<@Scan> like all great wines combat must be matured before release

[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;

LeperMessiah: hmm i have cucumber on my ass =/
ScrollLock: yeah, we know LeperMessiah ...
Dr_Kevorkian enters #winbot
ChanServ sets mode +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
SoloFlock: [Dr_Kevorkian] when bring crack come high
LeperMessiah: oh you do ?
ScrollLock: yup
nathanhart: Why do you have vegtables in your bum?
LeperMessiah: ;D
nathanhart: Or do you have vegtables growing from your bum?
nathanhart: If so you might want to get that looked at
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im a vegitarian but this is just too much!

[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao

[16:12:27] * Noob taps Magnus on the shoulder and hides behind goose
[16:12:35] * Magnus has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)

-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: If anyone here lives within 3 miles of Acton Green Common in London, and is currently shooting off fireworks, can you please stop? the explosions are giving me a headache :( - Thanks :D


-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: and as a more curious question.. does anyone here actually live within 3 miles of acton green common? Fancy going for a beer? :D

(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill

<+Kaison> She sent me a text last night saying "if you don't send this to 10 other people, a dead girl will appear by your bed 1:45 and kill you and eat you" spooked me a bit, so I went downstairs at 12:30 and got on the comp and waited 'til 3:45 AM clutching a toy sword

22:42:20 [@wolfbot] Hisakata has voted to lynch phlux!
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v phlux]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v MrSaturn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-vvv _Inu_yasha_ Hisakata Iseryn]
22:42:21 wolfbot sets mode [-v Brik]
22:42:21 [@wolfbot] phlux lets out a horrible howl and rips Hello apart!
22:42:22 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
22:42:23 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch phlux! Mob violence ensues.
22:42:24 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a saint!
22:42:26 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: goose, Iseryn, Brik, _Inu_yasha_, Hisakata, MrSaturn, w00t
22:42:27 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : alphagene, Zuko, Kenji, Brooklyn, Lone, Headspace, Wave, Candie, phlux, Hello
22:42:28 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
22:42:33 [~w00t] wat.
22:42:35 [~w00t] hahahahaha.
22:42:38 ChanServ sets mode [+qao Higurashi Higurashi Higurashi]
22:42:39 [~Higurashi] wat

Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/