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#1161 (0)
Posted by TOH @ 2007-07-29 18:30:27
<NoMorePie> [ Question 61 of 200: [Category: ] <b>Warning</b>: mysql_connect() [<a href='function.mysql-connect'>function.mysql-connect</a>]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in <b>/usr/home/brain/public_html/trivia_public/index.php</b> on line <b>7</b><br />? ]
<NoMorePie> [ First hint: 14 words, 79 letters long. Starts with 'C' and ends with ')'. ]
<NoMorePie> [ Second hint: C**ld n*t c*nn*ct : C*n't c*nn*ct t* l*c*l MySQL s*rv*r thr**gh s*ck*t '/tmp/mysql.s*ck' (*) ]
<NoMorePie> [ Out of time! The answer was: Could not connect : Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) ]
#1066 (0)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-01-17 14:29:26
2:16:06 PM <~Craig|Work> i just got my first /. "first comment" :D
2:16:49 PM <~Craig|Work> gaah
2:16:53 PM <~Craig|Work> maybe not
2:25:07 PM <@Dune> if Craig != sense then download wtf.exe
#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
#591 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-02 08:40:32
<@Craig> soon (tm)
<@Craig> The word 'soon' is a registered trademark of darkgalaxy.com hereby referred to as Zedd And Scan Inc, a wholly owned subsidary of 'when we can be arsed' enterprises
#732 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2006-02-06 00:44:07
<Odin> there was karate and sR
<w00t> hm
<w00t> someone mention vampires?
<w00t> cool.
...
<Odin> atleast you didnt say "did someone mention witches?"

Heard on the testnet - *hides*
#410 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-04 19:39:31
--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)
#849 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-29 13:44:01
[13:42] * w00t whips SexSlave
[13:42] <SexSlave> STOP IT!
[13:42] <SexSlave> I am not here for ur pleasure.
#534 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 04:08:55
Bot fun in trivia!

[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] WeeblAndBobInsults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
[13:08:45] <@NoMorePie> [ Birthdayw00t Was correct with: Wanker ]
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#925 (1)
Posted by Tippy @ 2006-09-03 03:02:50
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|
#247 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:09
<NoMorePie> [ Question 40, INSANE ROUND! ] Hair Styling Stuff (9 answers)
<steely> gel
<Brain> blow job
<Bequi> curlers
<Brain> ACKKKKKKK
<Bequi> hot curlers
<Brain> ]i meant blow dryer :/
<steely> bobble
<Zer0> lol brain
<Sgt_Plumber> sure
<Sgt_Plumber> u did
<Bequi> BRAIN!!!
<Bequi> get your mind out of the gutter
<Brain> i cant, its bolted there