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#33 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:07
[18:52] <Azador`> i'm afraid of coma
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep
#126 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:07
LeperMessiah: hmm i have cucumber on my ass =/
ScrollLock: yeah, we know LeperMessiah ...
Dr_Kevorkian enters #winbot
ChanServ sets mode +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
SoloFlock: [Dr_Kevorkian] when bring crack come high
LeperMessiah: oh you do ?
ScrollLock: yup
nathanhart: Why do you have vegtables in your bum?
LeperMessiah: ;D
nathanhart: Or do you have vegtables growing from your bum?
nathanhart: If so you might want to get that looked at
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im a vegitarian but this is just too much!
#70 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:06
<Marie> your fault for keeping me up til 6am
<+MrBOFH> you keep me up!
<+MrBOFH> til 6am
#1649 (5)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-24 17:37:26
Olli: Just told someone about my new bike. She asked if a girl friend wouldnt be better.
Havvy: Olli: Did you ask her if she was willing to be that girlfriend?
Olli: My reply: why? Bike is cheaper in the long run, doesn't bitch when I lock it in the garage, carries me, i've got 10 years warranty on the frame and the first maintenance check is free. I'd like to see the girlfriend that can keep up with that.
#1679 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-03-09 01:49:13
[19:32] <gallaeaho> jesus
[19:32] <gallaeaho> i just opened this beer
[19:33] <gallaeaho> now it's gone
[19:33] <FallingUp> Lush
[19:33] * Stealthie covers a burp
[19:33] <Stealthie> <.<
#1391 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-09 21:57:47
21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty
#1445 (1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-11 01:33:20
<+Duck> :P
<+Duck> Also
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> On that note, I have to go to the store
* Duck is now known as Duck-Duck-AWAYYY
#391 (1)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2005-01-03 14:01:12
[14:45:39] <Ish|aweh> [14:42:45] * Dr_Kev locks Baboon and rilla in a cage to procreate <---- now we know why baboons have red asses
#455 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-02-14 01:16:09
[20:16] <cab86> egocentric self-centered bastard!
[20:16] <Craig-Away> how can i help you?
#1711 (-3)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-12 13:28:07
[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.