* SirOlli feels slightly ashamed
<LaptopBrain> lol
<LaptopBrain> welcome to chatspike

<pinkandfluffy> hello?
<AwgMotH> they're all gone because the gay alarm went off

<wolfbot> Paranoia runs through the village! Who is a werewolf in disguise? The villagers *must* decide to lynch one player.
<goose> I AM A NORMAL VILLAGER. LYNCHING ME IS A WASTE. K THX BYE.
<phlux> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> phlux has voted to lynch goose!
<ManilaVanilla> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> ManilaVanilla has voted to lynch goose!
<roo_boy> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> roo_boy has voted to lynch goose!
<Massacre> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> Massacre has voted to lynch goose!
* wolfbot removes voice from goose
<wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch goose!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
* goose is now known as You_Bunch_Of_Tools
* You_Bunch_Of_Tools is now known as Go_Play_In_Traffic
* Go_Play_In_Traffic is now known as I_hope_you_all_get_herpes
* I_hope_you_all_get_herpes is now known as goose

2:00:58 PM <+ed> i wishi could be a woman for a day... just so i could go and do some lesbian things and play with my boobs for hours
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy

<Craig> wonder if i still have a screenie
<Craig> nothing up to date :(
<cab86> that's alright craig... lots of other geeks have nothing to date

< SaberUK> http://www.cwjobs.co.uk/JobSearch/JobDetails.aspx?JobId=63467437
< SaberUK> >Cobol
< SaberUK> >The role is on a cutting edge programme
< SaberUK> we we talking the emo type of cutting?

[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?

<Beer> heh.. boots are starting to sell viagra over the counter on feb 14th
<Dune> no way
<Beer> aye
<Dune> that one is worth a global
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> only in 3 stores in manchester to start with though
<Beer> then at 50 i don't think it'll be a best seller ;)
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: Living in Manchester? Boots is selling Viagra over the counter for 50 as of the 14th of Feb.. If you can't get it up, boots it!
<Beer> yay being able to get it free if i like ;)
<w00t> yay for not needing it
<FrostyCoolSlug> ditto ;D
<w00t> :D
<Dune> im not in need of it either
<Beer> i'd prefer to get free lube... stop having "i'm getting sore" as a complaint :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not entirely sure how to respond to that...
<Beer> lmao
<w00t> "stop using sandpaper condoms, silly Beer"?
<Beer> "made for the sadist within" :p

Standard day in #opers :D

<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)

[09:19] <%[THC]Master_Chief1986|SLEEP> i dont havin anything there