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#798 (4)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-05 04:06:00
<agentOran> i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
#11 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:44
(@Craig): i gotta stop eating random objects ;/
#1755 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2014-06-24 15:55:20
<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza
#1389 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-07 20:39:56
[16:14:18] <~Hisakata|Deaded> She does. I haven't plowed my fields for weeks.
#1243 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-03-16 06:25:16
07:22 <mnmnk> i thought myself english..
#1533 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-21 16:12:02
<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

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Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
#24 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:43:01
[20:29] <Rapunzl> actually, im not very dominant in the first place lol
[20:29] <Rapunzl> oh... were we talking scripts?
#836 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-10-20 14:51:35
#coding
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<Majic> le, sigh.
<Majic> I am getting kernel panicks and bus errors.
<Majic> At least irssi still works... :\
<Majic> ssh...
<psychon> how can anything work after a kernel panic?
<Majic> I have no idea...
<Aleksi> Isn't kernel panic the linux equivalent of a bluescreen? o.O
<Majic> It's yelling something about the kernel
<Majic> the terminal with ssh + screen + irssi is the only one working
<Majic> nothing else does anything
<Majic> lotsa input/output errors
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Linux doesn't even crash everything when there's a kernel panic? 0.o
#1541 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-06-28 17:41:29
17:39 +Crumpets cause Bahamut you this you are better than everyone else
17:40 +Crumpets wtf
17:40 +Crumpets i'm am retard
17:40 %Ifrit Yeah.
17:40 &Higurashi Well, you type like one.

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/eq/, can you feel the love?
#751 (-1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-10 03:29:13
<Karate|AFK> i open the package, and it was not properly sealed, ahdda cutto ff some n throe iw out
<Star> ah
* Star mourns the lost swiss.
<Karate|AFK> wow that was ha horribly typed sentence, same with this one, gettin ahead of ysehlf and my letters gettin all in hte wrong plaes
<Karate|AFK> i think together those are the worst two sentences ive ever tyepd