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#534 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 04:08:55
Bot fun in trivia!

[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] WeeblAndBobInsults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
[13:08:45] <@NoMorePie> [ Birthdayw00t Was correct with: Wanker ]
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#1255 (2)
Posted by Beer @ 2008-05-11 09:07:38
<Bricker> http://unrealircd.macnugget.org/main.php/v/unrealircdppl/Skating2.jpg.html me
<Beer> seen worse looking people i guess... lol
<Sporks> I haven't seen 'worse', Beer
#946 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-13 04:04:55
[19:52] <Karate> butt :p
[19:52] <Majic> boob :p
[19:53] <Karate> spermhead!
[19:53] <Majic> creamhead!
[19:54] <Karate> fartface!
[19:54] <Majic> dazeface!
[19:55] <Karate> ionowhatthatisface!
[19:55] <Majic> ionoificarface!
[19:56] <Majic> :/
[19:56] <Majic> ionoificareface!
[19:58] <Karate> youareacarface!
[19:58] <Majic> youareatruckface!
[19:59] <Karate> imansuvface!
[19:59] <Majic> imabugface!
[20:00] <Karate> bugface!
[20:00] <Majic> suvface!
[20:02] <Karate> yay :D
[20:04] <Majic> :p
#368 (-1)
Posted by akuma_serge @ 2004-12-21 02:59:38
In #Darkgalaxy

<KMH> Insufficient housing
<KMH> wtf!?
<KMH> why am i getting that when i try to demo?
* kop has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: DarkGalaxy - www.darkgalaxy.com)
<KMH> dont everyone answer at once :/
<akuma_serge> we're trying not to.
#154 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:08
<[Brain]> like buggery?
<[Brain]> no i dont :p
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<Elf> aw brain
<ViviAway> lol
<Elf> dont mock what u aint tried :P
<ViviAway> :o
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<[Brain]> so youve tried it? :P
<Elf> ok that was a bit 2 far really
* Elf shup's
<Elf> n no btw :P
<cab86> LOL
<[Brain]> aww crap so much for that quotes opertunity
#1258 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-07-19 23:31:17
23:29:59 <w00t> my god, this is fucking tiring me out
23:30:12 <pippijn> ?
23:30:27 <jackmcbarn> what is?
23:30:58 <dz> he probably transposed 'is' and 'fucking'
#99 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:45
[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard
#1285 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-16 23:09:39
<Majic> My sister just got home from school. XD
<Majic> I was in the kitchen getting to stove ready and I heard her coming toward the kitchen. :p
<Majic> I didn't want her seeing my penis so at the last second I threw a spatula at her and threw a towel over my pizza. :D
<Majic> er...
#989 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-27 21:24:42
[21:19:25] <ed|towel> ^_^
[21:20:15] <Karate> -.-
[21:20:43] <ed|towel> >.<
[21:21:04] <Maha> *o*
[21:21:17] <ed|towel> $_$
[21:22:33] <Karate> .
[21:22:58] <ed|towel> `.`
[21:23:02] <Maha> ^_~
[21:23:13] <Karate> .
[21:23:40] <Maha> ~clit^
[21:24:07] <ed|towel> rofl
[21:24:11] <Maha> oops :)
#1240 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2008-03-06 23:23:29
*neveza rips Magnus's chest open.
*Magnus expells his communist worms into nevezas face.
<neveza> OH GOD!
<neveza> COMMIES ARE DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN!
<Magnus> Muahahaha. >:D Hahaha!
*Magnus heals himself and continues on normally.
<neveza> AHH! NO! I...I!!! AHHH!!!....Mmm...Vodka and oppression.
<Magnus> Welcome to my world! Comrade!