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#644 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-07 08:44:12
03:13 <+Olli> when I've had too much coffee, I sleep like a baby
03:14 <+Olli> waking up every 30minutes, crying, waking my parents and wetting my bed-
#1437 (6)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-04 03:21:51
03:06:39 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] Nickname! :o
03:06:45 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] We have 39 people in here! :o
03:06:52 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] Log in twice so we can break the channel record
03:06:55 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] >:3
03:07:44 batman [[email protected]] Quit [Changing hosts]
03:07:45 batman [[email protected]] has joined #Equilibrium
03:07:45 dexter.chatspike.net sets mode [+v batman]
03:07:45 ChanServ sets mode [+o batman]
03:07:47 [%Jade] :P
03:07:47 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] 40 people! :D
03:08:30 Bidoof [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: Excessive clones]
03:08:31 Nickname [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: Excessive clones]
03:08:31 batman [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: Excessive clones]
03:08:31 Gallaeaho [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: Excessive clones]
03:08:36 [~Hisakata|ReMurderThatNovajam] BWAHAHAHAHAHA
03:08:38 [%Jade] Awwwww
03:08:42 [%Jade] lol
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#1758 (3)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-11 07:47:23
<FallingUp> Ut-oh.
<FallingUp> 02:35am and the town siren is blaring.
<Cartis^> It's ebola outbreak!
* FallingUp shutters the windows, locks the doors, kills the lights and huddles silently in a corner
<FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR!
<FallingUp> Oh crap. That sounds like a fire truck.
<Cartis^> hahahaha
<Cartis^> <FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR! <-I love that reference.
<Cartis^> I was laughing at that, not the fire truck. :<
<FallingUp> Mhmm.
#912 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-28 23:40:43
[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p
#1677 (0)
Posted by Justasic @ 2012-02-22 07:07:30
Quotespike said it was too long, so here's a pastebin instead: http://pastebin.com/nsnT6YhL
#1247 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-04-12 20:17:22
21:15 <w00t> AVADA SEXTACULAR
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Mental Note: Make Rowling disappear.
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#503 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-26 00:59:55
[01:01] * Craig goes back to flashing
#324 (-2)
Posted by Fin @ 2004-11-22 20:52:06
--> Vivi ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<@Beer> wb vivi
<Vivi> tyvm =)
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<+Herbstwind> acronyms are so cewl