<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)

[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.

[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> eh right
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> I would hate to have to pay for stuff I don't use
[22:59] <%Lowlife> it would be like me paying for my penis
[22:59] <%Lowlife> :D

<ol> if you want to talk about something that we may consider unsuitable, make your own channel
<ol> #pygmy_rape probably isn't registered, for example

[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> heh, fist coma, then highwater
[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> err.
[23:19] <Ib3Nwrk> FIRST coma
[23:19] <HighWater> lol, no I'm fine ^_^
[23:19] <Dr_Kev> OMG
[23:19] <Dr_Kev> LOL
[23:19] <Coma> :|
[23:20] * Pinky gets the lube
[23:20] * Coma runs

[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)

* Anthonywert ([email protected]) has joined #oneclickwifi
<Anthonywert> any1 here alivE?
<hello2u> NO
<hello2u> WE WERE TURNED INTO ZOMBIEZ
<Anthonywert> NOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
* hello2u bites anthony
<hello2u> all except me
<Anthonywert> well then we need to call in the army
<Anthonywert> ok
<Anthonywert> why did u bite me?
<hello2u> what, I did?
* hello2u looks at skin
<hello2u> hmmm
* Anthonywert kicks hello2u in the shin
<hello2u> pale and clammy.... must have been hungry
* hello2u munches on chips
<hello2u> btw ow
<Anthonywert> thats for biting me
<Anthonywert> no biting!
<hello2u> arf arf
<hello2u> You are Legend, I'm the dog
<Anthonywert> aww death by grenade?
<Anthonywert> i dun wanna die
* Anthonywert pulls pin on the grenade and runs into the glass wall
<Anthonywert> *BOOM*
* Anthonywert ish dead
<hello2u> YOU LOSE TO TEH ZOMBIES

<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol

[23:07] <Andres> Microsoft was named by Bill Gates' penis :)
[23:08] <Andres> Micro and soft

(+Stargazer) w00teh: aslb! :)
(%w00teh) aslB? :o
(+Stargazer) age/sex/location/bandwith - get modern *g*
(%w00teh) HAHAA
(%w00teh) I like it :P
(+Om) rofl