<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night

AND...he strikes once again

<Kumi> feck
<Kumi> Where's that mouse?
<Olli> Further right
<Olli> Oh and partially good news.
<Kumi> Yes?
<Olli> I will go home the usual time tonight.
<Kumi> Also, thanks, Olli.
<Kumi> It was further right >.>
<Olli> Psychic olli strikes again!
<Olli> \o/

[10:04] * nooks is blonde now!!!!
[10:04] * nooks introduces herself to nicki, i'm nooks :D
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> really?
[10:04] <[BRC]Ingus> oh you got it done then
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> You never seemed the dumb blonde type
[10:05] <nooks> i'm not the dumb blonde type i'm just blonde without the dumb!

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<Majic> :D
<Majic> That's just too much fun. :D
<Star> hahaha
<Majic> :D
<Star> he'll come back too
<Star> and then go "DOUBLE U TEE EFF?!"
<Majic> ahaha
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<Star> :D
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22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?

<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far

[19:54] * Craig is now known as FrostyCoolSlut
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> crap
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> TYPO!
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> :/
[19:54] <ViviAway> :o

[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: so in that time
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: i took a shit
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: and made a cup of coffee
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: thats a bloody long intro
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: lol
[01:29] Brain: back
[01:30] Brain: lol
[01:30] Brain: dont get the two muddled up
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: lmao
[01:30] Brain: or youll take a shit in your coffee
[01:30] Brain: :/
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: another 'Yummy' moment, curtosy of Craig Edwards
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: :P
[01:30] * Brain bets youre going 'ewww' now and not feeling thirsty
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug looks at his coffee..
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug throws it out :p
[01:31] Brain: LOL

[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard

I was reading about the internet players like yahoo and this popped up in the article. I find it funny and sad.

[21:54] MKnight: LOL!
[21:55] MKnight: If
[21:55] MKnight: you are wondering what makes Microsoft so heavily visited, a
[21:55] MKnight: combination of Automatic Updates and Windows Genuine Advantage
[21:55] MKnight: checks probably have more to do with that traffic than the MSN
[21:55] MKnight: Butterfly does.