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#1669 (4)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-10 13:22:11
<pigeon_of_doom> Oh yeah, no dominatrixes, but I'm fine with glow in the dark bunnies :D
#974 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-17 22:53:02
<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy
#1381 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-02 18:03:46
17:53:06 ������� Majic sets mode [+vvv cloudsta Josh Sonic]
17:53:33 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:50 [&Majic] no
17:53:55 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:58 [&Majic] no
17:54:01 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:03 [&Majic] no
17:54:04 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:05 ������� cloudsta [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: You fail it]
17:54:13 [&Majic] I win again :D
#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
#179 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:03:09
[01:53:13] <MorbidAngel> im too ugly to let u see me
[01:53:37] <cab86> k just send it to me... i won't let anyone else see it ;)
[01:53:50] <Black_Raven> do u think i care i kissed a guy once
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles
#774 (1)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-02 07:29:33
<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p
#1505 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-02-20 20:55:33
<+playboyman> in ZNC, I noticed that the host its using is divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org, which isn't on my list
<tichit> what ip is it conigured for?
<+playboyman> that's the thing: I don't see an ip
<tichit> unable to resolve divide.by.zero.at.shellium.org
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With a host like that, I'm not surprised ;)
#580 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-19 02:02:36
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!