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#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#1202 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-10-21 00:37:07
* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all
#1408 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-18 18:39:55
[14:28] <&Majic> http://partyvan.us/images/misc/flowers-on-black.png FLOWERS FOR LIZZEH
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aaawww, cutie
[14:28] <&Majic> hehe, now I can say my cute is almost cute enough to circulate the internet like softcore porn :D
[14:28] <+Lizzy> aawww, pretty :))
[14:28] <+Twilight-> lolll
[14:28] <&Majic> er... my cat* ;x
[14:29] <+Twilight-> your cute...
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lolol
[14:29] <&Majic> freudian slips are bitches :<
[14:29] <&Majic> oh crap bad language :(
[14:29] <+Lizzy> lol
#1187 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-25 12:53:52
[12:46] <Alexx> SO as I was saying...I have this rash and it just wont clear up..
[12:46] <[BRC]treesa> hahahaah
[12:48] <Adremelech|Laptop> Alexx, go sleep with a few people, it should help >_>
[12:48] * Adremelech|Laptop hides
[12:48] <Alexx> Yea...a problem shared is a problem solved right?
[12:49] <Adremelech|Laptop> ofc :D
#1328 (7)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-08-14 08:57:37
[19:43] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1572&l=3
[19:44] <SootyGirl> well, ok. a very fast computer. but still.
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1573&l=3
[19:44] <SHK> wht...
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote DOWN: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1571&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1568&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1567&l=3
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1568&l=3
[19:44] <Iain> lol
[19:44] <Global> [NEWSFLASH] Someone voted a quote UP: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1573&l=3
[19:44] <SHK> global spam...
[19:44] <Karate> ok, who is voting on every quote
#1755 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2014-06-24 15:55:20
<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza
#1624 (7)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-06-28 20:10:03
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, I maintain that I did not particularly approve of the dominatrix pictures, just that it made me want to squirt Lucy Lawless.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.
#807 (0)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 05:11:04
<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#1429 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-20 05:02:27
<+jdhore> Shawn, I met my wife on IRC and she's really a girl. At least...if she isn't, she's done a damn good job of faking it.
#160 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:06
<@[Brain]> [15:55] -Global- From Azhrarn: THe ChatSpike Website is back online in case anyone cared. Apaprently something deleted the apache build dir *coughBRAINcough*... but I wrote a perl one-liner to run everythign till he gets back :)

<@[Brain]> [17:10] -Global- From [Brain]: To correct the previous global, Azhrarn spent an hour looking for a build of apache we never had, and then gave up and loaded the one we did have :) Have a nice day :P