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#935 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-07 23:45:31
[00:05] <Majic> holy fuck, ed's gf looks so fraking hawt on myspace...that or ed is a totally hawt chick
[00:05] <Majic> Damn she looks like my cousin.
[00:05] <Majic> :/
[00:05] <Majic> Who I've never looked at in that way...
[00:06] <Majic> We're not blood relatives.
[00:06] <Loki> lol
#1523 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2010-06-17 18:07:14
--> Vuvuzela ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
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<weedot> FFFFFF
<weedot> FFFF
<weedot> FFFFF
<weedot> FFFUUUU
<weedot> UUUUUU
<Doc> I will cut you
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*@ChatSpike-38976c4f.fios.verizon.net]
<-- Higurashi has kicked Vuvuzela from #chatspike (Higurashi)
--- Higurashi sets modes [#chatspike +vv Adremelech totoro]
<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg
#101 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:05
[12:43] <Vivikins> hmm.. i love BJ's.... neil hates them coz they kinda taste of liquorice
O_O
#700 (2)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-11-26 22:54:45
[09:52] <SoloFlock> <Revoluxion-T@Undernet> Hey soloFlock
[09:52] <SoloFlock> <Revoluxion-T@Undernet> do you know something better than winbot ?

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Soloflock is a winbot network relay bot.
#1622 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-24 02:20:40
[20:15] <doll_licca> Now, where is my hot, steamy pizza?
[20:18] <Lexica-chan> in a hotel room with a "DO NOT DISTURB" tag on the doorknob.
[20:18] <doll_licca> :(
[20:20] <Lexica-chan> I'm sure your pizza will show up... a bit disheveled for spending hot, steamy time in that hotel room....
#1093 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-07 02:00:55
[17:51:24] <Karate> and btw, waht the freak is bluetooth, i still cant figure it out
[17:51:28] <naiSt> I hate justin "wannabe wigger" timberlake
[17:51:29] <Majic> 0.o
[17:51:44] <Majic> Bluetooth is the type of STD you get from giving head to Eskimos.
[17:51:48] <naiSt> bluetooth is something you get from eating to much blueberries
[17:51:52] <Karate> . . .
[17:51:55] <Majic> hehehe
[17:52:12] <naiSt> also known as blue tongue
[17:52:14] <Majic> I don't like wiggerlake either...
[17:52:29] <Karate> u guys are useless
#1249 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-12 11:26:59
08/12@11:17:31 * #chatspike/Karate was grooming her stuffed monkey
#754 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-03-20 22:52:32
* Fin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that
#1142 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-06-13 02:31:20
01:29 <websMac> Special, sex ?
01:29 <websMac> erg
01:29 <websMac> Sporks, sex
01:29 * Sporks rides websMac. Whee.
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> lol
01:29 <websMac> :/
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> ahaha
01:29 <websMac> (sorry Special :p)
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted, loverboy.
01:29 <websMac> :(
#1647 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-08-21 14:40:53
<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is