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[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
<%Tobias_R> actually Canada has an army of rabid monkeys ready to go on a moments notice
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night
[15:03] * Sacho|Dead ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
07:55:56 * | loses his balance
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<Doc> where's the funny?
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<Doc> where's the funny?
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
