* QJ is now known as Guest29672
<goose> YOU FAILED TO IDENTIFY
<goose> OMG PWN
<Higurashi> You're such the helpful helper, goose. x)
<goose> E is for Effort, Higurashi
<goose> however, I think you'll notice that "Effort" also has two "F"s in it
<goose> and F is for Failure
<Higurashi> And g? Ginormous failure?
<goose> henceforth
<goose> effort = DOUBLE FAIL
<Higurashi> I'ma go with that, then.

[14:59] <IdleBot> Syloq, the Goose Slayer, has attained level 42! Next level in 3 days, 12:56:04.
[14:59] <IdleBot> Syloq [166/309] has challenged goose [58/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[14:59] <IdleBot> Syloq reaches next level in 3 days, 05:17:26.

* sexy_geek cuts off Dr_Kev's family jewels and auctions them to a rich arab for 3 camels and a eunach
<`Boo> ouch
<`Boo> heheheh
<sexy_geek> hehe
<sexy_geek> that'll teach him
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> why did you want a eunach in the trade?
<sexy_geek> i didnt want one
<sexy_geek> its an arab thing you always get a eunach

[23:31] <Majic> Does it turn green, yellow, or brown? :p
[23:31] <Mahadeva> it has a clear color
[23:32] <Majic> Like Elmer's Glue? 0.o
[23:32] <Mahadeva> or white
[23:32] <Majic> That would explain a lot....
[23:32] <Mahadeva> lol
[23:32] <Majic> Kids eating paste = bad
[23:32] <Mahadeva> elmers must be horse cum

[22:05] <Carbon> I should sleep
[22:06] <Carbon> I now have a tshirt saying "No, I will not fix your computer"
[22:07] <Curly> lol
[22:07] <Carbon> :)
[22:07] <Stealthie> but you WILL fix my computer
[22:07] <Carbon> no I won't
[22:08] <Carbon> D:
[22:08] * Hydrogen 'fixes' FallingUp's computers
[22:09] <Hydrogen> The hard drives are now 100% full, and contain nothing other than uninstalled images of a 7 year old osx install

<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is

[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides

<TLKiller990> pro wrestling is real

22:28:09 [+Hisakata] Because you touch yourself at night.
22:28:59 [@dz] hardly

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[20:42:56]<+bbdude> WE LOVE YOU SCROLLLOCK
[20:43:14]<%ScrollLock> i know. i know. :)

Finally some acknowledgement! :D