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#1377 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-27 23:40:57
23:29:44 [+TheDollmaker] ^^
23:30:23 [+LoopyDood] Holy shit, a flying !

I lol'd.
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] heit nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


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#1346 (0)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-09-01 21:06:55
[20:53:34] <+Tril> Higurashi: do you have a sexy voice ? :o
[20:56:35] <%Higurashi> They say so, Tril.

<3
#635 (3)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-08-19 13:23:15
<Ib3N> there should be something called a emergency toothpick!
<Ib3N> whenever you need a toothpick caus something has stuck in your teeth but you cant get it out with your fingers... you should call someone and they should fly in a toothpick withing 5 minutes
<Ib3N> BLEH
<[OPA]Garafk> I had a toothpick being stuck in my teeth the other day
<[OPA]Garafk> took me a 2nd one to get the first one out
<[OPA]Garafk> :/
<Ib3N> hehe
#1416 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-30 23:00:55
[19:42] <&Majic> Quick: Who wants to be a victim?
[19:42] <Twilight-> me
[19:42] * Majic sets mode: +vvv NewClassic goose Twilight-
[19:42] <+Twilight-> me
[19:42] <+Twilight-> oh pick me
[19:42] * Disconnected
[19:42] ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Killed (Majic (Possible litmus trojan))]
#562 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-05-26 16:06:28
-Global- From Craig: We are sorry to announce, that according to UK NHS Records, Craig died on April the 14th. He will be missed.. (Seriously, according to records.. i'm dead.. I think that makes me immortal :/)

<Craig> i found out earlier today
<Raptor> can i have your network? O:)
<Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D
* Hen chuckles
<Azumarill> rofl Craig
<Phase> nice craig
* Hen has left #chatspike
<SirOlli> <Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D <- that's where the smell's coming from...
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#1566 (1)
Posted by NewClassic @ 2011-02-03 13:29:13
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Lotus I would have sex with.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.
#97 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:10
[11:09] <Jango> was togy's hard rateh?
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
#515 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-11 11:27:18
(Blackic3) Ib3N, since your here. why dosent you replay to my privat messege to you :\
(@Ib3N) Blackic3, he?
- (DM|school) sets (#chatspike +v Blackic3)
(@Ib3N) why doesnt I replay to your private messege to me?
(+Blackic3) yes. when i PM you. you never replay :\
(@Ib3N) oh
(@Ib3N) Im probably afk then