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#1731 (0)
Posted by Minion @ 2013-01-30 21:46:15
[16:43:10] <+pigeon_of_doom> Those are the best dicks!
#803 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-06-07 17:38:18
[17:32] <Brain> AHHHHH! ITS LAPTOPMIKE! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
[17:32] <LaptopMike> yep
[17:32] <LaptopMike> you poo eating hacker
[17:32] <Brain> :<
[17:33] <Excal> lmao
[17:33] <Brain> its true i ate pooh, i ate tigger and ee-aww too, what are you gonna do about it
[17:33] <Brain> tasted of honey :<
[17:33] <LaptopMike> D:
#1275 (16)
Posted by VaatixGanon @ 2008-09-08 06:30:18
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
#376 (5)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2004-12-26 03:11:11
<@Omni> You Linux users are the Jehova's Witnesses of the Internet. I don't want a free copy of your magazine, and I don't appreciate you always ringing my doorbell and trying to convert me. :P
#554 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-05-12 11:48:50
(@Craig-Away) roar?
(@Dr_Kev) meow
(+Hmzaniac) m00
(+fire_ice_2035) Baaah!
(@Craig-Away) m33p
(@Dr_Kev) eee-i-eee-i-o
(+fire_ice_2035) G33k t4lk!
(@Craig-Away) lol Kev
(@Craig-Away) who you calling old?!? :p
(@Craig-Away) Old MacDonald had a farm..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Craig-Away) and on that farm he had some Kevs..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" here
(@Dr_Kev) and a
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" there
(@Craig-Away) :D
(@Dr_Kev) :D
(+Om) lol
#1308 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-04-20 02:55:23
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
#1103 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-03-25 13:46:30
[13:43] <skenmy> i feel abused
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
#1322 (0)
Posted by Infinity @ 2009-07-25 00:03:39
[%Mokoni|beach] I has an Xrm!!!!
[+Doc] Collect them all?
Nick: (Mokoni|beach) is now known as (Mokoni|rawr)
[+Infinity] i think you get those for free when you buy gum
[+Higurashi] And condoms.
[+Infinity] you think?
[+SHK||fixingcars] Yeah I have quite a Few Xrms sitting in the corner
[+Infinity] im jealous :(
[+Infinity] dnt they eat allot?
[+SHK||fixingcars] not really
[+Infinity] maybei should start collecting them aswell then..
[+SHK||fixingcars] I just throw them a few scraps from the dinner table
[+Infinity] awesomeness
#573 (4)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-06-23 10:31:35
After an hour or so of quiet in #omnia, the silence is broken...

<@Nocturnal^Beans> Peng is a little teapot afaik
<@Ivy> I think you might be right
<@Pete> Mmm

...
#1433 (2)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-11-28 18:36:47
[13:23] <Bricker> well
[13:23] <Bricker> i guess this is it
[13:23] <Bricker> time to die
[13:23] <Bricker> BAI2U
[13:23] * Quits: GdR^aW (*!*Mps3user2@*.xxx.xxx.xxx) [Ping timeout]
[13:24] <Bricker> rofl