* Anders ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Odin gives voice to Anders
<Anders> holy, fuck..... im back
<xevix> hello mr. anders
<Anders> long time no see
<xevix> yes, we've been waiting for you mr. anders
<FrostyCoolSlug> who the hell are you? :p
<Anders> havnt been here in a while, everythings the same.. <.o
<Anders> are you a new op here, frosty?
<Odin> lmao
<Anders> not that you should know me.. im just asking
<Odin> i think anders may have this network confused with somewhere else

[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl

[20:37:17] <Andres> Andres is GOD
[20:37:26] <Aro> lol
[20:37:40] <Aro> I don't believe in gods
[20:37:41] <Aro> so
[20:37:44] <Aro> I assume
[20:37:47] <Andres> I DO NOT EXIST :O
[20:37:48] <Aro> you do not exist

[22:05] <Carbon> I should sleep
[22:06] <Carbon> I now have a tshirt saying "No, I will not fix your computer"
[22:07] <Curly> lol
[22:07] <Carbon> :)
[22:07] <Stealthie> but you WILL fix my computer
[22:07] <Carbon> no I won't
[22:08] <Carbon> D:
[22:08] * Hydrogen 'fixes' FallingUp's computers
[22:09] <Hydrogen> The hard drives are now 100% full, and contain nothing other than uninstalled images of a 7 year old osx install

[10:19] <%Olli> careful where you aim that thing!

Taking things out of context is so much fun.

[19:09] <Ish|aweh> i'm comming i'm comming
[19:10] <Ish|aweh> :p
[19:10] * Ish|aweh grabs towell and follows kitten

(+Star) So, where's this penis I keep hearing about?
(%[BRC]Odin) betwen your legs?
(+Star) Nah, that one's gone

[18:10.19] <+Peng|Gone> you have turned nasty in your old age Craig :P
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D

[23:25] <[Brain]> M$ offered to buy out google a bit back
[23:25] <[Brain]> they shoved the deal up M$'s ass
[23:26] <[Brain]> can you imagine, they'd have made it look like MSN homepage
[23:26] <[Brain]> or even worse look and work like hotmail :(
[23:26] <[Brain]> "welcome to microsoft google. the almighty MS GOOGLE has already decided where you want to go today and has selected search results for you! Buy viagra online! Clear your mortage now!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> or...
[23:27] <[Brain]> "the ALMIGHTY MS GOOGLE has determined your likely search criteria based on the contents of your hotmail inbox and has provided the following search results..."
[23:27] <[Brain]> "date now online"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "download virus creation kits"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "porn!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "more porn!"
[23:27] <Mike468> welcome to spam.com!
[23:28] <Mike468> lmao

[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol