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#444 (2)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-12 01:18:23
<Star> So the monkeys fly out of your ass?

<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.
#117 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:59
Dr_Kevorkian: I do party tricks
ScrollLock: cool
Dr_Kevorkian: sing songs
Dr_Kevorkian: and serve drinks
Dr_Kevorkian: all at the same time
#1209 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-11-20 00:19:46
[20:09] <Magnus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ Yay
[20:13] <Aki> haha
[20:13] <Aki> This is an entertaining song solely for it's absurdity. Man sure loves his peaches.
[20:13] <Aki> ^_^
[20:14] <Magnus> So do Ninjas, apparently.
[20:15] <Aki> hehe
[20:15] <Aki> Ninjas love peaches because they can't get them in Japan.
[20:16] <Aki> For the Pirates stole all the peach trees.
[20:16] <Aki> Thus sparking the age old Pirate-Ninja conflict.
[20:16] <Magnus> Exactly.
[20:16] <TT> indeed....
[20:16] <TT> seriously, i think that's what happened....
[20:16] <Aki> This, also, is why Ninjas are sneaky. To steal back peaches.
[20:17] <TT> holy fuck it's true o_O
[20:18] <Aki> ^_^
#1645 (4)
Posted by pigeon_of_doom @ 2011-08-21 05:55:40
* ~Kumi looks sideways at Zooey
<~Kumi> You go for the arms
<~Kumi> I'll get the legs
<+pigeon_of_doom> Where, do you WANT to be castrated? I'd run. NOW.
<~Kumi> We'll have him yet.
<@Duck> o.o;
#103 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:29
<Togy> Sporks strip for ol
<+Sporks> Togy: i'm not following you...
#483 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-17 12:43:38
(@SmokePot_O`Gold) idleserv.. immediate deactivation (of) living enviornmental species enemy retalliation victim?
(@SmokePot_O`Gold) nickserv, hmm.. idleserv wasnt that good, so let me attempt to redeem myself..
(@Om) rofl
(@LeprecaunBrain) lol
(@SmokePot_O`Gold) national institutuon (of) criminal killing system evangelist ready variables
#974 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-17 22:53:02
<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far
#1406 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-17 22:58:29
* QJ is now known as Guest29672
<goose> YOU FAILED TO IDENTIFY
<goose> OMG PWN
<Higurashi> You're such the helpful helper, goose. x)
<goose> E is for Effort, Higurashi
<goose> however, I think you'll notice that "Effort" also has two "F"s in it
<goose> and F is for Failure
<Higurashi> And g? Ginormous failure?
<goose> henceforth
<goose> effort = DOUBLE FAIL
<Higurashi> I'ma go with that, then.
#1373 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-20 21:47:04
21:37:46 [+goose] I AM NORMAL VILLAGER K THNX BYE
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS

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notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!

--edit by Hisa--

Stop editing my quotes damnit!

goose - no
#1304 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-01-31 02:36:40
#inspircd
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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Zombies 0_o