[23:35] <MrBOFH> can i see your boobs coma?
[23:36] <MrBOFH> er bruise*

<kujoe> cool
<kujoe> I'll dl it when I get home
<LaptopChris> word
<kujoe> why'd you change from goose?
<LaptopChris> got tired of people making "let's eat goose" jokes
<kujoe> ah
<kujoe> you should've changed your name to Dick then
<kujoe> bwuahahahaha
<kujoe> "lets eat dick"
<LaptopChris> I'm actually laughing out loud

<intok> Predators make great pets
<Supertanker> They're CUTE. :D
<intok> you want to see something gory though get a 100 gallon tank, 5 red piranha and drop in a a few goldfish every now and then
<Supertanker> Forget goldfish.
<intok> what? you want some carp from the lake?
<intok> or you want to dunk in your enemies?
<Supertanker> Start dropping people you don't like in there.
<goose> oh
<goose> i thought you meant like
<goose> aliens versus predators, predator
<goose> that'd be the best pet ever

<Elf> ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH PEERS COMING TO GET ME
<-- Elf has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Brain> it got him.
<typobox43> :D
<Elyas> lol

<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p

<Elyas> chatspike is so american
<Elyas> everyone gets a voice!
<BrainCell> Yup and just like america your voice doesnt count for shit

[17:57:56] <Riv_Griffen> my cum tastes good no matter what :P
[17:58:10] <Riv_Griffen> the other day I shot myself in the eye though :(
[17:58:15] * Riv_Griffen knows how chicks must feel now

[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao

[16:37:28] <Andres> Heya, hornypants :D
[16:37:38] <Andres> Had naughty dreams about Riv? :)
[18:25:01] <Aristeo> Andres: Nope :D
[18:25:46] <Andres> Lies
[18:25:58] <Andres> I know you want to sex Riv a lot
[18:25:58] <Aristeo> Truths

* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?