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#1766 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-20 19:52:04
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
#1370 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-18 20:52:46
20:43:50 Hisakata sets mode [+b KanyeWest!*@*]
20:43:54 [&Hisakata] >:\
#1346 (0)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-09-01 21:06:55
[20:53:34] <+Tril> Higurashi: do you have a sexy voice ? :o
[20:56:35] <%Higurashi> They say so, Tril.

<3
#1644 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-08-21 05:54:05
[05:31:55] * Kumi orders the flowers for Skah's funeral, to send to where
[05:32:02] <Kumi> What flowers do you like, where babe?
[05:32:07] <Cavan> What kinda flowers match a funeral?
[05:32:25] <Kumi> There should always be flowers at a funeral.
[05:32:30] <Kumi> Would you rather I sent a fleshlight?
#642 (1)
Posted by Patrick @ 2005-09-04 12:43:00
[12:09:49] <w00t> hai hai :o
[12:13:32] <kimmy> hi
[12:13:33] <Sporks> privet, kimmy
[12:14:19] <-- kimmy has left this channel. ()
[12:14:58] <w00t> O.o
[12:48:56] <Patrick> odd
[12:50:11] <w00t> very
[13:38:19] <Patrick> extremly
[13:38:46] <w00t> totally
[13:39:32] <Patrick> w00tly
[13:39:53] <w00t> Patricily
[13:40:25] <Patrick> damnly
[13:40:35] <w00t> beat me there :(
[13:40:57] <Patrick> successfully
[13:41:09] <Patrick> :)
#1446 (2)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-11 03:38:50
* DarkTruth sets mode: +v Buck
<+Buck> ty DT
<+Buck> oh and
<~DarkTruth> yw
<~DarkTruth> ?
<+Buck> i may or may not have stole your mouse
<~DarkTruth> lol
<~DarkTruth> stop playing with yourself cause I know thats about the only thing you have in your hand right now :P
<+Buck> ...
<+Buck> can you see me??????
<+ChibiPuma> lmao
#1617 (6)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2011-06-14 19:48:17
<IdleBot> Tarwen [628/943] has challenged Hitler [71/137] in combat and won!
#630 (2)
Posted by Patrick @ 2005-08-09 15:45:41
[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true
#21 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:35
[22:49] <Guest4179> i wanna finger myself
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself