<Rebs> my cats enjoy mine vibrating

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!

[20:15] <doll_licca> Now, where is my hot, steamy pizza?
[20:18] <Lexica-chan> in a hotel room with a "DO NOT DISTURB" tag on the doorknob.
[20:18] <doll_licca> :(
[20:20] <Lexica-chan> I'm sure your pizza will show up... a bit disheveled for spending hot, steamy time in that hotel room....

[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
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[01:24:23] -Global- From Ib3N: Everyone wish Craig happy valentine :)
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[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
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[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
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[22:24] <MrFunderful> hey, how can u private message someone from outside the room
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[22:26] <Star|Away> Damn. I'm such an idiot. I was trying to tell him to message with /quit <msg here> and then I /quit myself.
[22:26] <Star|Away> :<

<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>

<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I've actually eaten those edible panties too
<@frosty-theaussie> XD
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> they taste like crap
<@frosty-theaussie> :(
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> n noone was wearing them
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I was just hungry

<Majic> Grr...
<Majic> The "Laptop" nicks are stupid. T.T
<Majic> Better yet
* Majic is now known as Majic|Computer
* You are now known as Goose|IRC
* Majic|Computer is now known as Majic|Connected
* LaptopBricker is now known as IRCNick
* IRCNick is now known as Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC
* Majic|Connected is now known as Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX
* You are now known as Goose|HACKINGMAJIC
* Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX is now known as Majic|Hax0red
* You are now known as Goose|STEALING_IDENTITIES
* Majic|Hax0red is now known as Majic|STOLEDED
* You are now known as Goose|Invented_inspIRCd
* Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC is now known as LaptopBricker
* Majic|STOLEDED is now known as Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse
* You are now known as Goose|CreatorOfMajic
* Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse is now known as Majic|CreatorofSexy
* LaptopBricker has kicked Majic|CreatorofSexy from #inspircd (nick abuse. goose is next :P)
* You are now known as Goose
<LaptopBricker> <3

(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
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(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill