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#343 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 18:11:00
* Elphaba snickers
* SirOlli mars
[several mins of nothing at all]
<Darzan> LOL
<Darzan> I finally got the joke
<Darzan> ahahahahahahaha
<Elphaba> hahaha
<Brik> lol
<Darzan> shup
<Darzan> gotta go
<Darzan> ;
<Darzan> )
<Darzan> ACK!
<Darzan> ;)
* Darzan has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: )
#1336 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-08-25 13:02:06
* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?
#1527 (3)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:58:44
[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD
#1601 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:15:02
<I> Three rings for the elven kings under the sky. Me, Xhu, Curly. Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone. AOPs and HOPs. Nine for mortal men doomed to die. Those would be the voiced users. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. HI KUMI.

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I got 'I' talking about LOTR. I definitely regretted it afterwards.
#1321 (-2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-07-17 05:31:12
[06:21] <+Lowlife> I woke up at three
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:21] <+Lowlife> now, it's six
[06:21] <+Lowlife> and I'm filled up on caffeine
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <+Lowlife> and sugar
[06:22] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <Yami> hahaha
[06:22] <+Malediction> I can tell. x3
[06:22] <+Lowlife> so, maybe that's another reason for my current agression level
[06:22] <+Lowlife> but I really really hate stupid people
[06:22] <+Lowlife> >.<
[06:23] * +Lowlife thinks they should die
[06:23] <+Lowlife> give people an IQ test at the birth
[06:23] <+Lowlife> in writing
[06:23] <+Lowlife> whoever can't write his name
[06:23] <+Lowlife> gets discarded
[06:23] <+Lowlife> :D
[06:23] * +Lowlife hides
#1338 (1)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-08-30 02:19:38
[13:11] <Balthy> now that is disturbing
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> no u
[13:11] <SHK> No U
[13:11] <Balthy> yes u
[13:11] <Hello> NOU
[13:11] <SHK> NO U
[13:11] <SHK> Quotespiking this
[13:11] <w00t> no you, sir, are the disturbing one
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> I'm always disturbing
[13:11] <Balthy> I scare myself sometimes
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#1266 (0)
Posted by jessica @ 2008-07-26 00:30:58
19:27 < LiquidAtom> configure: error: Terminfo/termcap not found - install
ncurses-devel package
19:27 <@satmd> solution included.
19:27 < LiquidAtom> OH
19:27 < LiquidAtom> :$
19:27 < Doc> It means you need to install ncurses-devel
19:27 <@satmd> :D
19:27 * LiquidAtom throws himself into the pit of nub

#1200 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-11-16 04:31:57
[Thu,8:28:57p] <Blades|Laptop> Pyro: i had something to tell you
[Thu,8:29:04p] <Pyro> uh oh
[Thu,8:29:07p] <Blades|Laptop> but i cant remember what it was
[Thu,8:29:08p] <Blades|Laptop> :/
[Thu,8:29:13p] <Pyro> you aren't wearing pants?
[Thu,8:29:28p] <Blades|Laptop> no, im wearing pants
[Thu,8:29:45p] <Karate> are you wearing undies though? :p
[Thu,8:29:55p] <Blades|Laptop> yes
[Thu,8:30:14p] <Karate> and a shirt?
[Thu,8:30:28p] <Blades|Laptop> yep
[Thu,8:30:37p] <Karate> and a bra
[Thu,8:30:38p] <Karate> ?
[Thu,8:30:45p] <Blades|Laptop> and socks and shoes
#923 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-14 04:18:18
[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock