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#283 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-01 18:00:14
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<Bismarck> @find teen
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<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
#1341 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 21:19:20
21:04:50 [+Jimraynor] <wolfbot> You're an ordinary villager.
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha
#929 (-3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-09-04 01:12:39
<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P
#1350 (1)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-09-02 11:14:37
[22:02] >wolfbot< see Tril
[22:02] *wolfbot* That player is the village harlot.
#1186 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-25 08:32:19
<oge> good morning to all nice and very good DG players DarkRuler, AwayAngel, beurk, ecko, Gorgar and todays special service hi to Lowlife
<Alexx> Wheres my hello?
<beurk> morning oge
[08:23] <oge> Alexx do not know you. what mad you important ingame ? and why you nice ?
[08:23] <oge> mad+e
[08:23] <Alexx> Ingame....i hide very well because many would spank me :P
[08:23] <Gorgar> morning oge
[08:24] <AwayAngel> moin oge ;)
[08:24] <Alexx> In forums..I sex with monkeys
[08:25] <oge> ok, then if I welcome apes, then I will include you in that list, EgaLs ape list
[08:26] <oge> you front runner in that list
[08:26] <Alexx> Monkeys are not apes -.-
[08:27] <oge> you know better I guess
[08:27] <Alexx> Swing by offtopic sometimes...
[08:27] <oge> what is the difference between sex with ape and monkey
[08:28] <Alexx> about 3 pints
#159 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:57:11
[23:41:26] <+^MeM^> Nude Dangerous Pussies?
[23:41:26] <+ComaBlack> pussy... :O

coma certainly became active when neil mentions pusseh ^^
#686 (-1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-10-16 14:47:37
[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...
#88 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:26
[18:11] <Karate|Asleepin> yes i always wanted to be butt nekid in a window with pervs lookin at me

I KNEW IT!
#590 (-1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-06-29 00:08:41
<Proweler> mmh, beeing inteligent and asking qeustions don't go to gether
<Proweler> every time you finished writing your qeustion you know the awnser

Well, he was smart enough to realise that ;o
#1361 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 20:59:16
<wolfbot> A new game has begun! Please wait, assigning roles...
<wolfbot> Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
<wolfbot> DAY Breaks! Sunlight pierces the sky. The village awakes in horror... to find the mutilated body of W00T!!
<wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<wolfbot> The game has ended.
<calamari> wth...