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#1609 (3)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-05-24 05:19:27
@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead
#156 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:30
<Gardener> you people ruined my gay dream.

o_O (no comment)
#806 (-7)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-06-08 22:40:32
<ClickHappy> isn't excal a girl?
#1420 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-09 01:21:24
<+luigiman> If I use shutdown -r now, and the server does nothing, what does that mean?
<+Shawn> It didn't want to shutdown and you should try again later when it's more convinent for the server.
<+luigiman> I want it to restart.
<+Shawn> Maybe it doesn't want to restart. Computers have feelings too
#888 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-13 17:00:59
[16:59:11] <+Majic> COCK is good
#1522 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-06-16 21:25:40
[14:04]<&Novajam> All we ever do on this network is go "LOL GAYNESS", alienate Linchowlewy and look up porn.

[14:04]<&Novajam> THEY ARE OUR TIME HONOURED TRADITIONS.

[14:04]<&Novajam> WE'RE LIKE THE STONEMASONS OR SOME CHIT.

*Tril links Lemonparty picture*

[14:08]<&Novajam> You just had to post that picture didn't you

[14:08]<~Markk> Hell yes

[14:08]<&Novajam> you couldn't have found a nice picture

[14:08]<&Novajam> no

[14:08]<~Markk> :)

[14:09]<&Novajam> you had to have something from the Retirement Home Alternative Lifestyle Society's latest gallery.
#66 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:55:05
[07:30] <CaPt> yeah, theres a whole story behind the toni thing
[07:31] <Togy> you eat lots of frosties with tony the tiger?
[07:31] <CaPt> once in a while...hes a cool guy
#1662 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-12-07 20:36:09
<Elfangor> Wikipedia has now started putting some female's photo in the "appeal" section. >_>
<Iain> but shes not vert appealing?
<Iain> irony section
#1328 (7)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-08-14 08:57:37
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[19:44] <SootyGirl> well, ok. a very fast computer. but still.
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[19:44] <Karate> ok, who is voting on every quote
#1435 (6)
Posted by goose @ 2009-11-30 13:41:32
<spb> i am coming to the conclusion that majic doesn't actually live in any timezone on earth