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#1629 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-07-08 15:23:22
<pigeon_of_doom> If it was for wear she'd be wearing less clothes.
<pigeon_of_doom> *where

#794 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-04 14:11:47
<tomandandy> get me idleserb in #ascii
<tomandandy> thx
<tomandandy> serv
* SirOlli calls for idlecroat
#540 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-30 18:51:25
* SirOlli spanks Brik
* Imstillmartin sets mode: +o SirOlli
* Imstillmartin spanks SirOlli once for punishment, and once for pleasure!
* SirOlli sets mode: -o Imstillmartin
* SirOlli sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-C3AEA1DA.ipt.aol.com
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* Imstillmartin was kicked by SirOlli (your punishment, my pleasure. no opping me.)
* SirOlli sets mode: -o SirOlli
-LoveServ- Ive just SPANKED you really hard but playfully, because Imstillmartin asked me to! ;)
<SirOlli> LMAO
#1028 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-11-25 21:35:47
[21:35] <olene> so xptek, i want to have your babies
[21:35] <olene> etc
[21:35] * xptek crawls inside olene's vagina
[21:35] <olene> etc
#52 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:23
[18:56] <Alurny> oh yes bigd i read of him/her
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> him
[18:56] <DarkSheer> it
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> that to
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> hermaphrodite
#1036 (-1)
Posted by DarkRuler @ 2006-12-10 01:48:43
<Vanya> let`s do it in public
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
#1352 (2)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-09-03 06:18:08
[17:08] <goose> * DarkTruth swallows SHK whole :3
[17:09] <goose> <SHK> kinky
[17:09] <goose> <DarkTruth> and the stomach acid killed you
[17:09] <goose> UBER KINKY
[17:09] <DarkTruth> xD
[17:09] <DarkTruth> your next goose
[17:09] <goose> :p
[17:09] <DarkTruth> <3
[17:09] * goose hides behind Lizzy|Zzzz
[17:09] <goose> don't let her hurt me!!
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Silly Goose
#620 (5)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-24 00:57:12
<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Calamari
<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
#1650 (-2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-08-27 04:04:18
[21:42] <ed> why has my pack of filters gone walkabouts :s
[21:56] <ed> ah i was using it as a bookmark, that explains it -_-;
#282 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 12:31:41
* Ib3N calls his mum to find out if cinnamon has twigs..
<coco> school..is there anything suckier? bbl
coco ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: happiness is a warm cookie :))
<Ib3N> hahaha.. It wasnt cinnamon
<Beer> what was it?
<Ib3N> she said she'd got the same letter, and its not edible
<Beer> lol... but you ate it anyway
<Ib3N> Its a scent thingy to put on the oven, so that you get a cinnamon smell in the house
* Ib3N ate it
<Ib3N> lol