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#670 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-10-01 13:29:40
[13:28] * Hmzaniac sticks a blender in ingus' rectum.
[13:28] <Brain> no no no
[13:28] <Brain> youre doing it all wrong
[13:28] <Hmzaniac> oh?
[13:28] <Brain> just put the blender BLADES up there
[13:28] * Hmzaniac gives the rectum to brain.
[13:29] <Brain> the plastic cup bit shields him from all the whirly action
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> which means you can insert it deeper.
[13:29] <Brain> no
[13:29] <Brain> because its wider
[13:29] <Brain> :p
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[13:29] <[BRC]Ingus> you know way too much brain
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> d'oh.
[13:29] * Hmzaniac bows to the "i insert a blender in a rectum every day"-king.
[13:31] <Brain> hehe
[13:31] <Brain> well of course
[13:31] <Brain> how else would your ass be so mangled.
#1500 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2010-02-01 05:14:25
<&danieldg> karma c
<Sporks> c has a karma of 1571
#675 (-1)
Posted by Hmzaniac @ 2005-10-07 13:15:27
<frosty-theaussie> Sporks, are you a boy?
<Sporks> frosty-theaussie: i don't know
<frosty-theaussie> i meant to say bot
<frosty-theaussie> :(
#194 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:28
[22:15] * Guest1096787127 is listening to 651 10:51 44 458 babe (krystal steal) fucked huge cum

looks like some people dont know when its a good idea to turn off their winamp announce script huh ;)
#1556 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2010-11-01 16:27:58
<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
#1506 (2)
Posted by chaz @ 2010-02-28 17:56:20
<grapey> lizzy would look great in a dominatrix outfit ;)
<grapey> wait
<grapey> uh
<chaz> mmmmmmm yes she would.
<Lizzy> LOL
* grapey noms on her hot dog
#1341 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 21:19:20
21:04:50 [+Jimraynor] <wolfbot> You're an ordinary villager.
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha
#482 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-03-17 09:57:52
<fire_ice_2035> I feel like killing people
<Brain> i can do that for you fire_ice_2035
--- Ib3N gives voice to Fin
<Brain> want me to kill someone for you?
<fire_ice_2035> Yes i do
<fire_ice_2035> :P
<Brain> ok
<-- fire_ice_2035 has quit ([gir.chatspike.net] Local kill by Brain (requested))
#728 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-02-03 00:36:34
<Magnus> ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK
<[BRC]Nimitz|Legend> NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<w00t> Magnus, STFU.
<Star|away> Magnus, die.
<Magnus> W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T !!!
* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus)
<TalSet> LOL
<Star|away> Yes!
* Magnus ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Star|away> I need to save that somewhere ...
<Magnus> W00T
<w00t> Star|away, quotespike

* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (MAGNUS )
#713 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-12-25 21:55:13
<Ollike> I got a date tomorrow *blush*
<HighWater> omg, you finally admitted to being ghey? :o
<Ollike> it's with a very nice girl ;p
<Brik> lol
<HighWater> is she cute?
<Ollike> hm
<Ollike> hell yeah ;)
<HighWater> pictures?
<Brik> maybe he got some after tomorrow :p
<Ollike> ^^
<Ollike> remind me
<Brik> will do
<HighWater> nekkid pics, mkay!
<Ollike> I'll tell her the dutchie told me to
<Brik> in bikini for me then
<HighWater> no... no... don't... she'll know it was me :(