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#1485 (8)
Posted by AB3JU @ 2010-01-17 17:56:05
<Laptop_Brain> only a small thing maybe 6 inches long, but mmmmm it was nice
#777 (3)
Posted by XeviX @ 2006-05-04 19:42:35
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
#226 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:47
<Namu> Namu's first 10 seconds of awareness this morning:
* Namu wakes up by alarm clock
* Namu smacks alarm clock
* Namu looks at alarm clock
<Namu> oh.. only 7:10
* Namu puts head on pillow and closes eyes
<Namu> wait...
<Namu> um...
<Namu> no...
<Namu> DAMN IT!
<Namu> FRIDAY!
<Namu> not SATURDAY!
* Namu smacks head on pillow a few times
* Namu go's to shower, still cursing
#1740 (-4)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 18:11:35
[19:11:00] <grapey> in the first Mulan, the character Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphey. in Mulan 2, they got some white guy to try sounding like Eddie Murphey. O.o
[19:11:04] <SpeedWacer> And it was magical
#1039 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-21 04:13:32
[20:12] * FrostyCoolSlug creates a new windows user called 'I like solitaire' so when people come on in the morning, they know where to click :D
#440 (-1)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-28 12:31:15
<Thinkagain> anyone here who got Command & conquer generals Zero Hour ?
<Thinkagain> nobody? :/
<[OPA]Garak> hm
<coco> morning garak :)
<[OPA]Garak> hey :)=
<Thinkagain> i wanna paly :'(
<Thinkagain> play'
<[OPA]Garak> C&C generals... I wonder when the IRAQ war add-on + the IRAN war addon is to be released... :rollseyes:
#1428 (2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-19 13:27:31
13:08:36 +Novajam sadfaces all over the room.
13:08:42 [+Puppeteer_Putin] :(
13:08:44 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO NEGATIVITY.
13:08:45 [+Puppeteer_Putin] Stop sad facing.
13:08:46 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO WHINNING.
13:08:56 [~Hisakata|DAO] I will turn this damned channel around. >:|
13:09:15 [+Novajam] YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
13:09:21 [+Novajam] YOU CAN'T TALL ME WHAT TO DO
13:09:30 [+Novajam] I HATE YOU SO MUCH
13:09:31 [~Hisakata|DAO] Novajam... I am... Your father.
13:09:33 [~Hisakata|DAO] Dun dun dun.
13:09:47 [+Novajam] DDD:
13:10:15 [+Novajam] Nooooo~!
#1711 (-3)
Posted by milo @ 2012-09-12 13:28:07
[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.
#1211 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-11-21 22:35:22
16:52 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From Craig|Work: STOP!
16:52 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From Craig|Work: Hammer Time! :D
16:54 [ChatSpike] -Global([email protected])- From w00t2: Craig will be sedated again shortly. Do not be alarmed. Thx. :P
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up