<Foxhill> if you ever wanted to bring a country to their knees, air drop millions of pot noodles on them
<Foxhill> 'noo noooo.. take our oil.. take our women.. just PLEASE.. no more chicken n mushroom soya noodle pap'

<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE

<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> you know that picture of that guy when you first open Mirc?
<MartroniX> lol yes
<Excal> yeah
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> is that Brain?
<Excal> rofl.
<Beer> lmao
<MartroniX> rofl
<MartroniX> no
<Beer> i think brain would be insulted ;)
<Tarwen> ROFL!!!!!
<ClaireBear> no it's not brain
<ClaireBear> hahahah

[%w00t]: i'm very specific in what i like in a man :/

<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry

[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?

<goboman>does anyone know how i can use winbot on starcraft
<Blue_Star>lmao
<Blue_Star>wrong channel for that goboman :P
<[Brain]>goboman type this: /msg irc quit being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft
<[Brain]>then mr irc (one of our regulars) will help you
<goboman>ok
<goboman>thx
<[Brain]>you must tell him to quit being quiet tho.... that'll get his attention cause its his notify ;)
<--goboman has quit ([CS] Quit: being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft)

[16:59:44] <+Neosage> i really want a whale's penis now....
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.

[19:32] * Togy is now known as T-away
[19:33] <T-away> bbiab
[19:33] * Vivi is now known as ViviAway
[19:33] * Marie is now known as Marie|Away
[19:33] <T-away> :D

[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> eh right
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> I would hate to have to pay for stuff I don't use
[22:59] <%Lowlife> it would be like me paying for my penis
[22:59] <%Lowlife> :D