[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight

00:58:27 * Majic blows a kiss at LaptopChris
00:58:41 * LaptopChris catches it and stuffs it in his pants
00:58:46 [LaptopChris] that's for later ;)
00:58:47 [Majic] tee hee
00:59:55 [grapey] gross?
01:00:02 [grapey] get a room :P
01:01:10 [Doc] with a view?

<JerrySpringer> firstly
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?

#chatspike love advice

[08:51:44] * Topic is 'Welcome to ChatSpike! || Channel Rules: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?z=7 || No support for DEFENDER or WINBOT here. Go to their channels for help || All hail your new overlol^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhelper, w00t....'

I thought it was worth submitting :P.
("Overlord" suits me fine btw ;))

<tomandandy> get me idleserb in #ascii
<tomandandy> thx
<tomandandy> serv
* SirOlli calls for idlecroat

23:29:59 <w00t> my god, this is fucking tiring me out
23:30:12 <pippijn> ?
23:30:27 <jackmcbarn> what is?
23:30:58 <dz> he probably transposed 'is' and 'fucking'

bbdude goes on about how he hates microsoft because of some stupid non-reasons...

<SirOlli> I think you're one of those ppl that hate microsoft because lots of other stupid ppl say "microsoft is evil, bill gates is the incarnation of satan and linux is the only good os and should be used by everyone just because I say so and have no glimpse of reality and don't realize that its too complicated to maintain for most non-professionals everyday use"
<bbdude> sirolli, you know whats sad
<bbdude> i think you're right :/

15:16.21 ( +King ) Nothing.
15:16.28 ( +King ) You are banished!
15:16.47 ( +greyfox105 ) you can't banish me, you have no throne or head!
15:18.19 )) +King kicks Fox
15:19.03 )) +greyfox105 lops off one of King's legs.
15:20.36 ( +King ) Damnit don't make go all hard on your ass.
15:21.08 ( +greyfox105 ) that sounds kinda bad...
15:21.13 ( ~Hisakata ) That sounds...
15:21.14 ( ~Hisakata ) Yeah.
15:21.43 ( ~Hisakata ) In any case if that happens I'll tape it.

*w00t molests ol
(+RefereeBot) Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
(+RefereeBot) Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
(+RefereeBot) Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
(+RefereeBot) Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
(+RefereeBot) Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
(+RefereeBot) Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
(+RefereeBot) Overall rating: 22/100
(@w00t) oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
(@Jango) <RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20 <-- rofl
- (w00t)([email protected]) has quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))

(%notpeng) Unreal is still cooler. >.>
(@Lauren) <.<
(@Lauren) no
(+xptek) Unreal is nasty.
(+Om) Unreal < low paid immigrant workers with telnet < *
(+xptek) The immigrants have an awesome cryptlink
(+xptek) They send the messages from immigrant-to-immigrant in Spanish then output it in English.
(+Om) lol
(+Om) It's not plaintext Spanish either, it's encrypted again with a choice of unintelligible accents :)
(+xptek) lol
(+xptek) Salted Spanish
(@Lauren) hmm
(@Lauren) did they convert to Serbian and back, too?
(@Lauren) just to make it more confusing?