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#211 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:13:17
<+Azhrarn> actually, I can probably modify another script, and it should work fine
<+Azhrarn> as I never make tyops
<@salkaman> lol, sure you don't
<+Azhrarn> *typos
#598 (4)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-07-06 14:05:32
(%w00t) I am a woman :/
#924 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 08:02:24
[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short
#1693 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-30 02:17:34
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#1487 (6)
Posted by Brik @ 2010-01-17 18:27:14
17/01-19:20:46 <~Laptop_Brain> but the funniest thing i EVER did, i did sober
17/01-19:20:52 <+calamari> oh?
17/01-19:20:56 <~Laptop_Brain> me and a friend wanted to prank my other friend
17/01-19:21:13 <~Laptop_Brain> so, we looked up on yell.com all the taxi firms in the area
17/01-19:21:28 <~Laptop_Brain> and then to a payphone and called them ALL, booking them all from his house, all at 5 minute intervals
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, ahahaha
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> yes
17/01-19:21:31 <~w00t[dexter> I remember this
17/01-19:21:42 <~Laptop_Brain> so at about midnight, taxis started coming down his little cul-de-sac
17/01-19:21:47 <~Laptop_Brain> getting blocked up and jammed
17/01-19:21:53 <~Laptop_Brain> there must have been about 20 taxis, all honking
17/01-19:21:53 <%Namegduf> Haha.
17/01-19:21:59 <~w00t[dexter> lolol
17/01-19:22:02 <~Laptop_Brain> so then we snuck back to irc after
17/01-19:22:09 <~Laptop_Brain> and the topic was 'NO I DIDNT ORDER A FUCKING TAXI'
17/01-19:22:12 <%Namegduf> That's hilariously horrible.
17/01-19:22:15 <~w00t[dexter> HAHAHA
17/01-19:22:19 <+calamari> nice
17/01-19:22:21 <%Namegduf> I'm writing that one down.
17/01-19:22:22 <~w00t[dexter> argh
17/01-19:22:24 <~Laptop_Brain> and then we spoke to him after, came clean, and it seems he also got a pizza.
17/01-19:22:27 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, don't make me goddamn laugh so much
17/01-19:22:28 <~Laptop_Brain> but we didnt order a pizza
17/01-19:22:30 <~w00t[dexter> my lungs hurt :(
17/01-19:22:38 <~Laptop_Brain> one of the taxi drivers did, as revenge to him for not taking the taxi :D
17/01-19:22:46 <~w00t[dexter> LOL
17/01-19:22:49 <%Namegduf> Hahahaha.
17/01-19:22:49 <+Sacho> rofl
17/01-19:22:53 <~w00t[dexter> epic
17/01-19:23:01 <+Sacho> It's like snowballing epicness.
#1515 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2010-05-23 08:04:17
<Majic> I need a splitter so I can "pipe" my audio out to my audio in and mic spam (clearly) in TF2 while also listening to what I'm spamming.
#1643 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:49:39
<Kumi> Tearing down the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike?
<pigeon_of_doom> That is FAR too impressive a description of where_'s battering ram, Kumi.


OOC ftw. Kinda ruins my images of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell now, though. ;-;
#217 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:35
[00:25] <Rebs> she's probably got the personality of a dead brick
[00:25] <Elf-Busy> so, the body and face make up for it :P
[00:26] <Rebs> I wouldnt want to come hom to a fuck of sexy beast of a pc if it didnt have counter-strike
[00:27] <Elf-Busy> LOL
[00:27] <Rebs> i'd more likely make out with a pc anyway
#473 (6)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-03-08 15:05:39
3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.