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#620 (5)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-24 00:57:12
<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#1351 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-02 16:35:20
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday dear Doc Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:25 [Lizzy] lmao
16:25 +Doc feeds goose some of his birthday cupcake
16:25 [%Namegduf] Happy Birthday to you!


Happy Bird-day Docsies. We all <3 ya.
#526 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-20 22:41:35
<SirOlli> good night! you can all switch of your computers now, I'm going to bed, nothing left on the net that would be worth staying online...
<coco> gnight olli
<SirOlli> :)
<ol> I was going to quit, but now I'll stay :p
#18 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:12
<Yeti> i saw a phone box with s*** on the phone once
<Rebs> elf was calling home?
#70 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:06
<Marie> your fault for keeping me up til 6am
<+MrBOFH> you keep me up!
<+MrBOFH> til 6am
#1554 (4)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2010-09-16 02:59:52
<%SnoFox> See, you can have January.
<%SnoFox> But September is mine.
*%SnoFox holds, selfishly.*
<+Doc> I was there first, bub
<%SnoFox> I'll be picking your nursing home.
<+Doc> no you won't. I'm not having one
<%SnoFox> I'll be making your laws. :O
<+Doc> they won't affect me :)
<%SnoFox> I'll be "fixing" your computer.
<+Doc> I fix my own computer :P
<%SnoFox> FUCK YOU
<+Doc> I do that myself, too :p
<%SnoFox> OH SNAP
#713 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-12-25 21:55:13
<Ollike> I got a date tomorrow *blush*
<HighWater> omg, you finally admitted to being ghey? :o
<Ollike> it's with a very nice girl ;p
<Brik> lol
<HighWater> is she cute?
<Ollike> hm
<Ollike> hell yeah ;)
<HighWater> pictures?
<Brik> maybe he got some after tomorrow :p
<Ollike> ^^
<Ollike> remind me
<Brik> will do
<HighWater> nekkid pics, mkay!
<Ollike> I'll tell her the dutchie told me to
<Brik> in bikini for me then
<HighWater> no... no... don't... she'll know it was me :(
#1527 (3)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:58:44
[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD
#1643 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:49:39
<Kumi> Tearing down the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike?
<pigeon_of_doom> That is FAR too impressive a description of where_'s battering ram, Kumi.


OOC ftw. Kinda ruins my images of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell now, though. ;-;