[01:19:34] <Karate|AFK> i never got weird email spam
[01:19:38] <Karate|AFK> till like...4 months ago?
[01:19:43] <Karate|AFK> and now everyone wants to enlarge my penis :/

<+playboyman> in ZNC, I noticed that the host its using is divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org, which isn't on my list
<tichit> what ip is it conigured for?
<+playboyman> that's the thing: I don't see an ip
<tichit> unable to resolve divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org
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With a host like that, I'm not surprised ;)

<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery

<[BRC]treesa> 190. What is the study of prehistoric plants and animals?
<Dooie> plantology
<[BRC]treesa> Here's a hint: paleo
<[BR]eliot> paleonthology
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<JointVW> bahaha
<[BR]eliot> fuck!
<[BR]eliot> it was correct answer
<Dooie> paleology
<JointVW> yeah i know
<LostProphet> paleontology
<[BR]eliot> i guess the lag finally cought up with her
<JointVW> you got pwnd by peer

[19:56] <Star> Muse, did you play it yet?
[19:56] <Kaladarus> don't get me started on emo.....
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> Play what?
[19:56] <Star> the table tennis game
[19:56] <Muse_Rock> wtf?
[19:56] <Star> by rockstar ...
[19:56] <Star> that's out for the 360, you post.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Oh, no I didn't... why would I?
[19:57] <Star> Because it looks awesome?
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> But it's still table tennis
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> ...
[19:57] <Star> Knowing rockstar, you can probably murder potential opponents.
[19:57] <Muse_Rock> Plus it's mainly online, the singleplayer is crap (well so I've read).
[19:58] <Star> Whoa, whoa, whoa ..
[19:58] <Star> You can read?

(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...

[22:24] <MrFunderful> hey, how can u private message someone from outside the room
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[22:26] <Star|Away> Damn. I'm such an idiot. I was trying to tell him to message with /quit <msg here> and then I /quit myself.
[22:26] <Star|Away> :<

15:09 * Arsenic writes a note, seals it in a bottle and tosses it in the river "Stuck in hospital. Send beer."
15:10 * Beer sends Arsenic a keg
15:10 <Arsenic> \o/

<Dr_Kev> I AM TEH SEXILICIOUS!

<peavey> you have been eaten by a grue
<LaptopBrain> hey thats not fair
<LaptopBrain> it wasnt even slightly shadowy in here
<LaptopBrain> :<
<peavey> GM!
<peavey> :p
<peavey> I wear the cloak and medallion of power. mine! not yours! so I make the rules :)
<LaptopBrain> pfft, what you going to do next, you evil GM.... ninja underwater tigers???
<LaptopBrain> :P
<peavey> uuh I know, ghost piranhas
* LaptopBrain puts on his cloak and wizard hat
<dz> robe*
<peavey> Hungry level 75 ghost piranhas are blocking your path, do you run or do you fight?
<peavey> I may remind you that only feathery boots of the swift peacock can outrun ghost piranhas
<LaptopBrain> i cast level 99 phirana awayness
<peavey> you are eaten by a grue
<peavey> lmao
<LaptopBrain> UNDER WATER?!
* LaptopBrain isnt playing any more!!! :(
<peavey> rofl
<LaptopBrain> lol
<peavey> I keep hearing comic book guys voice saying that
<peavey> for extra lulz
<peavey> I'd pay to get him to read those 3 lines