[19:32] <+ed> speaking of condoms, i should probably get a full sti screening at some point
[19:33] <+Lowlife> maybe a good idea
[19:33] <+Minion> I don't have any of those.
[19:34] <+Lowlife> good ideas or condoms?
[19:35] <+Minion> I don't have any infections.
[19:35] <+SpeedWacer> I get one every few months

[15:25] <daedalus> lol the only ircd I've ever been opper on was 127.0.0.1 :)

(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill

<w00t> someone tell me where the fuck my pants are please? :|
* w00t is late for work
<SirOlli> lol
<TalSet> on your head
<SirOlli> hanging from the lamp?
<w00t> not head
<w00t> lamp...
<w00t> lemme find it first
<w00t> it's gone walkies :|
<w00t> SirOlli gets the prize
<w00t> i donno why the fuck
<w00t> but they are indeed on the lamp
<SirOlli> \o/
<SirOlli> w0000t :D
<w00t> next question for psychic olli
<w00t> where are my keys
<w00t> :/
<TalSet> in the pants
<w00t> nope
<TalSet> ok, truth time
<SirOlli> in the fridge
<w00t> clean (i think) pants
<TalSet> i stole your car for a destruction derby
<w00t> SirOlli
<w00t> you're freaking me out.
<SirOlli> they were?
<w00t> they were in the freezer from when i was putting the shopping away last night.
<TalSet> ...
<Special> o.O
<SirOlli> \o/

* w00tles gives channel operator status to MSY Star xptek
<xptek> hmm?
<xptek> lol.
<xptek> You mean +v?
<Star> haha
* Star bans
* xptek removes channel operator status from MSY Star
* xptek gives voice to Star MSY xptek
* xptek removes channel operator status from xptek
* #chatspike :You must be at least a half-operator to change modes on this channel
<Star> damn it, xptex. :|
<Star> I was banning ed, ffs.
<w00tles> err
<w00tles> oops
<xptek> haha
<w00tles> wrong button
<Blu3Fr0g> it is a very moderate church
* w00tles facedesks
* w00tles pats xptek

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15:58 < Routers> guys
15:58 < Routers> what about saconnect ?
15:58 < Routers> is it available ?
15:58 < ElementalAlchemist> XD
15:58 <@Namegduf> Yeah, just keep hunting around
15:58 <@Namegduf> You'll find the download link eventually.
15:58 < Routers> i did
15:59 < Routers> and try to install the modules
15:59 < Routers> but error
16:00 <@Namegduf> You must have gotten a bad copy, try to find the good link.
16:01 < Routers> clue plss
16:02 -!- Sm0ke0ut [[email protected]] has quit [Client closed the connection]
16:02 <@Namegduf> It has something to do with the numbers 1 and 4.
16:02 -!- Sm0ke0ut [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
16:02 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v Sm0ke0ut] by ChanServ
16:02 < Routers> 1 n 4 ?
16:03 -!- k1ng [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
16:03 <@Namegduf> Yes.
16:03 < Routers> no idea
16:03 < Sporks> I don't know either!
16:03 < Routers> :)
16:03 <@Namegduf> Keep looking.
16:03 <@Namegduf> There's a clue in the post.
16:04 < Routers> post ?
16:04 < Sporks> post is for actions which change the server... I think
16:04 <&jackmcbarn> the post that told you about it
16:05 < Routers> grr...
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http://inspircd.org/forum/showthread.php?t=7527 Note the date.

(17:06:09) * @RD thumps cow, hugs coma and waves to maloo
(17:06:09) <@RD> o/
(17:06:14) <%Ricky> :(
(17:06:16) <+Maloo> Bye bye.
(17:06:28) <%Ricky> i try be nice
(17:06:37) <+Maloo> Heh.
(17:06:44) <%Ricky> and all i get is a yjump
(17:06:52) * RD ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
(17:07:10) <%Ricky> hope he gets hit by a car on the way to work
(17:07:19) <+Maloo> lol
(17:07:33) <%Ricky> then the car reverses back over him
(17:07:36) <%Ricky> steals his pants
(17:07:45) <%Ricky> and leaves him to die

<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(

17:39 +Crumpets cause Bahamut you this you are better than everyone else
17:40 +Crumpets wtf
17:40 +Crumpets i'm am retard
17:40 %Ifrit Yeah.
17:40 &Higurashi Well, you type like one.

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/eq/, can you feel the love?

[08:18:18] <Gaelith> I've been on the internet sine I was 12
[08:18:35] <Gaelith> I have an encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.
[08:19:35] <Rane> That must come in handy ever now and then.
[08:19:45] <Gaelith> Yes. Yes it does.
[08:19:48] <Gaelith> I hope to make a career of it.
[08:19:56] <Freddo> Your parents must be very proud :p
[08:20:06] <Gaelith> They're just glad I'm not a serial killer