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#765 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-17 14:34:17
[14:26] <Om> np?
[14:26] <Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1; Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music
[14:27] <Om> oi
[14:27] <w00t> AQUA!?!
[14:27] <Om> :<
[14:27] <LaptopBrain> rofl
[14:27] <Om> that's not mine :P
#1011 (0)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-11-07 23:59:35
Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
#702 (3)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2005-12-15 17:14:42
[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.
#1301 (6)
Posted by Andres @ 2009-01-19 19:50:13
[21:47:35] <~Indres> we must do it in alphabetical order
[21:47:45] * +Andres atax PoHa|
[21:47:53] * Endres atax PoHa|
[21:47:56] * ~Indres atax PoHa|
[21:48:04] * +Undres atax PoHa|
[21:48:10] <+Undres> bah!
[21:48:11] <~Indres> ...
[21:48:13] * Yndres atax PoHa|
[21:48:18] <+Andres> Let us try again
[21:48:18] <~Indres> start over, Ondres don't be AFK
[21:48:30] * +Andres atax PoHa|
[21:48:32] * Endres atax PoHa|
[21:48:33] * ~Indres atax PoHa|
[21:48:36] * Ondres atax PoHa|
[21:48:38] * +Undres atax PoHa|
[21:48:39] * Yndres atax PoHa|
[21:48:39] <~Indres> yay
[21:48:42] <+Undres> yay
[21:48:42] <Endres> :D
[21:48:43] <+Andres> Yay!
[21:48:48] <Ondres> Excellent
#249 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:37
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#1451 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-20 18:25:37
14:07 <|{urse> So.. lol. I'm new to this net, who's got the best boobs?
14:08 <Iain> goose
14:08 <Lizzy> 0_o
14:08 <Gaileh> ... Ahahaha
14:08 <Balthazaar> ....
#464 (0)
Posted by Elf @ 2005-02-19 21:28:29
[21:27] <kujoe> there's nothing wrong with having a man crush!
[21:27] * kujoe has quit IRC (Killed (Craig-Away (no threatening to abuse your powers.. else i'll 'fix' your o:line again.. 9)))

man crushes and craigs threats to fix the guys O line... whats #chatspike coming to in Brains absence
#1718 (1)
Posted by titsos @ 2012-11-06 13:14:03
<Ikoru> baby youre the one
<Ikoru> used to turn me on
<Ikoru> you can make me whole again
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<FallingUp> So THAT'S how it is.
#341 (2)
Posted by Mech @ 2004-11-29 19:04:40
<Chupa> Heard CoB's The Trooper, finally, AMP?
<AngryMutantPenguin> the ending "yeah yeah yeah" is better than the original
<AngryMutantPenguin> no, IE's Hallowed be thy Name
<Stephen> :o
<AngryMutantPenguin> i refuse to listen to COB because theyre rubbish ;)
<Chupa> I don't have that...
<Stephen> Hallowed be thy name was pretty good :)
<Chupa> I messed up my G-string though, playing that song.
<Stephen> :O
<Chupa> CRAPSTICKS, that didn't sound right.
<Stephen> HAHAHAHA!
<Omni> Yep :D
<Stephen> messed up your G-string eh?
<Stephen> that has to hurt :P