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#1365 (8)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-09-13 18:54:16
[19:44:29] <%SnoFox> I will donate to ChatSpike for w00t in a skirt and bra.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
#1397 (0)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-10-16 09:19:36
[21:08] * SHK licks Sanity. No
[21:08] <SHK> I'm good
[21:08] <SHK> Weekend!!!
[21:09] * Sanity gets wet.
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OOC FTW guys
#1550 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-08-29 19:03:14
<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.
#1304 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-01-31 02:36:40
#inspircd
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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Zombies 0_o
#394 (0)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2005-01-04 02:23:47
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P
#1483 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-16 06:29:56
<@wolfbot> hello2u has shot hello2u with a silver bullet!
<@wolfbot> hello2u was the werewolf!
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<@wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<@wolfbot> The game has ended.
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Yes, I did shoot myself to see what happened!
#32 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:44:53
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly
#938 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-10 04:12:41
[20:09] <Mahadeva> the future lies in snuff films :D
[20:09] <Mahadeva> you get people like LinkTetra and you shave off all their body hair
[20:10] <Mahadeva> lots of it and shit
[20:10] <Mahadeva> and you tape while you skin them alive
[20:10] <Mahadeva> then you sell the tape in a private rich guy auction
#1720 (4)
Posted by ed @ 2012-11-16 12:43:26
<Cj> you have my permission to use me
<Cj> for material
#506 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-28 19:16:44
<^MeM^|Away> you'll be a gibbering moron in no time craig.
<Beer> what do you mean in no time? ;p
<Olli> not much change there ;)
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Elyas> for the better, too