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#1025 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-22 05:45:02
[05:28:27] <Karate> yah, cuz like, im so buff and all
[05:28:46] <JakeD> You are. You're like Bruce Lee with a vagina.
#510 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-06 14:33:52
* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean
#658 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 06:28:28
<@kujoe> Karate is a guy right?
#751 (-1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-10 03:29:13
<Karate|AFK> i open the package, and it was not properly sealed, ahdda cutto ff some n throe iw out
<Star> ah
* Star mourns the lost swiss.
<Karate|AFK> wow that was ha horribly typed sentence, same with this one, gettin ahead of ysehlf and my letters gettin all in hte wrong plaes
<Karate|AFK> i think together those are the worst two sentences ive ever tyepd
#656 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-12 10:02:40
(+Stargazer) w00teh: aslb! :)
(%w00teh) aslB? :o
(+Stargazer) age/sex/location/bandwith - get modern *g*
(%w00teh) HAHAA
(%w00teh) I like it :P
(+Om) rofl
#1373 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-20 21:47:04
21:37:46 [+goose] I AM NORMAL VILLAGER K THNX BYE
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS

--edit by goose--

notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!

--edit by Hisa--

Stop editing my quotes damnit!

goose - no
#1609 (3)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-05-24 05:19:27
@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead
#269 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:38
A typical day in #opers...

* Ib3N mindabuses typo
* Jazza is confused :/
* Dr_Kev eats moths
#207 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:56
larkin: AHHH
larkin: something very strange is happening
Dr_Kev: you're turning into a man?
#660 (2)
Posted by [OPA]Taeglian @ 2005-09-15 12:56:52
[13:42] <Dr_Kev> not that big :'(
[13:42] * Dr_Kev cries
[13:42] <Dr_Kev> size doesnt matter!