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#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles
#225 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:34
[3:37pm] * @Sub-Cool presses on [Brain]'s G spot
[3:37pm] * +[Brain] moans
[3:37pm] <+[Brain]> :p
[3:37pm] <@Sub-Cool> that was so wrong lol
#1263 (-1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-06-08 21:05:02
<macgyverdgi> oh, sorry to read that, I now hate that women
<macgyverdgi> :(
<Creator|Laptop> good
<macgyverdgi> we men have to stick together
<Bricker> fags
#486 (1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-20 14:03:15
<General_Crespin> I hate shaving and then looking in the mirror after I get out of the shower and seeing I missed a spot.
#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#542 (5)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-05-02 21:13:30
@Kisrah slaps people who use HTML were it was never meant to be used.
(+mmind) <font color="#FF0000">Yeah, I <b>hate</b> when people use HTML where it was never meant to be used.</font><br>
#1704 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-08-14 02:42:45
[20:36] <Socair> I don't want to sleep
[20:37] <Socair> I want full fat
[20:37] <Socair> ...
[20:37] <ab3ju> ...
[20:37] <Socair> AndroIRC, we need to talk about you stealing words
[20:37] <Empireth> ...
[20:37] <Empireth> Kumo, you have weird kinks.
#407 (2)
Posted by Dave @ 2005-01-07 01:08:49
* dotcomguy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* dotcomguy has quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You have an open proxy, dotcomguy (OPM). Please visit www.blitzed.org/proxy?ip=(IP Hidden) for more information.))
<Mech> ROFL
<Mech> I wonder if that was the real dotcomguy...:D
<Pitfan> I hope so, it's much more funny that way
<Dave> i think that's him
<typobox43> yeah, that was him. ;)

Not even IRCops are above the scan.
#109 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:43:03
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> i am following the discussion in darkgalaxy
[21:51] <Togy> im just trying to get through it
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> hehe
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> its hard
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> a lot has been said
* Looking up kittaway user info...
[21:52] <Coolspirit> its interesting :)))))))
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> you missed a lot :)
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> but martel, ol, brain AND craig are talking lol
[21:53] <Togy> yeah i know
[21:53] <Togy> im a bit freaked out
[21:53] <Togy> it takes something of astronomical perportions to get that many ircops to talk at the same time
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)