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#1532 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-20 20:00:14
<Lizzy> lols
<Lizzy> so i just found out that a hooters opened up in jhb
* Higurashi gives voice to Lizzy
<Higurashi> Honk honk.
<Iain> lol
<Iain> i dont think we have a hooters here :/
<Higurashi> We have plenty.
<Higurashi> Lizzy contributes with a fine pair.
<Iain> errr
<Soo> Lizzy's are better than mine
<Higurashi> I could never choose.
<Higurashi> It's like choosing between chocolate and caramel sauce on ice cream.
<Higurashi> I take both!
#1657 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2011-10-12 03:51:41
* Now talking on ##windows
<goose> I just got my laptop back from HP repair, on my welcome/login screen, I now have an "Administrator" user, how can I remove it?
<SP1> why do you wanna remove the administrator
<SP1> goose?
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen
<SP1> why not just add a password to it so it cant be accessed
<goose> ...
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen.
<goose> I do not want to put a password on it so it can't be accessed.
<goose> I don't want to see it when I turn my laptop on.
<SP1> well it might come in handy when you have to update or install some programs goose
<MaxFrames> goose: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/enable-the-hidden-administrator-account-on-windows-vista/
<MaxFrames> reverse that
<MaxFrames> they probably used the account to troubleshoot the machine
<goose> MaxFrames, thank you for an answer that doesn't make me want to punch you in the face
<goose> I appreciate it
#1215 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-12-08 02:37:04
<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel
#1010 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-07 04:30:22
(08:28:27 PM) Majic: I have this laptop hooked up on ethernet to another laptop of mine that is sharing the internet connection through the ethernet port from it's wifi card. :p
(08:28:51 PM) vidd: thats the linux spirit!
(08:28:58 PM) Majic: heh
(08:29:04 PM) Majic: almost done downloading
(08:29:09 PM) vidd: hack until it hurts....i mean works!
#319 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:41:27
<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first
#1136 (3)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-05-27 23:27:37
[00:26] <Proweler> Is google advertising penis enlargements now?
[00:26] <Proweler> " | New! Bigger attachments | "
#822 (-2)
Posted by naiSt @ 2006-06-29 00:26:39
[01:20:10] <Spinnvill> om det handler om flelser s skulle du kanskje hrt p sanger med gode tekster og herlige gitar soloer elns
[01:20:19] <spursy> gitar soloer
[01:20:21] <spursy> noe s care:P
[01:20:24] <naiSty> eneste gangene jeg hrer p trance er nr jeg er full... siden jeg har sluttet drikke betyr det ALDRI
[01:20:28] <Julie> Spinnvill: hvis du aldri har hrt en trancesang med bra tekst, s er det veldig synd i deg :)
[01:20:36] <naiSty> bra tekst i trance^^
[01:20:36] <Spinnvill> ikke "baby, i love you baby... can't you see baby? send me a sms baby"
[01:20:54] <naiSty> dagens!
[01:21:11] <naiSty> klarer ikke slutte le^^
[01:21:15] <Joey> definitivt dagens
[01:21:16] <HellsLady> noe ala "I wanna fuck you so hard, take off!!"
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
<-- Archy` has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#363 (4)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2004-12-15 18:18:52
[19:17:30] <^MeM^|Away> do i speak gibberish or something to brik?
[19:17:59] <Brik> wtf is gibberish
#1419 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-11-03 02:36:29
<Sanity> .define clue2
<cookies> It was cookies in the White House with the Swine Flu.