Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#1712 (5)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-09-19 04:14:53
[21:49] <FallingUp> Mother-to-daughter womb transplant 'success' in Sweden - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19637156
[21:49] <FallingUp> "Doctors caution they will not consider the operations successful unless the women achieve pregnancy."
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> Oh, they're doing that now?
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> I've got a uterus I'm not using
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] heit nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


compare: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=772&r=2&l=5
#1597 (3)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-04-23 19:37:53
<Eithne> Uh. We were talking about my possible death and destruction, and then I rebooted.
<Cathartis> you can regenerate, right?
#732 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2006-02-06 00:44:07
<Odin> there was karate and sR
<w00t> hm
<w00t> someone mention vampires?
<w00t> cool.
...
<Odin> atleast you didnt say "did someone mention witches?"

Heard on the testnet - *hides*
#793 (3)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-06-04 10:57:09
<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"
#1180 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-09-13 05:17:24
[05:12:58] <Riv_Griffen> lol, a chick could sneeze near me and I'd prob cum :P

*would pay to see that*
#431 (-1)
Posted by Steely @ 2005-01-15 21:56:57
(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol
#821 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-06-28 21:09:46
<Ib> I want a Dell XPS
<ol> yuk
<Ib> looks phat
<ol> I don't like the cases on those
<Ib> hah
<ol> looks like it lost a fight with a klingon
-------------------
This is the case in question..
http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/m1710?c=no&cs=nobsdt1&l=no&s=bsd
#1598 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2011-04-24 19:58:41
(ol) rawr
(Chris) NO
(Chris) NO RAWR FOR YOu
(clueless) Rawr~
(Chris) That is acceptable

... A few moments later...

* ol stabs Chris
(ol) rawr!
<-- Quits: Chris [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
* Lizzy RAWRZ @ ol
(Lizzy) see what u did!!!!
(Balthy) tsk tsk
#864 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-02 08:45:06
<w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :))))
<w00t[phone> ehm
<w00t[phone> wrong window
<w00t[phone> bad client
<Majic> w00t, I dare you to yell "BOOOOOOOOOOMB!"
* w00t[phone smacks
<Star> hahaha
<Star> XD
<Majic> or..."LIPBALM!!!!"
<Majic> :p
<ed> lmfao
* w00t[phone hides
<Majic> Dare you. :p
<ed> [08:40:12] <w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :)))) <-- aww so is yours w00t :)))) <3
<Star> it would've been better if he had said "your penis is so long" or something
<xptek> LOL
<w00t[phone> fuck you
<Majic> Triple-dog dare you.
<w00t[phone> all.
<Star> that would be my quit message until the day I die.
<xptek> w00t's just mad because he has bad hair.
* Majic plays with w00ts hair.
<w00t[phone> with a 25 inch rubber dick.