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#1661 (5)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-12-06 09:34:08
<special> fuck the police.
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated
#1709 (2)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-11 06:34:31
[12:24:34] <milo> what do people do at bell labs?
[12:26:10] <special> they make bells.
[12:32:40] <milo> ok
[12:32:47] <milo> i thought they make unix
[12:32:50] <milo> :p
[12:33:04] <peachykeen> different labs
[12:33:11] <peachykeen> bell labs makes very high quality bells
[12:33:33] <peachykeen> one of my roommates actually has a few of their older ones, one of the graham series, and i think one of the alexanders
[12:33:46] <milo> lol ok
#735 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-02-11 02:04:59
* Twitchessis ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Twitchessis> back my comp shut off
<Twitchessis> hey
<Twitchessis> again
<w00t> lo
<Karate|AFK> liar
<Twitchessis> what??
<Twitchessis> who me??
<Karate|AFK> yes
<Karate|AFK> ur not back!
<Twitchessis> y
<Twitchessis> yes i am
<Karate|AFK> ur a talking ghost!
<Heutink> no we can;t read your sentences
<Twitchessis> what do u mean??
<Karate|AFK> we cant see u, or read anything u write!
<Twitchessis> what
<Heutink> it is really weird :/
<Twitchessis> hold on
<Twitchessis> wait r u messing with me??
#1719 (3)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-11-08 18:56:25
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
#190 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:06:17
[13:53] <Craig-Away> lol
[13:53] <Craig-Away> BigD is on the Battlefield server
[13:54] <Ish|aweh> he has such a busy life
[13:54] <Craig-Away> i have an urge to find the 'Ban' Button :p
#469 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-02-21 00:39:16
<IWArapter> Darzan, I go to gay bars, most of the men there will make you see pretty colours
<wussypad-away> i like pretty men
<IWArapter> that just proves my point
<Darzan> I go to the gay clubs with IWArapter
<Darzan> ^^
<wussypad-away> ...**** me

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Stop spamming QuoteSpike. Quote edited for educational purposes.

Have a nice day.

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lmao

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ooh.. edit button..
#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#879 (7)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-11 07:23:18
(+Majic) Last time I played with myself I opened the blinds on my window. There's this old lady who lives across the steet that likes to spy on people. I wanted to give her a show in her VERY old age....
(+Majic) SHIT!
(+Majic) Wrong window!
(+Majic) Er....
(+Majic) ahahah, look at me type...meaningless crap. That was all a lie.
#418 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 22:08:20
in #chatspike...

* Ave|afk has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: if you are sexy and you know it lick your lips...*lick**lick*<coco>excuse ,me i am going to go*edited for research purposes*bed)
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<Dekar> errr...
<coco> 0:)
<coco> long story lol
<Dekar> well, ive got some minutes :P
* coco giggles
<coco> not for this chan i'm afraid ;p


following in #spankers
-stewie.chatspike.net:@#spankers- SirOlli invited Dekar into the channel.
* Dekar has joined #spankers
<Dekar> ;)
<SirOlli> so, coco... we're waiting ;)
#1107 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-04-13 15:25:37
<eth0> we need more girly's in teh ally
<eth0> Name : Laura
<eth0> Score : 38442
<eth0> Planets : 6
<eth0> Fleets : 3
<eth0> Alliance :
<eth0> :P
<eth0> just for the hell of having girls :P
<motto> who is it?
<Excal> Make sure she isnt the bitchy type :P
<motto> i can cut something from botty - perhaps this will count tooo?????
<Excal> lmao
<[AoW]Dolon> hahahaha
<eth0> rofl