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#346 (0)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-12-02 05:07:05
[23:03] <Smithy> Will in a sex, checking email.
[23:03] <Smithy> ..sec.
[23:03] <Smithy> -_-
[23:04] <LouWeeJee> ...both are good
#401 (-1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-11-22 06:41:43
[16:30] <Dr_Kev> nothing wrong with a hairy ass :/

something wrong with that statement...im just not sure what :P
#1322 (0)
Posted by Infinity @ 2009-07-25 00:03:39
[%Mokoni|beach] I has an Xrm!!!!
[+Doc] Collect them all?
Nick: (Mokoni|beach) is now known as (Mokoni|rawr)
[+Infinity] i think you get those for free when you buy gum
[+Higurashi] And condoms.
[+Infinity] you think?
[+SHK||fixingcars] Yeah I have quite a Few Xrms sitting in the corner
[+Infinity] im jealous :(
[+Infinity] dnt they eat allot?
[+SHK||fixingcars] not really
[+Infinity] maybei should start collecting them aswell then..
[+SHK||fixingcars] I just throw them a few scraps from the dinner table
[+Infinity] awesomeness
#1630 (5)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-07-08 21:00:12
<pigeon_of_doom> Although maybe your taste buds are just out of practise.
<Pepper> *practice. I still wasn't hungry, but that was good cheese.
<pigeon_of_doom> Practice is US spelling!
<pigeon_of_doom> Don't correct my Britishisms, you're one of us too, kinda!
<Pepper> One's a verb, one's an adjective.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Pepper> or one's a noun.
<Pepper> Either way, they're both 'technically' two different words
<pigeon_of_doom> Bollocks, you're right >_>
<pigeon_of_doom> I...hope you have a stringy bit of cheese you choke on and have to cough back up!

Grammar lesson for everyone today. Practice is a noun. Practise is a verb. (the worst part is, I believe he was right in the first place. Still, calling 'practice' an American spelling, that's gold)

Edited 3 times. I think I've fixed all my own grammar mistakes this time >.>
#1024 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-19 04:46:25
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib is <REPLY> MY LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib?
[20:33] <<Sporks>> Majic's LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> ahhh!!!
[20:33] <<Majic>> WTF?!
[20:33] <<Blue_Star>> LMAO
#375 (1)
Posted by mackattack @ 2004-12-24 17:01:36
* Omni|Sleep is now known as Omni
<Omni> Montana
<demeteloaf> nebraska
<NoMorePie> [ Omni Was correct with: Montana ]
<NoMorePie> Omni gets 4 points for answering before the first hint.
<NoMorePie> [ Omni gains 4 points for team "trivia_addicts" ]
<NoMorePie> [ Team "trivia_addicts" currently has a score of 7652 ]
<NoMorePie> [ Omni currently has a score of 125 ]
<NoMorePie> [ Next question in 20 seconds... ]
<Wave> ..
<mackattack> ...
<demeteloaf> ...
<Omni> Morning! :D
<Wave> no one told you to wake up
<Wave> :P
<mackattack> lol
<demeteloaf> go back to sleep :P
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#665 (2)
Posted by AngryMutantPenguin @ 2005-09-21 16:02:56
[15:55:00] [+jujimufu]: it's quite difficult.
[15:55:06] [+jujimufu]: but I can do one hell of tricks with 3 balls.

Coversations about juggling allow for all kinds of fun ^^
#385 (-2)
Posted by john @ 2005-01-02 00:41:49
<Smirnov> Wow Jaxalot nice gluing of those two messages, how about a timestamp
<Jaxalot> You can't HANDLE the timestamp.
#274 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:33
[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!