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#1778 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-23 21:24:02
<taza> Vegetarianism is a tradition with hundreds of years of history, possible from the first days of cow pimps.
#970 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-16 05:43:06
[21:41] <Mahadeva> fuck me!!!!
[21:41] <JakeD> k
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<<<Do not try this at home as it may result is quick and precise backhand from another family member.>>>
#944 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-13 01:28:33
<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.
#742 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 15:06:31
[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)
#1583 (4)
Posted by webs @ 2011-03-24 01:53:21
<@Shawn> So I need you to download, install and start it
<@Shawn> and then let me remote desktop to you
<@Shawn> or teamviewer or something
<@Shawn> And let me play for an hour
<@Shawn> and yes, I'm totally serious.
#814 (-2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-06-18 07:54:37
<tomandandy> i dont leak any anymore
<tomandandy> since i take these pills
<Karate> uve lowered ur sperm count
<Karate> sometimes medicine does that
<tomandandy> poo
<Karate> either that, or uve got testicular cancer
<tomandandy> bother!!!
<tomandandy> zoloft ftw o/
<Karate> also, u can probably safely have sex without anyone getting pregnant, since u arent fully male anymroe cuz u dont produce much sperm
<tomandandy> i'll be forced to adopt
<tomandandy> lmao
<Karate> though u should porbably use a lot of lube, cuz girls aint goina get turned on by a half male v well...
<tomandandy> so only the loads producing sperm testicles
<tomandandy> i wont mention that...
* tomandandy wonders how the bother you know soo much about girls
<Karate> oh girls can figure it out real quick, u dont need to tell em for em to know u cant produce enough sperm
<Karate> besides, it probably makes u smell bad too
<tomandandy> oh noes
#853 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-25 05:35:27
(+Star) So, where's this penis I keep hearing about?
(%[BRC]Odin) betwen your legs?
(+Star) Nah, that one's gone
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#537 (3)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-04-30 15:09:21
(+frosty_theaussie) wow the guy died in american beauty
(@Peng|Gone) yes
(@Peng|Gone) he ended up on the wall
(+frosty_theaussie) he ended up with a huge fucking hole in his head
(+frosty_theaussie) because the crazy homophobic marine shot him
(@Peng|Gone) yes, a hole in the head...
(@Peng|Gone) and the stuff where the hole used to be ended up on the wall
(+frosty_theaussie) yes
(+frosty_theaussie) AND THERE WAS NEARLY SOME PEDOPHILIA TOO SO I SEE
(@Peng|Gone) no
(@Peng|Gone) she was old enough ;p
(+frosty_theaussie) oh
(+frosty_theaussie) DAMN
(+frosty_theaussie) i mean good >_>
#1149 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-03 11:45:33
<%Karate> aliens alraedy live in nz
<+xevix> do you believe in extra testicles!?