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#306 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-15 00:14:23
[00:13] <j> Isn't there an emotional damage form I can fill out, or something?
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen
#850 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-07-30 05:09:28
[05:02:48] <+ed> whats the command to kick everyone from a room?
[05:03:01] <+ed> and dont say /quit
[05:03:15] <+ed> and anyone who says it for irony's sake, you aren't funny
[05:03:20] <+ed> :P
[05:03:59] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect ?
[05:04:13] <+ed> ....
[05:04:17] <+ed> no, really
[05:04:21] <+ed> is it /clear
[05:04:23] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect all, should do it
[05:04:25] <+ed> i mean
[05:04:36] <@w00t[hl2> if you're using mirc
[05:04:37] <+ed> -.-
[05:04:45] -> [ed] VERSION
[05:04:47] [ed VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 Khaled Mardam-Bey
[05:04:48] <@w00t[hl2> which you are
[05:04:56] <@w00t[hl2> (upgrade to 6.2 sometime btw)
[05:05:01] <+ed> mm
[05:05:15] * +ed ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: G-Lined: You are banned from this network (Fondling Boo's chest))
[05:05:22] * ed ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[05:05:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v ed
[05:05:29] <+ed> penis
[05:05:46] <@w00t[hl2> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
[05:05:48] * +ed cockslaps w00t and smears cockcheese all over his smarmy face
[05:05:50] <@w00t[hl2> you actually did it
[05:05:57] <@w00t[hl2> omfg!!
[05:05:58] <+ed> shut up cockbender :p
#702 (3)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2005-12-15 17:14:42
[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.
#1620 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:00:02
*LordEfreak* sleep Havvy
*wolfbot* You slept with them.

<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of LORDEFREAK!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
<Scarth> He died as he lived.
<Legacy> in the arms of a very hairy man?
<Nat> indeed
#1414 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-26 22:40:26
22:28:09 [+Hisakata] Because you touch yourself at night.
22:28:59 [@dz] hardly

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#1496 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-24 17:19:35
* You are now known as wOOt
-NickServ- Nick wOOt is now registered to your account.
<wOOt> grouped
<wOOt> that'll come in useful later...
* You are now known as goose
* goose nano things_to_global_as_woot.txt
* goose gets plastered drunk, starts typing
#876 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2006-08-08 20:39:42
*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh
#1717 (3)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2012-11-02 11:04:53
<titsos> lips would be weird in my area
#1059 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2007-01-11 18:42:32
<NoMorePie>[ Question 5 of 200: [Category: Gay Issues] Gay Issues: How many colours are there in the rainbow-coloured, "Freedom Flag"?]
<LaptopChampy> 6
<NoMorePie>[ Correct LaptopChampy! The answer was 6. You gain 4 points for answering in 2 seconds! ]
#1548 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2010-08-12 02:04:32
20:52:22 -!- chast [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:52:37 < chast> I'm having a big bug in 2.0
20:52:56 < chast> For some reason it wont lemme compile under windows xp