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#1248 (4)
Posted by IronLegend @ 2008-04-14 23:27:46
(00:23:39) (+IronLegend) bloemkool
(00:23:44) (&peavey) blomk����l
(00:23:50) (+voidzero) swedish?
(00:23:50) (%Sporks) swedish is, like, like german on laughing gas
#289 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 01:17:08
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
#977 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-10-20 19:53:59
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! *ahem*
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/
#1717 (3)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2012-11-02 11:04:53
<titsos> lips would be weird in my area
#904 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-08-20 09:25:28
<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze
#451 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-02-06 20:09:53
<Herbstwind> wow, someone complaining that he wasted time on irc, unbelievable....
#1005 (3)
Posted by MartroniX @ 2007-10-07 22:07:30
[23:03:18] <MartroniX> know what always amazes me?
[23:03:33] <MartroniX> women are supposed to be better at multitasking right?
[23:03:43] <Atomsk> yup and they are
[23:04:09] <MartroniX> well then how come they cant seem to be multi tasking at:
[23:04:41] <MartroniX> braking, speeding up, steering, looking out for traffic, clutch, shift and talk at the same time, but men can :P
[23:04:54] <Atomsk> ah, simple
[23:05:03] <Atomsk> add logic to the task and it all goes to shit
#407 (2)
Posted by Dave @ 2005-01-07 01:08:49
* dotcomguy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* dotcomguy has quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You have an open proxy, dotcomguy (OPM). Please visit www.blitzed.org/proxy?ip=(IP Hidden) for more information.))
<Mech> ROFL
<Mech> I wonder if that was the real dotcomguy...:D
<Pitfan> I hope so, it's much more funny that way
<Dave> i think that's him
<typobox43> yeah, that was him. ;)

Not even IRCops are above the scan.
#954 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-21 22:56:56
<Saint_Magnum> :O
<Saint_Magnum> :O:O:O
<Saint_Magnum> OPERA!
<Saint_Magnum> STRONGHOLD!
<Saint_Magnum> GAY SEX!
#1264 (2)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-07-13 18:33:57
#inspircd
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<Majic> I haven't been. :)
<Brain> you have. :p
<Majic> Have not. :P
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Lol. Brain and Majic are arguing like kids.