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#62 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:51:37
<LostProphet> who wants to see a picture of me drunk?
<[BRC]treesa> hehehe
<[BRC]treesa> is it nude?
<[BRC]treesa> :)
<Gav> i'll take 2 nudes to sell on ebay
<LostProphet> lol
<LostProphet> no
<Gav> both to treesa as it seems
#1105 (-2)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-03-26 23:02:24
<Loranna> I feel silly going into battle with a flamingo
#1765 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-12 17:54:09
<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k
#1029 (-3)
Posted by Jack @ 2006-11-27 20:57:26
[13:59] <[IP]Jack> lol... we do not need to be discussing Preds wank habits...
[13:59] <Pred> blame cracker
[13:59] <Pred> he brought it up
[13:59] <Pred> for the third time :P
#774 (1)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-02 07:29:33
<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p
#165 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:59:36
[02:14] <nathanhart> That would be a horrid sight
[02:14] <nathanhart> Some chap with peckers all the way around
[02:15] <[DE]Kosh> how bout i just give him a bigger one pinky?
[02:15] <[DE]Kosh> ;)
#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
#1767 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-20 19:53:48
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

Sporks knows. ;)
#777 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-04 19:42:35
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
#1472 (5)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-05 16:34:07
<Duck> 8=D
<Duck> Solve this equation
<Curly> D=(-8)^2
<Curly> oh wait
<Curly> nooooooo
<Duck> lmao
<Curly> *stabs her sleepy brain*
<Duck> you tried to solve 8=D
<Duck> rofl
<Curly> it's penis :X
<Duck> I KNOW LOL