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#704 (3)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-12-05 22:35:50
<Proweler> wellcome to the social garbage heap
<Rane> Otherwise known as IRC.
#631 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-08-10 04:22:49
[13:24:57] * ping
[13:24:59] * pong
[13:25:00] * ping
[13:25:02] * pong
[13:25:03] * ping

..Some people have way too much time on their hands..
#727 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-01-31 19:19:28
[19:11] * LaptopHart goes to let the dog in
[19:11] --> Foamy ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[19:11] --- ChanServ sets modes [#inspircd +oa Foamy Foamy]
[19:11] <Brain> damnit
[19:11] <Brain> not in this room, laptop
[19:12] * Brain pushes foamy back outside
#429 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-01-15 01:16:36
<OX-Slasher> fan club darzan?
<Darzan> apparently
<Darzan> I didn't ask any of them to do that
<Frozeninja> what can i say, he asked me to name a planet after him :P
#1430 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-11-21 22:49:11
[18:37] <@cookies> Welcome back, Jesus.
#199 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:42
[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?
#1387 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-06 19:03:11
<spb> a hundred immigrants in a basement relaying messages by hand would be a better ircd than hyperion
#807 (0)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 05:11:04
<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#845 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-16 03:09:47
* Majic wants a tranny.
(@ed) lol
* [BRC]Odin quotes
--- ed is now known as [TRANNY]ed
(@tomandy) its called #thailand
(+Majic) ahaha
* Majic loves ed.
#385 (-2)
Posted by john @ 2005-01-02 00:41:49
<Smirnov> Wow Jaxalot nice gluing of those two messages, how about a timestamp
<Jaxalot> You can't HANDLE the timestamp.