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<kedar> hello
<kedar> is anybody in here
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Im the only person in the channel -__-'

(&Om) (&w00t) NEWSFLASH
(&Om) (&w00t) Om is a meanie poo
(&Om) Who's that a newsflash for?
(&w00t) >_>
(&w00t) <_<
(%dz) goldfish

-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! *ahem*
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/

<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!

<goose> how exactly does karma work anyways?
<goose> karma goose
<Sporks> goose has a karma of 4
<Olli> depending on how much people give a damn about using the karma-function
<Lenny> most forget about it as it's not used to much
<Olli> there's better ways of showing appreciation ;)
<Lenny> of coures there is
* Lenny hugs Olli
* Lenny hugs goose
<Olli> for example ;)
<goose> then, there's goose, who just has to over do everything
* goose sacrifices a small goat to Olli
<Olli> what?
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> you bastard!
<Olli> you utter utter...
<Olli> small goat.
<Olli> SMALL.
<Olli> pfff.
<Olli> a goat!
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> pfff
* goose sacrifices an orphan to Olli
<goose> happy?
<Lenny> ROFL
<Olli> in the good old times I'd 'Ve got a bull
<Olli> oh
<Olli> goose!
<Lenny> lol
* Olli looks benevolent at goose
<Olli> blessings upon you

[17:33] <+ed> fuck it ima pull it out
[17:44] <+ed> ahhhh, thats better

<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head

<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."

<Ib> I had nightmares about when the first time I heard a womans vagina rips open when giving birth
<KHASN> ooookay
<KHASN> TMI
<Brik> just in time for the fun, KHASN
<Ib> actually, my girlfriend told me, and I didnt belive her, so I called my mom to check if it was true..
<Karate> lol
<Ib> she got annoyed with me, caus I didnt already know

... #ChatSpike is full of such amazingly intellectual conversations on a range of subjects...

<Rosencrantz> I love you guys
<Rosencrantz> You're all my friends
<Rane> Feeling's not mutual Rosencrantz.