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#1096 (0)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-02-27 08:08:20
[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls
#229 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:21
<Hart> Shall I be the typical guy they pick up?
<kujoe> eh..
<kujoe> no
<kujoe> :P
<Hart> Shitting in the recliner with out a shirt hold a beer?
<NoMorePie> i have no idea, Hart.
<Hart> holding
<Bequi> shitting???
<Hart> :s
<Hart> *sitting
<Bequi> I certainly hope you mean sitting
#1274 (1)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-09-06 13:58:07
06:43 <CyberBotX> I get this feeling that ARiKA would melt into nothingness if we took away his ability to use 'lol'. :P
06:44 <ARiKA> ok, I will cease saying lol
06:44 <CyberBotX> But you just said it!
06:44 <ARiKA> I said that I would cease saying lol, but I didn't!
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> BACON: taboo taboo
06:44 <ARiKA> hahahhah
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> :)
06:44 <CyberBotX> >:P
06:45 <ARiKA> lol is a cool name for a blog
06:45 <ARiKA> it would be then a blol
06:46 <ARiKA> bah mine has better name...
#951 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-09-19 00:38:17
*Aristeo sets mode +b on Russiancleaninglady.
20:34 <Russiancleaninglady> what..
<Russiancleaninglady> ehh come on
<Russiancleaninglady> im sorry
<Russiancleaninglady> ok man ill keep quiet amigo
<Aristeo> Nope. Too late
<Russiancleaninglady> naaw man
<Russiancleaninglady> im bored
<Russiancleaninglady> please bro
<Aristeo> Okay...
<Russiancleaninglady> im beggin ya
*Aristeo sets mode -b on Russiancleaninglady.
<Russiancleaninglady> thanks man

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*[text] = /me's not server commands.
#563 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-26 20:39:42
20:33 <J> dude change the symbols
20:33 <J> like the + and @
20:33 <J> im sick of those
20:33 <matt> you can't
20:33 <J> well then its not fully customizable now is it
20:33 <matt> that's embeded into irc clients, not ircds
20:33 <matt> you tard and a half
#803 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-06-07 17:38:18
[17:32] <Brain> AHHHHH! ITS LAPTOPMIKE! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
[17:32] <LaptopMike> yep
[17:32] <LaptopMike> you poo eating hacker
[17:32] <Brain> :<
[17:33] <Excal> lmao
[17:33] <Brain> its true i ate pooh, i ate tigger and ee-aww too, what are you gonna do about it
[17:33] <Brain> tasted of honey :<
[17:33] <LaptopMike> D:
#695 (3)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-11-03 09:31:18
[20:28] <Ib3N> I scored all topscores on testing my english
[20:29] <Ib3N> measured in speed, preformance and precice
[20:29] <Ib3N> *s
[20:29] <Ib3N> hehe
[20:29] <Dr_Kev> lol
#1080 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-02-10 13:30:35
<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p

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yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p
#1409 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-20 15:49:20
* echelon has quit (Nickname collision)
<goose> omg
<goose> I was to /nick hadron
<goose> then quit for a collision
#419 (1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-11 19:55:51
[19:23] * atk[EATING] tgrows Craig into a pit full of Kerosine and lights it UP
[19:23] * ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[19:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa ol ol
[19:24] <Brik> pyromaniac!
[19:24] <Brik> lo ol
[19:24] <ol> I never did it
[19:25] <Brik> haha
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ROFL
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ol spoken unprepared