[07/01/05 || 07:52:44] <%Vivikins> lol no
[07/01/05 || 07:52:48] <%Vivikins> no it fits
[07/01/05 || 07:52:50] <%Vivikins> im just saying
[07/01/05 || 07:52:51] <%Vivikins> its too big

<intok> Predators make great pets
<Supertanker> They're CUTE. :D
<intok> you want to see something gory though get a 100 gallon tank, 5 red piranha and drop in a a few goldfish every now and then
<Supertanker> Forget goldfish.
<intok> what? you want some carp from the lake?
<intok> or you want to dunk in your enemies?
<Supertanker> Start dropping people you don't like in there.
<goose> oh
<goose> i thought you meant like
<goose> aliens versus predators, predator
<goose> that'd be the best pet ever

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<ed> :I
<mordecai> BACKSTREET BOYS
<mordecai> \M/
<Bernhammer> \M/
<Bernhammer> Backstreet's Back!
<mordecai> ALRIGHT
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<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.

[10:19] <%Olli> careful where you aim that thing!

Taking things out of context is so much fun.

Precognition is fun... :D

* Elphaba is watching a cheesy Elvis movie
<Lurker> aren't they all?
<Elphaba> hhahaha some were cheesier then others
<Elphaba> this is one of my 3 favorite elvis movies
<SirOlli> elvis movies
<SirOlli> oh the times
<SirOlli> Blue Hawaii
<SirOlli> :D
<Elphaba> that is the one I watching!!
<SirOlli> ...
<SirOlli> I can't believe I did it again

[01:31] <CheeseSoda> we should go to the PETA headquarters
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> bring some burgers
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> and KFC
[01:31] <xptek> And eat a shitload of chickens
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> and start eating in front of the building
[01:31] <CheeseSoda> yes
[01:31] <xptek> :)
[01:33] <CheeseSoda> then bring one of your dogs
[01:33] <CheeseSoda> and we'll give your dog a bath with animal tested products
[01:34] <xptek> LOL

[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready

(03:19:59 PM) Doodle: >accidentally flick urine onto shirt
(03:20:06 PM) Pigyman: ...
(03:20:09 PM) Pigyman: h...
(03:20:11 PM) Pigyman: how?
(03:20:15 PM) Doodle: eating ice cream
(03:20:32 PM) YOUNGSTER: Uh
(03:20:36 PM) YOUNGSTER: wut
(03:20:37 PM) Pigyman: um

[22:05] <Carbon> I should sleep
[22:06] <Carbon> I now have a tshirt saying "No, I will not fix your computer"
[22:07] <Curly> lol
[22:07] <Carbon> :)
[22:07] <Stealthie> but you WILL fix my computer
[22:07] <Carbon> no I won't
[22:08] <Carbon> D:
[22:08] * Hydrogen 'fixes' FallingUp's computers
[22:09] <Hydrogen> The hard drives are now 100% full, and contain nothing other than uninstalled images of a 7 year old osx install