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[14:14] <Archy`> Don't care, I'll keep whiningggg :P
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> aarchy
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> go eat a sock
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> pleaaaaaaaaaaaase
[14:14] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> eaaaaaaaaat a soooooooooooock
[14:14] <Archy`> :(
[14:14] <Ib3N> I just read that like "go eat a cock"
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> lol
[14:15] <Ib3N> I was like wtf!!?
[14:15] <^MeM^> lmao
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> rofl
[14:15] <Ish|aweh> dirty minded bastard
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> aarchy
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> go eat a sock
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> pleaaaaaaaaaaaase
[14:14] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> eaaaaaaaaat a soooooooooooock
[14:14] <Archy`> :(
[14:14] <Ib3N> I just read that like "go eat a cock"
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> lol
[14:15] <Ib3N> I was like wtf!!?
[14:15] <^MeM^> lmao
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> rofl
[14:15] <Ish|aweh> dirty minded bastard
<Hart> Again, you miss the whole point
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> brain is gay
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> hes a nobhead
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> btw how do you create a channel?
(for the record, Brain is a netadmin of chatspike..)
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> hes a nobhead
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> btw how do you create a channel?
(for the record, Brain is a netadmin of chatspike..)
<DarkLiege> what were you waiting for grapey?
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
<Odin> there was karate and sR
<w00t> hm
<w00t> someone mention vampires?
<w00t> cool.
...
<Odin> atleast you didnt say "did someone mention witches?"
Heard on the testnet - *hides*
<w00t> hm
<w00t> someone mention vampires?
<w00t> cool.
...
<Odin> atleast you didnt say "did someone mention witches?"
Heard on the testnet - *hides*
<Libido> sorry to here the news
<Harliquin> what news?
<Harliquin> With much regret, I announce the following...
<Harliquin> THE FLYING TIGERS are DISBANDING
<Harliquin> i'm guessing, read it after u sed :P
<Ish|aweh> your slow
<[BRC]Bracchus> and you're super quick Ish
<[BRC]Bracchus> no wonder you're single :P
<Ish|aweh> oh you practised on that joke :P
<Libido> lol
<[BRC]Bracchus> no, it was a sperm of the moment thing
<Harliquin> what news?
<Harliquin> With much regret, I announce the following...
<Harliquin> THE FLYING TIGERS are DISBANDING
<Harliquin> i'm guessing, read it after u sed :P
<Ish|aweh> your slow
<[BRC]Bracchus> and you're super quick Ish
<[BRC]Bracchus> no wonder you're single :P
<Ish|aweh> oh you practised on that joke :P
<Libido> lol
<[BRC]Bracchus> no, it was a sperm of the moment thing
[21:28:10] <+ed> i'm preparing for a bold attempt at obtaining employment tomorrow
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we
(06:21:37) (feshmania) isn't it amazing how people can just talk to each other in chat
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO
<SnoFox> ICE CREAM MAN IS HERE
<Chris> EXCEPT WHISTLING
<SnoFox> But nobody has money.
<SnoFox> So the ice cream man goes on.
<Aimee> :(
<Aimee> SnoFox: Ask Chris for some ice cream
<Chris> No
<Chris> Don't
<Chris> Or do, I'll kill Aimee
<SnoFox> Chris, may I have some ice cream. Pretty please with sugar on top?
<Chris> Yeah, that's a fair trade
<Aimee> YOU FUCKER
* You have been killed by Chris ((I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
<Chris> EXCEPT WHISTLING
<SnoFox> But nobody has money.
<SnoFox> So the ice cream man goes on.
<Aimee> :(
<Aimee> SnoFox: Ask Chris for some ice cream
<Chris> No
<Chris> Don't
<Chris> Or do, I'll kill Aimee
<SnoFox> Chris, may I have some ice cream. Pretty please with sugar on top?
<Chris> Yeah, that's a fair trade
<Aimee> YOU FUCKER
* You have been killed by Chris ((I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
