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#560 (4)
Posted by Debruineo @ 2005-05-23 20:42:23
[ +SirOlli ] woohoo! I got my tax refund!
[ +Mike ] woohoo, I sent SirOlli a fake check to make him think he got a tax refund!
#718 (1)
Posted by Foxhill @ 2006-04-09 23:05:09
<+Efreak> HELLO!
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/
#1073 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-23 23:56:08
[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
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#1394 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-11 17:03:55
-Global- [Network Notice] FallingUp - Tril really is a nice girl, you just have to get to know her. PM her and say 'hi' some time.
<grapey> more boys for you tril, i'm sure you must be thrilled ;)
<Tril> grapey, it's great ^_^
#28 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:02
<nooks> I WANT IT !!!
<nooks> give it me now !!
<Peets> come and get it :)
<nooks> is it good quality or is it crappy quality?
<Peets> good
<Peets> way too big :p
<nooks> :(
#1404 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-17 22:57:27
<Higurashi> As for my disposition, I live to help people in every way I can, and I have strong work ethics. :>
<goose> I eat babies
<goose> does that count for anything?
<Higurashi> No, that's pretty common.
#271 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:58
<Herbstwind> women can have great sex, even hours after they died...
<Ptolemy-treo> heh
<Herbstwind> is "heh" a "i-dont-know-what-to-say-but-still-want-to-look-cool" phrase?
<Ptolemy-treo> heh
#357 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 12:27:50
<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!
#795 (4)
Posted by Matty @ 2006-06-04 21:09:50
* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(
#327 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:13:46
(JediIgor) Wow now you're just arguing about technicalities

Yet lo and behold what he said before:

(JediIgor) For the entire duration of this chat I have not been talking, I have been typing on a keyboard, get your terms together