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#1664 (1)
Posted by Iain @ 2011-12-19 22:58:10
(@FrostyCoolSlug) working late, not on actual work ;)
(+[BRC]treesa) oh damn...so you won't be paid for it?
(@FrostyCoolSlug) yep :D
(@FrostyCoolSlug) no one is here :)
(+[BRC]treesa) hehehe
(+[BRC]treesa) good time to have a fiddle of your own things..

#darkgalaxy ... still dirty as ever
#353 (1)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2004-12-09 19:39:48
<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p
#1779 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-26 18:45:54
<Sun-Wukong> I don't have a toilet
<Sun-Wukong> I'm a monkey
<Sun-Wukong> I just fling it at my enemies
#1066 (0)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-01-17 14:29:26
��2:16:06 PM�� <~Craig|Work> i just got my first /. "first comment" :D
��2:16:49 PM�� <~Craig|Work> gaah
��2:16:53 PM�� <~Craig|Work> maybe not
��2:25:07 PM�� <@Dune> if Craig != sense then download wtf.exe
#1650 (-2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-08-27 04:04:18
[21:42] <ed> why has my pack of filters gone walkabouts :s
[21:56] <ed> ah i was using it as a bookmark, that explains it -_-;
#108 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:15:35
[11:05] * Guest46021701 is now known as Garak
[11:06] * Garak is now known as Guest46021702
[11:07] * Guest46021702 is now known as Garak
[11:08] * Garak is now known as Guest46021703
[11:09] * Guest46021703 is now known as Garak
[11:10] * Garak is now known as Guest46021704
[11:11] * Guest46021704 is now known as Garak
[11:11] <Togy> sounds like fun
#67 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:55:20
[13:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> being gang banged by two %'s tends to make people think irrationally
#1041 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-12-25 01:25:55
<Brain> Spadge: ive already got what, a penis?
<Boo> we have many
#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD
#1281 (2)
Posted by grapey @ 2008-10-15 00:03:21
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<grapey> NO ONE LIKES A QUITTER!!!!
<grapey> O.O
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