19:48:36 [%Neosage] Hi NewClassic
19:52:16 [@NewClassic] Heya Neosage.
19:52:26 [%Neosage] Whatcha doing
19:54:59 NewClassic is now known as NewC|onsuming
20:01:09 [@Hisakata|DA] Coke, apparently.

[01:25] <Archy`> Ideally I want a seperate internet line put up in my room aswell. Just something like blueyonder :P
[01:26] <Elf-Busy> why, d/l pron? :P
[01:26] <Archy`> Nah, be able to stay on IRC when porns round :p

* Anders ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Odin gives voice to Anders
<Anders> holy, fuck..... im back
<xevix> hello mr. anders
<Anders> long time no see
<xevix> yes, we've been waiting for you mr. anders
<FrostyCoolSlug> who the hell are you? :p
<Anders> havnt been here in a while, everythings the same.. <.o
<Anders> are you a new op here, frosty?
<Odin> lmao
<Anders> not that you should know me.. im just asking
<Odin> i think anders may have this network confused with somewhere else

12:09:40] <Vivi> yup
[12:09:42] <Vivi> \\o/
[12:09:51] * Vivi gets gangbanged
[12:10:09] <Togy> O_o
[12:10:34] <Ib3N> gangbanged?
[12:10:39] <Ib3N> by who?
[12:10:46] <Vivi> neil..
[12:10:51] <Togy> by the pair of neils
[12:10:52] <Vivi> and neil again, since they come in pair

* Joins: AngryMutantPenguin
* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(

[06:21] <+Lowlife> I woke up at three
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:21] <+Lowlife> now, it's six
[06:21] <+Lowlife> and I'm filled up on caffeine
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <+Lowlife> and sugar
[06:22] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <Yami> hahaha
[06:22] <+Malediction> I can tell. x3
[06:22] <+Lowlife> so, maybe that's another reason for my current agression level
[06:22] <+Lowlife> but I really really hate stupid people
[06:22] <+Lowlife> >.<
[06:23] * +Lowlife thinks they should die
[06:23] <+Lowlife> give people an IQ test at the birth
[06:23] <+Lowlife> in writing
[06:23] <+Lowlife> whoever can't write his name
[06:23] <+Lowlife> gets discarded
[06:23] <+Lowlife> :D
[06:23] * +Lowlife hides

[23:15] <Dr_Kev> my toosh is small and cuddly
[23:15] <Ib> hm.. well...
[23:15] * Ib spanks kev's ass
[23:15] * `Boo slaps kev

... another normal evening on #chatspike

[02:43] <IWArapter> does Darzan count/
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick &#8249;1&#8250;)

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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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[20:51:10] <+Togy> get that cam on and bend over girl, i wanna see that sexy arse :p
[20:51:12] <%nathanhart> Okies