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[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
<LaptopExcal> :/
<Silver> crystal meth isnt a pill
<Silver> at least i didnt think it was
<LaptopExcal> paper.
<Silver> x is a pill
<LaptopExcal> God, why would i know... Ask google.
<LaptopExcal> Gawd*
<[BRC]treesa> you can get cystal in pill form as well
<Silver> so what is everyone doin
<[BRC]treesa> crystal
<Silver> ohh ok gots it
<LaptopExcal> Haha
<LaptopExcal> Treesa is doing crystal meth :P
<Silver> crystal meth isnt a pill
<Silver> at least i didnt think it was
<LaptopExcal> paper.
<Silver> x is a pill
<LaptopExcal> God, why would i know... Ask google.
<LaptopExcal> Gawd*
<[BRC]treesa> you can get cystal in pill form as well
<Silver> so what is everyone doin
<[BRC]treesa> crystal
<Silver> ohh ok gots it
<LaptopExcal> Haha
<LaptopExcal> Treesa is doing crystal meth :P
[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn
[19:44:29] <%SnoFox> I will donate to ChatSpike for w00t in a skirt and bra.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
08:38:47 <LaptopBrain> grrrrrrrrrrrr
08:38:50 <LaptopBrain> fucking WOMEN
08:38:53 <LaptopBrain> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
08:39:11 <LaptopBrain> mum gets me up at half past fucking EARLY so that i can get ready to go out somewhere
08:39:32 <LaptopBrain> but theyve all decided they are getting up early too even though theyre not going anywhere, and are OCCUPYING THE FUCKING BATHROOM
08:39:48 <LaptopBrain> what was the point of getting me up if i cant DO ANYTHING
08:41:02 <Majic|Irssi> So she can feel like a woman, duh. :P
08:41:38 <Majic|Irssi> Btw: o/
08:38:50 <LaptopBrain> fucking WOMEN
08:38:53 <LaptopBrain> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
08:39:11 <LaptopBrain> mum gets me up at half past fucking EARLY so that i can get ready to go out somewhere
08:39:32 <LaptopBrain> but theyve all decided they are getting up early too even though theyre not going anywhere, and are OCCUPYING THE FUCKING BATHROOM
08:39:48 <LaptopBrain> what was the point of getting me up if i cant DO ANYTHING
08:41:02 <Majic|Irssi> So she can feel like a woman, duh. :P
08:41:38 <Majic|Irssi> Btw: o/
[00:13] <j> Isn't there an emotional damage form I can fill out, or something?
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen
2:00:58 PM <+ed> i wishi could be a woman for a day... just so i could go and do some lesbian things and play with my boobs for hours
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy
[08:51:44] * Topic is 'Welcome to ChatSpike! || Channel Rules: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?z=7 || No support for DEFENDER or WINBOT here. Go to their channels for help || All hail your new overlol^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhelper, w00t....'
I thought it was worth submitting :P.
("Overlord" suits me fine btw ;))
I thought it was worth submitting :P.
("Overlord" suits me fine btw ;))
[19:28] (@SoloFlock) <ChanServ@Beyondirc> BeyondIRC Network has been restored to Normal Operation. Thank you for your patience.
[19:28] (@ChanServ) Our ChanServ is better than YOUR ChanServ!
[19:28] (@ol) lol
[19:28] (@nathanhart) haha
[19:28] (@ChanServ) ChatSpike network has never been in secure mode. Because its not shit. Thank you for your patience.
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Another day in #winbot
[19:28] (@ChanServ) Our ChanServ is better than YOUR ChanServ!
[19:28] (@ol) lol
[19:28] (@nathanhart) haha
[19:28] (@ChanServ) ChatSpike network has never been in secure mode. Because its not shit. Thank you for your patience.
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Another day in #winbot
[15:55] <ol> *stroke stroke stroke* *splash*
[15:55] <ol> *lick lick*
[15:55] <ol> *in out in out*
[15:55] <ol> *splash*
[15:55] <Togy> ahh the memories
[15:55] <Togy> :p
[15:55] <ol> *lick lick*
[15:55] <ol> *in out in out*
[15:55] <ol> *splash*
[15:55] <Togy> ahh the memories
[15:55] <Togy> :p
