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#683 (-1)
Posted by Hmzaniac @ 2005-10-12 16:04:52
<Cow> *_*
<Cow> what happens when you blow inside a real doll? :S
<Alfred> they die? :/
<Cow> does it get all crusty
<Alfred> oh you mean that blow
<Cow> yea
<Alfred> i think you hafta tell em theyre a skanky hoe, and that they need a shower...
<Cow> nah serious
<Cow> do you stick a toilet brush up em?
<Cow> because i know for sure
<Cow> i would eat it out
#748 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-03-06 22:30:04
(Timestamps intact for humour value)

[09:29:09] * light ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:29:15] <light> need help
[09:29:19] * light ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: )
#227 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:59
<+TeeCee> Does ChatSPike have a IRCd?
#848 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 01:34:39
#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?
#9 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:17
<Marie> I tend to bite/suck on pens and stuff ... sheesh :p
<MrBOFH> penomeone on jerry springer that looks like u
<Dr_Kevorkian> which one?
<Cow> one in the pink
<Marie> do I even wanna ask? :p
<Dr_Kevorkian> is that the one where everyone is chanting \'slut\' ?
#1249 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-12 11:26:59
08/12@11:17:31 * #chatspike/Karate was grooming her stuffed monkey
#1742 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-11-26 03:02:31
[20:41] <Doc> You put your diaphragm in, you take your diaphragm out, you put your diaphragm in and shake it all about. Ya do the hanky-panky and ya wash that sucker out. That's what it's all about!
[21:01] <SpeedWacer> haha
[21:01] <SpeedWacer> gross
#467 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-06-07 23:10:39
<goose> Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
#222 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:55
*Global* From Nick: For all you mIRC users, are you bored with old mIRC? Featureless, dull and plain... Come and checkout #nnscript or www.nnscript.de/screenshots.php its a great script with everything you can want on it... we also provide support in the channel.
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<[LCN]Wish> kan noen hjelpe.. ?
<+Namu> shameless adversising?
<+Namu> ;)
<[LCN]Wish> can someone help me?
<@Nick> yep?
<+[LCN]Wish> I am annoyed by annoying advertisers who are sending global messages is there nothing you can do to keep it from happening?
#19 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:29
[12:19] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on JavaOnTheBrain
[12:19] *** Channel mode is +mntrVC
[12:20] * Dr_Kevorkian licks the BrainJuice
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> O_O
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> hmmm
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> disregard that
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> lol
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> that came out wrong
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> ack, disregard that too
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> :P