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#1435 (6)
Posted by goose @ 2009-11-30 13:41:32
<spb> i am coming to the conclusion that majic doesn't actually live in any timezone on earth
#486 (1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-20 14:03:15
<General_Crespin> I hate shaving and then looking in the mirror after I get out of the shower and seeing I missed a spot.
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#268 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:24
* kujoe is now known as G
* G is now known as G0D
* G0D has quit IRC ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn (Impersonating an oper!))
#497 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-09-26 11:45:22
--- [OPA]GarazzZZ is now known as [OPA]Garak
* [OPA]Garak bangs to Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or later
<[OPA]Garak> Erm... my head that is
<[OPA]Garak> G'day guys
#109 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:43:03
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> i am following the discussion in darkgalaxy
[21:51] <Togy> im just trying to get through it
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> hehe
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> its hard
[21:51] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> a lot has been said
* Looking up kittaway user info...
[21:52] <Coolspirit> its interesting :)))))))
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> you missed a lot :)
[21:52] <Tomisch|tiredofreading> but martel, ol, brain AND craig are talking lol
[21:53] <Togy> yeah i know
[21:53] <Togy> im a bit freaked out
[21:53] <Togy> it takes something of astronomical perportions to get that many ircops to talk at the same time
#444 (2)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-12 01:18:23
<Star> So the monkeys fly out of your ass?

<Zarrexaij> That would be painful for my donkey.
#1232 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-02-06 01:29:10
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
#766 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-04-24 21:27:10
[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE