* Avengeful lubs da ladies legs
<SirOlli> does your lady know that?
* Avengeful hides
* SirOlli finds Avengeful
<SirOlli> hooray! I got me self a little green guy :D
<Avengeful> :O
<Elf> olli's gone irish O_o
* SirOlli puts it on a shelf
* SirOlli listens to "The Night Pat Murphy Died"
<coco> are you gonna start dancing a jig soon? :p
* SirOlli dances a jig for coco
<Blue> dancing?
<Blue> mmmmm
* coco claps...very good
<Avengeful> :O
* SirOlli dances with Avengeful
* coco takes pics
<coco> 0:)
<SirOlli> could you make me a poster of the one where I throw him up in the air?
<Blue> lol
<Avengeful> :O
<SirOlli> ave, you look so cute in that scarlet top and that lime green miniskirt :D
<coco> sure ...i hope he had on panties under that skirt tho o_O
<SirOlli> thong.
<coco> lol
<Avengeful> my stepchildren hurt just thinking abt that
* coco giggles
<SirOlli> LMAO

<Kianglo> want some candy?
<Alisaihin> SURE
<Kianglo> I have some in my van
<Alisaihin> lolno
<Kianglo> :(
<Kianglo> it's got windows
* Alisaihin slaps the stranger and runs away
<Kianglo> why did you slap me/
<Kianglo> SO MEAN
<Alisaihin> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS
* Kianglo pulls out gun a-
<Alisaihin> I KNOW IT
* Kianglo ([email protected]) has left #nsider ("fuck")
<Alisaihin> XD

<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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[14:02:50] * @typobox43 ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (You possibly are infected with an irc worm or virus and have been temporarily akilled as a security countermeasure. If this has happened in error, you will be unbanned in 30 days time or can email [email protected]. [laptoptypo -> #nintendo])))

NOBODY'S ABOVE THE LAW!

<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue

<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P

Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.


<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks

<@Omni> You Linux users are the Jehova's Witnesses of the Internet. I don't want a free copy of your magazine, and I don't appreciate you always ringing my doorbell and trying to convert me. :P

[09:38:13] * w00t changes topic to 'IT BE HARRY POTTER. | How's 7 going to end? I say Harry and voldemort get it on.'
[09:38:22] <@w00t> :P
[09:39:00] <Samas> Only for 3 chapters.
[09:39:08] <@w00t> &_&

15:16.21 ( +King ) Nothing.
15:16.28 ( +King ) You are banished!
15:16.47 ( +greyfox105 ) you can't banish me, you have no throne or head!
15:18.19 )) +King kicks Fox
15:19.03 )) +greyfox105 lops off one of King's legs.
15:20.36 ( +King ) Damnit don't make go all hard on your ass.
15:21.08 ( +greyfox105 ) that sounds kinda bad...
15:21.13 ( ~Hisakata ) That sounds...
15:21.14 ( ~Hisakata ) Yeah.
15:21.43 ( ~Hisakata ) In any case if that happens I'll tape it.