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#297 (2)
Posted by Damien @ 2004-11-10 06:38:49
[16:33] * Archy` slaps Dr_Kev around a bit with a large trout
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> dont touch what you can aford
[16:33] <Dr_Kev> na na na-na-naaaaa
[16:33] <coco> ooooo burn
[16:33] <Archy`> I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say sticks back to you
[16:33] <Archy`> Bugsey no returns!
[16:34] <Archy`> Times inifinity!
[16:34] <coco> lol
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> I know you are you said you are, but what am I?
[16:34] <Archy`> I'm telling!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> tattle tail
[16:34] <Archy`> Nuhuh!
[16:34] <Dr_Kev> uh huh
[16:35] <Archy`> Nuhuh times one hundred
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> Up your nose with a rubber hose
[16:35] <CaPt> lol
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> actually... that one shows my age :S
[16:35] <coco> lol
[16:35] <Archy`> Down your trousers with a pot full of flowers?
[16:35] <Dr_Kev> you young'ns would know who said that
#1251 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-04-25 00:26:28
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
#379 (1)
Posted by [OPA]spaceRaptor @ 2004-12-28 00:21:01
<harliquin> bah ecko has banned me from half the server :P
<ecko> :O
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> ?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> cant be
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you have no idea how big this server is
<Suicyder> lol
<Suicyder> rappy, show him all corners so he knows:P
<harliquin> lol
<harliquin> i was exagerating ;)
<harliquin> nn
<Suicyder> ;)
<Suicyder> nn harley
<Suicyder> ^^
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you are excused then harliquin
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but only this time!
<harliquin> ok
* ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<harliquin> * ecko has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)<----i hav had my revenge :P
<Suicyder> lol
<Djee_Djee> lol
#1152 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-07-06 00:24:17
23:22:33 <Pyro> Having a woman that screamed out random parts of the RFC in the sack migh tbe a turn on
#1618 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-17 05:08:32
[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes

#1577 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-26 17:38:15
[20:18] <Infiniti> Good evening ^^
[20:18] <Infiniti> And what a nice evening it is too...
[20:18] <Doll_Licca> It is.
[20:18] <Infiniti> AND
[20:18] <Infiniti> its going to get better I bet lol
[20:19] <Infiniti> < Found $20 on the ground earlier
[20:19] <Doll_Licca> WOW!
[20:19] <Infiniti> Just going into the 7/11 getting some drink
[20:19] * ElderKain`AFK is now known as ElderKain
[20:19] <Infiniti> and got lucky

...

[11:01] <Infiniti> Good MORNING everyone!~~~
[11:01] <Infiniti> Damn it's another awesome day
[11:04] <Doll_Licca> Did you find a $50 bill this time around?
#1558 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2010-11-10 00:00:40
18:36:08 < Chris> is it possible for two linked servers to have separate <cloak> tags, or would that make the servers unhappy?
18:38:10 <%Taros> even if it worked, it'd result in inconsistent cloaks across servers, if a user was banned by cloaked host on one, they could just swap to another and evade.
18:39:09 < Chris> Yeah, I figured that much, but none the less I'm curious as to if it can be done or not...
18:39:21 < Chris> Since the same modules are loaded, it's just a different option for the module
18:56:26 < SaberUK> Chris: i'd guess at no
18:56:38 < Chris> it works :D
18:56:46 < Chris> just tried it
18:56:53 < SaberUK> also, just because you can do something doesnt mean you should
18:58:27 < Chris> you say that, but you have no idea how many things I do that you just applied that statement to
18:59:09 < Perihelion> He clearly doesn't know you well :P
#722 (2)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-01-20 07:27:05
<Dr_Kev> I AM TEH SEXILICIOUS!
#828 (-2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-07-08 21:36:20
[16:34] <Matty> His dick has a goatee?
[16:34] <Zarrexaij> ...
[16:34] <Matty> That I'd like to see
#1287 (2)
Posted by GameLord @ 2008-11-01 17:27:45
[18:25] <%GameLord> My PC died on me
[18:25] * &rpeh bows his head in respect
[18:25] * HaskillBot does too
[18:25] * JKing offers his condolences.
[18:26] <%GameLord> You're all very kind
[18:26] * GameLord sniffs
[18:26] <&rpeh> Did it happen quickly?
[18:26] <%GameLord> Not really, the programmes shut down one by one
[18:26] * &rpeh winces
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