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#1681 (2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-03-20 21:33:43
[15:38] <F> Good afternoon, Doc.
[15:39] <Doc> howdy, ma'am
[15:41] <Doc> when I was at the courhouse this morning (for jury duty), I overheard a guy talking to his wife... "Honey, how about we go dancing tonight?" She answered, "Babe, you dance like a named M&M" :)
[15:41] <Doc> er, naked
[15:42] <F> That does not sound like something I would want to see.
#1276 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-11 23:25:54
* Aristeo is now known as PriestAristeo
* w00t_ is now known as GOD
* PriestAristeo has quit (Killed (GOD (Smited.)))
#181 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:03:30
<ol> nick ident @ hostname
--> duckman ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<+aksel> k...

Oper 6th sense strikes again
#708 (0)
Posted by Andy @ 2005-12-16 00:44:50
-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...

<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
#1111 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-04-23 06:51:34
[22:45:12]<Majic|Homework> [Now Playing]: "Higher Power" by Boston at 320 kbps.
[22:45:42]<cracklemonkey> gttt
[22:45:44]<cracklemonkey> grrrr*
[22:45:51]<cracklemonkey> vlc keeps crashing on me when I try to open a file
[22:46:45]<Majic|Homework> ahahah
[22:46:53]<Majic|Homework> file/pr0n
[22:47:01]<cracklemonkey> Like I said
[22:47:02]<cracklemonkey> I'm busy
[22:47:12]<Majic|Homework> Finding a tube sock?
[22:47:25]<cracklemonkey> No
[22:47:28]<cracklemonkey> A good player
[22:47:31]<cracklemonkey> Already have the sock
#185 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:32
~20:02:30~ <kittie> ok...have to go snuggle with my kitten :)
~20:02:37~ <Craig|Away> *coughs*pussy*coughs*
#457 (1)
Posted by Matty @ 2005-02-14 22:47:50
<Chad> Honestly, how do you manage to feed yourself?
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.
#981 (1)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-10-22 21:52:03
16:47 | <Snorglorf> What if I wanna access your mom?
16:47 | <Mahadeva> and all that makes it soo fuckin slow
16:47 | <ed> dance ejay 7 > fruity loops
16:47 | ~ Mahadeva has kicked Snorglorf from #soapspike [Mahadeva]
16:47 | Snorglorf ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
16:48 | <Snorglorf> IT WASNT ME
16:48 | <Mahadeva> we already have majic :p
16:48 | @ ed sets mode : +vv MKnight Snorglorf
16:48 | <Snorglorf> You kicked me before I could say OPEN C:\Mom\legs
16:49 | <MKnight> run c:/your being a dick
16:49 | <Snorglorf> I'm immature, stfu
16:49 | <Snorglorf> :D
16:49 | <ed> lmfao
16:49 | <ed> cock
16:49 | <Mahadeva> whats your fucking oink ratio?
16:50 | *Star sucks ed
16:50 | <ed> RUN C:/Mahadeva's_Mum/Cock.exe
#976 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-18 02:19:42
* Canada has joined #chatspike
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Yay! :p
#475 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-09 20:46:39
20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass