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<Star> So the monkeys fly out of your ass?
<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.
<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
<DuckOfFiasco> Yep, Borat is the man on every woman's pair of lips.
<DuckOfFiasco> *name O_O
<Tobias_R> right, well that's moderately disturbing
<DuckOfFiasco> *NAME, damnit!! wrong composition of the sentence ><
<DuckOfFiasco> *name O_O
<Tobias_R> right, well that's moderately disturbing
<DuckOfFiasco> *NAME, damnit!! wrong composition of the sentence ><
[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
* Proweler is listning to Loreena Mckennitt (Pure Moods) - The Mystic's Dream II.mp3
<Proweler> dreamy shit though
* Stormscape has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
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<Stormscape> dammit Peer lol
<Stormscape> playing: " - Loreena McKennitt - The Two Trees" .:128kbps|Stereo|9:08:.
<Stormscape> that's is some like dreamy shit
<Proweler> lol
<Proweler> never thought my music style would turn up anywhere else :D
<Stormscape> can't get much for weird then 9 minutes of freaky celtic music then some lady that sounds like something from a LSD trip
<Proweler> dreamy shit though
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<Stormscape> dammit Peer lol
<Stormscape> playing: " - Loreena McKennitt - The Two Trees" .:128kbps|Stereo|9:08:.
<Stormscape> that's is some like dreamy shit
<Proweler> lol
<Proweler> never thought my music style would turn up anywhere else :D
<Stormscape> can't get much for weird then 9 minutes of freaky celtic music then some lady that sounds like something from a LSD trip
<Craig-Holiday> Craig-Holiday gives channel operator status to Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes channel operator status from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes voice from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode +m #chatspike
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday gives voice to Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode -m #chatspike
* stitch.chatspike.net has kicked Craig-Holiday from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes channel operator status from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes voice from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode +m #chatspike
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday gives voice to Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode -m #chatspike
* stitch.chatspike.net has kicked Craig-Holiday from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
[21:00] <Odin> wtf my dad is buying penis enlargment pills in my name, so i threw them out
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
[22:17] <Togy> coma, cyber with me
[22:17] <HighWater> lol bitch, stop telling lies :p
[22:17] <Togy> :p
[22:18] <ComaBlack> ok Togy :o
[22:18] * HighWater pokes ComaBlack
[22:18] <Togy> O_o
[22:18] * Togy wasnt expecting that
[22:17] <HighWater> lol bitch, stop telling lies :p
[22:17] <Togy> :p
[22:18] <ComaBlack> ok Togy :o
[22:18] * HighWater pokes ComaBlack
[22:18] <Togy> O_o
[22:18] * Togy wasnt expecting that
<Menelaus> The xbox has no browser though
<Duck> apparently YouPorn begs to differ
<Menelaus> I don't know what youporn is and I'm not interested >:D
<Duck> apparently YouPorn begs to differ
<Menelaus> I don't know what youporn is and I'm not interested >:D
03:56 Ciderlife and breast on tv
03:56 Ciderlife umm
03:56 Ciderlife changing channel now
03:56 Ciderlife
03:56 ed o_o
03:57 Ciderlife was one of those infomercials
03:57 Ciderlife about phonenumbers
03:57 Ciderlife
03:58 Ciderlife law and order
03:58 Ciderlife not so much
03:58 Ciderlife
03:59 ed cooooooooooooooooooooool
03:59 ed is now inside an n64 controller
03:59 Ciderlife umm
03:59 Ciderlife that just sounds wrong
03:56 Ciderlife umm
03:56 Ciderlife changing channel now
03:56 Ciderlife
03:56 ed o_o
03:57 Ciderlife was one of those infomercials
03:57 Ciderlife about phonenumbers
03:57 Ciderlife
03:58 Ciderlife law and order
03:58 Ciderlife not so much
03:58 Ciderlife
03:59 ed cooooooooooooooooooooool
03:59 ed is now inside an n64 controller
03:59 Ciderlife umm
03:59 Ciderlife that just sounds wrong
