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#619 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-07-23 18:44:20
13:44 <+Brain> you know i should start a website, sell-your-mammaries.com
13:44 <+Dancerwatcher> well hopefully I start losing weight there too :P
13:44 <+Brain> people who think their breasts are too big can sell their breast tissue to people who think theirs are too small :p
13:44 <+Brain> beats implants and everyones happy :p
13:44 <+Dancerwatcher> ewww
#1772 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-01-22 13:38:37
<@Rinsaikeru> I didn't qualify his classification for you, just said Tyler's was wobbly.

o_O
#998 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 05:16:59
<ed> "when i grow up, i wanna be a chatspike helper!" ^_^
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God save us. :p
#1162 (2)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-07-30 20:31:43
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> you know that picture of that guy when you first open Mirc?
<MartroniX> lol yes
<Excal> yeah
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> is that Brain?
<Excal> rofl.
<Beer> lmao
<MartroniX> rofl
<MartroniX> no
<Beer> i think brain would be insulted ;)
<Tarwen> ROFL!!!!!
<ClaireBear> no it's not brain
<ClaireBear> hahahah
#224 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:21
[15:14:41] <Elf> yeah, keeps breast moist
[15:15:15] <Elf> no matter what u do to chicken, how much stuffing/butter/anything u try to keep it moist, breast usually drys up a bit
[15:15:20] <Elf> LOL
[15:15:28] <Elf> yarrrrr
#792 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-05-31 12:56:00
(Frozzie) hi Strikee
(Frozzie) Striker, want to see something =O
(@Striker) Ok
(Frozzie) http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9525881148
(@Striker) IT"S TEH DEVIL
(Frozzie) YES IT IS
(@AngryMutantPenguin) "I am offering for purchase this unique tub of yoghurt"
(@AngryMutantPenguin) if there's any phrase which needs to appear more often on eBay, it's that...
(Frozzie) =D
(@AngryMutantPenguin) I'd bid, but I don't live in Australia
(Frozzie) want me to make it international?
#1409 (0)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-20 15:49:20
* echelon has quit (Nickname collision)
<goose> omg
<goose> I was to /nick hadron
<goose> then quit for a collision
#1206 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2007-11-14 16:33:49
[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
#1084 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-14 05:52:39
[21:50:52] * Kioshto spanks salkaman
[21:50:52] * salkaman screams happily and wiggles his rear at Kioshto, begging for more
#907 (2)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-21 04:09:51
<Majic> whheee yay!
<Majic> chicken wangs ftw
* Magnus is now known as Magnus|Sleep
<+Star|Away> . . .
<Majic> 0.o
* Majic pokes Magnus
* Odin sets mode: +vvv Majic syronj Wave
<+Majic> Thanks Odin. :D
<%Odin> np
<%Odin> wtf chicken wangs?
<+Majic> KFC ftw
* +Majic likes the juicy wangs
<+Star|Away> there's no wangs in KFC chicken ..