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#1095 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-26 20:45:53
<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P
#639 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-23 10:17:27
<-- Pussi has quit ([CS] Quit: Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.)
#1281 (2)
Posted by grapey @ 2008-10-15 00:03:21
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<grapey> NO ONE LIKES A QUITTER!!!!
<grapey> O.O
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#557 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-05-14 18:08:37
<ol> anyone got a duck handy?
* Avengeful fucks it
<Avengeful> :)
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes Avengeful's sexin' as:
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<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 72/100
<Avengeful> oh SHIT!
<Avengeful> i fuck ducks good!
#1556 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2010-11-01 16:27:58
<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
#559 (3)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-05-16 21:57:44
(@Beer) what invisible people?
@Beer can't see them
#1374 (2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-20 22:51:42
22:42:20 [@wolfbot] Hisakata has voted to lynch phlux!
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v phlux]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v MrSaturn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-vvv _Inu_yasha_ Hisakata Iseryn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v Brik]
22:42:21 [@wolfbot] phlux lets out a horrible howl and rips Hello apart!
22:42:22 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
22:42:23 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch phlux! Mob violence ensues.
22:42:24 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a saint!
22:42:26 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: goose, Iseryn, Brik, _Inu_yasha_, Hisakata, MrSaturn, w00t
22:42:27 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : alphagene, Zuko, Kenji, Brooklyn, Lone, Headspace, Wave, Candie, phlux, Hello
22:42:28 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
22:42:33 [~w00t] wat.
22:42:35 [~w00t] hahahahaha.
22:42:38 ChanServ sets mode [+qao Higurashi Higurashi Higurashi]
22:42:39 [~Higurashi] wat
#1458 (2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-23 01:01:47
<+bluaki> anyways, I think Arceus is like the ugliest legendary pokemon
<+Cathartis> it looks like a SPACE LLAMA!!!
<+Cathartis> the result of an earth llama having sex with a communications satellite

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So true.
#972 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-16 21:19:41
<Olli> hm
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
#863 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-08-01 23:05:50
* Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
* Adre has joined #panduhwerks
* ChanServ sets mode: +oq Adre Adre
<Excal> haha
<Excal> :P
<Excal> Whyd you get killed?
<Excal> adre?
<Adre> i dont know
<Excal> lol?
<Adre> what did it say?
<Adre> ping timeout?
<Excal> "mwaha"
<Excal> lol
<Adre> really?
<Excal> * Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
<Adre> omfg, that little asshole

He said it...
/me runs