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#753 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-03-18 21:33:03
[21:31] <ol> your problem stems from an interface error causing vocal routing via the anus
#1351 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-02 16:35:20
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday dear Doc Doc
16:24 [%goose] happy birthday to Doc
16:25 [Lizzy] lmao
16:25 +Doc feeds goose some of his birthday cupcake
16:25 [%Namegduf] Happy Birthday to you!


Happy Bird-day Docsies. We all <3 ya.
#795 (4)
Posted by Matty @ 2006-06-04 21:09:50
* General_Crespin shoots all.
* Om retaliates
* General_Crespin shields.
* Om re-retaliates
* General_Crespin didn't attack.
* Om was having another go at successfully relatiating at the shooting
* General_Crespin is retaliated against.
* General_Crespin waves the purple flag.
* Om waves a rather attractive pink one
* General_Crespin waves a more attractive vermillion one.
* Om waves a blue one with a silver dolphin
* General_Crespin waves a black one with a dark blue star.
* Om waves a transparent sherwood green one with tassels
* General_Crespin waves a diaphanous purple one with a fringe.
* Om waves a tattered magical skull and crossbones
* General_Crespin waves a spork.
* General_Crespin wins.
* Om loses :(
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
<Global> [NEWSFLASH] hello2u added a new quote: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1711&l=3
<Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1711&l=3
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#314 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-18 03:19:18
<Beer> also 1 =0.003875
<Craig-Away> Hex?
<Craig-Away> nah
<Craig-Away> that cant be right
<Beer> no.. fixed point word ;)
<Craig-Away> aah
<Craig-Away> :P
<Beer> 16-bit word even
<cab86> heh
<Beer> point being in the middle
<Craig-Away> 1=1 in hex
<Craig-Away> lol
#1279 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-18 20:18:14
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I blame Brain
#641 (3)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-09-04 02:39:01
-Global- From Brain: WARNING!!! DO NOT LET DR_KEV EXAMINE YOUR PENIS! HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR AND YOU CANT DIAGNOSE HERPES BY NOSE LENGTH!

Ten seconds later in #nintendo...

<digipen89> anyone else get the global message?
#904 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-08-20 09:25:28
<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze
#222 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:55
*Global* From Nick: For all you mIRC users, are you bored with old mIRC? Featureless, dull and plain... Come and checkout #nnscript or www.nnscript.de/screenshots.php its a great script with everything you can want on it... we also provide support in the channel.
[LCN]Wish ([email protected]) has joined. 82 people
<[LCN]Wish> kan noen hjelpe.. ?
<+Namu> shameless adversising?
<+Namu> ;)
<[LCN]Wish> can someone help me?
<@Nick> yep?
<+[LCN]Wish> I am annoyed by annoying advertisers who are sending global messages is there nothing you can do to keep it from happening?
#1018 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-14 12:09:04
[11:59:22] <Dolon> yeah, its funny when someone rambles on for like 20 minutes
[11:59:24] <Tarwen> so in a way I guess that would make it all entertaining spam... :/ I stand corrected
[11:59:31] <Dolon> before realizing they are talking to themself
[11:59:35] <Tarwen> I do that too often on msn Dolon :|
[11:59:38] <Dolon> :D
[11:59:46] <Dolon> its funnier on IRC
[11:59:58] <Dolon> cuz u know, in theory, there should be ppl around
[12:00:10] <Dolon> but so many ppl idle
[12:00:14] <Dolon> and come back hours later
[12:00:31] <Dolon> to find that one person has had a nice long convo by themself
[12:00:52] <Dolon> and all along they thought that everyone was hanging on their every word
[12:00:56] <Dolon> u know what i mean?
[12:00:58] <Dolon> hello?