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#267 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:07
<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)
#756 (0)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-21 21:38:56
<NoMorePie> [ You have 20 seconds remaining! ]
<xevix> obiwan kenobi
<xevix> obi-wan kenobi
<NoMorePie> [ xevix was correct with obi-wan kenobi! 15 answers remaining out of 16. ]
<NoMorePie> [ Time up! 1 answers were found! ]
<xevix> mace windu
<xevix> damnit
<xevix> i went to the bathroom for 5 minutes XD
<Brain> hahaha
<Brain> that'll teach you to go to the bathroom
<Brain> :P
<xevix> you're never around to fix questions, but you're always here to laugh at me =p
#1720 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2012-11-16 12:43:26
<Cj> you have my permission to use me
<Cj> for material
#768 (-15)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-04-17 23:11:22
<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN
#912 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-28 23:40:43
[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p
#885 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:24:40
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
#644 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-07 08:44:12
03:13 <+Olli> when I've had too much coffee, I sleep like a baby
03:14 <+Olli> waking up every 30minutes, crying, waking my parents and wetting my bed-
#236 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:27
* Herbstwind feels surrounded by geeks
* Jango hugs herbs....how ur not :p
<Jango> *now
* Jango was kicked by typobox43 (We have to purify the race...)
#763 (2)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-04-16 06:42:17
<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes
#492 (2)
Posted by john @ 2005-03-22 11:00:33
<+frosty-theaussie> PERILOUS ADVENTURES WAIT FOR YOU BEYOND GEORGE LUCAS' RECTUM
<+frosty-theaussie> OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE REALM OF THE PREQUELS"
<+frosty-theaussie> Will you accept your destiny, outlander?
<%Ordie> I have to call my lawyer first.