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#819 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-06-14 20:42:26
* Elf slaps ed around a bit with a large trout
* SirOlli helps
* companion brings a bigger trout
* SirOlli ties ed to a rock
* Elf cements the rock into the ground
* naiSt gets feather to tickle him
<ed> hahaha

We're big on teamwork, in #chatspike
#431 (-1)
Posted by Steely @ 2005-01-15 21:56:57
(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol
#708 (0)
Posted by Andy @ 2005-12-16 00:44:50
-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...

<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
#65 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:54:49
[18:04] * Craig sets mode: +m-v Togy
[18:04] <Craig> :D
[18:04] * Togy is now known as Slag
[18:04] * Slag is now known as Togy
[18:05] * Craig sets mode: +N
[18:05] <Craig> :P
[18:05] <Craig> fu ;D
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#677 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-10-09 21:28:05
The flaming ol!

* Brik gives Brain a drink made of ol
<ol> oi!
<Brain> wont work
<Brain> ol doesnt have a high enough alcahol content
<ol> damn right
<Hmzaniac> that's why you add gin to the drink.
<Brain> ol and tonic?
<ol> g&o?
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> :D
* Hmzaniac pours some gin over ol.
<ol> :(\
<ol> it burns :(
<Brik> haha
<Hmzaniac> use some lemon slices.
<Brain> no no no Hmzaniac
<Brain> slice the ol
* Hmzaniac sticks an umbrella in ol.
<Brain> then put the lemons in
<ol> ow
<Brain> hehe
<Brain> does it have a cherry on it
<Brain> who wants to take ols cherry
<ol> no I don't
<Hmzaniac> now we just got to put a cherry on top of your nose.
<Brain> haha
<Hmzaniac> now, what shall we call it?
<Brain> G&O sounds good
<Hmzaniac> nah.
<Hmzaniac> i know.
* Hmzaniac lights ol on fire.
<Hmzaniac> a Flaming ol!
#1110 (1)
Posted by ed @ 2007-04-23 02:11:45
[02:01:51] <Tarwen|Sleeping> And he said he wants you in his ass
[02:02:00] <ed> i did?
[02:02:00] <Riv_Griffen> erm?
[02:02:02] * Riv_Griffen does do anal
[02:02:06] <Riv_Griffen> doesnt*
[02:02:08] <Riv_Griffen> DOESNT*
[02:02:10] * Riv_Griffen runs
[02:02:16] <Tarwen|Sleeping> hahahahaha
[02:02:24] * Riv_Griffen facepalms
[02:02:28] <Riv_Griffen> worst typo ever
#1416 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-30 23:00:55
[19:42] <&Majic> Quick: Who wants to be a victim?
[19:42] <Twilight-> me
[19:42] * Majic sets mode: +vvv NewClassic goose Twilight-
[19:42] <+Twilight-> me
[19:42] <+Twilight-> oh pick me
[19:42] * Disconnected
[19:42] ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Killed (Majic (Possible litmus trojan))]
#1781 (0)
Posted by Tony @ 2015-07-21 22:20:37
[22:14:31] <Tommy> what's tomorrow?
[22:14:44] <Tommy> fuck Theresa May
[22:14:52] <Tommy> no don't, jesus, don't do that, what's wrong with you
#462 (0)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-02-24 03:14:33
* Dave is listening to "Hubba Hubba Zoot-Zoot" by Caramba
* ThirdEye is listening to the sound of many women moaning.
<Chad> ddc me it ThirdEye