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#1504 (3)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-09-30 17:29:46
* where takes one of pigeon_of_doom's stolen crutches and challenges them to a swordfight
<Stryker> Them? You challenge the crutch?
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone shows sympathy and I just try and move the conversation on. Kumi, you may be onto something about me not understanding the word...
<where> >.>
* pigeon_of_doom grabs where's crotch and pulls.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Stryker> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> *crutch
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
#1358 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-07 17:42:26
<SnoFox> I just make a huge mess all over my computer workspace... >.<
<goose> ...
#1471 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-04 20:46:15
<Sacho> that was mean, grapey
<Sacho> look what you did :(
<%grapey> whatEVER
<hello2u> you spilled mean all over my toast :o
<%grapey> good
<hello2u> D:
<hello2u> good thing I wasn't eating the toast
* hello2u OMNOMNOM's the pancakes
<hello2u> OMNOMNOM
<%Arsenic> there are no pancakes
* hello2u gags
<hello2u> these pancakes have Arsenic in them!!!
<+Olli> better than the other way round
#468 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-06-23 11:16:59
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> I can stick a needle through my cheek. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Kind of cool. :D
[11:11] <Majic|Irssi> Was trying to pop a pimple...but....I think I went too deep. :<
[11:11] * Majic|Irssi has very few pimples btw. :P
[11:13] <peavey> pop a pimple with a needle?
[11:13] <peavey> that is utter retarted, you do know that
[11:13] <Majic|Irssi> ...
#582 (4)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2005-06-23 11:50:59
<ardeth> I have a question.
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
#845 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-16 03:09:47
* Majic wants a tranny.
(@ed) lol
* [BRC]Odin quotes
--- ed is now known as [TRANNY]ed
(@tomandy) its called #thailand
(+Majic) ahaha
* Majic loves ed.
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#1560 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-12-13 23:00:50
<DukePyrolator> Windows servers are very secure. You can't hack a server thats down.
#533 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 02:30:24
[11:23:05] <@Birthdayw00t> WHY ARE KISSING GIRLS SO HOT.
[11:23:08] <@Birthdayw00t> :P
[11:23:18] <@Darzan> for the love of GOD WHY!
[11:23:38] <@Elphaba> girls have really soft lips"
[11:24:20] <@Darzan> tell us more elph
[11:24:20] <@Elphaba> I would kiss a girl I thought was hot
[11:24:31] <@Birthdayw00t> :O!

...

[11:30:30] <Avengeful> why do GUYS think 2 GIRLS makin out is HAWT?
[11:30:35] <Avengeful> it has nothing to do with us :(
[11:30:41] <@Elphaba> I have no idea
[11:30:46] <@Elphaba> but it is hot to me too