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#1180 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-09-13 05:17:24
[05:12:58] <Riv_Griffen> lol, a chick could sneeze near me and I'd prob cum :P

*would pay to see that*
#48 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:25
[21:53] <Archy`> My day keeps getting better and better. Just sprayed myself with what i thought was deoderant.... Turned out to be hair colouring...
[21:53] <[Brain]> lmao!!!
[21:53] <[Brain]> youve got purple armpit hair now? :)
[21:53] <Archy`> Nope, silver
[21:53] <Archy`> :P
[21:53] <MrBOFH> lol
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#1410 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-20 16:08:01
<\joshua> this is not a conversation server, is it ?
<goose> it is, rumour has it
<goose> conversation is sporadic though, it's like herpes, sometimes it's pretty flared up and plentiful, sometimes it's hiding and irrelevant
#816 (-1)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-06-20 18:03:37
<Antipaticu`> recruit...make smth special;)
<Antipaticu`> handjobs,etc.ppl like things like this
<Antipaticu`> ;)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> or give them private partys with girls
<Antipaticu`> :p
<[RoF]DarkRuler> on the webcam
<NBH|php> we wont have more players
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> like we do
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> hehe
<[RoF]DarkRuler> Antipaticu` lose the last party
<NBH|php> girls are much cheapter in romania than here
<NBH|php> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we has off-line
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cheap?
<Antipaticu`> stfuuuuuuu
<[RoF]DarkRuler> we don't pay lol
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :P
<Antipaticu`> why you remind me everytime you see me?
<[RoF]DarkRuler> gtg,mom has to work on the pc
<[RoF]DarkRuler> :)
<[RoF]DarkRuler> cya
<NBH|php> lol
<Antipaticu`> bye:p
<NBH|php> so the girl is your mum?
<Antipaticu`> huahauaha...
<NBH|php> wtf
<NBH|php> i need to quote that
<Antipaticu`> ur mother is using ur ym
<Antipaticu`> ?
#1186 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-25 08:32:19
<oge> good morning to all nice and very good DG players DarkRuler, AwayAngel, beurk, ecko, Gorgar and todays special service hi to Lowlife
<Alexx> Wheres my hello?
<beurk> morning oge
[08:23] <oge> Alexx do not know you. what mad you important ingame ? and why you nice ?
[08:23] <oge> mad+e
[08:23] <Alexx> Ingame....i hide very well because many would spank me :P
[08:23] <Gorgar> morning oge
[08:24] <AwayAngel> moin oge ;)
[08:24] <Alexx> In forums..I sex with monkeys
[08:25] <oge> ok, then if I welcome apes, then I will include you in that list, EgaLs ape list
[08:26] <oge> you front runner in that list
[08:26] <Alexx> Monkeys are not apes -.-
[08:27] <oge> you know better I guess
[08:27] <Alexx> Swing by offtopic sometimes...
[08:27] <oge> what is the difference between sex with ape and monkey
[08:28] <Alexx> about 3 pints
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#915 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-25 04:57:14
<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.
#652 (0)
Posted by mmind @ 2005-09-11 01:13:53
[19:57:09] <mmind> why cant i maintain a connection
[19:57:31] <mmind> wow, that sentence was almost lewd
#760 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-11 14:15:16
<shaq> bummer
<princess16> That's so funny of u shaq...who r u calling bummer
<shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<shaq> woohoo for language barriers
<princess16> it came after my answer soo i thought...
<shaq> probably because it was a response to what you said
<princess16> so now u r calling me a bummer!?
<Beer> no he meant that sucks, lol
<shaq> <shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<shaq> <Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<princess16> I know! But u said that it was response, after u said it wasn't
<shaq> i give up