[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> so yeah
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> first i go into work on a bank holiday
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> then on the way home
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> it freakin rains >:/

<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<

[20:10] <Coma|afk> im going to belgium tomorrow and stalk peets
[20:10] <Peets|Away> not when I control the toilet

[15:38] Adonis: I can remember the time well.....never mind...
[15:38] Adonis: I'm not gonna put this on a website
[15:38] Utah: this is a chat room
[15:39] Utah: no ones is logging...
[15:39] Adonis: true...but I'm not gonna let you guys know about the time I realized I had pedophilic tendencies...
[15:40] * Kentrel sends his chat log to bash.org
[15:40] Adonis: so every afternoon I would sit out on my porch when the girls from the neighboring high school would start walking home
[15:40] Adonis: cuz they were hot...
[15:40] Adonis: turns out, it was actually a middle school
[15:40] Adonis: oopsy!

[05:13-Wed] <`Node_> Night :)
[05:13-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> nite
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> XD
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> Stalker :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> who me? never
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> =p
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> If I ask politely will you? :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> if you're a girl, maybe
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> On saturdays I am
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> :)

<pigeon_of_doom> Right, so, this keeps up, you die, I can buy Emp off for less, and get voice? I see no downside to this.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.

<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes

[22:46:13] <ClaireBear> I always wanted a white cat
[22:46:17] <ClaireBear> all my boys are black