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#894 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-17 08:43:21
[08:41:15] <+Majic> I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld, I'm made of plastic, it's so fantastic, you can comb my hair, and touch me anywhere!"
#847 (5)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 00:35:54
#soapspike

[00:31:25] <Karate> shall i continue? :p
[00:32:37] <ed> yes
[00:32:38] <ed> :D
[00:32:57] <Karate> lol too bad, i dont wanna :p
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[00:33:52] * ed inserts a coin into rateh's slot
[00:33:56] <ed> continue dammit!
[00:33:57] <ed> ;p
[00:34:00] * Karate doesnt have a slot :p
#1623 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-28 14:30:42
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> life?
[6:28am] <SleepyFreak> whats that?
[6:28am] <Sporks> It's a bowl of cereal!
#1260 (-1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-06-04 19:50:17
#inspircd
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<Brain> i might leave the C# end of it to someone who knows better like frosty
<Brain> and then just do the C++ end myself
<IronLegend> :P
* Coyote ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
<jackmcbarn> Brain: but frosty hasn't done any developing for months
<jackmcbarn> :p
<Brain> he just needs the right motivation
<Brain> cattleprod type.
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#825 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2006-07-07 17:08:27
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp06.html
(@Brain) hahaha
(@Brain) Disk Drive Capacity: 39.6 million 36-bit words (= 178MB) formatted.
(@Brain) Peak Transfer Rate: 5.6 microseconds/Word
(@Brain) and the things the size of a washer dryer
(@Brain) hmm
(@Brain) never mind that, i want one of these
(@Brain) http://www.columbia.edu/acis/history/rp04.html
(@Brain) :D
(@Om) Hm
(@Om) Also the heads were relatively massive, and rapidly seeking heads caused considerable vibration, and sometimes even made the drives "walk" across the floor.
(@Brain) hahahaha
(@Brain) "AGHHH HELP IM BEING CHASED BY AN RP06!!!"
(@Brain) tech comes running down the corridor with a mutant evil washer-dryer-disk-drive from hell chasing him at running speed
(+Southen) lol

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#inspircd - we do code occasionally...honest
#1738 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2013-05-12 15:02:53
* ShadowBear flips Duck
(where) So you flipped the bird?
(ShadowBear) yes
(Olli) that was a fowl gesture.
#768 (-15)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-04-17 23:11:22
<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN
#913 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-23 05:50:25
[05:38:25] <omfg> ....
[05:40:05] <Majic> periodperiodperiodperiod
[05:40:31] <omfg> your time of the month?
[05:41:05] <Majic> oh yeah...
[05:41:13] <Majic> I'm getting blood everywhere...
[05:41:47] * Majic is an emo that doesn't need to cum himself
[05:41:51] <Majic> 0.o
#1594 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-17 04:23:49
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question