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#1022 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-06-30 09:05:34
05:32:53 <JakeD> "Look, my nipples are hard from it!" - My girlfriend after watching the trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum
05:33:34 <JakeD> Sometimes I wonder why I date a woman from the San Fernando Valley, and then moments like this answer those
questions.
05:34:03 <ed> rofl
#188 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:05:12
[20:18] <Legen|D> know what Project Pitchfork is?
[20:19] <Togy> it's the farmers plan for world domination
[20:19] <Legen|D> lol
[20:19] <Togy> it involves jabbing pitchforks into people
[20:19] <Assassin> lol
#106 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:12:11
[21:46] * BigD slaps [Brain] around a bit with a large trout
[21:46] * [Brain] slaps BigD around a bit with an enormous walleye
[21:46] <[Brain]> shup :P
[21:46] <BigD> 0_0
[21:47] <BigD> :P
[21:47] <BigD> i need powah !
[21:47] <BigD> lol
[21:47] <BigD> ./kill [DE]Ishmael
[21:47] <BigD> oops :D
[21:48] <[DE]Ishamael> lol n00b
[21:49] <[DE]Ishamael> that wouldn't work anyway ;P
[21:49] * BigD slaps [DE]Ishamael around a bit with a large trout
[21:49] <BigD> blammo
[21:50] *** Hawk|away ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:50] *** BigD ([email protected]) Quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn ([DE]Ishmael... oops wrong nick... I should really read before hitting enter :D))
#726 (12)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-01-29 21:35:41
<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/
#283 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-01 18:00:14
--> Bismarck ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Bismarck> @find teen
<-- Bismarck ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
#125 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:55
[13:37] <Archy`> mem, alfred, cow, ib3n
[13:37] <Archy`> irc
[13:38] <Archy`> crashing
[13:38] *** Archy` has left IRC ([CS] Quit:)
#50 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:46
[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet
#1390 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-08 20:29:24
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

...
I laugh at my own stupidity.
#1567 (0)
Posted by RagnorakTres @ 2011-02-03 17:32:19
ManveruAltharen: Vodka?
Beefcakes: Imp!
Beefcakes: Lesbians!
IgnisInCaelum: Vodka!
ManveruAltharen: Beefy!
Beefcakes: Peoples!
Imp: Veru!
ManveruAltharen: Interrobang!
IgnisInCaelum takes ManveruAltharen's vodka
PedroWorkingHard: Lesbians?!
Combined: ...This is starting to sound like Russia all over again.
#1434 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-28 20:12:30
19:48:36 [%Neosage] Hi NewClassic
19:52:16 [@NewClassic] Heya Neosage.
19:52:26 [%Neosage] Whatcha doing
19:54:59 NewClassic is now known as NewC|onsuming
20:01:09 [@Hisakata|DA] Coke, apparently.