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* fuck-off was kicked by dexter.chatspike.net (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
<Excal> kthx
<JMM> .
* fuck-off was kicked by dexter.chatspike.net (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
<Excal> kthx
<JMM> .
on eating horses:
03/16@23:39:20 <#coding/@spb> w00t: oh, horse steak would be fine too
03/16@23:39:33 <#coding/~w00t> brik: we can recycle the horses ^
03/16@23:40:13 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Get nice cuts of meat, make wigs out of the mane and make glue from the rest.
03/16@23:40:16 <#coding/&Namegduf> Horse meat doesn't sound very tender.
03/16@23:40:29 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Namegduf: Depends how well you tie the horse down.
03/16@23:40:38 <#coding/@spb> if you breed the horse for meat it's good
03/16@23:40:44 <#coding/@spb> meat from working animals is tough
03/16@23:42:17 <#coding/&LaptopBrain> hmm this is interesting
03/16@23:42:21 <#coding/~w00t> LOL!!
(nice timing, brain :p)
03/16@23:39:20 <#coding/@spb> w00t: oh, horse steak would be fine too
03/16@23:39:33 <#coding/~w00t> brik: we can recycle the horses ^
03/16@23:40:13 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Get nice cuts of meat, make wigs out of the mane and make glue from the rest.
03/16@23:40:16 <#coding/&Namegduf> Horse meat doesn't sound very tender.
03/16@23:40:29 <#coding/+KingTarquin> Namegduf: Depends how well you tie the horse down.
03/16@23:40:38 <#coding/@spb> if you breed the horse for meat it's good
03/16@23:40:44 <#coding/@spb> meat from working animals is tough
03/16@23:42:17 <#coding/&LaptopBrain> hmm this is interesting
03/16@23:42:21 <#coding/~w00t> LOL!!
(nice timing, brain :p)
[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
* Kuro tosses a ticking apple at pigeon
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
<Lizzy> lols
<Lizzy> so i just found out that a hooters opened up in jhb
* Higurashi gives voice to Lizzy
<Higurashi> Honk honk.
<Iain> lol
<Iain> i dont think we have a hooters here :/
<Higurashi> We have plenty.
<Higurashi> Lizzy contributes with a fine pair.
<Iain> errr
<Soo> Lizzy's are better than mine
<Higurashi> I could never choose.
<Higurashi> It's like choosing between chocolate and caramel sauce on ice cream.
<Higurashi> I take both!
<Lizzy> so i just found out that a hooters opened up in jhb
* Higurashi gives voice to Lizzy
<Higurashi> Honk honk.
<Iain> lol
<Iain> i dont think we have a hooters here :/
<Higurashi> We have plenty.
<Higurashi> Lizzy contributes with a fine pair.
<Iain> errr
<Soo> Lizzy's are better than mine
<Higurashi> I could never choose.
<Higurashi> It's like choosing between chocolate and caramel sauce on ice cream.
<Higurashi> I take both!
[03:11:23] -Notice- {from Global} [Network Notice] Majic (|) - Happy day!
[03:11:41] Minion gnaws on Majic
[03:11:58] <&Majic> slathers raspberries over Minion and starts licking
[03:11:58] <&Majic> >8D
[03:12:04] <Minion> :o
[03:12:12] <&Majic> It's okay
[03:12:15] <&Majic> I have experience
[03:12:26] Minion sticks a strawberry pocky in Majic's mouth
[03:12:35] <&Majic> I was not expecting "mouth"
[03:12:36] <&Majic> but yay :D
[03:12:38] <+Cavan> :/
[03:12:42] <Minion> haha
[03:12:43] <&Majic> his fault :x
[03:12:48] <+Cavan> you're both to blame
[03:12:51] <+Cavan> naughty bunnies
[03:13:00] <&Majic> noms on the le pocky and teh le Minion :D
[03:11:41] Minion gnaws on Majic
[03:11:58] <&Majic> slathers raspberries over Minion and starts licking
[03:11:58] <&Majic> >8D
[03:12:04] <Minion> :o
[03:12:12] <&Majic> It's okay
[03:12:15] <&Majic> I have experience
[03:12:26] Minion sticks a strawberry pocky in Majic's mouth
[03:12:35] <&Majic> I was not expecting "mouth"
[03:12:36] <&Majic> but yay :D
[03:12:38] <+Cavan> :/
[03:12:42] <Minion> haha
[03:12:43] <&Majic> his fault :x
[03:12:48] <+Cavan> you're both to blame
[03:12:51] <+Cavan> naughty bunnies
[03:13:00] <&Majic> noms on the le pocky and teh le Minion :D
04:50:37 <FallingUp> Oh, good morning, Olli.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.
<w00t> Olli, have i progressed to halfopping you yet? ;)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +h on Olli
<[GalGen]Damien> too late
<[GalGen]Damien> :D
<[GalGen]Damien> w00t
<w00t> Olli, want ops for a sec?
<Olli> sure, w00t
*** w00t sets mode +o on Olli
*** Olli sets mode -o on w00t
*** Olli sets mode +b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has been kicked by Olli (Olli)
*** Olli sets mode -o on Olli
<Olli> 0:)
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode -b on w00t!*@*
*** w00t has joined #spankers
* w00t shreds Olli with a moronic w00t
<[GalGen]Damien> lol
* w00t smashes Olli with a bipolar mIRC 0.0.1
* w00t dices Olli with a messy weebl dvd
* w00t clonks Olli with a invalid ATX power supply
* w00t beats up Olli with a classy 5 kiloton warhead
* w00t drowns Olli with a maniac penguin
* Olli grins evilly
*** [GalGen]Damien sets mode +o on w00t
<w00t> >:/
<[GalGen]Damien> rofl