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#1146 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-06-25 08:35:24
07:32:45 <Special> everyone has a gay spot inside for orlando bloom
07:32:51 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
07:32:56 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted.
#316 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:22:51
Olli the Botkiller Pt.1

<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
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#1707 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2012-08-30 23:13:53
[23:12:54] <+Tarwen> ed you might think you have a big cock but it ain't gonna reach me from there love
[23:12:59] <+Ikoru> well, stem cell research is developing
#1129 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-22 03:07:18
[20:30:20] <Beer> i don't have any beer
#1389 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-07 20:39:56
[16:14:18] <~Hisakata|Deaded> She does. I haven't plowed my fields for weeks.
#976 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-18 02:19:42
* Canada has joined #chatspike
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Yay! :p
#931 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-06 15:09:16
<Fethroesforia> I'll have to give him spelling lessons
<Radia> Argh!!
<Radia> Screw the spelling, the most important thing is the money.
<Radia> and the seed, of course.
#1043 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-12-26 10:23:12
<mordecais> ALL LEFT OVERS ARE GOOD ONE (as long as there are no bananas in them)
<AwgMotH> why no bananas?
<mordecais> i do not like then and have a slight phobia of them
<AwgMotH> oh
<AwgMotH> weird
<AwgMotH> bananaphobia
<mordecais> correctness
<Bernhammer> wouldn't you use the greek word for banana?
<AwgMotH> i don't know the greek word for banana
<AwgMotH> else i would've used it
#466 (-1)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2005-03-01 20:48:52
09:49:22 +Pred[gone] any1 here got emule ?
09:50:35 +SirOlli I've got email
09:50:36 +SirOlli :)
#1764 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-11-04 21:49:09
<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.