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#1484 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-16 16:31:10
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Chris
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* ChanServ removes voice from blink_ Johannes13 Cartis^ Lizzy
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* ChanServ removes voice from Olli
<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that

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Round two
#667 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-29 11:29:51
* w00t ([email protected]) has joined #anope
<w00t> lo
<w00t_> oh.
<w00t_> hum..
<w00t_> forgot i was already here.
<w00t_> >.>
* w00t ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Miracles are a fallacy of the seventh degree. | Life is a miracle.)


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I told you my memory sucked..
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol
#288 (4)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-11-05 04:28:49
[22:17] <Archy`> I never bother checking polls. Most of the time it's people either saying "Should I get op?" or "Does my bum look big in this?" :P
[22:17] <typobox43> In which case, the answers are No and Yes respectively
#360 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 19:25:53
<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth
#86 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:03:52
<Viv> 13 mins tilll my food is ready
<Viv> god knows if neil is jerking off and taking him 13 mins to climax
#1738 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2013-05-12 15:02:53
* ShadowBear flips Duck
(where) So you flipped the bird?
(ShadowBear) yes
(Olli) that was a fowl gesture.
#75 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:50
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy
#992 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-29 23:18:39
[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.