<NoMorePie> [ Question 26, Category General ] How many acres are there in one square mile?
<NoMorePie> [ Hint Two: ] Number of acres in one square mile

<ScrollLock> hmm, Ib is really taking the lead in the opers poll :)
<{-_-}> 1-0 is a lead?
<Ib> hehe
<Ib> amusing ;)
<cab86> yes, according to the electoral college :P
<{-_-}> oh no
<ScrollLock> 6 votes vs 4 is the closest compeditor
<{-_-}> not another presidential election discussion
<cab86> no
<cab86> this is oper election poll
<cab86> :P
<{-_-}> same crap... different name ;p

<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.

[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly

[22:21:16] * Craig munches his nuts :)

<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.

muppetfisch: i need cock
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
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(its Rebs)

<AwgMotH> FUCK MY FINAL EXAMS!
* Bernhammer fucks AwgMotH's final exams.
<Bernhammer> anything else you want me to do?
<AwgMotH> no that was about it
<AwgMotH> ty
<Bernhammer> my pleasure
<Bernhammer> you better believe it was my pleasure :D
<AwgMotH> but i guess i had to tell u my exams are gay...
* Bernhammer already knew
<AwgMotH> but then...
<AwgMotH> that makes you...
<AwgMotH> gross!
<Bernhammer> ha ha

<Dnfforever> Am I the only one who sees a drowning man when I type lol
<Dnfforever> ?
<xag> O_O
<xag> yes