Nanu> And if you ask me how I'm felling...
[21:32] <Cosmic-Banana> Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[21:32] <@Nanu> Okay.
[21:32] <@Nanu> The rest is the chorus.
[21:32] <@Nanu> And Rick yelling
[21:33] <Maggie> But my Mom got scared and say "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle down in Bel-Air!
<@kujoe> Karate is a guy right?
05:28:30 <+TerrorBite> for a moment there I thought I was in a furry chat room
05:28:43 <+TerrorBite> but it's just chatspike
05:28:43 <+TerrorBite> but it's just chatspike
<&danieldg> karma c
<Sporks> c has a karma of 1571
<Sporks> c has a karma of 1571
<Kumi> Tearing down the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike?
<pigeon_of_doom> That is FAR too impressive a description of where_'s battering ram, Kumi.
OOC ftw. Kinda ruins my images of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell now, though. ;-;
<pigeon_of_doom> That is FAR too impressive a description of where_'s battering ram, Kumi.
OOC ftw. Kinda ruins my images of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell now, though. ;-;
