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#1008 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-03 05:44:04
<Majic> *pulls out a handkerchief and dries JakeD's eyes*
<JakeD> That's what your adoration brings out in me. The desire to poop.
#1479 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-11 05:07:34
<~Adremelech> goose, im installing ubuntu on my desktop
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!
#1452 (-1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-14 06:14:28
* +Stealth sticks his comma in Karina
<+Stealth> >.>
<+Karina> O_o
<+Karina> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *steps away*
#1729 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-13 21:01:30
Cj: I CAN BE BOUGHT!
Cj: o.o;
Cj: shhh...
Olli: be glad I'm on my cellphone and can't be bothered to quotespike
#1328 (7)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-08-14 08:57:37
[19:43] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1572&l=3
[19:44] <SootyGirl> well, ok. a very fast computer. but still.
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1573&l=3
[19:44] <SHK> wht...
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote DOWN: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1571&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1568&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1567&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1568&l=3
[19:44] <Iain> lol
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1573&l=3
[19:44] <SHK> global spam...
[19:44] <Karate> ok, who is voting on every quote
#1497 (-8)
Posted by clueless @ 2010-01-25 02:21:02
-I am teh haxxorz :o-

[18:14] * wolfbot sets mode: -v clueless
[18:14] * wolfbot sets mode: -vvv Sarikitty neocontra Chester
[18:14] <clueless> So it turned out well ^_^
[18:14] <@wolfbot> This is a game of paranoia
#661 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-15 21:30:20
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
#1548 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2010-08-12 02:04:32
20:52:22 -!- chast [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:52:37 < chast> I'm having a big bug in 2.0
20:52:56 < chast> For some reason it wont lemme compile under windows xp
#186 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:45
[20:06] <cab86|naked> o.O
[20:06] <cab86|naked> so ol sucks?