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#886 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:39:42
[11:36:34] <TwoTonSparrow> I wonder how disappointed Majic was, when he was offered Granny Smith and found out it just was an apple.
[11:36:43] * TwoTonSparrow is now known as Olli
[11:36:43] <+Majic> 0.o
[11:36:47] <+Majic> omg...
[11:36:49] <+Majic> YOU!
[11:37:56] <+Majic> My keyboard is all greasy....brb
#611 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-07-20 23:17:11
[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
#489 (2)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-21 23:36:41
* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete
#199 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:42
[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?
#209 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:12:27
[05:13-Wed] <`Node_> Night :)
[05:13-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> nite
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> XD
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> Stalker :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> who me? never
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> =p
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> If I ask politely will you? :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> if you're a girl, maybe
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> On saturdays I am
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> :)
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] heit nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


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#499 (0)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-11 17:39:28
[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.