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#1329 (25)
Posted by chaz @ 2009-08-16 14:45:13
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
#68 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-06-17 01:06:48
<Craig> this is like.. a 'whos penis is bigger' competition :/
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
#202 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:10:57
[21:35] <Crypt> i've resisted tasting my own love juice
[21:35] <Crypt> cause if i like it does that mean im gay?

What do you think??
#1607 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-05-22 14:42:38
[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn
#909 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-23 00:42:28
<Majic> If you could be any animal, what would you be?
* Avengeful ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<tomandy> human?
<tomandy> no no
<tomandy> i'd be canadian
#649 (4)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-09-09 19:13:52
<Ib3N> even nightwish was joking about it when they where here last weekend
<Ib3N> hehe
<Olli> lol
<Brick> hm ib, did you go there?
<Ib3N> yup
<Brick> me too
<Brick> ^^
<Ib3N> drunk as a 14 year old slut
<Olli> well, if there's ANY place to do heavy metal it's probably THAT place
<Ib3N> did you see a dude sitting on the shoulders of someone, screamin and waving with the west of a security guard just before nightwish entered the stage?
<Ib3N> <-
<Brick> hahaha, I have you on tape then
<Ib3N> ....
<Ib3N> SHIT
#132 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:49:46
(@DM|Away) the name of the charm :P
(@Scroll^aw) DM|Away aren\'t you supposed to be away?
#1272 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-09-02 10:18:24
11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
#1669 (4)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-10 13:22:11
<pigeon_of_doom> Oh yeah, no dominatrixes, but I'm fine with glow in the dark bunnies :D
#1495 (6)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 17:13:06
13:11 grapey hides behind ol
13:11 Guest08192 You can't hide behind him, he's only two characters wide.
13:12 grapey o
13:12 grapey m
13:12 grapey g
13:12 grapey are you trying to say i'm fat?