[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet

13:44 <+Brain> you know i should start a website, sell-your-mammaries.com
13:44 <+Dancerwatcher> well hopefully I start losing weight there too :P
13:44 <+Brain> people who think their breasts are too big can sell their breast tissue to people who think theirs are too small :p
13:44 <+Brain> beats implants and everyones happy :p
13:44 <+Dancerwatcher> ewww

<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT

[04:05:56] <MartroniX> my mum just asked me why I kept walking up to my room with coffee
[04:06:06] <MartroniX> I told her I was e-mailing it to you :P
[04:06:15] <MartroniX> should have seen her face ^_^

[22:17] <Archy`> I never bother checking polls. Most of the time it's people either saying "Should I get op?" or "Does my bum look big in this?" :P
[22:17] <typobox43> In which case, the answers are No and Yes respectively

[21:20] <Slapstick> so 911 was a government setup you agree
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Stupidest joke ever made. Congrats. *mod this based on your thoughts about SlapStick*

<Chop-Suey> i find the people who do the slam dunk's karaokes
<Chop-Suey> how I do a karaoke??
<@Namu> well, you goto a karaoke bar , order a room and sing in it
<Chop-Suey> where is the karaoke bar??
<@Namu> madrid?
<@TimberWolf> that bar is a blast

* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli

<Kreskin> hows the engaded life
<Gav> same as the unengaged life but with the addition of wedding mags
<Kreskin> women mostly do that anywazs though
<Suurorca> :P
<Gav> i made a desicion
<Gav> being male, i should not have anything to do with the wedding plans but attend \o/
<Kreskin> exactly
<Gav> i hope that line works, something tells me it won't
<Kreskin> well you could always say, I think we shoudl go with the black best women dress and you will be out of decision making period
<Gav> lol
<Gav> sounds like a plan
<Kreskin> ;)

[13:50:37] * +ed hands w00t a condom
[13:50:43] <%Karate|AFK> gimme!