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#726 (12)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-01-29 21:35:41
<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/
#290 (-6)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-11-07 04:26:47
[22:16] * Terror has joined #chatspike
[22:16] * Terror slaps #chatspike with smokeala's large hard penis
[22:16] * Archy` sets mode: +v Terror
[22:17] * Archy` sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-65FDC368.shv.bellsouth.net
#956 (-1)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-09-24 08:06:01
<Blue_Star> grrrrrr
<mermaid> Yarrrrr
<Blue_Star> Today has been weird
<mermaid> ok

^ Typical #chatspike conversation ^
#1753 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-04-26 11:42:29
<%Olli> Hey!
* Sporks sticks his head into the toilet and flushes repeatedly
<-- Olli has quit (Quit: Gone. Been on a mobile device anyway.)
#786 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-05-18 01:24:35
[01:14] * Andy jumps on kelly and *HUGS*
[01:14] <Andy> hehe
[01:15] <laptops> kelly is mine!
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> you both know kelly is JIMINY yes?
[01:15] --- Siltem is now known as ZZZzzzz
[01:15] <Andy> shes a girl thats all I need to know :p
[01:15] <Andy> I saw her
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> no.... he isnt.
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> :)
[01:15] <Andy> wtf
[01:15] <Andy> shit
#566 (1)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 21:26:26
<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>
<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>/
<FatChops> I have to change my pasword now!
#1276 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-11 23:25:54
* Aristeo is now known as PriestAristeo
* w00t_ is now known as GOD
* PriestAristeo has quit (Killed (GOD (Smited.)))
#1391 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-09 21:57:47
21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty
#1550 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-08-29 19:03:14
<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
#1164 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-04 02:25:11
<+Riv_Griffen> zomg
<+Riv_Griffen> I just thought of something
<+Riv_Griffen> Tarwen, you love me >:)
<+Tarwen> I do?
<+Riv_Griffen> yeah
<+Riv_Griffen> you love cok :P
<+Riv_Griffen> cock* >.<
<+Riv_Griffen> I have one, :P
<+Riv_Griffen> my logic is flawless :P
<+Kenny> does that mean she loves me more?
<+Riv_Griffen> damnit
<+Riv_Griffen> thats not fair Kenny
* +Riv_Griffen curses
<~[BRC]treesa> hahahaha
* +Riv_Griffen hangs his head in shame
<+Tarwen> roflmfao
<+Kenny> you do that Riv...both of them
<+Kenny> >:)