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#1458 (2)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-23 01:01:47
<+bluaki> anyways, I think Arceus is like the ugliest legendary pokemon
<+Cathartis> it looks like a SPACE LLAMA!!!
<+Cathartis> the result of an earth llama having sex with a communications satellite

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So true.
#957 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-27 02:40:25
<Dr_Kev> when you going to settle down with a wife and 10 kids on your farm DM ;)
<mermy> i dont think elyas plans to have kids
<mermy> just a feeling...
<Dr_Kev> sure he is... thats what the farm is going to be
<Dr_Kev> farming kids
<Elyas> ha ha ha that's so funny except I have been playing a game that's a farm simulation
<Dr_Kev> whats that one?
<Mahadeva> sim inbred
<Elyas> harvest moon
<Elyas> ;o
<Elyas> can't farm kids but
<Elyas> can marry 3(!) girls
<Dr_Kev> at the same time? o_O
<Elyas> yeah
<Dr_Kev> interesting
<Elyas> gj for games promoting monogamy
<Elyas> it's t rated too ;o
<Dr_Kev> t?
<Elyas> possibly even e
<Elyas> teen
<Elyas> e(veryone)
<Elyas> ;o
<Dr_Kev> probably written by the mormons
* Dr_Kev hides from karate
#150 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:55:17
[19:54] * Craig is now known as FrostyCoolSlut
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> crap
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> TYPO!
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> :/
[19:54] <ViviAway> :o
#508 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-04-02 22:43:43
[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS
#1645 (4)
Posted by pigeon_of_doom @ 2011-08-21 05:55:40
* ~Kumi looks sideways at Zooey
<~Kumi> You go for the arms
<~Kumi> I'll get the legs
<+pigeon_of_doom> Where, do you WANT to be castrated? I'd run. NOW.
<~Kumi> We'll have him yet.
<@Duck> o.o;
#1329 (25)
Posted by chaz @ 2009-08-16 14:45:13
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
#324 (-2)
Posted by Fin @ 2004-11-22 20:52:06
--> Vivi ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<@Beer> wb vivi
<Vivi> tyvm =)
[...]
<+Herbstwind> acronyms are so cewl
#878 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-09 20:14:16
<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!
#1298 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-07 02:10:32
(03:05:51) <Cyber_Akuma> Man, I remember my Windows 95 days playing a lot of dos games
(03:05:54) <CyberBotX> Yay CGA!
(03:06:05) <Cyber_Akuma> having to choose my video hardware and sound hardware wevery time I started some games
(03:06:17) <Cyber_Akuma> I loved Stunts
(03:06:18) <Cyber_Akuma> XD
(03:06:41) <Majic> I played on the Macintosh.
(03:06:45) <Majic> Lemmings bitches.
(03:06:48) <Majic> LEMMINGS.
#770 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-19 00:35:26
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> insane, insane in the mem-Brain :P#
[00:32] <w00t> I resemble that remark!
[00:32] * LaptopBrain sings
[00:32] <w00t> erm
[00:32] <w00t> I resent that remark!
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> yes you do