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#1028 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-11-25 21:35:47
[21:35] <olene> so xptek, i want to have your babies
[21:35] <olene> etc
[21:35] * xptek crawls inside olene's vagina
[21:35] <olene> etc
#1732 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 14:26:10
just another day in irc-town

[15:17:19] <SpeedWacer> Good morning!
[15:18:26] <SpeedWacer> Putting my skincare products in the fridge was the best thing I ever did
[15:18:30] <SpeedWacer> So refreshing <3
[15:19:31] * HeufyDroid mews and watches from his kitteh corner
[15:19:48] <Katze> I just had a cup of tea and now I feel like I need a nap
[15:19:49] <Katze> D:
[15:20:10] <HeufyDroid> Kitteh nap
[15:21:05] * Olli slathers Speedy with ice cream
[15:21:37] <HeufyDroid> Ohmy
[15:21:50] <SpeedWacer> Are you going to lick it off?
[15:21:57] <SpeedWacer> Speedy why did you say that
[15:22:01] <Olli> oh my.
[15:22:03] <Olli> :D
[15:22:26] <HeufyDroid> So you're creaming her is what you're saying? :P
[15:23:17] <Olli> ...
[15:23:21] * Olli hides in a corner
[15:23:49] * Katze patpats HeufyDroid
[15:23:53] <Katze> ^.^
[15:23:57] <SpeedWacer> I'm so sorry
[15:24:08] <Olli> you're not!
[15:24:15] * HeufyDroid purrs
[15:24:30] <SpeedWacer> :>
[15:24:54] <HeufyDroid> You're lucky quoting on my phone is a pain :P
#1396 (2)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2009-10-14 03:10:56
<Sanity> Now I'm wet.
<Sanity> Er.
<Sanity> Not in a good way.
#1573 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-23 14:01:49
[22:25] <doll_licca> Okay. Now we need the word. :)
[22:25] <ElderKain> oh have you heard?
[22:26] <doll_licca> Hmm?
[22:26] <ElderKain> The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word!
[22:26] <ElderKain> lol
[22:26] <doll_licca> Eh?
[22:26] * doll_licca is completely confused

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[23:20] <ElderKain> Episode 44 of Sara is brought to you by a 4-letter word begining with M (****)
#1787 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2016-01-12 22:32:06
[18:26:28] * You have been disconnected, please type /server irc.chatspike.net to reconnect.
[18:26:35] * You have been disconnected, please type /server irc.chatspike.net to reconnect.
[18:27:03] -!- You has changed nicknames to Kross
[18:27:08] * Duck has quit: [ChatSpike] So long, and thanks for all the fish!
[18:27:37] * Duck has joined #chatspike
[18:27:43] * Duck receives mode +h from ChanServ
[18:27:47] (Duck) Kross, I hate you.
[18:27:52] (Kross) :o
[18:30:16] (Y) Now kith.
#50 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:46
[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet
#845 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-16 03:09:47
* Majic wants a tranny.
(@ed) lol
* [BRC]Odin quotes
--- ed is now known as [TRANNY]ed
(@tomandy) its called #thailand
(+Majic) ahaha
* Majic loves ed.
#59 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:52
[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower
#171 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:51
[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol
#1471 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-04 20:46:15
<Sacho> that was mean, grapey
<Sacho> look what you did :(
<%grapey> whatEVER
<hello2u> you spilled mean all over my toast :o
<%grapey> good
<hello2u> D:
<hello2u> good thing I wasn't eating the toast
* hello2u OMNOMNOM's the pancakes
<hello2u> OMNOMNOM
<%Arsenic> there are no pancakes
* hello2u gags
<hello2u> these pancakes have Arsenic in them!!!
<+Olli> better than the other way round