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#303 (3)
Posted by smokeala @ 2004-11-14 15:45:13
<NoMorePie> [ Question 30, INSANE ROUND! ] Things you would find in the newspaper (10 answers)
<tarun> editorials
<CloudStrife> news
<Jordy> articles
<tarun> obituaries
<ReeFeR> sentences
<Jordy> sports
<tarun> pictures
<Jordy> cartoons
<CloudStrife> words
<ReeFeR> photographs
<tarun> comics
<ReeFeR> articles
<tarun> text
<Jordy> adverts
<ReeFeR> caterns
<CloudStrife> crossword
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<tarun> advertisements
<Jordy> advertisement
<ReeFeR> article
<Magi> articles
<CloudStrife> paper
<tarun> ink
<CloudStrife> stories
<CloudStrife> news stories
<Magi> sport
<ReeFeR> miss^rints
<tarun> movie times
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<Magi> photographs
<ReeFeR> sport
<Magi> headlines
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<CloudStrife> we're amazing
#815 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-06-18 07:46:36
<tomandandy> is it me or
<Karate> yes its u
<tomandandy> are people too chirpy now
<tomandandy> and should be shot
<tomandandy> nowhere vital
<tomandandy> just like the buttocks
<Karate> like we should shoot u in the testicles?
<tomandandy> haha
<tomandandy> i dont use em anymore
<Karate> maybe they will explode
<tomandandy> hope not
<Karate> too bad
<tomandandy> you really think might explode?
<Karate> nah, ull just leak in ur sleep :p

the next day...in #soapspike

<tomandandy> i am soo not bothering
* tomandandy doesnt leek either
<tomandandy> you said i would leak!
<Karate> rofl
<Karate> u took MY advice on that?
<Karate> how in the world would i know?!!?! :p
#1549 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-08-17 14:08:13
<Kumi> I'm one of those ones who pretends I'm ill dontcha know.
<Kumi> Although, yes, I am technically ill.
* You are now known as Soo
<Soo> Kumi, shut up, you're digging yourself a hole.
* You are now known as Kumi
<Kumi> Okay, Soo
<Kumi> :P
<weedot> ._.
<Aimee> lol
<Aimee> i was sure that was two different people
<Aimee> i didnt notice the changes in nickname
<Kumi> LOL
<Higurashi> Epoch fail.
<Aimee> shuuuuut up i just didnt notice, that's all
<Aimee> :s
<Cartis^> XD
#76 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:59:03
~21:57:16~ <Black_Raven> seen alot of penis
~21:59:19~ <Black_Raven> im bored
#498 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-23 14:49:29
(14:49:05)(+jujimufu) ung: ok. But windoze is the game with the most bugs I've ever played. And I finished it quickly enough.
(14:50:06)(%Ungweliante) Sure it has bugs. So what? So have fields of grass during summertime, and it's still not a reason to not to have a picnic on them.
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#1640 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2011-08-12 23:54:48
<Curly> I don't even like the taste of bananas, it reminds me too much of bananas
#592 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-02 12:14:55
* [GalGen]Damien runs off crying
* Brik goes back to reading
* Olli waves a coupon at Damien in a threatening way
* [GalGen]Damien keeps running, crying, and covering his ass with his hands
* Brik pictures.... hahahaha



earlier that day:

* [Galgen]Damien hands olli a coupon for anger management
* Olli tears the coupon to shreds and crams the shreds up Damiens ass
<Olli> hey
* Olli smiles
<Olli> that actually worked :) thanks damien
<[Galgen]Damien> :/
* [Galgen]Damien walks off with bow legs

#734 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-08 08:29:58
<Gussexy> i did /list >_>
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
#1767 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-20 19:53:48
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

Sporks knows. ;)