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[03:26] <%Majic> :]
[03:27] <+zzz> Prompt please where to download your services ?
[03:27] <%Katie> What?
[03:27] <%Majic> What services? :)
[03:28] <+Gamelife> www.brothel.com
[03:28] <+zzz> thanks
[03:28] <+Gamelife> my pleasure
[03:28] <%Katie> Gamelife: No.
[03:28] <%Majic> wat.
[03:28] <+dz> lmao
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[03:27] <+zzz> Prompt please where to download your services ?
[03:27] <%Katie> What?
[03:27] <%Majic> What services? :)
[03:28] <+Gamelife> www.brothel.com
[03:28] <+zzz> thanks
[03:28] <+Gamelife> my pleasure
[03:28] <%Katie> Gamelife: No.
[03:28] <%Majic> wat.
[03:28] <+dz> lmao
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<Mokoni> I've done 22 hours straight with my dad...
<Alisaihin> What
<AB3JU> might want to specify that's driving before someone takes it out of context
<Curly> XD
<Alisaihin> What
<AB3JU> might want to specify that's driving before someone takes it out of context
<Curly> XD
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) What do you need a penis for?
[6:14] ! @Khimaera doesn't
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) yes you do khim :P
[6:14] @(Khimaera) Well I suppose I could use one to attack people with
[6:14] ! @Khimaera doesn't
[6:14] (KillerTV|WoW) yes you do khim :P
[6:14] @(Khimaera) Well I suppose I could use one to attack people with
[20:32] <Togy> im not gay
[20:32] <Togy> i just like playing ;)
[20:32] <Togy> i just like playing ;)
<drathlin> luke skywalker vs frodo
<drathlin> who wins?
<Magnus> Ewoks.
<Magnus> Actually.
<Magnus> It would be Luke, unless the Frodo had the ring and the ring made a force bubble
<Magnus> Then it could be kind of even, since Frodo would be invisible and force unknown
<Magnus> But Luke could use the force in other ways
<Magnus> So, it depends <:)
<drathlin> frodo would just give the ring to him and let sauron pwn him
<Magnus> Honestly, I think a Star Destroyer can own Sauron.
<Blaker> Yeah, probably
<Blaker> I don't think Sauron's armor can stop lasers
<drathlin> who wins?
<Magnus> Ewoks.
<Magnus> Actually.
<Magnus> It would be Luke, unless the Frodo had the ring and the ring made a force bubble
<Magnus> Then it could be kind of even, since Frodo would be invisible and force unknown
<Magnus> But Luke could use the force in other ways
<Magnus> So, it depends <:)
<drathlin> frodo would just give the ring to him and let sauron pwn him
<Magnus> Honestly, I think a Star Destroyer can own Sauron.
<Blaker> Yeah, probably
<Blaker> I don't think Sauron's armor can stop lasers
<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN
[03:04] <Beer> people are allowed to have sex with goats in some places though SirOlli
[03:04] <Majic> ....
[03:04] <Majic> omfg....
[03:04] <w00t> mmm, goats.
[03:04] <Majic> ....
[03:04] <Majic> omfg....
[03:04] <w00t> mmm, goats.
[22:45] <ol> I'm sure we can find something better to stick in your mouth...
[20:13] * [BRC]Ingus should be able to make his own threads sticky ;/
[20:15] <Lowlife> umm
[20:15] <Lowlife> <.<
[20:15] <Lowlife> >.>
[20:15] <[BRC]Ingus> no!
[20:15] <Lowlife> umm
[20:15] <Lowlife> <.<
[20:15] <Lowlife> >.>
[20:15] <[BRC]Ingus> no!
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
