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#54 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:51
<RD> you're a girl... you like anyone buying you stuff
<Marie|Reading> I am not :p
#45 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:57
<[Brain]> useless fact of the day #666: in america, 12 people every year die on the toilet of brain haemorrages from pushing too hard
<typobox43> ROFL
* typobox43 passes it on
<[Brain]> :P
<Pinky> thanks for sharing:P
#958 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-09-28 08:05:05
(%Om) I need two birthday presents :<
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong
#603 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-11 01:26:56
[08:51:44] * Topic is 'Welcome to ChatSpike! || Channel Rules: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?z=7 || No support for DEFENDER or WINBOT here. Go to their channels for help || All hail your new overlol^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhelper, w00t....'

I thought it was worth submitting :P.
("Overlord" suits me fine btw ;))
#1129 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-22 03:07:18
[20:30:20] <Beer> i don't have any beer
#1536 (2)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-25 18:08:54
* You are now known as Alisaihin-IS_MOWING
* You are now known as Alisaihin
<Alisaihin> oh god the cooling that this fan is doing for me is feeling a little TOO good...
<Duck> ...
<Duck> WHAT ARE YOU MOWING
<Duck> YOUR CARPET?
#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#309 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2004-11-16 20:16:22
* SirOlli takes out the nine-tailed-cat with the thorns
* Togy strips

Just in case you thought there were safe places on IRC
#1267 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-08-05 06:50:17
07:49:29 SirPR > Aristeo, can you ask an admin to make it so we can be polygamists with Loveserv? :D
#418 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 22:08:20
in #chatspike...

* Ave|afk has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: if you are sexy and you know it lick your lips...*lick**lick*<coco>excuse ,me i am going to go*edited for research purposes*bed)
* tired|Fin|busy has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Dekar> errr...
<coco> 0:)
<coco> long story lol
<Dekar> well, ive got some minutes :P
* coco giggles
<coco> not for this chan i'm afraid ;p


following in #spankers
-stewie.chatspike.net:@#spankers- SirOlli invited Dekar into the channel.
* Dekar has joined #spankers
<Dekar> ;)
<SirOlli> so, coco... we're waiting ;)