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#884 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:13:33
[11:09:59] <@w00t> YOU WANTED TO SHOW OFF TO GRANNY
[11:10:00] <+Majic> That was all meaningless crap.
[11:10:02] <+Majic> I was drunk!
[11:10:09] <+Majic> I WAS HIGH!
[11:10:19] <+Majic> IT was an imposter!
[11:10:22] <+Majic> BOO OPRAH!

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referring to quote 1059
#72 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:54
<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze
#1316 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-06-09 11:32:50
(12:23:53) <%grapey> wow, alchemist henning james huh? lolol
(12:24:01) <%Majic> THAT IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
(12:24:07) <+Alchemist> Yes it is
(12:24:11) <%Majic> That is like... a left-middle and a right-middle name. :p
(12:24:15) <+SootyGirl> nobody could possibly guess *MY* middle name!
(12:24:17) <+Alchemist> its a dual name
(12:24:20) <%Majic> Fred.
(12:24:28) <+Alchemist> Susan
(12:24:36) <%Majic> Jehosephat
(12:24:42) <%grapey> i bet i could sooty :p
(12:24:43) <+Alchemist> Malaki
(12:24:47) <%Majic> Tarzan
(12:24:52) <+Alchemist> Nokia
(12:25:03) <%Majic> Cingular
(12:25:09) <+Alchemist> Bernard
(12:25:11) <%Majic> Parking Ticket
(12:25:18) <%Majic> ^ Dual name
#734 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-08 08:29:58
<Gussexy> i did /list >_>
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
#1672 (0)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-27 01:52:30
<Lady_N> c0da is a musical notation, the sound of the world orgasming in time with vivec's coming.
<Kayden> he'd be awesome
<Lady_N> (wtf did i just type)
<Kayden> LOL
<Chaplain> his coming... heh
<Kayden> something quote worthy, N
#473 (6)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-03-08 15:05:39
3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.
#1084 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-14 05:52:39
[21:50:52] * Kioshto spanks salkaman
[21:50:52] * salkaman screams happily and wiggles his rear at Kioshto, begging for more
#983 (4)
Posted by NFreak @ 2006-10-22 22:23:13
<Blink190> NAZIS OWN
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#1252 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2008-04-25 00:49:42
<peavey> you have been eaten by a grue
<LaptopBrain> hey thats not fair
<LaptopBrain> it wasnt even slightly shadowy in here
<LaptopBrain> :<
<peavey> GM!
<peavey> :p
<peavey> I wear the cloak and medallion of power. mine! not yours! so I make the rules :)
<LaptopBrain> pfft, what you going to do next, you evil GM.... ninja underwater tigers???
<LaptopBrain> :P
<peavey> uuh I know, ghost piranhas
* LaptopBrain puts on his cloak and wizard hat
<dz> robe*
<peavey> Hungry level 75 ghost piranhas are blocking your path, do you run or do you fight?
<peavey> I may remind you that only feathery boots of the swift peacock can outrun ghost piranhas
<LaptopBrain> i cast level 99 phirana awayness
<peavey> you are eaten by a grue
<peavey> lmao
<LaptopBrain> UNDER WATER?!
* LaptopBrain isnt playing any more!!! :(
<peavey> rofl
<LaptopBrain> lol
<peavey> I keep hearing comic book guys voice saying that
<peavey> for extra lulz
<peavey> I'd pay to get him to read those 3 lines
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles