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#297 (2)
Posted by Damien @ 2004-11-10 06:38:49
[16:33] * Archy` slaps Dr_Kev around a bit with a large trout
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> dont touch what you can aford
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> na na na-na-naaaaa
[16:33] <coco> ooooo burn
[16:33] <Archy`> I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say sticks back to you
[16:33] <Archy`> Bugsey no returns!
[16:34] <Archy`> Times inifinity!
[16:34] <coco> lol
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> I know you are you said you are, but what am I?
[16:34] <Archy`> I'm telling!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Archy`> Nuhuh!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> uh huh
[16:35] <Archy`> Nuhuh times one hundred
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> Up your nose with a rubber hose
[16:35] <CaPt> lol
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> actually... that one shows my age :S
[16:35] <coco> lol
[16:35] <Archy`> Down your trousers with a pot full of flowers?
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> you young'ns would know who said that
#565 (2)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 20:19:57
<FatChops> Knock knock!
<Jarred> come on in
<FatChops> Tiny
<Jarred> come on in Tiny
<FatChops> No, you ruined it
<FatChops> !
<Jarred> ruined what?
<FatChops> ruined the joke!
<Jarred> that was a joke?
<Jarred> It wasn't very funny.
#318 (0)
Posted by mcrilly @ 2004-11-18 22:18:41
<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.
<Managore> FUCK
<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
<Managore> NO
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> SHIT
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK
#268 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:24
* kujoe is now known as G
* G is now known as G0D
* G0D has quit IRC ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn (Impersonating an oper!))
#1316 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-06-09 11:32:50
(12:23:53) <%grapey> wow, alchemist henning james huh? lolol
(12:24:01) <%Majic> THAT IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
(12:24:07) <+Alchemist> Yes it is
(12:24:11) <%Majic> That is like... a left-middle and a right-middle name. :p
(12:24:15) <+SootyGirl> nobody could possibly guess *MY* middle name!
(12:24:17) <+Alchemist> its a dual name
(12:24:20) <%Majic> Fred.
(12:24:28) <+Alchemist> Susan
(12:24:36) <%Majic> Jehosephat
(12:24:42) <%grapey> i bet i could sooty :p
(12:24:43) <+Alchemist> Malaki
(12:24:47) <%Majic> Tarzan
(12:24:52) <+Alchemist> Nokia
(12:25:03) <%Majic> Cingular
(12:25:09) <+Alchemist> Bernard
(12:25:11) <%Majic> Parking Ticket
(12:25:18) <%Majic> ^ Dual name
#1444 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-10 01:25:06
Dec 09 21:11:39 <LinDaa> baby come back to me, baby come back to me..
Dec 09 21:11:44 <LinDaa> come back , ill be everything u need
Dec 09 21:11:44 <Alchemist> oke
Dec 09 21:11:49 * Alchemist goes to LinDaa
Dec 09 21:11:59 <LinDaa> lol
Dec 09 21:11:59 * Duck blocks Alchemist
Dec 09 21:12:04 <Duck> LINDA, I'M HERE FOR YOU
Dec 09 21:12:10 <LinDaa> duck <3
Dec 09 21:12:12 * Alchemist goes Duck hunting
Dec 09 21:12:19 <LinDaa> Alchemist <3
Dec 09 21:12:19 <Duck> oh... crap...
Dec 09 21:12:24 * bluaki grabs the NES and light gun
#262 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:01
(02:45:23) (@JointVW) don't you want to come over for the weekend coma
(02:45:32) (@JointVW) my parents are gone ^_^
(02:45:38) (@Ave) LMAO
(02:45:38) (@Ave) !
(02:45:55) (@Ave) who-hoo party at Joints...err...damn i dont have boobs im not invited ;)


Don't worry this is normal.
#1036 (-1)
Posted by DarkRuler @ 2006-12-10 01:48:43
<Vanya> let`s do it in public
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
#46 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:05
<Marie|DISHES> and someone changed my nick ... *looks at Brain* :p
* [Brain] whistles nonchalantly
#1551 (-4)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2010-09-10 20:22:11
(03:19:59 PM) Doodle: >accidentally flick urine onto shirt
(03:20:06 PM) Pigyman: ...
(03:20:09 PM) Pigyman: h...
(03:20:11 PM) Pigyman: how?
(03:20:15 PM) Doodle: eating ice cream
(03:20:32 PM) YOUNGSTER: Uh
(03:20:36 PM) YOUNGSTER: wut
(03:20:37 PM) Pigyman: um