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#1225 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2008-01-25 22:54:51
[22:48] <FrostyCoolSlug> anyone here know anything about freeview?
[22:48] <Excal> i has it :p
[22:48] <FrostyCoolSlug> you you use a standard telly ariel for it?
[22:48] <Excal> yep
[22:49] <nenolod> FrostyCoolSlug, aerial*
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> nenolod, ta :p
[22:49] <nenolod> FrostyCoolSlug, ariel is the mermaid in the little mermaid
[22:49] <Brain> no ariel is a washing powder
[22:49] <w00t> she's hot.
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> damnit, i was trying to avoid that spelling ;/
[22:49] <Brain> lol
[22:49] <nenolod> w00t wants mermaid secks
[22:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> better than man secks ;(
#488 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-20 21:38:55
* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli
#1614 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:38:30
<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol
#1374 (2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-20 22:51:42
22:42:20 [@wolfbot] Hisakata has voted to lynch phlux!
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v phlux]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v MrSaturn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-vvv _Inu_yasha_ Hisakata Iseryn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v Brik]
22:42:21 [@wolfbot] phlux lets out a horrible howl and rips Hello apart!
22:42:22 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
22:42:23 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch phlux! Mob violence ensues.
22:42:24 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a saint!
22:42:26 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: goose, Iseryn, Brik, _Inu_yasha_, Hisakata, MrSaturn, w00t
22:42:27 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : alphagene, Zuko, Kenji, Brooklyn, Lone, Headspace, Wave, Candie, phlux, Hello
22:42:28 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
22:42:33 [~w00t] wat.
22:42:35 [~w00t] hahahahaha.
22:42:38 ChanServ sets mode [+qao Higurashi Higurashi Higurashi]
22:42:39 [~Higurashi] wat
#1353 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-04 05:55:42
<FallingUp> hope this works!!
* FallingUp has quit ([CS] Quit: Respect The Chocolate!)
<goose> I've got the feeling she's saying "God damnit" right now
#377 (3)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2004-12-27 00:50:08
::: Join: (JavaUser045) (1 clone: Wolfie)
[Wolfie]: Hello 045
[Wolfie]: Hey....wait a minute
::: Quit: (JavaUser045) ([CS] Quit: PJIRC forever!)
[Wolfie]: Darn it! :P
: Wolfie hit the wrong bookmark. Xo
#1504 (3)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-09-30 17:29:46
* where takes one of pigeon_of_doom's stolen crutches and challenges them to a swordfight
<Stryker> Them? You challenge the crutch?
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone shows sympathy and I just try and move the conversation on. Kumi, you may be onto something about me not understanding the word...
<where> >.>
* pigeon_of_doom grabs where's crotch and pulls.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Stryker> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> *crutch
#1090 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-28 22:19:47
* [BORG]Garlic has quit IRC (Client exited)
<Riithi> was beginning to smell here
#1553 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-09-09 21:14:40
<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
* Lizzy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)
#1117 (0)
Posted by jujimufu @ 2007-05-04 22:32:52
(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...