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<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
<Gussexy> i did /list >_>
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
[16:02] <Majic> ............................
[16:03] <Excal> Wheres pacman when you need him?
[16:03] <Excal> Wheres pacman when you need him?
<Dnfforever> Am I the only one who sees a drowning man when I type lol
<Dnfforever> ?
<xag> O_O
<xag> yes
<Dnfforever> ?
<xag> O_O
<xag> yes
[19:23] <ed> irc.icq.com #teens
[19:23] <ed> funny shit
[19:23] * Tarwen haxx0rz eds underpants
[19:23] <ed> funny shit
[19:23] * Tarwen haxx0rz eds underpants
<+Salina> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Salina has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> wolfbot: lynch Special
<@wolfbot> Brad_R has voted to lynch Special!
<+dev0> wolfbot:lynch brad_r
<@wolfbot> dev0 has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> oh wtf
<+Brad_R> you all fail
<+Brad_R> i iz villager
<+Special> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Special has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot lynch Brad_R
<+Brad_R> youll see
<+Brad_R> YOULL ALL SEE!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> X-Ception has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<@wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch Brad_R!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
<Brad_R> Told you.
Cannot send to channel. You at least need +v when channel is +m.
<@wolfbot> Salina has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> wolfbot: lynch Special
<@wolfbot> Brad_R has voted to lynch Special!
<+dev0> wolfbot:lynch brad_r
<@wolfbot> dev0 has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> oh wtf
<+Brad_R> you all fail
<+Brad_R> i iz villager
<+Special> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Special has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot lynch Brad_R
<+Brad_R> youll see
<+Brad_R> YOULL ALL SEE!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> X-Ception has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<@wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch Brad_R!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
<Brad_R> Told you.
Cannot send to channel. You at least need +v when channel is +m.
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages
Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
[18:11] <Karate|Asleepin> yes i always wanted to be butt nekid in a window with pervs lookin at me
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
* Om wonders if the channel would ever recover if he dug out the most recent pics of himself :|
* Walrus gets his lightsaber
(@Pete|AFK) Well.. no. No it wouldn't. that's the whole problem you confounding moron :/
* Walrus gets his lightsaber
(@Pete|AFK) Well.. no. No it wouldn't. that's the whole problem you confounding moron :/
