<titsos> lips would be weird in my area

<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

<agentOran> i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.

[14:09] <Ib3Nwrk> *unF unFunF*
[14:09] * ol moans
[14:09] <Ib3Nwrk> You LIKE htat EH BITCH!

[3:37pm] * @Sub-Cool presses on [Brain]'s G spot
[3:37pm] * +[Brain] moans
[3:37pm] <+[Brain]> :p
[3:37pm] <@Sub-Cool> that was so wrong lol

<xevix> you can talk crap about w00t in here and he won't know =p
<TalSet> XD
<TalSet> yes, you could
<Guest1827648715> oh?
<Guest1827648715> :)
<xevix> uh oh....
* Guest1827648715 is now known as w00t
<TalSet> lol
<xevix> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to w00t
* xevix runs away
<TalSet> HAHAHAHA
<w00t> That's fucking classic :D

[20:33] <Elphaba> I can see us on the 5 oclock news
[20:33] <Elphaba> crazy brit enters california
[20:33] <Brain> "this is ABC action news at 10, couple seen kissing at airport, president shocked at scandal, more news after the sport!!!"
[20:33] <Brain> god, they must be getting bored to film that :p
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahaah
[20:33] <ol> nipple seen at airport, 60,000 people all sue FAA
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahahhahaahhaha

21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-

<DuckOfFiasco> Yep, Borat is the man on every woman's pair of lips.
<DuckOfFiasco> *name O_O
<Tobias_R> right, well that's moderately disturbing
<DuckOfFiasco> *NAME, damnit!! wrong composition of the sentence ><