<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock

<Majic> Oh Xchat is gay
<Majic> fuck this
* Majic has quit ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
* | is now known as majic
* majic is now known as Majic
<Doc> irony - a bisexual saying something is gay :)

<Tobias_R> you know you can blow up pencils in the microwave
<Mech> really?
<Lastufka> really?
<Tobias_R> yeah
<Mech> BBIAB then
<Lastufka> off to try.....

* w00t gives voice to [OPA]Garakinconcert Azhrarn Craig Hart Ib ol typobox43 Away|Pete
* w00t gives voice to Dekar Elf Elyas Namu piggles ScrollLock w00t [Away]Star Colonel[AFK] cracklemonkey ed eggy
* w00t gives voice to Epy|AFK Kret mackattack Meltover MyNameIs Ricky Samas slcker76
<mackattack> finally you lazy sod
<MyNameIs> w00t, you suck monkey balz
<ed> lol
* cracklemonkey puts his balls away

* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though

[15:54:19] * PoHa| is left out
[15:54:57] * Stryker| slaps PoHa
[15:55:44] * +Andres atax PoHa! with an ataxer
[15:56:00] * PoHa| atax PoHa|
[15:56:26] * PoHa| atax PoHa on PoHa|'s behalf for Andres
[15:56:35] <+Andres> :D
[15:57:04] * +Andres loves being a mastermind like that
[15:57:05] * PoHa| steps in to defend PoHa| from PoHa| and PoHa|, who has just joined the fray against PoHa
[15:57:32] <Stryker|> this is turning into a big battle O.o
[15:58:16] <+Andres> :D
[15:58:25] * PoHa| stops all the violence momentarily, only to be ambushed by PoHa| and PoHa|; PoHa and PoHa| take the sides of PoHa| and PoHa|, while PoHa| and PoHa| deftly save PoHa| from PoHa|
[15:58:28] * +Andres grins and leaves the battle to hug a Stryker instead
[16:00:26] <PoHa|> a nuclear explosion kills PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa, PoHa|, PoHa| and son of PoHa|, who had foolishly followed PoHa| and PoHa| to the battle of PoHa|'s. Only PoHa| survives
[16:00:35] <+Andres> :O

After an hour or so of quiet in #omnia, the silence is broken...

<@Nocturnal^Beans> Peng is a little teapot afaik
<@Ivy> I think you might be right
<@Pete> Mmm

...

<%goose> I'm your biggest fan
<+Twilight-> FIX LOVESERV
<%goose> can I have your autograph?
<+Twilight-> goose.
<+Twilight-> can i have your autograph?
<%Higurashi> Well, okay.
* %Higurashi signs on goose's back
<%goose> sign my moobs too? :>
<%Higurashi> Oh gawd..
<%Higurashi> This'll take discipline.
<%goose> I SHAVED THEM FOR YOU
<+Lizzy> 0_0
* %Higurashi signs goose's moobs while trying to stay as far away as possible
<%goose> HIGURASHI SIGNED MY MAN BOOBS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+Lone|CIN14|BUTTS7> ok
* %goose runs around topless

[23:35] <MrBOFH> can i see your boobs coma?
[23:36] <MrBOFH> er bruise*

<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA