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#666 (4)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-09-26 20:23:00
<Antipaticu`> is brick boy or girl?
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Brik> there is no brick in here
<Antipaticu`> Brik
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> is girl or boy?
<Antipaticu`> :)
* [BORG]Lowlife rols his eyes
<[BORG]Lowlife> :p
<Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you?
<Antipaticu`> only this time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Brik> so you'll remember it this time?
<Antipaticu`> yea i will rememer next time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Antipaticu`> so
<Antipaticu`> girl or boy?
<Brik> err
<Brik> <Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you? <- read the first word there
<Brik> :P
<Antipaticu`> umm
<Antipaticu`> ook
<Antipaticu`> so lowlife is homosexual. . . .
<Brik> yeah, you didn't know?
<Antipaticu`> :O
<Brik> and so am I ;)
* Antipaticu` hides
<Antipaticu`> :O
<-- Antipaticu` ([email protected]) has left #poker

*rofl*
#680 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-10-12 13:48:00
[22:46:47] <@Ib3N> cocks
[22:46:49] <@Om> I used to own that
[22:46:49] <@Om> :p
#473 (6)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-03-08 15:05:39
3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.
#629 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-08-07 14:38:42
[14:42] <luigiman> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy
[14:42] <luigiman> , I'll be waiting...
[14:42] <luigiman> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
[14:42] <Brain> LOL
[14:42] <luigiman> Hawt dog.
#140 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:52:00
* Craig removes some quotes from quotespike >:/
<`codu> \o/ Laughing Out Loud \o/
<\\Fin\> boredom is overwhelming...
<%Gav> lol which ones Craig? :P
<@Craig> what part of..
<`codu> Craig is the active op
<@Craig> "Craig: i forbid anyone to quote that" does ppl not understand? :/
<`codu> an active op, that's something you don't hear everydat
<\\Fin\> lol
<%Gav> coz it means it's good to quote? :P
#51 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:13
<Lord_Zathras> you seem good at being able to keep things from your mom
<Lord_Zathras> right?
<Lord_Zathras> :P
<akuma_serge> uh... dont ask how >>;;;
<Lord_Zathras> Good because I also got you a subscription to Penthouse Magazine
<akuma_serge> ...
<akuma_serge> wha?!?!
#1684 (-4)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-05-01 03:00:28
03:56 Ciderlife and breast on tv
03:56 Ciderlife umm
03:56 Ciderlife changing channel now
03:56 Ciderlife
03:56 ed o_o
03:57 Ciderlife was one of those infomercials
03:57 Ciderlife about phonenumbers
03:57 Ciderlife
03:58 Ciderlife law and order
03:58 Ciderlife not so much
03:58 Ciderlife
03:59 ed cooooooooooooooooooooool
03:59 ed is now inside an n64 controller
03:59 Ciderlife umm
03:59 Ciderlife that just sounds wrong
#1290 (-2)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2008-11-18 04:47:08
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight
#1579 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-06 03:42:54
[21:24] <Doll_Licca> Sorry, busy trying to file tax returns (and explaining to my little brother why 12345 is not a good PIN number).
[21:25] <TheDeath> :))
[21:25] <ElderKain> LOL
[21:25] <Doll_Licca> For those of you who do not know why, please watch this clip:
[21:26] <Doll_Licca> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k
[21:27] <ElderKain> epic scene ^.^
[21:29] <Ashur> lol
[21:29] <Ashur> what about qwerty for password
[21:30] <ElderKain> I knew someone who used their last 4 didgets of their SS-num on their creditcard lol
[21:30] <Doll_Licca> No!!!
[21:30] <Doll_Licca> No!!!!!!!
[21:30] <Ashur> hehe
[21:31] <ElderKain> lol
#1591 (0)
Posted by flaxious @ 2011-04-11 21:12:32
00:04 <+LinDaa> do u know what isolated showers mean
00:04 <+LinDaa> does it mean its not going to rain
00:04 <+basket> it'll probably rain in some areas
00:04 <+LinDaa> thanks
[...]
00:06 <+InitHello> it means you won't be showering with other people of the same and opposite sex and/or gender
00:06 <+LinDaa> lol InitHello