[13:28] * Hmzaniac sticks a blender in ingus' rectum.
[13:28] <Brain> no no no
[13:28] <Brain> youre doing it all wrong
[13:28] <Hmzaniac> oh?
[13:28] <Brain> just put the blender BLADES up there
[13:28] * Hmzaniac gives the rectum to brain.
[13:29] <Brain> the plastic cup bit shields him from all the whirly action
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> which means you can insert it deeper.
[13:29] <Brain> no
[13:29] <Brain> because its wider
[13:29] <Brain> :p
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[13:29] <[BRC]Ingus> you know way too much brain
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> d'oh.
[13:29] * Hmzaniac bows to the "i insert a blender in a rectum every day"-king.
[13:31] <Brain> hehe
[13:31] <Brain> well of course
[13:31] <Brain> how else would your ass be so mangled.

[13:38] * Brain molests
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes Brain's sexin' as:
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Smells like You should stop meeting new girlfriends in the graveyard: 3/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you're squeezing the air out of your partner: 0/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Feels like Sandpaper: 3/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Looks like something that should be in the fetish section: 2/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 9/100
[13:38] <RefereeBot> That is the WORST one I've seen!
[13:38] <Brain> YAYYYYY
[13:38] <Elphaba> 9????????
[13:38] <Elphaba> OH MY GOD
[13:38] <Brik> oO

<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN

<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel

[01:11:12] <SpeedWacer> Ramen is my wintertime food because it's cheap, fast, and hot
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh

<AwgMotH> FUCK MY FINAL EXAMS!
* Bernhammer fucks AwgMotH's final exams.
<Bernhammer> anything else you want me to do?
<AwgMotH> no that was about it
<AwgMotH> ty
<Bernhammer> my pleasure
<Bernhammer> you better believe it was my pleasure :D
<AwgMotH> but i guess i had to tell u my exams are gay...
* Bernhammer already knew
<AwgMotH> but then...
<AwgMotH> that makes you...
<AwgMotH> gross!
<Bernhammer> ha ha

Precognition is fun... :D

* Elphaba is watching a cheesy Elvis movie
<Lurker> aren't they all?
<Elphaba> hhahaha some were cheesier then others
<Elphaba> this is one of my 3 favorite elvis movies
<SirOlli> elvis movies
<SirOlli> oh the times
<SirOlli> Blue Hawaii
<SirOlli> :D
<Elphaba> that is the one I watching!!
<SirOlli> ...
<SirOlli> I can't believe I did it again

ManveruAltharen: Vodka?
Beefcakes: Imp!
Beefcakes: Lesbians!
IgnisInCaelum: Vodka!
ManveruAltharen: Beefy!
Beefcakes: Peoples!
Imp: Veru!
ManveruAltharen: Interrobang!
IgnisInCaelum takes ManveruAltharen's vodka
PedroWorkingHard: Lesbians?!
Combined: ...This is starting to sound like Russia all over again.

<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow

[10:46] <Craig> it's amazing how people fall for the same trick multiple times in less than 5minutes

-- Several Minutes Later --

[10:50] <Craig> http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=741&l=3
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> :(
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> damnit
[10:51] * Lowlife shoots craig
[10:51] <Craig> ROFL
[10:51] <Craig> you did it again
[10:51] <Craig> >:D
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> yeah :(