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<Antipaticu`> is brick boy or girl?
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Brik> there is no brick in here
<Antipaticu`> Brik
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> is girl or boy?
<Antipaticu`> :)
* [BORG]Lowlife rols his eyes
<[BORG]Lowlife> :p
<Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you?
<Antipaticu`> only this time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Brik> so you'll remember it this time?
<Antipaticu`> yea i will rememer next time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Antipaticu`> so
<Antipaticu`> girl or boy?
<Brik> err
<Brik> <Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you? <- read the first word there
<Brik> :P
<Antipaticu`> umm
<Antipaticu`> ook
<Antipaticu`> so lowlife is homosexual. . . .
<Brik> yeah, you didn't know?
<Antipaticu`> :O
<Brik> and so am I ;)
* Antipaticu` hides
<Antipaticu`> :O
<-- Antipaticu` ([email protected]) has left #poker
*rofl*
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Brik> there is no brick in here
<Antipaticu`> Brik
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> is girl or boy?
<Antipaticu`> :)
* [BORG]Lowlife rols his eyes
<[BORG]Lowlife> :p
<Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you?
<Antipaticu`> only this time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Brik> so you'll remember it this time?
<Antipaticu`> yea i will rememer next time
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Antipaticu`> so
<Antipaticu`> girl or boy?
<Brik> err
<Brik> <Brik> boy, how many times do I have to tell you? <- read the first word there
<Brik> :P
<Antipaticu`> umm
<Antipaticu`> ook
<Antipaticu`> so lowlife is homosexual. . . .
<Brik> yeah, you didn't know?
<Antipaticu`> :O
<Brik> and so am I ;)
* Antipaticu` hides
<Antipaticu`> :O
<-- Antipaticu` ([email protected]) has left #poker
*rofl*
<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
* Joins: Calamari ([email protected])
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Calamari
<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
* Joins: Calamari ([email protected])
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Calamari
<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
* typobox43 needs to stop sucking
[21:09] * SporkfireDDO ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * Sporkfire ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * EckelberryDDO ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * Ken ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
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[21:09] * Sporkfire ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * EckelberryDDO ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * Ken ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * JustinQuimby ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
03:15:59 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:06 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:09 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:10 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:11 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:12 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:15 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:15 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:20 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:25 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:16:29 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:46 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:17:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D:D
03:17:09 Majic|Irssi ahaha, looks like a kawk sideways. :D
03:16:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:06 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:09 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:10 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:11 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:12 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:15 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:15 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:20 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:25 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:16:29 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:46 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:17:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D:D
03:17:09 Majic|Irssi ahaha, looks like a kawk sideways. :D
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.
<Managore> FUCK
<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
<Managore> NO
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> SHIT
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK
<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
<Managore> NO
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> SHIT
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK
[20:18] <Infiniti> Good evening ^^
[20:18] <Infiniti> And what a nice evening it is too...
[20:18] <Doll_Licca> It is.
[20:18] <Infiniti> AND
[20:18] <Infiniti> its going to get better I bet lol
[20:19] <Infiniti> < Found $20 on the ground earlier
[20:19] <Doll_Licca> WOW!
[20:19] <Infiniti> Just going into the 7/11 getting some drink
[20:19] * ElderKain`AFK is now known as ElderKain
[20:19] <Infiniti> and got lucky
...
[11:01] <Infiniti> Good MORNING everyone!~~~
[11:01] <Infiniti> Damn it's another awesome day
[11:04] <Doll_Licca> Did you find a $50 bill this time around?
[20:18] <Infiniti> And what a nice evening it is too...
[20:18] <Doll_Licca> It is.
[20:18] <Infiniti> AND
[20:18] <Infiniti> its going to get better I bet lol
[20:19] <Infiniti> < Found $20 on the ground earlier
[20:19] <Doll_Licca> WOW!
[20:19] <Infiniti> Just going into the 7/11 getting some drink
[20:19] * ElderKain`AFK is now known as ElderKain
[20:19] <Infiniti> and got lucky
...
[11:01] <Infiniti> Good MORNING everyone!~~~
[11:01] <Infiniti> Damn it's another awesome day
[11:04] <Doll_Licca> Did you find a $50 bill this time around?
<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha
--
Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha
--
Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
