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#625 (7)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-03 12:41:35
<Patrick> does the .exe work on Linux?
<Ib3N> ....
#753 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-03-18 21:33:03
[21:31] <ol> your problem stems from an interface error causing vocal routing via the anus
#1639 (4)
Posted by Beer @ 2011-08-07 21:54:42
21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-
#253 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:18
<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay
#1520 (3)
Posted by CootieMonster @ 2010-06-01 01:13:43
[17:06] <Empireth> Woo, plastic cuts!
[17:06] * Stryker has strange cravings...
[17:06] <Empireth> Those suck balls!
[17:06] * Stryker rubs her stomach.
[17:06] <varchld> O_o
[17:06] <Empireth> <.<
[17:06] <Empireth> The timing was not intentional.
[17:06] <varchld> hehe
[17:06] <Stryker> xD
#1687 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-03 02:14:14
[03:11] <I3liTzZ> craig i have an idea
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> go on..
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> why put game more defencible as possible
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> war ships more spencifless
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
#432 (3)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2005-01-16 22:05:58
<DarkLiege> what were you waiting for grapey?
<grapey> life?
<grapey> ;)
<ol> don't hang around on IRC then, go out and grab it by the balls ;)
<DarkLiege> well not the balls
<DarkLiege> grab it by the shaft
<DarkLiege> and gently yank a few times
<DarkLiege> life will deffinitely come to you then ;)
#1369 (1)
Posted by Taros @ 2009-09-17 01:26:16
20:11 -!- Nickname [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
20:11 < Nickname> wat
20:12 < Nickname> i can`t fucking change my dick
#1568 (0)
Posted by RagnorakTres @ 2011-02-03 17:33:27
PedroWorkingHard: Interrobanging, a Porn about Punctuation
Starnerf[work]: More like Pornctuation
Starnerf[work]: amirite?
#723 (0)
Posted by smokeala @ 2006-01-21 07:09:28
<NoMorePie> [ Question 79 of 100: [Category: Movies] in the film 'the lovebug', what number was painted on the side of 'herbie' the vw bug? ]
<NoMorePie> [ First hint: number on the side of 'herbie the love bug' ]
<smokeala> :(