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#191 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:06:29
[01:33:58] [@Angel_F] how does a friendship become a loving relationship?
[01:34:12] [@ScrollLock] through love...
[01:34:21] [@ScrollLock] ;P
[01:34:51] [@SoloFlock] <under^doggie@DALnet> when sex comes into play
[01:35:12] [@Angel_F] when both sides love each other but don\'t realise it?
[01:35:23] [@ScrollLock] try kissing
[01:35:25] [@SoloFlock] <under^doggie@DALnet> ok
[01:35:31] [@Angel_F] how do i make the other side see it?
[01:36:11] [@SoloFlock] <under^doggie@DALnet> ya can\'t
[01:36:18] [@Angel_F] kissing, if only i could...
[01:36:26] [@ScrollLock] #WinBot - Now also gives relationship support
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
<-- Archy` has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#461 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-18 00:57:33
<@Napalm|Away> too many c's in this channel :P
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
#1644 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:54:05
[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?
#698 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2005-11-07 15:30:39
(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)
#1494 (-2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 16:54:33
12:47 WifiBrain that would be cats penis
12:47 WifiBrain they have spikes.
12:47 WifiBrain ;)
#1621 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:02:49
<LordEfreak> while we're waiting, did you know the bible doesn't condemn necrophilia?
<peachykeen> yeah, but that's like eating cold pizza
<peachykeen> pizza is like sex
<peachykeen> even when it's bad, it's still good
<peachykeen> except when it's cold
<Havvy> Cold pizza tastes good.
<Legacy> Cold pizza is fine too.
#1121 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-06 23:34:58
<Excal> eth0! :D
<eth0|laptop> lo
<eth0|laptop> stupid dsl modem got reset this morning by a power outage :(
<Excal> :/
<Excal> I visited your website earlier, still lacking content ;)
* eth0|laptop has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
<Excal> -__-'
#871 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-07 07:06:59
[07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer
[07:04:16] <Karate> i started putting them there after using them like 4 months ago
[07:04:20] <Karate> i dont remember why
[07:04:33] <xptek> ...
[07:04:33] <ed> [07:04:07] <Karate> i cleand up the kleenex next to my computer <-- .... *cough*
[07:04:34] * Ib3N ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:04:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ib3N
[07:04:36] <Karate> the pile was like, almost to the top of my monitor, and it started next to my kb
[07:04:47] <Karate> and my kb is on a thing below my monitor, and my monitor is above the hting above my kb
[07:04:47] <xptek> You need to HIDE those when you're done wanking.
[07:04:52] <Karate> so, it was like 2 feet high
#1760 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-09-27 21:01:02
<+Katze> I wanna do some Necrodancing :(