<Cow> *_*
<Cow> what happens when you blow inside a real doll? :S
<Alfred> they die? :/
<Cow> does it get all crusty
<Alfred> oh you mean that blow
<Cow> yea
<Alfred> i think you hafta tell em theyre a skanky hoe, and that they need a shower...
<Cow> nah serious
<Cow> do you stick a toilet brush up em?
<Cow> because i know for sure
<Cow> i would eat it out

<goose> need to put on some music that's gonna make me get stuff done
<Doc> if you want happy music that'll let you get stuff done, I have this 74 minute loop of Hamsterdance...

[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible

[15:09:16] <Higurashi> Heh, aight. Good times.
[15:09:21] <ol> I see no reason not to :p
[15:09:45] <Higurashi> Well, I gobbled it up hungrily.
[15:10:02] <ol> rammed it in deep?
[15:10:13] <Higurashi> Like you've never seen before.

<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!

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<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol

<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p

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10:17 <tyrell> Wad up?
10:18 <tyrell> Who wanna smoke some weed?
10:28 <%FallingUp> Nobody, tyrell.
10:28 <%FallingUp> Now go away.
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10:29 <%FallingUp> ... wow, that was too easy.

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[18:49] <Sanity> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[18:49] <Sanity> I'M PUMPED
[18:49] <Sanity> YEAH.

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<champ111> hi everyone
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<Odin> \o champ
<deog> hello champ111
<champ111> i have a problem.
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<champ111> my dick won't get up to women.