* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...

[05:35:58] * Nanu ambushez.
[05:36:12] * Nanu hidez behind PoHa
[05:36:56] * PoHa| slawdrz Nanu
[05:37:01] <egel> oh you're reading Erikson? nice.

I was reading about the internet players like yahoo and this popped up in the article. I find it funny and sad.

[21:54] MKnight: LOL!
[21:55] MKnight: If
[21:55] MKnight: you are wondering what makes Microsoft so heavily visited, a
[21:55] MKnight: combination of Automatic Updates and Windows Genuine Advantage
[21:55] MKnight: checks probably have more to do with that traffic than the MSN
[21:55] MKnight: Butterfly does.

#lamer

<mmind> yes. you're all a bunch of lamers
<mmind> i'm glad i'm not in this channel
<mmind> wait

(%notpeng) Unreal is still cooler. >.>
(@Lauren) <.<
(@Lauren) no
(+xptek) Unreal is nasty.
(+Om) Unreal < low paid immigrant workers with telnet < *
(+xptek) The immigrants have an awesome cryptlink
(+xptek) They send the messages from immigrant-to-immigrant in Spanish then output it in English.
(+Om) lol
(+Om) It's not plaintext Spanish either, it's encrypted again with a choice of unintelligible accents :)
(+xptek) lol
(+xptek) Salted Spanish
(@Lauren) hmm
(@Lauren) did they convert to Serbian and back, too?
(@Lauren) just to make it more confusing?

[20:13] * [BRC]Ingus should be able to make his own threads sticky ;/
[20:15] <Lowlife> umm
[20:15] <Lowlife> <.<
[20:15] <Lowlife> >.>
[20:15] <[BRC]Ingus> no!

[04:45] * &Majic encyclopediadramatic's
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol

<Antipaticu`> recruit...make smth special;)
<Antipaticu`> handjobs,etc.ppl like things like this
<Antipaticu`> ;)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> or give them private partys with girls
<Antipaticu`> :p
<[RoF]DarkRuler> on the webcam
<NBH|php> we wont have more players
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> like we do
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> hehe
<[RoF]DarkRuler> Antipaticu` lose the last party
<NBH|php> girls are much cheapter in romania than here
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we has off-line
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cheap?
<Antipaticu`> stfuuuuuuu
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we don't pay lol
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :P
<Antipaticu`> why you remind me everytime you see me?
<[RoF]DarkRuler> gtg,mom has to work on the pc
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cya
<NBH|php> lol
<Antipaticu`> bye:p
<NBH|php> so the girl is your mum?
<Antipaticu`> huahauaha...
<NBH|php> wtf
<NBH|php> i need to quote that
<Antipaticu`> ur mother is using ur ym
<Antipaticu`> ?

[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol

<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>
<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>/
<FatChops> I have to change my pasword now!