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#1602 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:26:32
<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>
#787 (2)
Posted by Menelaus @ 2006-05-19 13:50:14
[13:45] <Momaw> So who is feeling like a guineapig?
[13:46] <Steves|WoW> no thanks, I just ate
[13:46] <Cmdr_Slashes-With-Claws> Ha ha ha
#557 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-05-14 18:08:37
<ol> anyone got a duck handy?
* Avengeful fucks it
<Avengeful> :)
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes Avengeful's sexin' as:
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<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 72/100
<Avengeful> oh SHIT!
<Avengeful> i fuck ducks good!
#528 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-04-24 11:01:15
[19:52:12] * Brik sets mode: +ooo ol Togy w00t
[19:56:07] <@Togy> \o/
[19:56:12] * @Togy pokes w00t back
[19:57:11] <@w00t> yt Brain
[19:57:13] <@w00t> Brik
[19:57:14] <@w00t> tr
[19:57:16] <@w00t> *ty
[19:57:17] <@w00t> ffs
[19:57:19] <@w00t> :/
[19:57:21] <@Brik> :p
[19:57:24] <@Brik> drunk?
[19:57:25] <@Togy> you totally fucked that one up
[19:57:26] <@Brik> :P
[19:57:33] * @w00t gives up and pokes Brain instead
[19:57:37] <@w00t> oh for fucks sak
[19:57:39] <@w00t> BRIK
[19:57:41] <@w00t> POKE
[19:57:41] <@Togy> LOL
[19:57:44] <@w00t> kthxbye.
[19:57:44] <@w00t> :D
[19:57:49] <@Togy> tart
[19:57:52] <@w00t> GRRR SAKE!
#911 (-4)
Posted by Elf @ 2006-08-28 14:33:08
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> so yeah
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> first i go into work on a bank holiday
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> then on the way home
[10:47] <FrostyCoolSlug> it freakin rains >:/
#1182 (2)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-09-18 13:15:21
[15:13:33] <JelleW> Its raining shit here
And on another day...
[15:05:57] <JelleW> ITS RAINING SHIT, ICE AND WATER HERE
#1711 (-3)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-12 13:28:07
[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
#926 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2006-09-04 20:21:18
(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO
#1235 (4)
Posted by Aro @ 2008-02-15 16:54:38
[17:46:] Ayedail: I know some japanese..
[17:46:] Ayedail: anyways
[17:46:] Ayedail: Arigato = thank you
[17:46:] Ayedail: right?:P
[17:47:] TF|: yes
[17:47:] Aro: right
[17:47:] Aro: have you ever tried seppuku?
[17:48:] Ayedail: me?
#956 (-1)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-09-24 08:06:01
<Blue_Star> grrrrrr
<mermaid> Yarrrrr
<Blue_Star> Today has been weird
<mermaid> ok

^ Typical #chatspike conversation ^