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#1166 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-05 16:33:49
<~Tarwen> ROFLMFAO
<~Tarwen> I can't believe reverse psychology still works with John
<&Beer> what did you do, tell him not to make coffee? :p
<~Tarwen> Pretty much
<~Tarwen> I was like "hmmm, might make a pot of coffee, will you make me one?"
<~Tarwen> "Another one?!"
<~Tarwen> "Yeah..."
<~Tarwen> "Why!?"
<~Tarwen> "Because I drank the last one?"
<~Tarwen> "No way"
<~Tarwen> "Ahh, nevermind I'll make it myself"
<~Tarwen> "don't bother making it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I'm gonna make it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I want to make it now, it's fine!"
<~Tarwen> "No! I'm making it!"
<~Tarwen> "Not if I make it first!"
<~Tarwen> He runs to the kitchen
<~Tarwen> pot of coffee is on
<&Beer> lol
<@Atomsk> hahahaha dumb ass
<~Tarwen> He's 14 now?
<@Atomsk> *hot scolded cafinated ass
<~Tarwen> I have to quote that, future reference ;P
<@Atomsk> heh, poor kid
<@Atomsk> so easly duped

*caffeinated Atomsk :P
#273 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:21
[11:15] <Archy`> "Back in my dad..."
[11:15] <Archy`> Erm
[11:15] <Archy`> *Day
#1686 (-3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-02 16:52:23
[17:33] <+ed> fuck it ima pull it out
[17:44] <+ed> ahhhh, thats better
#717 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2006-01-03 02:51:13
<Alexx> I
<Alexx> Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
<HighWater> Blink182?
<Alexx> ...no...just a general desire..
#372 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-18 09:37:38
<Damien> !8ball will i disconnect again tonight?
<RefereeBot> Damien: No!
<Damien> ill hold you to that
* Stormy[EBF] is now known as Stormscape
<SirOlli> !8ball do you lie a lot, refereebot?
<RefereeBot> SirOlli: No way SirOlli!
<SirOlli> !8ball did you just lie?
<RefereeBot> SirOlli: No!
<SirOlli> !8ball Are you really being honest with me?`
<RefereeBot> SirOlli: Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha!
<SirOlli> !8ball Can I trust you?
<RefereeBot> SirOlli: Ask me again later
<Damien> !8ball can they trust me?
<RefereeBot> Damien: Im not sure...
<SirOlli> !8ball You're getting on my nerves! Will you ever tell the truth?
<RefereeBot> SirOlli: Fat chance, SirOlli
<SirOlli> hm
<SirOlli> he's a hard one
<Damien> !8ball am i still the best looker here?
<RefereeBot> Damien: Fat chance, Damien
<Damien> yep its lieing
<SirOlli> okay, I got my answer..
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#1016 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-12 16:56:43
[16:53:12] <eggie> Brain - you got any gentoo geeks using inspircd yet ;)
[16:53:20] <Brain> yeah, me.
[16:53:20] <Sporks> yeah, brain is gonna dish out that jaffa cake
[16:53:27] <Brain> hahahahaha
#608 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-18 20:12:57
<Brain> at last, i can irc while i take a CRAP
#1345 (0)
Posted by Brad_R @ 2009-09-01 06:49:46
<wolfbot> You're a harlot! You can sleep with one member of the village at night so they know you are innocent.
<Brad_R> sleep w00t
wolfbot [[email protected]] has quit IRC: [CS] Quit: AttributeError: ("WolfBot instance has no attribute 'sleep'",)
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Wolf/Harlot/sleep failure :(
Was looking forward to sleeping with w00t.
#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl