<pigeon_of_doom> If it was for wear she'd be wearing less clothes.
<pigeon_of_doom> *where

18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.

<DQWork> a mic cost 2 euros ;) u CAN afford that :P
<Dr_Kev> not all of us can flash our rack and get a discount at PC world
<DQWork> well YOU can!
<Dr_Kev> damn >_<
<Dr_Kev> should have seen that coming

[07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer
[07:04:16] <Karate> i started putting them there after using them like 4 months ago
[07:04:20] <Karate> i dont remember why
[07:04:33] <xptek> ...
[07:04:33] <ed> [07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer <-- .... *cough*
[07:04:34] * Ib3N ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:04:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ib3N
[07:04:36] <Karate> the pile was like, almost to the top of my monitor, and it started next to my kb
[07:04:47] <Karate> and my kb is on a thing below my monitor, and my monitor is above the hting above my kb
[07:04:47] <xptek> You need to HIDE those when you're done wanking.
[07:04:52] <Karate> so, it was like 2 feet high

[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!

* w00tles gives channel operator status to MSY Star xptek
<xptek> hmm?
<xptek> lol.
<xptek> You mean +v?
<Star> haha
* Star bans
* xptek removes channel operator status from MSY Star
* xptek gives voice to Star MSY xptek
* xptek removes channel operator status from xptek
* #chatspike :You must be at least a half-operator to change modes on this channel
<Star> damn it, xptex. :|
<Star> I was banning ed, ffs.
<w00tles> err
<w00tles> oops
<xptek> haha
<w00tles> wrong button
<Blu3Fr0g> it is a very moderate church
* w00tles facedesks
* w00tles pats xptek

20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass

[13:23] <Bricker> well
[13:23] <Bricker> i guess this is it
[13:23] <Bricker> time to die
[13:23] <Bricker> BAI2U
[13:23] * Quits: GdR^aW (*!*Mps3user2@*.xxx.xxx.xxx) [Ping timeout]
[13:24] <Bricker> rofl

<Excal> Yeah, im a dude
<[thed]train> if you were a dude, and i were a dude
<[thed]train> i'd totally fuck you
<[thed]train> but i'm not gay
<[thed]train> =[
<Excal> ROFL
<MartroniX> OMFG

Poor Sexcallywagoncubeycircleyboxxythingy gets nothing again :<

On #Chatspike.......

Part 1
[15:26] *** sesso_di_estremita is now known as cockle
[15:27] * coco scrolls up and thanks Jazza for the +v with come cookies and milk
[15:27] * Ave|pissy grabs the cookies and milk
[15:28] * coco slaps veggies hand
[15:28] * Ave|pissy slaps coco
[15:28] <Ave|pissy> dun mess wif me woman
[15:28] <coco> ooo i'm so scared P
[15:28] <Karate|AFK> hush lil boy
[15:28] <Karate|AFK>
[15:29] <coco> heya karate
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> loya
[15:29] * Ave|pissy grabs a bucket of ice water and dumps it on rateh's head
[15:29] <Karate|AFK> ta, its a bit hot in here
[15:29] * Ave|pissy takes the cookies and gobbles em up real fast in coco's face
[15:29] *** cockle is now known as Master_Bates
[15:29] * coco thinks veggie is the one that needs a cold shower
[15:29] <Ave|pissy> yes i do
[15:30] <Ave|pissy> roflmao
[15:30] * Karate|AFK punches veggie in hte gut n makes him barf up all the cookies into a trashcan
[15:30] * Ave|pissy still liked the italian one cob