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#1241 (1)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-03-10 00:02:34
[18:59] <&w00t> Brik: can you cook KFC?
[18:59] <&w00t> that would make me worship you even more than if pepsi came out of your nipples
#1758 (3)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-11 07:47:23
<FallingUp> Ut-oh.
<FallingUp> 02:35am and the town siren is blaring.
<Cartis^> It's ebola outbreak!
* FallingUp shutters the windows, locks the doors, kills the lights and huddles silently in a corner
<FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR!
<FallingUp> Oh crap. That sounds like a fire truck.
<Cartis^> hahahaha
<Cartis^> <FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR! <-I love that reference.
<Cartis^> I was laughing at that, not the fire truck. :<
<FallingUp> Mhmm.
#716 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-12-31 22:30:44
<w00t> I just got some random phonecall from someone with an accent i couldn't undersstand
<w00t> O.O
<w00t> oh, Brik, that was you?
<w00t> rofl..

:'(
#653 (5)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-09-13 09:33:03
<Dr_Kev> Im sure there is someone out there blind enough to think im sexy
<Dr_Kev> just a matter of time before I trip over her guide dog
#1420 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-09 01:21:24
<+luigiman> If I use shutdown -r now, and the server does nothing, what does that mean?
<+Shawn> It didn't want to shutdown and you should try again later when it's more convinent for the server.
<+luigiman> I want it to restart.
<+Shawn> Maybe it doesn't want to restart. Computers have feelings too
#430 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-15 21:00:18
* ChanServ sets mode: +o SirOlli
<T-brb> olli, is your name steve?
<SirOlli> no, it's olli
<T-brb> damn
<T-brb> nm then
<SirOlli> that is "oliver"
<SirOlli> why?
<T-brb> doesnt matter
<SirOlli> I'll op you if you won't tell! ;o)
<SirOlli> 3
<SirOlli> 2
<SirOlli> 1
* SirOlli sets mode: +o T-brb
* You were kicked by T-brb (silly bugger :p)
#1097 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2007-02-27 08:31:00
[08:29:16] <Tarwen> Well I was 7 when I did it
[08:29:27] <Tarwen> It was at schoool
[08:29:30] <Tarwen> It tasted so good there
#1173 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-16 01:28:19
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
#858 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-20 00:29:50
[00:28] <Brain> wtf is !up
[00:28] <puppy> i r gay and i suck
[00:28] <Excal> puppy
[00:28] <Excal> stfu :P
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up