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<wolfbot> Paranoia runs through the village! Who is a werewolf in disguise? The villagers *must* decide to lynch one player.
<goose> I AM A NORMAL VILLAGER. LYNCHING ME IS A WASTE. K THX BYE.
<phlux> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> phlux has voted to lynch goose!
<ManilaVanilla> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> ManilaVanilla has voted to lynch goose!
<roo_boy> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> roo_boy has voted to lynch goose!
<Massacre> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> Massacre has voted to lynch goose!
* wolfbot removes voice from goose
<wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch goose!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
* goose is now known as You_Bunch_Of_Tools
* You_Bunch_Of_Tools is now known as Go_Play_In_Traffic
* Go_Play_In_Traffic is now known as I_hope_you_all_get_herpes
* I_hope_you_all_get_herpes is now known as goose
<goose> I AM A NORMAL VILLAGER. LYNCHING ME IS A WASTE. K THX BYE.
<phlux> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> phlux has voted to lynch goose!
<ManilaVanilla> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> ManilaVanilla has voted to lynch goose!
<roo_boy> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> roo_boy has voted to lynch goose!
<Massacre> wolfbot: lynch goose
<wolfbot> Massacre has voted to lynch goose!
* wolfbot removes voice from goose
<wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch goose!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
* goose is now known as You_Bunch_Of_Tools
* You_Bunch_Of_Tools is now known as Go_Play_In_Traffic
* Go_Play_In_Traffic is now known as I_hope_you_all_get_herpes
* I_hope_you_all_get_herpes is now known as goose
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> brain is gay
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> hes a nobhead
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> btw how do you create a channel?
(for the record, Brain is a netadmin of chatspike..)
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> hes a nobhead
<[HAWK]Gothmorg|finished> btw how do you create a channel?
(for the record, Brain is a netadmin of chatspike..)
[22:47] <Darzan> slap some 16 yr old ass on your way to the kitchen
[22:47] <Darzan> ^^
[22:47] <coco> hey watch it...lol i have one of those
[22:47] <Jango> O.o
[22:47] <Darzan> heh
[22:47] * Jango spanks it on the way to the kitchen then
[22:47] <Darzan> EXACTLY my point
[22:47] <Darzan> w00t jangs
[22:47] <Ravensky> coco is 16?
[22:47] <nakedCob> w00t
[22:47] <Darzan> raven you are lightning fucking quick man
[22:47] <Ravensky> what do ya mean
[22:47] <nakedCob> exactly
[22:47] <Darzan> oh christ
[22:47] <coco> lol
[22:47] <Darzan> ^^
[22:47] <coco> hey watch it...lol i have one of those
[22:47] <Jango> O.o
[22:47] <Darzan> heh
[22:47] * Jango spanks it on the way to the kitchen then
[22:47] <Darzan> EXACTLY my point
[22:47] <Darzan> w00t jangs
[22:47] <Ravensky> coco is 16?
[22:47] <nakedCob> w00t
[22:47] <Darzan> raven you are lightning fucking quick man
[22:47] <Ravensky> what do ya mean
[22:47] <nakedCob> exactly
[22:47] <Darzan> oh christ
[22:47] <coco> lol
<[COTL]_Mustickman> have i missed nething?
<Excal> no :P
<[COTL]_Mustickman> y not?
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal in head
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal harder
<Excal> ..?
* [COTL]_Mustickman punchs excal
<Excal> .??
* [COTL]_Mustickman gets the shits and shoots excal...
<Excal> ???
* [COTL]_Mustickman has had enough of excal and is going to cry
* Excal 's temper snaps, he grabs Mustickman by the throat and throws him into the gory pit of mushrooms, where he is greeted by Dark Mario that plumbers his blocked asshole.
* [COTL]_Mustickman cheers with joy...
<[COTL]_Mustickman> i needed that
* Excal runs
<Excal> no :P
<[COTL]_Mustickman> y not?
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal in head
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal harder
<Excal> ..?
* [COTL]_Mustickman punchs excal
<Excal> .??
* [COTL]_Mustickman gets the shits and shoots excal...
<Excal> ???
* [COTL]_Mustickman has had enough of excal and is going to cry
* Excal 's temper snaps, he grabs Mustickman by the throat and throws him into the gory pit of mushrooms, where he is greeted by Dark Mario that plumbers his blocked asshole.
* [COTL]_Mustickman cheers with joy...
<[COTL]_Mustickman> i needed that
* Excal runs
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.
...
I laugh at my own stupidity.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.
...
I laugh at my own stupidity.
[12:57] * Star has quit (Connection reset by queer)
[12:57] <Majic> lol
[12:57] * Star
([email protected]) has joined #test
[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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[22:38] * Brain has quit (Connection reset by Beer)
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*loves messing with Brain's test server*
*also loves /saquit*
[12:57] <Majic> lol
[12:57] * Star
([email protected]) has joined #test
[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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[22:38] * Brain has quit (Connection reset by Beer)
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*loves messing with Brain's test server*
*also loves /saquit*
* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
20:58:53 <+Katze> I don't think I've ever stopped chatting on here just because I had a girlfriend
20:59:02 <+Katze> but I can only barely remember the last time I had a girlfriend D:
20:59:18 < Anne-Gwenn> Katze: and now you're happy with both your boyfriend and your car!
20:59:29 <+Katze> I what?
20:59:29 <+Sporks> someone said I what is this i don't even'd.
20:59:30 <%SpeedWacer> I just chat while I'm at my desk
20:59:36 * Tommy snorts
20:59:39 <%SpeedWacer> And whenever I actually have something to say
20:59:41 <+Tommy> embrace it, Katze
20:59:46 <+Katze> Tbh my car is the closest thing to a partner I have D:
20:59:02 <+Katze> but I can only barely remember the last time I had a girlfriend D:
20:59:18 < Anne-Gwenn> Katze: and now you're happy with both your boyfriend and your car!
20:59:29 <+Katze> I what?
20:59:29 <+Sporks> someone said I what is this i don't even'd.
20:59:30 <%SpeedWacer> I just chat while I'm at my desk
20:59:36 * Tommy snorts
20:59:39 <%SpeedWacer> And whenever I actually have something to say
20:59:41 <+Tommy> embrace it, Katze
20:59:46 <+Katze> Tbh my car is the closest thing to a partner I have D:
<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.
