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#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#1181 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-09-15 22:06:32
[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
#766 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-04-24 21:27:10
[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
#1280 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2008-10-12 20:26:44
<grapey_laptop> lol
<grapey_laptop> yes, i'm uh, all about the
<grapey_laptop> heck i'm not gonna say it, someone will quote it on quotespike

We'll all use our imagination, then. :-)
#684 (-1)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-10-15 03:38:05
<Craig> wonder if i still have a screenie
<Craig> nothing up to date :(
<cab86> that's alright craig... lots of other geeks have nothing to date
#1409 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-20 15:49:20
* echelon has quit (Nickname collision)
<goose> omg
<goose> I was to /nick hadron
<goose> then quit for a collision
#1608 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-05-23 03:15:39
12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence

#1077 (4)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-24 06:55:05
<ParavantsPride> "I peed the bed."
<ParavantsPride> "No son that was just a nocturnal emission"
<Kikaimegami> haha
<ParavantsPride> "you mean an owl peed on me while i slept?"
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs*
<ParavantsPride> "Son, what did you dream about last night"
<Kikaimegami> poopers!
<ParavantsPride> "well there was this big airplane.... and a ice cream truck... and my friend Billy was naked... then I woke up..."
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs and thinks to himself* "great... Another gay son..."
<Kikaimegami> XD
#29 (0)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 05:29:31
<Hart> Again, you miss the whole point
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p