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#158 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:52
notice from MemoServ: You have 538 new memos. Type /MSG MemoServ READ NEW to read them.

^I think I'm finally popular!!
#1386 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-06 11:25:51
<goose> who wants to hear a joke?
<spb> gentoo!
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#933 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 23:46:54
<ed> helps if you swallow any already in your mouth though
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I hope he means licorice... :/
#994 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-10-30 03:20:10
<Alan> who is wtfbot?
<Karate> ur other identity
<Karate> everyone has a second of themselves on mric
<Karate> u cant control it though
<Karate> it just follows u around
<Alan> ? weird. how come it is called that
<Alan> its talking to me
<Karate> hmm
<Karate> urs might have a bug
<ed> alan wtfbot is a bot owned by mahadeva
<Alan> <wtfbot> hi, Dr_Pain
<Alan> <Alan> yo waddup
<Alan> <wtfbot> huh?
<Alan> <Alan> hi
<Alan> <wtfbot> bonjour
<Alan> <Alan> who r u
<Alan> <wtfbot> no idea, alan
<Alan> <Alan> shut up
<wtfbot> excuse me?
<Alan> a bot?
<ed> yes
<Karate> an mirc robot
<Karate> its programed to say stuff
<Karate> some of em are stupid and cant do almost anything
<ed> a bot is a script that responds when it knows the answer
<Alan> so its mine?
#1418 (3)
Posted by Doc @ 2009-11-02 02:10:12
<Brandon> Why am I listening to opera...
<Majic> latent homosexuality
#1664 (1)
Posted by Iain @ 2011-12-19 22:58:10
(@FrostyCoolSlug) working late, not on actual work ;)
(+[BRC]treesa) oh damn...so you won't be paid for it?
(@FrostyCoolSlug) yep :D
(@FrostyCoolSlug) no one is here :)
(+[BRC]treesa) hehehe
(+[BRC]treesa) good time to have a fiddle of your own things..

#darkgalaxy ... still dirty as ever
#724 (2)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-01-26 06:45:10
<Karate|AFK> what exactluy are u dooing with it w00t?
<w00t> rateh, all sorts of stuff :o
<w00t> swirling it around
<w00t> chewing on the end
<w00t> trying not to swallow it
<w00t> :D
#1249 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-12 11:26:59
08/12@11:17:31 * #chatspike/Karate was grooming her stuffed monkey
#924 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 08:02:24
[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short