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#327 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:13:46
(JediIgor) Wow now you're just arguing about technicalities

Yet lo and behold what he said before:

(JediIgor) For the entire duration of this chat I have not been talking, I have been typing on a keyboard, get your terms together
#508 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-04-02 22:43:43
[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS
#631 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-08-10 04:22:49
[13:24:57] * ping
[13:24:59] * pong
[13:25:00] * ping
[13:25:02] * pong
[13:25:03] * ping

..Some people have way too much time on their hands..
#407 (2)
Posted by Dave @ 2005-01-07 01:08:49
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<Mech> ROFL
<Mech> I wonder if that was the real dotcomguy...:D
<Pitfan> I hope so, it's much more funny that way
<Dave> i think that's him
<typobox43> yeah, that was him. ;)

Not even IRCops are above the scan.
#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#1631 (6)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-07-09 00:30:04
<w00t> it's not like there's so many cocks they're flying around into people's mouths accidentally when they open them

(life is much more fun without context)
#692 (3)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-10-21 18:17:03
<DQWork> a mic cost 2 euros ;) u CAN afford that :P
<Dr_Kev> not all of us can flash our rack and get a discount at PC world
<DQWork> well YOU can!
<Dr_Kev> damn >_<
<Dr_Kev> should have seen that coming
#389 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-02 22:26:00
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
#1470 (-1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-02 03:50:34
<~Hisakata> Hisakata go to bed.
<~Hisakata> Higurashi* >____>;
<@Novajam> Heheh
* &Higurashi (sound@off) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<~Hisakata> IT WORKED >:D
#1441 (3)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-12-05 19:11:45
[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao