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#1786 (1)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-30 21:39:58
< w00t> i'm really confused about oracle
< Anne-Gwenn> w00t: that's the point, yes.
< Anne-Gwenn> "why did you renew the the database licence?! I'll cost us thousands of dollars!
< Anne-Gwenn> "I don't know I was confused"
#105 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:54
[17:23] <Alfred> hey, crypt said that the pic of meh and angelic, looks like shes sitting or PEIRCED on my doodle :/
[17:23] <Alfred> oops
[17:24] <Alfred> perched*
#111 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:44:52
<n00bie> @Craig:
<n00bie> //)
<n00bie> ,/ /
<n00bie> / /
<n00bie> //\' \'/
<n00bie> /\'/ / / //\\
<n00bie> (\'( ;/\' \')
<n00bie> \\ \' /
<n00bie> \'\\\' \\ _.
<n00bie> \\ (
<n00bie> \\ \\
<[PSA]cab86> LOL
<Raptor> :o
<Raptor> rofl :D
<Tomisch|away> lol
* Marie sets mode: +b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
* n00bie was kicked by Marie (bye :p)
<[PSA]cab86> he he... noob needs a live
<Tomisch|away> hahaha
<[PSA]cab86> **life
* Marie sets mode: -b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
<Coolspirit> nasty
<[PSA]cab86> he actually spent time to draw that
<Tomisch|away> he is dutch :o lol
<Coolspirit> :)
<Raptor> tuurlijk :)
<[BRC]Finwe> lol
<Tomisch|away> hehe
#670 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-10-01 13:29:40
[13:28] * Hmzaniac sticks a blender in ingus' rectum.
[13:28] <Brain> no no no
[13:28] <Brain> youre doing it all wrong
[13:28] <Hmzaniac> oh?
[13:28] <Brain> just put the blender BLADES up there
[13:28] * Hmzaniac gives the rectum to brain.
[13:29] <Brain> the plastic cup bit shields him from all the whirly action
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> which means you can insert it deeper.
[13:29] <Brain> no
[13:29] <Brain> because its wider
[13:29] <Brain> :p
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[13:29] <[BRC]Ingus> you know way too much brain
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> d'oh.
[13:29] * Hmzaniac bows to the "i insert a blender in a rectum every day"-king.
[13:31] <Brain> hehe
[13:31] <Brain> well of course
[13:31] <Brain> how else would your ass be so mangled.
#504 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-03-26 05:19:43
[4:15:53pm] -Global- From Craig: w00t is bored.. everyone PM him with 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:17:08pm] <LinkTetra> w00t! you suck.,
[4:16:23pm] <luigiman> 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:16:35pm] <KrazyTaco> w00t! you suck..
[4:16:42pm] <Kitsune> <3
[4:16:10pm] <Omni> w00t! Craig is a jerk!
[4:16:14pm] <w00t> HAHAHAHA
[4:17:35pm] <Omni> Don't get me /killed! :P


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*** Error: Closing Link: Omni[blk-224-170-238.eastlink.ca] gir.chatspike.net (Killed (Craig (-- Pwned.)))
#570 (-2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-06-05 14:42:38
[Brain:#chatspike PING]
* SirOlli looks at Brain
* ScrollLock has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Namu has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Alexander|bbl has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Cesar has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
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* Dauthi has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* atk[sleep] has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
* Brain has quit IRC (stitch.chatspike.net dexter.chatspike.net)
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* ScrollLock has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +h ScrollLock
<DM|RFB> omfg brain killed dexter
<Togy> booyeah, killed that bugger
#1392 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-10-10 16:24:33
[12:13] * +Twilight- sets mode +sexyparty
[12:13] <+Blue_Star> lol
[12:13] * +Twilight- sets mode -pants
[12:14] <%goose> just another typical day on ChatSpike
[12:14] <+Krissy> lol
[12:14] * +Twilight- sets mode +herpes
[12:14] <+Blue_Star> heh
[12:14] <+Twilight-> >:D
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#747 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-03 21:04:56
<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff
#1189 (3)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-09-25 22:29:08
<Aristeo> For some reason, every time I see "phpMyAdmin", I read "Pimp My Admin"