<Silxx> holy shit
<Silxx> my pc is so hot
<krigsjude> my pc is so sexy
<purplehaze> my pc is a virgin
<kikson> my pc is black
<blgr> mine is deflorator

13:58 * w00t wubbles Craig
13:58 <Craig> damnit

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<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
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<+Heufneutje> One time he just kept on talking and talking and then my pizza got cold cause he didn't give me a chance to go back to my dinner :(
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p

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[11:52] * Tarwen is now known as Kittwen
[11:53] <Kittwen> Brain!
[11:53] <Kittwen> You gief money
[11:53] <Kittwen> I gief hug
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[11:55] <Alexx> haha
[11:57] <Kittwen> Bastard!

[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

[08:29:16] <Tarwen> Well I was 7 when I did it
[08:29:27] <Tarwen> It was at schoool
[08:29:30] <Tarwen> It tasted so good there

<arnie> the other week i was invited to this party by this chick called zoe, and i coulda got laid but i passed it up to go see star wars with my dad

[00:36] * Andres whines about LoveServ being down...
[00:36] <Proweler> that was a valentines gimmick
[00:37] <Andres> Huh?
[00:37] <Proweler> I thought it was like a one time thing for valentine
[00:38] <Proweler> not a 24/7 stalking device
[00:38] <Stalker> You are wrong
[00:39] <Stalker> It's 24\7 stalking device
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[00:39] <Stalker> See ?