<Rosencrantz> I love you guys
<Rosencrantz> You're all my friends
<Rane> Feeling's not mutual Rosencrantz.

<Empireth> Kumi, when's your birthday?
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th of December!
<Kumi> ...
* pigeon_of_doom remembers :(
<Empireth> Excellent, thank you.
<Kumi> 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<pigeon_of_doom> You're wrong
* Empireth raises an eyebrow
<Kumi> it's the 30th
<pigeon_of_doom> 29th!
<Kumi> 30/12/87
<pigeon_of_doom> And it's 85
<Empireth> ...I'm going to side with Kumi on this one.
<pigeon_of_doom> Your loss
<Empireth> ...He's not that old, Toad.
* Kumi removes voice from pigeon_of_doom
<Kumi> That was for trying to say I was 26.

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So a few seconds later, I get this via /query:

<pigeon_of_doom> Oh c'mon...
<pigeon_of_doom> What's the trouble with being called mature!?
<pigeon_of_doom> If you were a cheese, this would be a compliment.

<FBI> You know brain u should join #cumcatcher some day and spend some time with your fellow irc addict
<ol> are you genetically stupid, or were you involved in a car accident at some point in your life?
<Om> Argh ffs

* SootyGirl ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<SootyGirl> ~q:
<ChanServ> Hai.
<peavey> hmm
<peavey> only a very few can make ChanServ speak
<peavey> come out puppet master!
<ChanServ> What if I want to speak for myself for once? :(
<kenny|awa> I think Brain is hiding behind his nickname ChanServ
* kenny|awa is now known as KennyWork
* Vinny ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<ChanServ> That would make him the 'Brain' behind the operation. HURR.
<N0valyfe> it's w00t imo >.<
<peavey> the uppercasing and ending with punctuation.. now who writes like that and can control ChanServ
<Rane> No one.
<peavey> or is it a clever ruse to throw us off
<N0valyfe> ^^
<ChanServ> I'm the only one on this network that uses proper grammar. I am surrounded by a bunch of incompetent retards. :(

This quote has been truncated due to ChatSpike's stupid 1024 character limit. To see the full version, go to http://jackmcbarn.no-ip.org/ChanServ%20Speaks.txt

[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.

<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze

Was minding my own biz, then this pm popped up...

<taizon> xdcc list
<Ib3N> IRCop serving you today: Akill, Gline, kill, shun and alot more..
<Ib3N> type /msg Ib3N killme to recive a free kill without having to upload anything
<Ib3N> have a nice day!

I wonder why he never replied...

<ol> there isn't much you can do that'll last 90 minutes and only cost you a dollar in Vegas
<Elf> :D
<Elf> and give u 2 dollars when ur bored at the end

<+Duck> Hey goose
<+Duck> I'm really happy for you
<+Duck> and imma let you finish
* Duck has quit (Killed (goose (PWND)))

--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol