(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.

<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.

[17:20] <~Kross> I may be slow with the "words" but I bet I could (out) {bracket} ${any[one]}->here();
[17:20] <~Kross> well, except maybe the other programmers
[17:20] <+NewClassic> "I can run faster than any of you... Except the runners!"
[17:20] <~Kross> haha

<Craig> MrBOFH
<Craig> u whore :/
<Craig> this stuff aint coming out >:/

<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!

<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza

<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>

Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.

* Beer^Stoned is now known as Beer
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Beer

No stoned ops in #chatspike

* Andres slaps Haplo around a bit with a large trout
<Andres> NO PINGING ME!
<Andres> :'(
<TF|> lol
<Haplo> I can ping whoever Iwant to
<Haplo> although I don't understand why anyone has anything against it
<TF|> we were just afraid you won't call afterwards