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[23:35] <-- Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: <Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq <Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq. <Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky, <Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty, <Esk|out> North Korea is too risky, <Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.)
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<KMH> Insufficient housing
<KMH> wtf!?
<KMH> why am i getting that when i try to demo?
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<KMH> dont everyone answer at once :/
<akuma_serge> we're trying not to.
<KMH> Insufficient housing
<KMH> wtf!?
<KMH> why am i getting that when i try to demo?
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<KMH> dont everyone answer at once :/
<akuma_serge> we're trying not to.
<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol
* Joins: AngryMutantPenguin
* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(
* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(
<Majic> My sister just got home from school. XD
<Majic> I was in the kitchen getting to stove ready and I heard her coming toward the kitchen. :p
<Majic> I didn't want her seeing my penis so at the last second I threw a spatula at her and threw a towel over my pizza. :D
<Majic> er...
<Majic> I was in the kitchen getting to stove ready and I heard her coming toward the kitchen. :p
<Majic> I didn't want her seeing my penis so at the last second I threw a spatula at her and threw a towel over my pizza. :D
<Majic> er...
<ClickHappy> I'm heterosexual
<special> fuck the police.
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated
* steely gets a clock, and throws it like a frisbee into togy's ass
* Brik just stays out of this :p
<Togy> why does everything come back to my ass? O_o
<Crystal> guess you have a nice ass
<Olli> gravity, togy. gravity.
* Brik just stays out of this :p
<Togy> why does everything come back to my ass? O_o
<Crystal> guess you have a nice ass
<Olli> gravity, togy. gravity.
Sacho is going by Guest16384
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<Kesha_> Hey Sacho: Switch your nickname so we know who you are
<Guest16384> Okay.
* Guest16384 is now known as Guest08192
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<Kesha_> Hey Sacho: Switch your nickname so we know who you are
<Guest16384> Okay.
* Guest16384 is now known as Guest08192
<Brain> you ever noticed how nearly all of the 'monster' stories involve 'spreading an infection'?
<SirOlli> yes, but I never cared
<Brain> like... zombies, you get bitten, you become one.... vampires, you get bitten, you become one...
<Brain> common pattern?
<Brain> :p
<VampireBrik> nope
<VampireBrik> :p
<SirOlli> werewolves
<Brain> warez wolves?
<SirOlli> even australians
<SirOlli> strange
<Brain> haha australians
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> they're dangerous :(
<SirOlli> yup
<VampireBrik> :o
<SirOlli> you get bitten...
<SirOlli> and so on
<SirOlli> ^^
<Brain> its like warewolves.... but they're triggered by XXXX instead of the full moon :/
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> one can of castlemaine is all it takes and you have a whole room full of aussies on your hands :/
* Australian has joined #chatspike
* Australian bites SirOlli
* Australian has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Is it july yet?)
<SirOlli> urgh
<SirOlli> argh
<SirOlli> G'd day, mates :)
<Brain> NOOOOO! :(
<SirOlli> yes, but I never cared
<Brain> like... zombies, you get bitten, you become one.... vampires, you get bitten, you become one...
<Brain> common pattern?
<Brain> :p
<VampireBrik> nope
<VampireBrik> :p
<SirOlli> werewolves
<Brain> warez wolves?
<SirOlli> even australians
<SirOlli> strange
<Brain> haha australians
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> they're dangerous :(
<SirOlli> yup
<VampireBrik> :o
<SirOlli> you get bitten...
<SirOlli> and so on
<SirOlli> ^^
<Brain> its like warewolves.... but they're triggered by XXXX instead of the full moon :/
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> one can of castlemaine is all it takes and you have a whole room full of aussies on your hands :/
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* Australian bites SirOlli
* Australian has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Is it july yet?)
<SirOlli> urgh
<SirOlli> argh
<SirOlli> G'd day, mates :)
<Brain> NOOOOO! :(
