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#1629 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-07-08 15:23:22
<pigeon_of_doom> If it was for wear she'd be wearing less clothes.
<pigeon_of_doom> *where

#1316 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-06-09 11:32:50
(12:23:53) <%grapey> wow, alchemist henning james huh? lolol
(12:24:01) <%Majic> THAT IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
(12:24:07) <+Alchemist> Yes it is
(12:24:11) <%Majic> That is like... a left-middle and a right-middle name. :p
(12:24:15) <+SootyGirl> nobody could possibly guess *MY* middle name!
(12:24:17) <+Alchemist> its a dual name
(12:24:20) <%Majic> Fred.
(12:24:28) <+Alchemist> Susan
(12:24:36) <%Majic> Jehosephat
(12:24:42) <%grapey> i bet i could sooty :p
(12:24:43) <+Alchemist> Malaki
(12:24:47) <%Majic> Tarzan
(12:24:52) <+Alchemist> Nokia
(12:25:03) <%Majic> Cingular
(12:25:09) <+Alchemist> Bernard
(12:25:11) <%Majic> Parking Ticket
(12:25:18) <%Majic> ^ Dual name
#1401 (0)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:36:15
[00:25:54] <+Dele> butters, we talked about hardness
[00:26:00] <+Higurashi> Hrm.
[00:26:01] <+Dele> I have also always been a bit picky
[00:26:04] <butters> hardness is vastly overrated
#1206 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2007-11-14 16:33:49
[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
#218 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:46
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
#851 (1)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 14:58:54
[14:39:21] * puppy rapes Excal|WoW
[14:40:33] * Yami ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[14:44:55] * Methakos ([email protected]) has joined #darkgalaxy
[14:48:32] <Excal|WoW> > . <
[14:50:01] * Methakos ([email protected]) has left #darkgalaxy
[14:53:24] * Excal|WoW is now known as Excal|doctors
#202 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:10:57
[21:35] <Crypt> i've resisted tasting my own love juice
[21:35] <Crypt> cause if i like it does that mean im gay?

What do you think??
#1780 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-26 18:46:47
<islam_the_allah> why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?
<%FallingUp> "why is every movie shown in Iraq is from america?" <-- Because it's no fun watching sand dunes explode.
#1036 (-1)
Posted by DarkRuler @ 2006-12-10 01:48:43
<Vanya> let`s do it in public
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
#1119 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-05-05 22:13:31
[22:11] <Brain> hmm
[22:11] <Brain> i wonder, if you search wikipedia for smegma do you get pictures
[22:11] * w00t tries
[22:11] * Brain taps fingers
[22:11] <Brain> i knew someone would
[22:11] <Brain> poor w00t
[22:11] <w00t> waaaah
[22:11] <Brain> :>
[22:11] <w00t> waaaaaaah
[22:11] <ol> wtf
[22:12] <Brain> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:12] <w00t> nooo
[22:12] <w00t> which
[22:12] <w00t> sick
[22:12] <Brain> you have no idea how loud i just laughed
[22:12] <w00t> bastard
[22:12] <w00t> photographed
[22:12] <w00t> their
[22:12] <w00t> dick
[22:12] <w00t> and
[22:12] <w00t> put
[22:12] <w00t> it
[22:12] <w00t> on
[22:12] <w00t> wikipedia!
[22:12] <Sporks> rumour has it wikipedia is cool in general. :)
[22:12] <ol> lol
[22:12] <w00t> THAT IS FUCKED UP