[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)

* Joins: Anon1370
<Anon1370> hey
<Anon1370> i love cum
* Quits: Anon1370
<Magnus> We get wonderful people in here.

<InitHello> packing penis!
<Kumi> oh sweet jesus it's massive


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<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic

[21:52:47] <webs> <3 <3 <3 <3
[21:52:57] <Majic> :D
[21:52:58] <Majic> [Now Playing] Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles at 320 kbps. ~ MPEG audio file ~
[21:56:09] <Majic> "Sperm is known to develop best in cool surroundings, which is why the testicles are situated outside a man's body within the scrotum." Keeping the body cooler by sleeping naked may be beneficial for male fertility.
[21:56:13] <Majic> I did not know that!!! :D
[21:56:30] <webs> :D
[21:56:57] <webs> my sperm is cool.

[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: so in that time
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: i took a shit
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: and made a cup of coffee
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: thats a bloody long intro
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: lol
[01:29] Brain: back
[01:30] Brain: lol
[01:30] Brain: dont get the two muddled up
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: lmao
[01:30] Brain: or youll take a shit in your coffee
[01:30] Brain: :/
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: another 'Yummy' moment, curtosy of Craig Edwards
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: :P
[01:30] * Brain bets youre going 'ewww' now and not feeling thirsty
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug looks at his coffee..
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug throws it out :p
[01:31] Brain: LOL

<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>

<Om> Hmm
<Om> Sleep
<Om> Must have sleep
<Om> NOW
* Om falls over on the keyboard
<SleepWhilstYouWork> You want me, you can have me
<SleepWhilstYouWork> ;)
<Om> heh
<Kisrah> X)
<Om> 38 1/2 hours will have to do then....
<Kisrah> can I have Sleep too!
<SleepWhilstYouWork> I don't know if i can do it that long. But I can try
<Kisrah> O_o

<peavey> you have been eaten by a grue
<LaptopBrain> hey thats not fair
<LaptopBrain> it wasnt even slightly shadowy in here
<LaptopBrain> :<
<peavey> GM!
<peavey> :p
<peavey> I wear the cloak and medallion of power. mine! not yours! so I make the rules :)
<LaptopBrain> pfft, what you going to do next, you evil GM.... ninja underwater tigers???
<LaptopBrain> :P
<peavey> uuh I know, ghost piranhas
* LaptopBrain puts on his cloak and wizard hat
<dz> robe*
<peavey> Hungry level 75 ghost piranhas are blocking your path, do you run or do you fight?
<peavey> I may remind you that only feathery boots of the swift peacock can outrun ghost piranhas
<LaptopBrain> i cast level 99 phirana awayness
<peavey> you are eaten by a grue
<peavey> lmao
<LaptopBrain> UNDER WATER?!
* LaptopBrain isnt playing any more!!! :(
<peavey> rofl
<LaptopBrain> lol
<peavey> I keep hearing comic book guys voice saying that
<peavey> for extra lulz
<peavey> I'd pay to get him to read those 3 lines

21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-