[18:49] * WOOOOOOO ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[18:49] <Sanity> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[18:49] <Sanity> I'M PUMPED
[18:49] <Sanity> YEAH.

<ParavantsPride> "I peed the bed."
<ParavantsPride> "No son that was just a nocturnal emission"
<Kikaimegami> haha
<ParavantsPride> "you mean an owl peed on me while i slept?"
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs*
<ParavantsPride> "Son, what did you dream about last night"
<Kikaimegami> poopers!
<ParavantsPride> "well there was this big airplane.... and a ice cream truck... and my friend Billy was naked... then I woke up..."
<Kikaimegami> hahahaha
<ParavantsPride> *father sighs and thinks to himself* "great... Another gay son..."
<Kikaimegami> XD

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<champ111> hi everyone
* Odin gives voice to champ111 deog
* Odin gives voice to Hy|afk laptop_jake Peng shaq
<Odin> \o champ
<deog> hello champ111
<champ111> i have a problem.
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<champ111> my dick won't get up to women.

[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!

<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p

[20:19] <[BRC]Ingus> LO TAE HOW ARE YOU :P
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh

<Beer> also 1 =0.003875
<Craig-Away> Hex?
<Craig-Away> nah
<Craig-Away> that cant be right
<Beer> no.. fixed point word ;)
<Craig-Away> aah
<Craig-Away> :P
<Beer> 16-bit word even
<cab86> heh
<Beer> point being in the middle
<Craig-Away> 1=1 in hex
<Craig-Away> lol

04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

...

04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.

[00:36] * Andres whines about LoveServ being down...
[00:36] <Proweler> that was a valentines gimmick
[00:37] <Andres> Huh?
[00:37] <Proweler> I thought it was like a one time thing for valentine
[00:38] <Proweler> not a 24/7 stalking device
[00:38] <Stalker> You are wrong
[00:39] <Stalker> It's 24\7 stalking device
[00:39] * Andres has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Powered by the JavaSpike)
[00:39] <Stalker> See ?

On #Chatspike.......

Part 1
[15:26] *** sesso_di_estremita is now known as cockle
[15:27] * coco scrolls up and thanks Jazza for the +v with come cookies and milk
[15:27] * Ave|pissy grabs the cookies and milk
[15:28] * coco slaps veggies hand
[15:28] * Ave|pissy slaps coco
[15:28] <Ave|pissy> dun mess wif me woman
[15:28] <coco> ooo i'm so scared P
[15:28] <Karate|AFK> hush lil boy
[15:28] <Karate|AFK>
[15:29] <coco> heya karate
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> loya
[15:29] * Ave|pissy grabs a bucket of ice water and dumps it on rateh's head
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> ta, its a bit hot in here
[15:29] * Ave|pissy takes the cookies and gobbles em up real fast in coco's face
[15:29] *** cockle is now known as Master_Bates
[15:29] * coco thinks veggie is the one that needs a cold shower
[15:29] <Ave|pissy> yes i do
[15:30] <Ave|pissy> roflmao
[15:30] * Karate|AFK punches veggie in hte gut n makes him barf up all the cookies into a trashcan
[15:30] * Ave|pissy still liked the italian one cob