12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS

* sexy_geek cuts off Dr_Kev's family jewels and auctions them to a rich arab for 3 camels and a eunach
<`Boo> ouch
<`Boo> heheheh
<sexy_geek> hehe
<sexy_geek> that'll teach him
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> why did you want a eunach in the trade?
<sexy_geek> i didnt want one
<sexy_geek> its an arab thing you always get a eunach

[21:34] * +ClaireBear gives Lowlife a possum to have the sex with
[21:34] <+ClaireBear> possums are lovely
[21:34] <+Hood> tried them have you?
[21:35] <+Hood> wondering when riv griffen will hop into this :P
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> oh godh
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> not him
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> he's worse than Lowlife
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> a million times worse
[21:35] <+ClaireBear> oh gosh
[21:35] <+Hood> I know :)
[21:36] <+ClaireBear> his mind is on a one way stret
[21:36] <+ClaireBear> he offends me greatly
[21:36] <+Lowlife> there is nobody worse than me
[21:36] <+Lowlife> >.<
[21:36] * +Lowlife fornicates all
[21:36] <+Hood> :P sounds like a challenge

[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD

[23:15] <Dr_Kev> my toosh is small and cuddly
[23:15] <Ib> hm.. well...
[23:15] * Ib spanks kev's ass
[23:15] * `Boo slaps kev

... another normal evening on #chatspike

ok. I know it is nothing to do with chatspike. but I found the phrasing humerous.


4:42:11 PM <Hiyo_Rogo> Seems NIO is trying to copy us, again. They are setting up their own investment plan.:/

4:43:21 PM <Execurus_Edun> whats the National Indoor Orangutang got to do with investment plans

* kujoe is now known as G
* G is now known as G0D
* G0D has quit IRC ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn (Impersonating an oper!))

* ChanServ sets mode: +o SirOlli
<T-brb> olli, is your name steve?
<SirOlli> no, it's olli
<T-brb> damn
<T-brb> nm then
<SirOlli> that is "oliver"
<SirOlli> why?
<T-brb> doesnt matter
<SirOlli> I'll op you if you won't tell! ;o)
<SirOlli> 3
<SirOlli> 2
<SirOlli> 1
* SirOlli sets mode: +o T-brb
* You were kicked by T-brb (silly bugger :p)

Olli the Botkiller Pt.1

<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

* You are now known as Alisaihin-IS_MOWING
* You are now known as Alisaihin
<Alisaihin> oh god the cooling that this fan is doing for me is feeling a little TOO good...
<Duck> ...
<Duck> WHAT ARE YOU MOWING
<Duck> YOUR CARPET?