[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;

[12:46] <Alexx> SO as I was saying...I have this rash and it just wont clear up..
[12:46] <[BRC]treesa> hahahaah
[12:48] <Adremelech|Laptop> Alexx, go sleep with a few people, it should help >_>
[12:48] * Adremelech|Laptop hides
[12:48] <Alexx> Yea...a problem shared is a problem solved right?
[12:49] <Adremelech|Laptop> ofc :D

<Karate|AFK> what exactluy are u dooing with it w00t?
<w00t> rateh, all sorts of stuff :o
<w00t> swirling it around
<w00t> chewing on the end
<w00t> trying not to swallow it
<w00t> :D

<+Majic> That's the same thing that happens when me sleep together.
<+Majic> It's so short...
<+Majic> 0.o
<+Majic> we*
<+Majic> I hate me now.
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<+Majic> Most of the things that come out of my mouth are unknown to me.
<%Odin> lol
<+Majic> 0.o
<+tomandy> like all the pubic hair!
<+Majic> Oh god, I've got to get out of this channel.
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<Jenssen> <+Antipaticu`> neaah
<Jenssen> <+Antipaticu`> i am old too
<Jenssen> <+Antipaticu`> :P
<Jenssen> <+Antipaticu`> see,now we can have sex without asking our parents
<Jenssen> <+Antipaticu`> :D
<Jenssen> <&BloodyAngel> :P
<Jenssen> Anti got a giiiirlfrieeeeeend
<Naturalbornhippy> never
<Naturalbornhippy> i konw hes gay :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> lol
<[RoF]DarkRuler> <[RoF]DarkRuler> hmm, manfriend?
<[RoF]DarkRuler> <[RoF]DarkRuler> I tought he is gay :o
<[RoF]DarkRuler> roflol
<Naturalbornhippy> hehe
<Jenssen> manfriend/girlfriend. as long as its friend hes happy :)
<Jenssen> "friend" that is
<Jenssen> :@

00:35:18 [+NightHawk] :/
00:35:37 [+grapey] :\
00:39:45 ���� +Aristeo turns those frowns upside down
00:41:30 [+grapey] \: ?
00:41:34 [+NightHawk] lol

<OX-Slasher> fan club darzan?
<Darzan> apparently
<Darzan> I didn't ask any of them to do that
<Frozeninja> what can i say, he asked me to name a planet after him :P

[13:38] * Brain molests
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes Brain's sexin' as:
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Smells like You should stop meeting new girlfriends in the graveyard: 3/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you're squeezing the air out of your partner: 0/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Feels like Sandpaper: 3/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Looks like something that should be in the fetish section: 2/20
[13:38] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 9/100
[13:38] <RefereeBot> That is the WORST one I've seen!
[13:38] <Brain> YAYYYYY
[13:38] <Elphaba> 9????????
[13:38] <Elphaba> OH MY GOD
[13:38] <Brik> oO

[00:07] <Loki> I've fantasized about fucking my half-sister a couple times.