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#350 (2)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-12-06 21:16:57
[16:08] <Sesshomaru> are you on broadband
[16:08] <_miko_> broadband?
[16:09] <Sesshomaru> do you have dial up internet or dsl, cable...
[16:09] <_miko_> no.microwawe
#931 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-06 15:09:16
<Fethroesforia> I'll have to give him spelling lessons
<Radia> Argh!!
<Radia> Screw the spelling, the most important thing is the money.
<Radia> and the seed, of course.
#1728 (6)
Posted by CootieMonster @ 2013-01-13 07:34:13
Olli dips himself in whipped cream and offers doll_licca a second helping
23:25 Olli Um
23:25 Olli That reads weirder than it's supposed to...
#1523 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2010-06-17 18:07:14
--> Vuvuzela ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
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<weedot> FFFFFF
<weedot> FFFF
<weedot> FFFFF
<weedot> FFFUUUU
<weedot> UUUUUU
<Doc> I will cut you
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*@ChatSpike-38976c4f.fios.verizon.net]
<-- Higurashi has kicked Vuvuzela from #chatspike (Higurashi)
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +vv Adremelech totoro]
<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg
#1608 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-05-23 03:15:39
12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS
#462 (0)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-02-24 03:14:33
* Dave is listening to "Hubba Hubba Zoot-Zoot" by Caramba
* ThirdEye is listening to the sound of many women moaning.
<Chad> ddc me it ThirdEye
#1264 (2)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-07-13 18:33:57
#inspircd
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<Majic> I haven't been. :)
<Brain> you have. :p
<Majic> Have not. :P
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Lol. Brain and Majic are arguing like kids.
#214 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:03
<Nick> omg
<Nick> just fixed it
<ol> fixed what?
<Craig> can i have my hammer back now pls? ;/
#915 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-25 04:57:14
<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.
#456 (15)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-02-14 14:22:55
[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
[01:22:00] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (Happy valentines day :D)))
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[01:23:20] * @Beer has quit IRC (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (SAME TO YOU! (10second akill))))
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[01:24:23] -Global- From Ib3N: Everyone wish Craig happy valentine :)
[01:25:26] * @Ib3N slips undetected
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[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
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[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
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