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#115 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:33
[20:13] * killer_boi ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[20:14] <Togy> Blueyonder is evil, i want my webspace dammit!
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[20:15] * KillerClown is now known as Killer|Away
[20:15] * Killer|Away is now away - Reason : Auto-Away after 60 minutes
[20:16] * killer_boi ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#1320 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-07-15 21:48:02
<goose> Linda, in dutch, you could tell me I weighed a quarter ton and had no testicles and I'd think you were telling me you liked my boots
<Linda> phone
<goose> say hello to momma for me :>
<Linda> lol
<Olli> de gans weegt een kwartton en heeft geen testikels
<Olli> 0:-)
<goose> eh?
<Olli> erm
<Olli> I just said I liked your boots. in dutch.
<goose> testikels <-- dutch for boots, ofc
<Olli> yes yes.
* goose gives Olli a pair of testikels
<goose> I bought them just for oyu
* Olli puts them on his feet nonchalantly
<goose> on special, made in china
<goose> 100% cowhide leather
<Linda> back
<Linda> lol @ goose and Olli xD
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> vieze vuile ingeblikte paardenlullen puist met een toefje slagroom
<Linda> =)
<Olli> Linda!!!
<Linda> yes ?
<Olli> you...
<Olli> you...
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> yeeesss?
<Linda> did that tickle your fancy my dear Olli ? :p
<Olli> erm
<Olli> not quite
<Olli> I did not understand all of it, but...I guess no
<Linda> hahahahaha
<goose> what did it mean, before I have to go offline Linda?
<Linda> lol im not even sure how to translate it
<Linda> someething with canned horse dick pimples and whippedcream
<Linda> :x
* goose cries
#1226 (1)
Posted by NulNul @ 2008-01-27 21:22:22
[08:18:18] <Gaelith> I've been on the internet sine I was 12
[08:18:35] <Gaelith> I have an encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.
[08:19:35] <Rane> That must come in handy ever now and then.
[08:19:45] <Gaelith> Yes. Yes it does.
[08:19:48] <Gaelith> I hope to make a career of it.
[08:19:56] <Freddo> Your parents must be very proud :p
[08:20:06] <Gaelith> They're just glad I'm not a serial killer
#1357 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-07 06:55:42
<wolfbot> Paranoia runs through the village! Who is a werewolf in disguise? The villagers *must* decide to lynch one player.
<goose> I AM A NORMAL VILLAGER. LYNCHING ME IS A WASTE. K THX BYE.
<phlux> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> phlux has voted to lynch goose!
<ManilaVanilla> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> ManilaVanilla has voted to lynch goose!
<roo_boy> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> roo_boy has voted to lynch goose!
<Massacre> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> Massacre has voted to lynch goose!
* wolfbot removes voice from goose
<wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch goose!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
* goose is now known as You_Bunch_Of_Tools
* You_Bunch_Of_Tools is now known as Go_Play_In_Traffic
* Go_Play_In_Traffic is now known as I_hope_you_all_get_herpes
* I_hope_you_all_get_herpes is now known as goose
#1687 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-03 02:14:14
[03:11] <I3liTzZ> craig i have an idea
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> go on..
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> why put game more defencible as possible
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> war ships more spencifless
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
#1005 (3)
Posted by MartroniX @ 2007-10-07 22:07:30
[23:03:18] <MartroniX> know what always amazes me?
[23:03:33] <MartroniX> women are supposed to be better at multitasking right?
[23:03:43] <Atomsk> yup and they are
[23:04:09] <MartroniX> well then how come they cant seem to be multi tasking at:
[23:04:41] <MartroniX> braking, speeding up, steering, looking out for traffic, clutch, shift and talk at the same time, but men can :P
[23:04:54] <Atomsk> ah, simple
[23:05:03] <Atomsk> add logic to the task and it all goes to shit
#7 (-8)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:38:47
<^Craig^> i am :p
<MrBOFH> you know why he makes sure he is that flexible right?
<%Marie> so he can continue to eat himself like he did a few days ago? :p
<MrBOFH> omg...
<^Craig^> that sounds bad :/
<%Marie> it was supposed to :p
#490 (6)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-23 16:54:46
[16:10:40] <@Pete> See if you can part the seas this time you jewish bastard
[16:10:44] *** (Part) Moses ([email protected]) has left #omnia (Red Sea)
#498 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-23 14:49:29
(14:49:05)(+jujimufu) ung: ok. But windoze is the game with the most bugs I've ever played. And I finished it quickly enough.
(14:50:06)(%Ungweliante) Sure it has bugs. So what? So have fields of grass during summertime, and it's still not a reason to not to have a picnic on them.