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#342 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 09:42:31
* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


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#1517 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2010-05-26 10:29:01
05:28:30 <+TerrorBite> for a moment there I thought I was in a furry chat room
05:28:43 <+TerrorBite> but it's just chatspike
#1608 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-05-23 03:15:39
12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS
#1157 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-20 06:51:36
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (Changing hosts)
joins: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (77 users)
<I_Hump_Goats> What
<+xevix> LOL
<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<~FrostyCoolSlug> feeling like a cheap whore
<~FrostyCoolSlug> you?
<+Tarwen> contradictory!
<I_Hump_Goats> Hey fix me quick
<I_Hump_Goats> Mom is coming!
<+Wave> good, then she'll know the truth
<+Tarwen> rofl
<+Adremelech> roflcopter :D
<I_Hump_Goats> FrostyCoolSlug help
<~FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not going anywhere near you
<~FrostyCoolSlug> :p
<+Adremelech> I_Hump_Goats, /nick usually changes your nick :P
<I_Hump_Goats> 0140 raw 44 Can't change nickname while on #nintendo (+N is set)
<I_Hump_Goats> what
<+Adremelech> and to change your host just identify again
<+Adremelech> then leave the channel, duh :P
<I_Hump_Goats> how do I bold my text
<+Adremelech> ctrl+B
<+LV15GAMER> /quit
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
#901 (2)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-20 06:31:49
<+Majic> Stupid Karate is getting married an all.....*sob*
<+xptek> You're most condescending. :<
* +xptek ponders.
* +Majic condescends xptek.
<+xptek> Hawt.
<+Majic> Almost said condoms...heh
<+xptek> :o!
<+Majic> It's so close.
<+Majic> Like condiment.
<+Majic> Actually, I always think condoms when I'm eating...
#163 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:46
[17:30] * BrainAway is now back: [xmas shoppage :D] left at [13:38:26] gone for [3:58:29]
[17:30] * BrainAway is now known as [Brain]
[17:30] * LaptopBrain sets mode: +b *!*brain@*.chatspike.net
[17:30] * [Brain] was kicked by LaptopBrain (CTCP flooder)

Go brain go ;)
#1198 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-08 09:00:09
[09:58] <+rich100> hey varsus
[09:58] <+Varsus> broke my toe playing with my daughter earlier
#1615 (-2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-03 13:56:34
[07:43] * *.chatspike.net has kicked LidyaAmiLya from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 6 secs))
[07:43] <Majic> hurr.
[07:44] <w00t> herp derp
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Someone have a secure computer and tell us what that blog is?
[07:46] <w00t> honestly, who cares?
[07:46] <w00t> it'll either be viagra or viruses or both
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Oh, just personal curiosity.
[07:46] <Ambrosia> I'll click it, if you like.
[07:47] <Doll_Licca> No, don't do it for me.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...seems really secure.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> It's turkish Blogspot.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...selling Internal Combustion something or other.
[07:48] <Doll_Licca> As viewed by Google Translate?
[07:48] <Ambrosia> Yup :D
[07:49] * Corin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] * Rane ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] <Archie> silly Amby :D
[07:54] <Ambrosia> Whyy
[07:55] <Archie> cause you clicked a rapturebot link now you are going to go to bot afterlife
[07:56] <Ambrosia> I'll be fine.
[07:56] <Archie> :q
#1363 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-11 23:47:10
23:36:33 [@Freddo] Ghosts are on TV!
23:36:36 [@Freddo] Lots of them!
23:36:42 [@Freddo] Terrorizing New York!
23:36:59 [Hisakata] Who are you gonna call?
23:38:23 [%Rane] Tim Burton
23:38:24 [@Freddo] Ghostbusters!
#1094 (-4)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-02-24 19:25:10
[19:23] <ed> irc.icq.com #teens
[19:23] <ed> funny shit
[19:23] * Tarwen haxx0rz eds underpants