<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .

[23:32] <[Rav3n]> does this ircd allow color vhosts?
[23:34] <Laptopxptek> LOL
[23:34] <Laptopxptek> No
[23:35] <[Rav3n]> why not
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Oh man..
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Because it violates the RFC?
[23:36] <[Rav3n]> does not
[23:36] <Laptopxptek> Yeah, it does.
[23:36] <[Rav3n]> does not
[23:37] <Laptopxptek> Do you even know what an RFC is?
[23:39] <[Rav3n]> I work for them lol
[23:40] * Laptopxptek shakes head

[23:44] --- LaptopBrain has changed the topic to: http://www.inspircd.org/wiki/Channel_Rules | "Sporks, svn changes?" for latest SVN commits | 1.1 Roadmap: Mode handler rewrite: Brain, Config parser rewrite: Om | Backtrace, motherfucker. Do you speak it? | <Laptopxptek> Do you even know what an RFC is? <[Rav3n]> I work for them lol
[23:45] <[Rav3n]> okay cost urself ur 1000 user network
[23:45] <[Rav3n]> good day

<Dr_Kev> when you going to settle down with a wife and 10 kids on your farm DM ;)
<mermy> i dont think elyas plans to have kids
<mermy> just a feeling...
<Dr_Kev> sure he is... thats what the farm is going to be
<Dr_Kev> farming kids
<Elyas> ha ha ha that's so funny except I have been playing a game that's a farm simulation
<Dr_Kev> whats that one?
<Mahadeva> sim inbred
<Elyas> harvest moon
<Elyas> ;o
<Elyas> can't farm kids but
<Elyas> can marry 3(!) girls
<Dr_Kev> at the same time? o_O
<Elyas> yeah
<Dr_Kev> interesting
<Elyas> gj for games promoting monogamy
<Elyas> it's t rated too ;o
<Dr_Kev> t?
<Elyas> possibly even e
<Elyas> teen
<Elyas> e(veryone)
<Elyas> ;o
<Dr_Kev> probably written by the mormons
* Dr_Kev hides from karate

-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: If anyone here lives within 3 miles of Acton Green Common in London, and is currently shooting off fireworks, can you please stop? the explosions are giving me a headache :( - Thanks :D


-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: and as a more curious question.. does anyone here actually live within 3 miles of acton green common? Fancy going for a beer? :D

(@w00t) Olli, can I hop at least? :p
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*Olli watches in delight
(+Olli) better than tv :)
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(Olli) wohoo :) interactive tv!

<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first

[03:11] <DreadNaught> Ever seen a fat man break dance?
[03:11] * DreadNaught breakdances.
[03:11] <DreadNaught> Now you have.
[03:12] <Adanorcil> Yeah, you indeed just broke dance.

stitch.chatspike.net: No nick changes are allowed for 60 seconds because there have been more than 2 nick changes in 5 seconds.

<Lord_Zathras> you seem good at being able to keep things from your mom
<Lord_Zathras> right?
<Lord_Zathras> :P
<akuma_serge> uh... dont ask how >>;;;
<Lord_Zathras> Good because I also got you a subscription to Penthouse Magazine
<akuma_serge> ...
<akuma_serge> wha?!?!

* Kuro tosses a ticking apple at pigeon
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous