[21:48] <cab86|away> :/ my left wrist hurts
[21:49] <cab86|away> i'm not used to the positions...

...Looks like cab has been at the porn again...

<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family

<+Loki> I thought this was a football free zone :P
<+Loki> But whatever
<+Blankie> Snap.
<+Loki> I don't give 2 shits
<+Star> Brain's asleep, so you're probably good ..
<@Brain> dont you BET on it.
<+Star> haha
<+Star> Brain's like a vampire.
<+Robly> he is!
<+Star> he just pops up out of the shadows.
<+Star> and yells, "NO FOOTBALL!"
<+Robly> thrice
<+Loki> bwahahaha
<+Robly> gah
<+Robly> foiled again
<+Robly> oh well
<+Robly> it was good while it lasted
<+Loki> Brain is NEVER asleep
<@Brain> yeah
<+Robly> brain is actually a machine
<@Brain> never asleep, always watching
<@Brain> im a bot.
<@Brain> beep.
<+Robly> either that or he sleeps with his eyes open - like gandalf
<+Star> Brain, does Boo know? :p
<@Brain> star sure, boo is a bot too
<@Brain> heheh
<+Star> :o
<+Star> bot secks.

[20:36] <Stealth> My friend sends me a snapchat of her feet on tile saying "Guess where I am"
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like

4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby

[06:21] <+Lowlife> I woke up at three
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:21] <+Lowlife> now, it's six
[06:21] <+Lowlife> and I'm filled up on caffeine
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <+Lowlife> and sugar
[06:22] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <Yami> hahaha
[06:22] <+Malediction> I can tell. x3
[06:22] <+Lowlife> so, maybe that's another reason for my current agression level
[06:22] <+Lowlife> but I really really hate stupid people
[06:22] <+Lowlife> >.<
[06:23] * +Lowlife thinks they should die
[06:23] <+Lowlife> give people an IQ test at the birth
[06:23] <+Lowlife> in writing
[06:23] <+Lowlife> whoever can't write his name
[06:23] <+Lowlife> gets discarded
[06:23] <+Lowlife> :D
[06:23] * +Lowlife hides

[19:51] <Marie> lol
[19:51] * Marie wants Gavs white creamy center
[19:51] <Togy> O_O

[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...

<Antipaticu`> is brick boy or girl?
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Brik> there is no brick in here
<Antipaticu`> Brik
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> is girl or boy?
<Antipaticu`> :)
* [BORG]Lowlife rols his eyes
<[BORG]Lowlife> :p
<Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you?
<Antipaticu`> only this time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Brik> so you'll remember it this time?
<Antipaticu`> yea i will rememer next time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Antipaticu`> so
<Antipaticu`> girl or boy?
<Brik> err
<Brik> <Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you? <- read the first word there
<Brik> :P
<Antipaticu`> umm
<Antipaticu`> ook
<Antipaticu`> so lowlife is homosexual. . . .
<Brik> yeah, you didn't know?
<Antipaticu`> :O
<Brik> and so am I ;)
* Antipaticu` hides
<Antipaticu`> :O
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*rofl*

<Dustin> kumi can you kick where
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