<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<

[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!

--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)

[20:33] <Elphaba> I can see us on the 5 oclock news
[20:33] <Elphaba> crazy brit enters california
[20:33] <Brain> "this is ABC action news at 10, couple seen kissing at airport, president shocked at scandal, more news after the sport!!!"
[20:33] <Brain> god, they must be getting bored to film that :p
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahaah
[20:33] <ol> nipple seen at airport, 60,000 people all sue FAA
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahahhahaahhaha

[00:07] <Loki> I've fantasized about fucking my half-sister a couple times.

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.

[18:31] <Strike> ne1 see CaPt lately?
[18:32] <Hart> Nope
[18:32] <cab10886> negative
[18:32] <Strike> hrmm
[18:32] <Strike> ne1 pretty high up (hopefully Craig) around?
[18:33] <Ravensky> no
[18:34] <Ravensky> they're all dead
[18:34] <triggerhappy^> lol
[18:34] <Strike> ;-/
[18:34] <Ravensky> what do you need
[18:34] <DarkLeige|bbl> just say IRCOps
[18:34] <DarkLeige|bbl> and see what happens
[18:35] <triggerhappy^> IRCops
[18:35] * Brain is now known as Brain-Gone
[18:35] <Ravensky> lo
[18:35] <Ravensky> l
[18:35] <DarkLeige|bbl> lol we ran off brain :p

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See how helpful our ChatSpike IRCops are? :P

[19:42] <&Majic> Quick: Who wants to be a victim?
[19:42] <Twilight-> me
[19:42] * Majic sets mode: +vvv NewClassic goose Twilight-
[19:42] <+Twilight-> me
[19:42] <+Twilight-> oh pick me
[19:42] * Disconnected
[19:42] ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Killed (Majic (Possible litmus trojan))]

03:13 <+Olli> when I've had too much coffee, I sleep like a baby
03:14 <+Olli> waking up every 30minutes, crying, waking my parents and wetting my bed-

<cab86> because it gets boring when you are playing by yourself
<Vader> Shoot through and kill anyone on the other side.
<cab86> i need someone to play with :P
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<Beer> lol