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#772 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-26 08:46:00
[17:43:56] <+kelly> do you master light sabers?
[17:43:59] <%Karate|AFK> nope :D
[17:44:08] <%Karate|AFK> i eat them, for breakfast
#1400 (0)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:33:32
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
#417 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 21:19:16
<Crystal> are you shy ollie?
<ol> if he is, the rest of us are fucked


:D
#740 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-16 11:17:25
--> satans ([email protected]) has joined #metal-rules
<Bernhammer> rick?
<satans> hey everone
<Bernhammer> hey satans
<satans> asl pls
* MynocK sighs
<Bernhammer> 11/f/ethiopia
<Bernhammer> u?
<satans> are you metal head
<MynocK> no we're all about the hiphop
<Bernhammer> what is this metal heads?
<MynocK> which is why we're in a channel named "metal rules"
<Bernhammer> I'm a hip head.
<satans> no no no
<satans> i mean what kind of metal do ou like
<satans> like me
<Bernhammer> what is metal?
<satans> i like death N balck metal
<Bernhammer> I like iron
<Bernhammer> corrugated iron
<Bernhammer> it make my roof.
<Bernhammer> ....keep me shelter
#199 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:42
[23:11] <Ib3Nwrk> Alfred: having fun?
[23:11] * Alfred bends over infront of crypt
[23:11] <Alfred> sure ib3n
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T intiates penetration,
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T inserts
[23:11] * C-R-Y-P-T speeds up
[23:12] <Alfred> crypt, is it in yet?
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#1071 (-1)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-18 01:27:29
<Quinn> but you have the whole stock of them
<{}> I do? Where?
<Quinn> look at your name...
<Funcokler_Xerow> :D
<{}> ahhh, ASCII organs.
<Quinn> it's <{}> for friggin' sake...
<{}> I get it, I'm a pussy?
<Funcokler_Xerow> 8====D
<Quinn> maybe...
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> Hey Fun, Why the long face?
<Funcokler_Xerow> well, it was supposed to be a penis
<Funcokler_Xerow> but I guess it PHAILS
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> you people forget...
<Quinn> The penis is a head...
<Quinn> therfore it has a face :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> XD
<Funcokler_Xerow> I did forget
<Quinn> figures :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> thinking with the wrong head, I guess
<Quinn> lol
* {} is now known as Mil
<Mil> I am sorry for taking your precious vagina away.
<Mil> Shoyuld I kick myself now?
<Quinn> no
<Quinn> cause it would hurt now that you have balls again...
<Quinn> err
<Quinn> wait...
<Quinn> screw that
* Mil was kicked by Quinn (Kicked in the nuts for 2 dangely points!)
<Funcokler_Xerow> :o
#611 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-07-20 23:17:11
[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
#953 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-17 21:20:14
[12:57] * Star has quit (Connection reset by queer)
[12:57] <Majic> lol
[12:57] * Star
([email protected]) has joined #test
[12:57] <SoundLad> hahaha
[12:57] <Majic> hee hee hee
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[22:38] * Brain has quit (Connection reset by Beer)
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*loves messing with Brain's test server*
*also loves /saquit*
#73 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:17
[11:46] * [DE]Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[11:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P