[11:49] <+Andres> .bidoof breaks the code.
[11:49] <+Andres> D:
[11:49] <+Xitel> I broke him :P
[11:49] <%Twilight-> O_O just a sec
[11:49] <+Xitel> VICTORY
[11:49] <+Andres> he blew his head off
[11:49] <+Andres> No wonder he is not talking
[11:50] <%Twilight-> .bidoof love me
[11:50] <+Xitel> I claim to be victorius
[11:50] <%Twilight-> ... try again
[11:51] <+Andres> .bidoof announces Xitel victorious.
[11:51] * Andres was kicked by Bidoof (announces Xitel victorious.)

<Vasindi> I can't wait to start my new job tomorrow.
<Vasindi> Well. I won't actually be doing *real* work. it's more like an apprenticeship for the first two weeks
<Sabriel> in?
<tomandy> law?
<Vasindi> XD
<Vasindi> I wish.
<Vasindi> I'm learning cookie decorating

* +FBI starts snortin
<+FBI> mmmm cock

* +goose stabs hello2u in the eye
<+goose> poked you back
* +hello2u pokes goose with his dead eyeball
<+hello2u> .P
<+Doc> I will not sit still for such blatant eyeball abuse!
* +Doc stands up

<InitHello> packing penis!
<Kumi> oh sweet jesus it's massive


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[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best

Quotespike said it was too long, so here's a pastebin instead: http://pastebin.com/nsnT6YhL

<Dr_Kev> Im sure there is someone out there blind enough to think im sexy
<Dr_Kev> just a matter of time before I trip over her guide dog

<[Brain]> useless fact of the day #666: in america, 12 people every year die on the toilet of brain haemorrages from pushing too hard
<typobox43> ROFL
* typobox43 passes it on
<[Brain]> :P
<Pinky> thanks for sharing:P

(%John) Pfft. PDF is kind of like anal sex. No matter what you use it on, it's still going to be a shitty experience.