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#516 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-12 10:58:24
(%John) Pfft. PDF is kind of like anal sex. No matter what you use it on, it's still going to be a shitty experience.
#788 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-05-28 19:08:29
2:00:58 PM <+ed> i wishi could be a woman for a day... just so i could go and do some lesbian things and play with my boobs for hours
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy
#633 (1)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-08-15 12:45:24
* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though
#1309 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-05-10 22:22:25
<F> i know i'm going to die eventually. So be it. but i'm going to have some fun between now & then.
...
<Doc> have fun, love, play, learn, do goose ... all good things in a life
#44 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:41
<SubmissiveSporks> ok, i give up
<SubmissiveSporks> :P
<typobox43> lol
<SubmissiveSporks> and i havent even started yet
<SubmissiveSporks> hows THAT for submissive
<WorkingD> i seen better
#1576 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-26 02:20:31
[20:01] <ElderKain> I couldn't give an accurate word for these 2 latest eps. due to that advert at the end >.<
[20:01] <Doll_Licca> The 7 letter word beginning with the letter P is actually quite good....
[20:02] <ElderKain> so it is?
[20:02] <Doll_Licca> (I would have chose the 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I".)
[20:02] <ElderKain> I just saw Miss Minchin's face and that's what popped into my mind, lol
[20:14] <Doll_Licca> Of course, our resident mermaid, Lexica, will find a way to put in another word.
[20:14] <ElderKain> lol
[20:15] <ElderKain> 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I" Incest
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> ....
[20:16] <ElderKain> I guess that means something's gonna happen between Miss Minchin and Amelia ^.^
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> This is a WMT series we are talking about.
#1440 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-05 04:55:58
<clueless222> I just realized I've been wearing a USB extention cable around my neck for hours
#23 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:53
[11:19] <BigSleep> shit
[11:19] <BigSleep> gay bar just called :(
[11:19] * BigSleep is now known as BigWork
#698 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2005-11-07 15:30:39
(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)
#1624 (7)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-06-28 20:10:03
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, I maintain that I did not particularly approve of the dominatrix pictures, just that it made me want to squirt Lucy Lawless.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.