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#1067 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-01-17 23:37:03

<Ib> I had nightmares about when the first time I heard a womans vagina rips open when giving birth
<KHASN> ooookay
<KHASN> TMI
<Brik> just in time for the fun, KHASN
<Ib> actually, my girlfriend told me, and I didnt belive her, so I called my mom to check if it was true..
<Karate> lol
<Ib> she got annoyed with me, caus I didnt already know

... #ChatSpike is full of such amazingly intellectual conversations on a range of subjects...
#1114 (5)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-04-25 20:04:43
[21:03] <Stalker> No one else is stupid enough to become homo sapiens.
#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ��! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) ��(+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) ��(+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) ��(+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) ��(@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) ��(+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) ��(@ol) cool
(17:41:05) ��(+Angelic_Devil) ;)
#538 (0)
Posted by Killertv @ 2005-12-22 18:17:57
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) What do you need a penis for?
[6:14] ! @Khimaera doesn't
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) yes you do khim :P
[6:14] @(Khimaera) Well I suppose I could use one to attack people with
#1390 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-08 20:29:24
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

...
I laugh at my own stupidity.
#249 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:37
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
#1682 (-3)
Posted by href @ 2012-03-20 22:32:18
stitch.chatspike.net: No nick changes are allowed for 60 seconds because there have been more than 2 nick changes in 5 seconds.
#862 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-31 13:18:53
<Om> Blergh.
<Om> Just, blergh.
<Om> Anyone here know more about C++ iostreams than I do?
<Om> Someone please say yes
<Om> Because I really can't see how to do this without either global vars, or redefining every operator<<
<Om> oooh
<Om> OOOH
* w00t watches Om orgasm
<Om> :<
#136 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:43
[23:20] * @Craig jumps on BR and gives him a kiss too :p
[23:21] <+Gav> :O
[23:21] <+Gav> see, i can turn straight men gay with 1 kiss :p
#1721 (3)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2012-11-18 09:44:05
<+where> Pfft.
<+Kestrel> ^ love. always have, always will.

The cat's out of the bag. ;)