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#644 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-07 08:44:12
03:13 <+Olli> when I've had too much coffee, I sleep like a baby
03:14 <+Olli> waking up every 30minutes, crying, waking my parents and wetting my bed-
#1720 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2012-11-16 12:43:26
<Cj> you have my permission to use me
<Cj> for material
#20 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:15
[14:24] <RD> must be food time.. then helping with new pond thing
[14:24] <RD> cya laters
[14:25] <Beer> pond?
[14:31] <ol[work]> sounds like it's just an excuse to jump into cool water :)
[14:31] <RD> you know... wet hole with fish :p
[14:31] --- RD is now known as awayD
[14:35] <Brain`> that could be mis-read dan
[14:35] <Beer> lol
[14:36] <Brain`> i know of a few wet holes that smell like fish
[14:36] <ol[work]> Brain: did your holes have anything swimming in them?
[14:36] <Brain`> lol!
#1333 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-30 02:15:04
08/30@02:06:38 <#inspircd/~w00t> hehe, necrophilia.
08/30@02:06:44 * #inspircd/w00t hugs dead things.
#1199 (1)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-10-08 16:26:44
[16:37:28] <Andres> Heya, hornypants :D
[16:37:38] <Andres> Had naughty dreams about Riv? :)
[18:25:01] <Aristeo> Andres: Nope :D
[18:25:46] <Andres> Lies
[18:25:58] <Andres> I know you want to sex Riv a lot
[18:25:58] <Aristeo> Truths
#755 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-03-21 05:35:43
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I am not flexible by my standards, but I am far more flexible than average
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I can get 4 inches from my dick
<Karate|AFK> whats average?, not beingable to bend at the waist?
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> if I didnt have a small dick, I coudl reach it
<Gildindaimoth> lmfao
#949 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-09-15 00:13:08
[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.
#534 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-27 04:08:55
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#860 (-1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-20 21:03:21
<Gildindaimoth> ermm how to say this
<Gildindaimoth> do you guys like don?
<Cbreaker> Not particularly :P
#172 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:01:00
[23:39] <Togy> i dont force women upon me brain
[23:39] <Togy> i let them come to me :p
[23:39] <Togy> prob why im still single
[23:39] <Togy> they just dont come :(
[23:40] <[Brain]> Togy: you gotta turn them on before they come :P
[23:40] <[Brain]> didnt you know that?