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#457 (1)
Posted by Matty @ 2005-02-14 22:47:50
<Chad> Honestly, how do you manage to feed yourself?
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.
#289 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 01:17:08
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
#225 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:34
[3:37pm] * @Sub-Cool presses on [Brain]'s G spot
[3:37pm] * +[Brain] moans
[3:37pm] <+[Brain]> :p
[3:37pm] <@Sub-Cool> that was so wrong lol
#948 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-14 04:52:19
[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.
#1717 (3)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2012-11-02 11:04:53
<titsos> lips would be weird in my area
#1402 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:39:43
[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#271 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:58
<Herbstwind> women can have great sex, even hours after they died...
<Ptolemy-treo> heh
<Herbstwind> is "heh" a "i-dont-know-what-to-say-but-still-want-to-look-cool" phrase?
<Ptolemy-treo> heh
#1782 (1)
Posted by Arsenic @ 2015-09-05 14:47:32
[09:39:12] * Finder ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
[09:43:37] * Finder ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#1138 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-06-30 09:52:39
[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides