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#1758 (3)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-11 07:47:23
<FallingUp> Ut-oh.
<FallingUp> 02:35am and the town siren is blaring.
<Cartis^> It's ebola outbreak!
* FallingUp shutters the windows, locks the doors, kills the lights and huddles silently in a corner
<FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR!
<FallingUp> Oh crap. That sounds like a fire truck.
<Cartis^> hahahaha
<Cartis^> <FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR! <-I love that reference.
<Cartis^> I was laughing at that, not the fire truck. :<
<FallingUp> Mhmm.
#1412 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-10-23 13:01:23
10/23@12:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/23@12:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)
#1715 (5)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-11 14:30:55
[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)
#724 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-01-26 06:45:10
<Karate|AFK> what exactluy are u dooing with it w00t?
<w00t> rateh, all sorts of stuff :o
<w00t> swirling it around
<w00t> chewing on the end
<w00t> trying not to swallow it
<w00t> :D
#1208 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-11-19 19:25:27
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!
#963 (0)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-05-31 17:06:19
Quits: ChanServ(*!*@services.int) [caught interrupt]
<Bricker> lol
<Bricker> wtf kind of quit msg is that?
<w00t> uhm, that was me pressing ctrl+c in the wrong console
<Bricker> HAHA
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w00t testing new atheme services ftw ^^
#1614 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:38:30
<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol
#859 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-20 13:21:00
<[COTL]_Mustickman> have i missed nething?
<Excal> no :P
<[COTL]_Mustickman> y not?
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal in head
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal harder
<Excal> ..?
* [COTL]_Mustickman punchs excal
<Excal> .??
* [COTL]_Mustickman gets the shits and shoots excal...
<Excal> ???
* [COTL]_Mustickman has had enough of excal and is going to cry
* Excal 's temper snaps, he grabs Mustickman by the throat and throws him into the gory pit of mushrooms, where he is greeted by Dark Mario that plumbers his blocked asshole.
* [COTL]_Mustickman cheers with joy...
<[COTL]_Mustickman> i needed that
* Excal runs
#243 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:04
<Chop-Suey> i find the people who do the slam dunk's karaokes
<Chop-Suey> how I do a karaoke??
<@Namu> well, you goto a karaoke bar , order a room and sing in it
<Chop-Suey> where is the karaoke bar??
<@Namu> madrid?
<@TimberWolf> that bar is a blast
#848 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 01:34:39
#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?