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#1226 (1)
Posted by NulNul @ 2008-01-27 21:22:22
[08:18:18] <Gaelith> I've been on the internet sine I was 12
[08:18:35] <Gaelith> I have an encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.
[08:19:35] <Rane> That must come in handy ever now and then.
[08:19:45] <Gaelith> Yes. Yes it does.
[08:19:48] <Gaelith> I hope to make a career of it.
[08:19:56] <Freddo> Your parents must be very proud :p
[08:20:06] <Gaelith> They're just glad I'm not a serial killer
#1623 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-28 14:30:42
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> life?
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> whats that?
[6:28am] <Sporks> It's a bowl of cereal!
#1021 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-29 16:36:19
(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor
#1080 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-02-10 13:30:35
<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p

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yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p
#951 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-09-19 00:38:17
*Aristeo sets mode +b on Russiancleaninglady.
20:34 <Russiancleaninglady> what..
<Russiancleaninglady> ehh come on
<Russiancleaninglady> im sorry
<Russiancleaninglady> ok man ill keep quiet amigo
<Aristeo> Nope. Too late
<Russiancleaninglady> naaw man
<Russiancleaninglady> im bored
<Russiancleaninglady> please bro
<Aristeo> Okay...
<Russiancleaninglady> im beggin ya
*Aristeo sets mode -b on Russiancleaninglady.
<Russiancleaninglady> thanks man

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*[text] = /me's not server commands.
#166 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:59:49
[17:08:26] * Elf-AFK jams ur throat open
[17:08:32] * Elf-AFK inserts n wiggles
[17:08:43] * Elf-AFK removes n closes ur mouth
[17:08:50] <Elf-AFK> my unboring device :D
[17:09:10] <Elf-AFK> u should now feel warm n tingly for 20 mins
#929 (-3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-09-04 01:12:39
<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P
#1087 (-1)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-02-18 17:11:15
How to scar(e) people who ask for your a/s/l in IRC:
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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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#1592 (3)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2011-04-14 20:39:18
12:27pm --> LinDaa has joined #chatspike
12:28pm < LinDaa> goodness =.=
12:28pm < LinDaa> finally i got in
12:33pm <@Higurashi> That's what he said.
#1259 (-2)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-06-04 08:18:29
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.