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23:21:13 <&Chris> so the moral of the story is
23:21:18 <&Chris> if you want to be a chatspike operator
23:21:21 <&Chris> give w00t testicles
23:21:18 <&Chris> if you want to be a chatspike operator
23:21:21 <&Chris> give w00t testicles
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
[21:46] * BigD slaps [Brain] around a bit with a large trout
[21:46] * [Brain] slaps BigD around a bit with an enormous walleye
[21:46] <[Brain]> shup :P
[21:46] <BigD> 0_0
[21:47] <BigD> :P
[21:47] <BigD> i need powah !
[21:47] <BigD> lol
[21:47] <BigD> ./kill [DE]Ishmael
[21:47] <BigD> oops :D
[21:48] <[DE]Ishamael> lol n00b
[21:49] <[DE]Ishamael> that wouldn't work anyway ;P
[21:49] * BigD slaps [DE]Ishamael around a bit with a large trout
[21:49] <BigD> blammo
[21:50] *** Hawk|away ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:50] *** BigD ([email protected]) Quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn ([DE]Ishmael... oops wrong nick... I should really read before hitting enter :D))
[21:46] * [Brain] slaps BigD around a bit with an enormous walleye
[21:46] <[Brain]> shup :P
[21:46] <BigD> 0_0
[21:47] <BigD> :P
[21:47] <BigD> i need powah !
[21:47] <BigD> lol
[21:47] <BigD> ./kill [DE]Ishmael
[21:47] <BigD> oops :D
[21:48] <[DE]Ishamael> lol n00b
[21:49] <[DE]Ishamael> that wouldn't work anyway ;P
[21:49] * BigD slaps [DE]Ishamael around a bit with a large trout
[21:49] <BigD> blammo
[21:50] *** Hawk|away ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:50] *** BigD ([email protected]) Quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn ([DE]Ishmael... oops wrong nick... I should really read before hitting enter :D))
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
<NoMorePie>[ Question 5 of 200: [Category: Gay Issues] Gay Issues: How many colours are there in the rainbow-coloured, "Freedom Flag"?]
<LaptopChampy> 6
<NoMorePie>[ Correct LaptopChampy! The answer was 6. You gain 4 points for answering in 2 seconds! ]
<LaptopChampy> 6
<NoMorePie>[ Correct LaptopChampy! The answer was 6. You gain 4 points for answering in 2 seconds! ]
21:37:46 [+goose] I AM NORMAL VILLAGER K THNX BYE
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS
--edit by goose--
notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!
--edit by Hisa--
Stop editing my quotes damnit!
goose - no
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS
--edit by goose--
notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!
--edit by Hisa--
Stop editing my quotes damnit!
goose - no
[13:43] <skenmy> i feel abused
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
[19:52:42] <+ed> i love thinking about my dads junk just after eating
[19:52:49] <+ed> no, you may not quote that
;-)
[19:52:49] <+ed> no, you may not quote that
;-)
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
<~Tarwen> ROFLMFAO
<~Tarwen> I can't believe reverse psychology still works with John
<&Beer> what did you do, tell him not to make coffee? :p
<~Tarwen> Pretty much
<~Tarwen> I was like "hmmm, might make a pot of coffee, will you make me one?"
<~Tarwen> "Another one?!"
<~Tarwen> "Yeah..."
<~Tarwen> "Why!?"
<~Tarwen> "Because I drank the last one?"
<~Tarwen> "No way"
<~Tarwen> "Ahh, nevermind I'll make it myself"
<~Tarwen> "don't bother making it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I'm gonna make it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I want to make it now, it's fine!"
<~Tarwen> "No! I'm making it!"
<~Tarwen> "Not if I make it first!"
<~Tarwen> He runs to the kitchen
<~Tarwen> pot of coffee is on
<&Beer> lol
<@Atomsk> hahahaha dumb ass
<~Tarwen> He's 14 now?
<@Atomsk> *hot scolded cafinated ass
<~Tarwen> I have to quote that, future reference ;P
<@Atomsk> heh, poor kid
<@Atomsk> so easly duped
*caffeinated Atomsk :P
<~Tarwen> I can't believe reverse psychology still works with John
<&Beer> what did you do, tell him not to make coffee? :p
<~Tarwen> Pretty much
<~Tarwen> I was like "hmmm, might make a pot of coffee, will you make me one?"
<~Tarwen> "Another one?!"
<~Tarwen> "Yeah..."
<~Tarwen> "Why!?"
<~Tarwen> "Because I drank the last one?"
<~Tarwen> "No way"
<~Tarwen> "Ahh, nevermind I'll make it myself"
<~Tarwen> "don't bother making it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I'm gonna make it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I want to make it now, it's fine!"
<~Tarwen> "No! I'm making it!"
<~Tarwen> "Not if I make it first!"
<~Tarwen> He runs to the kitchen
<~Tarwen> pot of coffee is on
<&Beer> lol
<@Atomsk> hahahaha dumb ass
<~Tarwen> He's 14 now?
<@Atomsk> *hot scolded cafinated ass
<~Tarwen> I have to quote that, future reference ;P
<@Atomsk> heh, poor kid
<@Atomsk> so easly duped
*caffeinated Atomsk :P
