* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)

<Nottheking> Y'know how game maps show areas gray-ed out that you can't reach?
<Nottheking> And pretty much server to just act as borders for the map?
<Nottheking> For some reason, it always feels that Canada is that sort of land.
<Nottheking> Serves purely so that that edge of the USA is land, and not coast.

<Fat_Tony> does that mean your a girl
<ThePacifist> nope
<Fat_Tony> sorry, it seemed to imply it
<ThePacifist> hehe
<ThePacifist> yeah...
<ThePacifist> lets guess my age^^
* Fat_Tony is now known as Fat_Tony|Weights
<Fat_Tony|Weights> k
<Excal> 12
<Fat_Tony|Weights> fuck u

[16:26] <SpeedWacer> I love enchiladas
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> There was some night a couple weeks ago I didn't get to sleep
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> And when I did finally go to bed like 30 hours later, I had a dream I was an enchilada
[16:27] <SpeedWacer> And I was being baked in the most comfortable oven

[18:57] <Sanity> So Nova.
[18:57] <Sanity> Why're we awake?
[18:58] <Sanity> So me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Why're we awake?
[18:58] <Sanity> Well, me, I think it's because we're bored.
[18:58] <Sanity> A very good point, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Why thank you, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Anytime, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> I love you, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Love you too, me.
[19:00] <Sanity> Uhm, excuse me, me?
[19:00] <Sanity> What?
[19:00] <Sanity> You love me, but not me?
[19:01] <Sanity> I've been away from the house so often I...
[19:01] <Sanity> NO, I'M JUST AN ASSHOLE
[19:01] <Sanity> WELL I KNOW WHAT?
[19:01] <Sanity> I NEVER LOVED ME
[19:01] <Sanity> WHAT?! ;_____________;
[19:01] <Sanity> THAT'S RIGHT.
[19:01] <Sanity> Whoa guys, calm down.
[19:01] <Sanity> Stfu, me.
[19:01] <Sanity> no u
[19:01] <Sanity> lol jk ilm <3
[19:01] <Sanity> ilm2
[19:01] <Sanity> I even love me?!
[19:01] <Sanity> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
[19:02] <Sanity> BITCH, IT'S ON.
[19:02] <Sanity> K us.
[19:02] <Sanity> Let's take it somewhere else, okay?
[19:02] <Sanity> lol ok
[19:02] <Sanity> Sounds good.
[19:02] <Sanity> Meet you there.
[19:02] <Sanity> l8r lol

(Novajam was playing Puzzle Quest while all this went on)

[09:41:39] <Tiger> put ur damn car in ur ass:D
[09:42:07] <w00t_> lol go Tiger :p
[09:42:25] <Tiger> LOL
[09:42:36] <Tiger> not w00t agan..
[09:42:38] <Ripeece> lol
[09:42:41] <w00t_> yes, w00t again *G*
[09:43:03] <w00t_> nice to see i'm getting a reputation already :p

*bwahaha*

<FBI> You know brain u should join #cumcatcher some day and spend some time with your fellow irc addict
<ol> are you genetically stupid, or were you involved in a car accident at some point in your life?
<Om> Argh ffs

[02:43] <IWArapter> does Darzan count/
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick &#8249;1&#8250;)

<grapey> GoldenEye is a good flick :)
<Mina> Only if you like Jimmy Bondage.
<Mina> Why did I type it like that?
<Mina> I meant James Bond

[17:29] <FallingUp> WHY AM I CRAVING ALMOND JOYS????!!
[17:30] <SpeedWacer> Because delicious
[17:30] <FallingUp> |:
[17:30] * Sporks has quit (Connection closed)
[17:30] <FallingUp> You're not helping.
[17:30] <SpeedWacer> Well now I feel like a nut and it's your fault