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#263 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:10
[15:45] <Alpheous> quick, name a good old song!
[15:45] <Alpheous> :p
[15:45] <Avengeful> **** it i dont want you back you ***
[15:45] <Avengeful> Like a Virgin
[15:45] <Alpheous> thats your wife not a song
#655 (0)
Posted by aksel @ 2005-09-12 00:21:10
[01:19:34] <Karate|AFK> i never got weird email spam
[01:19:38] <Karate|AFK> till like...4 months ago?
[01:19:43] <Karate|AFK> and now everyone wants to enlarge my penis :/
#232 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-05 12:43:33
<Brain> you ever noticed how nearly all of the 'monster' stories involve 'spreading an infection'?
<SirOlli> yes, but I never cared
<Brain> like... zombies, you get bitten, you become one.... vampires, you get bitten, you become one...
<Brain> common pattern?
<Brain> :p
<VampireBrik> nope
<VampireBrik> :p
<SirOlli> werewolves
<Brain> warez wolves?
<SirOlli> even australians
<SirOlli> strange
<Brain> haha australians
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> they're dangerous :(
<SirOlli> yup
<VampireBrik> :o
<SirOlli> you get bitten...
<SirOlli> and so on
<SirOlli> ^^
<Brain> its like warewolves.... but they're triggered by XXXX instead of the full moon :/
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> one can of castlemaine is all it takes and you have a whole room full of aussies on your hands :/
* Australian has joined #chatspike
* Australian bites SirOlli
* Australian has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Is it july yet?)
<SirOlli> urgh
<SirOlli> argh
<SirOlli> G'd day, mates :)
<Brain> NOOOOO! :(
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#268 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:24
* kujoe is now known as G
* G is now known as G0D
* G0D has quit IRC ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by Azhrarn (Impersonating an oper!))
#489 (2)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-21 23:36:41
* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete
#549 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-05-07 14:41:51
<Craig> my deagle headshot was complete fluke too
<IWArapter> the one whilst camping?
<Craig> i wasn't camping
<Craig> but yeah
<IWArapter> no you were 'tacticly' crouched in a corner
#1788 (0)
Posted by SaberUK @ 2017-02-22 15:10:42
<mk> I swear people name things like C functions
<mk> http://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/atoll/
<mk> and they do it just to piss me off
#517 (0)
Posted by Pete @ 2005-04-14 21:45:01
<@Pete> Woo.. Go UK
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising

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For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p
#1591 (0)
Posted by flaxious @ 2011-04-11 21:12:32
00:04 <+LinDaa> do u know what isolated showers mean
00:04 <+LinDaa> does it mean its not going to rain
00:04 <+basket> it'll probably rain in some areas
00:04 <+LinDaa> thanks
[...]
00:06 <+InitHello> it means you won't be showering with other people of the same and opposite sex and/or gender
00:06 <+LinDaa> lol InitHello