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<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
<Karate|AFK> or sudo will continue in its bad behavior
<Dune> its working ;)
<Karate|AFK> good, now lecture it on not to be bad again :)
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<Dune> nah, why would I want to do a thing like that. if you have a network that works 10)% of the time the opers and netadmins wont have anything to do
<Dune> 100% *
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<Dauthi> so why are you here then ?
<Dune> to add idleserv into channels :P
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<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> lol|
<Dune> its working ;)
<Karate|AFK> good, now lecture it on not to be bad again :)
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<Dune> nah, why would I want to do a thing like that. if you have a network that works 10)% of the time the opers and netadmins wont have anything to do
<Dune> 100% *
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<Dauthi> so why are you here then ?
<Dune> to add idleserv into channels :P
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<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> lol|
11:31:47 [~Hisakata] !sync
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.
-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...
<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
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<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
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<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
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<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
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<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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15:16.21 ( +King ) Nothing.
15:16.28 ( +King ) You are banished!
15:16.47 ( +greyfox105 ) you can't banish me, you have no throne or head!
15:18.19 )) +King kicks Fox
15:19.03 )) +greyfox105 lops off one of King's legs.
15:20.36 ( +King ) Damnit don't make go all hard on your ass.
15:21.08 ( +greyfox105 ) that sounds kinda bad...
15:21.13 ( ~Hisakata ) That sounds...
15:21.14 ( ~Hisakata ) Yeah.
15:21.43 ( ~Hisakata ) In any case if that happens I'll tape it.
15:16.28 ( +King ) You are banished!
15:16.47 ( +greyfox105 ) you can't banish me, you have no throne or head!
15:18.19 )) +King kicks Fox
15:19.03 )) +greyfox105 lops off one of King's legs.
15:20.36 ( +King ) Damnit don't make go all hard on your ass.
15:21.08 ( +greyfox105 ) that sounds kinda bad...
15:21.13 ( ~Hisakata ) That sounds...
15:21.14 ( ~Hisakata ) Yeah.
15:21.43 ( ~Hisakata ) In any case if that happens I'll tape it.
<goose> xchat question:
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p
[16:32] <T-cooking> no
[16:32] <T-cooking> 14"
[16:32] <T-cooking> :D
[16:32] <Gav> then it's not lazy cocking
[16:32] <T-cooking> 14"
[16:32] <T-cooking> :D
[16:32] <Gav> then it's not lazy cocking
1:50 01 <Ikoru>: Only girls could ask me doing something at 3am anyone else might get a kick in the teeth
1:52 22 <Havvy>: Ikoru: What about a baby:?
1:52 46 <Ikoru>: A baby pulls off my covers?
1:52 59 <Havvy>: No, probably not. But a baby can cry.
1:53 12 <Ikoru>: Kick in the teeth, its a mutant
1:53 38 <X>: You heard it here first, folks: babies that cry are mutants.
1:52 22 <Havvy>: Ikoru: What about a baby:?
1:52 46 <Ikoru>: A baby pulls off my covers?
1:52 59 <Havvy>: No, probably not. But a baby can cry.
1:53 12 <Ikoru>: Kick in the teeth, its a mutant
1:53 38 <X>: You heard it here first, folks: babies that cry are mutants.
<Olli> hm
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
