(DarkLegacy) And a dark silence began to blanket the Earth
(DarkLegacy) The lights that once dotted throughout the cities and could be seen through space no long shone their yellow brilliance
(DarkLegacy) A nuclear silence, a disturbing and absolute silence - an almost deafing silence was the result of a decade of nuclear war.
(DarkLegacy) It all started in the year 2006, when a regime declared by the most powerful country in the world caused the other nations to revolt
(DarkLegacy) In fear of nuclear warfare, many countries stocked up on nuclear arsenal and missile defense systems
(DarkLegacy) The smallest countries fell first, giving rise to the others that would soon follow
(DarkLegacy) By late 2016, the world as we knew it was no more.
(DarkLegacy) The remaining populus that wasn't mutated by radiation or infected with disease crowded together
(DarkLegacy) Clinging to the last remnants of human technology
(DarkLegacy) Basic things that were taken for granted back in 2000 were now artifacts
(DarkLegacy) Spoons, forks, napkins, cups..
(DarkLegacy) But one network above all still remained of the "Internet"
(DarkLegacy) The one known as IRC
(DarkLegacy) Throughout history, people have used IRC as a means of communication
(DarkLegacy) The people of the future knew this, and as they began to boot up the last working computer on the planet
(DarkLegacy) They logged into #elderscrolls automatically
(DarkLegacy) Where they sat, and waited
(DarkLegacy) Looking at the blinking green cursor
(DarkLegacy) In hopes of another human soul, sitting in the same network
(DarkLegacy) Blink.. blink... blink.....

<goboman>does anyone know how i can use winbot on starcraft
<Blue_Star>lmao
<Blue_Star>wrong channel for that goboman :P
<[Brain]>goboman type this: /msg irc quit being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft
<[Brain]>then mr irc (one of our regulars) will help you
<goboman>ok
<goboman>thx
<[Brain]>you must tell him to quit being quiet tho.... that'll get his attention cause its his notify ;)
<--goboman has quit ([CS] Quit: being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft)

[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|

[4:15:53pm] -Global- From Craig: w00t is bored.. everyone PM him with 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:17:08pm] <LinkTetra> w00t! you suck.,
[4:16:23pm] <luigiman> 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:16:35pm] <KrazyTaco> w00t! you suck..
[4:16:42pm] <Kitsune> <3
[4:16:10pm] <Omni> w00t! Craig is a jerk!
[4:16:14pm] <w00t> HAHAHAHA
[4:17:35pm] <Omni> Don't get me /killed! :P


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*** Error: Closing Link: Omni[blk-224-170-238.eastlink.ca] gir.chatspike.net (Killed (Craig (-- Pwned.)))

<n00bie> @Craig:
<n00bie> //)
<n00bie> ,/ /
<n00bie> / /
<n00bie> //\' \'/
<n00bie> /\'/ / / //\\
<n00bie> (\'( ;/\' \')
<n00bie> \\ \' /
<n00bie> \'\\\' \\ _.
<n00bie> \\ (
<n00bie> \\ \\
<[PSA]cab86> LOL
<Raptor> :o
<Raptor> rofl :D
<Tomisch|away> lol
* Marie sets mode: +b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
* n00bie was kicked by Marie (bye :p)
<[PSA]cab86> he he... noob needs a live
<Tomisch|away> hahaha
<[PSA]cab86> **life
* Marie sets mode: -b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
<Coolspirit> nasty
<[PSA]cab86> he actually spent time to draw that
<Tomisch|away> he is dutch :o lol
<Coolspirit> :)
<Raptor> tuurlijk :)
<[BRC]Finwe> lol
<Tomisch|away> hehe

[18:49:04] [%MacOmni] If OS X were a car, it would have some shiny, fancy, neon-lit gear sequence, like one of those coin flatteners you see at museums, to start the engine. And to shift gears, you'd need to pet the rainbow-coloured teddy bear five times, in the right place.

*Aristeo sets mode +b on Russiancleaninglady.
20:34 <Russiancleaninglady> what..
<Russiancleaninglady> ehh come on
<Russiancleaninglady> im sorry
<Russiancleaninglady> ok man ill keep quiet amigo
<Aristeo> Nope. Too late
<Russiancleaninglady> naaw man
<Russiancleaninglady> im bored
<Russiancleaninglady> please bro
<Aristeo> Okay...
<Russiancleaninglady> im beggin ya
*Aristeo sets mode -b on Russiancleaninglady.
<Russiancleaninglady> thanks man

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(%John) Pfft. PDF is kind of like anal sex. No matter what you use it on, it's still going to be a shitty experience.

[16:10:40] <@Pete> See if you can part the seas this time you jewish bastard
[16:10:44] *** (Part) Moses ([email protected]) has left #omnia (Red Sea)

* SirOlli feels slightly ashamed
<LaptopBrain> lol
<LaptopBrain> welcome to chatspike