<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)

<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel

<FatChops> Knock knock!
<Jarred> come on in
<FatChops> Tiny
<Jarred> come on in Tiny
<FatChops> No, you ruined it
<FatChops> !
<Jarred> ruined what?
<FatChops> ruined the joke!
<Jarred> that was a joke?
<Jarred> It wasn't very funny.

[09:06:14] join, [RD] [[email protected]]
[09:06:15] mode, [ChanServ] sets [+oa RD RD]
[09:06:33] [@RD] uh
[09:07:03] [+Coma] RD
[09:07:09] [@RD] heyhun
[09:07:09] [+Coma] do you shave ur balls?

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13:11 grapey hides behind ol
13:11 Guest08192 You can't hide behind him, he's only two characters wide.
13:12 grapey o
13:12 grapey m
13:12 grapey g
13:12 grapey are you trying to say i'm fat?

21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty

[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that

<Gaileh> How's everyone doing tonight
<goose> bacon
<Gaileh> Awesome