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#1362 (0)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-09-11 15:06:18
[00:26] <geekguy> Bricker!
[00:26] <Bricker> hai
[00:26] <Bricker> brb 40mins
[00:26] <Bricker> u be here then?
[00:27] <geekguy> I'll try
[00:27] <geekguy> I may be a bitttt drunk
[00:31] * Quits: geekguy (*!*Adium@*.ecnet.org) [Quit: brb]
[00:34] <t1s> he lasted 5 minutes
#800 (-1)
Posted by Stalker @ 2006-06-06 19:59:47
[21:55] * Kikaimegami loads up a giant picture of a penis
[21:56] * Vaanic|One still wants to learn how to do it...
#313 (4)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-11-18 01:41:42
[20:37] * Kaiganeru has joined #chatspike
[20:37] <Kaiganeru> I need an irc cop please.
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> quite badly.
[20:38] <Beer> what for kaiganeru?
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> For abuse :(
#1704 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-08-14 02:42:45
[20:36] <Socair> I don't want to sleep
[20:37] <Socair> I want full fat
[20:37] <Socair> ...
[20:37] <ab3ju> ...
[20:37] <Socair> AndroIRC, we need to talk about you stealing words
[20:37] <Empireth> ...
[20:37] <Empireth> Kumo, you have weird kinks.
#354 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-10 18:17:15
<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
#1229 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2008-02-03 03:11:55
<Nottheking> Y'know how game maps show areas gray-ed out that you can't reach?
<Nottheking> And pretty much server to just act as borders for the map?
<Nottheking> For some reason, it always feels that Canada is that sort of land.
<Nottheking> Serves purely so that that edge of the USA is land, and not coast.
#183 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:07
[23:20] <`Node_> Yeah, but this wasn't a normal pube. It was a 'dress upbeat' one :P
#267 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:07
<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)
#651 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-10 23:15:59
[23:15] <Dr_Kev> my toosh is small and cuddly
[23:15] <Ib> hm.. well...
[23:15] * Ib spanks kev's ass
[23:15] * `Boo slaps kev

... another normal evening on #chatspike
#304 (4)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2004-11-14 20:53:17
<ol> who needs porn for masturbation?
<Herbstwind> o/
<cab86> o/
<ol> lol
<Coma> o/