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#1717 (3)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2012-11-02 11:04:53
<titsos> lips would be weird in my area
#421 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-12 19:40:15
[14:39] <Togy> why go on holiday when you can just sit at home and wank
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#1785 (1)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-24 20:00:52
20:58:53 <+Katze> I don't think I've ever stopped chatting on here just because I had a girlfriend
20:59:02 <+Katze> but I can only barely remember the last time I had a girlfriend D:
20:59:18 < Anne-Gwenn> Katze: and now you're happy with both your boyfriend and your car!
20:59:29 <+Katze> I what?
20:59:29 <+Sporks> someone said I what is this i don't even'd.
20:59:30 <%SpeedWacer> I just chat while I'm at my desk
20:59:36 * Tommy snorts
20:59:39 <%SpeedWacer> And whenever I actually have something to say
20:59:41 <+Tommy> embrace it, Katze
20:59:46 <+Katze> Tbh my car is the closest thing to a partner I have D:
#807 (0)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 05:11:04
<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#1423 (7)
Posted by goose @ 2009-11-12 20:46:39
<goose> BY THE POWER OF GOOSE, I VOICE YOU TWILIGHT-
* goose gives voice to Taros
<goose> er
* goose gives voice to Twilight-
<goose> there
<Shawn> LOL
<Iain> lol
<Shawn> Nice fail goose
<Shawn> Nice fail.
<goose> SHUT UP
#1121 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-06 23:34:58
<Excal> eth0! :D
<eth0|laptop> lo
<eth0|laptop> stupid dsl modem got reset this morning by a power outage :(
<Excal> :/
<Excal> I visited your website earlier, still lacking content ;)
* eth0|laptop has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
<Excal> -__-'
#1736 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-04-13 21:22:04
[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week
#1658 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2011-10-31 18:00:46
<Olli> lizzy: probably :) we should visit each other ^^
<Lizzy> thats something i will never do
#1183 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-09-23 01:52:02
<Magnus|Cleric> Epy isn't AFK? GASP!
<Striker> Epy2|AFK is
<Epy2|AFK> ur mom's afk
<Striker> She's right here D:
<AngryMutantPenguin> My mom loves me very much :(
<Striker> She loves me very much too ;D
<AngryMutantPenguin> :'(
<Ratwar> Is AMP's mom hot?
<Striker> I don't know I wear a paper bag on my head XD
<Ratwar> Classy.
<Epy> Spunky
<AngryMutantPenguin> Hooray!