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#1218 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-12-22 22:47:15
<Rosencrantz> I love you guys
<Rosencrantz> You're all my friends
<Rane> Feeling's not mutual Rosencrantz.
#944 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-13 01:28:33
<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.
#1273 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2008-08-21 06:31:19
<grapey> GoldenEye is a good flick :)
<Mina> Only if you like Jimmy Bondage.
<Mina> Why did I type it like that?
<Mina> I meant James Bond
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#1055 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-01-01 23:28:06
<LaptopExcal> :/
<Silver> crystal meth isnt a pill
<Silver> at least i didnt think it was
<LaptopExcal> paper.
<Silver> x is a pill
<LaptopExcal> God, why would i know... Ask google.
<LaptopExcal> Gawd*
<[BRC]treesa> you can get cystal in pill form as well
<Silver> so what is everyone doin
<[BRC]treesa> crystal
<Silver> ohh ok gots it
<LaptopExcal> Haha
<LaptopExcal> Treesa is doing crystal meth :P
#116 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:50
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> Angelic_Devil: where is Alfy?
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> asleep
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> wake him up
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> no
[01:45] * Togy hugs angelic
[01:45] <Larkin> yes
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> i cant:P
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> not only will i get slapped severely,
[01:45] <Togy> shes tied to the computer
[01:45] <Larkin> too tired ?;)
[01:46] <Togy> :p
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> my parents r asleep between me and him
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> whoa
[01:46] <Togy> O_o
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> HELLO!
[01:46] <Larkin> what the bloody heck!
[01:46] <Togy> u sleep with your parents?
#1674 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-02-14 07:47:01
[01:16] <Curly> Oxygen's having a threesome with two where's?
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !
#1577 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-26 17:38:15
[20:18] <Infiniti> Good evening ^^
[20:18] <Infiniti> And what a nice evening it is too...
[20:18] <Doll_Licca> It is.
[20:18] <Infiniti> AND
[20:18] <Infiniti> its going to get better I bet lol
[20:19] <Infiniti> < Found $20 on the ground earlier
[20:19] <Doll_Licca> WOW!
[20:19] <Infiniti> Just going into the 7/11 getting some drink
[20:19] * ElderKain`AFK is now known as ElderKain
[20:19] <Infiniti> and got lucky

...

[11:01] <Infiniti> Good MORNING everyone!~~~
[11:01] <Infiniti> Damn it's another awesome day
[11:04] <Doll_Licca> Did you find a $50 bill this time around?
#731 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-05 19:32:59
<w00t> onlyu just at thos tom,e of morning
<xptek> lol
<Ib> gehehe
<w00t> *only, this, time
<Brain> this one time
<Brain> at inspircd camp...
<w00t> i shoved a whole keyboard ..
<Brain> into port 6667!
<Brain> lol
<Ib> lol
#524 (21)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-04-18 11:32:47
--> cybermanpat ([email protected]) has joined #chat
<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|