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#1395 (2)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2009-10-11 17:16:18
<Tril> 10 guys at once, that's a personal best
#1594 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-17 04:23:49
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question

#1271 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2008-08-16 05:00:46
LaptopChris> goose bumps
<Quiet_Mina> I have had a shiver run down my spine, but my skin has never bumped up.
<Melissa> they go away really quick
<LaptopChris> yeah
<Melissa> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Goosebumps.jpg/400px-Goosebumps.jpg her legs have slight goosebumps i guess?
<LaptopChris> hahaha grapey
<LaptopChris> like that's what I'm gonna look at ;P
<Melissa> ?
<Aristeo> I can't see her legs, her boobs are in the way
<Melissa> O.O
<LaptopChris> exactly
<LaptopChris> although I think the goosebumps are on her boobs
<Melissa> omg
* Melissa dies
<Melissa> i thought those were her knees
<Melissa> :")
<LaptopChris> ?
<LaptopChris> ROFL
<Melissa> i didn't see the picture right or i would never have linked it
<Melissa> :P
#601 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-09 03:13:18
* SirOlli returns from Italy-Away after 5 days Italy => IT'S JULY!
<SirOlli> nighty night
* Quits: SirOlli ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Know this one? Two Americans, a German and a Canadian are sitting outside of a pizzeria in Tivoli/Italy)

We missed you Olli :)
#1141 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2007-06-03 21:36:13
<ol> theres a piano player in the lobby of terminal E, and she's pretty good
<ClaireBear> lol
<Olli> lol
<Olli> 24/7 ?
<Sporks> 3.42857142857143
* Olli hits Sporks
* Sporks Hits Olli with a shovel. From an excavator.
<ol> dunno
<Olli> that hurt...
<Sporks> that is what you get for starting the pillowfight


Sometimes I wonder how much of Sporks really is a bot...
#1068 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-01-17 23:51:01
[Wed,3:45:55p] <w00t> if any blowing is gonna happen there, I'll blow brik


#239 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:14
[15:27:02] <InLove> honestly, all i do in the shower is get clean. :p
[15:27:06] <InLove> well
[15:27:13] <InLove> uh
[15:27:24] <InLove> anyways,
[15:27:33] * InLove lays still on the bed, trying to recover
[15:27:40] <Dauthi> Sure
[15:27:56] <Dauthi> showerhead on massage function ?:P
[15:28:06] <InLove> hahahahahaha
[15:28:11] <InLove> not this showerhead, it sucks. :p
[15:28:16] <Dauthi> lol
[15:28:28] <Hood> sucks ^_^
#1690 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-28 15:33:49
[15:29:22] * vtgtgtgt ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:29:42] <vtgtgtgt> hey
[15:29:51] <vtgtgtgt> is this the elements forum?
[15:30:22] <titsos> nossa nossa
[15:30:26] <titsos> assim voce me mata
[15:30:29] <titsos> ai se eu te pego
[15:30:31] <titsos> :p
[15:30:49] <vtgtgtgt> who is this fag
[15:32:07] <vtgtgtgt> chupame cabea
[15:32:43] * vtgtgtgt ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#1586 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-04 05:53:26
[18:05] <ElderKain> Veal Soup....
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> Don't ask on this one.
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> This was a deviation from the novel.
[18:06] <ElderKain> lol
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> The novel has Pollyanna delivery "calf's foot jelly".
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> *delivering
[18:07] <ElderKain> O.o
[18:07] <ElderKain> that sounds worse!
[18:07] <ElderKain> no wonder it was changed, lol
[18:07] <ElderKain> the lesser of 2 evils, lol
#1389 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-07 20:39:56
[16:14:18] <~Hisakata|Deaded> She does. I haven't plowed my fields for weeks.