[09:32] * Chuck_Norris had your mum
[09:38] <macgyverdgi> Chuck_Norris: you had my fat mom, wow, I hope you had fun
[09:38] * macgyverdgi laughs at Chuck_Norris
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> I did
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> Had your grandma too
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> ok
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> to much, she died back on july 4th
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> That explains why she didn't move about much
[09:40] <macgyverdgi> DUDE

I appologised after.

<Om> Well, I should probably check they're not goatporn before I say that, but I'm trusting you..
<SirOlli> hm
<Om> :)
>>Olli dccs a file named goatporn.jpg>>
<Om> I have to accept it for curiosity's sake :(
<SirOlli> LOL
<Om> Damn ye
<SirOlli> I know that feeling
<Om> Is it really goatporn? :p
<SirOlli> guess?
<Om> I don't know quite how much I trust you :p
<SirOlli> actually it's quite a beautiful pic.
<Om> Probably not
<SirOlli> if you like that sort of stuff.
<Om> You're not being very reassuring
<Om> :P
<SirOlli> I just renamed a random pic I found on my desktop
<SirOlli> lol
<Om> yeah :p
<SirOlli> but...
<Om> I've got the top third or so of it so far
<SirOlli> well, you don't know what sort of pics I have on my desktop, do you?
<Om> It could be goatporn in the sunset on the beach
<SirOlli> sounds romantic
<Om> if you like that sort of stuff
<Om> Oh, there isn't a beach :(
<SirOlli> and no goats...
<Om> :(

from #opers
....
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> :/
<Azhrarn> err *ip
<Ib3N> TP
<Ib3N> I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
<Azhrarn> I AM CORNHOLIO
<Brain> TP TP TP!
<Ib3N> BUNGHOLIO
<Brain> IIII AM THE GREAT BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> BUNGHOLIOIOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> <sung like an arab prayer song>
* Azhrarn sleep now

..we're soo serious ;)

22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?

[BR]mistress: omg, I forgot my tea.. I'll be right back :D
SirOlli: Desaster strikes! *gg*
[BR]mistress: return of the killer tea. vol2!
SirOlli: *dramatic music*
It's dark!
It's bitter!

The end has come.
*SILENCE*
TEA TIME! The Movie!

[BR]mistress: :D
SirOlli: Jean Claude van Damme as "The Waiter"
SirOlli: Susan Sarandon as "The biscuit lady"
[BR]mistress: *rotfl*
SirOlli: *g* I wouldn't watch that movie in a cinema, I guess
[BR]mistress: I'm sure of it :D
SirOlli: I wonder if it'd get an oscar...
SirOlli: best movie - best original script - best soundtrack - best bewerage merchandising
[BR]mistress: best starring character - Lipton Indian Spice
SirOlli: ROOOOFL

* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean

4:17:12 PM <+JakeD> I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.
4:24:21 PM <+Star|Dead> YOU SNIFF TOO MUCH COKE
4:28:17 PM <+JakeD> I CAN'T HELP IT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS
4:28:22 PM <+JakeD> A REALLY HIGH PRINCESS

[17:57] * Blue_Star waves to the world
[17:58] *** Werdnum is now known as The-_World.
[17:58] * The-_World shuns Blue_Star
[17:58] *** You are now known as Werdnum.

(%w00teh) more that all the girls where i live suck :/
(@ol) not a bad place to be
(+Star) Ooh, kinky.
(@Beer) w00t, surely that's not a bad thing? ;)

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<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

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Girls attracted:0