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#1209 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-11-20 00:19:46
[20:09] <Magnus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ Yay
[20:13] <Aki> haha
[20:13] <Aki> This is an entertaining song solely for it's absurdity. Man sure loves his peaches.
[20:13] <Aki> ^_^
[20:14] <Magnus> So do Ninjas, apparently.
[20:15] <Aki> hehe
[20:15] <Aki> Ninjas love peaches because they can't get them in Japan.
[20:16] <Aki> For the Pirates stole all the peach trees.
[20:16] <Aki> Thus sparking the age old Pirate-Ninja conflict.
[20:16] <Magnus> Exactly.
[20:16] <TT> indeed....
[20:16] <TT> seriously, i think that's what happened....
[20:16] <Aki> This, also, is why Ninjas are sneaky. To steal back peaches.
[20:17] <TT> holy fuck it's true o_O
[20:18] <Aki> ^_^
#1442 (1)
Posted by CootieMonster @ 2009-12-14 02:02:39
[17:49] <+Cartis^> !8ball should I go sleep?
[17:50] <@Bidoof> No, but are you single?
[17:50] <+Cartis^> ...
[17:50] <+Cartis^> !
[17:50] <+dz> haha
[17:50] <+Puppeteer_Putin> AHAHA
[17:50] <@Duck> lmao
#923 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-14 04:18:18
[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock
#1722 (3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-11-21 15:41:58
<Lowlife> <Doc> yes, I want you to lip lock with others. especially ed and titsos :-) << what if I prefer to lock lips with another person?
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> this is my fantasy, man :p
<Lowlife> oh great
<Lowlife> the first person to ever phantasize about me is a blind man
<Lowlife> >.<
<Lowlife> how flattering
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> lmao
<Lowlife> I should quote that
#713 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-12-25 21:55:13
<Ollike> I got a date tomorrow *blush*
<HighWater> omg, you finally admitted to being ghey? :o
<Ollike> it's with a very nice girl ;p
<Brik> lol
<HighWater> is she cute?
<Ollike> hm
<Ollike> hell yeah ;)
<HighWater> pictures?
<Brik> maybe he got some after tomorrow :p
<Ollike> ^^
<Ollike> remind me
<Brik> will do
<HighWater> nekkid pics, mkay!
<Ollike> I'll tell her the dutchie told me to
<Brik> in bikini for me then
<HighWater> no... no... don't... she'll know it was me :(
#810 (4)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-06-09 17:18:19
<Elyas> What about his nuts? O_o
<SirOlli> they're...nuts
<Boo> they do tricks ;-pp
<Brain> what tricks do my nuts do babe
<Boo> hehehe
<Elyas> we.don't.really.want.to.know.please.
<SirOlli> I do! I do! Do tell!
<Brain> lol
<Brain> nuts, fetch!
* Brain throws a stick
* Elf has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Elf
<SirOlli> elf, have you come to fetch something? :)
<Elf> yes
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#630 (2)
Posted by Patrick @ 2005-08-09 15:45:41
[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true
#1180 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-09-13 05:17:24
[05:12:58] <Riv_Griffen> lol, a chick could sneeze near me and I'd prob cum :P

*would pay to see that*
#943 (2)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 16:50:11
<w00t> I love my mother, but not in the same way I love you, Bricker[Sleeping]

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