<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere

[17:33] * Togy licks vivi
[17:33] <Tomato> lol
[17:33] * eddy licks Togy
[17:34] * Togy humps eddy
[17:34] * eddy moans
[17:34] * Dan_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:34] * ol gets the tissues
[17:34] * eddy gets vaseline
[17:35] * Karate|AFK gets a firehose
[17:35] <eddy> someone better not dare quote that
[17:35] * Karate|AFK sprays the two down

<SubmissiveSporks> ok, i give up
<SubmissiveSporks> :P
<typobox43> lol
<SubmissiveSporks> and i havent even started yet
<SubmissiveSporks> hows THAT for submissive
<WorkingD> i seen better

-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: If anyone here lives within 3 miles of Acton Green Common in London, and is currently shooting off fireworks, can you please stop? the explosions are giving me a headache :( - Thanks :D


-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: and as a more curious question.. does anyone here actually live within 3 miles of acton green common? Fancy going for a beer? :D

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<Soo> So we're all retarded. That settles it.
* Higurashi gives voice to user
<user> o.o
<where> :O
<where> A user!
<Soo> It's very long and complicated to explain, user
* where stares at user
<where> lol
<where> I think user can understand how voicing works, Soo
<Soo> but basically it boils down to myself, where and weedot being muppets.
<Soo> Um, where?
<where> :q
<Soo> You just proved my point.
* where faceplams

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.

[17:08] <goose> * DarkTruth swallows SHK whole :3
[17:09] <goose> <SHK> kinky
[17:09] <goose> <DarkTruth> and the stomach acid killed you
[17:09] <goose> UBER KINKY
[17:09] <DarkTruth> xD
[17:09] <DarkTruth> your next goose
[17:09] <goose> :p
[17:09] <DarkTruth> <3
[17:09] * goose hides behind Lizzy|Zzzz
[17:09] <goose> don't let her hurt me!!
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Silly Goose

LaptopChris> goose bumps
<Quiet_Mina> I have had a shiver run down my spine, but my skin has never bumped up.
<Melissa> they go away really quick
<LaptopChris> yeah
<Melissa> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Goosebumps.jpg/400px-Goosebumps.jpg her legs have slight goosebumps i guess?
<LaptopChris> hahaha grapey
<LaptopChris> like that's what I'm gonna look at ;P
<Melissa> ?
<Aristeo> I can't see her legs, her boobs are in the way
<Melissa> O.O
<LaptopChris> exactly
<LaptopChris> although I think the goosebumps are on her boobs
<Melissa> omg
* Melissa dies
<Melissa> i thought those were her knees
<Melissa> :")
<LaptopChris> ?
<LaptopChris> ROFL
<Melissa> i didn't see the picture right or i would never have linked it
<Melissa> :P

<Eithne> Uh. We were talking about my possible death and destruction, and then I rebooted.
<Cathartis> you can regenerate, right?

<Magnus> Freddo!
<Magnus> Yes.
<Milanius> Freddo, after this sharade in the 'confession' thread on TESF I have to aks you...
<Milanius> ...are you a hot swedich blond female??
<Freddo> YES!
<Freddo> :D
<Milanius> O_O
<Milanius> I KNEW IT !!
<APY> :(
* Magnus gasps at Freddo's confession!
<Magnus> X|
<Milanius> :|
* Magnus puts Milanius in a sailboat.
<Milanius> :D