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<w00t> lo
<w00t_> oh.
<w00t_> hum..
<w00t_> forgot i was already here.
<w00t_> >.>
* w00t ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Miracles are a fallacy of the seventh degree. | Life is a miracle.)


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I told you my memory sucked..

LaptopChris> goose bumps
<Quiet_Mina> I have had a shiver run down my spine, but my skin has never bumped up.
<Melissa> they go away really quick
<LaptopChris> yeah
<Melissa> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Goosebumps.jpg/400px-Goosebumps.jpg her legs have slight goosebumps i guess?
<LaptopChris> hahaha grapey
<LaptopChris> like that's what I'm gonna look at ;P
<Melissa> ?
<Aristeo> I can't see her legs, her boobs are in the way
<Melissa> O.O
<LaptopChris> exactly
<LaptopChris> although I think the goosebumps are on her boobs
<Melissa> omg
* Melissa dies
<Melissa> i thought those were her knees
<Melissa> :")
<LaptopChris> ?
<LaptopChris> ROFL
<Melissa> i didn't see the picture right or i would never have linked it
<Melissa> :P

[13:11] <Balthy> now that is disturbing
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> no u
[13:11] <SHK> No U
[13:11] <Balthy> yes u
[13:11] <Hello> NOU
[13:11] <SHK> NO U
[13:11] <SHK> Quotespiking this
[13:11] <w00t> no you, sir, are the disturbing one
[13:11] <Hello> no you are
[13:11] <Balthy> I'm always disturbing
[13:11] <Balthy> I scare myself sometimes

* ShadowBear flips Duck
(where) So you flipped the bird?
(ShadowBear) yes
(Olli) that was a fowl gesture.

<Mage> there's nothing the Internet cannot solve!
<goose> cancer
<goose> aids
<goose> the united states
<goose> my girl problems

<Ghost> Brain: Could it be possible for you to send a global message telling people to privmsg me? ;)
<Brain> region locked UK drives?
<Brain> lol
<Brain> sure Ghost but why?
<Brain> are you quite prepared for that?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> bored i guess
<Ghost> I want to test a thing.
<Ghost> I am prepared to get 100-500 or something of them..
<Brain> ok only this once
<Ghost> Thx.
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> .-bender.chatspike.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Ghost [Ping timeout]
<Ghost> I haven't ping timeoutted?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you lag now:P
<Ghost> I don't lag..
-> [[BRC]Odin] PING
<Ghost> Brain: Are you going to do it sometime soon?
[[BRC]Odin PING reply]: 1sec
<Brain> thing is i think Ghost is expecting them all to come along at once
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> [Ghost] PING reply]: 100.000sec
* [OPA]spaceRaptor shrugs
<Ghost> 100s nah..
<Ghost> Only 5 so far..
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you lagged out just did not realise it
<Brain> too lagged to notice?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> y:P

<Eithne> Someone confirm to me that my eyes aren't deceiving me and I've been here for 25 minutes.
<ol> I've only been here 10, so I don't know
<Eithne> So you have.
<ol> looks like you popped in and out twice at about 20 to 6
<Eithne> Yeah.
<Eithne> I've done some tweaking since then.
<Eithne> From like, Wednesday
<Eithne> Every day between half 4pm and 9am, I've pinged out quite often.
<Eithne> BUT NOT NOW.
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[23:25] <[Brain]> M$ offered to buy out google a bit back
[23:25] <[Brain]> they shoved the deal up M$'s ass
[23:26] <[Brain]> can you imagine, they'd have made it look like MSN homepage
[23:26] <[Brain]> or even worse look and work like hotmail :(
[23:26] <[Brain]> "welcome to microsoft google. the almighty MS GOOGLE has already decided where you want to go today and has selected search results for you! Buy viagra online! Clear your mortage now!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> or...
[23:27] <[Brain]> "the ALMIGHTY MS GOOGLE has determined your likely search criteria based on the contents of your hotmail inbox and has provided the following search results..."
[23:27] <[Brain]> "date now online"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "download virus creation kits"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "porn!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "more porn!"
[23:27] <Mike468> welcome to spam.com!
[23:28] <Mike468> lmao

[07:55] * IWArapter masticates
[07:55] * memopad reminds that mastication is always a prerequisite to swallowing

<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings