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<Craig-Away> LA LA FUCKING LA! :/
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)
<kujoe> I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly channel?
<kujoe> :o
<Herbstwind> nope, hes channelowner and can do whatever he likes!
<kujoe> typo got after me earlier for even insinuating sex
<kujoe> nazi's! :P
<Herbstwind> yeah kujoe, its an unfair world, i have been baned for pygme rape sex...
<Herbstwind> no idea why thou
<kujoe> LMAO
<kujoe> yah I remember
* You were kicked by Azhrarn (Because it's spelled Pygmy!)
-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! *ahem*
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/
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-Global- From Brain: Apologies for the fault in our global slug. Those responsible for telling the global slug to global have been hit with a rake. Have a nice day!
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-Global- From w00t[afk: Read: Brain poured salt on him. (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: *cries* (
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-Global- From FrostyCoolSlug: they are all evil bas*ards, i tell ya ;(
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-Global- From w00t[afk: [19:36:21] * @Brain superglues a shell to FrostyCoolSlug and sets him loose in france <----- someone call the RSPCA :/
[22:54] <Loki> we should e-mail Gates and be like
[22:54] <Loki> "remember me? I arrested you for speeding in the 70's!"
[22:54] <Loki> "I use Linux! screw you!"
[22:54] <Loki> "remember me? I arrested you for speeding in the 70's!"
[22:54] <Loki> "I use Linux! screw you!"
[20:53:34] <+Tril> Higurashi: do you have a sexy voice ? :o
[20:56:35] <%Higurashi> They say so, Tril.
<3
[20:56:35] <%Higurashi> They say so, Tril.
<3
11:28 <%w00t> *shrug* different cock times?
[11:09] <Jango> was togy's hard rateh?
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
[11:09] <Karate|Munchin> not more then mine usually is
[11:09] <Togy> :o
[11:09] <Togy> did you play with my nobs like i told you?
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> nope
[11:10] <Togy> can make it harder if you play with them
[11:10] <Togy> the one on the head makes it harder
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> well i did switch one of em
[11:10] <Karate|Munchin> at the end
[11:10] <Togy> ah see
[11:10] <Togy> you want the head not the end
[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;
<tomandy> heres a tip for studying
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
<tomandy> get a lil sexually excited
<tomandy> and youll remember the textbook better
<ol> nonsense
<Beer> wouldn't you be too busy having a quick wank to study like that? :p
<SirOlli> my word, beer.
<tomandy> heh
<tomandy> it worked for me in 9th grade
<ol> its better to finish off, as that releases hormones into the bloodstream ;)
<tomandy> heh
<Karate> i always do that ol...
<Togy> drugs in the uk are cheapest they've ever been
<Togy> 1.95 for a line of cocaine
<Togy> apparently
<Togy> cannabis costs less than 10 for 20 joints worth
<Coma|zzZZzz> lol
<Olli|radio> is that street price our discount?
<Coma|zzZZzz> how do YOU know togy?
<Togy> newspaper coma :p
<Olli|radio> how do THEY know?
<Togy> cuz they're crack addicts
<Togy> and manchester is bound to have plenty of dealers
<Olli|radio> I though crack is some weird heroin mix? how do they know cannabis price then?
<Coma|zzZZzz> i think Togy is sweating atm :p
<Togy> 1.95 for a line of cocaine
<Togy> apparently
<Togy> cannabis costs less than 10 for 20 joints worth
<Coma|zzZZzz> lol
<Olli|radio> is that street price our discount?
<Coma|zzZZzz> how do YOU know togy?
<Togy> newspaper coma :p
<Olli|radio> how do THEY know?
<Togy> cuz they're crack addicts
<Togy> and manchester is bound to have plenty of dealers
<Olli|radio> I though crack is some weird heroin mix? how do they know cannabis price then?
<Coma|zzZZzz> i think Togy is sweating atm :p
12:27pm --> LinDaa has joined #chatspike
12:28pm < LinDaa> goodness =.=
12:28pm < LinDaa> finally i got in
12:33pm <@Higurashi> That's what he said.
12:28pm < LinDaa> goodness =.=
12:28pm < LinDaa> finally i got in
12:33pm <@Higurashi> That's what he said.
