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#701 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-11-28 21:22:36
(%w00teh) more that all the girls where i live suck :/
(@ol) not a bad place to be
(+Star) Ooh, kinky.
(@Beer) w00t, surely that's not a bad thing? ;)

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#1308 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-04-20 02:55:23
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
#298 (0)
Posted by typobox43 @ 2004-11-10 20:26:37
<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep
#936 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-09-08 23:14:36
--> FuckLife ([email protected]) has joined #metal-rules
<mordecai> :o
<cracklemonkey> Don't do it!
<FuckLife> i hate my friends
<mordecai> fag
<FuckLife> no iam not ask you mother
<FuckLife> *your
<mordecai> my mother is a man
<-- cracklemonkey has quit ([CS] Quit: Z:lined (I am a spamming dope))
<FuckLife> then you have some problems =\
<mordecai> maybe
<FuckLife> how old are you?
<mordecai> 19
<FuckLife> colage?
<mordecai> yes, and judging buy your spelling you need some too
<MynocK> lol
<-- FuckLife has quit ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)
#1015 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-08 04:09:42
[20:07] <Onimae> Good! That's how life is, Majic. In the end, we're all just flaming crotches.
[20:07] <Majic> 0.o
[20:07] * Kikai-CantSeeCrap perks up
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> did someone sy flaming crotches?
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> say*
[20:08] <Majic> Dude, that's so quoted.
[20:08] <Onimae> Why yes!
[20:08] <Onimae> Yes we did!
[20:08] <Andres> Woooo!
[20:08] <Onimae> Really? Sweet. That's my first :-p
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> :D
[20:08] <Sukitenma> don't forget the insaine breasts!
[20:08] <Majic> People will think you're all stoners. lol
[20:08] <Onimae> Bah.
[20:08] <Sukitenma> dose it look like i care? @_@
#780 (-1)
Posted by FBI @ 2006-05-06 17:55:51
<FBI> @___@
<@ol> bugger off
<@ol> this isn't your jurasdiction :p
<FBI> Yes it is
*** ol sets channel #chatspike mode +v FBI
* FBI pets ol
<@ol> ...
* FBI feels violated
<@ol> believe me, it isn't
* FBI blushes
<+FBI> >O<
<@ol> alright, who attacked the agent
#1115 (2)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-04-26 03:28:54
[05:25:23] <ProwDreams> Internet connection 15$ per month, Diet Coke 0.60$, an odd remark by Andres, Priceless.
#432 (3)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2005-01-16 22:05:58
<DarkLiege> what were you waiting for grapey?
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
#1594 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-17 04:23:49
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question

#1389 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-07 20:39:56
[16:14:18] <~Hisakata|Deaded> She does. I haven't plowed my fields for weeks.