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#1324 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-08-07 13:02:03
(13:52:42) * You are now known as Porygon
(13:52:47) <%SnoFox> I should probably go to sleep. >.>
(13:52:51) <&Porygon> PORY-FREAKIN-GON
(13:52:53) <%SnoFox> I was gonna go like four hours ago.
(13:52:56) <&Porygon> No one can top this.
(13:52:59) <+Weedle> lol
(13:53:01) <%SnoFox> Orly?
(13:53:01) <+Weedle> I can
(13:53:03) * SnoFox is now known as Porygon2
(13:53:09) <&Porygon> lol!
#502 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-02 12:34:52
* HAL has joined #bap
* ChanServ sets mode: +o HAL
<HAL> hi
<SirOlli> bye
<HAL> somthing i said?
<Primor> lol
<SirOlli> LOL
#1609 (3)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-05-24 05:19:27
@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead
#1443 (-2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-06 03:44:09
<Proper_Grammar> Pfft, the NWO is spraying fake snow across the United States to lull the Americans into a false sense of security
<Proper_Grammar> (lol conspiracy theories)
#1297 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-11-27 05:13:42
<Murarth> I hate when girls refuse to believe you when you say they look good
<Murarth> Like you're lying
<Murarth> But it's like, "I've already gotten into your pants, honey. Why would I lie now?"
#662 (4)
Posted by Garak @ 2005-09-16 16:36:23
(13:14:14) (@Garak) I'M A B**** I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER I'M A SINNER I'M A SAIT!
(13:14:26) (%w00teh) *SAINT(sorry)
(13:14:31) %w00teh slaps self
(13:14:33) (@Garak) :/
(13:14:43) (%w00teh) force of habit ;/
(13:14:54) (@Garak) Yet another glorious announcement screwed up by a damn typo :(
(13:15:09) (@Garak) Good I didn't wallop it :|
(13:15:28) (@Dr_Kev) what was the announcement? - that you're a bitch?
(13:15:37) (@Dr_Kev) excuse me... a B****
(13:15:41) (@Garak) yes?
(13:15:50) (@Dr_Kev) we knew that already
(13:15:56) (@Dr_Kev) that aint news :/
(13:15:57) (@Garak) oh :|
(13:15:59) (@Garak) ok
(13:16:08) @Garak shuts up again
(13:16:15) (%w00teh) G'S A B**** I'M HIS LOVER KEV'S HIS CHILD CRAIG'S HIS MOTHER..
(13:16:40) (@Dr_Kev) odd
(13:16:42) (@Dr_Kev) but funny
(13:16:45) (%w00teh) :P
(13:16:48) (@Garak) SCAN'S A SINNER ZEDD'S A SAINT!
(13:16:50) (%w00teh) sums me up pretty much
(13:16:55) (@Garak) AND NEITHER FEELS ASHAMED!
#789 (-1)
Posted by bxc @ 2006-05-29 04:24:34
[05:20] <ed> gay rocket my arse
[05:20] <ed> hahaha
[05:20] <naiSt> lool
[05:20] <naiSt> genius
[05:20] <Loki> that varition also works in any country with a Prime Minister
[05:20] <ed> ok gay rocket my arse sounded very bad
#87 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:15
[18:09] <Karate|Asleepin> i wanted to go in and try out the women? wha?
[18:10] <Togy> no
[18:10] <Togy> you wanted to try out being naked in the window
[18:10] <Chronus> lol
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> LOL
[18:10] <Jango> rofl
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> yes my fondest dream
#1344 (0)
Posted by Brad_R @ 2009-09-01 06:47:14
<+Salina> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Salina has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> wolfbot: lynch Special
<@wolfbot> Brad_R has voted to lynch Special!
<+dev0> wolfbot:lynch brad_r
<@wolfbot> dev0 has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> oh wtf
<+Brad_R> you all fail
<+Brad_R> i iz villager
<+Special> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Special has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot lynch Brad_R
<+Brad_R> youll see
<+Brad_R> YOULL ALL SEE!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> X-Ception has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<@wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch Brad_R!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
<Brad_R> Told you.
Cannot send to channel. You at least need +v when channel is +m.
#1648 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-21 17:11:10
18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.