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<pigeon_of_doom> Right, so, this keeps up, you die, I can buy Emp off for less, and get voice? I see no downside to this.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.
<goose> Linda, in dutch, you could tell me I weighed a quarter ton and had no testicles and I'd think you were telling me you liked my boots
<Linda> phone
<goose> say hello to momma for me :>
<Linda> lol
<Olli> de gans weegt een kwartton en heeft geen testikels
<Olli> 0:-)
<goose> eh?
<Olli> erm
<Olli> I just said I liked your boots. in dutch.
<goose> testikels <-- dutch for boots, ofc
<Olli> yes yes.
* goose gives Olli a pair of testikels
<goose> I bought them just for oyu
* Olli puts them on his feet nonchalantly
<goose> on special, made in china
<goose> 100% cowhide leather
<Linda> back
<Linda> lol @ goose and Olli xD
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> vieze vuile ingeblikte paardenlullen puist met een toefje slagroom
<Linda> =)
<Olli> Linda!!!
<Linda> yes ?
<Olli> you...
<Olli> you...
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> yeeesss?
<Linda> did that tickle your fancy my dear Olli ? :p
<Olli> erm
<Olli> not quite
<Olli> I did not understand all of it, but...I guess no
<Linda> hahahahaha
<goose> what did it mean, before I have to go offline Linda?
<Linda> lol im not even sure how to translate it
<Linda> someething with canned horse dick pimples and whippedcream
<Linda> :x
* goose cries
<Linda> phone
<goose> say hello to momma for me :>
<Linda> lol
<Olli> de gans weegt een kwartton en heeft geen testikels
<Olli> 0:-)
<goose> eh?
<Olli> erm
<Olli> I just said I liked your boots. in dutch.
<goose> testikels <-- dutch for boots, ofc
<Olli> yes yes.
* goose gives Olli a pair of testikels
<goose> I bought them just for oyu
* Olli puts them on his feet nonchalantly
<goose> on special, made in china
<goose> 100% cowhide leather
<Linda> back
<Linda> lol @ goose and Olli xD
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> vieze vuile ingeblikte paardenlullen puist met een toefje slagroom
<Linda> =)
<Olli> Linda!!!
<Linda> yes ?
<Olli> you...
<Olli> you...
<Olli> ;-)
<Linda> yeeesss?
<Linda> did that tickle your fancy my dear Olli ? :p
<Olli> erm
<Olli> not quite
<Olli> I did not understand all of it, but...I guess no
<Linda> hahahahaha
<goose> what did it mean, before I have to go offline Linda?
<Linda> lol im not even sure how to translate it
<Linda> someething with canned horse dick pimples and whippedcream
<Linda> :x
* goose cries
(02:45:23) (@JointVW) don't you want to come over for the weekend coma
(02:45:32) (@JointVW) my parents are gone ^_^
(02:45:38) (@Ave) LMAO
(02:45:38) (@Ave) !
(02:45:55) (@Ave) who-hoo party at Joints...err...damn i dont have boobs im not invited ;)
Don't worry this is normal.
(02:45:32) (@JointVW) my parents are gone ^_^
(02:45:38) (@Ave) LMAO
(02:45:38) (@Ave) !
(02:45:55) (@Ave) who-hoo party at Joints...err...damn i dont have boobs im not invited ;)
Don't worry this is normal.
<Vanya> let`s do it in public
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
[17:38] * +Shawn looks at Duck
[17:45] <%FallingUp> So you're into webbed feet now?
[17:47] <+Shawn> .-.
[17:47] <+Doc> hahaha!
[17:45] <%FallingUp> So you're into webbed feet now?
[17:47] <+Shawn> .-.
[17:47] <+Doc> hahaha!
[00:13] <j> Isn't there an emotional damage form I can fill out, or something?
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen
[00:13] <-- Quits: AngryMutantPenguin ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Connection reset by mouse)
[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen
* VivPuss licks pussy ;)
<Hart> Shall I be the typical guy they pick up?
<kujoe> eh..
<kujoe> no
<kujoe> :P
<Hart> Shitting in the recliner with out a shirt hold a beer?
<NoMorePie> i have no idea, Hart.
<Hart> holding
<Bequi> shitting???
<Hart> :s
<Hart> *sitting
<Bequi> I certainly hope you mean sitting
<kujoe> eh..
<kujoe> no
<kujoe> :P
<Hart> Shitting in the recliner with out a shirt hold a beer?
<NoMorePie> i have no idea, Hart.
<Hart> holding
<Bequi> shitting???
<Hart> :s
<Hart> *sitting
<Bequi> I certainly hope you mean sitting
[21:52:47] <webs> <3 <3 <3 <3
[21:52:57] <Majic> :D
[21:52:58] <Majic> [Now Playing] Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles at 320 kbps. ~ MPEG audio file ~
[21:56:09] <Majic> "Sperm is known to develop best in cool surroundings, which is why the testicles are situated outside a man's body within the scrotum." Keeping the body cooler by sleeping naked may be beneficial for male fertility.
[21:56:13] <Majic> I did not know that!!! :D
[21:56:30] <webs> :D
[21:56:57] <webs> my sperm is cool.
[21:52:57] <Majic> :D
[21:52:58] <Majic> [Now Playing] Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles at 320 kbps. ~ MPEG audio file ~
[21:56:09] <Majic> "Sperm is known to develop best in cool surroundings, which is why the testicles are situated outside a man's body within the scrotum." Keeping the body cooler by sleeping naked may be beneficial for male fertility.
[21:56:13] <Majic> I did not know that!!! :D
[21:56:30] <webs> :D
[21:56:57] <webs> my sperm is cool.
