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#1279 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-18 20:18:14
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I blame Brain
#612 (2)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-21 03:04:19
<Stormscape> I will do the German dance for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la. I hope you will enjoy my dance. Fiddly-ai Fiddly-ai-ay!
* Stormscape dances
<w00t> O_O
<w00t> that's gayer than... uhm
<w00t> sesame street crossed with hi5.
<Stormscape> NOTHING
<Stormscape> is gayer
<Stormscape> then that
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<Stormscape> not even Richard simmons
* Stormscape has 64 hours of Haus Music
<[BRC]Odin> wait what about Richard simmons living with the gay guys on sesame street, bert adn ernie
<Stormscape> :o
<Stormscape> that is the gayest thing on Earth
<w00t> THATS SO GAY :(
* w00t turns gay just thinking about it
<[BRC]Odin> lol
* w00t sidles over to Craig
<w00t> _
<Stormscape> LOL
* [BRC]Odin stays away from w00t
* w00t grabs Craig's joystick and runs
#1681 (2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-03-20 21:33:43
[15:38] <F> Good afternoon, Doc.
[15:39] <Doc> howdy, ma'am
[15:41] <Doc> when I was at the courhouse this morning (for jury duty), I overheard a guy talking to his wife... "Honey, how about we go dancing tonight?" She answered, "Babe, you dance like a named M&M" :)
[15:41] <Doc> er, naked
[15:42] <F> That does not sound like something I would want to see.
#1478 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-10 00:46:08
<~w00t> Maggie: where are you nowdays? you seem to be so seldom around and irritating compared to ye olden days!
<+Maggie> University :)
* w00t blniks
<~w00t> you grew up!
#551 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-05-09 09:46:50
<Rigo> im still not sure whether or not i believe you, ill have to think about it
<Rigo> i only recently found out that civilization had made its way to Sweden, when i had the great fortune of speaking with one
<Ib3N> hehe
<Ib3N> you actually have two norwegians in this channel as we speak
<Rigo> pretty much, Americans are the civilized, righteous, brilliant, rulers of the planet, and the almost every other country are heathen barbarians
<Rigo> with the exception of Great Britian and France
<Gatzby> until we liberate them
<Ib3N> lol
<Gatzby> we're going to liberate france soon
<Gatzby> again
<Rigo> lol
#867 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-08-03 18:46:40
<Excal> suckage :P
<ClickHappy> ....
<Excal> Alt + f + c
<Excal> :p
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<Excal> OWNED
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<Excal> ...
<ClickHappy> what?
<Excal> owned :p
<Excal> Alt + f + c
<ClickHappy> what?
<Excal> Alt + f + c
<ClickHappy> Alt + f + c
<ClickHappy> ok?
<Excal> do it!!
<ClickHappy> why?
<Excal> -.-'
<Excal> to join the cool club
<ClickHappy> lol
<ClickHappy> ok
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<Excal> OWNED
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* ChanServ sets mode: +h ClickHappy
<ClickHappy> am I cool now?
<Excal> hell yeah
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<Excal> OWNED
#128 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:59
[13:11] <Archy`> I don't think my dads quite got the hang of technology..."Michael. They do a wireless mouse mat for 9.99" ".......o...k....."
#878 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-09 20:14:16
<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!
#99 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:45
[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard
#1018 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-14 12:09:04
[11:59:22] <Dolon> yeah, its funny when someone rambles on for like 20 minutes
[11:59:24] <Tarwen> so in a way I guess that would make it all entertaining spam... :/ I stand corrected
[11:59:31] <Dolon> before realizing they are talking to themself
[11:59:35] <Tarwen> I do that too often on msn Dolon :|
[11:59:38] <Dolon> :D
[11:59:46] <Dolon> its funnier on IRC
[11:59:58] <Dolon> cuz u know, in theory, there should be ppl around
[12:00:10] <Dolon> but so many ppl idle
[12:00:14] <Dolon> and come back hours later
[12:00:31] <Dolon> to find that one person has had a nice long convo by themself
[12:00:52] <Dolon> and all along they thought that everyone was hanging on their every word
[12:00:56] <Dolon> u know what i mean?
[12:00:58] <Dolon> hello?