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#195 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:43
[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best
#1042 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-12-26 08:21:00
[08:17:05] <Majic> OMGOMGOMG
[08:17:13] <Majic> I was playing Halo..and I think I met a pedophile!
[08:17:41] <Majic> So we were playing, right? And all of a sudden, this guy goes...
[08:17:47] <Majic> "WHO HAS MYSPACE?"
[08:17:50] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:00] <Majic> And then he asked for everyone to add him as a friend.
[08:18:05] <Majic> And then he's like...
[08:18:12] <Majic> "WHO HAS AIM?"
[08:18:15] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:23] <Majic> And he did that for like 4 other IM clients!
[08:18:23] <ed> rofl
[08:18:44] <Majic> It was hella creepy!!1 Everyone was adding him and he was asking for more info every second!
#148 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:54:56
[14:39] <Azhrarn> SINCE WHEN WAS HELPING ALLOWED?!?!
#1534 (-2)
Posted by WholeLottaPaigey @ 2010-06-23 00:49:43
<WholeLottaPaigey> Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/chatspike/www/pages/stats/common.inc.php on line 132
<WholeLottaPaigey> OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
<Lucy> You divided by 0 didn't you?
<WholeLottaPaigey> possibly
<Lucy> If the universe blows up, I'm not cleaning it up.
#349 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-06 10:20:46
[BR]mistress: omg, I forgot my tea.. I'll be right back :D
SirOlli: Desaster strikes! *gg*
[BR]mistress: return of the killer tea. vol2!
SirOlli: *dramatic music*
It's dark!
It's bitter!

The end has come.
*SILENCE*
TEA TIME! The Movie!

[BR]mistress: :D
SirOlli: Jean Claude van Damme as "The Waiter"
SirOlli: Susan Sarandon as "The biscuit lady"
[BR]mistress: *rotfl*
SirOlli: *g* I wouldn't watch that movie in a cinema, I guess
[BR]mistress: I'm sure of it :D
SirOlli: I wonder if it'd get an oscar...
SirOlli: best movie - best original script - best soundtrack - best bewerage merchandising
[BR]mistress: best starring character - Lipton Indian Spice
SirOlli: ROOOOFL
#1340 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 14:14:37
13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol
#16 (-14)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:40:51
[23:31] <ComaBlack> pussy
#922 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-04-13 02:48:38
<Wraith> DOWN WITH VVV
<Wraith> GO DALCOM!!!!!!!!!!
<Wraith> muahah
* Excal sighs
<Wraith> come and get me bitch
<Wraith> sorry for that Excal
<Excal> Im not the moderator, apologise to FrostyCoolSlug
<Excal> :P
<Wraith> BLAME IT ON THE WHISKEY
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not the moderator.. apologise to someone else :(
<Wraith> lol
<Wraith> hello Craig
<FrostyCoolSlug> hi
<Wraith> dirtly slut
<Wraith> lol
<FrostyCoolSlug> O_o
<Excal> lmao
<Excal> wtf? :P
#1029 (-3)
Posted by Jack @ 2006-11-27 20:57:26
[13:59] <[IP]Jack> lol... we do not need to be discussing Preds wank habits...
[13:59] <Pred> blame cracker
[13:59] <Pred> he brought it up
[13:59] <Pred> for the third time :P
#1748 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2013-12-01 19:31:43
* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights