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#1433 (2)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-11-28 18:36:47
[13:23] <Bricker> well
[13:23] <Bricker> i guess this is it
[13:23] <Bricker> time to die
[13:23] <Bricker> BAI2U
[13:23] * Quits: GdR^aW (*!*Mps3user2@*.xxx.xxx.xxx) [Ping timeout]
[13:24] <Bricker> rofl
#446 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-02-02 01:18:13
[01:06] -Global- From Azhrarn: ChatSpike IdleRPG round 2 has ended! Round 3 will start tomorrow around 6:00 PM EST. Be sure to sign up way after I do.
[01:08] -Global- From Craig-Away: svsnick fest for opers Round 3 will start tomorrow.. around.. ooh.. 6:01PM EST >:D
#1646 (4)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:57:01
* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)
#355 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-11 22:29:59
<Avengeful> nn olli sweety
<SirOlli> nn, ave cutie :)
<coco> gnight olli
* SirOlli gives ave a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug...
<Togy> nn olli
<SirOlli> and coco too :
<SirOlli> and togy! yay :)
<coco> lol
<Togy> wow it's like a big gay hug thing!
* Avengeful blushes
<Togy> but with coco as well so it's not all gay
<Togy> \o/
<Avengeful> gay is ok
<Avengeful> homo is bad
<SirOlli> multiple meanings rule :)
<Avengeful> gay is just fruity and happy, gleeful rather
<Avengeful> homo is..umm..
<Elyas> colourful
<Avengeful> stickin it in the poopshoot, the hairy ones NOT named Olga
<SirOlli> lol
<Togy> homo sapian, sexual, phobic, homo from the simpsons
<coco> may i say...ewwwww
<Togy> ?
<Togy> why ewwww?
<Togy> it's just a hug
#461 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-18 00:57:33
<@Napalm|Away> too many c's in this channel :P
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
#1336 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-08-25 13:02:06
* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?
#528 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-24 11:01:15
[19:52:12] * Brik sets mode: +ooo ol Togy w00t
[19:56:07] <@Togy> \o/
[19:56:12] * @Togy pokes w00t back
[19:57:11] <@w00t> yt Brain
[19:57:13] <@w00t> Brik
[19:57:14] <@w00t> tr
[19:57:16] <@w00t> *ty
[19:57:17] <@w00t> ffs
[19:57:19] <@w00t> :/
[19:57:21] <@Brik> :p
[19:57:24] <@Brik> drunk?
[19:57:25] <@Togy> you totally fucked that one up
[19:57:26] <@Brik> :P
[19:57:33] * @w00t gives up and pokes Brain instead
[19:57:37] <@w00t> oh for fucks sak
[19:57:39] <@w00t> BRIK
[19:57:41] <@w00t> POKE
[19:57:41] <@Togy> LOL
[19:57:44] <@w00t> kthxbye.
[19:57:44] <@w00t> :D
[19:57:49] <@Togy> tart
[19:57:52] <@w00t> GRRR SAKE!
#1450 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-19 22:51:38
* %goose hugs grapey
* %grapey ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<+Doc> hugged her too hard, goose
#593 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-02 12:20:13
[23:05.42] * Quits: %Elf-Bath ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-02-07 || <ol> I'm a pain in the ass to everybody <ol> saves time in the long run, because they'll do something to deserve it)
[23:08.23] * Joins: Chu ([email protected])
[23:08.34] <@ol> ffs
[23:09.52] <+SirOlli> yes, my dear?
[23:10.14] <@ol> hit elf next time you see him :p
[23:10.46] * +Alba^ is away <insert witty away MSG involving a small plastic duck and an African tribes woman here> 10:11p Pager: On
[23:10.46] * Alba^ is now known as Alba^AWAY
[23:11.36] <+Cory> rofl
[23:11.43] <+Cory> you DID say that tho ol, cant complain that much
[23:11.48] <@ol> I know
[23:12.10] <@ol> but he hasn't paid his royalties on my patented philosophy :p
[23:12.25] <+Cory> ;) lol but the real question is, did he quotespike it
[23:12.29] <@ol> and you've just got to get tough
[23:12.47] <@ol> I'm not bothered about that, because I have delete privs ;)

Which he proved, since this is the 2nd time i've posted this quote...
#1269 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-08-18 00:04:30
00:58:27 * Majic blows a kiss at LaptopChris
00:58:41 * LaptopChris catches it and stuffs it in his pants
00:58:46 [LaptopChris] that's for later ;)
00:58:47 [Majic] tee hee
00:59:55 [grapey] gross?
01:00:02 [grapey] get a room :P
01:01:10 [Doc] with a view?