<Mayaku> waddup crackaz
* hello2u munches on crackers
<hello2u> they're good!

#brc

08:26:36 @Dauthi coughmark=gaylordcough
08:26:44 @[BRC]Mark420 lol
08:26:45 @Dauthi coughmeistheonlyonestraightcough
08:26:55 * @[BRC]Mark420 had more women tht u have had hot dinners

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All within about 15 minutes. Note they're all Verizon customers. Verizon fail!

<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
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--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up

Quotespike said it was too long, so here's a pastebin instead: http://pastebin.com/nsnT6YhL

[04:05:56] <MartroniX> my mum just asked me why I kept walking up to my room with coffee
[04:06:06] <MartroniX> I told her I was e-mailing it to you :P
[04:06:15] <MartroniX> should have seen her face ^_^

[23:23] <Lurlock> My grandfather lived in a town where the population never changed for 60 years. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a boy leaves town.

21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-

While chatting about my kidney failure and being on dialysis...

[16:59:09] <SaberUK> FallingUp: you're waiting in a queue for a replacement right?
[16:59:25] <SaberUK> if there was less people in said queue then you'd probably get a replacement faster
[16:59:56] <aquanight> so you are saying FallingUp should find out who's on the queue and contract out some hits :P
[17:00:01] <SaberUK> heh
[17:00:27] <FallingUp> Clearly I must therefore go out and become a serial killer.

<Majic> If you could be any animal, what would you be?
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<tomandy> human?
<tomandy> no no
<tomandy> i'd be canadian