[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team

[21:27] <kujoe> there's nothing wrong with having a man crush!
[21:27] * kujoe has quit IRC (Killed (Craig-Away (no threatening to abuse your powers.. else i'll 'fix' your o:line again.. 9)))

man crushes and craigs threats to fix the guys O line... whats #chatspike coming to in Brains absence

19:44:25 * Lowlife offers ol his toothbrush
19:44:28 Lowlife :D
19:44:29 Lowlife enjoy it
19:44:30 Lowlife :p
19:44:50 ClaireBear lol
19:45:02 ol[packing] theres an offer a man should refuse
19:45:41 Lowlife :p
19:45:45 Beer is it electric? :p
19:45:58 ClaireBear does it vibrate?
19:46:00 Lowlife no, it isn't
19:46:02 Beer lol
19:46:05 Lowlife but, it has been up my ass
19:46:06 Lowlife :D
19:46:12 ClaireBear lol
19:46:14 Lowlife hmmz
19:46:20 Lowlife that's possibly tmi
19:46:21 Lowlife :p

<sexy_geek> how about on the chatspike site we make an iframe in the bottom right
<sexy_geek> and in the iframe is an animated paperclip
<sexy_geek> that provides help on irc :p

That'll teach me for suggesting 'forums'.. :D

[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.

--> Azumarill ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Azumarill> Aww. Thanks Ib.
<-- Azumarill ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (The voices.. in my head.. :()
<[BRC]Odin> wtf?
<mermy> i guess he hears ib in his head
<Star> Poor guy.
<Star> it'd be like hearing "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" over and over again in your head ..
<cracklemonkey> We should get him some help

<Kelowna> *doesnt like beer*
<Kelowna> bleh
<Antipaticu`> coz ur girl:p
<Kelowna> yeah i think so :)
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> beer is nice:D
<Antipaticu`> beer&Football = Sex&Viollence
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> lol, guys! so typical... :P
<Antipaticu`> yup:)
<Kelowna> ways to bribe a guy = sex + beer
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> then they'll satisfy them :P
<Antipaticu`> first beer and then sex
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> ohh, forget the last sentence
<Antipaticu`> Aaa,uuhh aaaaa,more more ?:))
<Kelowna> shut up :P
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> so we from names we ended up talking about beer and sex.. lol, we're strange... :P
<Kelowna> lol, i dont think i'll make it in such a short time ;)
<Kelowna> i want that cool name of yours :P
<Antipaticu`> marry me
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Kelowna> okay

[19:52:56] <Cracker> Ish Is Illiteralte
x
[19:53:10] <Cracker> mistyping illiterate sucks :S

<Ib3N> someone stole all my post-it's
<Ib3N> a officeworkers post-it's and pen is sacred
<Ib3N> you just dont screw around with your best mates girlfriend, and you just dont take a officeworkers pen and post-it's
<Ib3N> goddamit!
* Dr_Kev wonders if Ib3N's co-worker has stuck the post-its all over Ib3N's girlfriend with the words "Been here" and "Been there" written on it

[19:53] <Chronus> +Napalm|Away sucks ass'
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> :\
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> that is obviously a fake
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> i never talk when |Away