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#249 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:37
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
#1337 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-29 17:56:37
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/~w00t> Sporks: TRUNCATE TABLE;
08/29@17:48:01 <#inspircd/Sporks> Not a clue.
08/29@17:48:06 <#inspircd/~w00t> aww.
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/@satmd> poor thing
08/29@17:48:12 <#inspircd/Sporks> poor thing is kinda clueless, maybe?
#1627 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-07-07 00:33:38
Jul 01 18:32:57 * Blackvenom ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:38 * Amikron ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:40 <Blackvenom> Welcome Amikron! Type: !Register (only if you havent before). Want me in your channel? Type !join <channel>. Forgot the commands? Type !get commands.
Jul 01 18:35:42 <Blackvenom> Amikron please give your age this is an 16+ room to store your age for future use type !age agehere ex !age 18
Jul 01 18:35:55 <Amikron> creepy asl check from Blackvenom
Jul 01 18:39:19 <danieldg> Blackvenom: asking people for their age like that is almost completely useless if you're trying to restrict something
Jul 01 18:39:33 <Blackvenom> Lol..
Jul 01 18:39:36 <danieldg> Blackvenom: it's also very annoying to notice people for no reason
Jul 01 18:39:37 <Duck> This channel isn't 16+ nor does it permit bots
Jul 01 18:39:43 <Blackvenom> Im not restrickting anyone.
Jul 01 18:39:48 <danieldg> you're being annoying
Jul 01 18:40:05 <Blackvenom> And i accidently sighned into my bots irc.
Jul 01 18:40:21 <Blackvenom> So yeah.
Jul 01 18:40:27 <Blackvenom> Lose Lose Situation.
Jul 01 18:40:29 <Amikron> it doesn't bug me, but its sort of.. i don't know.. AOL-esque
Jul 01 18:40:45 <danieldg> just disable it, and try not to enable it accidentally again
Jul 01 18:40:46 <Amikron> asl bro
Jul 01 18:41:04 <Blackvenom> Nah
Jul 01 18:41:10 <Duck> Also, in case anyone wants to know my age: 66/A toaster/Nashville, TN
Jul 01 18:41:19 <Blackvenom> I rather leave this site, i feel very welcomed here .:)
Jul 01 18:41:45 <danieldg> that works too, although you certainly don't have to go
Jul 01 18:42:00 <Blackvenom> I rather leave.
Jul 01 18:42:30 * Blackvenom has quit (Quit: )
Jul 01 18:42:58 <Duck> danieldg, I don't believe that that user "accidentally" signed into his/her bot's irc
Jul 01 18:43:08 <Duck> why? his ident
Jul 01 18:43:09 <Duck> --> Joins: [Blackvenom ([email protected]) to #chatspike]
Jul 01 18:43:31 <Amikron> lol, "i rather leave this site"
Jul 01 18:43:40 <danieldg> Duck: what about it?
Jul 01 18:43:43 <Amikron> quack
Jul 01 18:44:01 <Duck> Is there such thing as a python IRC _client_ ?
Jul 01 18:44:12 <danieldg> there may well be
Jul 01 18:44:34 <danieldg> also that's not a field for the IRC client name
Jul 01 18:44:40 <danieldg> it's a custom string
Jul 01 18:44:45 <Amikron> i know of scripts for clients
Jul 01 18:44:51 <Amikron> but not sure about clients
Jul 01 18:44:57 <Amikron> either way
Jul 01 18:45:02 <Amikron> guy was sort of creepy
#772 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-26 08:46:00
[17:43:56] <+kelly> do you master light sabers?
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
#736 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-02-12 03:37:35
<Blaker> I think Magnus is using his jedi powers to make them leave
<Blaker> This is way to coincidental
<Blaker> ...
<Magnus> Blaker: I am not the one you are blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Blaker> You are not the one I am blaming.
<Blaker> This is not coincidental.
<Magnus> Move along now, blame someone else.
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
<Global> [NEWSFLASH] hello2u added a new quote: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1711&l=3
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#1349 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 14:28:05
<Doc> I like my sonic toothbrush. My dentist hates it. She says she can't make much money off me :)
#1470 (-1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-02 03:50:34
<~Hisakata> Hisakata go to bed.
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D
#998 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 05:16:59
<ed> "when i grow up, i wanna be a chatspike helper!" ^_^
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God save us. :p
#1633 (14)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-07-16 23:29:53
[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.