[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth

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<arsen> hi all
* Ib3N removes arsen's n
<arsen> what does arse means ?
<Ib3N> It means you are a great person
<arsen> thx Ib3N
<Ib3N> np :)
<arsen> i need some help
<arsen> with my winbot
<Ib3N> so If you meet a englishman, and you are grateful, tell him he's a arse
<arsen> :>
<arsen> mmm iknow one here at naples
<Ib3N> :)
<arsen> maybe i will tell him
<arsen> :D
<Ib3N> yup :)

(BlindFool): Pred, enough on the Football, you spend more time reversing decisions than a french tank so your say is void

<w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :))))
<w00t[phone> ehm
<w00t[phone> wrong window
<w00t[phone> bad client
<Majic> w00t, I dare you to yell "BOOOOOOOOOOMB!"
* w00t[phone smacks
<Star> hahaha
<Star> XD
<Majic> or..."LIPBALM!!!!"
<Majic> :p
<ed> lmfao
* w00t[phone hides
<Majic> Dare you. :p
<ed> [08:40:12] <w00t[phone> your hair is beautiful :)))) <-- aww so is yours w00t :)))) <3
<Star> it would've been better if he had said "your penis is so long" or something
<xptek> LOL
<w00t[phone> fuck you
<Majic> Triple-dog dare you.
<w00t[phone> all.
<Star> that would be my quit message until the day I die.
<xptek> w00t's just mad because he has bad hair.
* Majic plays with w00ts hair.
<w00t[phone> with a 25 inch rubber dick.

<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

[17:30] * BrainAway is now back: [xmas shoppage :D] left at [13:38:26] gone for [3:58:29]
[17:30] * BrainAway is now known as [Brain]
[17:30] * LaptopBrain sets mode: +b *!*brain@*.chatspike.net
[17:30] * [Brain] was kicked by LaptopBrain (CTCP flooder)

Go brain go ;)

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<webs> :D
<Brain> it probably means 'dog' in french
<Brain> (j/k)
<Ib3N> lol

[20:49] <Elf> [20:43] <Magnus> Spore is meh going down well at e3 tho
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[20:52] <Ib> spore is going down on E3? ..wow... gives cybersex a new meaning
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[20:53] <w00t> haha
[20:53] * w00t goes down on Ib
[20:53] <Elf> O_O
[20:53] <Karate> . . .
[20:53] <Ib> w00t, more tounge bitch
[20:53] <Karate> . . .
[20:54] <Matty|WoW> Somebody has to put that on quote spike <:P

[15:26] <Togy> you got xmonic viv
[15:26] * Marie looks at Togy
[15:26] <Marie> I WANT!
[15:26] <Togy> so i get marie and her family ;)
[15:26] * Vivi shrugs
[15:27] <Togy> you can have when you visit ;)

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that