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#347 (4)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-12-04 06:14:51
[22:47] <Darzan> slap some 16 yr old ass on your way to the kitchen
[22:47] <Darzan> ^^
[22:47] <coco> hey watch it...lol i have one of those
[22:47] <Jango> O.o
[22:47] <Darzan> heh
[22:47] * Jango spanks it on the way to the kitchen then
[22:47] <Darzan> EXACTLY my point
[22:47] <Darzan> w00t jangs
[22:47] <Ravensky> coco is 16?
[22:47] <nakedCob> w00t
[22:47] <Darzan> raven you are lightning fucking quick man
[22:47] <Ravensky> what do ya mean
[22:47] <nakedCob> exactly
[22:47] <Darzan> oh christ
[22:47] <coco> lol
#1678 (-5)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-03-06 00:15:41
<ScrubberDucky> Yo dawg, toss me a shizzle in my wizzle.. bro. Summa dat.. green in.. hee.
#1164 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-04 02:25:11
<+Riv_Griffen> zomg
<+Riv_Griffen> I just thought of something
<+Riv_Griffen> Tarwen, you love me >:)
<+Tarwen> I do?
<+Riv_Griffen> yeah
<+Riv_Griffen> you love cok :P
<+Riv_Griffen> cock* >.<
<+Riv_Griffen> I have one, :P
<+Riv_Griffen> my logic is flawless :P
<+Kenny> does that mean she loves me more?
<+Riv_Griffen> damnit
<+Riv_Griffen> thats not fair Kenny
* +Riv_Griffen curses
<~[BRC]treesa> hahahaha
* +Riv_Griffen hangs his head in shame
<+Tarwen> roflmfao
<+Kenny> you do that Riv...both of them
<+Kenny> >:)
#275 (12)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:52
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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
<-- Craig has quit ([homer.chatspike.net] Local kill by Craig (Impersonating an IRCOp!))
<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oq Craig Craig]
<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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#843 (6)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-07-14 06:23:54
<[BRC]Odin> dearly unbeloved, we idle here today to join Majic tomandy and Elisha in unholy irc matromony
<Majic> ahahaha
<[BRC]Odin> if any one should object remain idle or be flamed by them

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Our Pastor Odin++
#308 (-2)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-15 23:28:27
<cab86> because it gets boring when you are playing by yourself
<Vader> Shoot through and kill anyone on the other side.
<cab86> i need someone to play with :P
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<Beer> lol
#854 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-07-26 22:25:21
<tomandy> heres a tip for studying
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
#685 (0)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2005-10-16 11:23:08
* Om sets mode +spam w00t
(w00t) :O .O. O:
(w00t) :o o:
(w00t) :O O:
(Om) :o o:
* w00t prods Om with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Blue-water with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Surfer with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Lolya with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t stabs w00t with a random monkey
* w00t sabers w00t with a menacing set of AOL discs
* Om wallops w00t continuously with a wet and mouldy Emerald-spotted Wood Dove
* w00t obliterates w00t with a moronic PHPv2 script
* w00t kung-fu's w00t with a dessicated Windows ME user guide
* Om baseball-bats w00t a few times with a slimy Common Zebra
* Om murders w00t many times against a bloody, disgusting Brown Surgeonfish
#1498 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-28 18:56:32
<~LaptopBrain> ever tried snake typo?
<&typobox43> no
<~LaptopBrain> want to?
<&typobox43> this feels like a trap
#1614 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:38:30
<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol