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#1609 (3)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-05-24 05:19:27
@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead
#580 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-19 02:02:36
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
#111 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:44:52
<n00bie> @Craig:
<n00bie> //)
<n00bie> ,/ /
<n00bie> / /
<n00bie> //\' \'/
<n00bie> /\'/ / / //\\
<n00bie> (\'( ;/\' \')
<n00bie> \\ \' /
<n00bie> \'\\\' \\ _.
<n00bie> \\ (
<n00bie> \\ \\
<[PSA]cab86> LOL
<Raptor> :o
<Raptor> rofl :D
<Tomisch|away> lol
* Marie sets mode: +b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
* n00bie was kicked by Marie (bye :p)
<[PSA]cab86> he he... noob needs a live
<Tomisch|away> hahaha
<[PSA]cab86> **life
* Marie sets mode: -b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
<Coolspirit> nasty
<[PSA]cab86> he actually spent time to draw that
<Tomisch|away> he is dutch :o lol
<Coolspirit> :)
<Raptor> tuurlijk :)
<[BRC]Finwe> lol
<Tomisch|away> hehe
#1248 (4)
Posted by IronLegend @ 2008-04-14 23:27:46
(00:23:39) (+IronLegend) bloemkool
(00:23:44) (&peavey) blomkl
(00:23:50) (+voidzero) swedish?
(00:23:50) (%Sporks) swedish is, like, like german on laughing gas
#1521 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2010-06-16 12:39:42
(13:36:39) <@|> http://xkcd.com/754/ Hmm was expecting something more complex. :\
(13:37:37) <@Namegduf> So was your mother.
(13:37:47) <@Namegduf> Sorry, I just couldn't keep that one in.
(13:37:48) <@Namegduf> XD
(13:37:53) <@|> good god that was mighty >.>
#712 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:30:47
<w00t> "DAMN, I got a hardon looking at so many opers.!"
<w00t> ...ok, fuck
<w00t> quote that and die
<w00t> SHITNkn'[n.
--- w00t is now known as w00t[AFK]
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<Beer> lmao
* w00t[AFK] gives up <:(

Ok I guess i'm dead then
#699 (2)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-26 19:30:07
[14:22] <Om> Speak of the devil
[14:22] <Brain> om's line is the official line
[14:22] <Brain>
[14:22] <Om>
[14:23] * Om decrees that all tortoise gods are raised to NetAdminOverlord status
[14:23] <Brain> i for one welcome our new NetAdminOverlord tortoise god
[14:23] <Om> \o/
[14:23] <Brain>
[14:24] * Om commands that the 26th of November shall henceforth and forever be ChatSpike Tortoise Day
[14:24] <Brain> what do we do on chatspike tortoise day?
[14:24] <Star> \o/
[14:24] <Om> Worship the ChatSpike Tortoise Overlord
[14:24] <Star> Sacrifice tortoises.
[14:24] <Brain> o/ <--help me i lost an arm!
[14:25] <Brain> oooo
[14:25] <Star> o/o/\o\o
[14:25] <Brain> /kill Om consider yourself sacrificed
[14:25] <Om>
[14:25] <FallingUp> i found one of these \ lying around the othere day.. is it yours Brain?
[14:25] <Om> /kill Star Heretic
#876 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2006-08-08 20:39:42
*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh
#584 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-26 10:22:50
[19:23:06] <+Chu> <w00t> c, as in c :p <-- "c" is for cookie? O:)
[19:24:14] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:19] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:25] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:26] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:28] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:35] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:36] <+w00t> OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!
[19:24:38] <+xevix> C is for crack
[19:24:41] <+w00t> *cough*
[19:24:41] <+Chu> :S
[19:24:51] * +w00t makes cricket noises at xevix
#1764 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-11-04 21:49:09
<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.