<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic

[16:57] <Howie> its like hurt on the inside.
[16:57] <Archy`> I think he was on about your penis
[16:57] <cracklemonkey> Yes it does hurt on the inside
[16:58] * coco thinks Howie and cracklemonkey shouldn't put things inside if it hurts
[16:58] <cracklemonkey> But I have no other pleasure
[16:58] <Howie> lol.
[16:58] <coco> lol
[16:58] <Howie> Peng giggles and nods.

[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more

[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code

Zivoid is a bot btw

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that

[13:17:17] <Ib3N> Archy`: I'd do ya, but Im at work
[13:17:19] <Ib3N> ;)

[15:12] <ElderKain> Ep43 of Sara is brought to you by the letter G, and Miss Minchin don't look too happy...
[15:15] <doll_licca> Does it have four letters?
[15:15] <ElderKain> yup 4 letters ^.^

[22:11:35] * Noirgrim was fucking a sparrow

(@Ionesc) would you give me a new OX-Config nude doll?

23:36:33 [@Freddo] Ghosts are on TV!
23:36:36 [@Freddo] Lots of them!
23:36:42 [@Freddo] Terrorizing New York!
23:36:59 [Hisakata] Who are you gonna call?
23:38:23 [%Rane] Tim Burton
23:38:24 [@Freddo] Ghostbusters!