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#3 (1)
Posted by Hmzaniac @ 2005-10-07 22:34:41
<Hmzaniac> perhaps catch the last 45 minutes of the ring.
<ol> you should try answering the phone
<ol> its not just for t'internet, you know
#1712 (5)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-09-19 04:14:53
[21:49] <FallingUp> Mother-to-daughter womb transplant 'success' in Sweden - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19637156
[21:49] <FallingUp> "Doctors caution they will not consider the operations successful unless the women achieve pregnancy."
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> Oh, they're doing that now?
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> I've got a uterus I'm not using
#34 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:16
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head
#1576 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-26 02:20:31
[20:01] <ElderKain> I couldn't give an accurate word for these 2 latest eps. due to that advert at the end >.<
[20:01] <Doll_Licca> The 7 letter word beginning with the letter P is actually quite good....
[20:02] <ElderKain> so it is?
[20:02] <Doll_Licca> (I would have chose the 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I".)
[20:02] <ElderKain> I just saw Miss Minchin's face and that's what popped into my mind, lol
[20:14] <Doll_Licca> Of course, our resident mermaid, Lexica, will find a way to put in another word.
[20:14] <ElderKain> lol
[20:15] <ElderKain> 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I" Incest
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> ....
[20:16] <ElderKain> I guess that means something's gonna happen between Miss Minchin and Amelia ^.^
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> This is a WMT series we are talking about.
#316 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:22:51
Olli the Botkiller Pt.1

<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence

#885 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:24:40
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
#1771 (1)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2015-01-21 09:52:51
10:17 --> tyrell ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
10:17 <tyrell> Wad up?
10:18 <tyrell> Who wanna smoke some weed?
10:28 <%FallingUp> Nobody, tyrell.
10:28 <%FallingUp> Now go away.
10:29 <-- tyrell ([email protected]) has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
10:29 <%FallingUp> ... wow, that was too easy.
#496 (5)
Posted by Dcoy @ 2005-09-22 22:00:48
* Magnus pets AMP
* AngryMutantPenguin punches magnus in the face
#162 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:32
[08:58] <xmonicSCH> yes Togy... I wanna ride you like a wild stallion, and then I will give you to my mom

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