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#1499 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-02-09 00:03:47
* +goose stabs hello2u in the eye
<+goose> poked you back
* +hello2u pokes goose with his dead eyeball
<+hello2u> .P
<+Doc> I will not sit still for such blatant eyeball abuse!
* +Doc stands up
#549 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-05-07 14:41:51
<Craig> my deagle headshot was complete fluke too
<IWArapter> the one whilst camping?
<Craig> i wasn't camping
<Craig> but yeah
<IWArapter> no you were 'tacticly' crouched in a corner
#69 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:56:27
* Bambi goes and sits on gavs lap.....umm....me jumps off...seems he been thinking of kitten :o
<sexy_gee> heh
<Kitten> :(
#410 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-04 19:39:31
--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)
#1542 (-5)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-29 14:54:47
* Syd ([email protected]) has joined #NyaNya
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Syd
<Alisaihin> ohai kilroy
<Alisaihin> brb buying book and grabbing a friend's cock
<Alisaihin> XD
<Alisaihin> whoops
<Alisaihin> wrong chatroom XD
* You have left channel #NyaNya ("OH SHIT")
#25 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:43:10
[19:31] <LayZ> summer camp is when you spend the summer with Dale Winton
#250 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:50
<Brain> burning rap cds make a nice noise
<Brain> i'm talking with fire, not CD-RW's
<Herbstwind> you know this kidz with the giant fubu jeans, beasbal caps or this condom-like tissues on their head
<Herbstwind> all white rich and stupid
<Herbstwind> pretending to be dangerous gangstas
<ol> can we burn them too?
<Herbstwind> sure, get some lighter fluid
* ol pops out to get some BBQ supplies
<Brain> lol
<ol> you think I'm going to waste a fire this good... have you seen fat burn? ;)
<Brain> LOL!
* ol buys a few marshmallows and sausages while he's out
<Brain> lol
<Brain> get me some buns for the sausages
<Herbstwind> is there a country where people still get burnt at the stake?
<ol> bring your own buns... I'm using a toasting fork
<ol> I doubt it herb
<ol> then again, I would also think bringing a pack of marshmallows to that would be seen as distasteful ;)
#843 (6)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-07-14 06:23:54
<[BRC]Odin> dearly unbeloved, we idle here today to join Majic tomandy and Elisha in unholy irc matromony
<Majic> ahahaha
<[BRC]Odin> if any one should object remain idle or be flamed by them

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Our Pastor Odin++
#826 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-07 18:14:38
[13:12] * NAYTE ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[13:12] <NAYTE> are there any channels on this server?
[13:13] <Star> No, sorry.
[13:13] <NAYTE> cool by
[13:13] * NAYTE ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
[13:13] <Star> haha
#1674 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-02-14 07:47:01
[01:16] <Curly> Oxygen's having a threesome with two where's?
[01:16] <Curly> and uh... don't I have the nick Oxygen registered? >.>
[01:16] * Curly just sticks to exploding on contact
[01:17] * Steph touches Curly
[01:17] * Curly explodes
[01:18] <Steph> :D
[01:18] * Cat is now known as Carbon
[01:18] * Carbon bonds to Curly
[01:18] <Carbon> delicious carbon monoxide!
[01:18] <Curly> we mustn't, it'll kill everyone D:
[01:19] <Carbon> >:D
[01:25] <Hydrogen> :O
[01:26] <Hydrogen> I hope that you two are practicing safe electron sharing@
[01:26] <Hydrogen> !