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#1670 (8)
Posted by DarkTruth @ 2012-01-16 06:59:51
<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame
#1514 (1)
Posted by MrLS @ 2010-05-20 16:14:16
[17:11] * AdorableKitten liquifies
[17:11] * E drinks Xitel.
[17:11] <Swaki> save some for me
[17:11] <Swaki> i always wanted xitel inside of me
[17:11] <+AdorableKitten> ...
[17:11] <+TheBlackKnight> ...
[17:11] <+E> ...
[17:11] <+MrLS> ...
[17:11] <+Greyfox105> ...
#1202 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-10-21 00:37:07
* Magnus|Cleric rolls his eyes and mutters something about Dwarves and dirty roots.
* Durin|Fighter politely yet firmly asks Cleric to repeat that in normal voice
* Magnus|Cleric mentions something about Dwarves and dirty roots in a normal voice.
<Durin|Fighter> well dear lad, after saving your hide TWICE and carrying you, a cleric to get healed both times
<Durin|Fighter> this is the last straw >:) draw.
* Magnus|Cleric reaches into this pack for his quill.
<Zarrexaij> goddammit
Zarrexaij> I'm serious
Zarrexaij> I will smite you all
#1177 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2007-08-28 20:38:00
<ol> there isn't much you can do that'll last 90 minutes and only cost you a dollar in Vegas
<Elf> :D
<Elf> and give u 2 dollars when ur bored at the end
#1255 (2)
Posted by Beer @ 2008-05-11 09:07:38
<Bricker> http://unrealircd.macnugget.org/main.php/v/unrealircdppl/Skating2.jpg.html me
<Beer> seen worse looking people i guess... lol
<Sporks> I haven't seen 'worse', Beer
#747 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-03 21:04:56
<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff
#770 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-19 00:35:26
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> insane, insane in the mem-Brain :P#
[00:32] <w00t> I resemble that remark!
[00:32] * LaptopBrain sings
[00:32] <w00t> erm
[00:32] <w00t> I resent that remark!
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> yes you do
#771 (4)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-19 11:38:03
<JerrySpringer> firstly
<JerrySpringer> tell us about this girl
<JerrySpringer> is she hot?
<Exodus`> haha yes
<Dr_Funk> pics?
<JerrySpringer> pics?

#chatspike love advice
#1151 (-2)
Posted by Pyro @ 2007-07-05 03:04:15
<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting
#769 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-18 16:23:37
<pinkandfluffy> hello?
<AwgMotH> they're all gone because the gay alarm went off