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#507 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-30 14:38:05
14:37 <[Brain]> ugh, im exhausted now, too much tidying
14:37 <[Brain]> new keyboard for my laptop arrived today, and for 2 years that laptop has sat there as a static brick
14:37 <[Brain]> running, but not portable
14:38 <[Brain]> and ive kind of built up clutter on top of it, i just spent ages sorting through the crap sitting on the old keyboard/mouse unit
14:39 <[Brain]> gift vouchers, foreign money, jewellery, watches, keyrings, trinkets and souvenirs, notes, sweets, pins, office toys.... :/
14:39 <[Brain]> adaptors, various wires and plugs :/
14:39 <[Brain]> stuff on there goes back the whole two years, its like a fossil dig lol
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence

#1657 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2011-10-12 03:51:41
* Now talking on ##windows
<goose> I just got my laptop back from HP repair, on my welcome/login screen, I now have an "Administrator" user, how can I remove it?
<SP1> why do you wanna remove the administrator
<SP1> goose?
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen
<SP1> why not just add a password to it so it cant be accessed
<goose> ...
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen.
<goose> I do not want to put a password on it so it can't be accessed.
<goose> I don't want to see it when I turn my laptop on.
<SP1> well it might come in handy when you have to update or install some programs goose
<MaxFrames> goose: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/enable-the-hidden-administrator-account-on-windows-vista/
<MaxFrames> reverse that
<MaxFrames> they probably used the account to troubleshoot the machine
<goose> MaxFrames, thank you for an answer that doesn't make me want to punch you in the face
<goose> I appreciate it
#123 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:16
[13:17:17] <Ib3N> Archy`: I'd do ya, but Im at work
[13:17:19] <Ib3N> ;)
#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
#305 (4)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-11-14 20:57:25
[15:55] <ol> *stroke stroke stroke* *splash*
[15:55] <ol> *lick lick*
[15:55] <ol> *in out in out*
[15:55] <ol> *splash*
[15:55] <Togy> ahh the memories
[15:55] <Togy> :p
#139 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:51:27
[19:09] <Ish|aweh> i'm comming i'm comming
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten
#1164 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-04 02:25:11
<+Riv_Griffen> zomg
<+Riv_Griffen> I just thought of something
<+Riv_Griffen> Tarwen, you love me >:)
<+Tarwen> I do?
<+Riv_Griffen> yeah
<+Riv_Griffen> you love cok :P
<+Riv_Griffen> cock* >.<
<+Riv_Griffen> I have one, :P
<+Riv_Griffen> my logic is flawless :P
<+Kenny> does that mean she loves me more?
<+Riv_Griffen> damnit
<+Riv_Griffen> thats not fair Kenny
* +Riv_Griffen curses
<~[BRC]treesa> hahahaha
* +Riv_Griffen hangs his head in shame
<+Tarwen> roflmfao
<+Kenny> you do that Riv...both of them
<+Kenny> >:)
#1323 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-08-04 03:53:35
[04:45] * &Majic encyclopediadramatic's
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol
#98 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:34
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> Ib3N, my friend was looking through my mIRC downloaded pics
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and she saw yours
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and wondered wtf I am doing with gay porn!
[08:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:10] <Ib3N> LOL