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#158 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:52
notice from MemoServ: You have 538 new memos. Type /MSG MemoServ READ NEW to read them.

^I think I'm finally popular!!
#1393 (4)
Posted by X-Ception @ 2009-10-11 03:30:54
<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic
#1174 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-19 06:26:50
07:23:58 this.join = new Join("Yakitori", [email protected], #inspircd);
07:24:00 // "+v Yakitori" by ChanServ
07:24:09 Yakitori ls
07:24:18 Yakitori hlp
07:24:21 Yakitori help
07:24:25 Yakitori dr
07:24:26 Adremelech ....
07:24:26 Yakitori cd
07:24:30 Yakitori cd
07:24:36 this.part = new Part(Yakitori, [email protected], "");
07:24:39 Adremelech wtf
07:25:35 pLaYa lol
07:26:13 Majic|Irssi ahahaha
#758 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-03-26 13:06:07
(+rAndom) chatspike admin ?
(+rAndom) a real skilled one
(+ed|zzzz) ugh
(+Heutink) ask Craig rAndom :p
(%Om) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a reply
(+LaptopBrain) skilled, that counts me out
(+Fin) craig? skilled? :p
(+rAndom) haha Om
(+Heutink) thats the joke Fin :p
(+SirOlli) Your request has been put on the waiting list, please wait up to 72 years for a confirmation that it will be considered.
(%Om) :D
(+ed|zzzz) LMFAO
#502 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-02 12:34:52
* HAL has joined #bap
* ChanServ sets mode: +o HAL
<HAL> hi
<SirOlli> bye
<HAL> somthing i said?
<Primor> lol
<SirOlli> LOL
#521 (1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-04-17 01:07:22
<01.07.13> [+mmind] [The 16th of April, 2005][19 hours, 59 minutes, and 14 seconds] <+mmind> my timestamps blow
#94 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:06:35
[22:17] <Togy> coma, cyber with me
[22:17] <HighWater> lol bitch, stop telling lies :p
[22:17] <Togy> :p
[22:18] <ComaBlack> ok Togy :o
[22:18] * HighWater pokes ComaBlack
[22:18] <Togy> O_o
[22:18] * Togy wasnt expecting that
#772 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-26 08:46:00
[17:43:56] <+kelly> do you master light sabers?
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
#769 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-18 16:23:37
<pinkandfluffy> hello?
<AwgMotH> they're all gone because the gay alarm went off
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol