17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)

[18:10.19] <+Peng|Gone> you have turned nasty in your old age Craig :P
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D

(+Alfred): OMG COW, WOT BIG COKE U HAVE!!
(+Hmzaniac): yeah. cow's got a huuge coke. he got the 0.75 liter version.
(+Alfred): i wish my coke was as big as cows
(+Alfred): i want cows coke in my mouth!!!!

16:48.55 ( ~Hisakata ) Fine, be quiet.
16:49.11 . #Equilibrium WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY
16:49.22 ( %Neosage ) ....
16:49.25 ( +Beefcakes ) ....
16:49.34 ( ~Hisakata ) See? Worked. Suuuuckkkkeeers.
16:49.38 ( %Neosage ) Damn you!
16:49.46 ( +Beefcakes ) I'm going back to bed
16:49.49 ( &Higurashi ) Except of course you don't -have- any eggs or bakey for us.
16:49.54 ( ~Hisakata ) Indeed.
16:49.58 ( ~Hisakata ) I'm a stinking liar.

[05:38:25] <omfg> ....
[05:40:05] <Majic> periodperiodperiodperiod
[05:40:31] <omfg> your time of the month?
[05:41:05] <Majic> oh yeah...
[05:41:13] <Majic> I'm getting blood everywhere...
[05:41:47] * Majic is an emo that doesn't need to cum himself
[05:41:51] <Majic> 0.o

[21:28:10] <+ed> i'm preparing for a bold attempt at obtaining employment tomorrow
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we

<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.

#brc

08:26:36 @Dauthi coughmark=gaylordcough
08:26:44 @[BRC]Mark420 lol
08:26:45 @Dauthi coughmeistheonlyonestraightcough
08:26:55 * @[BRC]Mark420 had more women tht u have had hot dinners

<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/

<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p