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<champ111> hi everyone
* Odin gives voice to champ111 deog
* Odin gives voice to Hy|afk laptop_jake Peng shaq
<Odin> \o champ
<deog> hello champ111
<champ111> i have a problem.
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<champ111> my dick won't get up to women.

[22:11] <Brain> hmm
[22:11] <Brain> i wonder, if you search wikipedia for smegma do you get pictures
[22:11] * w00t tries
[22:11] * Brain taps fingers
[22:11] <Brain> i knew someone would
[22:11] <Brain> poor w00t
[22:11] <w00t> waaaah
[22:11] <Brain> :>
[22:11] <w00t> waaaaaaah
[22:11] <ol> wtf
[22:12] <Brain> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:12] <w00t> nooo
[22:12] <w00t> which
[22:12] <w00t> sick
[22:12] <Brain> you have no idea how loud i just laughed
[22:12] <w00t> bastard
[22:12] <w00t> photographed
[22:12] <w00t> their
[22:12] <w00t> dick
[22:12] <w00t> and
[22:12] <w00t> put
[22:12] <w00t> it
[22:12] <w00t> on
[22:12] <w00t> wikipedia!
[22:12] <Sporks> rumour has it wikipedia is cool in general. :)
[22:12] <ol> lol
[22:12] <w00t> THAT IS FUCKED UP

<@Andres> I remember once when chatting with a gal I actually typod hug into hump :3
<~Tarwen`Cleaning> hahahaha
* ~Tarwen`Cleaning huGs Andres
* @Andres huMPs Tarwen :p

<UESPUser> Hello guys, any of you have the mod The Naked Nord??

20:58:53 <+Katze> I don't think I've ever stopped chatting on here just because I had a girlfriend
20:59:02 <+Katze> but I can only barely remember the last time I had a girlfriend D:
20:59:18 < Anne-Gwenn> Katze: and now you're happy with both your boyfriend and your car!
20:59:29 <+Katze> I what?
20:59:29 <+Sporks> someone said I what is this i don't even'd.
20:59:30 <%SpeedWacer> I just chat while I'm at my desk
20:59:36 * Tommy snorts
20:59:39 <%SpeedWacer> And whenever I actually have something to say
20:59:41 <+Tommy> embrace it, Katze
20:59:46 <+Katze> Tbh my car is the closest thing to a partner I have D:

[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol

(@Craig-Away) roar?
(@Dr_Kev) meow
(+Hmzaniac) m00
(+fire_ice_2035) Baaah!
(@Craig-Away) m33p
(@Dr_Kev) eee-i-eee-i-o
(+fire_ice_2035) G33k t4lk!
(@Craig-Away) lol Kev
(@Craig-Away) who you calling old?!? :p
(@Craig-Away) Old MacDonald had a farm..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Craig-Away) and on that farm he had some Kevs..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" here
(@Dr_Kev) and a
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" there
(@Craig-Away) :D
(@Dr_Kev) :D
(+Om) lol

<Tommy> AgentFire: the network automatically Z-lines any IP that has lots of people connecting from it, for anti-spam purposes
<typobox> server nukes irccloud
<typobox> repeat
<Tommy> this concept has worked for decades
<Tommy> apparently nobody told IRCCloud about it

[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.

<RD> you're a girl... you like anyone buying you stuff
<Marie|Reading> I am not :p