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[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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[19:04] <Togy> quit it
[19:04] * Craig sets mode: +v Togy
[19:04] <Togy> or i'll break chan rules :p
[19:04] <Craig> did someone say quit? :D
[19:04] <Togy> again
[19:04] <Craig> blank the fuck up
[19:04] <[OPA]Garak> lol
[19:04] <Craig> err
[19:04] <Craig> wait
Taken in #chatspike with the PG13 rating ^^
[19:04] * Craig sets mode: +v Togy
[19:04] <Togy> or i'll break chan rules :p
[19:04] <Craig> did someone say quit? :D
[19:04] <Togy> again
[19:04] <Craig> blank the fuck up
[19:04] <[OPA]Garak> lol
[19:04] <Craig> err
[19:04] <Craig> wait
Taken in #chatspike with the PG13 rating ^^
<Brain> burning rap cds make a nice noise
<Brain> i'm talking with fire, not CD-RW's
<Herbstwind> you know this kidz with the giant fubu jeans, beasbal caps or this condom-like tissues on their head
<Herbstwind> all white rich and stupid
<Herbstwind> pretending to be dangerous gangstas
<ol> can we burn them too?
<Herbstwind> sure, get some lighter fluid
* ol pops out to get some BBQ supplies
<Brain> lol
<ol> you think I'm going to waste a fire this good... have you seen fat burn? ;)
<Brain> LOL!
* ol buys a few marshmallows and sausages while he's out
<Brain> lol
<Brain> get me some buns for the sausages
<Herbstwind> is there a country where people still get burnt at the stake?
<ol> bring your own buns... I'm using a toasting fork
<ol> I doubt it herb
<ol> then again, I would also think bringing a pack of marshmallows to that would be seen as distasteful ;)
<Brain> i'm talking with fire, not CD-RW's
<Herbstwind> you know this kidz with the giant fubu jeans, beasbal caps or this condom-like tissues on their head
<Herbstwind> all white rich and stupid
<Herbstwind> pretending to be dangerous gangstas
<ol> can we burn them too?
<Herbstwind> sure, get some lighter fluid
* ol pops out to get some BBQ supplies
<Brain> lol
<ol> you think I'm going to waste a fire this good... have you seen fat burn? ;)
<Brain> LOL!
* ol buys a few marshmallows and sausages while he's out
<Brain> lol
<Brain> get me some buns for the sausages
<Herbstwind> is there a country where people still get burnt at the stake?
<ol> bring your own buns... I'm using a toasting fork
<ol> I doubt it herb
<ol> then again, I would also think bringing a pack of marshmallows to that would be seen as distasteful ;)
<ol> theres a piano player in the lobby of terminal E, and she's pretty good
<ClaireBear> lol
<Olli> lol
<Olli> 24/7 ?
<Sporks> 3.42857142857143
* Olli hits Sporks
* Sporks Hits Olli with a shovel. From an excavator.
<ol> dunno
<Olli> that hurt...
<Sporks> that is what you get for starting the pillowfight
Sometimes I wonder how much of Sporks really is a bot...
<ClaireBear> lol
<Olli> lol
<Olli> 24/7 ?
<Sporks> 3.42857142857143
* Olli hits Sporks
* Sporks Hits Olli with a shovel. From an excavator.
<ol> dunno
<Olli> that hurt...
<Sporks> that is what you get for starting the pillowfight
Sometimes I wonder how much of Sporks really is a bot...
[21:52] <+Twilight-> I LOVE YOU DOC
[21:52] <+Twilight-> AND I DONT CARE IF YOURE INVOLVED WITH GOOSE OR ANYTHING
[21:53] <+Twilight-> BUT ITS OK WE CAN RUN AWAY TOGETHER
[21:53] <+Doc> awww, you're so kind. :)
[21:53] <%goose> MINE
[21:53] * %goose gets his shotgun
[21:54] * +Twilight- gets his barbeque
[21:54] <+Twilight-> IT'S ON
[21:54] <+Twilight-> I'M HAVING GOOSE TONIGHT
[21:54] <+Doc> never had two men fighting over me. I feel like a princess :)
[21:52] <+Twilight-> AND I DONT CARE IF YOURE INVOLVED WITH GOOSE OR ANYTHING
[21:53] <+Twilight-> BUT ITS OK WE CAN RUN AWAY TOGETHER
[21:53] <+Doc> awww, you're so kind. :)
[21:53] <%goose> MINE
[21:53] * %goose gets his shotgun
[21:54] * +Twilight- gets his barbeque
[21:54] <+Twilight-> IT'S ON
[21:54] <+Twilight-> I'M HAVING GOOSE TONIGHT
[21:54] <+Doc> never had two men fighting over me. I feel like a princess :)
* +goose stabs hello2u in the eye
<+goose> poked you back
* +hello2u pokes goose with his dead eyeball
<+hello2u> .P
<+Doc> I will not sit still for such blatant eyeball abuse!
* +Doc stands up
<+goose> poked you back
* +hello2u pokes goose with his dead eyeball
<+hello2u> .P
<+Doc> I will not sit still for such blatant eyeball abuse!
* +Doc stands up
<@lweber> FrostyCoolWork: I'll touch Java all night long
(%Odin) Yodaserv - Identified you have, yes.
<@Andres> I remember once when chatting with a gal I actually typod hug into hump :3
<~Tarwen`Cleaning> hahahaha
* ~Tarwen`Cleaning huGs Andres
* @Andres huMPs Tarwen :p
<~Tarwen`Cleaning> hahahaha
* ~Tarwen`Cleaning huGs Andres
* @Andres huMPs Tarwen :p
