<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings

[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby

[18:52] <Azador`> i'm afraid of coma
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep

[21:31] <Tatsyrup> layz, can you not try and insert something in me everytime I am not looking?
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad slave
[21:31] <Tatsyrup> bad

<@wolfbot> hello2u has shot hello2u with a silver bullet!
<@wolfbot> hello2u was the werewolf!
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<@wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<@wolfbot> The game has ended.
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Yes, I did shoot myself to see what happened!

[08:41:15] <+Majic> I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld, I'm made of plastic, it's so fantastic, you can comb my hair, and touch me anywhere!"

<Ravensky> what's that one website where that guy is developing XCHat for winblows?
<Dave> you mean windows?
<Ravensky> ya
<Ravensky> that
<Dave> say it
<Dave> windows
<Ravensky> what's that one website where that guy is developing XChat for windows?
<Freddo|gone> :D
<Dave> i don't know
<Ravensky> ...
<Ravensky> I hate you

[01:54:45] <@Ib> "pot calling the kettle"?
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"

Ib, the norwegian at work.

[20:43] <Majic> You saw nothing.
[20:43] <Majic> You're dreaming....
[20:43] <Majic> You're in your bed.
[20:43] <Majic> All snuggly and warm...
[20:43] <Blankie> No...
[20:43] <Majic> And you're thinking...
[20:43] <Blankie> I am snuggly and warm
[20:43] <Majic> "Damn, Majic is so hawt."
[20:43] <Majic> And you're hugging a teddy bear.
[20:45] <Blankie> lol
[20:45] <Blankie> no
[20:45] <Blankie> i'm sitting
[20:45] <Blankie> wearing like, underwear
[20:45] <Blankie> and it's hot
[20:45] <Blankie> that's what it is
[20:45] <Majic> 0.o
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Blankie is smart. Blankie is nice. Blankie is honest. You should all be like Blankie.