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#1657 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2011-10-12 03:51:41
* Now talking on ##windows
<goose> I just got my laptop back from HP repair, on my welcome/login screen, I now have an "Administrator" user, how can I remove it?
<SP1> why do you wanna remove the administrator
<SP1> goose?
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen
<SP1> why not just add a password to it so it cant be accessed
<goose> ...
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen.
<goose> I do not want to put a password on it so it can't be accessed.
<goose> I don't want to see it when I turn my laptop on.
<SP1> well it might come in handy when you have to update or install some programs goose
<MaxFrames> goose: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/enable-the-hidden-administrator-account-on-windows-vista/
<MaxFrames> reverse that
<MaxFrames> they probably used the account to troubleshoot the machine
<goose> MaxFrames, thank you for an answer that doesn't make me want to punch you in the face
<goose> I appreciate it
#99 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:45
[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard
#210 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:13:05
<Manager> Ib3N : we have 60th something in Rhinos
<Ib3N> mhm
<Manager> he has his 2 kids also playing with him ;)
* [Brain] choses not to mis-interpret that
<Manager> LOL
<salkaman> roflmao
<salkaman> that's
<salkaman> so wrong
<[Brain]> yet so funny
#406 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-01-06 20:45:39
(20:45:29) (+Togy) omg...i'm an idiot :(
#1505 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-02-20 20:55:33
<+playboyman> in ZNC, I noticed that the host its using is divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org, which isn't on my list
<tichit> what ip is it conigured for?
<+playboyman> that's the thing: I don't see an ip
<tichit> unable to resolve divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org
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With a host like that, I'm not surprised ;)
#220 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:24
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
#1308 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-04-20 02:55:23
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
#1533 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-21 16:12:02
<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

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Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
#1321 (-2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-07-17 05:31:12
[06:21] <+Lowlife> I woke up at three
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:21] <+Lowlife> now, it's six
[06:21] <+Lowlife> and I'm filled up on caffeine
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <+Lowlife> and sugar
[06:22] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <Yami> hahaha
[06:22] <+Malediction> I can tell. x3
[06:22] <+Lowlife> so, maybe that's another reason for my current agression level
[06:22] <+Lowlife> but I really really hate stupid people
[06:22] <+Lowlife> >.<
[06:23] * +Lowlife thinks they should die
[06:23] <+Lowlife> give people an IQ test at the birth
[06:23] <+Lowlife> in writing
[06:23] <+Lowlife> whoever can't write his name
[06:23] <+Lowlife> gets discarded
[06:23] <+Lowlife> :D
[06:23] * +Lowlife hides
#1072 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-18 02:03:52
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike -ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <w00t> oopsie
[18:03] <Majic> Thanks.
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +vvvvvvvvvvv [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <Majic> Wait..oh...
[18:03] <Avengeful> eek
[18:03] <Majic> I thought you voiced me. lol
[18:03] <peavey> lol hax
[18:03] <w00t> so did I, then I went 'fuck'
[18:04] <Majic> ahaha