<Rigo> im still not sure whether or not i believe you, ill have to think about it
<Rigo> i only recently found out that civilization had made its way to Sweden, when i had the great fortune of speaking with one
<Ib3N> hehe
<Ib3N> you actually have two norwegians in this channel as we speak
<Rigo> pretty much, Americans are the civilized, righteous, brilliant, rulers of the planet, and the almost every other country are heathen barbarians
<Rigo> with the exception of Great Britian and France
<Gatzby> until we liberate them
<Ib3N> lol
<Gatzby> we're going to liberate france soon
<Gatzby> again
<Rigo> lol

<Togy> drugs in the uk are cheapest they've ever been
<Togy> 1.95 for a line of cocaine
<Togy> apparently
<Togy> cannabis costs less than 10 for 20 joints worth
<Coma|zzZZzz> lol
<Olli|radio> is that street price our discount?
<Coma|zzZZzz> how do YOU know togy?
<Togy> newspaper coma :p
<Olli|radio> how do THEY know?
<Togy> cuz they're crack addicts
<Togy> and manchester is bound to have plenty of dealers
<Olli|radio> I though crack is some weird heroin mix? how do they know cannabis price then?
<Coma|zzZZzz> i think Togy is sweating atm :p

[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork

<Onimae> What would be the default name of my hard drive in Linux?
<Rane> Doomed.

(18:38:53) <~w00t> i wonder how many people we have around :p
(18:38:58) <+Kazuma> at least 2 :P
(18:39:04) * w00t considers a mass-hilight
(18:39:09) <%goose> w00t, I'll one up you
(18:39:18) * dz looks for his knife
(18:39:25) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] goose - w00t is wondering how many users are active right now, PM him to let him know please!
(18:39:30) <~w00t> oh you bastard
(18:39:33) <+Hello> lmao
(18:39:35) * w00t shakes fist
(18:39:36) <+Kazuma> XD
(18:39:36) <+Hello> owned
(18:39:39) <%goose> ;D
(18:39:42) <+Lizzy> lmao!!!
(18:39:44) <+Kazuma> nice one, goose
(18:39:53) <%goose> goose, 1
(18:39:57) <%goose> w00t, 219
(18:40:08) -!- // w00t is now known as g00se
(18:40:14) <%goose> oh hell no
(18:40:14) <+Lizzy> LOL
(18:40:14) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] g00se (w00t) - disregard that, i suck cocks
(18:40:17) <%goose> this is not gonna end well
(18:40:20) <+Hello> .
(18:40:21) <%goose> this is SO not gonna end well
(18:40:21) <+PK8samplethemes> o.o?
(18:40:23) <+Lizzy> :o
(18:40:25) <+Lizzy> lmao
(18:40:25) <+Hello> O_O
(18:40:28) -!- g00se is now known as w00t
(18:40:31) -!- goose is now known as wOOt
(18:40:44) * Higurashi shakes his head and goes back to mopping.
(18:40:47) <+Lizzy> lol
(18:40:50) <~w00t> haha.
(18:41:04) * Kaiorga dances
(18:41:20) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] wOOt (goose) - Please PM me with more spam

<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

<AngryMutantPenguin> dumbass...
<Muse_Rock> yes?

20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D

<drathlin> luke skywalker vs frodo
<drathlin> who wins?
<Magnus> Ewoks.
<Magnus> Actually.
<Magnus> It would be Luke, unless the Frodo had the ring and the ring made a force bubble
<Magnus> Then it could be kind of even, since Frodo would be invisible and force unknown
<Magnus> But Luke could use the force in other ways
<Magnus> So, it depends <:)
<drathlin> frodo would just give the ring to him and let sauron pwn him
<Magnus> Honestly, I think a Star Destroyer can own Sauron.
<Blaker> Yeah, probably
<Blaker> I don't think Sauron's armor can stop lasers

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that