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[19:30:33] <Majic> I mean, big means something to grab onto. Muscular means Lowie. And TAN means hawt. :p
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha
<AwgMotH> FUCK MY FINAL EXAMS!
* Bernhammer fucks AwgMotH's final exams.
<Bernhammer> anything else you want me to do?
<AwgMotH> no that was about it
<AwgMotH> ty
<Bernhammer> my pleasure
<Bernhammer> you better believe it was my pleasure :D
<AwgMotH> but i guess i had to tell u my exams are gay...
* Bernhammer already knew
<AwgMotH> but then...
<AwgMotH> that makes you...
<AwgMotH> gross!
<Bernhammer> ha ha
* Bernhammer fucks AwgMotH's final exams.
<Bernhammer> anything else you want me to do?
<AwgMotH> no that was about it
<AwgMotH> ty
<Bernhammer> my pleasure
<Bernhammer> you better believe it was my pleasure :D
<AwgMotH> but i guess i had to tell u my exams are gay...
* Bernhammer already knew
<AwgMotH> but then...
<AwgMotH> that makes you...
<AwgMotH> gross!
<Bernhammer> ha ha
[13:53] <Craig-Away> lol
[13:53] <Craig-Away> BigD is on the Battlefield server
[13:54] <Ish|aweh> he has such a busy life
[13:54] <Craig-Away> i have an urge to find the 'Ban' Button :p
[13:53] <Craig-Away> BigD is on the Battlefield server
[13:54] <Ish|aweh> he has such a busy life
[13:54] <Craig-Away> i have an urge to find the 'Ban' Button :p
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
<Efreak> your feces are your children DONT KILL THEM!!!!!
<Efreak> speaking of feces...bbl
<Efreak> speaking of feces...bbl
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[12:57] <Majic> lol
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[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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*also loves /saquit*
[12:57] <Majic> lol
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[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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<Aristeo> For some reason, every time I see "phpMyAdmin", I read "Pimp My Admin"
<Zathman> gline dotslasher ?
<dotslasher> May The Fleas of a thousand Camels infest Zathman's lower regions............
<Zathman> may legions of crabs and bed-bugs feast upon thy nethers dotslasher
<Ib3N> aww. bugs 'n flies gets all the fun :/
<dotslasher> May The Fleas of a thousand Camels infest Zathman's lower regions............
<Zathman> may legions of crabs and bed-bugs feast upon thy nethers dotslasher
<Ib3N> aww. bugs 'n flies gets all the fun :/
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<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|
<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
