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#204 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:22

[22:07] <[Brain]> i did it by hand :P
[22:08] <Alfred> so ur gay then?
[22:08] <typobox43> LOL
[22:08] <Togy> bah
[22:08] <Togy> so many funny comments
[22:08] <Togy> so many ways to get banned :S
[22:08] <Togy> [22:07] <[Brain]> i did it by hand :P - you bastard!
[22:09] <typobox43> heh
[22:09] <Alfred> no fun, unless u try ;)
[22:09] <Alfred> lol
[22:09] <a|KK|y> lol
#920 (-2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-08-29 10:57:27
<+Loki> Azureus = phail
<+Loki> it's in the bloody DMZ. It's not gonna get any closer to the Internet unless I put the machine in a level3 communications datacentre
#180 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:03:18
<Yeti> i keep getting kicked from server
<Rebs> y?
<Rebs> whats the reason given?
<Yeti> Reason: Kicked
#1035 (4)
Posted by Stalker @ 2006-12-08 22:47:08
[00:36] * Andres whines about LoveServ being down...
[00:36] <Proweler> that was a valentines gimmick
[00:37] <Andres> Huh?
[00:37] <Proweler> I thought it was like a one time thing for valentine
[00:38] <Proweler> not a 24/7 stalking device
[00:38] <Stalker> You are wrong
[00:39] <Stalker> It's 24\7 stalking device
[00:39] * Andres has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Powered by the JavaSpike)
[00:39] <Stalker> See ?
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#274 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:33
[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
#1138 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-06-30 09:52:39
[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides
#1076 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-22 22:37:09
[14:32] * Elf has quit ([CS] Quit: And i saw a pale horse, and a pale rider upon it, and the name of the horse was pestilence and the name of the rider was death)
[14:32] * Majic doesn't like those deep meaning quit messages.
[14:32] <Majic> Or those really shallow ones like "cock AND piss"
[14:33] <w00t> what about mine?
[14:34] * w00t has quit ([CS] Quit: [22:45:26] <%xptek> I love you null)
[14:34] * w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:34] * w00t has quit (Changing hosts)
[14:34] * w00t ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:34] * ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +o w00t]
[14:34] <Majic> 0.o
[14:34] <Majic> I love your's. :D
[14:34] <w00t> :P
[14:34] <Majic> You and xptek have sexeh quit messages. :D
[14:34] <Brain> majic love you long time
[14:34] <Brain> sucky sucky!
[14:35] <Majic> 0.o
[14:35] <Majic> YAY!
[14:35] * Majic quotes Brain's sexeh-ness.
#50 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:46
[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet
#725 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-01-27 16:03:29
[16:53:30] <MacGun> very tasty gigarette
[16:53:32] <MacGun> :
[16:54:15] <MacGun> it sucks that i have stopped regural smoking. :(
[16:55:56] <AwgMotH> it sucks having lung cancer too...