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#451 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-02-06 20:09:53
<Herbstwind> wow, someone complaining that he wasted time on irc, unbelievable....
#762 (4)
Posted by Foxhill @ 2006-04-09 23:19:22
<Stormscape> ok it's official
<Stormscape> my computer hates chatspike
<@Hart> Good thing, cause ChatSpike hates you too
#1043 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-12-26 10:23:12
<mordecais> ALL LEFT OVERS ARE GOOD ONE (as long as there are no bananas in them)
<AwgMotH> why no bananas?
<mordecais> i do not like then and have a slight phobia of them
<AwgMotH> oh
<AwgMotH> weird
<AwgMotH> bananaphobia
<mordecais> correctness
<Bernhammer> wouldn't you use the greek word for banana?
<AwgMotH> i don't know the greek word for banana
<AwgMotH> else i would've used it
#1070 (-1)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-18 01:22:06
* Majic has joined #til
* Quinn gives Majic a cookie
<Magnus> Arr Majic
<Quinn> cookie chat
* Quinn gives Magnus a cookie
<Magnus> Majic: http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1268&l=3
<Magnus> Yay
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> WAHAHAHA!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1266&l=3
<Majic> :D
<Quinn> HEY!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1095&l=3
<Quinn> >.>>
<Quinn> wrong one...
<Majic> lol, those are so weird... :D
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=952&l=3
<Quinn> there
<Majic> ahahah, just saw the last one. :D
<Majic> omg, you are all boners!
<Majic> er...
<Majic> stoners*
<Quinn> LOL
<Majic> I need a new keybloard....
<Majic> keyboard...*
<Quinn> I have to learn to QuoteSpike!

(the links were to Top Ten and New Ten Quotespike. look em up... if you dare :P)
#1105 (-2)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-03-26 23:02:24
<Loranna> I feel silly going into battle with a flamingo
#1713 (2)
Posted by Iain @ 2012-10-02 21:59:35
2158 * [BRC]Ingus is gonna kick craig in the nuts if that bug isnt fixed next test
2159 (@[BRC]treesa) oh...thats a good idea..
#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

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04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.
#29 (0)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 05:29:31
<Hart> Again, you miss the whole point
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p
#1355 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-05 00:08:32
<SnoFox> They be trollin'... They hatin'...
#139 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:51:27
[19:09] <Ish|aweh> i'm comming i'm comming
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten