- Latest Quotes
- Top Quotes
- Bottom Quotes
- Random Quotes
- Search Quotes
- All Quotes
Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family
[19:23] * atk[EATING] tgrows Craig into a pit full of Kerosine and lights it UP
[19:23] * ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[19:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa ol ol
[19:24] <Brik> pyromaniac!
[19:24] <Brik> lo ol
[19:24] <ol> I never did it
[19:25] <Brik> haha
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ROFL
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ol spoken unprepared
[19:23] * ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[19:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa ol ol
[19:24] <Brik> pyromaniac!
[19:24] <Brik> lo ol
[19:24] <ol> I never did it
[19:25] <Brik> haha
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ROFL
[19:25] <atk[EATING]> ol spoken unprepared
(11:56:52) (@Craig|Work) Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
(11:58:56) (+tomandy) Never been so clear to me!
(12:04:50) ! @Brain goes to understand recursion
(12:05:06) Quits: Brain (Brain) : [ Stack overflow ]
(11:58:56) (+tomandy) Never been so clear to me!
(12:04:50) ! @Brain goes to understand recursion
(12:05:06) Quits: Brain (Brain) : [ Stack overflow ]
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero
[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero
[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
[22:24] <MrFunderful> hey, how can u private message someone from outside the room
[22:24] <-- Star|Away has quit ([CS] Quit: <msg here>)
...
[22:25] --> Star|Away ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[22:26] <Star|Away> Damn. I'm such an idiot. I was trying to tell him to message with /quit <msg here> and then I /quit myself.
[22:26] <Star|Away> :<
[22:24] <-- Star|Away has quit ([CS] Quit: <msg here>)
...
[22:25] --> Star|Away ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[22:26] <Star|Away> Damn. I'm such an idiot. I was trying to tell him to message with /quit <msg here> and then I /quit myself.
[22:26] <Star|Away> :<
<SnoFox> Dude, people say, "Omg staffer" even when my vHost is "krusty" :<
<Duck> but
<Duck> but
<Duck> I thought you /were/ a staffer
<Duck> D:<
* SnoFox removes channel half-operator status from SnoFox
<SnoFox> Undercover Op.
<SnoFox> Ssh.
<Duck> but
<Duck> but
<Duck> I thought you /were/ a staffer
<Duck> D:<
* SnoFox removes channel half-operator status from SnoFox
<SnoFox> Undercover Op.
<SnoFox> Ssh.
[09:06:14] join, [RD] [[email protected]]
[09:06:15] mode, [ChanServ] sets [+oa RD RD]
[09:06:33] [@RD] uh
[09:07:03] [+Coma] RD
[09:07:09] [@RD] heyhun
[09:07:09] [+Coma] do you shave ur balls?
[09:06:15] mode, [ChanServ] sets [+oa RD RD]
[09:06:33] [@RD] uh
[09:07:03] [+Coma] RD
[09:07:09] [@RD] heyhun
[09:07:09] [+Coma] do you shave ur balls?
