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#1117 (0)
Posted by jujimufu @ 2007-05-04 22:32:52
(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...
#560 (4)
Posted by Debruineo @ 2005-05-23 20:42:23
[ +SirOlli ] woohoo! I got my tax refund!
[ +Mike ] woohoo, I sent SirOlli a fake check to make him think he got a tax refund!
#298 (0)
Posted by typobox43 @ 2004-11-10 20:26:37
<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep
#1215 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-12-08 02:37:04
<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel
#1113 (0)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-04-25 15:49:23
[15:35:09] <eth0|laptop> i got myself a girl :P
[15:35:18] <eth0|laptop> i dont need you anymore :P
[15:35:24] <naiSt> oooooooooh
[15:35:27] <naiSt> liar
[15:35:41] <naiSt> what pr0n tracker do you download from?
[15:35:43] <naiSt> wich*
[15:36:08] <Tarwen> :O
[15:36:09] <eth0|laptop> i get my pr0n from youporn.com
[15:36:11] <eth0|laptop> :P
[15:36:32] <eth0|laptop> but i wouldnt lie about having a girl ;)
[15:37:04] <naiSt> even if you found a girls name for your right hand, it still doesn't count as a girl
[15:37:07] <naiSt> sorry :/
[15:37:53] <Tarwen> Rosie Palm and her five daughters
[15:37:53] <eth0|laptop> lmao
[15:38:07] <eth0|laptop> nah, 10 daughters
[15:38:09] <eth0|laptop> ;)
[15:38:09] <Tarwen> Wow, you get around eth0 ;)
[15:38:14] <naiSt> slut
#862 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-31 13:18:53
<Om> Blergh.
<Om> Just, blergh.
<Om> Anyone here know more about C++ iostreams than I do?
<Om> Someone please say yes
<Om> Because I really can't see how to do this without either global vars, or redefining every operator<<
<Om> oooh
<Om> OOOH
* w00t watches Om orgasm
<Om> :<
#515 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-11 11:27:18
(Blackic3) Ib3N, since your here. why dosent you replay to my privat messege to you :\
(@Ib3N) Blackic3, he?
- (DM|school) sets (#chatspike +v Blackic3)
(@Ib3N) why doesnt I replay to your private messege to me?
(+Blackic3) yes. when i PM you. you never replay :\
(@Ib3N) oh
(@Ib3N) Im probably afk then
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#1472 (5)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-05 16:34:07
<Duck> 8=D
<Duck> Solve this equation
<Curly> D=(-8)^2
<Curly> oh wait
<Curly> nooooooo
<Duck> lmao
<Curly> *stabs her sleepy brain*
<Duck> you tried to solve 8=D
<Duck> rofl
<Curly> it's penis :X
<Duck> I KNOW LOL
#953 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-17 21:20:14
[12:57] * Star has quit (Connection reset by queer)
[12:57] <Majic> lol
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[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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*loves messing with Brain's test server*
*also loves /saquit*