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#641 (3)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-09-04 02:39:01
-Global- From Brain: WARNING!!! DO NOT LET DR_KEV EXAMINE YOUR PENIS! HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR AND YOU CANT DIAGNOSE HERPES BY NOSE LENGTH!

Ten seconds later in #nintendo...

<digipen89> anyone else get the global message?
#1101 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-15 23:39:47
[15:53:02] <Majic> Hmm...
[15:53:05] <Majic> that's not linked. :p
[15:53:42] * ed links
[15:59:56] <Majic> ahaha
[16:00:07] <Majic> I call xevix|fornicating!
[16:00:14] -NickServ- Nickname xevix|fornicating has been linked to your nickname.
[16:28:43] <xevix> bullshit
[16:29:04] <xevix> fake my name again and you might not like the results
[16:32:02] <xevix> it wasn't fornicating, it was playing btw
[16:32:10] <xevix> not with my cock, but a game
[16:34:58] * Lowlife is now known as Naplife
[16:37:32] <Majic> aahahahaha
#500 (3)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2005-11-11 23:39:39
[23:36:47] [@AngryMutantPenguin]: gogle 3DSMax, then
[23:36:51] [@AngryMutantPenguin]: google*
[23:37:53] [blakice]: then what?
[23:38:06] [@AngryMutantPenguin]: then go to the websites you find
[23:38:10] [blakice]: ok thx.
#83 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:01:50
[11:08] * DarkSide twiddles Mem's nips
[11:08] <DarkSide> oh shit
[11:08] * Gadeia is now known as Gadaway
[11:08] <DarkSide> lol
[11:08] <DarkSide> srry viv
#1151 (-2)
Posted by Pyro @ 2007-07-05 03:04:15
<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting
#903 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-20 08:20:31
[00:16] <Majic> Hiya Doc
[00:16] * Dr_Kev ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[00:16] <Majic> Physical time, again? :p
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> o/
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> its always physical time
[00:17] <Dr_Kev> booyakasha
[00:17] <Majic> yaya
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k, who thinks this is a clue to what goes on in #opers?
#877 (-3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-09 20:01:15
<Ib> er. for the record, Im as hetero as they (we) come
<Ib> hehe..
<ed> course you are ib ;) (corrected)
<FBI> whats a hetero?
<ed> keep telling yourself that
<Ib> ...
#540 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-30 18:51:25
* SirOlli spanks Brik
* Imstillmartin sets mode: +o SirOlli
* Imstillmartin spanks SirOlli once for punishment, and once for pleasure!
* SirOlli sets mode: -o Imstillmartin
* SirOlli sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-C3AEA1DA.ipt.aol.com
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* Imstillmartin was kicked by SirOlli (your punishment, my pleasure. no opping me.)
* SirOlli sets mode: -o SirOlli
-LoveServ- Ive just SPANKED you really hard but playfully, because Imstillmartin asked me to! ;)
<SirOlli> LMAO
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol
#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.