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<wolfbot> You're a harlot! You can sleep with one member of the village at night so they know you are innocent.
<Brad_R> sleep w00t
wolfbot [[email protected]] has quit IRC: [CS] Quit: AttributeError: ("WolfBot instance has no attribute 'sleep'",)
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Wolf/Harlot/sleep failure :(
Was looking forward to sleeping with w00t.
<Brad_R> sleep w00t
wolfbot [[email protected]] has quit IRC: [CS] Quit: AttributeError: ("WolfBot instance has no attribute 'sleep'",)
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Wolf/Harlot/sleep failure :(
Was looking forward to sleeping with w00t.
<tomandy> heres a tip for studying
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
[13:11] <Sacho|Peered> what the fuck is a christian fundamentalist
[13:14] <Pete|Sleep> Its in the dictionary, just look up 'deluded'
[13:14] <Pete|Sleep> Its in the dictionary, just look up 'deluded'
[06:17:28] <Shivari> Do I push hard?
[06:17:35] <+Starnerf> push from the middle
[06:17:35] <Stryc9> fairly hard
[06:17:39] <Shivari> It wans't working before, but I didn't want to break it further
[06:17:42] <+Starnerf> as hard as you need to
[06:17:52] <+Starnerf> dont flex it, press evenly around the ring
[06:18:02] <+Starnerf> use your palm, if necessary
[06:18:02] <Stryc9> when it's lined up it should go in without much force
[06:17:35] <+Starnerf> push from the middle
[06:17:35] <Stryc9> fairly hard
[06:17:39] <Shivari> It wans't working before, but I didn't want to break it further
[06:17:42] <+Starnerf> as hard as you need to
[06:17:52] <+Starnerf> dont flex it, press evenly around the ring
[06:18:02] <+Starnerf> use your palm, if necessary
[06:18:02] <Stryc9> when it's lined up it should go in without much force
[00:11] <@Craig> she had it in my ear or up my nose :
Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
00:20:11 * cluekitty glomps SnoFox
00:20:29 <+SnoFox> What part of don't <verb> me don't you get? -.-
00:21:33 * cluekitty accidentally SnoFox
00:21:41 <+SnoFox> -.-
00:20:29 <+SnoFox> What part of don't <verb> me don't you get? -.-
00:21:33 * cluekitty accidentally SnoFox
00:21:41 <+SnoFox> -.-
<+Majic> holy shite, I just ran my maitenance scripts on my computer and it removed like 4GB of old junk files. 0.o
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)
[13:11] <Archy`> I don't think my dads quite got the hang of technology..."Michael. They do a wireless mouse mat for 9.99" ".......o...k....."
<LaptopBrain> boo booo booo
<LaptopBrain> boo boo
<LaptopBrain> sex sex
<`Boo> oi
<`Boo> hehehe
<`Boo> stop
<w00t> o.O
<Sassy> lmao
<LaptopBrain> hehehe
<LaptopBrain> sex sex sex
* LaptopBrain giggles
* `Boo spanks brain
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Brain get's served :)
<LaptopBrain> boo boo
<LaptopBrain> sex sex
<`Boo> oi
<`Boo> hehehe
<`Boo> stop
<w00t> o.O
<Sassy> lmao
<LaptopBrain> hehehe
<LaptopBrain> sex sex sex
* LaptopBrain giggles
* `Boo spanks brain
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Brain get's served :)
