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#1250 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2008-07-07 20:29:48
<GayPenguin> who else is a spy? please get naked
<Tim> hi
<Tim> im nude
<Tim> now what
<Tim> how big is it
<GayPenguin> now stay like that please
<goose> O.o
<Tim> want to cyber
<Tim> asl
<goose> you two get a /query
<GayPenguin> we can cyber when i can be sure you wont tape this to publish on YouTube

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who needs youtube, nowadays? :D
#35 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:24
[17:28] <Gorilla> i hate tits
[17:29] <Gorilla> lol
#1124 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-09 20:51:36
<Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Silver> i thought it was a nick name and i kept asking him what his real name was
<Silver> he acted really really gay so i thought it was a nick
<Silver> but his real name was unique
<Excal> err
<Silver> ?
<Excal> You know you typed naked up there :P
<Silver> huh where
* Tarwen sets mode: +vvv [GSF]Conqueror Carcharoth Excal
<Excal> <Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Excal> :D
<Silver> lol
<Silver> named
<Tarwen> hahah
<Tarwen> Silver likes naked boys
<Silver> naked unique
<Silver> SHIT
<Excal> haha
#1412 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-10-23 13:01:23
10/23@12:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/23@12:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)
#1734 (5)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2013-02-17 19:23:29
--> Olli ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<titsos> fu Olli
<Munchiez> Pink Starburst dissolved in 1/3 vodka, 2/3 monster or red bull
<titsos> nice
<Olli> what?
<&Majic> titsos: can be arranged
<Olli> I'd like a say in that
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10 minutes ago:
<titsos> I want sex
<titsos> with Majic
#109 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:43:03
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> i am following the discussion in darkgalaxy
[21:51] <Togy> im just trying to get through it
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> hehe
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> its hard
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> a lot has been said
* Looking up kittaway user info...
[21:52] <Coolspirit> its interesting :)))))))
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> you missed a lot :)
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> but martel, ol, brain AND craig are talking lol
[21:53] <Togy> yeah i know
[21:53] <Togy> im a bit freaked out
[21:53] <Togy> it takes something of astronomical perportions to get that many ircops to talk at the same time
#1187 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-25 12:53:52
[12:46] <Alexx> SO as I was saying...I have this rash and it just wont clear up..
[12:46] <[BRC]treesa> hahahaah
[12:48] <Adremelech|Laptop> Alexx, go sleep with a few people, it should help >_>
[12:48] * Adremelech|Laptop hides
[12:48] <Alexx> Yea...a problem shared is a problem solved right?
[12:49] <Adremelech|Laptop> ofc :D
#1686 (-3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-02 16:52:23
[17:33] <+ed> fuck it ima pull it out
[17:44] <+ed> ahhhh, thats better
#1631 (6)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-07-09 00:30:04
<w00t> it's not like there's so many cocks they're flying around into people's mouths accidentally when they open them

(life is much more fun without context)
#864 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-02 08:45:06
<w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :))))
<w00t[phone> ehm
<w00t[phone> wrong window
<w00t[phone> bad client
<Majic> w00t, I dare you to yell "BOOOOOOOOOOMB!"
* w00t[phone smacks
<Star> hahaha
<Star> XD
<Majic> or..."LIPBALM!!!!"
<Majic> :p
<ed> lmfao
* w00t[phone hides
<Majic> Dare you. :p
<ed> [08:40:12] <w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :)))) <-- aww so is yours w00t :)))) <3
<Star> it would've been better if he had said "your penis is so long" or something
<xptek> LOL
<w00t[phone> fuck you
<Majic> Triple-dog dare you.
<w00t[phone> all.
<Star> that would be my quit message until the day I die.
<xptek> w00t's just mad because he has bad hair.
* Majic plays with w00ts hair.
<w00t[phone> with a 25 inch rubber dick.