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#298 (0)
Posted by typobox43 @ 2004-11-10 20:26:37
<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep
#923 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-14 04:18:18
[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock
#861 (-2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-07-21 16:53:56
<Silxx> holy shit
<Silxx> my pc is so hot
<krigsjude> my pc is so sexy
<purplehaze> my pc is a virgin
<kikson> my pc is black
<blgr> mine is deflorator
#1755 (0)
Posted by Doc @ 2014-06-24 15:55:20
<SpeedWacer> Oh man
<SpeedWacer> I just remembered there's leftover pizza
<SpeedWacer> Best day
<Stealth> such gas
<Stealth> much stink
<grapeape> lol @ pizza
#836 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-10-20 14:51:35
#coding
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<Majic> le, sigh.
<Majic> I am getting kernel panicks and bus errors.
<Majic> At least irssi still works... :\
<Majic> ssh...
<psychon> how can anything work after a kernel panic?
<Majic> I have no idea...
<Aleksi> Isn't kernel panic the linux equivalent of a bluescreen? o.O
<Majic> It's yelling something about the kernel
<Majic> the terminal with ssh + screen + irssi is the only one working
<Majic> nothing else does anything
<Majic> lotsa input/output errors
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Linux doesn't even crash everything when there's a kernel panic? 0.o
#1740 (-4)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 18:11:35
[19:11:00] <grapey> in the first Mulan, the character Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphey. in Mulan 2, they got some white guy to try sounding like Eddie Murphey. O.o
[19:11:04] <SpeedWacer> And it was magical
#273 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:21
[11:15] <Archy`> "Back in my dad..."
[11:15] <Archy`> Erm
[11:15] <Archy`> *Day
#949 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-09-15 00:13:08
[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.
#299 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2004-11-11 23:53:56
(23:49:38) (%Cadavre) the bible is one of the oldest fantasy books ever written
(23:49:40) (%Yeti) yes
(23:49:48) (@Craig-Away) Cadavre: indeed
(23:49:52) (@Craig-Away) and thats ALL it is
(23:50:13) (%Yeti) Chapter 33: When Jesus Slayed The Dragon With His Ice LongSword +12
#470 (1)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-28 20:20:19
[15:12.56] <@Brain> join the team damnyouweebull and play trivia on #cerealkiller and get a free oper cookie.
[15:20.09] <DarkLiege> what is an oper cookie brain?
[15:20.24] <%typobox43> it makes you very sick. don't listen to him. ;D
[15:20.41] <DarkLiege> last i heard, only coco made good cookies ;P
[15:20.50] <@Brain> oper cookies are stolen from coco and oper-ified
[15:21.06] <%typobox43> haha