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13:04:40 * AnMaster slaps Majic|Irssi with a super-large, super-smelly, decaying digitally-enhanced reinforced IRC-grade trout
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.
[05:35:58] * Nanu ambushez.
[05:36:12] * Nanu hidez behind PoHa
[05:36:56] * PoHa| slawdrz Nanu
[05:37:01] <egel> oh you're reading Erikson? nice.
[05:36:12] * Nanu hidez behind PoHa
[05:36:56] * PoHa| slawdrz Nanu
[05:37:01] <egel> oh you're reading Erikson? nice.
[17:47] <Dr_Kev> wait till he's hard Togy
muppetfisch: i need cock
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
----
(its Rebs)
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
----
(its Rebs)
<Brain> one thing i wish i could do though is lip read
<Brain> its a damn useful skill to have even when you can hear
<Doc> lip reading takes a lot of patience
<Doc> as does not beating mimes to death :)
<Brain> its a damn useful skill to have even when you can hear
<Doc> lip reading takes a lot of patience
<Doc> as does not beating mimes to death :)
<+Loucho> i fuking hate dying from a single shit
[17:20] <~Kross> I may be slow with the "words" but I bet I could (out) {bracket} ${any[one]}->here();
[17:20] <~Kross> well, except maybe the other programmers
[17:20] <+NewClassic> "I can run faster than any of you... Except the runners!"
[17:20] <~Kross> haha
[17:20] <~Kross> well, except maybe the other programmers
[17:20] <+NewClassic> "I can run faster than any of you... Except the runners!"
[17:20] <~Kross> haha
--> webs ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
--- ChanServ sets modes [#inspircd +v webs]
* Ib3N looks puzzled at webs host
<webs> :D
<Brain> it probably means 'dog' in french
<Brain> (j/k)
<Ib3N> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#inspircd +v webs]
* Ib3N looks puzzled at webs host
<webs> :D
<Brain> it probably means 'dog' in french
<Brain> (j/k)
<Ib3N> lol
<~Hisakata> Hisakata go to bed.
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D
<Gussexy> i did /list >_>
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
