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#202 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:10:57
[21:35] <Crypt> i've resisted tasting my own love juice
[21:35] <Crypt> cause if i like it does that mean im gay?

What do you think??
#1199 (1)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-10-08 16:26:44
[16:37:28] <Andres> Heya, hornypants :D
[16:37:38] <Andres> Had naughty dreams about Riv? :)
[18:25:01] <Aristeo> Andres: Nope :D
[18:25:46] <Andres> Lies
[18:25:58] <Andres> I know you want to sex Riv a lot
[18:25:58] <Aristeo> Truths
#1718 (1)
Posted by titsos @ 2012-11-06 13:14:03
<Ikoru> baby youre the one
<Ikoru> used to turn me on
<Ikoru> you can make me whole again
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<FallingUp> So THAT'S how it is.
#1707 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2012-08-30 23:13:53
[23:12:54] <+Tarwen> ed you might think you have a big cock but it ain't gonna reach me from there love
[23:12:59] <+Ikoru> well, stem cell research is developing
#270 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:48
12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/

fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p
#1316 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-06-09 11:32:50
(12:23:53) <%grapey> wow, alchemist henning james huh? lolol
(12:24:01) <%Majic> THAT IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
(12:24:07) <+Alchemist> Yes it is
(12:24:11) <%Majic> That is like... a left-middle and a right-middle name. :p
(12:24:15) <+SootyGirl> nobody could possibly guess *MY* middle name!
(12:24:17) <+Alchemist> its a dual name
(12:24:20) <%Majic> Fred.
(12:24:28) <+Alchemist> Susan
(12:24:36) <%Majic> Jehosephat
(12:24:42) <%grapey> i bet i could sooty :p
(12:24:43) <+Alchemist> Malaki
(12:24:47) <%Majic> Tarzan
(12:24:52) <+Alchemist> Nokia
(12:25:03) <%Majic> Cingular
(12:25:09) <+Alchemist> Bernard
(12:25:11) <%Majic> Parking Ticket
(12:25:18) <%Majic> ^ Dual name
#871 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-07 07:06:59
[07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer
[07:04:16] <Karate> i started putting them there after using them like 4 months ago
[07:04:20] <Karate> i dont remember why
[07:04:33] <xptek> ...
[07:04:33] <ed> [07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer <-- .... *cough*
[07:04:34] * Ib3N ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:04:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ib3N
[07:04:36] <Karate> the pile was like, almost to the top of my monitor, and it started next to my kb
[07:04:47] <Karate> and my kb is on a thing below my monitor, and my monitor is above the hting above my kb
[07:04:47] <xptek> You need to HIDE those when you're done wanking.
[07:04:52] <Karate> so, it was like 2 feet high
#908 (1)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-08-21 13:47:02
(11:56:52) (@Craig|Work) Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
(11:58:56) (+tomandy) Never been so clear to me!
(12:04:50) ! @Brain goes to understand recursion
(12:05:06) Quits: Brain (Brain) : [ Stack overflow ]
#761 (12)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-04-07 03:29:26
<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol
#517 (0)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-04-14 21:45:01
<@Pete> Woo.. Go UK
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising

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For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p