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#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#498 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-23 14:49:29
(14:49:05)(+jujimufu) ung: ok. But windoze is the game with the most bugs I've ever played. And I finished it quickly enough.
(14:50:06)(%Ungweliante) Sure it has bugs. So what? So have fields of grass during summertime, and it's still not a reason to not to have a picnic on them.
#1479 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-11 05:07:34
<~Adremelech> goose, im installing ubuntu on my desktop
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!
#245 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:31
<ol> if you want to talk about something that we may consider unsuitable, make your own channel
<ol> #pygmy_rape probably isn't registered, for example
#1138 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-06-30 09:52:39
[Sat,1:50:16a] <Karate> btw Majic|Irssi, women have eggs
[Sat,1:50:28a] <Karate> ur mom has eggs, they are probably rotten by now though
[Sat,1:51:23a] <Majic|Irssi> No, we just got some. :>
[Sat,1:51:30a] <Majic|Irssi> I made boiled eggs yesterday. :D
[Sat,1:51:33a] <Karate> u eat human eggs?
[Sat,1:51:37a] <Majic|Irssi> Oh wait...what were we taling about? 0.o
[Sat,1:51:38a] <naiSt> eeeeew
[Sat,1:51:43a] <Majic|Irssi> AHH!
[Sat,1:51:44a] * Majic|Irssi hides
#1508 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-03-13 21:34:51
21:30.28 ( &Mark ) Edward just dumped Bella :'(
21:30.35 )) &Mark holds onto Kata
21:30.43 ( ~Kata ) >_>
21:30.56 ( &Higurashi ) Surpriiiise
21:31.09 ( ~Kata ) Sometimes I wonder if you're a girl PRETENDING to be a guy.
21:31.15 ( %Kumi ) it's okay, she's got Jacob
21:31.47 ( &Mark ) Kumi, He takes his top off soon :3
21:32.00 ( ~Kata ) See what I mean?
21:32.02 ( %Kumi ) I think Kata's right
21:32.03 ( &Higurashi ) He's a girl in a guy body.
21:32.06 ( &Mark ) lol
#1647 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-08-21 14:40:53
<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is
#942 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-10 11:07:06
<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
#322 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 20:13:38
<DM|shwr> give me vowels or give me death
<Togy> meh, you've got bowels, thats close enough
* SirOlli gvs DM lt f dth
<DM|shwr> :D
<Ib> ..
<Ib> on the bottle SirOlli ?
* DM|shwr pks b n th stmch
<SirOlli> I tried to give him a lot of death without any vowels ;)
<SirOlli> lol
* DM|shwr wvs nd lvs fr th shwr
<DM|shwr> shld wrt scrpt bt ths