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#591 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-02 08:40:32
<@Craig> soon (tm)
<@Craig> The word 'soon' is a registered trademark of darkgalaxy.com hereby referred to as Zedd And Scan Inc, a wholly owned subsidary of 'when we can be arsed' enterprises
#251 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:00
Martel: okay, what the hell is wrong with my computer
Martel: it keeps turning itself off
Martel: or something
Larks: fan working?
Martel: actually its more like going into sleep mode while i'm in the middle of doing something except it wont wake up and it is still responsive enough to eject the cd drive
Larks: thats weird
*** Martel has signed off (Connection reset by peer)
#326 (2)
Posted by john @ 2004-11-23 23:02:41
<JediIgor> Yeah Mech, and who do you think visits IGN? Stupid, lazy, and dumb people
<@Dave> you visited IGN
#759 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2006-03-28 22:51:52
<Craig> well, my EternalStorm tops the google rankings
<Craig> and it wasn't impresivly hard to do
<[GalGen]Damien> blowjob to google ceo?
* [GalGen]Damien hides
<Craig> didn't even need to do that
<Craig> was on my 'todo' list though, just in case

--
Damien Sucks.. i mean.. really (More than me anyway) - C
#622 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-27 05:00:27
[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!
#1009 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-11-05 00:11:28
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: If anyone here lives within 3 miles of Acton Green Common in London, and is currently shooting off fireworks, can you please stop? the explosions are giving me a headache :( - Thanks :D


-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: and as a more curious question.. does anyone here actually live within 3 miles of acton green common? Fancy going for a beer? :D
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#1366 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-14 05:50:37
<goose> !weather 78617
<Plasterduck> Location: Del Valle, Texas, Updated: 11:37 PM CDT on September 13, 2009, Temp: 72.3F, Wind Chill: N/AF, Dew Point: 70F, Humidity: 93%, Pressure: 29.72 in., Conditions: Mostly Cloudy, Wind: N/A, Visibility: N/A miles
<goose> !weather hell
<Plasterduck> Location: Hell, Michigan, Updated: 12:38 AM EDT on September 14, 2009, Temp: 60.1F, Wind Chill: N/AF, Dew Point: 54F, Humidity: 81%, Pressure: 30.06 in., Conditions: Clear, Wind: N/A, Visibility: N/A miles
<goose> !weather heaven
<Plasterduck> Invalid location. Please try another location.
<goose> we're all screwed
#158 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:52
notice from MemoServ: You have 538 new memos. Type /MSG MemoServ READ NEW to read them.

^I think I'm finally popular!!
#263 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:10
[15:45] <Alpheous> quick, name a good old song!
[15:45] <Alpheous> :p
[15:45] <Avengeful> **** it i dont want you back you ***
[15:45] <Avengeful> Like a Virgin
[15:45] <Alpheous> thats your wife not a song