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<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings

<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze

11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?

<Lowlife> <Doc> yes, I want you to lip lock with others. especially ed and titsos :-) << what if I prefer to lock lips with another person?
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> this is my fantasy, man :p
<Lowlife> oh great
<Lowlife> the first person to ever phantasize about me is a blind man
<Lowlife> >.<
<Lowlife> how flattering
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> lmao
<Lowlife> I should quote that

<spb> a hundred immigrants in a basement relaying messages by hand would be a better ircd than hyperion

[23:47:07] <+goose> wolfbot: women
[23:47:07] <@wolfbot> goose: I don't understand 'women'.

Not even to wolfbot can we turn. We -do- need LoveServ!

<goose> Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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<Excal> kthx
<JMM> .

<Curly> I don't even like the taste of bananas, it reminds me too much of bananas