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#117 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:59
Dr_Kevorkian: I do party tricks
ScrollLock: cool
Dr_Kevorkian: sing songs
Dr_Kevorkian: and serve drinks
Dr_Kevorkian: all at the same time
#502 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-02 12:34:52
* HAL has joined #bap
* ChanServ sets mode: +o HAL
<HAL> hi
<SirOlli> bye
<HAL> somthing i said?
<Primor> lol
<SirOlli> LOL
#1420 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-09 01:21:24
<+luigiman> If I use shutdown -r now, and the server does nothing, what does that mean?
<+Shawn> It didn't want to shutdown and you should try again later when it's more convinent for the server.
<+luigiman> I want it to restart.
<+Shawn> Maybe it doesn't want to restart. Computers have feelings too
#602 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-07-09 22:12:34
[21:48] <cab86|away> :/ my left wrist hurts
[21:49] <cab86|away> i'm not used to the positions...

...Looks like cab has been at the porn again...
#256 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:50
<Banshee> my son and i have big debates on who's the better vulcan
#1498 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-28 18:56:32
<~LaptopBrain> ever tried snake typo?
<&typobox43> no
<~LaptopBrain> want to?
<&typobox43> this feels like a trap
#1092 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2007-02-24 01:58:52
<ed> then i can use my favourite hitup line
<ed> 'ey up split-arse
<ed> :D
<ed> and on that note
*** Blankie has joined #soapspike
<ed> i'm off for a cig
#1250 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2008-07-07 20:29:48
<GayPenguin> who else is a spy? please get naked
<Tim> hi
<Tim> im nude
<Tim> now what
<Tim> how big is it
<GayPenguin> now stay like that please
<goose> O.o
<Tim> want to cyber
<Tim> asl
<goose> you two get a /query
<GayPenguin> we can cyber when i can be sure you wont tape this to publish on YouTube

====
who needs youtube, nowadays? :D
#480 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-03-16 10:41:57
from #opers
....
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> :/
<Azhrarn> err *ip
<Ib3N> TP
<Ib3N> I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
<Azhrarn> I AM CORNHOLIO
<Brain> TP TP TP!
<Ib3N> BUNGHOLIO
<Brain> IIII AM THE GREAT BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> BUNGHOLIOIOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> <sung like an arab prayer song>
* Azhrarn sleep now

..we're soo serious ;)
#540 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-30 18:51:25
* SirOlli spanks Brik
* Imstillmartin sets mode: +o SirOlli
* Imstillmartin spanks SirOlli once for punishment, and once for pleasure!
* SirOlli sets mode: -o Imstillmartin
* SirOlli sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-C3AEA1DA.ipt.aol.com
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* Imstillmartin was kicked by SirOlli (your punishment, my pleasure. no opping me.)
* SirOlli sets mode: -o SirOlli
-LoveServ- Ive just SPANKED you really hard but playfully, because Imstillmartin asked me to! ;)
<SirOlli> LMAO