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#1101 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-15 23:39:47
[15:53:02] <Majic> Hmm...
[15:53:05] <Majic> that's not linked. :p
[15:53:42] * ed links
[15:59:56] <Majic> ahaha
[16:00:07] <Majic> I call xevix|fornicating!
[16:00:14] -NickServ- Nickname xevix|fornicating has been linked to your nickname.
[16:28:43] <xevix> bullshit
[16:29:04] <xevix> fake my name again and you might not like the results
[16:32:02] <xevix> it wasn't fornicating, it was playing btw
[16:32:10] <xevix> not with my cock, but a game
[16:34:58] * Lowlife is now known as Naplife
[16:37:32] <Majic> aahahahaha
#645 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-20 21:27:12
[13:23] <Majic> Who is 1337 and speaks like "1337" anyways? You never see the opers do that!
[13:24] <Magnus> Majic: They're too 1337 for 1337, they're 1338.
[13:24] <Majic> ....
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Magnus 4 PH417
#186 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:45
[20:06] <cab86|naked> o.O
[20:06] <cab86|naked> so ol sucks?
#945 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-13 03:29:20
[19:27] <Majic> I wish we would just miraculously develop teleporters.
[19:27] <Majic> Then we could go anywhere we wanted in the blink of an eye.
[19:27] <Mahadeva> yeah but, it would be hard as hell to stalk someone
#4 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:38:13
(Craig) I need something to suck
(Craig) For Going up and down
#114 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:24
[12:51] * Garak ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (LoveServ flooding))

Rejected ;)
#812 (4)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-06-23 03:37:02
<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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#705 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-12-08 23:55:09
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
#1607 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-05-22 14:42:38
[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
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[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn
#1274 (1)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-09-06 13:58:07
06:43 <CyberBotX> I get this feeling that ARiKA would melt into nothingness if we took away his ability to use 'lol'. :P
06:44 <ARiKA> ok, I will cease saying lol
06:44 <CyberBotX> But you just said it!
06:44 <ARiKA> I said that I would cease saying lol, but I didn't!
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> BACON: taboo taboo
06:44 <ARiKA> hahahhah
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> :)
06:44 <CyberBotX> >:P
06:45 <ARiKA> lol is a cool name for a blog
06:45 <ARiKA> it would be then a blol
06:46 <ARiKA> bah mine has better name...