<+goose> pfft
<+goose> everyone hits on me around here
<%Olli> I don't!
<+Kumi> I don't!
<+Kuro> I haven't, yet.
<+goose> let me clarify
* H hits on goose
<+goose> by 'hit on', I am not referring to flirting
<+goose> by 'hit on', I actually mean phyiscally hitting, like, beating
<+Kumi> Oh, yeah
<+H> Same thing, goose.
<+H> :3
<+Kumi> I yell at goose a lot.
<+goose> so as previously mentioned, everyone hits on me around here
* Olli kicks goose in the fleshy buttocks

[16:12:27] * Noob taps Magnus on the shoulder and hides behind goose
[16:12:35] * Magnus has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)

%Jesus hits Peng with a truck.
(%Ordie) Good job Jesus
(%Jesus) Jesus saves!
@Peng crucifies Jesus
(%Jesus) Ohhh. Winamp died when you crucified me.
(%Ordie) Wait three days...

01:29 <websMac> Special, sex ?
01:29 <websMac> erg
01:29 <websMac> Sporks, sex
01:29 * Sporks rides websMac. Whee.
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> lol
01:29 <websMac> :/
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> ahaha
01:29 <websMac> (sorry Special :p)
01:29 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted, loverboy.
01:29 <websMac> :(

[05:20] <ed> gay rocket my arse
[05:20] <ed> hahaha
[05:20] <naiSt> lool
[05:20] <naiSt> genius
[05:20] <Loki> that varition also works in any country with a Prime Minister
[05:20] <ed> ok gay rocket my arse sounded very bad

* Odin sets modes [#soapspike -o Odin]
* Odin sets modes [#soapspike +v Odin]
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<Majic> Odin, stop playin with yourself!
* [BRC]Odin sets modes [#soapspike +o Odin]
<Majic> :D
<[BRC]Odin> I can't help it

[13:54] <[BRC]treesa> 203. What animal can live several weeks without its head?
[13:54] <cab86> worm
[13:54] <Sawfish> worm
[13:54] <[BRC]treesa> Here's a hint: cock
[13:54] <BlueD0T> snake
[13:54] <[BRC]grapey> cockroach
[13:54] <[BRC]treesa> [BRC]grapey got the answer: cockroach. In: 12.5 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 607!

you gotta love trivia games ;)

(@Pete|WoW) Heh, I just noticed that all my ICT courseworks screenshots have my WoW window minimised at the bottom in them, and Winamp playing songs with unsuitable names...
(@Om) hehe
(@Pete|WoW) How did I fail to notice that? :/
*Pete|WoW goes to edit them...
(@Pete|WoW) Ahh... and one screenshot shows the minimised window: D:\Pete\fucking-coursewor...
(%KillerTV) lol
(@Pete|WoW) Damn my creative directory naming.

[17:11] * AdorableKitten liquifies
[17:11] * E drinks Xitel.
[17:11] <Swaki> save some for me
[17:11] <Swaki> i always wanted xitel inside of me
[17:11] <+AdorableKitten> ...
[17:11] <+TheBlackKnight> ...
[17:11] <+E> ...
[17:11] <+MrLS> ...
[17:11] <+Greyfox105> ...

<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)