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#1454 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-15 11:45:13
11:31:47 [~Hisakata] !sync
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.
#972 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-16 21:19:41
<Olli> hm
<Olli> garak?
<Olli> wanna go out with me?
<[OPA]Garak> sod off
<Olli> rejection hurts...
<[OPA]Garak> akill hurts more
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#1441 (3)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-12-05 19:11:45
[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao
#556 (4)
Posted by Mech @ 2005-05-14 01:54:52
* Craig pounces kittie :p
<Craig> whoops, didn't pounce too hard did i?
<kittie> meraldkmalkerja;dfaewlkrq'e
<kittie> *can't breathe*
* Craig gets off
<Craig> DON'T!
<kittie> huh?
<Ave|afk> gross
<kittie> lol
#708 (0)
Posted by Andy @ 2005-12-16 00:44:50
-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...

<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
#1307 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2009-04-13 03:45:28
[23:40] <Nottheking> Speaking of which, it's been what, almost an hour and you've not DC'd? Must be anew record. :P
[23:40] ->> Connection closed from dexter.chatspike.net

If there was a second metre, it'd be like 23:40:010 to 23:40:012. Damn he jinxed me.
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#386 (8)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-01-02 13:41:57
<AragornofGondor> i had a cruddy day at soccer today
<AragornofGondor> got kicked in the nuts :(
<ReeFeR> I had a similar thing when I was young
<ReeFeR> I got kicked in the nuts playing soccer too
<ReeFeR> in the evening, everything turned blue...
<ReeFeR> so I went to the doctor
<AragornofGondor> blue?
<Sporks> blue is still good.
* AragornofGondor checks
<AragornofGondor> phew.. still normal colour
<AragornofGondor> but man.. blue sounds bad
<ReeFeR> turned out my new blue underpants made my nuts turn blue cuz I was sweating
<AragornofGondor> lol
<Dr_Kev> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<ReeFeR> it was the most embarrassing thing I ever had to face :-p

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#509 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-03 17:39:42
* Avengeful lubs da ladies legs
<SirOlli> does your lady know that?
* Avengeful hides
* SirOlli finds Avengeful
<SirOlli> hooray! I got me self a little green guy :D
<Avengeful> :O
<Elf> olli's gone irish O_o
* SirOlli puts it on a shelf
* SirOlli listens to "The Night Pat Murphy Died"
<coco> are you gonna start dancing a jig soon? :p
* SirOlli dances a jig for coco
<Blue> dancing?
<Blue> mmmmm
* coco claps...very good
<Avengeful> :O
* SirOlli dances with Avengeful
* coco takes pics
<coco> 0:)
<SirOlli> could you make me a poster of the one where I throw him up in the air?
<Blue> lol
<Avengeful> :O
<SirOlli> ave, you look so cute in that scarlet top and that lime green miniskirt :D
<coco> sure ...i hope he had on panties under that skirt tho o_O
<SirOlli> thong.
<coco> lol
<Avengeful> my stepchildren hurt just thinking abt that
* coco giggles
<SirOlli> LMAO