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#550 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-05-09 09:46:32
<Rigo> im quite taken aback I assure you, I still think you live in Great Brittian and are just pretending to live in the wilds of norway
<Ib3N> lol
<Rigo> since im more or less certain norway doesnt have electricity, let alone computers
<Ib3N> "wilds of norway"
<Ib3N> hahaha
<Gatzby> not until we liberate you anyway
<Ib3N> LOL
<Rigo> we will come civilize you one day
<Gatzby> but then we'll bring god, justice, liberty, freedom, and grenades
<Gatzby> lots and lots of grenades
<Gatzby> and god
<Rigo> and pr0n!
<Gatzby> because you're all heathen bastards worshipping norse gods
<Rigo> exactly
#330 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-24 18:19:17
<[BR]mistress> mina ei ole objektiivne, sest pole peaaegu htegi naist, kes oleks kigega enda juures rahul :P
* [BR]mistress kakleb snnipev vol.1 piltidega
<[BR]mistress> Awe!
<[BR]mistress> no on tp, keelab oma saba sikutada ja kaob jlle ^^
<Aweron> :P
<Aweron> mul ple seda linki siin :)
<[BR]mistress> hmh..
<[BR]mistress> kust sa selle ldse said? ma kodukalt ei leidnud :/
<[BR]mistress> aga ega ma muidugi eriti ei otsinud ka, ma arvasin, et saan sinult selle rutem..
<[BR]mistress> oh mind naiivitari :P
<SirOlli> aga kust ple keelab siktada koigega vaatajast
<Aweron> hah :D
<[BR]mistress> :D
<Aweron> niceohn olli
<SirOlli> what did I just say?
<Aweron> it _allmost_ made sence :D
<[BR]mistress> but it seems that you copy-pasted smth Awe had said.. there was a strange typo ^^
<Aweron> but where not forbits drag from viever with all
<Aweron> :P
<SirOlli> I just picked various words from your convo and aligned them
#1601 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:15:02
<I> Three rings for the elven kings under the sky. Me, Xhu, Curly. Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone. AOPs and HOPs. Nine for mortal men doomed to die. Those would be the voiced users. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. HI KUMI.

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I got 'I' talking about LOTR. I definitely regretted it afterwards.
#34 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:16
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head
#640 (-2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-08-27 17:29:33
* Brain sets mode: +o IdleServ
* SirOlli is now known as IdleSurf
[...]
<IdleSurf> For Goodness' sake
<IdleSurf> I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes
<IdleSurf> I got the Shakes
<IdleSurf> I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes
[..MORE LYRICS..]<IdleSurf> :DDD
<Magnus> SPAM :O
<Magnus> From a Idle Surfer :O
* IdleServ was kicked by Brain (spamsurf!)
<Brain> :p;
* IdleSurf is now known as Olli
<Olli> rofl
<Brain> whoops
<Brain> wrong one
<Siltem> lol
<Magnus> Surf the Spam :)
[...]
<Surfer> [17:33:04] [+Magnus] From a Idle Surfer :O <---wha?
<Olli> LOL
<[OPA]Taeglian> lol
#538 (0)
Posted by Killertv @ 2005-12-22 18:17:57
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) What do you need a penis for?
[6:14] ! @Khimaera doesn't
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) yes you do khim :P
[6:14] @(Khimaera) Well I suppose I could use one to attack people with
#1490 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2010-01-18 22:58:11
01/18@23:57:10 <#opers/FrostyCoolSlug> THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
01/18@23:57:19 <#opers/@Majic> I have several.

As usual; #opers is a source of absolute serious business.
#1108 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-04-17 02:36:11
* Zack has joined #chatspike
<Zack> NO MOAR GLOBALS
* Zack has left #chatspike

(After ~5 globals about the chatspike shop)
#1260 (-1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-06-04 19:50:17
#inspircd
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<Brain> i might leave the C# end of it to someone who knows better like frosty
<Brain> and then just do the C++ end myself
<IronLegend> :P
* Coyote ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
<jackmcbarn> Brain: but frosty hasn't done any developing for months
<jackmcbarn> :p
<Brain> he just needs the right motivation
<Brain> cattleprod type.
#1207 (2)
Posted by Proweler @ 2007-11-18 21:10:01
22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?