(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill

17/01-18:47:59 * Beer starts heating a frying pan for calamari
17/01-18:48:14 <+calamari> Brik: dammit, 2mins in and they already want to cook me
17/01-18:48:28 <%grapey> calamari steak dore is quite good
17/01-18:48:29 <%Brik> not my fault you're food
17/01-18:48:36 <+calamari> :(
17/01-18:48:45 <+calamari> Brik: not my fault you're an inanimate object
17/01-18:48:47 <%grapey> years since i ate any
17/01-18:48:48 <+Beer> i regularly get people drinking me
17/01-18:48:54 <%Brik> hahah
17/01-18:48:58 <+calamari> Beer: bad times
17/01-18:49:00 <%grapey> and squishing me to make wine :p
17/01-18:49:03 <%Brik> calamari: see you're not alone
17/01-18:49:07 <%Brik> :D
17/01-18:49:08 <+calamari> \o/
17/01-18:49:16 * Brik squishes grapey
17/01-18:49:22 * grapey squeaks
17/01-18:49:23 * calamari drinks Beer
17/01-18:49:36 * Beer cooks calamari

<IdleBot> Tarwen [628/943] has challenged Hitler [71/137] in combat and won!

20:52:22 -!- chast [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:52:37 < chast> I'm having a big bug in 2.0
20:52:56 < chast> For some reason it wont lemme compile under windows xp

23:29:59 <w00t> my god, this is fucking tiring me out
23:30:12 <pippijn> ?
23:30:27 <jackmcbarn> what is?
23:30:58 <dz> he probably transposed 'is' and 'fucking'

--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol

* Craig removes some quotes from quotespike >:/
<`codu> \o/ Laughing Out Loud \o/
<\\Fin\> boredom is overwhelming...
<%Gav> lol which ones Craig? :P
<@Craig> what part of..
<`codu> Craig is the active op
<@Craig> "Craig: i forbid anyone to quote that" does ppl not understand? :/
<`codu> an active op, that's something you don't hear everydat
<\\Fin\> lol
<%Gav> coz it means it's good to quote? :P

<KILLZONE> i need know where i can find key for this
<KILLZONE> m_cloaking.so
<goose> 1. Open modules.conf, put cursor between "" in key=""
<goose> 2. Smash head against keyboard
<goose> Congratulations, you have new keys.

21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty

(13:52:42) * You are now known as Porygon
(13:52:47) <%SnoFox> I should probably go to sleep. >.>
(13:52:51) <&Porygon> PORY-FREAKIN-GON
(13:52:53) <%SnoFox> I was gonna go like four hours ago.
(13:52:56) <&Porygon> No one can top this.
(13:52:59) <+Weedle> lol
(13:53:01) <%SnoFox> Orly?
(13:53:01) <+Weedle> I can
(13:53:03) * SnoFox is now known as Porygon2
(13:53:09) <&Porygon> lol!