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#1682 (-3)
Posted by href @ 2012-03-20 22:32:18
stitch.chatspike.net: No nick changes are allowed for 60 seconds because there have been more than 2 nick changes in 5 seconds.
#1439 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-05 00:55:39
00:43:37 +SamWillEatYou eats Xitel
00:43:46 @Nickname eats SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:55 ~Hisakata eats Nickname SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:59 [~Hisakata] Ah the circle of life
00:44:02 [@Nickname] lmao
00:44:04 [%Jade] lol
#465 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-03-04 06:01:36
[17:02:15] <@Craig-Away> I'M A RETARD!
[17:02:22] <@Craig-Away> with a damned high IQ
#1268 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-08-10 18:49:56
#inspircd
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* peavey kicks CIA-1
<CIA-1> ow
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CIA-1 is a bot.
#231 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:44
[22:45] <ol> I'm sure we can find something better to stick in your mouth...

#1611 (1)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2011-05-28 00:32:17
[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code

Zivoid is a bot btw
#1236 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-02-24 16:31:37
17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)
#1562 (5)
Posted by Olli @ 2010-12-29 14:08:12
<InitHello> packing penis!
<Kumi> oh sweet jesus it's massive


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#1654 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2011-10-02 22:58:13
<KILLZONE> i need know where i can find key for this
<KILLZONE> m_cloaking.so
<goose> 1. Open modules.conf, put cursor between "" in key=""
<goose> 2. Smash head against keyboard
<goose> Congratulations, you have new keys.
#584 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-26 10:22:50
[19:23:06] <+Chu> <w00t> c, as in c :p <-- "c" is for cookie? O:)
[19:24:14] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:19] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:25] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:26] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:28] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:35] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:36] <+w00t> OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!
[19:24:38] <+xevix> C is for crack
[19:24:41] <+w00t> *cough*
[19:24:41] <+Chu> :S
[19:24:51] * +w00t makes cricket noises at xevix