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#1324 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-08-07 13:02:03
(13:52:42) * You are now known as Porygon
(13:52:47) <%SnoFox> I should probably go to sleep. >.>
(13:52:51) <&Porygon> PORY-FREAKIN-GON
(13:52:53) <%SnoFox> I was gonna go like four hours ago.
(13:52:56) <&Porygon> No one can top this.
(13:52:59) <+Weedle> lol
(13:53:01) <%SnoFox> Orly?
(13:53:01) <+Weedle> I can
(13:53:03) * SnoFox is now known as Porygon2
(13:53:09) <&Porygon> lol!
#487 (3)
Posted by mmind @ 2005-03-20 20:12:37
* Peng|Gone fluffles Beans
<@Peng|Gone> with a fluffler
#195 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:43
[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#1736 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-04-13 21:22:04
[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week
#534 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 04:08:55
Bot fun in trivia!

[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] WeeblAndBobInsults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
[13:08:45] <@NoMorePie> [ Birthdayw00t Was correct with: Wanker ]
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#1040 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-22 23:35:10
[15:25] <daedalus> lol the only ircd I've ever been opper on was 127.0.0.1 :)
#1400 (0)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:33:32
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
#385 (-2)
Posted by john @ 2005-01-02 00:41:49
<Smirnov> Wow Jaxalot nice gluing of those two messages, how about a timestamp
<Jaxalot> You can't HANDLE the timestamp.
#1586 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-04 05:53:26
[18:05] <ElderKain> Veal Soup....
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> Don't ask on this one.
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> This was a deviation from the novel.
[18:06] <ElderKain> lol
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> The novel has Pollyanna delivery "calf's foot jelly".
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> *delivering
[18:07] <ElderKain> O.o
[18:07] <ElderKain> that sounds worse!
[18:07] <ElderKain> no wonder it was changed, lol
[18:07] <ElderKain> the lesser of 2 evils, lol