[05:38:25] <omfg> ....
[05:40:05] <Majic> periodperiodperiodperiod
[05:40:31] <omfg> your time of the month?
[05:41:05] <Majic> oh yeah...
[05:41:13] <Majic> I'm getting blood everywhere...
[05:41:47] * Majic is an emo that doesn't need to cum himself
[05:41:51] <Majic> 0.o

<+Loki> I thought this was a football free zone :P
<+Loki> But whatever
<+Blankie> Snap.
<+Loki> I don't give 2 shits
<+Star> Brain's asleep, so you're probably good ..
<@Brain> dont you BET on it.
<+Star> haha
<+Star> Brain's like a vampire.
<+Robly> he is!
<+Star> he just pops up out of the shadows.
<+Star> and yells, "NO FOOTBALL!"
<+Robly> thrice
<+Loki> bwahahaha
<+Robly> gah
<+Robly> foiled again
<+Robly> oh well
<+Robly> it was good while it lasted
<+Loki> Brain is NEVER asleep
<@Brain> yeah
<+Robly> brain is actually a machine
<@Brain> never asleep, always watching
<@Brain> im a bot.
<@Brain> beep.
<+Robly> either that or he sleeps with his eyes open - like gandalf
<+Star> Brain, does Boo know? :p
<@Brain> star sure, boo is a bot too
<@Brain> heheh
<+Star> :o
<+Star> bot secks.

* You are now known as wOOt
-NickServ- Nick wOOt is now registered to your account.
<wOOt> grouped
<wOOt> that'll come in useful later...
* You are now known as goose
* goose nano things_to_global_as_woot.txt
* goose gets plastered drunk, starts typing

[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> eh right
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> I would hate to have to pay for stuff I don't use
[22:59] <%Lowlife> it would be like me paying for my penis
[22:59] <%Lowlife> :D

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* w00t is now known as Sarah
<Sarah> ehm

<~FallingDroid> Sooo late
* where tucks FallingDroid into bed
<~FallingDroid> I'm still awake.
* where knocks FallingUp out.

<Cat> you should be glad I have an innie :P

<Karate|AFK> or sudo will continue in its bad behavior
<Dune> its working ;)
<Karate|AFK> good, now lecture it on not to be bad again :)
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<Dune> nah, why would I want to do a thing like that. if you have a network that works 10)% of the time the opers and netadmins wont have anything to do
<Dune> 100% *
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<Dauthi> so why are you here then ?
<Dune> to add idleserv into channels :P
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<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> lol|

* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever