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#959 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-01 11:28:16
<Pred> ik ben goedkoop

Dutch for: I'm cheap
#931 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-06 15:09:16
<Fethroesforia> I'll have to give him spelling lessons
<Radia> Argh!!
<Radia> Screw the spelling, the most important thing is the money.
<Radia> and the seed, of course.
#570 (-2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-06-05 14:42:38
[Brain:#chatspike PING]
* SirOlli looks at Brain
* ScrollLock has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Namu has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Alexander|bbl has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Cesar has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Heutink has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Dauthi has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* atk[sleep] has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Brain has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Beer has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* ScrollLock has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +h ScrollLock
<DM|RFB> omfg brain killed dexter
<Togy> booyeah, killed that bugger
#1080 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-02-10 13:30:35
<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p

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yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p
#1425 (8)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-16 14:26:49
14:13:43 [~OogieBoogie] I has puppy snoozing on my lap. :3
14:14:36 [+Novajam] My dong's sleeping under the table :3
14:14:38 [+Combined] ...that was weird D:
14:14:43 [+Novajam] Uh.
14:14:45 [+Novajam] *dog
14:14:45 [+Combined] I'm sorry, your whaT?
14:14:46 [~OogieBoogie] Your...
14:14:48 [~OogieBoogie] Your what!?
14:15:01 [+Novajam] OH GOD
14:15:14 [+Novajam] EVERYTHING IS NOW PERMANENTLY TERRIBLE
14:15:22 [+Combined] Moving on.
14:15:31 [+Combined] In other news, bears have invaded Turkey.
14:15:37 [+Combined] More news at 11.
14:15:44 [+Novajam] :O

^
The awesomeness that is my channel.
#260 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:23:39
<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."
#736 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-02-12 03:37:35
<Blaker> I think Magnus is using his jedi powers to make them leave
<Blaker> This is way to coincidental
<Blaker> ...
<Magnus> Blaker: I am not the one you are blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Blaker> You are not the one I am blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Magnus> Move along now, blame someone else.
#717 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2006-01-03 02:51:13
<Alexx> I
<Alexx> Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
<HighWater> Blink182?
<Alexx> ...no...just a general desire..
#1505 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-02-20 20:55:33
<+playboyman> in ZNC, I noticed that the host its using is divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org, which isn't on my list
<tichit> what ip is it conigured for?
<+playboyman> that's the thing: I don't see an ip
<tichit> unable to resolve divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org
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With a host like that, I'm not surprised ;)
#223 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:12
[15:34] <`Node_> Heh, okay, mine wasn't as big as I thought