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[00:12:46] %Ordie notices two adults seeing a stupid almost sex-chat show, while saying "this program is stupid" "yes, clearly no sense at all" "idiotic" but watching it carefully.
[00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe
[00:14:58] [+Surfer|AFK] [00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe <-- Pr0n?
[00:15:03] [%Ordie] No.
[00:15:04] [%Ordie] Like
[00:15:09] [%Ordie] It's some kind of talk show
[00:15:10] [+Surfer|AFK] It's pr0n isn't it?
[00:15:30] [%Ordie] But a girl is describing her "first lesbian experience"
[00:15:35] [+Surfer|AFK] ahhh
[00:15:38] [+Surfer|AFK] lesbian pr0n
[00:15:40] [+Surfer|AFK] :)
[00:15:43] [%Ordie] ...
[00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe
[00:14:58] [+Surfer|AFK] [00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe <-- Pr0n?
[00:15:03] [%Ordie] No.
[00:15:04] [%Ordie] Like
[00:15:09] [%Ordie] It's some kind of talk show
[00:15:10] [+Surfer|AFK] It's pr0n isn't it?
[00:15:30] [%Ordie] But a girl is describing her "first lesbian experience"
[00:15:35] [+Surfer|AFK] ahhh
[00:15:38] [+Surfer|AFK] lesbian pr0n
[00:15:40] [+Surfer|AFK] :)
[00:15:43] [%Ordie] ...
<~Adremelech> goose, im installing ubuntu on my desktop
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!
13:08:36 +Novajam sadfaces all over the room.
13:08:42 [+Puppeteer_Putin] :(
13:08:44 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO NEGATIVITY.
13:08:45 [+Puppeteer_Putin] Stop sad facing.
13:08:46 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO WHINNING.
13:08:56 [~Hisakata|DAO] I will turn this damned channel around. >:|
13:09:15 [+Novajam] YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
13:09:21 [+Novajam] YOU CAN'T TALL ME WHAT TO DO
13:09:30 [+Novajam] I HATE YOU SO MUCH
13:09:31 [~Hisakata|DAO] Novajam... I am... Your father.
13:09:33 [~Hisakata|DAO] Dun dun dun.
13:09:47 [+Novajam] DDD:
13:10:15 [+Novajam] Nooooo~!
13:08:42 [+Puppeteer_Putin] :(
13:08:44 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO NEGATIVITY.
13:08:45 [+Puppeteer_Putin] Stop sad facing.
13:08:46 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO WHINNING.
13:08:56 [~Hisakata|DAO] I will turn this damned channel around. >:|
13:09:15 [+Novajam] YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
13:09:21 [+Novajam] YOU CAN'T TALL ME WHAT TO DO
13:09:30 [+Novajam] I HATE YOU SO MUCH
13:09:31 [~Hisakata|DAO] Novajam... I am... Your father.
13:09:33 [~Hisakata|DAO] Dun dun dun.
13:09:47 [+Novajam] DDD:
13:10:15 [+Novajam] Nooooo~!
<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p
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yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p
=============================================
yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p
<+jdhore> Bricker, what do you want? and why the fuck can't you use google?
<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.
-------
So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:
<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.
-------
So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:
<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.
I was telling people real irc experience.
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<milo> what I mean by experience on IRC: Getting Banned or Killed from the network. Other networks know that those who get banned or killed from the network means they did something really bad so that person is on a black list. but i beileve that those who are banned or killed from the network are those who have experience.
<Shawn> What?
<milo> I got klined here. When I was disconnected from the network I feel really good.
<Shawn> What?
<milo> ._.
<Shawn> You're speaking english but it's not making sense.
<milo> :(
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<milo> what I mean by experience on IRC: Getting Banned or Killed from the network. Other networks know that those who get banned or killed from the network means they did something really bad so that person is on a black list. but i beileve that those who are banned or killed from the network are those who have experience.
<Shawn> What?
<milo> I got klined here. When I was disconnected from the network I feel really good.
<Shawn> What?
<milo> ._.
<Shawn> You're speaking english but it's not making sense.
<milo> :(
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
(21:48:32)(+mmind) ratio down to 2.7!
(21:48:34) *mmind cries like a little girl.
(21:48:39)(@Om) lol
(21:48:52)(+mmind) it's no laughing manner
(21:49:02)(+mmind) my bot's ratio is a reflection of my manhood
(21:49:10)(%Ordie) lol
(21:49:12)(+Mr_Sorry_of_Balmora) lol
(21:49:25)(%Ordie) you must be one heck of a man to have a ratio of 2.7
(21:49:25)(@Om) ;D
(21:49:27)(%General_Crespin) O_o
(21:49:32)(%Ordie) girl
(21:49:32) * General_Crespin screams.
(21:49:33) * mmind nods sagely.
(21:49:35)(@Om) Pete has 6.something :D
(21:49:49)(@Pete) B)
(21:49:54)(%Ordie) He must have chest hair by now uhm?
(21:48:34) *mmind cries like a little girl.
(21:48:39)(@Om) lol
(21:48:52)(+mmind) it's no laughing manner
(21:49:02)(+mmind) my bot's ratio is a reflection of my manhood
(21:49:10)(%Ordie) lol
(21:49:12)(+Mr_Sorry_of_Balmora) lol
(21:49:25)(%Ordie) you must be one heck of a man to have a ratio of 2.7
(21:49:25)(@Om) ;D
(21:49:27)(%General_Crespin) O_o
(21:49:32)(%Ordie) girl
(21:49:32) * General_Crespin screams.
(21:49:33) * mmind nods sagely.
(21:49:35)(@Om) Pete has 6.something :D
(21:49:49)(@Pete) B)
(21:49:54)(%Ordie) He must have chest hair by now uhm?
