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#1345 (0)
Posted by Brad_R @ 2009-09-01 06:49:46
<wolfbot> You're a harlot! You can sleep with one member of the village at night so they know you are innocent.
<Brad_R> sleep w00t
wolfbot [[email protected]] has quit IRC: [CS] Quit: AttributeError: ("WolfBot instance has no attribute 'sleep'",)
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Wolf/Harlot/sleep failure :(
Was looking forward to sleeping with w00t.
#789 (-1)
Posted by bxc @ 2006-05-29 04:24:34
[05:20] <ed> gay rocket my arse
[05:20] <ed> hahaha
[05:20] <naiSt> lool
[05:20] <naiSt> genius
[05:20] <Loki> that varition also works in any country with a Prime Minister
[05:20] <ed> ok gay rocket my arse sounded very bad
#875 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-08 08:44:40
[08:31:38] <Majic> GO NOW, or suffer the consequences!
[08:33:28] <Karate> :'(
[08:33:57] * Majic smothers Karate in a fury of huggles. I TOLD YOU TO GO! PHEAR THY HUGGLE ATTACK!
[08:34:50] <Karate> O.o
[08:34:54] * Karate gets creaped out and goes to fold her laundry
[08:35:02] <Majic> lol
[08:35:06] <Majic> I love my job.
#769 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-18 16:23:37
<pinkandfluffy> hello?
<AwgMotH> they're all gone because the gay alarm went off
#1166 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-05 16:33:49
<~Tarwen> ROFLMFAO
<~Tarwen> I can't believe reverse psychology still works with John
<&Beer> what did you do, tell him not to make coffee? :p
<~Tarwen> Pretty much
<~Tarwen> I was like "hmmm, might make a pot of coffee, will you make me one?"
<~Tarwen> "Another one?!"
<~Tarwen> "Yeah..."
<~Tarwen> "Why!?"
<~Tarwen> "Because I drank the last one?"
<~Tarwen> "No way"
<~Tarwen> "Ahh, nevermind I'll make it myself"
<~Tarwen> "don't bother making it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I'm gonna make it"
<~Tarwen> "No, I want to make it now, it's fine!"
<~Tarwen> "No! I'm making it!"
<~Tarwen> "Not if I make it first!"
<~Tarwen> He runs to the kitchen
<~Tarwen> pot of coffee is on
<&Beer> lol
<@Atomsk> hahahaha dumb ass
<~Tarwen> He's 14 now?
<@Atomsk> *hot scolded cafinated ass
<~Tarwen> I have to quote that, future reference ;P
<@Atomsk> heh, poor kid
<@Atomsk> so easly duped

*caffeinated Atomsk :P
#551 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-05-09 09:46:50
<Rigo> im still not sure whether or not i believe you, ill have to think about it
<Rigo> i only recently found out that civilization had made its way to Sweden, when i had the great fortune of speaking with one
<Ib3N> hehe
<Ib3N> you actually have two norwegians in this channel as we speak
<Rigo> pretty much, Americans are the civilized, righteous, brilliant, rulers of the planet, and the almost every other country are heathen barbarians
<Rigo> with the exception of Great Britian and France
<Gatzby> until we liberate them
<Ib3N> lol
<Gatzby> we're going to liberate france soon
<Gatzby> again
<Rigo> lol
#217 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:35
[00:25] <Rebs> she's probably got the personality of a dead brick
[00:25] <Elf-Busy> so, the body and face make up for it :P
[00:26] <Rebs> I wouldnt want to come hom to a fuck of sexy beast of a pc if it didnt have counter-strike
[00:27] <Elf-Busy> LOL
[00:27] <Rebs> i'd more likely make out with a pc anyway
#1349 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 14:28:05
<Doc> I like my sonic toothbrush. My dentist hates it. She says she can't make much money off me :)
#165 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:59:36
[02:14] <nathanhart> That would be a horrid sight
[02:14] <nathanhart> Some chap with peckers all the way around
[02:15] <[DE]Kosh> how bout i just give him a bigger one pinky?
[02:15] <[DE]Kosh> ;)
#479 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-15 23:00:42
<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings