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#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
#228 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:09
[20:32] <Togy> im not gay
[20:32] <Togy> i just like playing ;)
#768 (-15)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-04-17 23:11:22
<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN
#920 (-2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-08-29 10:57:27
<+Loki> Azureus = phail
<+Loki> it's in the bloody DMZ. It's not gonna get any closer to the Internet unless I put the machine in a level3 communications datacentre
#676 (3)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-10-07 22:38:32
<Hmzaniac> i went to the toilet yesterday.
<LaptopMike> toilet 2.0 came out today
<ol> Craig: auto-update will grab the new version at the cost of a 700k download
<Hmzaniac> yeah, and i had to go again.
<Stormscape> Toilet 2.5 comes out this evening
<LaptopMike> toilet 3.0 is already in beta testing at rc3
<Hmzaniac> i guess i'm going for stable.
<ol> or you could go help->check for updates
<Stormscape> Toilet 4 is planned for next week
* Chronus|away pats his opera 8.5
<Hmzaniac> don't upgrade the toilet till you have to.
<Hmzaniac> just security updates.
<Stormscape> like toilet 1.3?
<Hmzaniac> opera is a joke.
<LaptopMike> Hmzaniac, yea but you don't want your toilet leaking...
<Stormscape> fixes the water leaks
<Hmzaniac> that's what the patches are for.
#1194 (1)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-10-02 23:32:39
<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#949 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-09-15 00:13:08
[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.
#579 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2008-09-04 23:39:36
[23:37] <Majic> christel: I got a new keyboard. :x (full-size alluminum iMac superspecialawesome keyboard) I named it christel. :x
[23:37] <christel> Majic: awwww
[23:38] <christel> thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever done ever!
[23:38] <christel> i think
[23:38] <Majic> I also got a new mouse, but I named that one Special. :x
[23:38] <christel> haha
[23:38] <w00t> Majic, is it pink?
[23:38] <christel> peenk!
[23:38] <Majic> My display is named nenolod, cause it's always in my face. :D
#1647 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-08-21 14:40:53
<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is