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#1207 (2)
Posted by Proweler @ 2007-11-18 21:10:01
22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?
#1217 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-12-16 00:29:38
01:10 <Ancient> Brain.
01:17 <Majic|Irssi> Spinal cord.
01:19 <dz> speaking of, my back's nice and screwed up
01:25 <Majic|Irssi> I told you I shouldn't have been on top. :<
01:25 <Blades> lmao
01:26 <Majic|Irssi> Someone always gets hurt in a cuddle puddle... :(
01:27 <Brain> why is the brain and spinal cord shy
01:27 <Brain> because its a nervous system :p
01:27 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
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IRC is just so cute sometimes....
#1232 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-02-06 01:29:10
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles
#1351 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-02 16:35:20
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday dear Doc Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:25 [Lizzy] lmao
16:25 +Doc feeds goose some of his birthday cupcake
16:25 [%Namegduf] Happy Birthday to you!


Happy Bird-day Docsies. We all <3 ya.
#1441 (3)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-12-05 19:11:45
[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao
#772 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-26 08:46:00
[17:43:56] <+kelly> do you master light sabers?
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#1369 (1)
Posted by Taros @ 2009-09-17 01:26:16
20:11 -!- Nickname [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
20:11 < Nickname> wat
20:12 < Nickname> i can`t fucking change my dick
#995 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 03:57:55
<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o