[22:14:31] <Tommy> what's tomorrow?
[22:14:44] <Tommy> fuck Theresa May
[22:14:52] <Tommy> no don't, jesus, don't do that, what's wrong with you

<[thed]train> queefing
<Sonartic> Whats queefing?
<MartroniX> no clue
<MartroniX> USA thing :P
<[thed]train> vaginal farting :D
<Sonartic> rofl

* You are now known as wOOt
-NickServ- Nick wOOt is now registered to your account.
<wOOt> grouped
<wOOt> that'll come in useful later...
* You are now known as goose
* goose nano things_to_global_as_woot.txt
* goose gets plastered drunk, starts typing

[23:19:12] * @w00t molests ol
[23:19:13] <+RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Overall rating: 22/100
[23:19:21] <@w00t> oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
[23:19:50] * You were killed by ol (dev.elitepimp.com!ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))

* +Rebs|away fucks jangos ass making it all moist and loose
<+Black_Raven> ew
<+Jango> ditto
<+Black_Raven> u cant touch me or else it is child molestation
<+Rebs|away> think i care?
<+Rebs|away> many children have said that
<+Black_Raven> u should u go to jail
<+Rebs|away> wanna meet up black Raven?
<+Black_Raven> die rebs
<+Black_Raven> i ahve to go

<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.

<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings

<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!

*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh

2:16:06 PM <~Craig|Work> i just got my first /. "first comment" :D
2:16:49 PM <~Craig|Work> gaah
2:16:53 PM <~Craig|Work> maybe not
2:25:07 PM <@Dune> if Craig != sense then download wtf.exe