13:30:22 [%Rane] Hi
13:30:34 [sonoio] io sono italiano
13:30:59 [%Rane] English pease.
13:31:04 [%Rane] please, even.
13:31:17 [%Rane] See, I can't even be nice properly.

<-- ed has quit (Killed (LaptopBrain (wake me up again and its a gline)))

[20:36] <Socair> I don't want to sleep
[20:37] <Socair> I want full fat
[20:37] <Socair> ...
[20:37] <ab3ju> ...
[20:37] <Socair> AndroIRC, we need to talk about you stealing words
[20:37] <Empireth> ...
[20:37] <Empireth> Kumo, you have weird kinks.

* @Brain stuffs Elphaba
<@Brain> err.... that could be misinterpreted

[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks [BRC]treesa.. yummy :9
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks Darkest_Queen.. yummy :9
[18:56] <[GalGen]Damien> if your licking the females of the channel dont forget to lick Craig
[18:57] <Craig> [08:49] * [GISP]The_Box licks Craig.. yummy :9
[18:57] <Craig> already done ;)

OMFG Longest quote ever!

* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people

(@FrostyCoolSlug) working late, not on actual work ;)
(+[BRC]treesa) oh damn...so you won't be paid for it?
(@FrostyCoolSlug) yep :D
(@FrostyCoolSlug) no one is here :)
(+[BRC]treesa) hehehe
(+[BRC]treesa) good time to have a fiddle of your own things..

#darkgalaxy ... still dirty as ever

<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed

<Jahrad> how i put this on a thread sight?
<Rebs> ..
<Jahrad> the bit about alex?
<Jahrad> ;)
<Rebs> what bit
<Rebs> :P
<Jahrad> all of it or just when he butt raped u?
<Rebs> u cant :p
<Jahrad> Why not?
<Rebs> cos u cant
<Rebs> u can stick it on that gay multiplay forums stretell gave u :P
<Jahrad> i can
<Jahrad> can\'t i?
<Rebs> not on this 1

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<Zack> NO MOAR GLOBALS
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