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#1756 (0)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-06-27 21:05:28
[20:44:51] * [BRC]Ingus is listening to queen
[20:45:02] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE
[20:45:05] <[BRC]Ingus> omg
[20:45:06] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE
[20:45:10] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE
[20:45:15] <Tony> I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIIKE
[20:45:16] <titsos> BICYCLE
[20:45:25] <[BRC]Ingus> np: queen - bicycle race
[20:45:28] <Tony> ahem. Continue.
[20:45:29] <Tony> :D
[20:45:31] <[BRC]Ingus> seriously
[20:45:38] <[BRC]Ingus> when did you become olli
[20:45:47] <[BRC]Ingus> olli is the only psychic here
#954 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-21 22:56:56
<Saint_Magnum> :O
<Saint_Magnum> :O:O:O
<Saint_Magnum> OPERA!
<Saint_Magnum> STRONGHOLD!
<Saint_Magnum> GAY SEX!
#335 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-07-11 06:45:39
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel

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.......Ow. :(
#1314 (1)
Posted by Doc @ 2009-05-18 04:46:24
[19:57:12]* ChanServ sets mode +a #Acid*Chat amber``28
[19:57:40] <DarkTruth> yea it does :P
[19:57:50]* amber``28 has quit ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[19:57:54] <Alchemist> lol
[19:58:01] <DarkTruth> crazy girl lol
[20:05:46] <Doc> okay, I heard that as "crazy gir"
[20:05:55] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:12:50] <Alchemist> xD
[20:13:37] <DarkTruth> well I might GRRRRR at you
[20:18:38]* goose ([email protected]) has joined #Acid*Chat
[20:18:38]* ChanServ gives voice to goose
[20:21:39]* Chris is now known as chris|supper
[20:21:55]* goose is now known as goose|supper
[20:26:01] <Doc> honey, you GRRRRR at me and we're married. It's Klingon law, you know :)
[20:26:15] <Alchemist> xD
[20:27:34] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:27:44] <DarkTruth> ROFL
[20:28:06] <DarkTruth> you shall die with honor :P
[20:28:18] <Doc> *Klingon Squee*
#1115 (2)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-04-26 03:28:54
[05:25:23] <ProwDreams> Internet connection 15$ per month, Diet Coke 0.60$, an odd remark by Andres, Priceless.
#1693 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-30 02:17:34
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .
#1537 (-1)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-25 18:09:33
<Kianglo> want some candy?
<Alisaihin> SURE
<Kianglo> I have some in my van
<Alisaihin> lolno
<Kianglo> :(
<Kianglo> it's got windows
* Alisaihin slaps the stranger and runs away
<Kianglo> why did you slap me/
<Kianglo> SO MEAN
<Alisaihin> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS
* Kianglo pulls out gun a-
<Alisaihin> I KNOW IT
* Kianglo ([email protected]) has left #nsider ("fuck")
<Alisaihin> XD
#1094 (-4)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-02-24 19:25:10
[19:23] <ed> irc.icq.com #teens
[19:23] <ed> funny shit
[19:23] * Tarwen haxx0rz eds underpants
#1767 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-20 19:53:48
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

Sporks knows. ;)
#1100 (2)
Posted by cracklemonkey @ 2007-03-07 01:48:27
<Majic> It looks like a good phone Rateh, and I suggest you go to a T-Mobile dealer somewhere by your house and talk to a manager about the plans.
<Majic> THey don't speak english on the web... :/
<naiSt> it has such feminine design
<Majic> black?
<Majic> curvy?
<Majic> shiney?
<Majic> flippy?
<Majic> No service??!