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#1109 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2007-04-19 17:03:34
[17:57:56] <Riv_Griffen> my cum tastes good no matter what :P
[17:58:10] <Riv_Griffen> the other day I shot myself in the eye though :(
[17:58:15] * Riv_Griffen knows how chicks must feel now
#972 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-16 21:19:41
<Olli> hm
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
#697 (-2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-05 18:04:46
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more
#156 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:30
<Gardener> you people ruined my gay dream.

o_O (no comment)
#688 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-10-19 00:44:17
[09:41:39] <Tiger> put ur damn car in ur ass:D
[09:42:07] <w00t_> lol go Tiger :p
[09:42:25] <Tiger> LOL
[09:42:36] <Tiger> not w00t agan..
[09:42:38] <Ripeece> lol
[09:42:41] <w00t_> yes, w00t again *G*
[09:43:03] <w00t_> nice to see i'm getting a reputation already :p

*bwahaha*
#367 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-03-24 19:50:11
[19:47] <Brain> i heard that ol is the sort that goes in for peephole bras
[19:47] <ed> pmsl
[19:47] * ed notices the deflection
[19:48] <ed> ;)
[19:48] <Beer> i only tend to go there with gf really
[19:48] <ed> the dog?
[19:48] <Elf> O_O
[19:48] <ol> peephole just means you don't have to mess about to get your tounge in
#611 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-07-20 23:17:11
[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
#1476 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-09 22:18:08
We're playing a warewolf game ;)
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* hello2u is now playing: Shewolf - Shakira
<hello2u> thought it would fit ;)
<+Andres> hello2u is the wolf!
<+hello2u> O NOES
<+hello2u> the wolf is in my closet
* +hello2u runs
<+Andres> Get out of the closet, wolf!
#232 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-05 12:43:33
<Brain> you ever noticed how nearly all of the 'monster' stories involve 'spreading an infection'?
<SirOlli> yes, but I never cared
<Brain> like... zombies, you get bitten, you become one.... vampires, you get bitten, you become one...
<Brain> common pattern?
<Brain> :p
<VampireBrik> nope
<VampireBrik> :p
<SirOlli> werewolves
<Brain> warez wolves?
<SirOlli> even australians
<SirOlli> strange
<Brain> haha australians
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> they're dangerous :(
<SirOlli> yup
<VampireBrik> :o
<SirOlli> you get bitten...
<SirOlli> and so on
<SirOlli> ^^
<Brain> its like warewolves.... but they're triggered by XXXX instead of the full moon :/
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> one can of castlemaine is all it takes and you have a whole room full of aussies on your hands :/
* Australian has joined #chatspike
* Australian bites SirOlli
* Australian has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Is it july yet?)
<SirOlli> urgh
<SirOlli> argh
<SirOlli> G'd day, mates :)
<Brain> NOOOOO! :(
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence