07:22 <mnmnk> i thought myself english..

[17:13:45] <sky14kemea> RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY
[17:13:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> THIS MEANS DO NOTHING FROM HOME :D
[17:13:51] <sky14kemea> AAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
[17:13:52] <Danni> AHHHHHHH
[17:14:01] <Olli> goood byyyyye ruuuubey tuesday
[17:14:08] * Danni is now known as Aeryn
[17:14:11] <Aeryn> oh god
[17:14:12] <Aeryn> stomach
[17:14:13] <Aeryn> exploding
[17:14:24] <Matthias> *BOOOOOM*
[17:14:31] <pigeon_of_doom> Olli... how do you know about ruby tuesday?
[17:14:45] <Olli> how shouldn't I?
[17:14:48] <sky14kemea> shit that song is stuck in my head
[17:15:00] <pigeon_of_doom> Oh hang on it's an American company?
[17:15:08] <Olli> what is?
[17:15:14] <pigeon_of_doom> Loads of indian takeouts do deals on tuesday and call it ruby tuesday
[17:15:16] <sky14kemea> RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
[17:15:21] <pigeon_of_doom> WOAH IT'S A ROLLING STONES SONG?
[17:15:22] <Olli> I only know the song
[17:15:37] <Olli> pigeon_of_fail
[17:15:47] <pigeon_of_doom> Different cultural exposure ok
[17:15:55] <Olli> who's the brit here?

[23:19:12] * @w00t molests ol
[23:19:13] <+RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
[23:19:14] <+RefereeBot> Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
[23:19:15] <+RefereeBot> Overall rating: 22/100
[23:19:21] <@w00t> oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
[23:19:50] * You were killed by ol (dev.elitepimp.com!ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))

03:56 Ciderlife and breast on tv
03:56 Ciderlife umm
03:56 Ciderlife changing channel now
03:56 Ciderlife
03:56 ed o_o
03:57 Ciderlife was one of those infomercials
03:57 Ciderlife about phonenumbers
03:57 Ciderlife
03:58 Ciderlife law and order
03:58 Ciderlife not so much
03:58 Ciderlife
03:59 ed cooooooooooooooooooooool
03:59 ed is now inside an n64 controller
03:59 Ciderlife umm
03:59 Ciderlife that just sounds wrong

<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.

[15:00] <Alexx> Of the many laws i've broken, nailing someone underage isn't one of them. But when i'm 50 If i can score a 16/17 year old...Damn right i'll take it, just hope it explodes my heart so i can die doing the thing i love
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends

(DarkLegacy) And a dark silence began to blanket the Earth
(DarkLegacy) The lights that once dotted throughout the cities and could be seen through space no long shone their yellow brilliance
(DarkLegacy) A nuclear silence, a disturbing and absolute silence - an almost deafing silence was the result of a decade of nuclear war.
(DarkLegacy) It all started in the year 2006, when a regime declared by the most powerful country in the world caused the other nations to revolt
(DarkLegacy) In fear of nuclear warfare, many countries stocked up on nuclear arsenal and missile defense systems
(DarkLegacy) The smallest countries fell first, giving rise to the others that would soon follow
(DarkLegacy) By late 2016, the world as we knew it was no more.
(DarkLegacy) The remaining populus that wasn't mutated by radiation or infected with disease crowded together
(DarkLegacy) Clinging to the last remnants of human technology
(DarkLegacy) Basic things that were taken for granted back in 2000 were now artifacts
(DarkLegacy) Spoons, forks, napkins, cups..
(DarkLegacy) But one network above all still remained of the "Internet"
(DarkLegacy) The one known as IRC
(DarkLegacy) Throughout history, people have used IRC as a means of communication
(DarkLegacy) The people of the future knew this, and as they began to boot up the last working computer on the planet
(DarkLegacy) They logged into #elderscrolls automatically
(DarkLegacy) Where they sat, and waited
(DarkLegacy) Looking at the blinking green cursor
(DarkLegacy) In hopes of another human soul, sitting in the same network
(DarkLegacy) Blink.. blink... blink.....

[18:26:28] * You have been disconnected, please type /server irc.chatspike.net to reconnect.
[18:26:35] * You have been disconnected, please type /server irc.chatspike.net to reconnect.
[18:27:03] -!- You has changed nicknames to Kross
[18:27:08] * Duck has quit: [ChatSpike] So long, and thanks for all the fish!
[18:27:37] * Duck has joined #chatspike
[18:27:43] * Duck receives mode +h from ChanServ
[18:27:47] (Duck) Kross, I hate you.
[18:27:52] (Kross) :o
[18:30:16] (Y) Now kith.

[15:38] <F> Good afternoon, Doc.
[15:39] <Doc> howdy, ma'am
[15:41] <Doc> when I was at the courhouse this morning (for jury duty), I overheard a guy talking to his wife... "Honey, how about we go dancing tonight?" She answered, "Babe, you dance like a named M&M" :)
[15:41] <Doc> er, naked
[15:42] <F> That does not sound like something I would want to see.

<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family