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#1145 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2007-06-23 15:32:53
<Archy`> apparently when i was drunk at a mates 18th i kissed his mother
<Archy`> though i really can't remember that happening
<Olli> guy richie's mother?
<Archy`> and it's so not like me
<Archy`> i wish. from what i remember she looks like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory
<Archy`> only reason i can see why i done it was as a dare
<Archy`> or just because i was blind drunk *shrugs*
<Archy`> hence why i never get drunk anymore :P
<Archy`> well, blind drunk atleast
<Archy`> aaaand on that note, lets pretend i never said any of the above lines
<Olli> ok, now you've done it

pretend whatever you wish, mate ;)
#889 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-08-14 16:34:29
[16:33] --- HelmutVonMustache is now known as hotnhorneyblonde
#61 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:51:13
<BigD> I\'m an asshole
#1542 (-5)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-29 14:54:47
* Syd ([email protected]) has joined #NyaNya
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Syd
<Alisaihin> ohai kilroy
<Alisaihin> brb buying book and grabbing a friend's cock
<Alisaihin> XD
<Alisaihin> whoops
<Alisaihin> wrong chatroom XD
* You have left channel #NyaNya ("OH SHIT")
#777 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-04 19:42:35
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
#41 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:09
[15:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> I was told there was a city in japan that re-named itself Usa
[15:20] <[Brain]> lmao
[15:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> so it could write: made in Usa
[15:20] <Pinky> oh geesh:)
#1770 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2015-01-12 19:18:44
* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?
#1748 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2013-12-01 19:31:43
* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
#79 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:59:57
[14:38] *** Karate|AFK ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:38] * Togy looks all aroused
#1188 (3)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-09-25 17:46:38
<@Andres> I remember once when chatting with a gal I actually typod hug into hump :3
<~Tarwen`Cleaning> hahahaha
* ~Tarwen`Cleaning huGs Andres
* @Andres huMPs Tarwen :p