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#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.
#1049 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-07 18:55:40
[19:51:59] * Elf 's is full of shite
[19:52:12] <Elf> random pimp pictures
[19:52:18] <Elf> etc
[19:52:34] <Karate> . . .
[19:52:48] <Elf> yus babe?
[19:53:16] <Karate> u talkin bout hte halloween pics right? :p
[19:53:29] <Elf> no
[19:53:33] <Elf> was x-mas :P
[19:53:40] <Elf> i was a festive pimp
[19:54:07] <Karate> O.o
[19:54:14] <Beer> with your ho ho ho's?
#1624 (7)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-06-28 20:10:03
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, I maintain that I did not particularly approve of the dominatrix pictures, just that it made me want to squirt Lucy Lawless.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.
#1086 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-18 03:32:03
[19:30:33] <Majic> I mean, big means something to grab onto. Muscular means Lowie. And TAN means hawt. :p
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha
#1180 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-09-13 05:17:24
[05:12:58] <Riv_Griffen> lol, a chick could sneeze near me and I'd prob cum :P

*would pay to see that*
#1287 (2)
Posted by GameLord @ 2008-11-01 17:27:45
[18:25] <%GameLord> My PC died on me
[18:25] * &rpeh bows his head in respect
[18:25] * HaskillBot does too
[18:25] * JKing offers his condolences.
[18:26] <%GameLord> You're all very kind
[18:26] * GameLord sniffs
[18:26] <&rpeh> Did it happen quickly?
[18:26] <%GameLord> Not really, the programmes shut down one by one
[18:26] * &rpeh winces
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# Computers have feelings too.
#552 (24)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-05-10 00:29:42
[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team
#1057 (1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2007-01-11 06:09:42
[06:50:51] * Andy goes take a nap on Odin
[06:51:37] * naiSt thinks Brain is softer
[06:58:13] <Majic> NO!
[06:58:15] <Majic> Odin is mine!
[06:58:17] <Majic> ALL MINE!
[06:58:27] <Majic> MY PRECIOUS!!! *scratchy voice*
[07:02:13] * naiSt throws Odin into a volcano *problem solved*
[07:02:22] <naiSt> vulcano*
[07:02:59] <Majic> NOO!! ODIN!!!
[07:03:08] * Majic swims through a lake of fire to save his dearly beloved
[07:03:57] * naiSt laughs evily while whatching Majic melting away
[07:04:58] * Majic laughs evilly as he swims through a lake of fire and the planted nuclear wet-bomb he placed in naiSt's pocket eats through his skin.
[07:05:32] * naiSt is radio-active ressistant
[07:05:43] <Majic> LIAR!
[07:06:41] <naiSt> no its true...
[07:06:55] * naiSt is born in Tsjernobyl
#697 (-2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-05 18:04:46
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more
#1014 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-12 00:52:10
<Craig-Holiday> Craig-Holiday gives channel operator status to Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes channel operator status from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday removes voice from Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode +m #chatspike
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday gives voice to Twofish
<Craig-Holiday> * Craig-Holiday sets mode -m #chatspike
* stitch.chatspike.net has kicked Craig-Holiday from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (mode +f))