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<NoMorePie> [ Question 168 of 200: [Category: Medical] Phobias: Dikephobia- Fear of ______? ]
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao
<Ib3N> lesbians
<tonymillion> lesbians
<tonymillion> :D
<Ib3N> lol
<Seta-san> lmao
(16:32:17)(Om) Shall I do some coding......or play Splinter Cell?
(16:34:22)(@Omni2) Just turn off the lights, Om, and code with night-vision goggles on, and pretend you're Sam Fisher.
(16:34:31)(Juan_Anselm) xD
(16:34:53)(Om) haha
(16:34:22)(@Omni2) Just turn off the lights, Om, and code with night-vision goggles on, and pretend you're Sam Fisher.
(16:34:31)(Juan_Anselm) xD
(16:34:53)(Om) haha
23:21:13 <&Chris> so the moral of the story is
23:21:18 <&Chris> if you want to be a chatspike operator
23:21:21 <&Chris> give w00t testicles
23:21:18 <&Chris> if you want to be a chatspike operator
23:21:21 <&Chris> give w00t testicles
[14:26] <Om> np?
[14:26] <Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1; Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music
[14:27] <Om> oi
[14:27] <w00t> AQUA!?!
[14:27] <Om> :<
[14:27] <LaptopBrain> rofl
[14:27] <Om> that's not mine :P
[14:26] <Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1; Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music
[14:27] <Om> oi
[14:27] <w00t> AQUA!?!
[14:27] <Om> :<
[14:27] <LaptopBrain> rofl
[14:27] <Om> that's not mine :P
<Craig> this is like.. a 'whos penis is bigger' competition :/
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
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<ed> :I
<mordecai> BACKSTREET BOYS
<mordecai> \M/
<Bernhammer> \M/
<Bernhammer> Backstreet's Back!
<mordecai> ALRIGHT
<ed> ...
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<ed> :I
<mordecai> BACKSTREET BOYS
<mordecai> \M/
<Bernhammer> \M/
<Bernhammer> Backstreet's Back!
<mordecai> ALRIGHT
<ed> ...
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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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[11:09] <Jango> was togy's hard rateh?
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...
[13:43] <skenmy> i feel abused
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
