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#935 (3)
Posted by ed @ 2006-09-07 23:45:31
[00:05] <Majic> holy fuck, ed's gf looks so fraking hawt on myspace...that or ed is a totally hawt chick
[00:05] <Majic> Damn she looks like my cousin.
[00:05] <Majic> :/
[00:05] <Majic> Who I've never looked at in that way...
[00:06] <Majic> We're not blood relatives.
[00:06] <Loki> lol
#1672 (0)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-27 01:52:30
<Lady_N> c0da is a musical notation, the sound of the world orgasming in time with vivec's coming.
<Kayden> he'd be awesome
<Lady_N> (wtf did i just type)
<Kayden> LOL
<Chaplain> his coming... heh
<Kayden> something quote worthy, N
#328 (5)
Posted by john @ 2004-11-23 23:17:58
<Stormscape> Arguing on the internet is like trying to stop a train with a toad.
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<@Dave> how hard are you throwing the toad at the train?
<TechnoThaums> Now there's a sentence to come in on.
#1353 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-04 05:55:42
<FallingUp> hope this works!!
* FallingUp has quit ([CS] Quit: Respect The Chocolate!)
<goose> I've got the feeling she's saying "God damnit" right now
#1005 (3)
Posted by MartroniX @ 2007-10-07 22:07:30
[23:03:18] <MartroniX> know what always amazes me?
[23:03:33] <MartroniX> women are supposed to be better at multitasking right?
[23:03:43] <Atomsk> yup and they are
[23:04:09] <MartroniX> well then how come they cant seem to be multi tasking at:
[23:04:41] <MartroniX> braking, speeding up, steering, looking out for traffic, clutch, shift and talk at the same time, but men can :P
[23:04:54] <Atomsk> ah, simple
[23:05:03] <Atomsk> add logic to the task and it all goes to shit
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
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#730 (0)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2006-02-04 14:08:57
(15:08:47) <@NoMorePie> [ Team trivia_addicts also gains 4 points and is now on 66666. ]
#1136 (3)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-05-27 23:27:37
[00:26] <Proweler> Is google advertising penis enlargements now?
[00:26] <Proweler> " | New! Bigger attachments | "
#914 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-24 21:00:56
[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
#1760 (-1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-09-27 21:01:02
<+Katze> I wanna do some Necrodancing :(