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#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#1072 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-18 02:03:52
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike -ooooooooooo [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <w00t> oopsie
[18:03] <Majic> Thanks.
[18:03] * w00t sets modes [#chatspike +vvvvvvvvvvv [VtS4Life]Sibi Avengeful Magnus|Sleep Majic MSY Peorth Star|Migrane|Dead syronj thewhole9yards24 Wave Xeccos]
[18:03] <Majic> Wait..oh...
[18:03] <Avengeful> eek
[18:03] <Majic> I thought you voiced me. lol
[18:03] <peavey> lol hax
[18:03] <w00t> so did I, then I went 'fuck'
[18:04] <Majic> ahaha
#1171 (4)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-08-09 07:32:19
[01:28] <&Kittwen> rofl! The game dinged and he jumped up and was like "Yo!!!"
[01:29] <+Andres> :O
[01:29] <+Sanity> Game?
[01:29] <+Sporks> i heard Game was actually mostly text.
[01:29] <+Sanity> I Lost the Game.
[01:29] <+Sanity> Still loseable.
[01:29] <+Sanity> Wait
[01:29] <+Sanity> You're Sporks.
[01:30] <@Aristeo> And that's going up on QuoteSpike
#1748 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2013-12-01 19:31:43
* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
#1518 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-05-27 01:23:21
<SnoFox> ICE CREAM MAN IS HERE
<Chris> EXCEPT WHISTLING
<SnoFox> But nobody has money.
<SnoFox> So the ice cream man goes on.
<Aimee> :(
<Aimee> SnoFox: Ask Chris for some ice cream
<Chris> No
<Chris> Don't
<Chris> Or do, I'll kill Aimee
<SnoFox> Chris, may I have some ice cream. Pretty please with sugar on top?
<Chris> Yeah, that's a fair trade
<Aimee> YOU FUCKER
* You have been killed by Chris ((I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#444 (2)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-12 01:18:23
<Star> So the monkeys fly out of your ass?

<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.
#944 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-13 01:28:33
<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.
#1115 (2)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-04-26 03:28:54
[05:25:23] <ProwDreams> Internet connection 15$ per month, Diet Coke 0.60$, an odd remark by Andres, Priceless.
#273 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:21
[11:15] <Archy`> "Back in my dad..."
[11:15] <Archy`> Erm
[11:15] <Archy`> *Day