[00:13] <j> Isn't there an emotional damage form I can fill out, or something?
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[00:13] j Jack Jaykay1a
[00:13] <Craig> well, you couldnt have threatened me
[00:13] <Beer> nope
[00:13] <Craig> al regulars know i dont respond well to threats :D
[00:13] <Brain> j: yes, if you want to apply for emotional damage, fill out the form and we'll arrange for it to happen

* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all

[08:17:05] <Majic> OMGOMGOMG
[08:17:13] <Majic> I was playing Halo..and I think I met a pedophile!
[08:17:41] <Majic> So we were playing, right? And all of a sudden, this guy goes...
[08:17:47] <Majic> "WHO HAS MYSPACE?"
[08:17:50] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:00] <Majic> And then he asked for everyone to add him as a friend.
[08:18:05] <Majic> And then he's like...
[08:18:12] <Majic> "WHO HAS AIM?"
[08:18:15] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:23] <Majic> And he did that for like 4 other IM clients!
[08:18:23] <ed> rofl
[08:18:44] <Majic> It was hella creepy!!1 Everyone was adding him and he was asking for more info every second!

<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
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* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)

<Sun-Wukong> I don't have a toilet
<Sun-Wukong> I'm a monkey
<Sun-Wukong> I just fling it at my enemies

3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.

(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO

[01:23:20] <+ed> still cant believe i did that...
[01:23:24] <+ed> herpes... lmfao

<peavey> you have been eaten by a grue
<LaptopBrain> hey thats not fair
<LaptopBrain> it wasnt even slightly shadowy in here
<LaptopBrain> :<
<peavey> GM!
<peavey> :p
<peavey> I wear the cloak and medallion of power. mine! not yours! so I make the rules :)
<LaptopBrain> pfft, what you going to do next, you evil GM.... ninja underwater tigers???
<LaptopBrain> :P
<peavey> uuh I know, ghost piranhas
* LaptopBrain puts on his cloak and wizard hat
<dz> robe*
<peavey> Hungry level 75 ghost piranhas are blocking your path, do you run or do you fight?
<peavey> I may remind you that only feathery boots of the swift peacock can outrun ghost piranhas
<LaptopBrain> i cast level 99 phirana awayness
<peavey> you are eaten by a grue
<peavey> lmao
<LaptopBrain> UNDER WATER?!
* LaptopBrain isnt playing any more!!! :(
<peavey> rofl
<LaptopBrain> lol
<peavey> I keep hearing comic book guys voice saying that
<peavey> for extra lulz
<peavey> I'd pay to get him to read those 3 lines

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<Bismarck> @find teen
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<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol