[21:34] * +ClaireBear gives Lowlife a possum to have the sex with
[21:34] <+ClaireBear> possums are lovely
[21:34] <+Hood> tried them have you?
[21:35] <+Hood> wondering when riv griffen will hop into this :P
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> oh godh
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> not him
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> he's worse than Lowlife
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> a million times worse
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> oh gosh
[21:35] <+Hood> I know :)
[21:36] <+ClaireBear> his mind is on a one way stret
[21:36] <+ClaireBear> he offends me greatly
[21:36] <+Lowlife> there is nobody worse than me
[21:36] <+Lowlife> >.<
[21:36] * +Lowlife fornicates all
[21:36] <+Hood> :P sounds like a challenge

#ChatSpike

[11:36:17] <+luigiman> Brain! Typo called me fat! :(
[11:36:34] <w00t> :O omg!
[11:36:41] <+luigiman> I know!
[11:36:43] <w00t> luigiman said fat! thats against my religion!!!
[11:36:46] <w00t> BAN HIMM0R!
[11:37:11] <+luigiman> w00t said luigiman! That's against my religion!
[11:37:31] <w00t> luigiman: You low down comcast user!
[11:37:53] <+luigiman> w00t said comcast! That's a curse word!
[11:38:20] <w00t> omg, Brain said "fuck"! PG!!! ;P
[11:38:28] <@Brain> PG! PG! :P
[11:38:34] <w00t> PG phone home

[03:11:23] -Notice- {from Global} [Network Notice] Majic (|) - Happy day!
[03:11:41] Minion gnaws on Majic
[03:11:58] <&Majic> slathers raspberries over Minion and starts licking
[03:11:58] <&Majic> >8D
[03:12:04] <Minion> :o
[03:12:12] <&Majic> It's okay
[03:12:15] <&Majic> I have experience
[03:12:26] Minion sticks a strawberry pocky in Majic's mouth
[03:12:35] <&Majic> I was not expecting "mouth"
[03:12:36] <&Majic> but yay :D
[03:12:38] <+Cavan> :/
[03:12:42] <Minion> haha
[03:12:43] <&Majic> his fault :x
[03:12:48] <+Cavan> you're both to blame
[03:12:51] <+Cavan> naughty bunnies
[03:13:00] <&Majic> noms on the le pocky and teh le Minion :D

[21:41] <Mahadeva> fuck me!!!!
[21:41] <JakeD> k
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<<<Do not try this at home as it may result is quick and precise backhand from another family member.>>>

[23:06] <Duck> my cat is going crazy
[23:06] <Duck> halp
[23:06] <Curly> crazy?
[23:06] <Duck> she's inside of the box and the box is MOVING at substantial speeds
[23:07] * Notling is now known as Notling|
[23:07] <Duck> it just jumped from one side of the room to the other
[23:07] <Curly> lol
[23:07] <Duck> like, the entire box left the ground
[23:07] <Duck> and uh
[23:07] <Duck> she just got fixed on monday last week
[23:07] <Duck> lol
[23:07] <taza> Your cat is working as intended. Closing bug report.

[00:16] <Majic> Hiya Doc
[00:16] * Dr_Kev ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[00:16] <Majic> Physical time, again? :p
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> o/
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> its always physical time
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> booyakasha
[00:17] <Majic> yaya
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k, who thinks this is a clue to what goes on in #opers?

<+Chronus|away> i demand oper elections
<+aksel> <-old black female
<+aksel> I demand OP!
<@Craig> elections would be great.. if this were a democracy.. however, its run by two hell bent psychos :D

[18:59:21] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +hoe Kiti Kiti Kiti!*@*]
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[19:00:09] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +bitch Kiti*!*@* Kiti]
[19:00:11] <Majic> hehehe
[19:00:24] * [KoYc]Lowlife sets modes [#soapspike -b Kiti*!*@*]
[19:00:28] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:00:29] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike -itch Kiti]
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[19:02:08] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +snog [KoYc]Lowlife SEX]
[19:02:09] <Majic> :D
[19:02:20] <Majic> likey likey? :D
[19:02:23] <[KoYc]Lowlife> lol
[19:02:38] * [KoYc]Lowlife drivvels on Majic
[19:02:41] <Majic> :D
[19:02:47] * Majic lawls [KoYc]Lowlife
[19:03:18] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +shit Kioshto]
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[19:03:28] <Majic> hehehe
[19:03:45] <Majic> I wish we had a mode U
[19:03:56] <Majic> Could do +cunt and +hump...
[19:04:08] <Majic> and +fuck. :p
[19:04:16] <Majic> NO!
[19:04:19] <Majic> +fucking!!!!
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| I might need therapy... |
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#lamer

<mmind> yes. you're all a bunch of lamers
<mmind> i'm glad i'm not in this channel
<mmind> wait

<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE