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#809 (1)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 06:20:17
* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
#104 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:41
* +Rebs|away fucks jangos ass making it all moist and loose
<+Black_Raven> ew
<+Jango> ditto
<+Black_Raven> u cant touch me or else it is child molestation
<+Rebs|away> think i care?
<+Rebs|away> many children have said that
<+Black_Raven> u should u go to jail
<+Rebs|away> wanna meet up black Raven?
<+Black_Raven> die rebs
<+Black_Raven> i ahve to go
#1525 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-19 23:48:56
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
#1495 (6)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 17:13:06
13:11 grapey hides behind ol
13:11 Guest08192 You can't hide behind him, he's only two characters wide.
13:12 grapey o
13:12 grapey m
13:12 grapey g
13:12 grapey are you trying to say i'm fat?
#145 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:45
[19:11:14] * Hephaestus sucks archy`
#925 (1)
Posted by Tippy @ 2006-09-03 03:02:50
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|
#1340 (-1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 14:14:37
13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol
#200 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:50
<L-a-y-Z> I really wanna win tomorrow, so I can laugh at tats ;)
<Yeti> lol
<Yeti> we havent won at old trafford against man u since 1972
<L-a-y-Z> always a time to start
<Yeti> yup
<Yeti> we keep forgetting which way to shoot :P
<L-a-y-Z> all over rebs is a good idea
<L-a-y-Z> oh you talking about football
<L-a-y-Z> sorry ;)
<Yeti> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#1390 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-08 20:29:24
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

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