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<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
[18:04] * Craig sets mode: +m-v Togy
[18:04] <Craig> :D
[18:04] * Togy is now known as Slag
[18:04] * Slag is now known as Togy
[18:05] * Craig sets mode: +N
[18:05] <Craig> :P
[18:05] <Craig> fu ;D
[18:04] <Craig> :D
[18:04] * Togy is now known as Slag
[18:04] * Slag is now known as Togy
[18:05] * Craig sets mode: +N
[18:05] <Craig> :P
[18:05] <Craig> fu ;D
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, I maintain that I did not particularly approve of the dominatrix pictures, just that it made me want to squirt Lucy Lawless.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.
<Alchemist> How are you?
<Kumi> exhausted.
<Kumi> I was meant to be somewhere this morning.
<Kumi> Fuck that alarm. i heard it, I chucked it across at the wall, I went back to sleep.
* Kumi nods.
<Alchemist> xD
<Alchemist> Nice work Kumi :P
<Kumi> at some stage I'll have to ring my doctor and be like, "Yeah...I need another referral."
<Kumi> But this morning I was sleeping and by god I was not waking up for anything.
<Kumi> exhausted.
<Kumi> I was meant to be somewhere this morning.
<Kumi> Fuck that alarm. i heard it, I chucked it across at the wall, I went back to sleep.
* Kumi nods.
<Alchemist> xD
<Alchemist> Nice work Kumi :P
<Kumi> at some stage I'll have to ring my doctor and be like, "Yeah...I need another referral."
<Kumi> But this morning I was sleeping and by god I was not waking up for anything.
[18:16] <Togy> all i got here is S and Z
[18:16] * lOZ ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[18:16] <Togy> and they suck p
[18:16] <Togy> :p
[18:16] * Disconnected
[18:16] * lOZ ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[18:16] <Togy> and they suck p
[18:16] <Togy> :p
[18:16] * Disconnected
[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower
<macgyverdgi> oh, sorry to read that, I now hate that women
<macgyverdgi> :(
<Creator|Laptop> good
<macgyverdgi> we men have to stick together
<Bricker> fags
<macgyverdgi> :(
<Creator|Laptop> good
<macgyverdgi> we men have to stick together
<Bricker> fags
<Alexx> I
<Alexx> Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
<HighWater> Blink182?
<Alexx> ...no...just a general desire..
<Alexx> Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
<HighWater> Blink182?
<Alexx> ...no...just a general desire..
15:26:17 * Majic had Mexican for lunch :D
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
