[13:42] * w00t whips SexSlave
[13:42] <SexSlave> STOP IT!
[13:42] <SexSlave> I am not here for ur pleasure.

<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

* Elphaba snickers
* SirOlli mars
[several mins of nothing at all]
<Darzan> LOL
<Darzan> I finally got the joke
<Darzan> ahahahahahahaha
<Elphaba> hahaha
<Brik> lol
<Darzan> shup
<Darzan> gotta go
<Darzan> ;
<Darzan> )
<Darzan> ACK!
<Darzan> ;)
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(&Brain) remember to whip QA some to get them tested :P
(&Special) gladly
(&Special) can I borrow your pink handcuffs?
(&Brain) no theyre packed away for my trip to vegas :<
(&Special) damn.
(&Brain) you can borrow my whip and chains
(&Brain) *hands them over*
(&Special) i'd ask w00t, but his are always sticky
(&Brain) haha

<^MeM^|Away> you'll be a gibbering moron in no time craig.
<Beer> what do you mean in no time? ;p
<Olli> not much change there ;)
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Elyas> for the better, too

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<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol

<Ib3N> there should be something called a emergency toothpick!
<Ib3N> whenever you need a toothpick caus something has stuck in your teeth but you cant get it out with your fingers... you should call someone and they should fly in a toothpick withing 5 minutes
<Ib3N> BLEH
<[OPA]Garafk> I had a toothpick being stuck in my teeth the other day
<[OPA]Garafk> took me a 2nd one to get the first one out
<[OPA]Garafk> :/
<Ib3N> hehe

<pigeon_of_doom> Right, so, this keeps up, you die, I can buy Emp off for less, and get voice? I see no downside to this.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.

[14:10] * ol swaps positions with Ib3N
[14:10] <[Brain]> Pii!
[14:10] <Ib3Nwrk> Oh yea!
[14:10] <Pii> lo
[14:10] <ol> slow start...
[14:10] <Ib3Nwrk> c'om, give it to me harder! you know how I like it
[14:11] * ol makes note to buy strap-on for xmon :)

[21:08] * SHK licks Sanity. No
[21:08] <SHK> I'm good
[21:08] <SHK> Weekend!!!
[21:09] * Sanity gets wet.
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OOC FTW guys