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#609 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-19 00:35:34
[09:38:13] * w00t changes topic to 'IT BE HARRY POTTER. | How's 7 going to end? I say Harry and voldemort get it on.'
[09:38:22] <@w00t> :P
[09:39:00] <Samas> Only for 3 chapters.
[09:39:08] <@w00t> &_&
#1445 (1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-11 01:33:20
<+Duck> :P
<+Duck> Also
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> On that note, I have to go to the store
* Duck is now known as Duck-Duck-AWAYYY
#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
#924 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 08:02:24
[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short
#1161 (0)
Posted by TOH @ 2007-07-29 18:30:27
<NoMorePie> [ Question 61 of 200: [Category: ] <b>Warning</b>: mysql_connect() [<a href='function.mysql-connect'>function.mysql-connect</a>]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in <b>/usr/home/brain/public_html/trivia_public/index.php</b> on line <b>7</b><br />? ]
<NoMorePie> [ First hint: 14 words, 79 letters long. Starts with 'C' and ends with ')'. ]
<NoMorePie> [ Second hint: C**ld n*t c*nn*ct : C*n't c*nn*ct t* l*c*l MySQL s*rv*r thr**gh s*ck*t '/tmp/mysql.s*ck' (*) ]
<NoMorePie> [ Out of time! The answer was: Could not connect : Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) ]
#841 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-13 21:26:00
[15:45] <Star> Never had a date/that you couldn't inflate
[16:15] * Blankie ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
[16:16] * Elf isnt surprised
[16:16] <Elf> :P
[16:16] * Karate thinks elfy wishes that was him :p
[16:16] <Elf> the inflatable :o
[16:16] <Elf> ?
[16:16] <Karate> lol, no, the guy with the inflatable :p
[16:16] <Elf> pfft
[16:17] <Elf> u kiss back :P
[16:17] <Elf> and ur warmer :P
[16:17] <Karate> lol
[16:17] <Karate> that the only upside to a real person? :p
[16:18] <Elf> well u cant be deflated and stored in a cuboard, u have downsides :P
[16:19] <Karate> lol
[16:19] <Elf> and u need feeding
[16:20] <Elf> rather frequently
[16:20] <Karate> lol
[16:20] <Karate> well, im sure an inflatable isnt all that affectionate either :p
[16:20] <Elf> and for an inflatable to come from vegas to uk it would cost about $20 postage :P
#414 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-09 21:19:02
<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
#1373 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-20 21:47:04
21:37:46 [+goose] I AM NORMAL VILLAGER K THNX BYE
21:37:53 wolfbot sets mode [-v goose]
21:37:54 [@wolfbot] Randomtime has shot goose with a silver bullet!
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-m]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-vv Randomtime alphagene]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Hisakata]
21:37:54 wolfbot sets mode [-v Iseryn]
21:37:55 [@wolfbot] goose was the werewolf!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
21:37:56 [@wolfbot] The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
21:37:57 [@wolfbot] The game has ended.
21:37:58 [@wolfbot] *** The wolve(s) were goose, the posessed were alphagene, the harlot(s) were Hisakata. Everyone else was a normal villager.
21:37:59 [Iseryn] Hahahaha
21:38:01 [Randomtime] :P
21:38:02 [Higurashi] Sigh.
21:38:04 [goose] BASTARDS

--edit by goose--

notice how many more quotes we have thanks to #wolf ? anyways, I HATE YOU ALL!

--edit by Hisa--

Stop editing my quotes damnit!

goose - no
#698 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2005-11-07 15:30:39
(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)