13:30:22 [%Rane] Hi
13:30:34 [sonoio] io sono italiano
13:30:59 [%Rane] English pease.
13:31:04 [%Rane] please, even.
13:31:17 [%Rane] See, I can't even be nice properly.

[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes

14:23:11 [Doc] I prefer to explore people in my own way and on my own time :)
14:23:28 [+goose] Doc: define your own way so I can have another good quotespike quote
14:24:19 [Doc] I am not a quotespike quote generator :p
14:24:49 [+goose] (since jaws doesn't ennunciate caps, this is all in caps) YES YOU ARE NOW GIMME QUOTE

20:33 <J> dude change the symbols
20:33 <J> like the + and @
20:33 <J> im sick of those
20:33 <matt> you can't
20:33 <J> well then its not fully customizable now is it
20:33 <matt> that's embeded into irc clients, not ircds
20:33 <matt> you tard and a half

<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p

[05:35:58] * Nanu ambushez.
[05:36:12] * Nanu hidez behind PoHa
[05:36:56] * PoHa| slawdrz Nanu
[05:37:01] <egel> oh you're reading Erikson? nice.

[05:28:27] <Karate> yah, cuz like, im so buff and all
[05:28:46] <JakeD> You are. You're like Bruce Lee with a vagina.

20:52:22 -!- chast [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:52:37 < chast> I'm having a big bug in 2.0
20:52:56 < chast> For some reason it wont lemme compile under windows xp

<Duck> 8=D
<Duck> Solve this equation
<Curly> D=(-8)^2
<Curly> oh wait
<Curly> nooooooo
<Duck> lmao
<Curly> *stabs her sleepy brain*
<Duck> you tried to solve 8=D
<Duck> rofl
<Curly> it's penis :X
<Duck> I KNOW LOL

[15:14:41] <Elf> yeah, keeps breast moist
[15:15:15] <Elf> no matter what u do to chicken, how much stuffing/butter/anything u try to keep it moist, breast usually drys up a bit
[15:15:20] <Elf> LOL
[15:15:28] <Elf> yarrrrr