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#80 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:00:53
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready
#805 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-06-08 22:36:49
<ClickHappy> I'm heterosexual
#1220 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2007-12-27 21:49:08
<ol> but I'm reserving the right to future leather related testicle surgery
#891 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-16 04:47:22
[20:43] <Majic> You saw nothing.
[20:43] <Majic> You're dreaming....
[20:43] <Majic> You're in your bed.
[20:43] <Majic> All snuggly and warm...
[20:43] <Blankie> No...
[20:43] <Majic> And you're thinking...
[20:43] <Blankie> I am snuggly and warm
[20:43] <Majic> "Damn, Majic is so hawt."
[20:43] <Majic> And you're hugging a teddy bear.
[20:45] <Blankie> lol
[20:45] <Blankie> no
[20:45] <Blankie> i'm sitting
[20:45] <Blankie> wearing like, underwear
[20:45] <Blankie> and it's hot
[20:45] <Blankie> that's what it is
[20:45] <Majic> 0.o
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Blankie is smart. Blankie is nice. Blankie is honest. You should all be like Blankie.
#1616 (2)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-06-04 18:28:11
.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
#1310 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-05-11 20:19:49
<goose> how exactly does karma work anyways?
<goose> karma goose
<Sporks> goose has a karma of 4
<Olli> depending on how much people give a damn about using the karma-function
<Lenny> most forget about it as it's not used to much
<Olli> there's better ways of showing appreciation ;)
<Lenny> of coures there is
* Lenny hugs Olli
* Lenny hugs goose
<Olli> for example ;)
<goose> then, there's goose, who just has to over do everything
* goose sacrifices a small goat to Olli
<Olli> what?
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> you bastard!
<Olli> you utter utter...
<Olli> small goat.
<Olli> SMALL.
<Olli> pfff.
<Olli> a goat!
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> pfff
* goose sacrifices an orphan to Olli
<goose> happy?
<Lenny> ROFL
<Olli> in the good old times I'd 'Ve got a bull
<Olli> oh
<Olli> goose!
<Lenny> lol
* Olli looks benevolent at goose
<Olli> blessings upon you
#370 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-12-21 13:04:00
<Craig> sounds like a good idea :p
<Craig> i cant promise it immediatly atm though
<Craig> but i will get to it :p
<Ib3N> pf.
<Ib3N> just set us up a invision
<Ib3N> or a phpbb
--- You have been kicked from #opers by Craig (language :/ 57)
#1008 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-03 05:44:04
<Majic> *pulls out a handkerchief and dries JakeD's eyes*
<JakeD> That's what your adoration brings out in me. The desire to poop.
#1716 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-28 00:34:16
[00:44] <Curly> this was a bad idea..
[00:45] <Curly> friend invited me to a dating site and I made a profile for the hell of it
[00:45] <Curly> now my email inbox is constantly flooding with notifications :|
[00:45] <Andres> To be fair, you are very attractive.
[00:49] <NewClassic> Quite so.
[00:52] <Zyferus> agreed
#199 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:42
[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?