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#545 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-05 13:56:02
13:58 * w00t wubbles Craig
13:58 <Craig> damnit
#1488 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-17 19:21:34
<Duck> Then, I'll think about getting a super old Nintendo console just for Duck Hunt
<Duck> Lawl
<Duck> But then I'll texture hack and put Brain there
<Duck> And instead of the dog, it'll be OperServ
<Duck> And then when I get pissed off
<Duck> I'll shoot OperServ
#750 (-1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-09 00:08:31
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
#1699 (6)
Posted by Empireth @ 2012-07-26 01:37:29
* where boops Curly
<&Curly> brb
* Curly has quit (Quit: )
<+where> ;-;
<&Empireth> YOU MADE HER LEAVE.
* Curly ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets mode +a #derpfish Curly
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Curly
* Curly has quit (Connection closed)
<+where> No, I made her come ba-
<+where> ...
<+where> Shut up, Emp.
<&Empireth> I am very disappointed in you, where_.
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* ChanServ sets mode +a #derpfish Curly
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Curly
<+where> I will end you.
* Curly has quit (Connection closed)
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#1550 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-08-29 19:03:14
<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
#286 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-04 15:29:48
--- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit
--- Scrug|TakingAShit is now known as Scrughat
<Ib> --- Scrughat is now known as Scrug|TakingAShit <- how.... informative....
<{-_-}> ...
<Beer> lmao
<Pete|Aweh> lol
<{-_-}> that's one of those... too much information kinda deals
#160 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:06
<@[Brain]> [15:55] -Global- From Azhrarn: THe ChatSpike Website is back online in case anyone cared. Apaprently something deleted the apache build dir *coughBRAINcough*... but I wrote a perl one-liner to run everythign till he gets back :)

<@[Brain]> [17:10] -Global- From [Brain]: To correct the previous global, Azhrarn spent an hour looking for a build of apache we never had, and then gave up and loaded the one we did have :) Have a nice day :P
#478 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-13 21:50:42
(21:48:32)(+mmind) ratio down to 2.7!
(21:48:34) *mmind cries like a little girl.
(21:48:39)(@Om) lol
(21:48:52)(+mmind) it's no laughing manner
(21:49:02)(+mmind) my bot's ratio is a reflection of my manhood
(21:49:10)(%Ordie) lol
(21:49:12)(+Mr_Sorry_of_Balmora) lol
(21:49:25)(%Ordie) you must be one heck of a man to have a ratio of 2.7
(21:49:25)(@Om) ;D
(21:49:27)(%General_Crespin) O_o
(21:49:32)(%Ordie) girl
(21:49:32) * General_Crespin screams.
(21:49:33) * mmind nods sagely.
(21:49:35)(@Om) Pete has 6.something :D
(21:49:49)(@Pete) B)
(21:49:54)(%Ordie) He must have chest hair by now uhm?
#471 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-02-21 12:46:03
<-- Craig has quit ([dexter.chatspike.net] Local kill by Beer (arse :p))
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
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<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^