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#938 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-10 04:12:41
[20:09] <Mahadeva> the future lies in snuff films :D
[20:09] <Mahadeva> you get people like LinkTetra and you shave off all their body hair
[20:10] <Mahadeva> lots of it and shit
[20:10] <Mahadeva> and you tape while you skin them alive
[20:10] <Mahadeva> then you sell the tape in a private rich guy auction
#1275 (16)
Posted by VaatixGanon @ 2008-09-08 06:30:18
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
#1341 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-08-31 21:19:20
21:04:50 [+Jimraynor] <wolfbot> You're an ordinary villager.
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha
#625 (7)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-03 12:41:35
<Patrick> does the .exe work on Linux?
<Ib3N> ....
#201 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:10:44
[23:25] <[Brain]> M$ offered to buy out google a bit back
[23:25] <[Brain]> they shoved the deal up M$'s ass
[23:26] <[Brain]> can you imagine, they'd have made it look like MSN homepage
[23:26] <[Brain]> or even worse look and work like hotmail :(
[23:26] <[Brain]> "welcome to microsoft google. the almighty MS GOOGLE has already decided where you want to go today and has selected search results for you! Buy viagra online! Clear your mortage now!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> or...
[23:27] <[Brain]> "the ALMIGHTY MS GOOGLE has determined your likely search criteria based on the contents of your hotmail inbox and has provided the following search results..."
[23:27] <[Brain]> "date now online"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "download virus creation kits"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "porn!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "more porn!"
[23:27] <Mike468> welcome to spam.com!
[23:28] <Mike468> lmao
#1450 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-19 22:51:38
* %goose hugs grapey
* %grapey ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<+Doc> hugged her too hard, goose
#87 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:15
[18:09] <Karate|Asleepin> i wanted to go in and try out the women? wha?
[18:10] <Togy> no
[18:10] <Togy> you wanted to try out being naked in the window
[18:10] <Chronus> lol
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> LOL
[18:10] <Jango> rofl
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> yes my fondest dream
#46 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:05
<Marie|DISHES> and someone changed my nick ... *looks at Brain* :p
* [Brain] whistles nonchalantly
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#646 (2)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-09-07 11:23:14
[20:19] <[BRC]Ingus> LO TAE HOW ARE YOU :P
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> head hurts
[20:19] <[TAE]Hangover> fucking xtrafresh