<Ib3N> someone stole all my post-it's
<Ib3N> a officeworkers post-it's and pen is sacred
<Ib3N> you just dont screw around with your best mates girlfriend, and you just dont take a officeworkers pen and post-it's
<Ib3N> goddamit!
* Dr_Kev wonders if Ib3N's co-worker has stuck the post-its all over Ib3N's girlfriend with the words "Been here" and "Been there" written on it

[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)

OMFG Longest quote ever!

* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people

[20:19] <[BRC]Ingus> LO TAE HOW ARE YOU :P
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh

[13:11] <BigD> no one talks to the Great BigD that way
[13:11] <BigD> :D
[13:11] * Rebs slaps C-R-Y-P-T around a bit with a large trout
[13:11] <Rebs> -.-
[13:11] <Jango> rofl
[13:11] <Jango> i do
[13:11] <Rebs> no1 talks to BigD at all if they can help it
[13:11] <Jango> lol
[13:11] <Togy> rofl
[13:11] <Elf> lol
[13:11] <Gardener> lol

[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy

[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother

Majic - Apparently ChanServ truncates your globals. Infuriating. Anyway, continued from the one before last: --that games can be fun and still make the developer a fine penny. So here: http://piracyhere.com (I was shocked that there is already a torrent, too)

And thus ChatSpike continues to support piracy.

[18:15] <Avengeful> was like, um honey? ya...she freaked, bc it was squirting :p

<iChib> Want sleeeeeep.
* weedot offers iChib a sleeping pill
<iChib> Already got somethin' but it just ain't workin' yet. :<
<Kokoro> D:
<weedot> well, there's always the tranq dart >_>
* Kokoro gets the blowgun
<iChib> Ohhhh dear.
* Doc doesn't get in the queue to be blown
<iChib> Shields up! SHIELDS UP! D:
<Kokoro> Pupupu
<iChib> No, you.