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#548 (2)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-05-06 22:16:20
[22:18] <Odin> are u implying that Craig is disabled, mentally or otherwise?
[22:18] <Craig> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU333333333333333333QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
[22:18] <Craig> LOL
[22:18] <Craig> :P
[22:18] <Togy> yes
#145 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:45
[19:11:14] * Hephaestus sucks archy`
#688 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-10-19 00:44:17
[09:41:39] <Tiger> put ur damn car in ur ass:D
[09:42:07] <w00t_> lol go Tiger :p
[09:42:25] <Tiger> LOL
[09:42:36] <Tiger> not w00t agan..
[09:42:38] <Ripeece> lol
[09:42:41] <w00t_> yes, w00t again *G*
[09:43:03] <w00t_> nice to see i'm getting a reputation already :p

*bwahaha*
#742 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 15:06:31
[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)
#601 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-09 03:13:18
* SirOlli returns from Italy-Away after 5 days Italy => IT'S JULY!
<SirOlli> nighty night
* Quits: SirOlli ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Know this one? Two Americans, a German and a Canadian are sitting outside of a pizzeria in Tivoli/Italy)

We missed you Olli :)
#475 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-09 20:46:39
20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass
#236 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:27
* Herbstwind feels surrounded by geeks
* Jango hugs herbs....how ur not :p
<Jango> *now
* Jango was kicked by typobox43 (We have to purify the race...)
#1612 (1)
Posted by Empireth @ 2011-05-28 01:03:26
[19:56:21] <Kumi> I bought size 8 jeans maybe a month and a half ago.
[19:56:28] <Kumi> They were a tad small at that stage.
[19:56:34] <Kumi> Now I need a belt for them.
[19:56:56] <Lukish> OH GOD
[19:57:04] <Lukish> what has happened to your butt
[19:57:15] <Proto> ...what?
[19:57:20] <Empireth> what
[19:57:27] <Kumi> wat
#463 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-02-24 06:09:22
[17:05:45] <@Hart> wtf you all going on about?
[17:05:50] <+w00t> Hart: no idea
[17:05:58] <+w00t> we got lost 50 miles back in the swamp, sir.
[17:06:23] <+^MeM^> Yeah the topic kinda went awol a long time ago.
[17:06:36] <+w00t> Where is mah topic!
[17:06:43] <+w00t> Has anyoon seen mah topic?!
[17:06:45] <+^MeM^> in karates belly.
[17:07:25] <%Karate|AFK> i ate the topic? :o
[17:07:46] <+w00t> Karate|AFK: is my penis still the topic? :
[17:07:47] <+^MeM^> apprently.
[17:07:48] <+w00t> :|
[17:07:49] <@Hart> Last thing I caught w00t though Karate had balls and Elf squeaks when he talks and w00t wanted to be Mem's penis?
#1633 (14)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-07-16 23:29:53
[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.