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#1560 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2010-12-13 23:00:50
<DukePyrolator> Windows servers are very secure. You can't hack a server thats down.
#497 (2)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-09-26 11:45:22
--- [OPA]GarazzZZ is now known as [OPA]Garak
* [OPA]Garak bangs to Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or later
<[OPA]Garak> Erm... my head that is
<[OPA]Garak> G'day guys
#173 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:01:09
[17:33] * Togy licks vivi
[17:33] <Tomato> lol
[17:33] * eddy licks Togy
[17:34] * Togy humps eddy
[17:34] * eddy moans
[17:34] * Dan_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:34] * ol gets the tissues
[17:34] * eddy gets vaseline
[17:35] * Karate|AFK gets a firehose
[17:35] <eddy> someone better not dare quote that
[17:35] * Karate|AFK sprays the two down
#938 (-1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-10 04:12:41
[20:09] <Mahadeva> the future lies in snuff films :D
[20:09] <Mahadeva> you get people like LinkTetra and you shave off all their body hair
[20:10] <Mahadeva> lots of it and shit
[20:10] <Mahadeva> and you tape while you skin them alive
[20:10] <Mahadeva> then you sell the tape in a private rich guy auction
#197 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:25
[09:06:14] ��� join, [RD] [[email protected]]
[09:06:15] �� mode, [ChanServ] sets [+oa RD RD]
[09:06:33] [@RD] uh
[09:07:03] [+Coma] RD
[09:07:09] [@RD] heyhun
[09:07:09] [+Coma] do you shave ur balls?
#1613 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:24:49
psychic olli strikes again:
[21:18:41] <+Alisaihin> Also, pop question-HOW OLD AM I? Those who have my facebook cannot answer
[21:19:23] <+Olli|2> 17 and a half
[21:19:27] Olli|2 [[email protected]] hei����t nun Olli
[21:21:01] <+Alisaihin> ...holy shit
[21:21:12] <%Minion> o.o
[21:21:24] <+Alisaihin> uh, that was spot on Olli
[21:21:38] <+Alisaihin> I'm only a couple months from 18...
[21:21:41] <+Olli> bow to your master.


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#1574 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-02-24 11:31:38
<Dustin> kumi can you kick where
* where has quit (Quit: )
#1117 (0)
Posted by jujimufu @ 2007-05-04 22:32:52
(in #trivia)


<jujimufu> Sporks: say "I wish I knew"
<Sporks> jujimufu: excuse me?
<jujimufu> Sporks: just say it..
<Sporks> jujimufu: what?
<jujimufu> Sporks: can you say "I wish I knew"?
<Sporks> jujimufu: wish i knew
<jujimufu> there you go...
#642 (1)
Posted by Patrick @ 2005-09-04 12:43:00
[12:09:49] <w00t> hai hai :o
[12:13:32] <kimmy> hi
[12:13:33] <Sporks> privet, kimmy
[12:14:19] <-- kimmy has left this channel. ()
[12:14:58] <w00t> O.o
[12:48:56] <Patrick> odd
[12:50:11] <w00t> very
[13:38:19] <Patrick> extremly
[13:38:46] <w00t> totally
[13:39:32] <Patrick> w00tly
[13:39:53] <w00t> Patricily
[13:40:25] <Patrick> damnly
[13:40:35] <w00t> beat me there :(
[13:40:57] <Patrick> successfully
[13:41:09] <Patrick> :)
#1672 (0)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-01-27 01:52:30
<Lady_N> c0da is a musical notation, the sound of the world orgasming in time with vivec's coming.
<Kayden> he'd be awesome
<Lady_N> (wtf did i just type)
<Kayden> LOL
<Chaplain> his coming... heh
<Kayden> something quote worthy, N