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#1097 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2007-02-27 08:31:00
[08:29:16] <Tarwen> Well I was 7 when I did it
[08:29:27] <Tarwen> It was at schoool
[08:29:30] <Tarwen> It tasted so good there
#717 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2006-01-03 02:51:13
<Alexx> I
<Alexx> Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
<HighWater> Blink182?
<Alexx> ...no...just a general desire..
#615 (1)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 19:15:20
<arnie> the other week i was invited to this party by this chick called zoe, and i coulda got laid but i passed it up to go see star wars with my dad
#914 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-24 21:00:56
[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.
#1455 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-16 23:02:21
[18:48] <+Karina> I'm going to hit you if you say "eh" or "aboot" though, Canadians do not say aboot! or eh randomly! :O
[18:49] <@Moose> eh?
[18:50] * +Karina stabs Moose with a pillow

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#506 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-28 19:16:44
<^MeM^|Away> you'll be a gibbering moron in no time craig.
<Beer> what do you mean in no time? ;p
<Olli> not much change there ;)
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Elyas> for the better, too
#832 (1)
Posted by TFM @ 2006-07-10 22:35:32
10:32:17 PM <+Star> elf's a giver, not a taker
#646 (2)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-09-07 11:23:14
[20:19] <[BRC]Ingus> LO TAE HOW ARE YOU :P
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol