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#1644 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:54:05
[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?
#1391 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-09 21:57:47
21:47:17 ������� Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 ������� Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 ������� BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty
#146 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:54:03
[16:32] <T-cooking> no
[16:32] <T-cooking> 14"
[16:32] <T-cooking> :D
[16:32] <Gav> then it's not lazy cocking
#51 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:13
<Lord_Zathras> you seem good at being able to keep things from your mom
<Lord_Zathras> right?
<Lord_Zathras> :P
<akuma_serge> uh... dont ask how >>;;;
<Lord_Zathras> Good because I also got you a subscription to Penthouse Magazine
<akuma_serge> ...
<akuma_serge> wha?!?!
#545 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-05 13:56:02
13:58 * w00t wubbles Craig
13:58 <Craig> damnit
#159 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:57:11
[23:41:26] <+^MeM^> Nude Dangerous Pussies?
[23:41:26] <+ComaBlack> pussy... :O

coma certainly became active when neil mentions pusseh ^^
#1268 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-08-10 18:49:56
#inspircd
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* peavey kicks CIA-1
<CIA-1> ow
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CIA-1 is a bot.
#387 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-02 15:56:10
<Olli|gaming> well, then KILL IT! ;)
<phpFin> if it was dead, nobody could be on it
<Olli|gaming> morally you're right, technically, you're wrong...
<phpFin> ROFL
<Olli|gaming> oh...that was dirty thoughts.
#455 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-02-14 01:16:09
[20:16] <cab86> egocentric self-centered bastard!
[20:16] <Craig-Away> how can i help you?
#1467 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-26 23:54:13
Don't worry about what the first line means, it's taken out of context.
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<Dnfforever> I'll see your .49 and raise (lower) you a .08
<hello2u> Dnf: full house, king high
<Dnfforever> Hello2u: Straight flush
<Dnfforever> Suck on that xD
* hello2u sucks on the cards
<hello2u> yum, win flavor