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#1232 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-02-06 01:29:10
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
#605 (1)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-07-12 01:05:33
[16:57] <Howie> its like hurt on the inside.
[16:57] <Archy`> I think he was on about your penis
[16:57] <cracklemonkey> Yes it does hurt on the inside
[16:58] * coco thinks Howie and cracklemonkey shouldn't put things inside if it hurts
[16:58] <cracklemonkey> But I have no other pleasure
[16:58] <Howie> lol.
[16:58] <coco> lol
[16:58] <Howie> Peng giggles and nods.
#711 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-12-19 09:04:34
[19:00] * w00t[afk] dies
[19:01] <Dr_Kev> omg
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> I was about to say:
[19:02] * Dr_Kev undies w00t
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> then realised what it actually said heh
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> hah
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> being australian owns
#196 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:00
cocakid: sometimes i fuck the brain of socram, but now he is studing for an important exam

* an awesome quote from a guy who doesnt know the english speak ^_^
#1755 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2014-06-24 15:55:20
<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza
#1123 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-09 05:33:44
[21:31:50] <Majic> What do you do for a living? :p
[21:32:59] <JAkeD> I work for a prominent medical facility in Los Angeles, coordinating patients from Southern California, Central Coast, Nevada, and internationally to be treated at said location.
[21:33:07] <JAkeD> IN UR HOSPITAL
[21:33:12] <JAkeD> MOLESTIN UR PATIENTS
#1143 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-06-17 14:15:19
[12:13:04] <ShadowWalker> anyway
[12:13:08] <ShadowWalker> time to shave :)
[12:13:13] * ShadowWalker is now known as ShaveWalker
[12:16:33] <Tarwen> hahah, you having your first shave ShadowBaby? They grow up so fast *wipes a tear away*
[12:29:37] <ShaveWalker> -_-
[12:29:42] <ShaveWalker> that's getting really old
[12:29:47] * ShaveWalker is now known as ShadowWalker
[12:29:54] <Tarwen> haha, but you're not!!!
[12:29:56] <Tarwen> BA DOOM TISH!
#1595 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2011-04-20 09:42:12
04:38:08 <+SnoFox> Chris: Have I ever told you that my computer acts as a space heater? :P
04:38:50 < Chris> no :p
04:38:57 <+SnoFox> I just did. :D
04:39:00 <+SnoFox> It's true too.
04:39:25 <+SnoFox> After spending a few hours gaming in my room, it's noticeably warmer, if not hot in my room compared to the rest of the house.
04:39:41 <+SnoFox> I had to open my window in the middle of Starcraft earlier; it got too hot in here.
04:39:52 <+SnoFox> And I just realized it was still open. :p
04:40:16 < Chris> lol
04:40:22 < Chris> it was probably because..
04:40:23 < Chris> <pun>
04:40:28 < Chris> We had some heated games of SC
04:40:30 < Chris> </pun>
04:40:34 <+SnoFox> LOL
#348 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-05 11:30:25
<NBH|garfix> the evil grafix guy
<[BR]mistress> I'd say that you're even the evil guy fixing gars ^^
<NBH|garfix> oi
<NBH|garfix> that too
<NBH|garfix> as long as evil is in, its ok
<[BR]mistress> exactly ;)
* [BR]mistress is an efc for example
* SirOlli breaks NBH's gar
* [BR]mistress grins
<NBH|garfix> gar?
<SirOlli> gar.
<NBH|garfix> whats that?
<SirOlli> I don't know, but you're fixing them
<[BR]mistress> it's in your name.. garfix ;)
<NBH|garfix> oh
<NBH|garfix> now i got it
* NBH|garfix slaps NBH|garfix around a bit with a large trout


Bit slow today, isn't he?
#471 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-02-21 12:46:03
<-- Craig has quit ([dexter.chatspike.net] Local kill by Beer (arse :p))
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
<-- FCS has quit ([CS] Quit: ...)
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^