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#1648 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-21 17:11:10
18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.
#943 (2)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 16:50:11
<w00t> I love my mother, but not in the same way I love you, Bricker[Sleeping]

:|
#535 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 14:10:18
Brain's wonderful typo, Volume MCMLXXXVIII, Issue #24561.

[23:08:40] -> *blah* help
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blah No suck nick/channel

Suck, ey?.
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#1219 (1)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-12-23 13:27:22
[15:26:47] * Xinill was kicked by Santa (Santa)
#222 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:55
*Global* From Nick: For all you mIRC users, are you bored with old mIRC? Featureless, dull and plain... Come and checkout #nnscript or www.nnscript.de/screenshots.php its a great script with everything you can want on it... we also provide support in the channel.
[LCN]Wish ([email protected]) has joined. 82 people
<[LCN]Wish> kan noen hjelpe.. ?
<+Namu> shameless adversising?
<+Namu> ;)
<[LCN]Wish> can someone help me?
<@Nick> yep?
<+[LCN]Wish> I am annoyed by annoying advertisers who are sending global messages is there nothing you can do to keep it from happening?
#465 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-03-04 06:01:36
[17:02:15] <@Craig-Away> I'M A RETARD!
[17:02:22] <@Craig-Away> with a damned high IQ
#442 (3)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-01-31 23:15:37
[18:10.19] <+Peng|Gone> you have turned nasty in your old age Craig :P
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D
#1535 (-1)
Posted by dKingston @ 2010-06-25 00:53:57
23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin
#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.