-Global- [Network Notice] FallingUp - Tril really is a nice girl, you just have to get to know her. PM her and say 'hi' some time.
<grapey> more boys for you tril, i'm sure you must be thrilled ;)
<Tril> grapey, it's great ^_^

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[LCN]Wish ([email protected]) has joined. 82 people
<[LCN]Wish> kan noen hjelpe.. ?
<+Namu> shameless adversising?
<+Namu> ;)
<[LCN]Wish> can someone help me?
<@Nick> yep?
<+[LCN]Wish> I am annoyed by annoying advertisers who are sending global messages is there nothing you can do to keep it from happening?

[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:44am * Karate|AFK kicks her inet very hard repeatedly
[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:51am * Disconnected

<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
* Lizzy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)

[04:01:50] <Zeke> I'm "content"
[04:02:01] <Zeke> but not happy
[04:02:11] <%Church> Okay.
[04:02:19] <%Church> You're just one razor blade shy of emo.
[04:02:52] <Zeke> heh. Please. I'm no emo
[04:03:00] <w00t> lemme guess
[04:03:03] <w00t> you're misunderstood?
[04:03:05] * w00t ducks

<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up

<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

--
Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3

[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> this is fixed
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> this?
[12:36] <@Dr_Becker> this is fixed
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> Dr_Becker forget this
[12:36] <@Dr_Becker> Ok, Dr_Kev. I forgot that this was fixed
[12:36] <Ib3Nwrk> LOL
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> :D
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WinBot debugging humor....

<Magnus> ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK
<[BRC]Nimitz|Legend> NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<w00t> Magnus, STFU.
<Star|away> Magnus, die.
<Magnus> W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T !!!
* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus)
<TalSet> LOL
<Star|away> Yes!
* Magnus ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Star|away> I need to save that somewhere ...
<Magnus> W00T
<w00t> Star|away, quotespike

* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (MAGNUS )

(%John) Pfft. PDF is kind of like anal sex. No matter what you use it on, it's still going to be a shitty experience.