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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
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<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oq Craig Craig]
<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN

<Om> Hmm
<Om> Sleep
<Om> Must have sleep
<Om> NOW
* Om falls over on the keyboard
<SleepWhilstYouWork> You want me, you can have me
<SleepWhilstYouWork> ;)
<Om> heh
<Kisrah> X)
<Om> 38 1/2 hours will have to do then....
<Kisrah> can I have Sleep too!
<SleepWhilstYouWork> I don't know if i can do it that long. But I can try
<Kisrah> O_o

<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel

*Peng|Gone 'Rawr's
(@Peng|Gone) (dangerously)
(%Ordie) :O
*Ordie fears
(%Ordie) (cowardly)
*Peng|Gone nods
(@Peng|Gone) (sagely)
*Ordie bows
(%Ordie) (galantly)
- (Omni|AFK) is now known as (Omni).
*Peng|Gone clubs
(@Peng|Gone) (clubbingly)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Ordie yawns
(%Ordie) (ultimately)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Peng|Gone leaves
(%Ordie) leavingly?
(@Peng|Gone) (quickly)
(%Ordie) Ah

<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.

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So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:

<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

<Togy> Sporks strip for ol
<+Sporks> Togy: i'm not following you...

22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?

<Karate|AFK> i open the package, and it was not properly sealed, ahdda cutto ff some n throe iw out
<Star> ah
* Star mourns the lost swiss.
<Karate|AFK> wow that was ha horribly typed sentence, same with this one, gettin ahead of ysehlf and my letters gettin all in hte wrong plaes
<Karate|AFK> i think together those are the worst two sentences ive ever tyepd