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#127 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:39
[12:20] <Chez> what did i do?
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> i am a guy
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> so :P
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> im allowed to be obsessed with.. male boobies :/
[12:21] <Angelic_Devil> oh god
[12:21] * Angelic_Devil dies again
[12:21] <Chez> right... if you're a guy... how come your doodle gets smaller everytime i see it?
#1158 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-21 11:18:51
10:28:40 <indigophone> That guy Karate in #chatspike is retarded
10:29:24 <Trystan> lol
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<3 Rateh
#935 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-07 23:45:31
[00:05] <Majic> holy fuck, ed's gf looks so fraking hawt on myspace...that or ed is a totally hawt chick
[00:05] <Majic> Damn she looks like my cousin.
[00:05] <Majic> :/
[00:05] <Majic> Who I've never looked at in that way...
[00:06] <Majic> We're not blood relatives.
[00:06] <Loki> lol
#1000 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-30 14:50:33
<surrounded_by_evil> IS SOMEBODY HERE ALIVE ??? I'M A GIRL DUDES !!!!
<Beer> heh, attention whoring or what, lol
#622 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-27 05:00:27
[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!
#1159 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-07-24 00:25:33
<Efreak> your feces are your children DONT KILL THEM!!!!!
<Efreak> speaking of feces...bbl
#794 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-04 14:11:47
<tomandandy> get me idleserb in #ascii
<tomandandy> thx
<tomandandy> serv
* SirOlli calls for idlecroat
#128 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:59
[13:11] <Archy`> I don't think my dads quite got the hang of technology..."Michael. They do a wireless mouse mat for 9.99" ".......o...k....."
#1625 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2011-06-29 23:08:14
<pigeon_of_doom> I can always squirt you if you like.
#940 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-10 06:21:11
<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p