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#1535 (-1)
Posted by dKingston @ 2010-06-25 00:53:57
23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin
#183 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:07
[23:20] <`Node_> Yeah, but this wasn't a normal pube. It was a 'dress upbeat' one :P
#1449 (2)
Posted by Sanity @ 2009-12-15 10:31:29
* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner
#243 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:04
<Chop-Suey> i find the people who do the slam dunk's karaokes
<Chop-Suey> how I do a karaoke??
<@Namu> well, you goto a karaoke bar , order a room and sing in it
<Chop-Suey> where is the karaoke bar??
<@Namu> madrid?
<@TimberWolf> that bar is a blast
#142 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:52:38
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> this is fixed
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> this?
[12:36] <@Dr_Becker> this is fixed
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> Dr_Becker forget this
[12:36] <@Dr_Becker> Ok, Dr_Kev. I forgot that this was fixed
[12:36] <Ib3Nwrk> LOL
[12:36] <@Dr_Kev> :D
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#1607 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-05-22 14:42:38
[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn
#417 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 21:19:16
<Crystal> are you shy ollie?
<ol> if he is, the rest of us are fucked


:D
#1523 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2010-06-17 18:07:14
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<Doc> I will cut you
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<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg
#30 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:13
<[2P]Lord_mantis> zedd is trying to get it up, but he just cant :P
#1087 (-1)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-02-18 17:11:15
How to scar(e) people who ask for your a/s/l in IRC:
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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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