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#342 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 09:42:31
* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


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#1707 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2012-08-30 23:13:53
[23:12:54] <+Tarwen> ed you might think you have a big cock but it ain't gonna reach me from there love
[23:12:59] <+Ikoru> well, stem cell research is developing
#1313 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-05-17 22:17:19
[16:12:27] * Noob taps Magnus on the shoulder and hides behind goose
[16:12:35] * Magnus has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
#1073 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-23 23:56:08
[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
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#1369 (1)
Posted by Taros @ 2009-09-17 01:26:16
20:11 -!- Nickname [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
20:11 < Nickname> wat
20:12 < Nickname> i can`t fucking change my dick
#617 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-21 21:48:05
(@Om) Being the person doing the "Audio Describing" for something like American Pie would be...amusing
(@Kisrah) lmao!
(%Ordie) hahah
(%Ordie) He.. he's doing... well, you're better not knowing.
(@Om) haha
(@Kisrah) >:D
*Om imagines a load of people in a studio trying to record for 10 secs without cracking up
(@Kisrah) Yeah
(%Ordie) lol
(@Kisrah) I was just thinking that myself.
(@Kisrah) That would be HELL
(@Om) Damn funny though :D
#253 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:18
<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay
#1170 (-1)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-08-07 02:27:49
<[thed]train> queefing
<Sonartic> Whats queefing?
<MartroniX> no clue
<MartroniX> USA thing :P
<[thed]train> vaginal farting :D
<Sonartic> rofl
#23 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:53
[11:19] <BigSleep> shit
[11:19] <BigSleep> gay bar just called :(
[11:19] * BigSleep is now known as BigWork
#1623 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-28 14:30:42
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> life?
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> whats that?
[6:28am] <Sporks> It's a bowl of cereal!