Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#1283 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-05 16:30:50
* jackmcbarn slaps Brain around a bit with a large trout
* TheKiNG slaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a large Brain
* goose cockslaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a 'large trout'
#88 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:26
[18:11] <Karate|Asleepin> yes i always wanted to be butt nekid in a window with pervs lookin at me

I KNEW IT!
#1214 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-12-01 06:42:59
07:40 <Aristeo> For some reason, whenever you change your nickname to Bill_Gates, your connection on IRC becomes about 1000 times less stable
07:41 * Majic|Irssi quotes
07:42 <Hart> Booya grandma
#1095 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-26 20:45:53
<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P
#1270 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2008-08-11 20:43:20
<kujoe> cool
<kujoe> I'll dl it when I get home
<LaptopChris> word
<kujoe> why'd you change from goose?
<LaptopChris> got tired of people making "let's eat goose" jokes
<kujoe> ah
<kujoe> you should've changed your name to Dick then
<kujoe> bwuahahahaha
<kujoe> "lets eat dick"
<LaptopChris> I'm actually laughing out loud
#1462 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-24 23:29:04
* Anthonywert ([email protected]) has joined #oneclickwifi
<Anthonywert> any1 here alivE?
<hello2u> NO
<hello2u> WE WERE TURNED INTO ZOMBIEZ
<Anthonywert> NOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
* hello2u bites anthony
<hello2u> all except me
<Anthonywert> well then we need to call in the army
<Anthonywert> ok
<Anthonywert> why did u bite me?
<hello2u> what, I did?
* hello2u looks at skin
<hello2u> hmmm
* Anthonywert kicks hello2u in the shin
<hello2u> pale and clammy.... must have been hungry
* hello2u munches on chips
<hello2u> btw ow
<Anthonywert> thats for biting me
<Anthonywert> no biting!
<hello2u> arf arf
<hello2u> You are Legend, I'm the dog
<Anthonywert> aww death by grenade?
<Anthonywert> i dun wanna die
* Anthonywert pulls pin on the grenade and runs into the glass wall
<Anthonywert> *BOOM*
* Anthonywert ish dead
<hello2u> YOU LOSE TO TEH ZOMBIES
#1479 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-11 05:07:34
<~Adremelech> goose, im installing ubuntu on my desktop
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!
#615 (1)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 19:15:20
<arnie> the other week i was invited to this party by this chick called zoe, and i coulda got laid but i passed it up to go see star wars with my dad
#1682 (-3)
Posted by href @ 2012-03-20 22:32:18
stitch.chatspike.net: No nick changes are allowed for 60 seconds because there have been more than 2 nick changes in 5 seconds.
#900 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-08-20 20:19:43
(21:07:43) <~w00t> note the ifndef
(21:07:51) <@Majic> note my penis.
(21:07:55) <@Majic> :x
(21:07:58) * Majic hides
(21:08:23) < Flo> sorry ;)
(21:08:32) <~w00t> what's the error
(21:08:33) < Flo> #if _MSC_VER >= 1600
(21:08:39) < Flo> 08 or 10?
(21:08:42) < dKingston> Majic, that would be a very small note :p
(21:08:43) <~w00t> 10
(21:08:49) < Flo> the error is that hash_map wasn't found in stdext::
(21:08:49) < Flo> ;)
(21:08:52) <@Majic> dKingston: YARR HARR YOU SO FUNNEH
(21:08:55) <@Majic> dKingston: not.
(21:08:58) <@Majic> :p
(21:09:03) < dKingston> I'm kidding
(21:09:04) < dKingston> lol
(21:09:06) <@Majic> hehehe
(21:09:07) < Flo> hash_map.h line 41
(21:09:15) <~w00t> Flo: then I don't know what you've done to your headers
(21:09:21) <@Majic> dKingston: Sticky note.
(21:09:25) <@Majic> XD
(21:09:31) < dKingston> lolol
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I love how w00t pretends not to notice. :p