<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

...

<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.

--- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit
--- Scrug|TakingAShit is now known as Scrughat
<Ib> --- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit <- how.... informative....
<{-_-}> ...
<Beer> lmao
<Pete|Aweh> lol
<{-_-}> that's one of those... too much information kinda deals

[23:40] <FallingUp> Tree is just downright awesome.
[23:40] <Tree> aww shucks <3
[23:40] <FallingUp> And yes, you all can quote me on that!

just another day in irc-town

[15:17:19] <SpeedWacer> Good morning!
[15:18:26] <SpeedWacer> Putting my skincare products in the fridge was the best thing I ever did
[15:18:30] <SpeedWacer> So refreshing <3
[15:19:31] * HeufyDroid mews and watches from his kitteh corner
[15:19:48] <Katze> I just had a cup of tea and now I feel like I need a nap
[15:19:49] <Katze> D:
[15:20:10] <HeufyDroid> Kitteh nap
[15:21:05] * Olli slathers Speedy with ice cream
[15:21:37] <HeufyDroid> Ohmy
[15:21:50] <SpeedWacer> Are you going to lick it off?
[15:21:57] <SpeedWacer> Speedy why did you say that
[15:22:01] <Olli> oh my.
[15:22:03] <Olli> :D
[15:22:26] <HeufyDroid> So you're creaming her is what you're saying? :P
[15:23:17] <Olli> ...
[15:23:21] * Olli hides in a corner
[15:23:49] * Katze patpats HeufyDroid
[15:23:53] <Katze> ^.^
[15:23:57] <SpeedWacer> I'm so sorry
[15:24:08] <Olli> you're not!
[15:24:15] * HeufyDroid purrs
[15:24:30] <SpeedWacer> :>
[15:24:54] <HeufyDroid> You're lucky quoting on my phone is a pain :P

[16:26] <SpeedWacer> I love enchiladas
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> There was some night a couple weeks ago I didn't get to sleep
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> And when I did finally go to bed like 30 hours later, I had a dream I was an enchilada
[16:27] <SpeedWacer> And I was being baked in the most comfortable oven

[16:30] <Dr_Kev> nothing wrong with a hairy ass :/

something wrong with that statement...im just not sure what :P

* Chu laughs as he does something Windows-exclusive. :\
<+Chu> Erm...
<@Ravensky> crash?

16:47 | <Snorglorf> What if I wanna access your mom?
16:47 | <Mahadeva> and all that makes it soo fuckin slow
16:47 | <ed> dance ejay 7 > fruity loops
16:47 | ~ Mahadeva has kicked Snorglorf from #soapspike [Mahadeva]
16:47 | �� Snorglorf ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
16:48 | <Snorglorf> IT WASNT ME
16:48 | <Mahadeva> we already have majic :p
16:48 | @ ed sets mode : +vv MKnight Snorglorf
16:48 | <Snorglorf> You kicked me before I could say OPEN C:\Mom\legs
16:49 | <MKnight> run c:/your being a dick
16:49 | <Snorglorf> I'm immature, stfu
16:49 | <Snorglorf> :D
16:49 | <ed> lmfao
16:49 | <ed> cock
16:49 | <Mahadeva> whats your fucking oink ratio?
16:50 | *Star sucks ed
16:50 | <ed> RUN C:/Mahadeva's_Mum/Cock.exe

[02:00:33] <Fightgarr> My next D&D campaign involves T-Rexes with herpes and is titled Dinosores.

[18:56] <Alurny> oh yes bigd i read of him/her
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> him
[18:56] <DarkSheer> it
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> that to
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> hermaphrodite