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#807 (0)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 05:11:04
<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
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#287 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-04 19:58:28
<ScrollLock> hmm, Ib is really taking the lead in the opers poll :)
<{-_-}> 1-0 is a lead?
<Ib> hehe
<Ib> amusing ;)
<cab86> yes, according to the electoral college :P
<{-_-}> oh no
<ScrollLock> 6 votes vs 4 is the closest compeditor
<{-_-}> not another presidential election discussion
<cab86> no
<cab86> this is oper election poll
<cab86> :P
<{-_-}> same crap... different name ;p
#1173 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-16 01:28:19
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
#1690 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-28 15:33:49
[15:29:22] * vtgtgtgt ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:29:42] <vtgtgtgt> hey
[15:29:51] <vtgtgtgt> is this the elements forum?
[15:30:22] <titsos> nossa nossa
[15:30:26] <titsos> assim voce me mata
[15:30:29] <titsos> ai se eu te pego
[15:30:31] <titsos> :p
[15:30:49] <vtgtgtgt> who is this fag
[15:32:07] <vtgtgtgt> chupame cabea
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#34 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:16
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#1058 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-09 05:01:09
[21:00] <Odin> wtf my dad is buying penis enlargment pills in my name, so i threw them out
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
#1523 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2010-06-17 18:07:14
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<weedot> FFFFFF
<weedot> FFFF
<weedot> FFFFF
<weedot> FFFUUUU
<weedot> UUUUUU
<Doc> I will cut you
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<Doc> Higurashi, can you do that for the World Cup matches, too? Please? :)
<Higurashi> I wish I could, Doc. I wish I could..
<weedot> raeg
#928 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-03 15:01:16
<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first