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#1498 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-28 18:56:32
<~LaptopBrain> ever tried snake typo?
<&typobox43> no
<~LaptopBrain> want to?
<&typobox43> this feels like a trap
#1406 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-17 22:58:29
* QJ is now known as Guest29672
<goose> YOU FAILED TO IDENTIFY
<goose> OMG PWN
<Higurashi> You're such the helpful helper, goose. x)
<goose> E is for Effort, Higurashi
<goose> however, I think you'll notice that "Effort" also has two "F"s in it
<goose> and F is for Failure
<Higurashi> And g? Ginormous failure?
<goose> henceforth
<goose> effort = DOUBLE FAIL
<Higurashi> I'ma go with that, then.
#449 (1)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-02-06 05:49:40
[21:48] * Craig is in deep thought
[21:48] <Chu> Good one, Sluggy. ;P
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#938 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-10 04:12:41
[20:09] <Mahadeva> the future lies in snuff films :D
[20:09] <Mahadeva> you get people like LinkTetra and you shave off all their body hair
[20:10] <Mahadeva> lots of it and shit
[20:10] <Mahadeva> and you tape while you skin them alive
[20:10] <Mahadeva> then you sell the tape in a private rich guy auction
#124 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:41
[14:14] <Archy`> Don't care, I'll keep whiningggg :P
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> aarchy
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> go eat a sock
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> pleaaaaaaaaaaaase
[14:14] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> eaaaaaaaaat a soooooooooooock
[14:14] <Archy`> :(
[14:14] <Ib3N> I just read that like "go eat a cock"
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> lol
[14:15] <Ib3N> I was like wtf!!?
[14:15] <^MeM^> lmao
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> rofl
[14:15] <Ish|aweh> dirty minded bastard
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#1351 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-02 16:35:20
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday dear Doc Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:25 [Lizzy] lmao
16:25 +Doc feeds goose some of his birthday cupcake
16:25 [%Namegduf] Happy Birthday to you!


Happy Bird-day Docsies. We all <3 ya.
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#59 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:52
[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower