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#379 (1)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-28 00:21:01
<harliquin> bah ecko has banned me from half the server :P
<ecko> :O
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> ?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> cant be
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you have no idea how big this server is
<Suicyder> lol
<Suicyder> rappy, show him all corners so he knows:P
<harliquin> lol
<harliquin> i was exagerating ;)
<harliquin> nn
<Suicyder> ;)
<Suicyder> nn harley
<Suicyder> ^^
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you are excused then harliquin
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but only this time!
<harliquin> ok
* ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<harliquin> * ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)<----i hav had my revenge :P
<Suicyder> lol
<Djee_Djee> lol
#472 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-03-08 06:19:18
(06:21:37) (feshmania) isn't it amazing how people can just talk to each other in chat
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO
#1122 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-07 23:05:25
[15:01:55] * Majic depresses Karate with a lewd picture of ol naked
[15:02:10] <Karate|Laptop> how can a pic of ol nakid not be lewd?
[15:02:12] <terrorsidic> HOW CAN THAT BE DEPRESSING!
[15:02:15] <ClaireBear> when I don't enjoy my food I get depressed
[15:02:15] <ClaireBear> :(
[15:02:17] <terrorsidic> ol is a beast!
[15:02:21] <Majic> ahahaha
[15:02:28] <Majic> lol terrorsidic
[15:02:31] <ol> ;)
[15:02:35] * ed manhandles ol
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ol bashing ftw! :D
#896 (1)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-16 16:14:37
<Boo> so far only woot has killed me
<Boo> that could change
<Boo> hehehe
* ed shoots Boo
<ed> pwnt
* Boo ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Ib (hey... you practically begged for it)))
<ed> \o/
#751 (-1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-10 03:29:13
<Karate|AFK> i open the package, and it was not properly sealed, ahdda cutto ff some n throe iw out
<Star> ah
* Star mourns the lost swiss.
<Karate|AFK> wow that was ha horribly typed sentence, same with this one, gettin ahead of ysehlf and my letters gettin all in hte wrong plaes
<Karate|AFK> i think together those are the worst two sentences ive ever tyepd
#667 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-29 11:29:51
* w00t ([email protected]) has joined #anope
<w00t> lo
<w00t_> oh.
<w00t_> hum..
<w00t_> forgot i was already here.
<w00t_> >.>
* w00t ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Miracles are a fallacy of the seventh degree. | Life is a miracle.)


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I told you my memory sucked..
#1508 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-03-13 21:34:51
21:30.28 ( &Mark ) Edward just dumped Bella :'(
21:30.35 )) &Mark holds onto Kata
21:30.43 ( ~Kata ) >_>
21:30.56 ( &Higurashi ) Surpriiiise
21:31.09 ( ~Kata ) Sometimes I wonder if you're a girl PRETENDING to be a guy.
21:31.15 ( %Kumi ) it's okay, she's got Jacob
21:31.47 ( &Mark ) Kumi, He takes his top off soon :3
21:32.00 ( ~Kata ) See what I mean?
21:32.02 ( %Kumi ) I think Kata's right
21:32.03 ( &Higurashi ) He's a girl in a guy body.
21:32.06 ( &Mark ) lol
#564 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-05-28 03:19:08
[22:21:16] * Craig munches his nuts :)
#763 (2)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-04-16 06:42:17
<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes
#1700 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2012-07-27 21:00:25
<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.

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So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:

<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.