[23:20] * @Craig jumps on BR and gives him a kiss too :p
[23:21] <+Gav> :O
[23:21] <+Gav> see, i can turn straight men gay with 1 kiss :p

<Mahadeva> a manicure 9is really just a handjob
<@ol> what part of a handjob involves scissors?

* Om sets mode +spam w00t
(w00t) :O .O. O:
(w00t) :o o:
(w00t) :O O:
(Om) :o o:
* w00t prods Om with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Blue-water with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Surfer with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Lolya with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t stabs w00t with a random monkey
* w00t sabers w00t with a menacing set of AOL discs
* Om wallops w00t continuously with a wet and mouldy Emerald-spotted Wood Dove
* w00t obliterates w00t with a moronic PHPv2 script
* w00t kung-fu's w00t with a dessicated Windows ME user guide
* Om baseball-bats w00t a few times with a slimy Common Zebra
* Om murders w00t many times against a bloody, disgusting Brown Surgeonfish

<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

...

<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.

<mib_dx50kg> where you from.?
<~hello2u> teh internets
<~hello2u> lol the US
<mib_dx50kg> okay then....
<mib_dx50kg> your not from hawaii.?

12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/

fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p

00:20:11 * cluekitty glomps SnoFox
00:20:29 <+SnoFox> What part of don't <verb> me don't you get? -.-
00:21:33 * cluekitty accidentally SnoFox
00:21:41 <+SnoFox> -.-

<Tarwen> 75. Another name for guardian angels is?
<Tarwen> Grammatically incorrect!
<Tarwen> wait
<Tarwen> My mistake
* Tarwen shoots self
<LaptopExcal> How so? :P
* Tarwen has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: *bang*)

[20:42] <ZaC_SoLiT> !list
[20:44] <ZaC_SoLiT> !op
[20:45] <ol> !dream
[20:45] <ol> !on
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !dream
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !on
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !help
[20:46] <ol> !ask a question
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask op
[20:49] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask command
[20:49] <Elyas> !fuck you

<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)