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#1213 (3)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-11-24 19:26:46
[20:16] <Stalker> So anything non-boring going on ?
[22:19] <Stalker> That about answers my question I guess. :)
#168 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:15
<DM|Intoxicated> Brain's thingie is too small :(

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he he :D
#1621 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:02:49
<LordEfreak> while we're waiting, did you know the bible doesn't condemn necrophilia?
<peachykeen> yeah, but that's like eating cold pizza
<peachykeen> pizza is like sex
<peachykeen> even when it's bad, it's still good
<peachykeen> except when it's cold
<Havvy> Cold pizza tastes good.
<Legacy> Cold pizza is fine too.
#1237 (1)
Posted by Aro @ 2008-02-27 22:26:20
[23:24:] jellew: I will go to bed since I have to get up early tommorow for skiing crap in Germany. Astalavista.
[23:24:] Lady_N: farewell
[23:24:] TF|Bracklsplarg: have fun flying down a mountain dutchy
[23:24:] Adanorcil: Bye
[23:24:] jellew has disconnected: [CS] Quit: weeeeee. tree.
[23:24:] Adanorcil: Have fun slowing down against a tree.
#1747 (-2)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2013-09-22 09:21:25
[10:19] <%Olli> careful where you aim that thing!

Taking things out of context is so much fun.
#761 (12)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-04-07 03:29:26
<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol
#1253 (7)
Posted by goose @ 2008-04-25 01:03:49
<goose> there are two kinds of jokes in the world, the ones that people just say "lol" to and the funny ones
<dz> lol
<goose> you bastard
#1165 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-04 10:24:15
08:38:47 <LaptopBrain> grrrrrrrrrrrr
08:38:50 <LaptopBrain> fucking WOMEN
08:38:53 <LaptopBrain> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
08:39:11 <LaptopBrain> mum gets me up at half past fucking EARLY so that i can get ready to go out somewhere
08:39:32 <LaptopBrain> but theyve all decided they are getting up early too even though theyre not going anywhere, and are OCCUPYING THE FUCKING BATHROOM
08:39:48 <LaptopBrain> what was the point of getting me up if i cant DO ANYTHING
08:41:02 <Majic|Irssi> So she can feel like a woman, duh. :P
08:41:38 <Majic|Irssi> Btw: o/
#1069 (0)
Posted by DarkLegacy @ 2007-01-18 00:32:26
<Magnus> Freddo!
<Magnus> Yes.
<Milanius> Freddo, after this sharade in the 'confession' thread on TESF I have to aks you...
<Milanius> ...are you a hot swedich blond female??
<Freddo> YES!
<Freddo> :D
<Milanius> O_O
<Milanius> I KNEW IT !!
<APY> :(
* Magnus gasps at Freddo's confession!
<Magnus> X|
<Milanius> :|
* Magnus puts Milanius in a sailboat.
<Milanius> :D
#444 (2)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-12 01:18:23
<Star> So the monkeys fly out of your ass?

<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.