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#1562 (5)
Posted by Olli @ 2010-12-29 14:08:12
<InitHello> packing penis!
<Kumi> oh sweet jesus it's massive


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#1265 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2008-07-25 10:34:37
*** satmd hides behind sporks
<@satmd> sporks will protect me <.<
<+Sporks> satmd: excuse me?
<@satmd> wah
*** satmd better hides elsewhere
#279 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 11:08:40
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
* piggles [email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<rilla> ooh !
* ChanServ sets mode: +h piggles
<Ib3N> LOL
<Ib3N> now that sounds abit off if you havent heard Micael Jackson before.. hahaha
#580 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-19 02:02:36
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
#1051 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-01-07 20:09:55
<Magnus> I cannot for the life of me find out how to access my special dance.
#1000 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-30 14:50:33
<surrounded_by_evil> IS SOMEBODY HERE ALIVE ??? I'M A GIRL DUDES !!!!
<Beer> heh, attention whoring or what, lol
#1144 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2007-06-19 22:38:11
<Unforgiven> Screw democracy, I'm American.
#322 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 20:13:38
<DM|shwr> give me vowels or give me death
<Togy> meh, you've got bowels, thats close enough
* SirOlli gvs DM lt f dth
<DM|shwr> :D
<Ib> ..
<Ib> on the bottle SirOlli ?
* DM|shwr pks b n th stmch
<SirOlli> I tried to give him a lot of death without any vowels ;)
<SirOlli> lol
* DM|shwr wvs nd lvs fr th shwr
<DM|shwr> shld wrt scrpt bt ths
#1257 (2)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-05-24 16:08:00
I have no hair to comb, but the horns would be in the way even if I did.

17:01 <peavey> dmb: I'll just go cry in the corner =)
17:01 * dz hands peavey a razorblade
17:01 * peavey is in tears as he slashes up dz pretty bad
17:01 <dz> ow.
17:01 <peavey> aw thanks, letting me slash you helps alot
#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p