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#381 (3)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-29 01:12:38
* Napalm licks [OPA]spaceRaptor
* [OPA]spaceRaptor points at boots *make them shiny!*
* Napalm makes [OPA]spaceRaptor's boots shiny
* [OPA]spaceRaptor whipes of slime
<OX-Supremo> heh
<OX-Supremo> I want a slave too :(
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> hihi
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> say you are female, make some comments
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and there you go:)
<OX-Supremo> Whooha
<OX-Supremo> Indeed =)
<Napalm> or...you could just give me that voice ;)
<OX-Supremo> HaHa
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh yes, they do all for voice:)
* Napalm pokes [OPA]spaceRaptor for a voice
* [OPA]spaceRaptor jumps
<Napalm> w00t
<Napalm> found another one :D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh sup
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> bringing in scripts they like to discover helps too
#200 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:50
<L-a-y-Z> I really wanna win tomorrow, so I can laugh at tats ;)
<Yeti> lol
<Yeti> we havent won at old trafford against man u since 1972
<L-a-y-Z> always a time to start
<Yeti> yup
<Yeti> we keep forgetting which way to shoot :P
<L-a-y-Z> all over rebs is a good idea
<L-a-y-Z> oh you talking about football
<L-a-y-Z> sorry ;)
<Yeti> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
#456 (15)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-02-14 14:22:55
[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
[01:22:00] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (Happy valentines day :D)))
[01:22:42] * @Beer has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (Get a room lovebirds)))
[01:22:46] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (Get a room lovebirds)))
[01:23:20] * @Beer has quit IRC (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (SAME TO YOU! (10second akill))))
[01:24:55] * @Azhrarn has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (as for you.. well.. ;))))
[01:24:23] -Global- From Ib3N: Everyone wish Craig happy valentine :)
[01:25:26] * @Ib3N slips undetected
[01:25:41] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (hope your hand loves you enough today :D)))
[01:26:03] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (was wondering why everyone was PMing me ;/)))
[01:26:13] * @Beer has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:17] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:22] * @dotcomguy has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:27] * @Dune has quit IRC ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn (<3))
[01:26:30] * @Hart has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:31] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (YAY!)))
[01:26:33] * @Ib has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:42] * @Jazza has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:48] * @typobox43 has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (<3)))
[01:26:55] * @Azhrarn has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (woot woot!)))
[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
[01:27:50] * @Beer has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (DIE!)))
[01:27:53] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:27:54] * @Hart has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:27:54] * @Jazza has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:27:54] * @kujoe2 has quit IRC ([gir.chatspike.net] Local kill by Ib3N (die!))
[01:27:54] * @LaptopBrain has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:27:54] * @LaptopHart has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:27:54] * @typobox43 has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (die!)))
[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
[01:28:24] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (you too)))
[01:28:27] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Beer (die die darlyer)))
[01:28:53] * @Beer has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (love you too :/)))
[01:29:16] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!)))
[01:29:20] * @Ib has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!)))
[01:29:35] * @Azhrarn has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (RAR! killing my alter ego eh?! )))
[01:29:59] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (LAG IS KILLING ME HERE!)))
[01:30:20] * @Craig has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (GO LAG :D)))
[01:30:33] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!)))
[01:30:41] * @Azhrarn has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (GOTCHA)))
[01:31:03] * @Ib3N has quit IRC (Killed (Jazza (;P)))
[01:31:12] * @Jazza has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (HAPPY V.DAY! :D)))
[01:31:33] * @Jazza has quit IRC (Killed (Ib3N (welcome to teh massacre)))
[01:32:03] * Cung_le has quit IRC (Killed (Azhrarn (VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!)))
#1287 (2)
Posted by GameLord @ 2008-11-01 17:27:45
[18:25] <%GameLord> My PC died on me
[18:25] * &rpeh bows his head in respect
[18:25] * HaskillBot does too
[18:25] * JKing offers his condolences.
[18:26] <%GameLord> You're all very kind
[18:26] * GameLord sniffs
[18:26] <&rpeh> Did it happen quickly?
[18:26] <%GameLord> Not really, the programmes shut down one by one
[18:26] * &rpeh winces
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# Computers have feelings too.
#1319 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-07-14 02:43:09
[03:26] <%Majic> :]
[03:27] <+zzz> Prompt please where to download your services ?
[03:27] <%Katie> What?
[03:27] <%Majic> What services? :)
[03:28] <+Gamelife> www.brothel.com
[03:28] <+zzz> thanks
[03:28] <+Gamelife> my pleasure
[03:28] <%Katie> Gamelife: No.
[03:28] <%Majic> wat.
[03:28] <+dz> lmao
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#318 (0)
Posted by mcrilly @ 2004-11-18 22:18:41
<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.
<Managore> FUCK
<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
<Managore> NO
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> SHIT
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK
#1686 (-3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-02 16:52:23
[17:33] <+ed> fuck it ima pull it out
[17:44] <+ed> ahhhh, thats better
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#1560 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-12-13 23:00:50
<DukePyrolator> Windows servers are very secure. You can't hack a server thats down.
#782 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-05-13 14:46:57
[09:40] <Brik> and now you scared away the twin!
[09:40] <w00t> :-'(
[09:41] * w00t jumps off a bridge ;-;
[09:41] * w00t ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........!! *splat*)
[09:41] <Brik>
[09:42] <SirOlli> ol: a bent federal state somewhere in a desert in the western USA
[09:42] * w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42] * ChanServ sets mode +o w00t for #chatspike
[09:43] <SirOlli> bungee?
[09:43] * SirOlli cuts the bungee rope and pushes w00t off again
[09:43] * LaptopMike ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[09:44] <SirOlli> ups. pushed the wrong guy.
[09:44] <Star> haha