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#1243 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-03-16 06:25:16
07:22 <mnmnk> i thought myself english..
#1190 (2)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-27 12:02:08
[11:51] * BrainWin32 has joined #tag
[11:52] * Tarwen is now known as Kittwen
[11:53] <Kittwen> Brain!
[11:53] <Kittwen> You gief money
[11:53] <Kittwen> I gief hug
[11:54] * BrainW32 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[11:55] <Alexx> haha
[11:57] <Kittwen> Bastard!
#301 (-1)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2004-11-14 01:33:55
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: so in that time
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: i took a shit
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: and made a cup of coffee
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: thats a bloody long intro
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: lol
[01:29] Brain: back
[01:30] Brain: lol
[01:30] Brain: dont get the two muddled up
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: lmao
[01:30] Brain: or youll take a shit in your coffee
[01:30] Brain: :/
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: another 'Yummy' moment, curtosy of Craig Edwards
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: :P
[01:30] * Brain bets youre going 'ewww' now and not feeling thirsty
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug looks at his coffee..
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug throws it out :p
[01:31] Brain: LOL
#1037 (-1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2006-12-11 18:24:40
[19:17:44] <Odin`> airbase, alle vennene mines kontoer funker p min pc
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen
#1200 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-11-16 04:31:57
[Thu,8:28:57p] <Blades|Laptop> Pyro: i had something to tell you
[Thu,8:29:04p] <Pyro> uh oh
[Thu,8:29:07p] <Blades|Laptop> but i cant remember what it was
[Thu,8:29:08p] <Blades|Laptop> :/
[Thu,8:29:13p] <Pyro> you aren't wearing pants?
[Thu,8:29:28p] <Blades|Laptop> no, im wearing pants
[Thu,8:29:45p] <Karate> are you wearing undies though? :p
[Thu,8:29:55p] <Blades|Laptop> yes
[Thu,8:30:14p] <Karate> and a shirt?
[Thu,8:30:28p] <Blades|Laptop> yep
[Thu,8:30:37p] <Karate> and a bra
[Thu,8:30:38p] <Karate> ?
[Thu,8:30:45p] <Blades|Laptop> and socks and shoes
#389 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-02 22:26:00
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
#1026 (-4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-11-22 06:56:21
[17:57] * Blue_Star waves to the world
[17:58] *** Werdnum is now known as The-_World.
[17:58] * The-_World shuns Blue_Star
[17:58] *** You are now known as Werdnum.
#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#1534 (-2)
Posted by WholeLottaPaigey @ 2010-06-23 00:49:43
<WholeLottaPaigey> Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/chatspike/www/pages/stats/common.inc.php on line 132
<WholeLottaPaigey> OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
<Lucy> You divided by 0 didn't you?
<WholeLottaPaigey> possibly
<Lucy> If the universe blows up, I'm not cleaning it up.
#1786 (1)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-30 21:39:58
< w00t> i'm really confused about oracle
< Anne-Gwenn> w00t: that's the point, yes.
< Anne-Gwenn> "why did you renew the the database licence?! I'll cost us thousands of dollars!
< Anne-Gwenn> "I don't know I was confused"