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#260 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:23:39
<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."
#1529 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-06-20 00:03:01
<Kumi> I can hear lots of noise coming from upstairs.
<Kumi> it's rather unsettling. Even at home with thin ceilings the noise isn't this loud.
<SHK> MOAR DAKKA
<Aimee> ...What is the noise? :s
<Kumi> Somebody walking.
<Aimee> Oh xD
<Aimee> Thought it might be someone fawking
#108 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:15:35
[11:05] * Guest46021701 is now known as Garak
[11:06] * Garak is now known as Guest46021702
[11:07] * Guest46021702 is now known as Garak
[11:08] * Garak is now known as Guest46021703
[11:09] * Guest46021703 is now known as Garak
[11:10] * Garak is now known as Guest46021704
[11:11] * Guest46021704 is now known as Garak
[11:11] <Togy> sounds like fun
#978 (3)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-10-20 20:26:02
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M
#1132 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2008-11-16 17:45:10
<goose> xchat question:
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p
#169 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:27
* BlackTiger is now known as BT_naked
* BT_naked hugs [Brain] :P
<Pinky> rut roh George
<[Brain]> rut roh!
* BT_naked runs away
* Archy` chases with a pair of tweasers and a George Foreman grill
#1680 (3)
Posted by Minion @ 2012-03-14 19:08:00
[03:11:23] -Notice- {from Global} [Network Notice] Majic (|) - Happy day!
[03:11:41] Minion gnaws on Majic
[03:11:58] <&Majic> slathers raspberries over Minion and starts licking
[03:11:58] <&Majic> >8D
[03:12:04] <Minion> :o
[03:12:12] <&Majic> It's okay
[03:12:15] <&Majic> I have experience
[03:12:26] Minion sticks a strawberry pocky in Majic's mouth
[03:12:35] <&Majic> I was not expecting "mouth"
[03:12:36] <&Majic> but yay :D
[03:12:38] <+Cavan> :/
[03:12:42] <Minion> haha
[03:12:43] <&Majic> his fault :x
[03:12:48] <+Cavan> you're both to blame
[03:12:51] <+Cavan> naughty bunnies
[03:13:00] <&Majic> noms on the le pocky and teh le Minion :D
#653 (5)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-09-13 09:33:03
<Dr_Kev> Im sure there is someone out there blind enough to think im sexy
<Dr_Kev> just a matter of time before I trip over her guide dog
#264 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:18
<FuZi> anyone know where can i find Dr Cockvian ?
<FuZi> or whatever his name is.
#1725 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 19:33:14
[20:31:54] <+Mariena> Sporks, forget sex
[20:31:55] <Sporks> sex is gone from my mind, Mariena
[20:31:58] <+Mariena> Cheers
[20:32:01] <%Olli> D:
[20:32:02] <+Cat> everyone agrees with sex
[20:32:03] <%Olli> poor sporks
[20:32:06] <Elfangor> Sporks, who told you about sex?
[20:32:07] <Sporks> Sorry Elfangor I don't know what sex is.
[20:32:10] <Elfangor> >_>\