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#592 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-02 12:14:55
* [GalGen]Damien runs off crying
* Brik goes back to reading
* Olli waves a coupon at Damien in a threatening way
* [GalGen]Damien keeps running, crying, and covering his ass with his hands
* Brik pictures.... hahahaha



earlier that day:

* [Galgen]Damien hands olli a coupon for anger management
* Olli tears the coupon to shreds and crams the shreds up Damiens ass
<Olli> hey
* Olli smiles
<Olli> that actually worked :) thanks damien
<[Galgen]Damien> :/
* [Galgen]Damien walks off with bow legs

#507 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-30 14:38:05
14:37 <[Brain]> ugh, im exhausted now, too much tidying
14:37 <[Brain]> new keyboard for my laptop arrived today, and for 2 years that laptop has sat there as a static brick
14:37 <[Brain]> running, but not portable
14:38 <[Brain]> and ive kind of built up clutter on top of it, i just spent ages sorting through the crap sitting on the old keyboard/mouse unit
14:39 <[Brain]> gift vouchers, foreign money, jewellery, watches, keyrings, trinkets and souvenirs, notes, sweets, pins, office toys.... :/
14:39 <[Brain]> adaptors, various wires and plugs :/
14:39 <[Brain]> stuff on there goes back the whole two years, its like a fossil dig lol
#1520 (3)
Posted by CootieMonster @ 2010-06-01 01:13:43
[17:06] <Empireth> Woo, plastic cuts!
[17:06] * Stryker has strange cravings...
[17:06] <Empireth> Those suck balls!
[17:06] * Stryker rubs her stomach.
[17:06] <varchld> O_o
[17:06] <Empireth> <.<
[17:06] <Empireth> The timing was not intentional.
[17:06] <varchld> hehe
[17:06] <Stryker> xD
#622 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-27 05:00:27
[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!
#1571 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-20 21:17:05
[15:12] <ElderKain> Ep43 of Sara is brought to you by the letter G, and Miss Minchin don't look too happy...
[15:15] <doll_licca> Does it have four letters?
[15:15] <ElderKain> yup 4 letters ^.^
#1154 (4)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-09 18:35:18
#chatspike, the best help-channel around!

[18:29:06] <+pea> is there a maximum amount of hours you can work in a day?
[18:29:59] <Comrade_Magnus> 24
#966 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-10 12:38:32
* ed np: Jimmy Eat World: Disintegration
<Hawk> havent listened to jew in ages
#1516 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2010-05-25 02:21:22
20:25:04 < pingo> what country is here?
20:25:10 <@Chris> Lots of them
20:25:14 <@Chris> But mostly US folks
20:36:40 <%SnoFox> Chris, I could hardly say that ChatSpike is mostly US people. :p
20:36:43 <%SnoFox> I see too many UK people.
20:36:52 <@Chris> I see too many SHUT UP SNOFOX
20:37:06 <%SnoFox> Rofl
20:37:15 <%SnoFox> You have no clue how much I just laughed IRL there. :p
#1727 (6)
Posted by Doc @ 2013-01-15 17:06:45
<@Cj> I, too, would like to know how to become a woman
<@Cj> on the stats page
<@Cj> please
<@Cj> Oh thank gawd Olli didn't see that whoopsie
#1211 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-11-21 22:35:22
16:52 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From Craig|Work: STOP!
16:52 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From Craig|Work: Hammer Time! :D
16:54 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From w00t2: Craig will be sedated again shortly. Do not be alarmed. Thx. :P