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#529 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-24 14:33:33
(@Pete|WoW) Heh, I just noticed that all my ICT courseworks screenshots have my WoW window minimised at the bottom in them, and Winamp playing songs with unsuitable names...
(@Om) hehe
(@Pete|WoW) How did I fail to notice that? :/
*Pete|WoW goes to edit them...
(@Pete|WoW) Ahh... and one screenshot shows the minimised window: D:\Pete\fucking-coursewor...
(%KillerTV) lol
(@Pete|WoW) Damn my creative directory naming.
#42 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:21
[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother
#711 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-12-19 09:04:34
[19:00] * w00t[afk] dies
[19:01] <Dr_Kev> omg
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> I was about to say:
[19:02] * Dr_Kev undies w00t
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> then realised what it actually said heh
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> hah
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> being australian owns
#1383 (3)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-04 19:41:00
<%goose> I'm your biggest fan
<+Twilight-> FIX LOVESERV
<%goose> can I have your autograph?
<+Twilight-> goose.
<+Twilight-> can i have your autograph?
<%Higurashi> Well, okay.
* %Higurashi signs on goose's back
<%goose> sign my moobs too? :>
<%Higurashi> Oh gawd..
<%Higurashi> This'll take discipline.
<%goose> I SHAVED THEM FOR YOU
<+Lizzy> 0_0
* %Higurashi signs goose's moobs while trying to stay as far away as possible
<%goose> HIGURASHI SIGNED MY MAN BOOBS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+Lone|CIN14|BUTTS7> ok
* %goose runs around topless
#587 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-04-08 18:42:07
* Avengeful officially and publicly apologizes to olli for being a dumbass

<Avengeful> Olli wants everyone to know that the Ave is a dumbarse and that the Ave apologizes publicly for his dumbarseness thank you and have a nice day
#489 (2)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-21 23:36:41
* @Om-Away goes off to bed with Pete
#218 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:46
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
#735 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-02-11 02:04:59
* Twitchessis ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Twitchessis> back my comp shut off
<Twitchessis> hey
<Twitchessis> again
<w00t> lo
<Karate|AFK> liar
<Twitchessis> what??
<Twitchessis> who me??
<Karate|AFK> yes
<Karate|AFK> ur not back!
<Twitchessis> y
<Twitchessis> yes i am
<Karate|AFK> ur a talking ghost!
<Heutink> no we can;t read your sentences
<Twitchessis> what do u mean??
<Karate|AFK> we cant see u, or read anything u write!
<Twitchessis> what
<Heutink> it is really weird :/
<Twitchessis> hold on
<Twitchessis> wait r u messing with me??
#137 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:54
[11:58] FrostyCoolSlug: your users love you :p
[11:58] Zedd: i know, i love me too
#697 (-2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-05 18:04:46
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more