Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#361 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 20:25:00
<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT
#1318 (-1)
Posted by HexaPuma @ 2009-06-29 04:43:07
[22:10:01] <+HexaPuma> dude i'm going to japan next spring for a wedding
[22:10:09] <+Gamelife> bring me back smth
[22:10:14] <+Gamelife> a hot japanese chick
[22:10:20] <+Gamelife> <3 japanese women
[22:10:35] <+HexaPuma> noo no japanese ch1x0rz 4 u!
[22:11:58] <+Gamelife> take me too
[22:12:19] <+Gamelife> I'll let you wear me as a sock
[22:12:23] * +Gamelife hides
[22:12:39] <+HexaPuma> O_o
[22:15:32] * +HexaPuma loads his AA-12 with 20mm grenade munitions
#581 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-06-20 13:58:07
(w00t) BSD users kiss girls.
(w00t) Linux users get laid.
(w00t) Mac users kiss boys.
(w00t) Windows users kiss their mommies!
(Om) ...
(w00t) :P
(w00t) from slashdot comments
(Om) I was gonna install BSD... ;/
(w00t) HAHAHA :P
(w00t) feel sorry for me, i run windows/linux - does this mean i get laid with my mum? :/
(Om) Yes :p
#1464 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-25 02:53:44
[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night
#732 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2006-02-06 00:44:07
<Odin> there was karate and sR
<w00t> hm
<w00t> someone mention vampires?
<w00t> cool.
...
<Odin> atleast you didnt say "did someone mention witches?"

Heard on the testnet - *hides*
#582 (4)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2005-06-23 11:50:59
<ardeth> I have a question.
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
#721 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-01-19 17:40:23
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> we should go to the PETA headquarters
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> bring some burgers
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> and KFC
[01:31] <xptek> And eat a shitload of chickens
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> and start eating in front of the building
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> yes
[01:31] <xptek> :)
[01:33] <CheeseSoda> then bring one of your dogs
[01:33] <CheeseSoda> and we'll give your dog a bath with animal tested products
[01:34] <xptek> LOL
#1449 (2)
Posted by Sanity @ 2009-12-15 10:31:29
* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner
#1361 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 20:59:16
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
#108 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:15:35
[11:05] * Guest46021701 is now known as Garak
[11:06] * Garak is now known as Guest46021702
[11:07] * Guest46021702 is now known as Garak
[11:08] * Garak is now known as Guest46021703
[11:09] * Guest46021703 is now known as Garak
[11:10] * Garak is now known as Guest46021704
[11:11] * Guest46021704 is now known as Garak
[11:11] <Togy> sounds like fun