<Chad> Honestly, how do you manage to feed yourself?
<Chad> ):
<SWYW|Food> With a fiddle and a tin cup.

<Ib> I had nightmares about when the first time I heard a womans vagina rips open when giving birth
<KHASN> ooookay
<KHASN> TMI
<Brik> just in time for the fun, KHASN
<Ib> actually, my girlfriend told me, and I didnt belive her, so I called my mom to check if it was true..
<Karate> lol
<Ib> she got annoyed with me, caus I didnt already know

... #ChatSpike is full of such amazingly intellectual conversations on a range of subjects...

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[23:23] <Zedd> I'm on Scan's back to finish off his bits


quoted out of context for all's enjoyment

[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?

<Archy`> apparently when i was drunk at a mates 18th i kissed his mother
<Archy`> though i really can't remember that happening
<Olli> guy richie's mother?
<Archy`> and it's so not like me
<Archy`> i wish. from what i remember she looks like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory
<Archy`> only reason i can see why i done it was as a dare
<Archy`> or just because i was blind drunk *shrugs*
<Archy`> hence why i never get drunk anymore :P
<Archy`> well, blind drunk atleast
<Archy`> aaaand on that note, lets pretend i never said any of the above lines
<Olli> ok, now you've done it

pretend whatever you wish, mate ;)

[22:45:12]<Majic|Homework> [Now Playing]: "Higher Power" by Boston at 320 kbps.
[22:45:42]<cracklemonkey> gttt
[22:45:44]<cracklemonkey> grrrr*
[22:45:51]<cracklemonkey> vlc keeps crashing on me when I try to open a file
[22:46:45]<Majic|Homework> ahahah
[22:46:53]<Majic|Homework> file/pr0n
[22:47:01]<cracklemonkey> Like I said
[22:47:02]<cracklemonkey> I'm busy
[22:47:12]<Majic|Homework> Finding a tube sock?
[22:47:25]<cracklemonkey> No
[22:47:28]<cracklemonkey> A good player
[22:47:31]<cracklemonkey> Already have the sock

<tomandy> heres a tip for studying
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...

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<xevix> obiwan kenobi
<xevix> obi-wan kenobi
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<xevix> mace windu
<xevix> damnit
<xevix> i went to the bathroom for 5 minutes XD
<Brain> hahaha
<Brain> that'll teach you to go to the bathroom
<Brain> :P
<xevix> you're never around to fix questions, but you're always here to laugh at me =p

<cobraR478> w00t
<cobraR478> i won
<Avengeful> hehehe
<grapey> told me what you were doing?
<Avengeful> racing me at masturbation
<grapey> um
<Avengeful> on webcam
<SirOlli> LOL
<Avengeful> he won though :(
<grapey> oy
<grapey> ya big tease
<cobraR478> i pwned him
<Avengeful> O:)
<Avengeful> LMAO
<Avengeful> ya he squirted all over the cam
<Avengeful> i was like DAMN! i was almost there too
<Avengeful> he had porn though, i only had a victorias secret catelog
<cobraR478> i take that crap seriously
<Avengeful> ya he ruled, damn
<grapey> you know i would love to put that up as a quote on chatspike but i'll refrain :p
<SirOlli> I think i will
<cobraR478> ill do it of you dont