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#1210 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-11-20 01:17:35
02:16 <nenolod> /msg aquanight see hot tits in action in http://goatse.ca
02:16 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
02:16 <aquanight> damn. did that site move again?
02:16 <aquanight> I used to remember it being .cx
#538 (0)
Posted by Killertv @ 2005-12-22 18:17:57
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) What do you need a penis for?
[6:14] ! @Khimaera doesn't
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) yes you do khim :P
[6:14] @(Khimaera) Well I suppose I could use one to attack people with
#647 (-1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-09-09 10:11:46
[19:10] * w00teh is stupid..
[19:10] <Brick> yeah
[19:10] <Craig> [10:10] * w00teh is stupid.. <-- QFT
[19:10] <Brick> brik is on the laptop
[19:10] <w00teh> QFT?
[19:11] <w00teh> Brick: ya, figured :)
[19:11] <Brick> quote fucking this?
[19:11] <Craig> indeed :p
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#432 (3)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2005-01-16 22:05:58
<DarkLiege> what were you waiting for grapey?
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
#21 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:35
[22:49] <Guest4179> i wanna finger myself
#1503 (6)
Posted by Sacho @ 2010-02-16 08:11:52
<n00p> Zhivago: I like that word... "obtuse"
<Jafet> It's a cute word.
<Zhivago> jafet: Indeed.
<SlashLife> Jafet: Talking about Word 2003?
<Jafet> No, there is no more outlook for that word.
<Sacho> It excels in making a point.
<SlashLife> Sacho: A power point?
#639 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-23 10:17:27
<-- Pussi has quit ([CS] Quit: Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.)
#243 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:04
<Chop-Suey> i find the people who do the slam dunk's karaokes
<Chop-Suey> how I do a karaoke??
<@Namu> well, you goto a karaoke bar , order a room and sing in it
<Chop-Suey> where is the karaoke bar??
<@Namu> madrid?
<@TimberWolf> that bar is a blast
#488 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-20 21:38:55
* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli