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#901 (2)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-20 06:31:49
<+Majic> Stupid Karate is getting married an all.....*sob*
<+xptek> You're most condescending. :<
* +xptek ponders.
* +Majic condescends xptek.
<+xptek> Hawt.
<+Majic> Almost said condoms...heh
<+xptek> :o!
<+Majic> It's so close.
<+Majic> Like condiment.
<+Majic> Actually, I always think condoms when I'm eating...
#945 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-13 03:29:20
[19:27] <Majic> I wish we would just miraculously develop teleporters.
[19:27] <Majic> Then we could go anywhere we wanted in the blink of an eye.
[19:27] <Mahadeva> yeah but, it would be hard as hell to stalk someone
#1198 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-08 09:00:09
[09:58] <+rich100> hey varsus
[09:58] <+Varsus> broke my toe playing with my daughter earlier
#1514 (1)
Posted by MrLS @ 2010-05-20 16:14:16
[17:11] * AdorableKitten liquifies
[17:11] * E drinks Xitel.
[17:11] <Swaki> save some for me
[17:11] <Swaki> i always wanted xitel inside of me
[17:11] <+AdorableKitten> ...
[17:11] <+TheBlackKnight> ...
[17:11] <+E> ...
[17:11] <+MrLS> ...
[17:11] <+Greyfox105> ...
#869 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-06 14:00:50
* SirOlli feels slightly ashamed
<LaptopBrain> lol
<LaptopBrain> welcome to chatspike
#1461 (4)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-12-24 18:08:17
* SnoFox isn't sure if the words he is using anymore are real words.
<%SnoFox> Do we have a grammar fascist in the house? *cough*Doc*cough*
-!- Doc [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
<%SnoFox> Speak of the devil.
#1533 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-21 16:12:02
<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

--
Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
#1054 (3)
Posted by Lorus @ 2007-01-01 20:05:09
[11:59] Stalker: Burn Wiki, burn
[12:00] Adanorcil: I love that quote :)
[12:01] Lorus: What quote? "Burn Wiki, burn"? =P
[12:01] Adanorcil: hehe yeah
[12:02] Stalker: It became a quote already ?
[12:02] Stalker: Yay ! I am being quoted the second I say something
#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
#979 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-21 00:53:40
<@w00t> if you are what you eat
<@w00t> Majic is a giant throbbing COCK
<@w00t> with veins
<@w00t> and stuff
<%Archy`> mmmm