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#1432 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-11-25 01:13:00
[02:00:33] <Fightgarr> My next D&D campaign involves T-Rexes with herpes and is titled Dinosores.
#614 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-21 07:18:38
[16:21:56] <+demeteloaf> :(
[16:22:00] <+w00t> HOLY HELL, DEMETE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN AWAY MESSAGE!
#371 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-17 21:48:20
<Togy> mines about 7 inches
#1456 (2)
Posted by Xhu @ 2009-12-21 23:39:14
<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

...

<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.
#763 (2)
Posted by mackattack @ 2006-04-16 06:42:17
<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes
#72 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:54
<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze
#509 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-03 17:39:42
* Avengeful lubs da ladies legs
<SirOlli> does your lady know that?
* Avengeful hides
* SirOlli finds Avengeful
<SirOlli> hooray! I got me self a little green guy :D
<Avengeful> :O
<Elf> olli's gone irish O_o
* SirOlli puts it on a shelf
* SirOlli listens to "The Night Pat Murphy Died"
<coco> are you gonna start dancing a jig soon? :p
* SirOlli dances a jig for coco
<Blue> dancing?
<Blue> mmmmm
* coco claps...very good
<Avengeful> :O
* SirOlli dances with Avengeful
* coco takes pics
<coco> 0:)
<SirOlli> could you make me a poster of the one where I throw him up in the air?
<Blue> lol
<Avengeful> :O
<SirOlli> ave, you look so cute in that scarlet top and that lime green miniskirt :D
<coco> sure ...i hope he had on panties under that skirt tho o_O
<SirOlli> thong.
<coco> lol
<Avengeful> my stepchildren hurt just thinking abt that
* coco giggles
<SirOlli> LMAO
#447 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-02-02 23:40:33
[23:35] <-- Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: <Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq <Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq. <Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky, <Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty, <Esk|out> North Korea is too risky, <Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.)
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#1130 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-27 02:33:36
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* fuck-off was kicked by dexter.chatspike.net (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))
<Excal> kthx
<JMM> .