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#398 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-04 21:00:38
* Craig was kicked by Azhrarn (FLooding (1 idiocy in 10s))
#1334 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2009-08-25 12:19:56
<Global> w00t: user goose ([email protected]) submitted an abuse report, go laugh at them: w00t abuses me
<w00t> This information was submitted from IP address xx.xxx.xx.xxx at Tue 25th Aug 2009 11:11 by [email protected]
<w00t> ===================================================================
<w00t> w00t abuses me and touches my face when I sleep. I would like to be reprimanded with a large sum of untraceable 20 USD bills.
<w00t> kthnx,
<w00t> goose
<w00t> ==========================
<goose> hey, that's my IP!
<w00t> :-(
* goose quotespikes that
<Garak> lol
<Majic> lol
<Majic> Wait, don't we all touch your face while you sleep?
<grapey> hahahaha
<Majic> :x
<Majic> It's just so... touchy
<Garak> and we're all blind
<Majic> like scratch 'n' sniff air fresheners
#125 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:55
[13:37] <Archy`> mem, alfred, cow, ib3n
[13:37] <Archy`> irc
[13:38] <Archy`> crashing
[13:38] *** Archy` has left IRC ([CS] Quit:)
#743 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 17:33:45
[18:29:48] <Bernhammer> I might do a search for "female gay porn"
#1535 (-1)
Posted by dKingston @ 2010-06-25 00:53:57
23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin
#944 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-13 01:28:33
<Majic> They can't believe that someone could use something so small.
#183 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:07
[23:20] <`Node_> Yeah, but this wasn't a normal pube. It was a 'dress upbeat' one :P
#59 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:52
[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower
#537 (3)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-04-30 15:09:21
(+frosty_theaussie) wow the guy died in american beauty
(@Peng|Gone) yes
(@Peng|Gone) he ended up on the wall
(+frosty_theaussie) he ended up with a huge fucking hole in his head
(+frosty_theaussie) because the crazy homophobic marine shot him
(@Peng|Gone) yes, a hole in the head...
(@Peng|Gone) and the stuff where the hole used to be ended up on the wall
(+frosty_theaussie) yes
(+frosty_theaussie) AND THERE WAS NEARLY SOME PEDOPHILIA TOO SO I SEE
(@Peng|Gone) no
(@Peng|Gone) she was old enough ;p
(+frosty_theaussie) oh
(+frosty_theaussie) DAMN
(+frosty_theaussie) i mean good >_>
#659 (-4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 12:58:25
* w00t farts on Hmzaniac
<+Jiminy> keep it G'
<+Jiminy> i can handle 'fuck and shit' but farting is too much