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#215 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:12
(BlindFool): Pred, enough on the Football, you spend more time reversing decisions than a french tank so your say is void
#992 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-29 23:18:39
[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#892 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-17 00:06:44
[16:02] <Majic> ............................
[16:03] <Excal> Wheres pacman when you need him?
#314 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-18 03:19:18
<Beer> also 1 =0.003875
<Craig-Away> Hex?
<Craig-Away> nah
<Craig-Away> that cant be right
<Beer> no.. fixed point word ;)
<Craig-Away> aah
<Craig-Away> :P
<Beer> 16-bit word even
<cab86> heh
<Beer> point being in the middle
<Craig-Away> 1=1 in hex
<Craig-Away> lol
#910 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-23 04:14:43
[20:08] <Majic> asl?
[20:08] <Hart> No dsl
[20:08] <Majic> :p
[20:08] <Hart> adsl was too much at the time
[20:08] <Odin> american sign language?
[20:08] <Majic> ....
[20:08] <Majic> A/S/L*
[20:09] <Majic> God damn, how do you hit on a geek?
[20:09] <Hart> Is that like a rights league or something
#1711 (-3)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-12 13:28:07
[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
#1007 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-11-01 14:26:39
<vile> yeah, if you'r not interested in whores & drugs you can always go to tulip fields.
#904 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-08-20 09:25:28
<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze
#1189 (3)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-09-25 22:29:08
<Aristeo> For some reason, every time I see "phpMyAdmin", I read "Pimp My Admin"