[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.

[20:43] <Majic> You saw nothing.
[20:43] <Majic> You're dreaming....
[20:43] <Majic> You're in your bed.
[20:43] <Majic> All snuggly and warm...
[20:43] <Blankie> No...
[20:43] <Majic> And you're thinking...
[20:43] <Blankie> I am snuggly and warm
[20:43] <Majic> "Damn, Majic is so hawt."
[20:43] <Majic> And you're hugging a teddy bear.
[20:45] <Blankie> lol
[20:45] <Blankie> no
[20:45] <Blankie> i'm sitting
[20:45] <Blankie> wearing like, underwear
[20:45] <Blankie> and it's hot
[20:45] <Blankie> that's what it is
[20:45] <Majic> 0.o
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Blankie is smart. Blankie is nice. Blankie is honest. You should all be like Blankie.

[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code

Zivoid is a bot btw

<Ikoru> and he was like, they are about the same... Im like nope... yours curves out
<peachykeen> Those silly curvy ones. I knew a girl who would only get the ones that didn't curve much.
<Shadow> Curvy ones can be nice, though. Can be easier to hold.
<Shadow> Mine's pretty straight. It's got a holster, though.
<peachykeen> It depends on the angle you're going from, suppose.

[18:37] <@cookies> Welcome back, Jesus.

<Peng|Exam> Archy`: could you do something for me? :p
<Archy`> I still have a funky taste in my mouth from last time :/
<Peng|Exam> sorry about that O:)

[11:58] FrostyCoolSlug: your users love you :p
[11:58] Zedd: i know, i love me too

<FBI> You know brain u should join #cumcatcher some day and spend some time with your fellow irc addict
<ol> are you genetically stupid, or were you involved in a car accident at some point in your life?
<Om> Argh ffs

* Napalm licks [OPA]spaceRaptor
* [OPA]spaceRaptor points at boots *make them shiny!*
* Napalm makes [OPA]spaceRaptor's boots shiny
* [OPA]spaceRaptor whipes of slime
<OX-Supremo> heh
<OX-Supremo> I want a slave too :(
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> hihi
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> say you are female, make some comments
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and there you go:)
<OX-Supremo> Whooha
<OX-Supremo> Indeed =)
<Napalm> or...you could just give me that voice ;)
<OX-Supremo> HaHa
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh yes, they do all for voice:)
* Napalm pokes [OPA]spaceRaptor for a voice
* [OPA]spaceRaptor jumps
<Napalm> w00t
<Napalm> found another one :D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh sup
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> bringing in scripts they like to discover helps too

<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy