[18:31] <Joe> !seen Freddo
[18:31] <Joebot> Joe: Look in front of you! Freddo is here!
[18:32] <Joe> Whee.
[18:32] <Andres> !seen boobies
[18:32] * Joebot has never seen boobies. Sorry!

<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> No XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> Bad XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> I'm SnoFox, not tiny and plastic!
* Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox is now known as SnoFox
<@goose> X-Chat is ftw
<@goose> now you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> No you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> Imean goose
<@goose> good fail, SnoFox. good fail.

[11:09:59] <@w00t> YOU WANTED TO SHOW OFF TO GRANNY
[11:10:00] <+Majic> That was all meaningless crap.
[11:10:02] <+Majic> I was drunk!
[11:10:09] <+Majic> I WAS HIGH!
[11:10:19] <+Majic> IT was an imposter!
[11:10:22] <+Majic> BOO OPRAH!

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referring to quote 1059

<JediX> its a conspiracy
<JediX> DE is really ingame Nightstalkers
<JediX> and Nightstakers is really MoA ingame
<JediX> and MoA is really Police!
<[RoF-TNG]DarkRuler> =))
<[RoF-TNG]DarkRuler> hahahahaa
<[RoF-TNG]DarkRuler> and RoF is really adidas
<[RoF-TNG]DarkRuler> and adidas rof
<JediX> and Pred is really Zedd! :o
<[RoF-TNG]DarkRuler> =))
<Pred> see, you discovred my nick allready

[20:07] <Onimae> Good! That's how life is, Majic. In the end, we're all just flaming crotches.
[20:07] <Majic> 0.o
[20:07] * Kikai-CantSeeCrap perks up
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> did someone sy flaming crotches?
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> say*
[20:08] <Majic> Dude, that's so quoted.
[20:08] <Onimae> Why yes!
[20:08] <Onimae> Yes we did!
[20:08] <Andres> Woooo!
[20:08] <Onimae> Really? Sweet. That's my first :-p
[20:08] <Kikai-CantSeeCrap> :D
[20:08] <Sukitenma> don't forget the insaine breasts!
[20:08] <Majic> People will think you're all stoners. lol
[20:08] <Onimae> Bah.
[20:08] <Sukitenma> dose it look like i care? @_@

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.

<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze

<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide

[19:47] <Brain> i heard that ol is the sort that goes in for peephole bras
[19:47] <ed> pmsl
[19:47] * ed notices the deflection
[19:48] <ed> ;)
[19:48] <Beer> i only tend to go there with gf really
[19:48] <ed> the dog?
[19:48] <Elf> O_O
[19:48] <ol> peephole just means you don't have to mess about to get your tounge in

on eating horses:

03/16@23:39:20 <#coding/@spb> w00t: oh, horse steak would be fine too
03/16@23:39:33 <#coding/~w00t> brik: we can recycle the horses ^
03/16@23:40:13 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Get nice cuts of meat, make wigs out of the mane and make glue from the rest.
03/16@23:40:16 <#coding/&Namegduf> Horse meat doesn't sound very tender.
03/16@23:40:29 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Namegduf: Depends how well you tie the horse down.
03/16@23:40:38 <#coding/@spb> if you breed the horse for meat it's good
03/16@23:40:44 <#coding/@spb> meat from working animals is tough
03/16@23:42:17 <#coding/&LaptopBrain> hmm this is interesting
03/16@23:42:21 <#coding/~w00t> LOL!!

(nice timing, brain :p)