[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...

[06:17:28] <Shivari> Do I push hard?
[06:17:35] <+Starnerf> push from the middle
[06:17:35] <Stryc9> fairly hard
[06:17:39] <Shivari> It wans't working before, but I didn't want to break it further
[06:17:42] <+Starnerf> as hard as you need to
[06:17:52] <+Starnerf> dont flex it, press evenly around the ring
[06:18:02] <+Starnerf> use your palm, if necessary
[06:18:02] <Stryc9> when it's lined up it should go in without much force

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[20:37] <Kaiganeru> I need an irc cop please.
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> quite badly.
[20:38] <Beer> what for kaiganeru?
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> For abuse :(

[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
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[01:24:23] -Global- From Ib3N: Everyone wish Craig happy valentine :)
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[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
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[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
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* Proweler is listning to Loreena Mckennitt (Pure Moods) - The Mystic's Dream II.mp3
<Proweler> dreamy shit though
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<Stormscape> dammit Peer lol
<Stormscape> playing: " - Loreena McKennitt - The Two Trees" .:128kbps|Stereo|9:08:.
<Stormscape> that's is some like dreamy shit
<Proweler> lol
<Proweler> never thought my music style would turn up anywhere else :D
<Stormscape> can't get much for weird then 9 minutes of freaky celtic music then some lady that sounds like something from a LSD trip

<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first

* ChanServ sets mode: +o SirOlli
<T-brb> olli, is your name steve?
<SirOlli> no, it's olli
<T-brb> damn
<T-brb> nm then
<SirOlli> that is "oliver"
<SirOlli> why?
<T-brb> doesnt matter
<SirOlli> I'll op you if you won't tell! ;o)
<SirOlli> 3
<SirOlli> 2
<SirOlli> 1
* SirOlli sets mode: +o T-brb
* You were kicked by T-brb (silly bugger :p)

*Om np:[ w00t & Brik - The Porn Collection - Groan 7 ] [ 1:34 / 2:43 ] [ 4056 kbit 96kHz 32bit FLAC (Porno) (Live 28/12/2006 at Brik's mum's house, Norway) ]
(&w00t) 2.43????
(&w00t) I'm not that quick, asshole
*Om snickers
(~Brain) look at the uber quality he encoded your sexual antics at, w00t
(+Brik) true, it's more like 3.12
(~Brain) 4056kb/sec!
(+Brik) auch :(
*w00t smacks Brik
(%ol) probably not enough noises to compress better

(08:28:27 PM) Majic: I have this laptop hooked up on ethernet to another laptop of mine that is sharing the internet connection through the ethernet port from it's wifi card. :p
(08:28:51 PM) vidd: thats the linux spirit!
(08:28:58 PM) Majic: heh
(08:29:04 PM) Majic: almost done downloading
(08:29:09 PM) vidd: hack until it hurts....i mean works!

* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete