<Alan> i was reading 'howstuffworks.com' today and looked up like computers and stuff just so i dont feel stupid
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I did that for the "Birds and the Bees". :p

<Brain> Luke, have you thought of:
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<Elyas> lmao
<Luke> what?
<Brain> like i said....
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13:13:33 [&Majic] ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:43 [&Majic] ROCKIN ROCKIN ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR
13:13:46 &Majic dances
13:14:09 +Iain throws some rocks
13:14:18 [+Iain] ROCKIN THE MAJIC
13:14:27 [+Iain] :p
13:14:40 [&Majic] :D
13:14:51 &Majic grabs Iain and does some tricky 50s footwork
13:18:21 [+Iain] oww that doesnt mean stand on my toes :/
13:23:38 [+Hisakata] Footwork? Is that like a footjob?
13:31:26 [&Majic] lol

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Rejected ;)

(23:03:53) (+Ravensky) STOP FUCKING LOVESERVING ME
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<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(

<Brain> burning rap cds make a nice noise
<Brain> i'm talking with fire, not CD-RW's
<Herbstwind> you know this kidz with the giant fubu jeans, beasbal caps or this condom-like tissues on their head
<Herbstwind> all white rich and stupid
<Herbstwind> pretending to be dangerous gangstas
<ol> can we burn them too?
<Herbstwind> sure, get some lighter fluid
* ol pops out to get some BBQ supplies
<Brain> lol
<ol> you think I'm going to waste a fire this good... have you seen fat burn? ;)
<Brain> LOL!
* ol buys a few marshmallows and sausages while he's out
<Brain> lol
<Brain> get me some buns for the sausages
<Herbstwind> is there a country where people still get burnt at the stake?
<ol> bring your own buns... I'm using a toasting fork
<ol> I doubt it herb
<ol> then again, I would also think bringing a pack of marshmallows to that would be seen as distasteful ;)

<@Pete> Woo.. Go UK
<@Pete> Over half of our population have never even heard of CAP
<+Meh> CAP..isn't that an advertising thingy?
<+Meh> legislation over advertising etc
* @Pete cries
<@Pete> No, it has nothing to do with advertising

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For all you unenlightened, CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy :p

< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.

[13:42] <Dr_Kev> not that big :'(
[13:42] * Dr_Kev cries
[13:42] <Dr_Kev> size doesnt matter!