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[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
*Monie is away: eating
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh
(ZoFreX) that's great
(ZoFreX) thanks for letting us know
(ZoFreX) 'cos I was actually about to start a conversation with you
(ZoFreX) but now I know to wait
*Monie is back (gone 00:12:27)
(Monie) yo
(ZoFreX) hey
(ZoFreX) about that conversation
(ZoFreX) what's your opinion on the situation in Lebanon?
(Monie) huh
<DukePyrolator> Windows servers are very secure. You can't hack a server thats down.
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol
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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol
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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
<Rexi> My womb is so powerful it can control IRC.
<Lu> UNREPENTANT LUST
<Rexi> FROM WITHIN ME
<Rexi> Oh shit
<Rexi> That was timed well.
<Lu> UNREPENTANT LUST
<Rexi> FROM WITHIN ME
<Rexi> Oh shit
<Rexi> That was timed well.
21:37:46 [+goose] I AM NORMAL VILLAGER K THNX BYE
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS
--edit by goose--
notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!
--edit by Hisa--
Stop editing my quotes damnit!
goose - no
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS
--edit by goose--
notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!
--edit by Hisa--
Stop editing my quotes damnit!
goose - no
08:38:47 <LaptopBrain> grrrrrrrrrrrr
08:38:50 <LaptopBrain> fucking WOMEN
08:38:53 <LaptopBrain> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
08:39:11 <LaptopBrain> mum gets me up at half past fucking EARLY so that i can get ready to go out somewhere
08:39:32 <LaptopBrain> but theyve all decided they are getting up early too even though theyre not going anywhere, and are OCCUPYING THE FUCKING BATHROOM
08:39:48 <LaptopBrain> what was the point of getting me up if i cant DO ANYTHING
08:41:02 <Majic|Irssi> So she can feel like a woman, duh. :P
08:41:38 <Majic|Irssi> Btw: o/
08:38:50 <LaptopBrain> fucking WOMEN
08:38:53 <LaptopBrain> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
08:39:11 <LaptopBrain> mum gets me up at half past fucking EARLY so that i can get ready to go out somewhere
08:39:32 <LaptopBrain> but theyve all decided they are getting up early too even though theyre not going anywhere, and are OCCUPYING THE FUCKING BATHROOM
08:39:48 <LaptopBrain> what was the point of getting me up if i cant DO ANYTHING
08:41:02 <Majic|Irssi> So she can feel like a woman, duh. :P
08:41:38 <Majic|Irssi> Btw: o/
<Magnus|Cleric> Epy isn't AFK? GASP!
<Striker> Epy2|AFK is
<Epy2|AFK> ur mom's afk
<Striker> She's right here D:
<AngryMutantPenguin> My mom loves me very much :(
<Striker> She loves me very much too ;D
<AngryMutantPenguin> :'(
<Ratwar> Is AMP's mom hot?
<Striker> I don't know I wear a paper bag on my head XD
<Ratwar> Classy.
<Epy> Spunky
<AngryMutantPenguin> Hooray!
<Striker> Epy2|AFK is
<Epy2|AFK> ur mom's afk
<Striker> She's right here D:
<AngryMutantPenguin> My mom loves me very much :(
<Striker> She loves me very much too ;D
<AngryMutantPenguin> :'(
<Ratwar> Is AMP's mom hot?
<Striker> I don't know I wear a paper bag on my head XD
<Ratwar> Classy.
<Epy> Spunky
<AngryMutantPenguin> Hooray!
07:40 <Aristeo> For some reason, whenever you change your nickname to Bill_Gates, your connection on IRC becomes about 1000 times less stable
07:41 * Majic|Irssi quotes
07:42 <Hart> Booya grandma
07:41 * Majic|Irssi quotes
07:42 <Hart> Booya grandma
<Heero|2> oi
<Heero|2> Someone remove my G:line.
<Cyber_Akuma> ...
<Cyber_Akuma> I know what that means, but it still sounds wrong
<Heero|2> At least I didn't ask you to remove my G:string
<Heero|2> although I do know a GString class
<Heero|2> hahahahahahahahaha
<Cyber_Akuma> I bet that class isn't very supportive....
<Cyber_Akuma> :P
<Heero|2> hahahaha
<Heero|2> Someone remove my G:line.
<Cyber_Akuma> ...
<Cyber_Akuma> I know what that means, but it still sounds wrong
<Heero|2> At least I didn't ask you to remove my G:string
<Heero|2> although I do know a GString class
<Heero|2> hahahahahahahahaha
<Cyber_Akuma> I bet that class isn't very supportive....
<Cyber_Akuma> :P
<Heero|2> hahahaha
