[15:35:09] <eth0|laptop> i got myself a girl :P
[15:35:18] <eth0|laptop> i dont need you anymore :P
[15:35:24] <naiSt> oooooooooh
[15:35:27] <naiSt> liar
[15:35:41] <naiSt> what pr0n tracker do you download from?
[15:35:43] <naiSt> wich*
[15:36:08] <Tarwen> :O
[15:36:09] <eth0|laptop> i get my pr0n from youporn.com
[15:36:11] <eth0|laptop> :P
[15:36:32] <eth0|laptop> but i wouldnt lie about having a girl ;)
[15:37:04] <naiSt> even if you found a girls name for your right hand, it still doesn't count as a girl
[15:37:07] <naiSt> sorry :/
[15:37:53] <Tarwen> Rosie Palm and her five daughters
[15:37:53] <eth0|laptop> lmao
[15:38:07] <eth0|laptop> nah, 10 daughters
[15:38:09] <eth0|laptop> ;)
[15:38:09] <Tarwen> Wow, you get around eth0 ;)
[15:38:14] <naiSt> slut

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<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
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<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^

* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights

[16:29] <Scagg> ???
[16:29] <Scagg> 26 people and not one person is talking?
[16:29] <Scagg> It kills me how many people just sit idle in a place like this
[16:30] <Scagg> just like a city full of zombies or something
[16:30] * Scagg ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: I have wasted 12hrs 6 minutes 46 seconds online)

[14:24] <RD> must be food time.. then helping with new pond thing
[14:24] <RD> cya laters
[14:25] <Beer> pond?
[14:31] <ol[work]> sounds like it's just an excuse to jump into cool water :)
[14:31] <RD> you know... wet hole with fish :p
[14:31] --- RD is now known as awayD
[14:35] <Brain`> that could be mis-read dan
[14:35] <Beer> lol
[14:36] <Brain`> i know of a few wet holes that smell like fish
[14:36] <ol[work]> Brain: did your holes have anything swimming in them?
[14:36] <Brain`> lol!

[17:46:] Ayedail: I know some japanese..
[17:46:] Ayedail: anyways
[17:46:] Ayedail: Arigato = thank you
[17:46:] Ayedail: right?:P
[17:47:] TF|: yes
[17:47:] Aro: right
[17:47:] Aro: have you ever tried seppuku?
[17:48:] Ayedail: me?

[15:38] Adonis: I can remember the time well.....never mind...
[15:38] Adonis: I'm not gonna put this on a website
[15:38] Utah: this is a chat room
[15:39] Utah: no ones is logging...
[15:39] Adonis: true...but I'm not gonna let you guys know about the time I realized I had pedophilic tendencies...
[15:40] * Kentrel sends his chat log to bash.org
[15:40] Adonis: so every afternoon I would sit out on my porch when the girls from the neighboring high school would start walking home
[15:40] Adonis: cuz they were hot...
[15:40] Adonis: turns out, it was actually a middle school
[15:40] Adonis: oopsy!

3:21:27 PM <&RagingFire> o fuck, i just turn my hdd of by mistake, i was compreesin 5 gb of file NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

<%Olli> Hey!
* Sporks sticks his head into the toilet and flushes repeatedly
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10:10:22 [Sanity] karma fallingup
10:10:23 [+Sporks] fallingup has a karma of -1000
10:10:26 [Sanity] Oh lawdy.
10:10:30 [Angel] :D