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#334 (3)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-06-17 05:51:04
<+Loki> I thought this was a football free zone :P
<+Loki> But whatever
<+Blankie> Snap.
<+Loki> I don't give 2 shits
<+Star> Brain's asleep, so you're probably good ..
<@Brain> dont you BET on it.
<+Star> haha
<+Star> Brain's like a vampire.
<+Robly> he is!
<+Star> he just pops up out of the shadows.
<+Star> and yells, "NO FOOTBALL!"
<+Robly> thrice
<+Loki> bwahahaha
<+Robly> gah
<+Robly> foiled again
<+Robly> oh well
<+Robly> it was good while it lasted
<+Loki> Brain is NEVER asleep
<@Brain> yeah
<+Robly> brain is actually a machine
<@Brain> never asleep, always watching
<@Brain> im a bot.
<@Brain> beep.
<+Robly> either that or he sleeps with his eyes open - like gandalf
<+Star> Brain, does Boo know? :p
<@Brain> star sure, boo is a bot too
<@Brain> heheh
<+Star> :o
<+Star> bot secks.
#562 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-05-26 16:06:28
-Global- From Craig: We are sorry to announce, that according to UK NHS Records, Craig died on April the 14th. He will be missed.. (Seriously, according to records.. i'm dead.. I think that makes me immortal :/)

<Craig> i found out earlier today
<Raptor> can i have your network? O:)
<Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D
* Hen chuckles
<Azumarill> rofl Craig
<Phase> nice craig
* Hen has left #chatspike
<SirOlli> <Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D <- that's where the smell's coming from...
#280 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-01 11:51:08
--> arsen ([email protected]) has joined #WinBot
--- SoloFlock sets modes [#WinBot +v arsen]
<arsen> hi all
* Ib3N removes arsen's n
<arsen> what does arse means ?
<Ib3N> It means you are a great person
<arsen> thx Ib3N
<Ib3N> np :)
<arsen> i need some help
<arsen> with my winbot
<Ib3N> so If you meet a englishman, and you are grateful, tell him he's a arse
<arsen> :>
<arsen> mmm iknow one here at naples
<Ib3N> :)
<arsen> maybe i will tell him
<arsen> :D
<Ib3N> yup :)
#1478 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-10 00:46:08
<~w00t> Maggie: where are you nowdays? you seem to be so seldom around and irritating compared to ye olden days!
<+Maggie> University :)
* w00t blniks
<~w00t> you grew up!
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#1587 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2011-04-04 16:14:40
10:28:54 <+Jay> sleep is for the weak
10:29:10 <@Chris> I beg to differ
10:29:14 <@Chris> I love sleeping
10:29:17 <@Chris> And I am not weak
10:29:39 <@Chris> I have crushed many a nation after an afternoon nap
#546 (0)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-05-05 19:53:40
[19:54] <{-_-}> Imstillmartin, you're annoying
[19:54] <{-_-}> really, you are
[19:54] * {-_-} sets mode: +oo Elf Togy
[19:54] <Togy> what about me?
[19:54] <Imstillmartin> ?
[19:54] <{-_-}> you're okay

Ha, it's offical, i've moved upto "Okay".....now i'm getting places :D
#1091 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-23 02:12:40
[18:04:33] * Karate yawns
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.
#739 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-02-15 22:10:14
* w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +h w00t for #chatspike
* w00t is now known as Sarah
<Sarah> ehm
#1507 (9)
Posted by goose @ 2010-03-04 18:36:17
<+Duck> Hey goose
<+Duck> I'm really happy for you
<+Duck> and imma let you finish
* Duck has quit (Killed (goose (PWND)))