JediIgor has just been arguing.....extensively:

(JediIgor) Geez, is anyone older than 18 here

Yet, a little log searching found this:

(DarkMouse) How old are you JediIgor
(JediIgor) 17

after Brain telling us about iPocket, things went mad...
-LaptopBrain- Attention everyone. Being as every retailer in the UK seems to have lost their mind, and is blindly copying apple by sticking a lower case 'i' on the start of names in a vain hope they'll sell, we will from next week be renaming chatspike to iChatspike. Thank you :P (yes im JOKING damnit)

within the next seconds...

* ed|towel is now known as iEd
<Ishamael> OH NOES
* SirOlli is now known as iOlli
* Magnus is now known as iMagnus
* LaptopBrain is now known as iLaptopBrain
* Om is now known as iOm
* iProweler has joined #chatspike
* ol is now known as iOl
* AttilatheHun is now known as iRobot
* Lowlife is now known as ilowlfe
* Anders is now known as iAnders
* iMagnus is new, improved... sleeky and POWERFUL!
<iMagnus> But nothing runs on me :(

22:48:53 <Alex> t1s: you there?
23:37:12 this.quit = new Quit(t1s, [email protected], "Operation timed out");
23:45:35 <Alex> I'll take that as a yes

1812 (@FrostyCoolSlug) BETA SIGNUPS ENABLED.

07:23:58 this.join = new Join("Yakitori", [email protected], #inspircd);
07:24:00 // "+v Yakitori" by ChanServ
07:24:09 Yakitori ls
07:24:18 Yakitori hlp
07:24:21 Yakitori help
07:24:25 Yakitori dr
07:24:26 Adremelech ....
07:24:26 Yakitori cd
07:24:30 Yakitori cd
07:24:36 this.part = new Part(Yakitori, [email protected], "");
07:24:39 Adremelech wtf
07:25:35 pLaYa lol
07:26:13 Majic|Irssi ahahaha

<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P

[18:52] <Azador`> i'm afraid of coma
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep

[11:33:03] <+^MeM^> so if there was a dog in one room, might be a vampire or something or a health pack
[11:33:56] <+Ish|aweh> joy ?
[11:33:58] <Togy> it\'s nice to know the undead keep health packs handy for those trying to defeat them
[11:34:05] <+Ish|aweh> LOOOOOL

[21:31] <Tatsyrup> layz, can you not try and insert something in me everytime I am not looking?
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad slave
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad

[16:57] <Howie> its like hurt on the inside.
[16:57] <Archy`> I think he was on about your penis
[16:57] <cracklemonkey> Yes it does hurt on the inside
[16:58] * coco thinks Howie and cracklemonkey shouldn't put things inside if it hurts
[16:58] <cracklemonkey> But I have no other pleasure
[16:58] <Howie> lol.
[16:58] <coco> lol
[16:58] <Howie> Peng giggles and nods.