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#1775 (0)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2015-04-20 20:14:18
[19:56] Marcelo [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
[19:57] <Marcelo> hello, can someone get me a question?
[19:58] <%SaberUK> here you go: "how many potatoes go in a potato soup"
#536 (3)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-04-29 00:20:54
[00:22:00] <%KillerTV> I start my SARS on tuesday -_-
[00:22:03] <%KillerTV> ...
[00:22:05] <@Pete|WoW> haha
[00:22:06] <%KillerTV> SATS
[00:22:10] <@Peng|Work> haha
[00:22:11] <@Pete|WoW> Quote :p
[00:22:14] <%KillerTV> -_-
[00:22:23] <%KillerTV> wanker
#1591 (0)
Posted by flaxious @ 2011-04-11 21:12:32
00:04 <+LinDaa> do u know what isolated showers mean
00:04 <+LinDaa> does it mean its not going to rain
00:04 <+basket> it'll probably rain in some areas
00:04 <+LinDaa> thanks
[...]
00:06 <+InitHello> it means you won't be showering with other people of the same and opposite sex and/or gender
00:06 <+LinDaa> lol InitHello
#499 (0)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-11 17:39:28
[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.
#32 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:53
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly
#1361 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 20:59:16
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
#389 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-02 22:26:00
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
#1151 (-2)
Posted by Pyro @ 2007-07-05 03:04:15
<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting
#360 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 19:25:53
<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth
#1378 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-27 23:41:49
23:27:46 [+Karina] je parle francais un peu aussi, mei c'est contraire de les regles a parle une langue que Anglaise
23:27:52 [+Tril] afaik there isn't a word for so, if there is i can't think of it
23:28:00 [+Hisakata] STOP WITH THE MOONSPEAK.
23:28:05 [+Karina] I probably totally butchered that
23:28:07 [+Karina] but I think I got my point across
23:28:17 [+Karina] you're not allowed to speak in other languages here.
23:28:24 [+Hisakata] You just did.