<Dnfforever> Am I the only one who sees a drowning man when I type lol
<Dnfforever> ?
<xag> O_O
<xag> yes

<AwgMotH> english was a piece of cake
<Bernhammer> says the guy who has it as his first language
<AwgMotH> first?
<AwgMotH> it's not my first language
<Bernhammer> not mine either
<Bernhammer> Profanity was my first language.
<Z> Mine was BASIC
<Z> I was all "10 print mom, 20 print mom, 30 print can I have come ice cream?"

* Andy hides behind Karate
<Majic> I wouldn't do that...
<Majic> Karate doesn't like anyone but Elfy "hiding" behind her.

<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!

[11:08] * DarkSide twiddles Mem's nips
[11:08] <DarkSide> oh shit
[11:08] * Gadeia is now known as Gadaway
[11:08] <DarkSide> lol
[11:08] <DarkSide> srry viv

[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row

[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p

<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword

<lz|g0ne> I\'m still waiting to work out how to use this jizz dispenser of his :)
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper

<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k