[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork

[22:23] <doll_licca> And if people don't know by now, Sara 41 is out the door. :)
[22:23] <ElderKain> what you mean?
[22:23] <ElderKain> you mean kicked out?
[22:23] <doll_licca> This episode is brought to you by the four letter word that begins with the letter "f".
[22:24] <ElderKain> lol
[22:24] <ElderKain> 1 Little F Hahaha, 2 Little F Hahaha, 3 Little F Hahaha, 4 I say 4 Little F Hahaha!
[23:53] <ElderKain> And the 4-letter F-word stated. now the 4-letter S-word is gonna hit the fan, lol.
[00:01] <Lexica-chan> suntan oil! and to make it fit in four letters... SOIL!

* ~Kumi looks sideways at Zooey
<~Kumi> You go for the arms
<~Kumi> I'll get the legs
<+pigeon_of_doom> Where, do you WANT to be castrated? I'd run. NOW.
<~Kumi> We'll have him yet.
<@Duck> o.o;

<Strawberry_Kittens> There's nothing wrong with trolls.
<_jzl> yes, trolling is a sport
<_jzl> with every sport there are rules, like NEVER MAKE FUN OF MY NICK.
<Strawberry_Kittens> I believe you mean AN sport.
<_jzl> ?
<_jzl> AN?

<Majic> Grr...
<Majic> The "Laptop" nicks are stupid. T.T
<Majic> Better yet
* Majic is now known as Majic|Computer
* You are now known as Goose|IRC
* Majic|Computer is now known as Majic|Connected
* LaptopBricker is now known as IRCNick
* IRCNick is now known as Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC
* Majic|Connected is now known as Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX
* You are now known as Goose|HACKINGMAJIC
* Majic|LONGEXTRANEOUSNICKSUFFIX is now known as Majic|Hax0red
* You are now known as Goose|STEALING_IDENTITIES
* Majic|Hax0red is now known as Majic|STOLEDED
* You are now known as Goose|Invented_inspIRCd
* Bricker|ICQ|AIM|IRC is now known as LaptopBricker
* Majic|STOLEDED is now known as Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse
* You are now known as Goose|CreatorOfMajic
* Majic|CreatorofTheUniverse is now known as Majic|CreatorofSexy
* LaptopBricker has kicked Majic|CreatorofSexy from #inspircd (nick abuse. goose is next :P)
* You are now known as Goose
<LaptopBricker> <3

<+goose> pfft
<+goose> everyone hits on me around here
<%Olli> I don't!
<+Kumi> I don't!
<+Kuro> I haven't, yet.
<+goose> let me clarify
* H hits on goose
<+goose> by 'hit on', I am not referring to flirting
<+goose> by 'hit on', I actually mean phyiscally hitting, like, beating
<+Kumi> Oh, yeah
<+H> Same thing, goose.
<+H> :3
<+Kumi> I yell at goose a lot.
<+goose> so as previously mentioned, everyone hits on me around here
* Olli kicks goose in the fleshy buttocks

<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Silver
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
* Silver is now known as LaptopExcal
<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
* [IP]Dolon is now known as Excal
* LaptopExcal is now known as [IP]Dolon
* Excal is now known as LaptopExcal
* [IP]HoboJoe has joined #active
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa [IP]HoboJoe [IP]HoboJoe
<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!

[16:59:44] <+Neosage> i really want a whale's penis now....
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.

[22:17] <Archy`> I never bother checking polls. Most of the time it's people either saying "Should I get op?" or "Does my bum look big in this?" :P
[22:17] <typobox43> In which case, the answers are No and Yes respectively

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<stargelman> Brain, you're disgusting.
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