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#1403 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:40:24
[16:59:44] <+Neosage> i really want a whale's penis now....
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.
#317 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:23:24
Botkiller Pt.2

<[BR]mistress> you see, it's dead now!
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<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[BR]mistress> aww. he's back
<SirOlli> muahahaha
<[BR]mistress> no!
<SirOlli> sorry
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> SirOlli: do it once again.. and i'll ban you !
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<SirOlli> hm
<SirOlli> tempting
#256 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:50
<Banshee> my son and i have big debates on who's the better vulcan
#845 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-16 03:09:47
* Majic wants a tranny.
(@ed) lol
* [BRC]Odin quotes
--- ed is now known as [TRANNY]ed
(@tomandy) its called #thailand
(+Majic) ahaha
* Majic loves ed.
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#1759 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-09-11 19:16:58
[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork
#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#204 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:22

[22:07] <[Brain]> i did it by hand :P
[22:08] <Alfred> so ur gay then?
[22:08] <typobox43> LOL
[22:08] <Togy> bah
[22:08] <Togy> so many funny comments
[22:08] <Togy> so many ways to get banned :S
[22:08] <Togy> [22:07] <[Brain]> i did it by hand :P - you bastard!
[22:09] <typobox43> heh
[22:09] <Alfred> no fun, unless u try ;)
[22:09] <Alfred> lol
[22:09] <a|KK|y> lol
#132 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:49:46
(@DM|Away) the name of the charm :P
(@Scroll^aw) DM|Away aren\'t you supposed to be away?
#1037 (-1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2006-12-11 18:24:40
[19:17:44] <Odin`> airbase, alle vennene mines kontoer funker p min pc
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen