[01:54:45] <@Ib> "pot calling the kettle"?
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"

Ib, the norwegian at work.

[21:29] <orbital> you play saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> this is my first time venturing out on mIRC
[21:29] <Ashley> ....
[21:29] <Ashley> ?
[21:29] <Ashley> saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> I play piano?

<shaq> bummer
<princess16> That's so funny of u shaq...who r u calling bummer
<shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<shaq> woohoo for language barriers
<princess16> it came after my answer soo i thought...
<shaq> probably because it was a response to what you said
<princess16> so now u r calling me a bummer!?
<Beer> no he meant that sucks, lol
<shaq> <shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<shaq> <Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<princess16> I know! But u said that it was response, after u said it wasn't
<shaq> i give up

* You are now known as Alisaihin-IS_MOWING
* You are now known as Alisaihin
<Alisaihin> oh god the cooling that this fan is doing for me is feeling a little TOO good...
<Duck> ...
<Duck> WHAT ARE YOU MOWING
<Duck> YOUR CARPET?

<ClickHappy> I'm heterosexual

[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol

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<mordecai> :o
<cracklemonkey> Don't do it!
<FuckLife> i hate my friends
<mordecai> fag
<FuckLife> no iam not ask you mother
<FuckLife> *your
<mordecai> my mother is a man
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<FuckLife> then you have some problems =\
<mordecai> maybe
<FuckLife> how old are you?
<mordecai> 19
<FuckLife> colage?
<mordecai> yes, and judging buy your spelling you need some too
<MynocK> lol
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[21:19:25] <ed|towel> ^_^
[21:20:15] <Karate> -.-
[21:20:43] <ed|towel> >.<
[21:21:04] <Maha> *o*
[21:21:17] <ed|towel> $_$
[21:22:33] <Karate> .
[21:22:58] <ed|towel> `.`
[21:23:02] <Maha> ^_~
[21:23:13] <Karate> .
[21:23:40] <Maha> ~clit^
[21:24:07] <ed|towel> rofl
[21:24:11] <Maha> oops :)

[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.

[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.