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#19 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:29
[12:19] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on JavaOnTheBrain
[12:19] *** Channel mode is +mntrVC
[12:20] * Dr_Kevorkian licks the BrainJuice
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> O_O
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> hmmm
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> disregard that
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> lol
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> that came out wrong
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> ack, disregard that too
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> :P
#718 (1)
Posted by Foxhill @ 2006-04-09 23:05:09
<+Efreak> HELLO!
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/
#1590 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-10 00:40:33
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
[18:00] * Minneh ([email protected]) has left #IdleRPG

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[18:09] * specialk69 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[18:30] * Wave has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#1481 (-3)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-15 01:48:05
<@wolfbot> *** The wolve(s) were hello2u, the posessed were Harold, the harlot(s) were clueless. Everyone else was a normal villager.
<clueless> FFFFUUUU
<Senshi> lmao
<Senshi> pwnt
<clueless> dammit hello2u
<clueless> quit being wolf
<hello2u> can't ;)
<+hello2u> oh clueless
*pause*
<+hello2u> clue
<+clueless> ?
<+hello2u> YOU LOST THE GAME... have fun
<+clueless> FFFUUUUU
<+clueless> hello2u, you just became an hero

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YOU LOST THE GAME... as well.
#2 (6)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-14 01:57:20
<cobraR478> w00t
<cobraR478> i won
<Avengeful> hehehe
<grapey> told me what you were doing?
<Avengeful> racing me at masturbation
<grapey> um
<Avengeful> on webcam
<SirOlli> LOL
<Avengeful> he won though :(
<grapey> oy
<grapey> ya big tease
<cobraR478> i pwned him
<Avengeful> O:)
<Avengeful> LMAO
<Avengeful> ya he squirted all over the cam
<Avengeful> i was like DAMN! i was almost there too
<Avengeful> he had porn though, i only had a victorias secret catelog
<cobraR478> i take that crap seriously
<Avengeful> ya he ruled, damn
<grapey> you know i would love to put that up as a quote on chatspike but i'll refrain :p
<SirOlli> I think i will
<cobraR478> ill do it of you dont
#987 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-26 12:50:15
<AwgMotH> why can't u just send files over irc?
<Fethroesforia> you can't do that with the cleint
<Fethroesforia> client
<AwgMotH> what client is that?
<tormentus> whats IRC?
<tormentus> I have only just lately used the internet for chatting and stuff like that
<tormentus> I used to only download music and porn
#546 (0)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-05-05 19:53:40
[19:54] <{-_-}> Imstillmartin, you're annoying
[19:54] <{-_-}> really, you are
[19:54] * {-_-} sets mode: +oo Elf Togy
[19:54] <Togy> what about me?
[19:54] <Imstillmartin> ?
[19:54] <{-_-}> you're okay

Ha, it's offical, i've moved upto "Okay".....now i'm getting places :D
#866 (-1)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-03 03:12:39
* +FBI starts snortin
<+FBI> mmmm cock
#931 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-06 15:09:16
<Fethroesforia> I'll have to give him spelling lessons
<Radia> Argh!!
<Radia> Screw the spelling, the most important thing is the money.
<Radia> and the seed, of course.