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#1531 (4)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-20 00:58:08
[01:43:01] <+Alisaihin> The victim was a high school music teacher. She was found electrocuted to death.
[01:43:05] <+SkyMyl> Well, Frank, it looks like she must have been...
[01:43:09] * +SkyMyl sunglasses
[01:43:17] <+SkyMyl> ...a good conductor.
[01:43:21] <+SkyMyl> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[01:43:43] * +Alisaihin lols
#140 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:52:00
* Craig removes some quotes from quotespike >:/
<`codu> \o/ Laughing Out Loud \o/
<\\Fin\> boredom is overwhelming...
<%Gav> lol which ones Craig? :P
<@Craig> what part of..
<`codu> Craig is the active op
<@Craig> "Craig: i forbid anyone to quote that" does ppl not understand? :/
<`codu> an active op, that's something you don't hear everydat
<\\Fin\> lol
<%Gav> coz it means it's good to quote? :P
#1298 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-07 02:10:32
(03:05:51) <Cyber_Akuma> Man, I remember my Windows 95 days playing a lot of dos games
(03:05:54) <CyberBotX> Yay CGA!
(03:06:05) <Cyber_Akuma> having to choose my video hardware and sound hardware wevery time I started some games
(03:06:17) <Cyber_Akuma> I loved Stunts
(03:06:18) <Cyber_Akuma> XD
(03:06:41) <Majic> I played on the Macintosh.
(03:06:45) <Majic> Lemmings bitches.
(03:06:48) <Majic> LEMMINGS.
#1002 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-31 00:45:10
<Alan> i was reading 'howstuffworks.com' today and looked up like computers and stuff just so i dont feel stupid
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I did that for the "Birds and the Bees". :p
#847 (5)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 00:35:54
#soapspike

[00:31:25] <Karate> shall i continue? :p
[00:32:37] <ed> yes
[00:32:38] <ed> :D
[00:32:57] <Karate> lol too bad, i dont wanna :p
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[00:33:52] * ed inserts a coin into rateh's slot
[00:33:56] <ed> continue dammit!
[00:33:57] <ed> ;p
[00:34:00] * Karate doesnt have a slot :p
#972 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-16 21:19:41
<Olli> hm
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
#291 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 18:20:13
[18:18] <Laloyal> it doesnt have a really cancel thingy
[18:18] <Laloyal> FUCK
[18:18] <Laloyal> I deleted my premium
[18:18] <Laloyal> ARG
[18:18] <Brain> LMAO
[18:18] <Laloyal> I FUCKING HATE THIS
[18:18] <Brain> n00b
[18:18] <Laloyal> dammit
[18:18] <Laloyal> now what ?
[18:18] <Laloyal> omg
[18:18] <k1b0rg> why would u do that :)
[18:18] <Brain> put one hand on your head, stand on one leg, and sing star spangled banner.
#695 (3)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-11-03 09:31:18
[20:28] <Ib3N> I scored all topscores on testing my english
[20:29] <Ib3N> measured in speed, preformance and precice
[20:29] <Ib3N> *s
[20:29] <Ib3N> hehe
[20:29] <Dr_Kev> lol
#863 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-08-01 23:05:50
* Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
* Adre has joined #panduhwerks
* ChanServ sets mode: +oq Adre Adre
<Excal> haha
<Excal> :P
<Excal> Whyd you get killed?
<Excal> adre?
<Adre> i dont know
<Excal> lol?
<Adre> what did it say?
<Adre> ping timeout?
<Excal> "mwaha"
<Excal> lol
<Adre> really?
<Excal> * Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
<Adre> omfg, that little asshole

He said it...
/me runs
#1709 (2)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-11 06:34:31
[12:24:34] <milo> what do people do at bell labs?
[12:26:10] <special> they make bells.
[12:32:40] <milo> ok
[12:32:47] <milo> i thought they make unix
[12:32:50] <milo> :p
[12:33:04] <peachykeen> different labs
[12:33:11] <peachykeen> bell labs makes very high quality bells
[12:33:33] <peachykeen> one of my roommates actually has a few of their older ones, one of the graham series, and i think one of the alexanders
[12:33:46] <milo> lol ok