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#1157 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-20 06:51:36
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (Changing hosts)
joins: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) (77 users)
<I_Hump_Goats> What
<+xevix> LOL
<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<~FrostyCoolSlug> feeling like a cheap whore
<~FrostyCoolSlug> you?
<+Tarwen> contradictory!
<I_Hump_Goats> Hey fix me quick
<I_Hump_Goats> Mom is coming!
<+Wave> good, then she'll know the truth
<+Tarwen> rofl
<+Adremelech> roflcopter :D
<I_Hump_Goats> FrostyCoolSlug help
<~FrostyCoolSlug> i'm not going anywhere near you
<~FrostyCoolSlug> :p
<+Adremelech> I_Hump_Goats, /nick usually changes your nick :P
<I_Hump_Goats> 0140 raw 44 Can't change nickname while on #nintendo (+N is set)
<I_Hump_Goats> what
<+Adremelech> and to change your host just identify again
<+Adremelech> then leave the channel, duh :P
<I_Hump_Goats> how do I bold my text
<+Adremelech> ctrl+B
<+LV15GAMER> /quit
quits: I_Hump_Goats ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
#942 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-10 11:07:06
<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
#484 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-19 16:37:01
(16:32:17)(Om) Shall I do some coding......or play Splinter Cell?
(16:34:22)(@Omni2) Just turn off the lights, Om, and code with night-vision goggles on, and pretend you're Sam Fisher.
(16:34:31)(Juan_Anselm) xD
(16:34:53)(Om) haha
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up
#1029 (-3)
Posted by Jack @ 2006-11-27 20:57:26
[13:59] <[IP]Jack> lol... we do not need to be discussing Preds wank habits...
[13:59] <Pred> blame cracker
[13:59] <Pred> he brought it up
[13:59] <Pred> for the third time :P
#374 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-12-23 19:56:55
[20:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> well i had my kock today
[20:56] <Fin> whatever sR
[20:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh wait
[20:56] * [OPA]spaceRaptor starts shaking a big tree
[20:56] <rilla> *rooster or rooster
[20:56] <rilla> that's what you mean, right?
[20:56] <Fin> if you would see how im sitting/lying in front of the pc, you wouldnt wonder about the typos ...
[20:56] <rilla> eh :P
[20:56] * [OPA]spaceRaptor watches rilla fall out
[20:56] <Brain> [19:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> well i had my kock today
[20:57] <Brain> your KOCK????
[20:57] * [OPA]spaceRaptor puts claw at ear *BAM*
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> that too
[20:57] <Brain> lol
[20:57] <Fin> lol
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> but i meant kick
#1321 (-2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-07-17 05:31:12
[06:21] <+Lowlife> I woke up at three
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:21] <+Lowlife> now, it's six
[06:21] <+Lowlife> and I'm filled up on caffeine
[06:21] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <+Lowlife> and sugar
[06:22] <+Lowlife> :p
[06:22] <Yami> hahaha
[06:22] <+Malediction> I can tell. x3
[06:22] <+Lowlife> so, maybe that's another reason for my current agression level
[06:22] <+Lowlife> but I really really hate stupid people
[06:22] <+Lowlife> >.<
[06:23] * +Lowlife thinks they should die
[06:23] <+Lowlife> give people an IQ test at the birth
[06:23] <+Lowlife> in writing
[06:23] <+Lowlife> whoever can't write his name
[06:23] <+Lowlife> gets discarded
[06:23] <+Lowlife> :D
[06:23] * +Lowlife hides
#939 (6)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-10 05:48:19
<ed> the emergency exits are here /part here /quit and here /kick #soapspike karate
#12 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:49
(@Craig): eww that was messy
(@Craig): its gone everywhere..
(%Cow): WTF!?!>!>!>!>?!
#683 (-1)
Posted by Hmzaniac @ 2005-10-12 16:04:52
<Cow> *_*
<Cow> what happens when you blow inside a real doll? :S
<Alfred> they die? :/
<Cow> does it get all crusty
<Alfred> oh you mean that blow
<Cow> yea
<Alfred> i think you hafta tell em theyre a skanky hoe, and that they need a shower...
<Cow> nah serious
<Cow> do you stick a toilet brush up em?
<Cow> because i know for sure
<Cow> i would eat it out