13:04:40 * AnMaster slaps Majic|Irssi with a super-large, super-smelly, decaying digitally-enhanced reinforced IRC-grade trout
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.

[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha

Sacho is going by Guest16384
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<Kesha_> Hey Sacho: Switch your nickname so we know who you are
<Guest16384> Okay.
* Guest16384 is now known as Guest08192

<NoMorePie> [ Question 168 of 200: [Category: Medical] Phobias: Dikephobia- Fear of ______? ]
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao

[15:27:02] <InLove> honestly, all i do in the shower is get clean. :p
[15:27:06] <InLove> well
[15:27:13] <InLove> uh
[15:27:24] <InLove> anyways,
[15:27:33] * InLove lays still on the bed, trying to recover
[15:27:40] <Dauthi> Sure
[15:27:56] <Dauthi> showerhead on massage function ?:P
[15:28:06] <InLove> hahahahahaha
[15:28:11] <InLove> not this showerhead, it sucks. :p
[15:28:16] <Dauthi> lol
[15:28:28] <Hood> sucks ^_^

[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.

[20:28] <Ib3N> I scored all topscores on testing my english
[20:29] <Ib3N> measured in speed, preformance and precice
[20:29] <Ib3N> *s
[20:29] <Ib3N> hehe
[20:29] <Dr_Kev> lol

(@Pete|WoW) Heh, I just noticed that all my ICT courseworks screenshots have my WoW window minimised at the bottom in them, and Winamp playing songs with unsuitable names...
(@Om) hehe
(@Pete|WoW) How did I fail to notice that? :/
*Pete|WoW goes to edit them...
(@Pete|WoW) Ahh... and one screenshot shows the minimised window: D:\Pete\fucking-coursewor...
(%KillerTV) lol
(@Pete|WoW) Damn my creative directory naming.

[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible

#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?