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[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true
<Cj> you have my permission to use me
<Cj> for material
<Cj> for material
bbdude goes on about how he hates microsoft because of some stupid non-reasons...
<SirOlli> I think you're one of those ppl that hate microsoft because lots of other stupid ppl say "microsoft is evil, bill gates is the incarnation of satan and linux is the only good os and should be used by everyone just because I say so and have no glimpse of reality and don't realize that its too complicated to maintain for most non-professionals everyday use"
<bbdude> sirolli, you know whats sad
<bbdude> i think you're right :/
<SirOlli> I think you're one of those ppl that hate microsoft because lots of other stupid ppl say "microsoft is evil, bill gates is the incarnation of satan and linux is the only good os and should be used by everyone just because I say so and have no glimpse of reality and don't realize that its too complicated to maintain for most non-professionals everyday use"
<bbdude> sirolli, you know whats sad
<bbdude> i think you're right :/
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
[01:11:12] <SpeedWacer> Ramen is my wintertime food because it's cheap, fast, and hot
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh
[19:57:12]* ChanServ sets mode +a #Acid*Chat amber``28
[19:57:40] <DarkTruth> yea it does :P
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[19:57:54] <Alchemist> lol
[19:58:01] <DarkTruth> crazy girl lol
[20:05:46] <Doc> okay, I heard that as "crazy gir"
[20:05:55] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:12:50] <Alchemist> xD
[20:13:37] <DarkTruth> well I might GRRRRR at you
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[20:21:39]* Chris is now known as chris|supper
[20:21:55]* goose is now known as goose|supper
[20:26:01] <Doc> honey, you GRRRRR at me and we're married. It's Klingon law, you know :)
[20:26:15] <Alchemist> xD
[20:27:34] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:27:44] <DarkTruth> ROFL
[20:28:06] <DarkTruth> you shall die with honor :P
[20:28:18] <Doc> *Klingon Squee*
[19:57:40] <DarkTruth> yea it does :P
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[19:57:54] <Alchemist> lol
[19:58:01] <DarkTruth> crazy girl lol
[20:05:46] <Doc> okay, I heard that as "crazy gir"
[20:05:55] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:12:50] <Alchemist> xD
[20:13:37] <DarkTruth> well I might GRRRRR at you
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[20:21:39]* Chris is now known as chris|supper
[20:21:55]* goose is now known as goose|supper
[20:26:01] <Doc> honey, you GRRRRR at me and we're married. It's Klingon law, you know :)
[20:26:15] <Alchemist> xD
[20:27:34] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:27:44] <DarkTruth> ROFL
[20:28:06] <DarkTruth> you shall die with honor :P
[20:28:18] <Doc> *Klingon Squee*
[13:59] * Alfred|GettingWoman is now known as Alfred
[13:59] <trinnax> too hard was it
[14:00] <Dr_Kev> heh
[14:00] <Alfred> my penis, always when the woman is about ;)
[14:01] <trinnax> damn should of saw that one coming
[13:59] <trinnax> too hard was it
[14:00] <Dr_Kev> heh
[14:00] <Alfred> my penis, always when the woman is about ;)
[14:01] <trinnax> damn should of saw that one coming
[19:44:29] <%SnoFox> I will donate to ChatSpike for w00t in a skirt and bra.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
* Beer^Stoned is now known as Beer
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Beer
No stoned ops in #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Beer
No stoned ops in #chatspike
