<w00t> Tatsyrup: i saw the funniest thing today
<w00t> this south african dude joined a chanel
<w00t> and was speaking with colours
<w00t> and someone goes 'hey, can we kill the colours please?"
<w00t> he quits
<mackattack> lawl
<w00t> and everyone's like
<w00t> LOL
<[BRC]Odin> lol

<WholeLottaPaigey> Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/chatspike/www/pages/stats/common.inc.php on line 132
<WholeLottaPaigey> OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
<Lucy> You divided by 0 didn't you?
<WholeLottaPaigey> possibly
<Lucy> If the universe blows up, I'm not cleaning it up.

(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill

[12:40] <Brik> w00t stop cybering Brain ! :(
[12:41] <w00t> lmao
[12:41] <Craig> wow, and i thought he was doing you..
[12:41] <w00t> that's the digital equivilant of "is it in yet" :(

<ScrubberDucky> Yo dawg, toss me a shizzle in my wizzle.. bro. Summa dat.. green in.. hee.

[07:55] * IWArapter masticates
[07:55] * memopad reminds that mastication is always a prerequisite to swallowing

[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao

[13:11] <BigD> no one talks to the Great BigD that way
[13:11] <BigD> :D
[13:11] * Rebs slaps C-R-Y-P-T around a bit with a large trout
[13:11] <Rebs> -.-
[13:11] <Jango> rofl
[13:11] <Jango> i do
[13:11] <Rebs> no1 talks to BigD at all if they can help it
[13:11] <Jango> lol
[13:11] <Togy> rofl
[13:11] <Elf> lol
[13:11] <Gardener> lol

<goose> you know Higurashi, you remind me of Aristeo somewhat. You're always around, always voicing, and always first to answer questions.
<goose> Of course, you haven't gone bat shit crazy, called the entire staff a bunch of blood eating succubi, and ragequit and then started a website on how much we all suck. So then again, I guess you don't remind me of Aristeo that much...

After an hour or so of quiet in #omnia, the silence is broken...

<@Nocturnal^Beans> Peng is a little teapot afaik
<@Ivy> I think you might be right
<@Pete> Mmm

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