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#1495 (6)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 17:13:06
13:11 grapey hides behind ol
13:11 Guest08192 You can't hide behind him, he's only two characters wide.
13:12 grapey o
13:12 grapey m
13:12 grapey g
13:12 grapey are you trying to say i'm fat?
#1154 (4)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-09 18:35:18
#chatspike, the best help-channel around!

[18:29:06] <+pea> is there a maximum amount of hours you can work in a day?
[18:29:59] <Comrade_Magnus> 24
#1061 (0)
Posted by Dcoy @ 2007-01-12 21:41:14
<Star> Hey sexy.
<Dcoy> Star finally went off the deep end
<DarkLegacy> Woot
<DarkLegacy> I believe Star is trying to imply that she's attracted to me, and somehow that doesn't fit well in Dcoy's mind, so she has to have gone off of the deep end :)
<Star> ...
<Star> He
<Star> =p
<DarkLegacy> WTF
#841 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-13 21:26:00
[15:45] <Star> Never had a date/that you couldn't inflate
[16:15] * Blankie ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
[16:16] * Elf isnt surprised
[16:16] <Elf> :P
[16:16] * Karate thinks elfy wishes that was him :p
[16:16] <Elf> the inflatable :o
[16:16] <Elf> ?
[16:16] <Karate> lol, no, the guy with the inflatable :p
[16:16] <Elf> pfft
[16:17] <Elf> u kiss back :P
[16:17] <Elf> and ur warmer :P
[16:17] <Karate> lol
[16:17] <Karate> that the only upside to a real person? :p
[16:18] <Elf> well u cant be deflated and stored in a cuboard, u have downsides :P
[16:19] <Karate> lol
[16:19] <Elf> and u need feeding
[16:20] <Elf> rather frequently
[16:20] <Karate> lol
[16:20] <Karate> well, im sure an inflatable isnt all that affectionate either :p
[16:20] <Elf> and for an inflatable to come from vegas to uk it would cost about $20 postage :P
#1012 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-11-08 11:22:09
<mknight> It looks like I suck with vector for a few more days
<mknight> *stuck*
#754 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-20 22:52:32
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<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that
#1638 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2011-08-03 19:20:00
* Kuro tosses a ticking apple at pigeon
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous
#1284 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-03 06:01:37
<Mage> there's nothing the Internet cannot solve!
<goose> cancer
<goose> aids
<goose> the united states
<goose> my girl problems
#747 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-03 21:04:56
<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff
#661 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-15 21:30:20
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.