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#897 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-18 04:08:15
[20:04] * Robly has quit ([CS] Quit: Cock AND Piss)
[20:04] * Majic bitchslaps Robly's quit message.
[20:04] <Majic> You ain't got the first and you do the second sitting down, Robly!
#1719 (3)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-11-08 18:56:25
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
#1265 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2008-07-25 10:34:37
*** satmd hides behind sporks
<@satmd> sporks will protect me <.<
<+Sporks> satmd: excuse me?
<@satmd> wah
*** satmd better hides elsewhere
#1416 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-30 23:00:55
[19:42] <&Majic> Quick: Who wants to be a victim?
[19:42] <Twilight-> me
[19:42] * Majic sets mode: +vvv NewClassic goose Twilight-
[19:42] <+Twilight-> me
[19:42] <+Twilight-> oh pick me
[19:42] * Disconnected
[19:42] ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Killed (Majic (Possible litmus trojan))]
#672 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-10-06 08:39:56
(@Om) Magnus is what people who use Opera turn into ;<
(@Om) Eventually
(@Om) If you have a strong will, you can resist. For a while.
(+Pragmatic) Who is this Magnus fellow?
(@w00t) Om: OMG OPERA PWNS!
(@w00t) SO DOES STRONGHOLD 2!
- (w00t) is now known as (Magnum).
(@Magnum) >:p
(@Om) You forgot the :O
(@Om) On every other line
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) you're right!
(@Magnum) :O
(@Om) And randomly greeting everyone you don't know
(@Magnum) Hi randomPerson
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) (convincing yet? :P)
(@Om) And generally talking like a pompous twat
(@Om) Perfect likeness ;)
(@Magnum) In my opinion, Windows is highly overrated. We should all go and use Linux 0.0.1.
(@Om) ^^
#1134 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-27 20:00:30
[11:56:23] <LaptopBrain> i cant tolerate a keyboard set to really long repeat delay
[11:56:33] <Majic> lol
[11:56:35] <owine> oh you use ps2
[11:57:03] <Majic> Really Long Repeat Delays are like nails on a chalkboard for some...
[11:57:35] <Jason> I never let my keyboard get into key repeats most of the time anyhow, so it doesn't matter to me
[11:57:41] <Jason> And ALL HAIL SSH LAG
[11:57:44] <LaptopBrain> Jason: you know the wait between pressing a key, and holding it waiting for it to repeat like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:57:47] <Jason> Especially when IRCing in IRSSI over SSH
[11:57:50] <Jason> Yes
[11:57:51] <Jason> I know
[11:57:57] <Jason> I like mine nice and long
[11:57:57] <LaptopBrain> if thats anything more than 0.1 secs i feel like murdering small bunnies.
#911 (-4)
Posted by Elf @ 2006-08-28 14:33:08
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> so yeah
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> first i go into work on a bank holiday
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> then on the way home
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> it freakin rains >:/
#722 (2)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-01-20 07:27:05
<Dr_Kev> I AM TEH SEXILICIOUS!
#244 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:17
<Brain> Luke, have you thought of:
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M
<Brain> ?
<Elyas> lmao
<Luke> what?
<Brain> like i said....
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M
#1685 (-3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-05-01 03:01:59
04:01 ed oh my god...
04:01 ed i could convert the control stick into a pipe fitting