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#1616 (2)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-06-04 18:28:11
.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
#1167 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-07 01:40:39
<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<
#1711 (-3)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-12 13:28:07
[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
#55 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:01
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: Dr_Kevorkian
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: yes hun
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: someone nearly rang u from my phone today
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: they wer eplaying wit my phone
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: heh
[10:27pm] Togy: you fought them to the ground before it rang?
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and i was coughing and couldnt breathe
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahaha
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and they asked if they shoudl ring doctor kev
[10:27pm] Dr_Kevorkian: lmfao
[10:27pm] Togy: LOL
[10:27pm] ol: heh
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahah
[10:27pm] HansOlo: lol
[10:27pm] DarkMaster: ahahaha
#96 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:07:02
[10:38] <Karate|Munchin> um i am togy :D

They all come sooner or later :D
#12 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:49
(@Craig): eww that was messy
(@Craig): its gone everywhere..
(%Cow): WTF!?!>!>!>!>?!
#394 (0)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2005-01-04 02:23:47
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P
#662 (4)
Posted by Garak @ 2005-09-16 16:36:23
(13:14:14) (@Garak) I'M A B**** I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER I'M A SINNER I'M A SAIT!
(13:14:26) (%w00teh) *SAINT(sorry)
(13:14:31) %w00teh slaps self
(13:14:33) (@Garak) :/
(13:14:43) (%w00teh) force of habit ;/
(13:14:54) (@Garak) Yet another glorious announcement screwed up by a damn typo :(
(13:15:09) (@Garak) Good I didn't wallop it :|
(13:15:28) (@Dr_Kev) what was the announcement? - that you're a bitch?
(13:15:37) (@Dr_Kev) excuse me... a B****
(13:15:41) (@Garak) yes?
(13:15:50) (@Dr_Kev) we knew that already
(13:15:56) (@Dr_Kev) that aint news :/
(13:15:57) (@Garak) oh :|
(13:15:59) (@Garak) ok
(13:16:08) @Garak shuts up again
(13:16:15) (%w00teh) G'S A B**** I'M HIS LOVER KEV'S HIS CHILD CRAIG'S HIS MOTHER..
(13:16:40) (@Dr_Kev) odd
(13:16:42) (@Dr_Kev) but funny
(13:16:45) (%w00teh) :P
(13:16:48) (@Garak) SCAN'S A SINNER ZEDD'S A SAINT!
(13:16:50) (%w00teh) sums me up pretty much
(13:16:55) (@Garak) AND NEITHER FEELS ASHAMED!
#811 (3)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 19:12:44
<Andres> boredom...
<Andres> boredom...
* Joe fucks Andres in the ass.
* Andres slaps Joe with a Ugly-Thing-Not-Worthy-To-Be-Named
<Andres> an*
* Joe eats the thing
<Andres> No!!1
#1386 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-06 11:25:51
<goose> who wants to hear a joke?
<spb> gentoo!