[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock

<^MeM^|Offline> i think the only reason we cant abused brik is theres no one younger.
<^MeM^|Offline> *HAHA
<^MeM^|Offline> Accuse
<Peets> rofl
<^MeM^|Offline> fucksake
<Ishamael> ...
<Ishamael> where is your mind MeM ? :P
<Ib> HAHAHAHA!

(08:28:27 PM) Majic: I have this laptop hooked up on ethernet to another laptop of mine that is sharing the internet connection through the ethernet port from it's wifi card. :p
(08:28:51 PM) vidd: thats the linux spirit!
(08:28:58 PM) Majic: heh
(08:29:04 PM) Majic: almost done downloading
(08:29:09 PM) vidd: hack until it hurts....i mean works!

[01:09](peddAluxe): Elf: Stupid white men
[01:09](Xtrafresh): Michael Moore rocks
[01:09](Xtrafresh): :)
[01:09](Elf): British, stupid white man thank u very much
[01:09](Viz`): yeah
[01:10](Sephanite): wat happenef to the 'comments must be suitable for under 13'
[01:10](Tatsyrup): erm elf
[01:10] *** lOZ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:10](Tatsyrup): was that a joke or are you stupid?
[01:10](Elf): thats first bit makes me higher than u pedd :P
[01:10](Tatsyrup): it wasn't name calling you idiot, elf
[01:10](Tatsyrup): it's the title of the book it's from
[01:10](Elf): ah :P

<+Loki> Azureus = phail
<+Loki> it's in the bloody DMZ. It's not gonna get any closer to the Internet unless I put the machine in a level3 communications datacentre

(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...

[17:08:26] * Elf-AFK jams ur throat open
[17:08:32] * Elf-AFK inserts n wiggles
[17:08:43] * Elf-AFK removes n closes ur mouth
[17:08:50] <Elf-AFK> my unboring device :D
[17:09:10] <Elf-AFK> u should now feel warm n tingly for 20 mins

[05:02:48] <+ed> whats the command to kick everyone from a room?
[05:03:01] <+ed> and dont say /quit
[05:03:15] <+ed> and anyone who says it for irony's sake, you aren't funny
[05:03:20] <+ed> :P
[05:03:59] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect ?
[05:04:13] <+ed> ....
[05:04:17] <+ed> no, really
[05:04:21] <+ed> is it /clear
[05:04:23] <@w00t[hl2> /disconnect all, should do it
[05:04:25] <+ed> i mean
[05:04:36] <@w00t[hl2> if you're using mirc
[05:04:37] <+ed> -.-
[05:04:45] -> [ed] VERSION
[05:04:47] [ed VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 Khaled Mardam-Bey
[05:04:48] <@w00t[hl2> which you are
[05:04:56] <@w00t[hl2> (upgrade to 6.2 sometime btw)
[05:05:01] <+ed> mm
[05:05:15] * +ed ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: G-Lined: You are banned from this network (Fondling Boo's chest))
[05:05:22] * ed ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[05:05:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v ed
[05:05:29] <+ed> penis
[05:05:46] <@w00t[hl2> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
[05:05:48] * +ed cockslaps w00t and smears cockcheese all over his smarmy face
[05:05:50] <@w00t[hl2> you actually did it
[05:05:57] <@w00t[hl2> omfg!!
[05:05:58] <+ed> shut up cockbender :p

<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first

* Avengeful officially and publicly apologizes to olli for being a dumbass

<Avengeful> Olli wants everyone to know that the Ave is a dumbarse and that the Ave apologizes publicly for his dumbarseness thank you and have a nice day