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#799 (-3)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-06-05 10:40:01
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> without people to laugh at, life would be no fun at all
<Bernhammer> True, true.
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> emos, the homeless, single mothers, it's all good...
<Bernhammer> ha ha :)
<Bernhammer> bald people
<Bernhammer> I KEED! I KEED!
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> ooooh... you bitch!
<Bernhammer> :)
<TheUserThatShouldNotBe> we prefer to be known as the follicly-challenged
<Bernhammer> Yes. And Eskemos prefer to be called Inuits.
<Bernhammer> But I ain't granting them that.
#1024 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-19 04:46:25
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib is <REPLY> MY LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib?
[20:33] <<Sporks>> Majic's LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> ahhh!!!
[20:33] <<Majic>> WTF?!
[20:33] <<Blue_Star>> LMAO
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#1154 (4)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-09 18:35:18
#chatspike, the best help-channel around!

[18:29:06] <+pea> is there a maximum amount of hours you can work in a day?
[18:29:59] <Comrade_Magnus> 24
#1048 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-12-29 22:01:28
*Om np:[ w00t & Brik - The Porn Collection - Groan 7 ] [ 1:34 / 2:43 ] [ 4056 kbit 96kHz 32bit FLAC (Porno) (Live 28/12/2006 at Brik's mum's house, Norway) ]
(&w00t) 2.43????
(&w00t) I'm not that quick, asshole
*Om snickers
(~Brain) look at the uber quality he encoded your sexual antics at, w00t
(+Brik) true, it's more like 3.12
(~Brain) 4056kb/sec!
(+Brik) auch :(
*w00t smacks Brik
(%ol) probably not enough noises to compress better
#1078 (1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-09-24 18:15:27
#coding
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<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
<w00t> eval: 1 while 1;
* w00t ([email protected]) has quit: G-Lined: You fail it
<aquanight> eval: 1 while 1;
* aquanight ([email protected]) has quit: G-Lined: You fail it
-----snip-----
<Majic> Really funny how one bot stepped in to save another. XD
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Defender++. Next time don't mess with Majic's bot Kitteh :P
#104 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:41
* +Rebs|away fucks jangos ass making it all moist and loose
<+Black_Raven> ew
<+Jango> ditto
<+Black_Raven> u cant touch me or else it is child molestation
<+Rebs|away> think i care?
<+Rebs|away> many children have said that
<+Black_Raven> u should u go to jail
<+Rebs|away> wanna meet up black Raven?
<+Black_Raven> die rebs
<+Black_Raven> i ahve to go
#1047 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-12-29 20:11:08
<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
#1372 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-02 08:37:54
<intok> Predators make great pets
<Supertanker> They're CUTE. :D
<intok> you want to see something gory though get a 100 gallon tank, 5 red piranha and drop in a a few goldfish every now and then
<Supertanker> Forget goldfish.
<intok> what? you want some carp from the lake?
<intok> or you want to dunk in your enemies?
<Supertanker> Start dropping people you don't like in there.
<goose> oh
<goose> i thought you meant like
<goose> aliens versus predators, predator
<goose> that'd be the best pet ever
#1015 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-08 04:09:42
[20:07] <Onimae> Good! That's how life is, Majic. In the end, we're all just flaming crotches.
[20:07] <Majic> 0.o
[20:07] * Kikai-CantSeeCrap perks up
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> did someone sy flaming crotches?
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> say*
[20:08] <Majic> Dude, that's so quoted.
[20:08] <Onimae> Why yes!
[20:08] <Onimae> Yes we did!
[20:08] <Andres> Woooo!
[20:08] <Onimae> Really? Sweet. That's my first :-p
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> :D
[20:08] <Sukitenma> don't forget the insaine breasts!
[20:08] <Majic> People will think you're all stoners. lol
[20:08] <Onimae> Bah.
[20:08] <Sukitenma> dose it look like i care? @_@