[20:16] <cab86> egocentric self-centered bastard!
[20:16] <Craig-Away> how can i help you?

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<Azumarill> Aww. Thanks Ib.
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<[BRC]Odin> wtf?
<mermy> i guess he hears ib in his head
<Star> Poor guy.
<Star> it'd be like hearing "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" over and over again in your head ..
<cracklemonkey> We should get him some help

<taza> Vegetarianism is a tradition with hundreds of years of history, possible from the first days of cow pimps.

[17:32] <Brain> AHHHHH! ITS LAPTOPMIKE! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
[17:32] <LaptopMike> yep
[17:32] <LaptopMike> you poo eating hacker
[17:32] <Brain> :<
[17:33] <Excal> lmao
[17:33] <Brain> its true i ate pooh, i ate tigger and ee-aww too, what are you gonna do about it
[17:33] <Brain> tasted of honey :<
[17:33] <LaptopMike> D:

<Nottheking> Y'know how game maps show areas gray-ed out that you can't reach?
<Nottheking> And pretty much server to just act as borders for the map?
<Nottheking> For some reason, it always feels that Canada is that sort of land.
<Nottheking> Serves purely so that that edge of the USA is land, and not coast.

< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.

<Andres> boredom...
<Andres> boredom...
* Joe fucks Andres in the ass.
* Andres slaps Joe with a Ugly-Thing-Not-Worthy-To-Be-Named
<Andres> an*
* Joe eats the thing
<Andres> No!!1

<Kreskin> hows the engaded life
<Gav> same as the unengaged life but with the addition of wedding mags
<Kreskin> women mostly do that anywazs though
<Suurorca> :P
<Gav> i made a desicion
<Gav> being male, i should not have anything to do with the wedding plans but attend \o/
<Kreskin> exactly
<Gav> i hope that line works, something tells me it won't
<Kreskin> well you could always say, I think we shoudl go with the black best women dress and you will be out of decision making period
<Gav> lol
<Gav> sounds like a plan
<Kreskin> ;)

Don't worry about what the first line means, it's taken out of context.
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<Dnfforever> I'll see your .49 and raise (lower) you a .08
<hello2u> Dnf: full house, king high
<Dnfforever> Hello2u: Straight flush
<Dnfforever> Suck on that xD
* hello2u sucks on the cards
<hello2u> yum, win flavor

[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row