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#1425 (8)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-16 14:26:49
14:13:43 [~OogieBoogie] I has puppy snoozing on my lap. :3
14:14:36 [+Novajam] My dong's sleeping under the table :3
14:14:38 [+Combined] ...that was weird D:
14:14:43 [+Novajam] Uh.
14:14:45 [+Novajam] *dog
14:14:45 [+Combined] I'm sorry, your whaT?
14:14:46 [~OogieBoogie] Your...
14:14:48 [~OogieBoogie] Your what!?
14:15:01 [+Novajam] OH GOD
14:15:14 [+Novajam] EVERYTHING IS NOW PERMANENTLY TERRIBLE
14:15:22 [+Combined] Moving on.
14:15:31 [+Combined] In other news, bears have invaded Turkey.
14:15:37 [+Combined] More news at 11.
14:15:44 [+Novajam] :O

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#629 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-08-07 14:38:42
[14:42] <luigiman> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy
[14:42] <luigiman> , I'll be waiting...
[14:42] <luigiman> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
[14:42] <Brain> LOL
[14:42] <luigiman> Hawt dog.
#1587 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2011-04-04 16:14:40
10:28:54 <+Jay> sleep is for the weak
10:29:10 <@Chris> I beg to differ
10:29:14 <@Chris> I love sleeping
10:29:17 <@Chris> And I am not weak
10:29:39 <@Chris> I have crushed many a nation after an afternoon nap
#1337 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-29 17:56:37
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/~w00t> Sporks: TRUNCATE TABLE;
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/Sporks> Not a clue.
08/29@17:48:06 <#inspircd/~w00t> aww.
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/@satmd> poor thing
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/Sporks> poor thing is kinda clueless, maybe?
#1376 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-27 21:42:57
15:26:17 * Majic had Mexican for lunch :D
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
#15 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:40:38
(+Alfred): its udder pleasure wif cow :P
#1723 (2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-12-15 17:39:59
[11:37] <DoubleBow> well gesundheit also sounds like a swear word
[11:38] * O has kicked DoubleBow from #falling (gesundheit yourself)
#33 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:07
[18:52] <Azador`> i'm afraid of coma
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep
#437 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-20 07:41:14
<Stormscape> my mom told me to learn a second language so I learned BASIC...
#46 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:05
<Marie|DISHES> and someone changed my nick ... *looks at Brain* :p
* [Brain] whistles nonchalantly