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#731 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-05 19:32:59
<w00t> onlyu just at thos tom,e of morning
<xptek> lol
<Ib> gehehe
<w00t> *only, this, time
<Brain> this one time
<Brain> at inspircd camp...
<w00t> i shoved a whole keyboard ..
<Brain> into port 6667!
<Brain> lol
<Ib> lol
#1032 (-3)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2006-12-03 21:51:30
[15:49] <UESPUser> hey i'm like a friggin' genious!!!
#1525 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-19 23:48:56
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
#471 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-02-21 12:46:03
<-- Craig has quit ([dexter.chatspike.net] Local kill by Beer (arse :p))
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
<-- FCS has quit ([CS] Quit: ...)
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#176 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:02:23
[06:49] * Ib3Nwrk strokes rilla untill he feels better ;)
#950 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-15 07:33:36
[23:31] <Majic> Does it turn green, yellow, or brown? :p
[23:31] <Mahadeva> it has a clear color
[23:32] <Majic> Like Elmer's Glue? 0.o
[23:32] <Mahadeva> or white
[23:32] <Majic> That would explain a lot....
[23:32] <Mahadeva> lol
[23:32] <Majic> Kids eating paste = bad
[23:32] <Mahadeva> elmers must be horse cum
#1408 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-18 18:39:55
[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol
#409 (3)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-01-08 05:43:59
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
[21:45] * JackOfShadows has joined #illuminati
[21:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +v JackOfShadows
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
#1571 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-20 21:17:05
[15:12] <ElderKain> Ep43 of Sara is brought to you by the letter G, and Miss Minchin don't look too happy...
[15:15] <doll_licca> Does it have four letters?
[15:15] <ElderKain> yup 4 letters ^.^