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#1284 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-03 06:01:37
<Mage> there's nothing the Internet cannot solve!
<goose> cancer
<goose> aids
<goose> the united states
<goose> my girl problems
#1672 (0)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-27 01:52:30
<Lady_N> c0da is a musical notation, the sound of the world orgasming in time with vivec's coming.
<Kayden> he'd be awesome
<Lady_N> (wtf did i just type)
<Kayden> LOL
<Chaplain> his coming... heh
<Kayden> something quote worthy, N
#1536 (2)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-25 18:08:54
* You are now known as Alisaihin-IS_MOWING
* You are now known as Alisaihin
<Alisaihin> oh god the cooling that this fan is doing for me is feeling a little TOO good...
<Duck> ...
<Duck> WHAT ARE YOU MOWING
<Duck> YOUR CARPET?
#1114 (5)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-04-25 20:04:43
[21:03] <Stalker> No one else is stupid enough to become homo sapiens.
#122 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:03
[11:33:03] <+^MeM^> so if there was a dog in one room, might be a vampire or something or a health pack
[11:33:56] <+Ish|aweh> joy ?
[11:33:58] <Togy> it\'s nice to know the undead keep health packs handy for those trying to defeat them
[11:34:05] <+Ish|aweh> LOOOOOL
#754 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-20 22:52:32
* Fin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that
#555 (1)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-05-13 22:16:12
[16:09] <DL> see thats what i get for never being in irc
[16:09] <DL> ppl talk about me when im not around :P
[16:09] <Darzan> yup
[16:09] <coco> :)
[16:10] <DL> its ok cuz i know you do it out of love ;)
[16:10] <DL> even darzie, he loves me too
[16:10] <coco> ofc
[16:10] <DL> he wants to have my children, i think
[16:11] <coco> heh better him than me :)
[16:13] <Darzan> amen to that, I have wider hips
#231 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:44
[22:45] <ol> I'm sure we can find something better to stick in your mouth...

#997 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 04:24:57
<Alan> any hole's a goal
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)