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#819 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-06-14 20:42:26
* Elf slaps ed around a bit with a large trout
* SirOlli helps
* companion brings a bigger trout
* SirOlli ties ed to a rock
* Elf cements the rock into the ground
* naiSt gets feather to tickle him
<ed> hahaha

We're big on teamwork, in #chatspike
#675 (-1)
Posted by Hmzaniac @ 2005-10-07 13:15:27
<frosty-theaussie> Sporks, are you a boy?
<Sporks> frosty-theaussie: i don't know
<frosty-theaussie> i meant to say bot
<frosty-theaussie> :(
#1421 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-11-12 16:02:32
[11:49] <+Andres> .bidoof breaks the code.
[11:49] <+Andres> D:
[11:49] <+Xitel> I broke him :P
[11:49] <%Twilight-> O_O just a sec
[11:49] <+Xitel> VICTORY
[11:49] <+Andres> he blew his head off
[11:49] <+Andres> No wonder he is not talking
[11:50] <%Twilight-> .bidoof love me
[11:50] <+Xitel> I claim to be victorius
[11:50] <%Twilight-> ... try again
[11:51] <+Andres> .bidoof announces Xitel victorious.
[11:51] * Andres was kicked by Bidoof (announces Xitel victorious.)
#1507 (9)
Posted by goose @ 2010-03-04 18:36:17
<+Duck> Hey goose
<+Duck> I'm really happy for you
<+Duck> and imma let you finish
* Duck has quit (Killed (goose (PWND)))
#1655 (1)
Posted by peachykeen @ 2011-10-06 17:02:35
<Ikoru> and he was like, they are about the same... Im like nope... yours curves out
<peachykeen> Those silly curvy ones. I knew a girl who would only get the ones that didn't curve much.
<Shadow> Curvy ones can be nice, though. Can be easier to hold.
<Shadow> Mine's pretty straight. It's got a holster, though.
<peachykeen> It depends on the angle you're going from, suppose.
#850 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-07-30 05:09:28
[05:02:48] <+ed> whats the command to kick everyone from a room?
[05:03:01] <+ed> and dont say /quit
[05:03:15] <+ed> and anyone who says it for irony's sake, you aren't funny
[05:03:20] <+ed> :P
[05:03:59] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect ?
[05:04:13] <+ed> ....
[05:04:17] <+ed> no, really
[05:04:21] <+ed> is it /clear
[05:04:23] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect all, should do it
[05:04:25] <+ed> i mean
[05:04:36] <@w00t[hl2> if you're using mirc
[05:04:37] <+ed> -.-
[05:04:45] -> [ed] VERSION
[05:04:47] [ed VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 Khaled Mardam-Bey
[05:04:48] <@w00t[hl2> which you are
[05:04:56] <@w00t[hl2> (upgrade to 6.2 sometime btw)
[05:05:01] <+ed> mm
[05:05:15] * +ed ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: G-Lined: You are banned from this network (Fondling Boo's chest))
[05:05:22] * ed ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[05:05:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v ed
[05:05:29] <+ed> penis
[05:05:46] <@w00t[hl2> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
[05:05:48] * +ed cockslaps w00t and smears cockcheese all over his smarmy face
[05:05:50] <@w00t[hl2> you actually did it
[05:05:57] <@w00t[hl2> omfg!!
[05:05:58] <+ed> shut up cockbender :p
#1343 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 23:22:06
23:12:58 [+Tril] Ooooo
23:13:01 [+Doc] Behold! I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Minsk, a tortoise upon whose back the world will sit.
23:13:07 [+Tril] You can see Sookies' nips in True Blood :D
23:13:19 [+Doc] you can see them in the books, too
23:13:24 [+Tril] rly
23:13:26 [+Doc] well, the Braille editions
23:13:30 [+Tril] lol
#840 (4)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-07-13 07:51:15
<-- ed has quit (Killed (LaptopBrain (wake me up again and its a gline)))
#415 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-06-15 21:22:04
*Zathman gives Brain a cookie
(%Zathman) if you give a brain a cookie, he's gonna want some milk...
*Zathman gives brain some milk
(@Brain) ew milk
(@Brain) this is human milk :/
(%Zathman) if you give a brain some milk hes gonna want a napkin...
*Zathman gives brain a napkin
(%Zathman) if you give a brain a napkin he's gonna want a machete
*Zathman gives brain a machete
@Brain) give me a machete i'll want to stab Zathman
*Brain stabs Zathman
(%Zathman) The End
*Zathman dies
#596 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-04 09:22:27
[18:21:36] <%Elyas> jingle shells :|
[18:22:31] <+w00t> Elyas smells
[18:24:20] <+Om> erm...fish
[18:24:26] <+w00t> >=/
[18:24:29] <+w00t> you spoiled it Om!