* Kikaimegami 's goal in life is to make everyone get turned on by a Flame Atronach at least once

[22:46:47] <@Ib3N> cocks
[22:46:49] <@Om> I used to own that
[22:46:49] <@Om> :p

(BlindFool): Pred, enough on the Football, you spend more time reversing decisions than a french tank so your say is void

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(%Odin) Yodaserv - Identified you have, yes.

<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/

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<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

<Cat> you should be glad I have an innie :P

<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)