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[23:39:43] <Azador`> there are some simple rules
[23:39:53] <Azador`> coma is never right is one of them :P
[23:39:53] <Azador`> coma is never right is one of them :P
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Lotus I would have sex with.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
[02:43] <IWArapter> does Darzan count/
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick ‹1›)
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick ‹1›)
Olli the Botkiller Pt.1
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<@Pete> Woo.. Go UK
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising
________________________
For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising
________________________
For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p
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(4:51:13 PM) Kilroy: 11
(4:51:15 PM) Kilroy: ( )
(4:51:15 PM) Sanity: C-C-C-C-CONDOM BREAKER
(4:51:20 PM) Sanity: 8====D~~~~)~~~~~~
(4:51:28 PM) Hannelore: ()
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(4:51:05 PM) Sanity: 8
(4:51:12 PM) SH35_wii: 9
(4:51:13 PM) Kilroy: 11
(4:51:15 PM) Kilroy: ( )
(4:51:15 PM) Sanity: C-C-C-C-CONDOM BREAKER
(4:51:20 PM) Sanity: 8====D~~~~)~~~~~~
(4:51:28 PM) Hannelore: ()
* Herbstwind feels surrounded by geeks
* Jango hugs herbs....how ur not :p
<Jango> *now
* Jango was kicked by typobox43 (We have to purify the race...)
* Jango hugs herbs....how ur not :p
<Jango> *now
* Jango was kicked by typobox43 (We have to purify the race...)
<+mk> > if you don't like today's JS frameworks, wait a few hours.
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
---
.......Ow. :(
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
---
.......Ow. :(
