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#565 (2)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 20:19:57
<FatChops> Knock knock!
<Jarred> come on in
<FatChops> Tiny
<Jarred> come on in Tiny
<FatChops> No, you ruined it
<FatChops> !
<Jarred> ruined what?
<FatChops> ruined the joke!
<Jarred> that was a joke?
<Jarred> It wasn't very funny.
#1678 (-5)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-03-06 00:15:41
<ScrubberDucky> Yo dawg, toss me a shizzle in my wizzle.. bro. Summa dat.. green in.. hee.
#1443 (-2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-06 03:44:09
<Proper_Grammar> Pfft, the NWO is spraying fake snow across the United States to lull the Americans into a false sense of security
<Proper_Grammar> (lol conspiracy theories)
#1350 (1)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-09-02 11:14:37
[22:02] >wolfbot< see Tril
[22:02] *wolfbot* That player is the village harlot.
#1232 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-02-06 01:29:10
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
#1635 (10)
Posted by Empireth @ 2011-07-17 07:17:52
<Emily> And how are you this afternoon, Puppeteer_Putin?
<Puppeteer_Putin> Well thank you, Em!
<Puppeteer_Putin> Enjoying the slightly chilly weather on this side of the country!
<Puppeteer_Putin> And yourself?
<X> Psst.
<X> Emily is where_
<Puppeteer_Putin> where, you dirty whore.
#39 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:46:37
muppetfisch: i need cock
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
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(its Rebs)
#72 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:54
<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze
#299 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2004-11-11 23:53:56
(23:49:38) (%Cadavre) the bible is one of the oldest fantasy books ever written
(23:49:40) (%Yeti) yes
(23:49:48) (@Craig-Away) Cadavre: indeed
(23:49:52) (@Craig-Away) and thats ALL it is
(23:50:13) (%Yeti) Chapter 33: When Jesus Slayed The Dragon With His Ice LongSword +12
#1575 (5)
Posted by Duck @ 2011-02-24 13:24:24
* where enters Doc
(where) ........................
(Duck) except where
(Skah) Dude
(Minion) xDD
(where) fml
(Doc) you just get the hell out of me, where!