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#701 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-11-28 21:22:36
(%w00teh) more that all the girls where i live suck :/
(@ol) not a bad place to be
(+Star) Ooh, kinky.
(@Beer) w00t, surely that's not a bad thing? ;)

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#322 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 20:13:38
<DM|shwr> give me vowels or give me death
<Togy> meh, you've got bowels, thats close enough
* SirOlli gvs DM lt f dth
<DM|shwr> :D
<Ib> ..
<Ib> on the bottle SirOlli ?
* DM|shwr pks b n th stmch
<SirOlli> I tried to give him a lot of death without any vowels ;)
<SirOlli> lol
* DM|shwr wvs nd lvs fr th shwr
<DM|shwr> shld wrt scrpt bt ths
#1018 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-14 12:09:04
[11:59:22] <Dolon> yeah, its funny when someone rambles on for like 20 minutes
[11:59:24] <Tarwen> so in a way I guess that would make it all entertaining spam... :/ I stand corrected
[11:59:31] <Dolon> before realizing they are talking to themself
[11:59:35] <Tarwen> I do that too often on msn Dolon :|
[11:59:38] <Dolon> :D
[11:59:46] <Dolon> its funnier on IRC
[11:59:58] <Dolon> cuz u know, in theory, there should be ppl around
[12:00:10] <Dolon> but so many ppl idle
[12:00:14] <Dolon> and come back hours later
[12:00:31] <Dolon> to find that one person has had a nice long convo by themself
[12:00:52] <Dolon> and all along they thought that everyone was hanging on their every word
[12:00:56] <Dolon> u know what i mean?
[12:00:58] <Dolon> hello?
#1095 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-26 20:45:53
<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P
#310 (2)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-11-16 21:12:34
[15:09] <Ib> hold on, lemme get me boxers on. there is a willy flopping all over the place
[15:09] <Peng> ...
[15:09] * Elphaba peeks agaoin
[15:09] <ol> whos?
[15:09] * Togy thwaps ib with PG13
[15:09] * Elyas sets mode: +v MM10
[15:09] <Elf> free willy!
#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) (+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) (+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) (+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) (@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) (+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) (@ol) cool
(17:41:05) (+Angelic_Devil) ;)
#80 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:00:53
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready
#420 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-12 11:45:03
<Ib3N> oh the good ol dethmatches of doom2 over a com cable..
<Ib3N> *death
<Alfred> lol
<Alfred> i didnt like doom that much, i was too young n got scared from the gurgling sounds and then suddenly this BIG FUCKING RED BULL THING WOULD POUNCE ON ME!
<Ib3N> lol
<Alfred> but i was a quake god :D
<Alfred> least in my group
<Dr_Kev> and you were like... 'daddy daddy get off me'
<Ib3N> ROFL
#141 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:52:16
[13:59] * Alfred|GettingWoman is now known as Alfred
[13:59] <trinnax> too hard was it
[14:00] <Dr_Kev> heh
[14:00] <Alfred> my penis, always when the woman is about ;)
[14:01] <trinnax> damn should of saw that one coming
#163 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:46
[17:30] * BrainAway is now back: [xmas shoppage :D] left at [13:38:26] gone for [3:58:29]
[17:30] * BrainAway is now known as [Brain]
[17:30] * LaptopBrain sets mode: +b *!*brain@*.chatspike.net
[17:30] * [Brain] was kicked by LaptopBrain (CTCP flooder)

Go brain go ;)