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#1032 (-3)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2006-12-03 21:51:30
[15:49] <UESPUser> hey i'm like a friggin' genious!!!
#331 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-24 18:22:46
<SirOlli> well...gotta go, time to play the tuba soon
<[BR]mistress> :)
<Naturalbornhippy> hehe
<Naturalbornhippy> tuba.
<Naturalbornhippy> you are one of this fat bavarians?
<SirOlli> not excactly... www.to-scotland.de/olli/fun/omtb.JPG
<Naturalbornhippy> ah
<Naturalbornhippy> not that fat :P
* Naturalbornhippy hides
#951 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2006-09-19 00:38:17
*Aristeo sets mode +b on Russiancleaninglady.
20:34 <Russiancleaninglady> what..
<Russiancleaninglady> ehh come on
<Russiancleaninglady> im sorry
<Russiancleaninglady> ok man ill keep quiet amigo
<Aristeo> Nope. Too late
<Russiancleaninglady> naaw man
<Russiancleaninglady> im bored
<Russiancleaninglady> please bro
<Aristeo> Okay...
<Russiancleaninglady> im beggin ya
*Aristeo sets mode -b on Russiancleaninglady.
<Russiancleaninglady> thanks man

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#531 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-04-25 00:28:29
[00:12:46] %Ordie notices two adults seeing a stupid almost sex-chat show, while saying "this program is stupid" "yes, clearly no sense at all" "idiotic" but watching it carefully.
[00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe
[00:14:58] [+Surfer|AFK] [00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe <-- Pr0n?
[00:15:03] [%Ordie] No.
[00:15:04] [%Ordie] Like
[00:15:09] [%Ordie] It's some kind of talk show
[00:15:10] [+Surfer|AFK] It's pr0n isn't it?
[00:15:30] [%Ordie] But a girl is describing her "first lesbian experience"
[00:15:35] [+Surfer|AFK] ahhh
[00:15:38] [+Surfer|AFK] lesbian pr0n
[00:15:40] [+Surfer|AFK] :)
[00:15:43] [%Ordie] ...
#1507 (9)
Posted by goose @ 2010-03-04 18:36:17
<+Duck> Hey goose
<+Duck> I'm really happy for you
<+Duck> and imma let you finish
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#917 (-3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-25 15:40:43
<Onimae> What would be the default name of my hard drive in Linux?
<Rane> Doomed.
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#812 (4)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-06-23 03:37:02
<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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#1763 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-10-28 16:10:46
<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy