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#186 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:45
[20:06] <cab86|naked> o.O
[20:06] <cab86|naked> so ol sucks?
#68 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-06-17 01:06:48
<Craig> this is like.. a 'whos penis is bigger' competition :/
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
#663 (1)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-09-21 02:40:34
* TaHz15 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<TaHz15> !list
* Odin sets mode: +b *!*TaHz15@*.A0772E24.4C8D38F5.IP
* TaHz15 was kicked by Odin (not an anime channel, use /list for a list of channels (Kick #179 [] Project Infusion v0.0.5 [] ))
* Odin sets mode: -b *!*TaHz15@*.A0772E24.4C8D38F5.IP
<Samas> wtf odin...
<Sporks> hmmm... odin is instant death
<Samas> XD
#1630 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-07-08 21:00:12
<pigeon_of_doom> Although maybe your taste buds are just out of practise.
<Pepper> *practice. I still wasn't hungry, but that was good cheese.
<pigeon_of_doom> Practice is US spelling!
<pigeon_of_doom> Don't correct my Britishisms, you're one of us too, kinda!
<Pepper> One's a verb, one's an adjective.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Pepper> or one's a noun.
<Pepper> Either way, they're both 'technically' two different words
<pigeon_of_doom> Bollocks, you're right >_>
<pigeon_of_doom> I...hope you have a stringy bit of cheese you choke on and have to cough back up!

Grammar lesson for everyone today. Practice is a noun. Practise is a verb. (the worst part is, I believe he was right in the first place. Still, calling 'practice' an American spelling, that's gold)

Edited 3 times. I think I've fixed all my own grammar mistakes this time >.>
#1617 (6)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2011-06-14 19:48:17
<IdleBot> Tarwen [628/943] has challenged Hitler [71/137] in combat and won!
#1071 (-1)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-18 01:27:29
<Quinn> but you have the whole stock of them
<{}> I do? Where?
<Quinn> look at your name...
<Funcokler_Xerow> :D
<{}> ahhh, ASCII organs.
<Quinn> it's <{}> for friggin' sake...
<{}> I get it, I'm a pussy?
<Funcokler_Xerow> 8====D
<Quinn> maybe...
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> Hey Fun, Why the long face?
<Funcokler_Xerow> well, it was supposed to be a penis
<Funcokler_Xerow> but I guess it PHAILS
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> you people forget...
<Quinn> The penis is a head...
<Quinn> therfore it has a face :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> XD
<Funcokler_Xerow> I did forget
<Quinn> figures :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> thinking with the wrong head, I guess
<Quinn> lol
* {} is now known as Mil
<Mil> I am sorry for taking your precious vagina away.
<Mil> Shoyuld I kick myself now?
<Quinn> no
<Quinn> cause it would hurt now that you have balls again...
<Quinn> err
<Quinn> wait...
<Quinn> screw that
* Mil was kicked by Quinn (Kicked in the nuts for 2 dangely points!)
<Funcokler_Xerow> :o
#1690 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-28 15:33:49
[15:29:22] * vtgtgtgt ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:29:42] <vtgtgtgt> hey
[15:29:51] <vtgtgtgt> is this the elements forum?
[15:30:22] <titsos> nossa nossa
[15:30:26] <titsos> assim voce me mata
[15:30:29] <titsos> ai se eu te pego
[15:30:31] <titsos> :p
[15:30:49] <vtgtgtgt> who is this fag
[15:32:07] <vtgtgtgt> chupame cabea
[15:32:43] * vtgtgtgt ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#1037 (-1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2006-12-11 18:24:40
[19:17:44] <Odin`> airbase, alle vennene mines kontoer funker p min pc
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen
#767 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-04-17 18:41:11
after Brain telling us about iPocket, things went mad...
-LaptopBrain- Attention everyone. Being as every retailer in the UK seems to have lost their mind, and is blindly copying apple by sticking a lower case 'i' on the start of names in a vain hope they'll sell, we will from next week be renaming chatspike to iChatspike. Thank you :P (yes im JOKING damnit)

within the next seconds...

* ed|towel is now known as iEd
<Ishamael> OH NOES
* SirOlli is now known as iOlli
* Magnus is now known as iMagnus
* LaptopBrain is now known as iLaptopBrain
* Om is now known as iOm
* iProweler has joined #chatspike
* ol is now known as iOl
* AttilatheHun is now known as iRobot
* Lowlife is now known as ilowlfe
* Anders is now known as iAnders
* iMagnus is new, improved... sleeky and POWERFUL!
<iMagnus> But nothing runs on me :(
#1325 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2009-08-08 07:47:57
[00:38:31] <%MAJIC> HI, ONCE I MET A REALLY HAWT HORSE
[00:38:33] <+Stealth> THE IDEA OF HAVING A CHICK THAT COULD PWN ME IS SEXY
[00:38:39] <%MAJIC> WE HAD 5 MINUTES IN HEAVEN