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#1152 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-06 00:24:17
23:22:33 <Pyro> Having a woman that screamed out random parts of the RFC in the sack migh tbe a turn on
#1631 (6)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-07-09 00:30:04
<w00t> it's not like there's so many cocks they're flying around into people's mouths accidentally when they open them

(life is much more fun without context)
#1063 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2007-01-14 04:19:07
[04:01:50] <Zeke> I'm "content"
[04:02:01] <Zeke> but not happy
[04:02:11] <%Church> Okay.
[04:02:19] <%Church> You're just one razor blade shy of emo.
[04:02:52] <Zeke> heh. Please. I'm no emo
[04:03:00] <w00t> lemme guess
[04:03:03] <w00t> you're misunderstood?
[04:03:05] * w00t ducks
#106 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:12:11
[21:46] * BigD slaps [Brain] around a bit with a large trout
[21:46] * [Brain] slaps BigD around a bit with an enormous walleye
[21:46] <[Brain]> shup :P
[21:46] <BigD> 0_0
[21:47] <BigD> :P
[21:47] <BigD> i need powah !
[21:47] <BigD> lol
[21:47] <BigD> ./kill [DE]Ishmael
[21:47] <BigD> oops :D
[21:48] <[DE]Ishamael> lol n00b
[21:49] <[DE]Ishamael> that wouldn't work anyway ;P
[21:49] * BigD slaps [DE]Ishamael around a bit with a large trout
[21:49] <BigD> blammo
[21:50] *** Hawk|away ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[21:50] *** BigD ([email protected]) Quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn ([DE]Ishmael... oops wrong nick... I should really read before hitting enter :D))
#1569 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-17 05:31:52
[23:26] <ElderKain> wow, from seeting the preview of ep 41, I can guess what's gonna happen, lol.
[23:26] <ElderKain> *seeing
[23:28] * ElderKain thinks if involves a 4 letter word starting with F *
[23:28] <ElderKain> *it
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> FUNZ
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> ;)
[23:29] <ElderKain> lol
[23:29] <Doll_Licca> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#948 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-14 04:52:19
[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.
#589 (1)
Posted by Azhrarn @ 2005-06-28 21:42:19
[16:37] Teleios_: well I did have a penis last ngiht.
#321 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 20:09:16
Ib wonders if briks bf approves of her long hours on irc?
* brik don't have enough time for a bf cause of her long hours on irc :p
<DarkLiege> lol
<Ib> ah.. hehe
<DarkLiege> spoken like a true geek
* Ib just assumed
#609 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-19 00:35:34
[09:38:13] * w00t changes topic to 'IT BE HARRY POTTER. | How's 7 going to end? I say Harry and voldemort get it on.'
[09:38:22] <@w00t> :P
[09:39:00] <Samas> Only for 3 chapters.
[09:39:08] <@w00t> &_&
#1516 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2010-05-25 02:21:22
20:25:04 < pingo> what country is here?
20:25:10 <@Chris> Lots of them
20:25:14 <@Chris> But mostly US folks
20:36:40 <%SnoFox> Chris, I could hardly say that ChatSpike is mostly US people. :p
20:36:43 <%SnoFox> I see too many UK people.
20:36:52 <@Chris> I see too many SHUT UP SNOFOX
20:37:06 <%SnoFox> Rofl
20:37:15 <%SnoFox> You have no clue how much I just laughed IRL there. :p