<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff

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<Doc> I will cut you
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<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg

<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

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12:45:28 <@SnoFox> I heard there was a troll necessary.

(Craig) I need something to suck
(Craig) For Going up and down

[20:23] <TheJudge> hello
[20:24] <TheJudge> guys need some help with Defender
[20:25] <Olli> who are you to judge?
[20:25] <TheJudge> just a normal user
[20:25] <TheJudge> why
[20:25] <TheJudge> ?
[20:25] <Olli> barging in here, telling them they need help with defender...
[20:25] <TheJudge> i need help
[20:25] <TheJudge> looool
[20:26] <Olli> and that, kids, is why punctuation is important

<FBI> US<===Most powerful country in plant Earth
* Olli waters plant earth

<NoMorePie>[ Question 5 of 200: [Category: Gay Issues] Gay Issues: How many colours are there in the rainbow-coloured, "Freedom Flag"?]
<LaptopChampy> 6
<NoMorePie>[ Correct LaptopChampy! The answer was 6. You gain 4 points for answering in 2 seconds! ]

[12:22] * Ib3N has also an sneaking suspicion that he's the oldest one in the room...?
[12:22] <Togy> how old?
[12:23] <Angelic_Devil> u old fart
[12:23] <Sporks> Angelic_Devil is molesting meh again!

[18:21:36] <%Elyas> jingle shells :|
[18:22:31] <+w00t> Elyas smells
[18:24:20] <+Om> erm...fish
[18:24:26] <+w00t> >=/
[18:24:29] <+w00t> you spoiled it Om!