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#703 (5)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-11-30 13:20:40
<w00t> Ib3N: i'll come when i'm ready, not a moment before, not a moment after
<Ib3N> ROFL
<w00t> ..
<w00t> oh fuck.
#661 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-15 21:30:20
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
#1326 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-11 01:04:35
<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)
#1637 (3)
Posted by peachykeen @ 2011-07-26 01:55:05
<I> Religion?
<Sporks> Religion is the module which lets you decide where to go when you die().
<peachykeen> lol sporks
* Sporks is a jewbot
<Curly> o.O
<peachykeen> :O
<I> ...hahah.
#9 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:17
<Marie> I tend to bite/suck on pens and stuff ... sheesh :p
<MrBOFH> penomeone on jerry springer that looks like u
<Dr_Kevorkian> which one?
<Cow> one in the pink
<Marie> do I even wanna ask? :p
<Dr_Kevorkian> is that the one where everyone is chanting \'slut\' ?
#303 (3)
Posted by smokeala @ 2004-11-14 15:45:13
<NoMorePie> [ Question 30, INSANE ROUND! ] Things you would find in the newspaper (10 answers)
<tarun> editorials
<CloudStrife> news
<Jordy> articles
<tarun> obituaries
<ReeFeR> sentences
<Jordy> sports
<tarun> pictures
<Jordy> cartoons
<CloudStrife> words
<ReeFeR> photographs
<tarun> comics
<ReeFeR> articles
<tarun> text
<Jordy> adverts
<ReeFeR> caterns
<CloudStrife> crossword
<NoMorePie> [ You have 40 seconds remaining! ]
<tarun> advertisements
<Jordy> advertisement
<ReeFeR> article
<Magi> articles
<CloudStrife> paper
<tarun> ink
<CloudStrife> stories
<CloudStrife> news stories
<Magi> sport
<ReeFeR> miss^rints
<tarun> movie times
<NoMorePie> [ You have 20 seconds remaining! ]
<Magi> photographs
<ReeFeR> sport
<Magi> headlines
<NoMorePie> [ Time is up! ] 0 answers were found.
<NoMorePie> [ Next question in 20 seconds... ]
<CloudStrife> we're amazing
#1525 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-19 23:48:56
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#1522 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-06-16 21:25:40
[14:04]<&Novajam> All we ever do on this network is go "LOL GAYNESS", alienate Linchowlewy and look up porn.

[14:04]<&Novajam> THEY ARE OUR TIME HONOURED TRADITIONS.

[14:04]<&Novajam> WE'RE LIKE THE STONEMASONS OR SOME CHIT.

*Tril links Lemonparty picture*

[14:08]<&Novajam> You just had to post that picture didn't you

[14:08]<~Markk> Hell yes

[14:08]<&Novajam> you couldn't have found a nice picture

[14:08]<&Novajam> no

[14:08]<~Markk> :)

[14:09]<&Novajam> you had to have something from the Retirement Home Alternative Lifestyle Society's latest gallery.
#763 (2)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-04-16 06:42:17
<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes