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#63 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:52:09
[03:17] * Hmzaniac squirts over the channel with his hose
#319 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:41:27
<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first
#1098 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2007-03-02 02:24:02
(Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[02:17:02] <Nazca> anyone interested in giving a recomendation on a nicely featured blog package with decent layout customisation?
[02:18:37] <eth0> yes
[02:18:53] * eth0 hands Nazca a notebook and a pen
[02:19:00] <eth0> thar we go ;)
[02:19:03] <ThePopeSVCD> lol
[02:21:12] <ed> :D
[02:21:39] <Tristan> lol!
#1244 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2008-03-25 21:47:54
(&Om) (&w00t) NEWSFLASH
(&Om) (&w00t) Om is a meanie poo
(&Om) Who's that a newsflash for?
(&w00t) >_>
(&w00t) <_<
(%dz) goldfish
#491 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-21 23:59:49
(00:00:14)(+Surfer|Sleeping) fishsticks
(00:00:18)(@Peng) :|
(00:00:27)(@Peng) That is the only thing you've said all day
(00:00:32)(@Peng) I hope it was worth it
(00:00:45)(+Surfer|Sleeping) I was saving it up
(00:01:05)(@Peng) It shows
#526 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-20 22:41:35
<SirOlli> good night! you can all switch of your computers now, I'm going to bed, nothing left on the net that would be worth staying online...
<coco> gnight olli
<SirOlli> :)
<ol> I was going to quit, but now I'll stay :p
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up
#1061 (0)
Posted by Dcoy @ 2007-01-12 21:41:14
<Star> Hey sexy.
<Dcoy> Star finally went off the deep end
<DarkLegacy> Woot
<DarkLegacy> I believe Star is trying to imply that she's attracted to me, and somehow that doesn't fit well in Dcoy's mind, so she has to have gone off of the deep end :)
<Star> ...
<Star> He
<Star> =p
<DarkLegacy> WTF
#857 (4)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-19 05:05:02
* Robly ([email protected]) has joined #banned
* ChanServ sets mode +b *!*@* for #banned
* Robly was kicked by ChanServ([email protected]) Reason (AKICK by Majic (User has been banned from the channel))
<Majic> :D
<Majic> That's just too much fun. :D
<Star> hahaha
<Majic> :D
<Star> he'll come back too
<Star> and then go "DOUBLE U TEE EFF?!"
<Majic> ahaha
* Majic sets mode -b *!*@* for #banned
<Majic> :D
* Majic sets mode +h Star for #banned
<Star> :D
* Robly ([email protected]) has joined #banned
* ChanServ sets mode +b *!*@* for #banned
* Robly was kicked by ChanServ([email protected]) Reason (AKICK by Majic (die, bots die!))

#861 (-2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-07-21 16:53:56
<Silxx> holy shit
<Silxx> my pc is so hot
<krigsjude> my pc is so sexy
<purplehaze> my pc is a virgin
<kikson> my pc is black
<blgr> mine is deflorator