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#1 (2)
Posted by ol @ 2004-11-13 22:24:17
[3Sins] Tatsyrup I WILL NOT look at your PM I dont wanna know what u rub suck or pinch now
#1158 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-21 11:18:51
10:28:40 <indigophone> That guy Karate in #chatspike is retarded
10:29:24 <Trystan> lol
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<3 Rateh
#463 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-02-24 06:09:22
[17:05:45] <@Hart> wtf you all going on about?
[17:05:50] <+w00t> Hart: no idea
[17:05:58] <+w00t> we got lost 50 miles back in the swamp, sir.
[17:06:23] <+^MeM^> Yeah the topic kinda went awol a long time ago.
[17:06:36] <+w00t> Where is mah topic!
[17:06:43] <+w00t> Has anyoon seen mah topic?!
[17:06:45] <+^MeM^> in karates belly.
[17:07:25] <%Karate|AFK> i ate the topic? :o
[17:07:46] <+w00t> Karate|AFK: is my penis still the topic? :
[17:07:47] <+^MeM^> apprently.
[17:07:48] <+w00t> :|
[17:07:49] <@Hart> Last thing I caught w00t though Karate had balls and Elf squeaks when he talks and w00t wanted to be Mem's penis?
#1773 (0)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2015-03-12 21:04:56
While chatting about my kidney failure and being on dialysis...

[16:59:09] <SaberUK> FallingUp: you're waiting in a queue for a replacement right?
[16:59:25] <SaberUK> if there was less people in said queue then you'd probably get a replacement faster
[16:59:56] <aquanight> so you are saying FallingUp should find out who's on the queue and contract out some hits :P
[17:00:01] <SaberUK> heh
[17:00:27] <FallingUp> Clearly I must therefore go out and become a serial killer.
#655 (0)
Posted by aksel @ 2005-09-12 00:21:10
[01:19:34] <Karate|AFK> i never got weird email spam
[01:19:38] <Karate|AFK> till like...4 months ago?
[01:19:43] <Karate|AFK> and now everyone wants to enlarge my penis :/
#987 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-26 12:50:15
<AwgMotH> why can't u just send files over irc?
<Fethroesforia> you can't do that with the cleint
<Fethroesforia> client
<AwgMotH> what client is that?
<tormentus> whats IRC?
<tormentus> I have only just lately used the internet for chatting and stuff like that
<tormentus> I used to only download music and porn
#1003 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-31 00:50:55
<Mnight> lol! I love the sound I set up for the /me command eachtime you guys prod somone I here a pig oink
#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD
#42 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:21
[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother
#580 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-19 02:02:36
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!