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#556 (4)
Posted by Mech @ 2005-05-14 01:54:52
* Craig pounces kittie :p
<Craig> whoops, didn't pounce too hard did i?
<kittie> meraldkmalkerja;dfaewlkrq'e
<kittie> *can't breathe*
* Craig gets off
<Craig> DON'T!
<kittie> huh?
<Ave|afk> gross
<kittie> lol
#1464 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-25 02:53:44
[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night
#1052 (0)
Posted by Odin @ 2007-01-08 01:45:02
* Andy hides behind Karate
<Majic> I wouldn't do that...
<Majic> Karate doesn't like anyone but Elfy "hiding" behind her.
#1105 (-2)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-03-26 23:02:24
<Loranna> I feel silly going into battle with a flamingo
#314 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-18 03:19:18
<Beer> also 1 =0.003875
<Craig-Away> Hex?
<Craig-Away> nah
<Craig-Away> that cant be right
<Beer> no.. fixed point word ;)
<Craig-Away> aah
<Craig-Away> :P
<Beer> 16-bit word even
<cab86> heh
<Beer> point being in the middle
<Craig-Away> 1=1 in hex
<Craig-Away> lol
#544 (2)
Posted by Taco-Bot @ 2005-05-04 00:37:28
<Taco-Bot> There is a 89% chance that Kagari likes the probing
<Kagari> ><
<djIhcoro> :O
<Lafrus> :O
<Lafrus> The truth comes out :O
<Lafrus> Or is that "goes in" :O
#235 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:18
<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split
#47 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:15
[19:39] <Togy> i get to walk around house naked!
[19:39] <DarkMaster> ...
[19:39] <DarkMaster> quick
[19:39] <DarkMaster> call rebs.
#1390 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-08 20:29:24
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

...
I laugh at my own stupidity.
#1592 (3)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2011-04-14 20:39:18
12:27pm --> LinDaa has joined #chatspike
12:28pm < LinDaa> goodness =.=
12:28pm < LinDaa> finally i got in
12:33pm <@Higurashi> That's what he said.