[19:10] * w00teh is stupid..
[19:10] <Brick> yeah
[19:10] <Craig> [10:10] * w00teh is stupid.. <-- QFT
[19:10] <Brick> brik is on the laptop
[19:10] <w00teh> QFT?
[19:11] <w00teh> Brick: ya, figured :)
[19:11] <Brick> quote fucking this?
[19:11] <Craig> indeed :p

-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! *ahem*
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/

* Samas would appreciate +a
<Samas> :P
* Brain gives channel half-operator status to Samas
<Samas> :|
<Brain> there
* Om gives voice to Samas
<Samas> ;_;
<Brain> lol
<`Boo> hehehe

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

(18:38:53) <~w00t> i wonder how many people we have around :p
(18:38:58) <+Kazuma> at least 2 :P
(18:39:04) * w00t considers a mass-hilight
(18:39:09) <%goose> w00t, I'll one up you
(18:39:18) * dz looks for his knife
(18:39:25) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] goose - w00t is wondering how many users are active right now, PM him to let him know please!
(18:39:30) <~w00t> oh you bastard
(18:39:33) <+Hello> lmao
(18:39:35) * w00t shakes fist
(18:39:36) <+Kazuma> XD
(18:39:36) <+Hello> owned
(18:39:39) <%goose> ;D
(18:39:42) <+Lizzy> lmao!!!
(18:39:44) <+Kazuma> nice one, goose
(18:39:53) <%goose> goose, 1
(18:39:57) <%goose> w00t, 219
(18:40:08) -!- // w00t is now known as g00se
(18:40:14) <%goose> oh hell no
(18:40:14) <+Lizzy> LOL
(18:40:14) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] g00se (w00t) - disregard that, i suck cocks
(18:40:17) <%goose> this is not gonna end well
(18:40:20) <+Hello> .
(18:40:21) <%goose> this is SO not gonna end well
(18:40:21) <+PK8samplethemes> o.o?
(18:40:23) <+Lizzy> :o
(18:40:25) <+Lizzy> lmao
(18:40:25) <+Hello> O_O
(18:40:28) -!- g00se is now known as w00t
(18:40:31) -!- goose is now known as wOOt
(18:40:44) * Higurashi shakes his head and goes back to mopping.
(18:40:47) <+Lizzy> lol
(18:40:50) <~w00t> haha.
(18:41:04) * Kaiorga dances
(18:41:20) -Global([email protected])- [Network Notice] wOOt (goose) - Please PM me with more spam

#chatspike, the best help-channel around!

[18:29:06] <+pea> is there a maximum amount of hours you can work in a day?
[18:29:59] <Comrade_Magnus> 24

*Aristeo sets mode +b on Russiancleaninglady.
20:34 <Russiancleaninglady> what..
<Russiancleaninglady> ehh come on
<Russiancleaninglady> im sorry
<Russiancleaninglady> ok man ill keep quiet amigo
<Aristeo> Nope. Too late
<Russiancleaninglady> naaw man
<Russiancleaninglady> im bored
<Russiancleaninglady> please bro
<Aristeo> Okay...
<Russiancleaninglady> im beggin ya
*Aristeo sets mode -b on Russiancleaninglady.
<Russiancleaninglady> thanks man

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The flaming ol!

* Brik gives Brain a drink made of ol
<ol> oi!
<Brain> wont work
<Brain> ol doesnt have a high enough alcahol content
<ol> damn right
<Hmzaniac> that's why you add gin to the drink.
<Brain> ol and tonic?
<ol> g&o?
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> :D
* Hmzaniac pours some gin over ol.
<ol> :(\
<ol> it burns :(
<Brik> haha
<Hmzaniac> use some lemon slices.
<Brain> no no no Hmzaniac
<Brain> slice the ol
* Hmzaniac sticks an umbrella in ol.
<Brain> then put the lemons in
<ol> ow
<Brain> hehe
<Brain> does it have a cherry on it
<Brain> who wants to take ols cherry
<ol> no I don't
<Hmzaniac> now we just got to put a cherry on top of your nose.
<Brain> haha
<Hmzaniac> now, what shall we call it?
<Brain> G&O sounds good
<Hmzaniac> nah.
<Hmzaniac> i know.
* Hmzaniac lights ol on fire.
<Hmzaniac> a Flaming ol!

[15:35:09] <eth0|laptop> i got myself a girl :P
[15:35:18] <eth0|laptop> i dont need you anymore :P
[15:35:24] <naiSt> oooooooooh
[15:35:27] <naiSt> liar
[15:35:41] <naiSt> what pr0n tracker do you download from?
[15:35:43] <naiSt> wich*
[15:36:08] <Tarwen> :O
[15:36:09] <eth0|laptop> i get my pr0n from youporn.com
[15:36:11] <eth0|laptop> :P
[15:36:32] <eth0|laptop> but i wouldnt lie about having a girl ;)
[15:37:04] <naiSt> even if you found a girls name for your right hand, it still doesn't count as a girl
[15:37:07] <naiSt> sorry :/
[15:37:53] <Tarwen> Rosie Palm and her five daughters
[15:37:53] <eth0|laptop> lmao
[15:38:07] <eth0|laptop> nah, 10 daughters
[15:38:09] <eth0|laptop> ;)
[15:38:09] <Tarwen> Wow, you get around eth0 ;)
[15:38:14] <naiSt> slut

[19:57:09] <mmind> why cant i maintain a connection
[19:57:31] <mmind> wow, that sentence was almost lewd