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#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#1653 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-09-09 15:18:41
Kumi: There'll be wedding pics with me in the damn cast, no doubt.



D:
#1195 (2)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-11-04 20:42:12
[20:32] <Alexx> I love it when you treat me mean olli ^^
[20:32] <Zathman> O_o
[20:32] * Olli crushes Alexx under his boot
[20:32] * luigiman has quit IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by luigiman8490))
[20:33] * luigiman8490 is now known as luigiman
[20:33] <Alexx> Oh yea..
[20:33] <Alexx> yea..
[20:33] <Alexx> Now put a ciggerette out on meeee!!
[20:33] * Olli puts Alexx out on a cigarette
[20:34] <Alexx> *spooge*
[20:35] <Alexx> mmmm YES! Spank me! I've been naughty!
[20:35] * Olli has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: leaves alexx alone)
#771 (4)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-19 11:38:03
<JerrySpringer> firstly
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?

#chatspike love advice
#74 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:30
[12:22] * Ib3N has also an sneaking suspicion that he's the oldest one in the room...?
[12:22] <Togy> how old?
[12:23] <Angelic_Devil> u old fart
[12:23] <Sporks> Angelic_Devil is molesting meh again!
#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) (+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) (+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) (+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) (@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) (+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) (@ol) cool
(17:41:05) (+Angelic_Devil) ;)
#358 (1)
Posted by vivikins @ 2004-12-12 17:08:39
[17:10:31] (+Olli): not in front of the webcam..
[17:10:36] (+Celia): why not? lol
[17:10:44] (+Olli): you'll make me laugh and I'll squirt all over the place
#976 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-18 02:19:42
* Canada has joined #chatspike
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Yay! :p
#394 (0)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2005-01-04 02:23:47
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P