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#98 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:34
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> Ib3N, my friend was looking through my mIRC downloaded pics
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and she saw yours
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and wondered wtf I am doing with gay porn!
[08:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:10] <Ib3N> LOL
#329 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:20:33
JediIgor has just been arguing.....extensively:

(JediIgor) Geez, is anyone older than 18 here

Yet, a little log searching found this:

(DarkMouse) How old are you JediIgor
(JediIgor) 17
#1117 (0)
Posted by jujimufu @ 2007-05-04 22:32:52
(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...
#18 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:12
<Yeti> i saw a phone box with s*** on the phone once
<Rebs> elf was calling home?
#766 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-04-24 21:27:10
[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
#809 (1)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 06:20:17
* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
#1601 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:15:02
<I> Three rings for the elven kings under the sky. Me, Xhu, Curly. Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone. AOPs and HOPs. Nine for mortal men doomed to die. Those would be the voiced users. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. HI KUMI.

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I got 'I' talking about LOTR. I definitely regretted it afterwards.
#925 (1)
Posted by Tippy @ 2006-09-03 03:02:50
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|
#923 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-14 04:18:18
[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock
#14 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:40:19
(+Alfred): OMG COW, WOT BIG COKE U HAVE!!
(+Hmzaniac): yeah. cow's got a huuge coke. he got the 0.75 liter version.
(+Alfred): i wish my coke was as big as cows
(+Alfred): i want cows coke in my mouth!!!!