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* Khriss ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
* Khriss has quit ([CS] Quit: return 0;)
<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
* Khriss has quit ([CS] Quit: return 0;)
<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P
<Hmzaniac> perhaps catch the last 45 minutes of the ring.
<ol> you should try answering the phone
<ol> its not just for t'internet, you know
<ol> you should try answering the phone
<ol> its not just for t'internet, you know
<Gildindaimoth> ermm how to say this
<Gildindaimoth> do you guys like don?
<Cbreaker> Not particularly :P
<Gildindaimoth> do you guys like don?
<Cbreaker> Not particularly :P
* Togy has joined #chatting_naked
<Lowlife> hi togy
* Alexx pokes togy
* Lowlife pokes Alexx
<Togy> moo
* Lowlife milks togy
<Togy> eek
<Lowlife> well, you said moo, implying that you are a cow, and everyone knows cows need to be relieved of their milk or they will rupture their
<Lowlife> uhm
<Lowlife> boozem
<Lowlife> :p
<Alexx> funny...those cows in the fields with no farmers to milk them seem to be doing quite well without being milked..
<Lowlife> well, that's cause of the milk production being kept active by withdrawing milk
<Lowlife> also, normally, when animals are producing milk, they can not be furtilized
<Lowlife> that's like that with humans too
<Lowlife> and in nature, once the calf stops drinking the milk
<Lowlife> the production stops
<Alexx> you have the discovery channel dont you
<Lowlife> hi togy
* Alexx pokes togy
* Lowlife pokes Alexx
<Togy> moo
* Lowlife milks togy
<Togy> eek
<Lowlife> well, you said moo, implying that you are a cow, and everyone knows cows need to be relieved of their milk or they will rupture their
<Lowlife> uhm
<Lowlife> boozem
<Lowlife> :p
<Alexx> funny...those cows in the fields with no farmers to milk them seem to be doing quite well without being milked..
<Lowlife> well, that's cause of the milk production being kept active by withdrawing milk
<Lowlife> also, normally, when animals are producing milk, they can not be furtilized
<Lowlife> that's like that with humans too
<Lowlife> and in nature, once the calf stops drinking the milk
<Lowlife> the production stops
<Alexx> you have the discovery channel dont you
(08:06:49) <&peavey> man we gotta find new memes
(08:06:51) <&peavey> its 2009
(08:06:58) <@Majic> black president is black
(08:06:51) <&peavey> its 2009
(08:06:58) <@Majic> black president is black
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> ....and cue ElderKain showing in up in.... 3... 2...
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> Hmm... didn't work there.
[22:57] * ElderKain ([email protected]) has joined #licca-fansubs
[22:57] * ChanServ gives voice to ElderKain
[22:57] <ElderKain> ello ello ^.^ Right on time ^.^
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> Hmm... didn't work there.
[22:57] * ElderKain ([email protected]) has joined #licca-fansubs
[22:57] * ChanServ gives voice to ElderKain
[22:57] <ElderKain> ello ello ^.^ Right on time ^.^
[18:10.19] <+Peng|Gone> you have turned nasty in your old age Craig :P
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D
[11:19] <BigSleep> shit
[11:19] <BigSleep> gay bar just called :(
[11:19] * BigSleep is now known as BigWork
[11:19] <BigSleep> gay bar just called :(
[11:19] * BigSleep is now known as BigWork
