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#322 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 20:13:38
<DM|shwr> give me vowels or give me death
<Togy> meh, you've got bowels, thats close enough
* SirOlli gvs DM lt f dth
<DM|shwr> :D
<Ib> ..
<Ib> on the bottle SirOlli ?
* DM|shwr pks b n th stmch
<SirOlli> I tried to give him a lot of death without any vowels ;)
<SirOlli> lol
* DM|shwr wvs nd lvs fr th shwr
<DM|shwr> shld wrt scrpt bt ths
#214 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:03
<Nick> omg
<Nick> just fixed it
<ol> fixed what?
<Craig> can i have my hammer back now pls? ;/
#66 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:55:05
[07:30] <CaPt> yeah, theres a whole story behind the toni thing
[07:31] <Togy> you eat lots of frosties with tony the tiger?
[07:31] <CaPt> once in a while...hes a cool guy
#175 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:01:42
[21:08:42] <+Sporks> 'IckleBabySuperMoosie' is 99.9400% lame, IckleBabySuperMoosie <-- ok sporks, no need to be mean to me :'(
#1512 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-04-27 20:05:19
<Brain> brain cooties kill boy cooties
<InnocentGirl> ;ooo
<Lizzy> lol
* Brain gives InnocentGirl brain cooties
<InnocentGirl> :D
<Brain> oh
<Brain> they kill girl cooties too
* InnocentGirl has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
<Brain> guess they worked too well
<Brain> lol
#830 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-09 16:50:53
(16:48:06) FrostyCoolSlug: Fedora Core 4 is really nice
#1073 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-23 23:56:08
[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
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#1090 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-28 22:19:47
* [BORG]Garlic has quit IRC (Client exited)
<Riithi> was beginning to smell here
#1311 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-05-12 00:11:48
<Brain> one thing i wish i could do though is lip read
<Brain> its a damn useful skill to have even when you can hear
<Doc> lip reading takes a lot of patience
<Doc> as does not beating mimes to death :)
#1594 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-17 04:23:49
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question