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#1289 (0)
Posted by Tim @ 2008-11-17 01:00:42
<Tim> I am the anti-ubuntu.
<jdhore> thank you sir
<jdhore> I am the anti-ubuntu as well
<jdhore> we must duel
<jdhore> There can be only one
<Tim> okay let me take my pants off first
<jdhore> WTF
* jdhore runs away

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I win.
#22 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:44
[18:40] <Pii> ITS ME. IM THE MONG!
#912 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-28 23:40:43
[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p
#312 (4)
Posted by Meltover @ 2004-11-17 02:49:52
* Hart smacks xevix
<xevix> OW!
<xevix> wow, you're hartless....
#218 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:46
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
#148 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:54:56
[14:39] <Azhrarn> SINCE WHEN WAS HELPING ALLOWED?!?!
#1293 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-26 07:41:54
(05:11:49) <Murarth> <&IdleRPG> Murarth learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:34 towards level 44.
(05:11:55) <Murarth> So Perl is useful for something.
#1353 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-04 05:55:42
<FallingUp> hope this works!!
* FallingUp has quit ([CS] Quit: Respect The Chocolate!)
<goose> I've got the feeling she's saying "God damnit" right now
#617 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-21 21:48:05
(@Om) Being the person doing the "Audio Describing" for something like American Pie would be...amusing
(@Kisrah) lmao!
(%Ordie) hahah
(%Ordie) He.. he's doing... well, you're better not knowing.
(@Om) haha
(@Kisrah) >:D
*Om imagines a load of people in a studio trying to record for 10 secs without cracking up
(@Kisrah) Yeah
(%Ordie) lol
(@Kisrah) I was just thinking that myself.
(@Kisrah) That would be HELL
(@Om) Damn funny though :D
#1760 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-09-27 21:01:02
<+Katze> I wanna do some Necrodancing :(