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#1644 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:54:05
[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?
#899 (2)
Posted by john @ 2006-08-18 21:26:15
<Asdolin|TheMovies> I dreamt I was having sex with men with both vaginas and penises and in the dream, I wasnt even bothered
<John> ...
<Menelaus> ...
#1766 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-20 19:52:04
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
#136 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:43
[23:20] * @Craig jumps on BR and gives him a kiss too :p
[23:21] <+Gav> :O
[23:21] <+Gav> see, i can turn straight men gay with 1 kiss :p
#936 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-09-08 23:14:36
--> FuckLife ([email protected]) has joined #metal-rules
<mordecai> :o
<cracklemonkey> Don't do it!
<FuckLife> i hate my friends
<mordecai> fag
<FuckLife> no iam not ask you mother
<FuckLife> *your
<mordecai> my mother is a man
<-- cracklemonkey has quit ([CS] Quit: Z:lined (I am a spamming dope))
<FuckLife> then you have some problems =\
<mordecai> maybe
<FuckLife> how old are you?
<mordecai> 19
<FuckLife> colage?
<mordecai> yes, and judging buy your spelling you need some too
<MynocK> lol
<-- FuckLife has quit ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)
#1470 (-1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-02 03:50:34
<~Hisakata> Hisakata go to bed.
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D
#1545 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-30 18:02:48
Kata Shhhh.
Kata This is a library.
Phoenix wheres all the books, then?
Kata Wouldn't you like to know.
Phoenix :(
Emmett I'm a book
Kata reads Emmett?
Emmett Don't fold the corners of my pages.
Kittynn Kata, Emmett's a horrible read.
Kittynn You'd be better off reading Vince_Noir.
Kata puts on sunglasses
Kata Looks like, you're judging a book, by it's cover
Kata YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Emmett lmfao.
#1616 (2)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2011-06-04 18:28:11
.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
#1236 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-02-24 16:31:37
17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)
#1219 (1)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-12-23 13:27:22
[15:26:47] * Xinill was kicked by Santa (Santa)