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<Mahadeva> a manicure 9is really just a handjob
<@ol> what part of a handjob involves scissors?
<@ol> what part of a handjob involves scissors?
<w00t> Olli, have i progressed to halfopping you yet? ;)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner
<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<Tarwen> contradictory!
<Tarwen> contradictory!
[23:38:08] * Ish|aweh thinks ppl which have nicks starting with a C have problems
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low
[23:38:39] <Chronus> that is generalisation
[23:38:42] <Cracker> Cishamael would sound stupid btw
[23:38:43] <Chronus> discrimination
[23:38:52] <Ish|aweh> omg Cracker
[23:39:02] <Ish|aweh> I thought of saying "and Cishamael wouldn't be funny"
[23:39:11] <Ish|aweh> but I thought that would be too lame
[23:39:13] <Chronus> lol
[23:39:13] <Ish|aweh> :P
[23:39:14] * Cracker goes shooting myself
[23:39:28] <Ish|aweh> and yes Chronus :P
[23:39:36] <Ish|aweh> that would be generalisation
[23:39:36] <Cracker> I made a joke even Ish considered to be too low
14:52:54 * Tril kissess Shawn
14:52:59 * Shawn kisses Tril <3
14:53:04 * goose kisses Shawn
14:53:16 * Shawn looks at goose
14:53:20 <+Shawn> Are you male or female? >.>
14:53:26 <%goose> does it matter?
14:53:31 <+Shawn> Yes x.x
14:53:38 <%goose> then pick your preference
14:53:42 <+Tril> he is a guy Shawn
14:53:50 <%goose> way to ruin the fun -_-
14:53:54 * Shawn slaps goose
14:54:09 * goose spanks Shawn
14:54:13 <+Shawn> X_X
14:54:14 <%goose> shall I get the handcuffs, love?
14:54:19 <+Shawn> Hells no sir
14:54:21 * Shawn walks off
14:54:33 <%goose> goose: 1
14:54:37 <%goose> Shawn: 0
14:52:59 * Shawn kisses Tril <3
14:53:04 * goose kisses Shawn
14:53:16 * Shawn looks at goose
14:53:20 <+Shawn> Are you male or female? >.>
14:53:26 <%goose> does it matter?
14:53:31 <+Shawn> Yes x.x
14:53:38 <%goose> then pick your preference
14:53:42 <+Tril> he is a guy Shawn
14:53:50 <%goose> way to ruin the fun -_-
14:53:54 * Shawn slaps goose
14:54:09 * goose spanks Shawn
14:54:13 <+Shawn> X_X
14:54:14 <%goose> shall I get the handcuffs, love?
14:54:19 <+Shawn> Hells no sir
14:54:21 * Shawn walks off
14:54:33 <%goose> goose: 1
14:54:37 <%goose> Shawn: 0
[20:37:17] <Andres> Andres is GOD
[20:37:26] <Aro> lol
[20:37:40] <Aro> I don't believe in gods
[20:37:41] <Aro> so
[20:37:44] <Aro> I assume
[20:37:47] <Andres> I DO NOT EXIST :O
[20:37:48] <Aro> you do not exist
[20:37:26] <Aro> lol
[20:37:40] <Aro> I don't believe in gods
[20:37:41] <Aro> so
[20:37:44] <Aro> I assume
[20:37:47] <Andres> I DO NOT EXIST :O
[20:37:48] <Aro> you do not exist
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<Bismarck> @find teen
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<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
<Bismarck> @find teen
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<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
<Sonartic> Hey.
<Tarwen> Hey.
<Sonartic> Hey
<MartroniX> hi
<Sonartic> Hey
<Excal> Hey
<Excal> :p
<Sonartic> Hey :P
<Tarwen> Hey
<MartroniX> Hey.
<Tarwen> Hey.
<Excal> Hey.
<MartroniX> Hey
<[TAG]Lowlife> o/
<Excal> \o
<[TAG]Lowlife> ooh, I broke the chain
<[TAG]Lowlife> :D
<MartroniX> Bastard :P
<Excal> Bastard :P
<Tarwen> Martijn says:
<Tarwen> >.< intelligent convo in Tag
<Tarwen> Bridie - We are a kind that never give in, we are flame born in the wind! says:
<Tarwen> aye
<Tarwen> Martijn says:
<Tarwen> your brother brings out the best in us
<Tarwen> Bastard :P
<[TAG]Lowlife> O_o
<MartroniX> Bastard :P
<Excal> Bastard :P
<Sonartic> lmao.
<[TAG]Lowlife> I broke the chain again
<[TAG]Lowlife> :D
<[TAG]Lowlife> muahahahahaha
<Tarwen> muahahahahaha
<MartroniX> :P
<Tarwen> Hey.
<Sonartic> Hey
<MartroniX> hi
<Sonartic> Hey
<Excal> Hey
<Excal> :p
<Sonartic> Hey :P
<Tarwen> Hey
<MartroniX> Hey.
<Tarwen> Hey.
<Excal> Hey.
<MartroniX> Hey
<[TAG]Lowlife> o/
<Excal> \o
<[TAG]Lowlife> ooh, I broke the chain
<[TAG]Lowlife> :D
<MartroniX> Bastard :P
<Excal> Bastard :P
<Tarwen> Martijn says:
<Tarwen> >.< intelligent convo in Tag
<Tarwen> Bridie - We are a kind that never give in, we are flame born in the wind! says:
<Tarwen> aye
<Tarwen> Martijn says:
<Tarwen> your brother brings out the best in us
<Tarwen> Bastard :P
<[TAG]Lowlife> O_o
<MartroniX> Bastard :P
<Excal> Bastard :P
<Sonartic> lmao.
<[TAG]Lowlife> I broke the chain again
<[TAG]Lowlife> :D
<[TAG]Lowlife> muahahahahaha
<Tarwen> muahahahahaha
<MartroniX> :P
<Aristeo> For some reason, every time I see "phpMyAdmin", I read "Pimp My Admin"
