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#680 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-10-12 13:48:00
[22:46:47] <@Ib3N> cocks
[22:46:49] <@Om> I used to own that
[22:46:49] <@Om> :p
#302 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-14 14:44:17
<Archy`> Thanks Brain for the greeting!
<basket> Thanks Brain for the network!
--> shaga2 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Brain> thanks archy for the script! :p
--> mcguyver ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<ZatH> thanks brain for last night!
<basket> :O
<Archy`> :p
<ScrollLock> lol
<Brain> rofl
<VampireBrik> lol
<basket> poor Brain
--- Archy` gives voice to mcguyver shaga2
<basket> wait till Elphaba finds out :p
#1073 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-23 23:56:08
[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
==
I hope all your donations to www.chatspike.net pay for their therapy. :)
#1620 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:00:02
*LordEfreak* sleep Havvy
*wolfbot* You slept with them.

<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of LORDEFREAK!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
<Scarth> He died as he lived.
<Legacy> in the arms of a very hairy man?
<Nat> indeed
#1081 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2007-02-11 17:07:52
<Beer> heh.. boots are starting to sell viagra over the counter on feb 14th
<Dune> no way
<Beer> aye
<Dune> that one is worth a global
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> only in 3 stores in manchester to start with though
<Beer> then at 50 i don't think it'll be a best seller ;)
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: Living in Manchester? Boots is selling Viagra over the counter for 50 as of the 14th of Feb.. If you can't get it up, boots it!
<Beer> yay being able to get it free if i like ;)
<w00t> yay for not needing it
<FrostyCoolSlug> ditto ;D
<w00t> :D
<Dune> im not in need of it either
<Beer> i'd prefer to get free lube... stop having "i'm getting sore" as a complaint :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not entirely sure how to respond to that...
<Beer> lmao
<w00t> "stop using sandpaper condoms, silly Beer"?
<Beer> "made for the sadist within" :p

Standard day in #opers :D
#1412 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-10-23 13:01:23
10/23@12:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/23@12:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)
#1482 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-15 17:17:10
<Mayaku> waddup crackaz
* hello2u munches on crackers
<hello2u> they're good!
#471 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-02-21 12:46:03
<-- Craig has quit ([dexter.chatspike.net] Local kill by Beer (arse :p))
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
<-- FCS has quit ([CS] Quit: ...)
--> FCS ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#309 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2004-11-16 20:16:22
* SirOlli takes out the nine-tailed-cat with the thorns
* Togy strips

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