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#636 (2)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-10-22 16:29:43
4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby
#1445 (1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-11 01:33:20
<+Duck> :P
<+Duck> Also
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> On that note, I have to go to the store
* Duck is now known as Duck-Duck-AWAYYY
#859 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-20 13:21:00
<[COTL]_Mustickman> have i missed nething?
<Excal> no :P
<[COTL]_Mustickman> y not?
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal in head
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal harder
<Excal> ..?
* [COTL]_Mustickman punchs excal
<Excal> .??
* [COTL]_Mustickman gets the shits and shoots excal...
<Excal> ???
* [COTL]_Mustickman has had enough of excal and is going to cry
* Excal 's temper snaps, he grabs Mustickman by the throat and throws him into the gory pit of mushrooms, where he is greeted by Dark Mario that plumbers his blocked asshole.
* [COTL]_Mustickman cheers with joy...
<[COTL]_Mustickman> i needed that
* Excal runs
#958 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2006-09-28 08:05:05
(%Om) I need two birthday presents :<
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong
#1524 (4)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-06-19 23:47:59
[15:09:16] <Higurashi> Heh, aight. Good times.
[15:09:21] <ol> I see no reason not to :p
[15:09:45] <Higurashi> Well, I gobbled it up hungrily.
[15:10:02] <ol> rammed it in deep?
[15:10:13] <Higurashi> Like you've never seen before.
#737 (-1)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2006-02-12 16:32:39
Ishamael you should see #alquidarecruitment
Satanette lol
ol thats my uncles channel :p
Ishamael Olsama ?
ol yeah
#176 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:02:23
[06:49] * Ib3Nwrk strokes rilla untill he feels better ;)
#1725 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 19:33:14
[20:31:54] <+Mariena> Sporks, forget sex
[20:31:55] <Sporks> sex is gone from my mind, Mariena
[20:31:58] <+Mariena> Cheers
[20:32:01] <%Olli> D:
[20:32:02] <+Cat> everyone agrees with sex
[20:32:03] <%Olli> poor sporks
[20:32:06] <Elfangor> Sporks, who told you about sex?
[20:32:07] <Sporks> Sorry Elfangor I don't know what sex is.
[20:32:10] <Elfangor> >_>\
#345 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 21:17:01
* steely gets a clock, and throws it like a frisbee into togy's ass
* Brik just stays out of this :p
<Togy> why does everything come back to my ass? O_o
<Crystal> guess you have a nice ass
<Olli> gravity, togy. gravity.
#1641 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2011-08-18 17:47:58
<goose> and for a very happy goose that does not make
-Chris- I'm sorry, but I'm away (afk. try email, [email protected])
<goose> CHRIS SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH
<goose> I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO /NOTICE ME AND WHEN NOT TO