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#1062 (2)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-01-12 22:15:56
10:14:43 PM <+Brain> LaptopExcal: you buy from the virgin shop? its a lie.
10:14:48 PM <+Brain> they NEVER sell any virgins.
10:15:02 PM <HighWater> yeah, every girl there has already been used
#1432 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-11-25 01:13:00
[02:00:33] <Fightgarr> My next D&D campaign involves T-Rexes with herpes and is titled Dinosores.
#1148 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-07-01 23:29:51
<UESPUser> Hello guys, any of you have the mod The Naked Nord??
#489 (2)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-21 23:36:41
* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete
#1550 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-08-29 19:03:14
<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
#1724 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 17:29:19
[18:12:52] <%Olli> we all have so much in common!
[18:12:59] <%Olli> except noone highfived me :(
[18:13:01] <%Olli> group hug?
[18:13:01] <+Sporks> NO! GROUP FACE STAB!
[18:13:09] <%Olli> :-(
[18:13:09] <+NewClassic> Nice, Sporks.
[18:13:12] <+Curly> xD
[18:13:14] <%Olli> sporks, I hate you!
[18:13:15] <+Sporks> Well, I hate Cj!
[18:13:19] NewClassic hugs Olli, and drags Curly in.
[18:13:21] Sporks [[email protected]] has been kicked from #falling by Olli [[email protected]]: Olli
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#1299 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-01-13 16:45:52
<Majic> Oh Xchat is gay
<Majic> fuck this
* Majic has quit ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
* | is now known as majic
* majic is now known as Majic
<Doc> irony - a bisexual saying something is gay :)
#1708 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-09-01 19:16:58
[20:13] * [BRC]Ingus should be able to make his own threads sticky ;/
[20:15] <Lowlife> umm
[20:15] <Lowlife> <.<
[20:15] <Lowlife> >.>
[20:15] <[BRC]Ingus> no!
#620 (5)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-24 00:57:12
<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
* Joins: Calamari ([email protected])
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Calamari
<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide