[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question

[11:36:34] <TwoTonSparrow> I wonder how disappointed Majic was, when he was offered Granny Smith and found out it just was an apple.
[11:36:43] * TwoTonSparrow is now known as Olli
[11:36:43] <+Majic> 0.o
[11:36:47] <+Majic> omg...
[11:36:49] <+Majic> YOU!
[11:37:56] <+Majic> My keyboard is all greasy....brb

<Stormscape> I will do the German dance for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la. I hope you will enjoy my dance. Fiddly-ai Fiddly-ai-ay!
* Stormscape dances
<w00t> O_O
<w00t> that's gayer than... uhm
<w00t> sesame street crossed with hi5.
<Stormscape> NOTHING
<Stormscape> is gayer
<Stormscape> then that
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<Stormscape> not even Richard simmons
* Stormscape has 64 hours of Haus Music
<[BRC]Odin> wait what about Richard simmons living with the gay guys on sesame street, bert adn ernie
<Stormscape> :o
<Stormscape> that is the gayest thing on Earth
<w00t> THATS SO GAY :(
* w00t turns gay just thinking about it
<[BRC]Odin> lol
* w00t sidles over to Craig
<w00t> _
<Stormscape> LOL
* [BRC]Odin stays away from w00t
* w00t grabs Craig's joystick and runs

*w00t molests ol
(+RefereeBot) Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
(+RefereeBot) Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
(+RefereeBot) Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
(+RefereeBot) Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
(+RefereeBot) Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
(+RefereeBot) Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
(+RefereeBot) Overall rating: 22/100
(@w00t) oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
(@Jango) <RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20 <-- rofl
- (w00t)([email protected]) has quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))

-Global- From Brain: WARNING!!! DO NOT LET DR_KEV EXAMINE YOUR PENIS! HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR AND YOU CANT DIAGNOSE HERPES BY NOSE LENGTH!

Ten seconds later in #nintendo...

<digipen89> anyone else get the global message?

06:43 <CyberBotX> I get this feeling that ARiKA would melt into nothingness if we took away his ability to use 'lol'. :P
06:44 <ARiKA> ok, I will cease saying lol
06:44 <CyberBotX> But you just said it!
06:44 <ARiKA> I said that I would cease saying lol, but I didn't!
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> BACON: taboo taboo
06:44 <ARiKA> hahahhah
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> :)
06:44 <CyberBotX> >:P
06:45 <ARiKA> lol is a cool name for a blog
06:45 <ARiKA> it would be then a blol
06:46 <ARiKA> bah mine has better name...

[12:08] <Vivi> \o/
[12:08] * Vivi gets gangbanged

04:50:37 <FallingUp> Oh, good morning, Olli.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.

--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol

[20:16] <Stalker> So anything non-boring going on ?
[22:19] <Stalker> That about answers my question I guess. :)