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#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) (+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) (+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) (+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) (@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) (+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) (@ol) cool
(17:41:05) (+Angelic_Devil) ;)
#369 (-1)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-12-21 13:02:19
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +v Ishamael]
* Ib3N points to topic
<xmonic> I thought wubz was our words...
<xmonic> not any other ones... bother off
<^MeM^|Away> wub != wubz
<Craig> bother off lol
<Ishamael> good timing ?

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--- ChanServ sets modes [#suicidekings +h Ishamael]
<[OPA]Garak> sex in the chatspike
<Ishamael> O_o
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Ishamael> scary timing
#1590 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-10 00:40:33
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
#876 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2006-08-08 20:39:42
*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh
#682 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-10-12 13:30:26
--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol
#1137 (0)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-05-28 16:47:55
ok. I know it is nothing to do with chatspike. but I found the phrasing humerous.


4:42:11 PM <Hiyo_Rogo> Seems NIO is trying to copy us, again. They are setting up their own investment plan.:/

4:43:21 PM <Execurus_Edun> whats the National Indoor Orangutang got to do with investment plans
#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
#1238 (1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-03-26 15:42:53
* SootyGirl ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<SootyGirl> ~q:
<ChanServ> Hai.
<peavey> hmm
<peavey> only a very few can make ChanServ speak
<peavey> come out puppet master!
<ChanServ> What if I want to speak for myself for once? :(
<kenny|awa> I think Brain is hiding behind his nickname ChanServ
* kenny|awa is now known as KennyWork
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<ChanServ> That would make him the 'Brain' behind the operation. HURR.
<N0valyfe> it's w00t imo >.<
<peavey> the uppercasing and ending with punctuation.. now who writes like that and can control ChanServ
<Rane> No one.
<peavey> or is it a clever ruse to throw us off
<N0valyfe> ^^
<ChanServ> I'm the only one on this network that uses proper grammar. I am surrounded by a bunch of incompetent retards. :(

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#1471 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-04 20:46:15
<Sacho> that was mean, grapey
<Sacho> look what you did :(
<%grapey> whatEVER
<hello2u> you spilled mean all over my toast :o
<%grapey> good
<hello2u> D:
<hello2u> good thing I wasn't eating the toast
* hello2u OMNOMNOM's the pancakes
<hello2u> OMNOMNOM
<%Arsenic> there are no pancakes
* hello2u gags
<hello2u> these pancakes have Arsenic in them!!!
<+Olli> better than the other way round
#325 (2)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2004-11-22 22:41:55
[23:38:08] * Ish|aweh thinks ppl which have nicks starting with a C have problems
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low