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#1645 (4)
Posted by pigeon_of_doom @ 2011-08-21 05:55:40
* ~Kumi looks sideways at Zooey
<~Kumi> You go for the arms
<~Kumi> I'll get the legs
<+pigeon_of_doom> Where, do you WANT to be castrated? I'd run. NOW.
<~Kumi> We'll have him yet.
<@Duck> o.o;
#938 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-10 04:12:41
[20:09] <Mahadeva> the future lies in snuff films :D
[20:09] <Mahadeva> you get people like LinkTetra and you shave off all their body hair
[20:10] <Mahadeva> lots of it and shit
[20:10] <Mahadeva> and you tape while you skin them alive
[20:10] <Mahadeva> then you sell the tape in a private rich guy auction
#1508 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-03-13 21:34:51
21:30.28 ( &Mark ) Edward just dumped Bella :'(
21:30.35 )) &Mark holds onto Kata
21:30.43 ( ~Kata ) >_>
21:30.56 ( &Higurashi ) Surpriiiise
21:31.09 ( ~Kata ) Sometimes I wonder if you're a girl PRETENDING to be a guy.
21:31.15 ( %Kumi ) it's okay, she's got Jacob
21:31.47 ( &Mark ) Kumi, He takes his top off soon :3
21:32.00 ( ~Kata ) See what I mean?
21:32.02 ( %Kumi ) I think Kata's right
21:32.03 ( &Higurashi ) He's a girl in a guy body.
21:32.06 ( &Mark ) lol
#1559 (2)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2010-11-20 01:55:42
(8:49:52 PM) PjircUser9832: IM BACK TO USING THIS DAMN JAVA CLIENT
(8:49:59 PM) Pigyman: >java
(8:50:09 PM) Pigyman: laughingprogrammers.jpg
(8:50:15 PM) PjircUser9832: PIDGIN WONT WORK ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUST GOT FIXED
(8:50:37 PM) Pigyman: >laptop repairs
(8:50:46 PM) Pigyman: laughingengineers.jpg
(8:50:58 PM) PjircUser9832: I hate this stupid gateway laptop ;_;
(8:51:10 PM) Pigyman: >gateway
(8:51:13 PM) Pigyman: laughingacerusers.jpg
(8:51:26 PM) PjircUser9832: IT WAS A GIFT :c
(8:51:33 PM) Pigyman: >gift
(8:51:36 PM) Pigyman: laughingelves.jpg
(8:51:44 PM) PjircUser9832: >Pigyman
(8:51:55 PM) Pigyman: >me
(8:52:03 PM) Pigyman: laughingsplitpersonalitydisorders.jpg
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
<-- Archy` has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#508 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-04-02 22:43:43
[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS
#1257 (2)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-05-24 16:08:00
I have no hair to comb, but the horns would be in the way even if I did.

17:01 <peavey> dmb: I'll just go cry in the corner =)
17:01 * dz hands peavey a razorblade
17:01 * peavey is in tears as he slashes up dz pretty bad
17:01 <dz> ow.
17:01 <peavey> aw thanks, letting me slash you helps alot
#937 (2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-09 15:40:09
* Joins: Anon1370
<Anon1370> hey
<Anon1370> i love cum
* Quits: Anon1370
<Magnus> We get wonderful people in here.
#1009 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-11-05 00:11:28
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: If anyone here lives within 3 miles of Acton Green Common in London, and is currently shooting off fireworks, can you please stop? the explosions are giving me a headache :( - Thanks :D


-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: and as a more curious question.. does anyone here actually live within 3 miles of acton green common? Fancy going for a beer? :D
#878 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-09 20:14:16
<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!