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#361 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 20:25:00
<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT
#1330 (5)
Posted by grapey @ 2009-08-16 15:04:22
<Alchemist> The worrying thing is w00t thinking about me having a thing for balls.
<w00t> YOU HAVE BALLS
<w00t> I LIKE BALLS.
#897 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-18 04:08:15
[20:04] * Robly has quit ([CS] Quit: Cock AND Piss)
[20:04] * Majic bitchslaps Robly's quit message.
[20:04] <Majic> You ain't got the first and you do the second sitting down, Robly!
#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
#1457 (4)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-22 22:28:36
[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;
#90 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:52
[23:39:43] <Azador`> there are some simple rules
[23:39:53] <Azador`> coma is never right is one of them :P
#488 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-20 21:38:55
* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli
#199 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:42
[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?
#1566 (1)
Posted by NewClassic @ 2011-02-03 13:29:13
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Lotus I would have sex with.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.
#1618 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-17 05:08:32
[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes