* LaptopBrain crunches Duck many times against a bloody, disgusting Atka mackerel

* LaptopBrain beautifies Duck infinitely against the outside of a Southern hake

[18:51] <say> hey. im curious
[18:51] <say> where is this stitch server located
[18:52] <Magnus> On the planet Earth.
[18:52] <Magnus> In a SysOp's mother's basement.
[18:52] <Magnus> ;)
[18:53] <say> you mean, SysOpers Condo?
[18:54] <Magnus> No, I mean the basement of a SysOpers mothers house.
[18:54] <say> yes, he calls it a condo
[18:56] * Karate is sitting on hold on the phone -.-
[18:56] <Craig|Work> pfft, my mother doesn't have a basement
[18:56] <Craig|Work> it's in the freakin attic

[18:59] <&w00t> Brik: can you cook KFC?
[18:59] <&w00t> that would make me worship you even more than if pepsi came out of your nipples

[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:44am * Karate|AFK kicks her inet very hard repeatedly
[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:51am * Disconnected

[02:43] <IWArapter> does Darzan count/
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick &#8249;1&#8250;)

[08:29:16] <Tarwen> Well I was 7 when I did it
[08:29:27] <Tarwen> It was at schoool
[08:29:30] <Tarwen> It tasted so good there

[23:37] <Majic> christel: I got a new keyboard. :x (full-size alluminum iMac superspecialawesome keyboard) I named it christel. :x
[23:37] <christel> Majic: awwww
[23:38] <christel> thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever done ever!
[23:38] <christel> i think
[23:38] <Majic> I also got a new mouse, but I named that one Special. :x
[23:38] <christel> haha
[23:38] <w00t> Majic, is it pink?
[23:38] <christel> peenk!
[23:38] <Majic> My display is named nenolod, cause it's always in my face. :D

[08:18:18] <Gaelith> I've been on the internet sine I was 12
[08:18:35] <Gaelith> I have an encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.
[08:19:35] <Rane> That must come in handy ever now and then.
[08:19:45] <Gaelith> Yes. Yes it does.
[08:19:48] <Gaelith> I hope to make a career of it.
[08:19:56] <Freddo> Your parents must be very proud :p
[08:20:06] <Gaelith> They're just glad I'm not a serial killer

* SnoFox isn't sure if the words he is using anymore are real words.
<%SnoFox> Do we have a grammar fascist in the house? *cough*Doc*cough*
-!- Doc [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
<%SnoFox> Speak of the devil.

* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights