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[01:16] <Curly> Oxygen's having a threesome with two where's?
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
[14:01] <Olli> how much for a hostmask and how to pay for it? if I get one for xhu, he'll come back!
[14:29] <FallingUp> Olli, Lemme guess.. He's on farcebook and g+, has a variety of email addresses, posts on blogs and has atwitter account.. but is "worried" about someone on chatspike being able to see his hostmask and therefore "find him".
[14:29] <Olli> no
[14:29] <Olli> erm
[14:29] <Olli> wait
[14:30] <Olli> I read that the other way round
[14:30] <Olli> actually I have no idea
[14:30] <Olli> I just want him back ;)
[14:29] <FallingUp> Olli, Lemme guess.. He's on farcebook and g+, has a variety of email addresses, posts on blogs and has atwitter account.. but is "worried" about someone on chatspike being able to see his hostmask and therefore "find him".
[14:29] <Olli> no
[14:29] <Olli> erm
[14:29] <Olli> wait
[14:30] <Olli> I read that the other way round
[14:30] <Olli> actually I have no idea
[14:30] <Olli> I just want him back ;)
22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?
* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?
<[BRC]Odin> i think this new w00t 1 is better than the #3 1
<w00t> [BRC]Odin?
<w00t> heh
<w00t> that one was out of context :(
<w00t> and this one was me opening my big bloody mouth.
<w00t> oh god :|
<w00t> that ...
* w00t runs
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<[BRC]Odin> getting ready to have something inserted in that mouth?
<w00t> <:|
* w00t hides behind Chu
<[BRC]Odin> lol tht wont be any better
<w00t> &_&
<w00t> Lunch bbs :|
<[BRC]Odin> atleast you wont be on the recieving end if behind him
<w00t> ...maybe...
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> :P
* w00t is now known as Lunchw00t
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the new one is #635 and the #3 one is #618
<w00t> [BRC]Odin?
<w00t> heh
<w00t> that one was out of context :(
<w00t> and this one was me opening my big bloody mouth.
<w00t> oh god :|
<w00t> that ...
* w00t runs
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<[BRC]Odin> getting ready to have something inserted in that mouth?
<w00t> <:|
* w00t hides behind Chu
<[BRC]Odin> lol tht wont be any better
<w00t> &_&
<w00t> Lunch bbs :|
<[BRC]Odin> atleast you wont be on the recieving end if behind him
<w00t> ...maybe...
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> :P
* w00t is now known as Lunchw00t
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the new one is #635 and the #3 one is #618
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[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
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[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
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<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
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[22:16] * Terror slaps #chatspike with smokeala's large hard penis
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[22:17] * Archy` sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-65FDC368.shv.bellsouth.net
[22:16] * Terror slaps #chatspike with smokeala's large hard penis
[22:16] * Archy` sets mode: +v Terror
[22:17] * Archy` sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-65FDC368.shv.bellsouth.net
[18:04:33] * Karate yawns
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.
