(Blackic3) Ib3N, since your here. why dosent you replay to my privat messege to you :\
(@Ib3N) Blackic3, he?
- (DM|school) sets (#chatspike +v Blackic3)
(@Ib3N) why doesnt I replay to your private messege to me?
(+Blackic3) yes. when i PM you. you never replay :\
(@Ib3N) oh
(@Ib3N) Im probably afk then

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* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(

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* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol

[00:19:12] <Lowlife> morning, treesa
[00:19:25] <Damien> morn
[00:19:29] <[BRC]treesa> morning Lowlife :)
[00:19:55] * Ishamael bites trees
[00:20:05] <[BRC]treesa> ack
[00:20:09] <[BRC]treesa> nice one Ish :P
[00:20:16] <Damien> careful for wood chips ish
[00:20:33] <Iain> their bark is worse than their bite though

Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray

* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?

<special> fuck the police.
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated

<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide

:55:20) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised array.. sounds good :D
(03:55:54) (@Archy`) That's the word I was looking for. I was thinking of quontom physical econmic array
(03:55:57) ! @Archy` slaps forehead
(03:56:21) (@Craig-Away) sarcasm doesnt really work with you m8
(03:56:32) (@Archy`) Especially when I can't spell :P
(03:57:06) (@Archy`) Hmmm
(03:57:12) (@Archy`) How about "Rounds played"
(03:57:35) (@Craig-Away) that will be calculated using rounds won :p
(03:57:39) (@Archy`) And to make it alot of work, you could include indiviual playere kills/deaths :P
(03:57:47) (@Craig-Away) thats overkill
(03:57:52) (@Craig-Away) cause someones gonna have to memorise it
(03:57:55) (@Craig-Away) and type it in :p
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) its doable thou
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) :D
(03:58:33) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised multi-dimentional array :p
(03:58:46) (@Archy`) I'll get right on it
(03:59:03) (@Archy`) But first, I've got to shit four-leafed clovers then milk my flying cow :P

* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though