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#1244 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2008-03-25 21:47:54
(&Om) (&w00t) NEWSFLASH
(&Om) (&w00t) Om is a meanie poo
(&Om) Who's that a newsflash for?
(&w00t) >_>
(&w00t) <_<
(%dz) goldfish
#1170 (-1)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-08-07 02:27:49
<[thed]train> queefing
<Sonartic> Whats queefing?
<MartroniX> no clue
<MartroniX> USA thing :P
<[thed]train> vaginal farting :D
<Sonartic> rofl
#19 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:29
[12:19] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on JavaOnTheBrain
[12:19] *** Channel mode is +mntrVC
[12:20] * Dr_Kevorkian licks the BrainJuice
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> O_O
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> hmmm
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> disregard that
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> lol
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> that came out wrong
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> ack, disregard that too
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> :P
#651 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-10 23:15:59
[23:15] <Dr_Kev> my toosh is small and cuddly
[23:15] <Ib> hm.. well...
[23:15] * Ib spanks kev's ass
[23:15] * `Boo slaps kev

... another normal evening on #chatspike
#709 (1)
Posted by Andy @ 2005-12-16 02:29:42
<nenolod> on the internet: men are men, women are men, and children are FBI
<nenolod> ;)
<Andy> roflmao
<Drazak> i am the fbi :D
<nenolod> so...
<nenolod> Drazak: what's your badge #
<Andy> I am the fbi :D
<nenolod> :p
<Drazak> lol
<Drazak> 8235
#971 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-10-16 21:08:57
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> impatient to await the next date
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> fearing all kinds of stuff
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> I'm really a girl this time
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> it's depressing :P

Hes a girl this time?! ....yay? O_o
#1783 (0)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-08 20:58:57
<+mk> > if you don't like today's JS frameworks, wait a few hours.
#414 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-09 21:19:02
<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
#1507 (9)
Posted by goose @ 2010-03-04 18:36:17
<+Duck> Hey goose
<+Duck> I'm really happy for you
<+Duck> and imma let you finish
* Duck has quit (Killed (goose (PWND)))
#705 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-12-08 23:55:09
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth