[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

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Whatever that was...

[17:11] * AdorableKitten liquifies
[17:11] * E drinks Xitel.
[17:11] <Swaki> save some for me
[17:11] <Swaki> i always wanted xitel inside of me
[17:11] <+AdorableKitten> ...
[17:11] <+TheBlackKnight> ...
[17:11] <+E> ...
[17:11] <+MrLS> ...
[17:11] <+Greyfox105> ...

<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock

[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> Angelic_Devil: where is Alfy?
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> asleep
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> wake him up
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> no
[01:45] * Togy hugs angelic
[01:45] <Larkin> yes
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> i cant:P
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> not only will i get slapped severely,
[01:45] <Togy> shes tied to the computer
[01:45] <Larkin> too tired ?;)
[01:46] <Togy> :p
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> my parents r asleep between me and him
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> whoa
[01:46] <Togy> O_o
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> HELLO!
[01:46] <Larkin> what the bloody heck!
[01:46] <Togy> u sleep with your parents?

<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>

* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?

<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<

[21:55] * ol is officially a dumbass

* Dave is listening to "Hubba Hubba Zoot-Zoot" by Caramba
* ThirdEye is listening to the sound of many women moaning.
<Chad> ddc me it ThirdEye