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#678 (-1)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-10-11 22:56:37
<Foxhill> if you ever wanted to bring a country to their knees, air drop millions of pot noodles on them
<Foxhill> 'noo noooo.. take our oil.. take our women.. just PLEASE.. no more chicken n mushroom soya noodle pap'
#53 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:33
[19:29] <Avengeful> i demand sex and beer
[19:29] <Avengeful> but i aint gettin either atm
[19:29] <Rebs|dead|hated> well
[19:29] <Rebs|dead|hated> give me op and ill see what i can do
#307 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-15 19:54:53
19:06 * Rejoined channel #bahamut
19:06 * Topic is 'Bahamut 1.8.3 - Released 24/10/04, get it while it's hot! - http://bahamut.dal.net/download.php - Got a bahamut problem try the new unoffical community site: http://www.bahamut-community.org/ - Changes: http://coders.dal.net/index.cgi/~checkout~/bahamut-release/CHANGES'
19:06 * Set by Doc on Sun Oct 24 18:39:01
19:44 * Joins: Mr^GeNiUs ([email protected])
19:44 <Mr^GeNiUs> hi there
19:44 <Mr^GeNiUs> h r u all
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> sir i want to ask somethin
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> what is bahamut itself ??
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> is it an operating sysytem
19:45 <Mr^GeNiUs> ???
19:48 * Parts: Mr^GeNiUs ([email protected])
19:53 <[Brain]> not much of a genius if he cant read a webpage
#1304 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-01-31 02:36:40
#inspircd
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<Doc> I wish they'd just pick one timezone and stick to it. call it earth time :)
<FrostyCoolSlug> USE GMT!
<aquanight> well
<FrostyCoolSlug> after all, we have an uber lazer here ;D
<aquanight> the thing is, they want 12:00 PM == sun directly overhead.
<FrostyCoolSlug> denoting the *EXACT* point where the zombies meat
<FrostyCoolSlug> err
<FrostyCoolSlug> timezones meet*
<FrostyCoolSlug> wtf?
<FrostyCoolSlug> :/
<aquanight> Since where the sun is at any given time will obviously be different.
<FrostyCoolSlug> note to self: stop playing Zombie games :(
<aquanight> LOL!
<aquanight> one hell of a typo >_>
<FrostyCoolSlug> yeah
<FrostyCoolSlug> in my defense
<FrostyCoolSlug> it's 2:30am :p
<FrostyCoolSlug> typo was somewhat made of win though
<FrostyCoolSlug> :D
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Zombies 0_o
#941 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 10:21:35
<w00t> Majic has expereience in desperate housewives
<Mahadeva> mom!?!?
<Majic> You bet. :p
#1455 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-16 23:02:21
[18:48] <+Karina> I'm going to hit you if you say "eh" or "aboot" though, Canadians do not say aboot! or eh randomly! :O
[18:49] <@Moose> eh?
[18:50] * +Karina stabs Moose with a pillow

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#1516 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2010-05-25 02:21:22
20:25:04 < pingo> what country is here?
20:25:10 <@Chris> Lots of them
20:25:14 <@Chris> But mostly US folks
20:36:40 <%SnoFox> Chris, I could hardly say that ChatSpike is mostly US people. :p
20:36:43 <%SnoFox> I see too many UK people.
20:36:52 <@Chris> I see too many SHUT UP SNOFOX
20:37:06 <%SnoFox> Rofl
20:37:15 <%SnoFox> You have no clue how much I just laughed IRL there. :p
#1727 (6)
Posted by Doc @ 2013-01-15 17:06:45
<@Cj> I, too, would like to know how to become a woman
<@Cj> on the stats page
<@Cj> please
<@Cj> Oh thank gawd Olli didn't see that whoopsie
#52 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:23
[18:56] <Alurny> oh yes bigd i read of him/her
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> him
[18:56] <DarkSheer> it
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> that to
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> hermaphrodite
#1391 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-09 21:57:47
21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty