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#1234 (0)
Posted by tavikas @ 2008-02-14 22:02:52
* [BR]Flake is now known as BTS
* [BR]batu is now known as Fighters
* Fighters escapes from BTS
* Bandiit is now known as Destroyer
<BTS> w00t!?
* Destroyer humps BTS
<Fighters> shit I'm plural
* BTS runs away
<BTS> or..
<BTS> flies away?
<[BR]String> oh the mystery!
* Destroyer uses his HUGE main cannon on BTS
<BTS> OMG
* BTS orders some fighters and bombers as a shield
* [BR]String watches as the Destroyers projectiles penetrate the Battleships mighty armour
* Fighters still run away
* [BR]Tuisk is now known as Stardestroyer
<Fighters> not my battle
* Stardestroyer pwns you all

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It was much longer, but i can use only 1024 symbols
#489 (2)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-21 23:36:41
* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete
#1637 (3)
Posted by peachykeen @ 2011-07-26 01:55:05
<I> Religion?
<Sporks> Religion is the module which lets you decide where to go when you die().
<peachykeen> lol sporks
* Sporks is a jewbot
<Curly> o.O
<peachykeen> :O
<I> ...hahah.
#1384 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-05 20:22:56
<goose> always shooting me down
* goose cries
<Shawn> After you get the surgery, maybe.
<Shawn> but not before.
* Shawn isn't into guys
<goose> did Shawn just admit having a fetish for post-op transvestites?
#1518 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-05-27 01:23:21
<SnoFox> ICE CREAM MAN IS HERE
<Chris> EXCEPT WHISTLING
<SnoFox> But nobody has money.
<SnoFox> So the ice cream man goes on.
<Aimee> :(
<Aimee> SnoFox: Ask Chris for some ice cream
<Chris> No
<Chris> Don't
<Chris> Or do, I'll kill Aimee
<SnoFox> Chris, may I have some ice cream. Pretty please with sugar on top?
<Chris> Yeah, that's a fair trade
<Aimee> YOU FUCKER
* You have been killed by Chris ((I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
#452 (1)
Posted by Dooie @ 2005-02-07 19:47:32
[08:40] <@Dekar> where's my whili?
[08:40] <+Heutink> in your righthand
[08:40] <+Heutink> now stop pulling it
#1329 (25)
Posted by chaz @ 2009-08-16 14:45:13
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
#1137 (0)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-05-28 16:47:55
ok. I know it is nothing to do with chatspike. but I found the phrasing humerous.


4:42:11 PM <Hiyo_Rogo> Seems NIO is trying to copy us, again. They are setting up their own investment plan.:/

4:43:21 PM <Execurus_Edun> whats the National Indoor Orangutang got to do with investment plans
#528 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-24 11:01:15
[19:52:12] * Brik sets mode: +ooo ol Togy w00t
[19:56:07] <@Togy> \o/
[19:56:12] * @Togy pokes w00t back
[19:57:11] <@w00t> yt Brain
[19:57:13] <@w00t> Brik
[19:57:14] <@w00t> tr
[19:57:16] <@w00t> *ty
[19:57:17] <@w00t> ffs
[19:57:19] <@w00t> :/
[19:57:21] <@Brik> :p
[19:57:24] <@Brik> drunk?
[19:57:25] <@Togy> you totally fucked that one up
[19:57:26] <@Brik> :P
[19:57:33] * @w00t gives up and pokes Brain instead
[19:57:37] <@w00t> oh for fucks sak
[19:57:39] <@w00t> BRIK
[19:57:41] <@w00t> POKE
[19:57:41] <@Togy> LOL
[19:57:44] <@w00t> kthxbye.
[19:57:44] <@w00t> :D
[19:57:49] <@Togy> tart
[19:57:52] <@w00t> GRRR SAKE!
#1655 (1)
Posted by peachykeen @ 2011-10-06 17:02:35
<Ikoru> and he was like, they are about the same... Im like nope... yours curves out
<peachykeen> Those silly curvy ones. I knew a girl who would only get the ones that didn't curve much.
<Shadow> Curvy ones can be nice, though. Can be easier to hold.
<Shadow> Mine's pretty straight. It's got a holster, though.
<peachykeen> It depends on the angle you're going from, suppose.