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<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
<w00t> Olli, have i progressed to halfopping you yet? ;)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
(15:08:47) <@NoMorePie> [ Team trivia_addicts also gains 4 points and is now on 66666. ]
(@w00t) Olli, can I hop at least? :p
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- (Om) sets (# +o w00t)
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- (w00t) sets (# +o Om)
*Olli watches in delight
(+Olli) better than tv :)
- (w00t) has kicked (Olli) from (#)(Reason: btw, this is for yesterday 0:) NowServing: 41)
- -zoidberg.chatspike.net-w00t invited Olli into the channel.
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(Olli) wohoo :) interactive tv!
- (Om) has kicked (w00t) from (#)(Sure, you can /hop: lemme help O:) [14])
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- (Om) sets (# +o w00t)
- (w00t) has kicked (Om) from (#) (Reason: Let me return the favour 0:) NowServing: 40)
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- (w00t) sets (# +o Om)
- (Om) has kicked (w00t) from (#)(Thanks <3 O:) [15])
- (w00t)([email protected]) has joined (#)
- (Om) sets (# +o w00t)
- (w00t) has kicked (Om) from (#)(Reason: np! NowServing: 40)
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- (w00t) sets (# +o Om)
*Olli watches in delight
(+Olli) better than tv :)
- (w00t) has kicked (Olli) from (#)(Reason: btw, this is for yesterday 0:) NowServing: 41)
- -zoidberg.chatspike.net-w00t invited Olli into the channel.
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(Olli) wohoo :) interactive tv!
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
[16:12:27] * Noob taps Magnus on the shoulder and hides behind goose
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(%Odin) Yodaserv - Identified you have, yes.
[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!
