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#558 (5)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-09 11:09:43
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I've actually eaten those edible panties too
<@frosty-theaussie> XD
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> they taste like crap
<@frosty-theaussie> :(
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> n noone was wearing them
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I was just hungry
#96 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:07:02
[10:38] <Karate|Munchin> um i am togy :D

They all come sooner or later :D
#7 (-8)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:38:47
<^Craig^> i am :p
<MrBOFH> you know why he makes sure he is that flexible right?
<%Marie> so he can continue to eat himself like he did a few days ago? :p
<MrBOFH> omg...
<^Craig^> that sounds bad :/
<%Marie> it was supposed to :p
#1456 (2)
Posted by Xhu @ 2009-12-21 23:39:14
<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.
#1447 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-12 03:40:32
03:28:35 [%LinDaa] the police warned us about a violent offender living in vancouver
03:28:50 +Xitel would like to state for the record that he doesn't live in Vancouver
#85 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:03:39
[17:47] <Dr_Kev> wait till he's hard Togy
#112 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:03
* VivPuss licks pussy ;)
#1256 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-05-20 04:13:55
<macgyverdgi> can I apt-get quake2 or sim city 3k ?
#688 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-10-19 00:44:17
[09:41:39] <Tiger> put ur damn car in ur ass:D
[09:42:07] <w00t_> lol go Tiger :p
[09:42:25] <Tiger> LOL
[09:42:36] <Tiger> not w00t agan..
[09:42:38] <Ripeece> lol
[09:42:41] <w00t_> yes, w00t again *G*
[09:43:03] <w00t_> nice to see i'm getting a reputation already :p

*bwahaha*
#1031 (2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-11-30 14:23:23
<cracklemonkey> bet I can spell a hell of a lot better than you
<cracklemonkey> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPELLING CONTETS