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#1555 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-09-18 13:10:01
* user ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Soo> So we're all retarded. That settles it.
* Higurashi gives voice to user
<user> o.o
<where> :O
<where> A user!
<Soo> It's very long and complicated to explain, user
* where stares at user
<where> lol
<where> I think user can understand how voicing works, Soo
<Soo> but basically it boils down to myself, where and weedot being muppets.
<Soo> Um, where?
<where> :q
<Soo> You just proved my point.
* where faceplams
#1206 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2007-11-14 16:33:49
[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
#1719 (3)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-11-08 18:56:25
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
#1134 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-27 20:00:30
[11:56:23] <LaptopBrain> i cant tolerate a keyboard set to really long repeat delay
[11:56:33] <Majic> lol
[11:56:35] <owine> oh you use ps2
[11:57:03] <Majic> Really Long Repeat Delays are like nails on a chalkboard for some...
[11:57:35] <Jason> I never let my keyboard get into key repeats most of the time anyhow, so it doesn't matter to me
[11:57:41] <Jason> And ALL HAIL SSH LAG
[11:57:44] <LaptopBrain> Jason: you know the wait between pressing a key, and holding it waiting for it to repeat like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:57:47] <Jason> Especially when IRCing in IRSSI over SSH
[11:57:50] <Jason> Yes
[11:57:51] <Jason> I know
[11:57:57] <Jason> I like mine nice and long
[11:57:57] <LaptopBrain> if thats anything more than 0.1 secs i feel like murdering small bunnies.
#361 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 20:25:00
<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT
#211 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:13:17
<+Azhrarn> actually, I can probably modify another script, and it should work fine
<+Azhrarn> as I never make tyops
<@salkaman> lol, sure you don't
<+Azhrarn> *typos
#218 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:46
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
#982 (3)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-12-03 08:35:21
* Majic makes a mental note to straddle JakeD later
<Karate> straddle?
<Majic> strangle*
<Majic> Stupid homophones.
<Majic> Sorta....they're sorta homophones...
<Majic> Stop judging me!

#661 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-15 21:30:20
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
#1434 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-28 20:12:30
19:48:36 [%Neosage] Hi NewClassic
19:52:16 [@NewClassic] Heya Neosage.
19:52:26 [%Neosage] Whatcha doing
19:54:59 NewClassic is now known as NewC|onsuming
20:01:09 [@Hisakata|DA] Coke, apparently.