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#523 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-17 14:20:49
[23:19:12] * @w00t molests ol
[23:19:13] <+RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Overall rating: 22/100
[23:19:21] <@w00t> oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
[23:19:50] * You were killed by ol (dev.elitepimp.com!ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))
#1782 (1)
Posted by Arsenic @ 2015-09-05 14:47:32
[09:39:12] * Finder ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
[09:43:37] * Finder ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#1779 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-26 18:45:54
<Sun-Wukong> I don't have a toilet
<Sun-Wukong> I'm a monkey
<Sun-Wukong> I just fling it at my enemies
#298 (0)
Posted by typobox43 @ 2004-11-10 20:26:37
<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep
#346 (0)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-12-02 05:07:05
[23:03] <Smithy> Will in a sex, checking email.
[23:03] <Smithy> ..sec.
[23:03] <Smithy> -_-
[23:04] <LouWeeJee> ...both are good
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#578 (0)
Posted by Andres @ 2008-09-03 03:37:53
[05:35:58] * Nanu ambushez.
[05:36:12] * Nanu hidez behind PoHa
[05:36:56] * PoHa| slawdrz Nanu
[05:37:01] <egel> oh you're reading Erikson? nice.
#1160 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-07-24 12:43:49
<Fat_Tony> does that mean your a girl
<ThePacifist> nope
<Fat_Tony> sorry, it seemed to imply it
<ThePacifist> hehe
<ThePacifist> yeah...
<ThePacifist> lets guess my age^^
* Fat_Tony is now known as Fat_Tony|Weights
<Fat_Tony|Weights> k
<Excal> 12
<Fat_Tony|Weights> fuck u
#382 (1)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-31 20:00:12
<Ghost> Brain: Could it be possible for you to send a global message telling people to privmsg me? ;)
<Brain> region locked UK drives?
<Brain> lol
<Brain> sure Ghost but why?
<Brain> are you quite prepared for that?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> bored i guess
<Ghost> I want to test a thing.
<Ghost> I am prepared to get 100-500 or something of them..
<Brain> ok only this once
<Ghost> Thx.
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> .-bender.chatspike.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Ghost [Ping timeout]
<Ghost> I haven't ping timeoutted?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you lag now:P
<Ghost> I don't lag..
-> [[BRC]Odin] PING
<Ghost> Brain: Are you going to do it sometime soon?
[[BRC]Odin PING reply]: 1sec
<Brain> thing is i think Ghost is expecting them all to come along at once
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> [Ghost] PING reply]: 100.000sec
* [OPA]spaceRaptor shrugs
<Ghost> 100s nah..
<Ghost> Only 5 so far..
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you lagged out just did not realise it
<Brain> too lagged to notice?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> y:P
#943 (2)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 16:50:11
<w00t> I love my mother, but not in the same way I love you, Bricker[Sleeping]

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