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<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
20:43:50 Hisakata sets mode [+b KanyeWest!*@*]
20:43:54 [&Hisakata] >:\
20:43:54 [&Hisakata] >:\
<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first
<+Heufneutje> One time he just kept on talking and talking and then my pizza got cold cause he didn't give me a chance to go back to my dinner :(
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p
[23:18:31] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-o-lanturn to Hello
[23:18:45] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-] to Hello
[23:18:52] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-ghost to Hello
[23:19:14] <Taros> I can see him trying to get on as [-_-] and getting owned by defender.
*the next day*
[09:48:54] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5565 total drones killed.
[09:48:58] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5566 total drones killed.
[09:50:25] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5567 total drones killed.
[09:50:46] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5568 total drones killed.
[23:18:45] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-] to Hello
[23:18:52] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-ghost to Hello
[23:19:14] <Taros> I can see him trying to get on as [-_-] and getting owned by defender.
*the next day*
[09:48:54] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5565 total drones killed.
[09:48:58] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5566 total drones killed.
[09:50:25] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5567 total drones killed.
[09:50:46] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5568 total drones killed.
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Ever seen a fat man break dance?
[03:11] * DreadNaught breakdances.
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Now you have.
[03:12] <Adanorcil> Yeah, you indeed just broke dance.
[03:11] * DreadNaught breakdances.
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Now you have.
[03:12] <Adanorcil> Yeah, you indeed just broke dance.
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head
<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN
<Chad> Honestly, how do you manage to feed yourself?
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.
[20:19] <[BRC]Ingus> LO TAE HOW ARE YOU :P
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh
