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#95 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:06:49
[15:31] <Togy> i'd take my cock out but it's all shrivvled up
[15:31] <Togy> your attempted to cause pain have made it hide away
[15:31] <Elf> :o
[15:31] <Elf> :(((((
#636 (2)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-10-22 16:29:43
4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby
#1411 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-21 18:31:57
<goose> need to put on some music that's gonna make me get stuff done
<Doc> if you want happy music that'll let you get stuff done, I have this 74 minute loop of Hamsterdance...
#1701 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-13 20:02:48
[21:01] * Lowlife tickles craig's elmo
[21:02] <@[BRC]Ingus> that was yum
#1393 (4)
Posted by X-Ception @ 2009-10-11 03:30:54
<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic
#335 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-07-11 06:45:39
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel

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.......Ow. :(
#1653 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-09-09 15:18:41
Kumi: There'll be wedding pics with me in the damn cast, no doubt.



D:
#1340 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 14:14:37
13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol
#211 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:13:17
<+Azhrarn> actually, I can probably modify another script, and it should work fine
<+Azhrarn> as I never make tyops
<@salkaman> lol, sure you don't
<+Azhrarn> *typos
#1518 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-05-27 01:23:21
<SnoFox> ICE CREAM MAN IS HERE
<Chris> EXCEPT WHISTLING
<SnoFox> But nobody has money.
<SnoFox> So the ice cream man goes on.
<Aimee> :(
<Aimee> SnoFox: Ask Chris for some ice cream
<Chris> No
<Chris> Don't
<Chris> Or do, I'll kill Aimee
<SnoFox> Chris, may I have some ice cream. Pretty please with sugar on top?
<Chris> Yeah, that's a fair trade
<Aimee> YOU FUCKER
* You have been killed by Chris ((I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).