* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean

* Craig was kicked by Azhrarn (FLooding (1 idiocy in 10s))

[05:25:23] <ProwDreams> Internet connection 15$ per month, Diet Coke 0.60$, an odd remark by Andres, Priceless.

:55:20) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised array.. sounds good :D
(03:55:54) (@Archy`) That's the word I was looking for. I was thinking of quontom physical econmic array
(03:55:57) ! @Archy` slaps forehead
(03:56:21) (@Craig-Away) sarcasm doesnt really work with you m8
(03:56:32) (@Archy`) Especially when I can't spell :P
(03:57:06) (@Archy`) Hmmm
(03:57:12) (@Archy`) How about "Rounds played"
(03:57:35) (@Craig-Away) that will be calculated using rounds won :p
(03:57:39) (@Archy`) And to make it alot of work, you could include indiviual playere kills/deaths :P
(03:57:47) (@Craig-Away) thats overkill
(03:57:52) (@Craig-Away) cause someones gonna have to memorise it
(03:57:55) (@Craig-Away) and type it in :p
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) its doable thou
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) :D
(03:58:33) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised multi-dimentional array :p
(03:58:46) (@Archy`) I'll get right on it
(03:59:03) (@Archy`) But first, I've got to shit four-leafed clovers then milk my flying cow :P

[00:26] <Proweler> Is google advertising penis enlargements now?
[00:26] <Proweler> " | New! Bigger attachments | "

[20:12] * FrostyCoolSlug creates a new windows user called 'I like solitaire' so when people come on in the morning, they know where to click :D

<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.

[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower

Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/

[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true