[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more

#Chatspike, still there to help!

[06:20:28] <+bbdude> hello admin
[06:20:31] <+bbdude> Are you there
[06:20:35] <+bbdude> Wave is hacking
[06:20:46] <+bbdude> He made it so the ban a user game always chooses me
[06:20:47] <+bbdude> Help
[06:20:54] <+Sega_Maniac> lol
[06:21:20] <JakeD> best conversation ever

[22:17] <Togy> coma, cyber with me
[22:17] <HighWater> lol bitch, stop telling lies :p
[22:17] <Togy> :p
[22:18] <ComaBlack> ok Togy :o
[22:18] * HighWater pokes ComaBlack
[22:18] <Togy> O_o
[22:18] * Togy wasnt expecting that

10:10:22 [Sanity] karma fallingup
10:10:23 [+Sporks] fallingup has a karma of -1000
10:10:26 [Sanity] Oh lawdy.
10:10:30 [Angel] :D

[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

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[14:32] * Majic doesn't like those deep meaning quit messages.
[14:32] <Majic> Or those really shallow ones like "cock AND piss"
[14:33] <w00t> what about mine?
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[14:34] <Majic> 0.o
[14:34] <Majic> I love your's. :D
[14:34] <w00t> :P
[14:34] <Majic> You and xptek have sexeh quit messages. :D
[14:34] <Brain> majic love you long time
[14:34] <Brain> sucky sucky!
[14:35] <Majic> 0.o
[14:35] <Majic> YAY!
[14:35] * Majic quotes Brain's sexeh-ness.

[15:35:09] <eth0|laptop> i got myself a girl :P
[15:35:18] <eth0|laptop> i dont need you anymore :P
[15:35:24] <naiSt> oooooooooh
[15:35:27] <naiSt> liar
[15:35:41] <naiSt> what pr0n tracker do you download from?
[15:35:43] <naiSt> wich*
[15:36:08] <Tarwen> :O
[15:36:09] <eth0|laptop> i get my pr0n from youporn.com
[15:36:11] <eth0|laptop> :P
[15:36:32] <eth0|laptop> but i wouldnt lie about having a girl ;)
[15:37:04] <naiSt> even if you found a girls name for your right hand, it still doesn't count as a girl
[15:37:07] <naiSt> sorry :/
[15:37:53] <Tarwen> Rosie Palm and her five daughters
[15:37:53] <eth0|laptop> lmao
[15:38:07] <eth0|laptop> nah, 10 daughters
[15:38:09] <eth0|laptop> ;)
[15:38:09] <Tarwen> Wow, you get around eth0 ;)
[15:38:14] <naiSt> slut

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.

[21:31] <Tatsyrup> layz, can you not try and insert something in me everytime I am not looking?
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad slave
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad

[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?