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[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero
[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero
[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
<w00t> I love my mother, but not in the same way I love you, Bricker[Sleeping]
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3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.
<ardeth> I have a question.
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.
[21:31:50] <Majic> What do you do for a living? :p
[21:32:59] <JAkeD> I work for a prominent medical facility in Los Angeles, coordinating patients from Southern California, Central Coast, Nevada, and internationally to be treated at said location.
[21:33:07] <JAkeD> IN UR HOSPITAL
[21:33:12] <JAkeD> MOLESTIN UR PATIENTS
[21:32:59] <JAkeD> I work for a prominent medical facility in Los Angeles, coordinating patients from Southern California, Central Coast, Nevada, and internationally to be treated at said location.
[21:33:07] <JAkeD> IN UR HOSPITAL
[21:33:12] <JAkeD> MOLESTIN UR PATIENTS
[18:02] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck sets it down on the table
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:04] * F pushes the stack over
[18:04] * Stealth passes F a soda
[18:04] * F rolls it back-and-forth in frontof her
[18:03] * Plasterduck sets it down on the table
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:03] * Stealth passes Plasterduck a soda
[18:03] * Plasterduck stacks it ontop of the previous one
[18:04] * F pushes the stack over
[18:04] * Stealth passes F a soda
[18:04] * F rolls it back-and-forth in frontof her
[20:32] <Togy> im not gay
[20:32] <Togy> i just like playing ;)
[20:32] <Togy> i just like playing ;)
[11:46] * [DE]Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[11:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P
[11:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P
20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass
