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#1551 (-4)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2010-09-10 20:22:11
(03:19:59 PM) Doodle: >accidentally flick urine onto shirt
(03:20:06 PM) Pigyman: ...
(03:20:09 PM) Pigyman: h...
(03:20:11 PM) Pigyman: how?
(03:20:15 PM) Doodle: eating ice cream
(03:20:32 PM) YOUNGSTER: Uh
(03:20:36 PM) YOUNGSTER: wut
(03:20:37 PM) Pigyman: um
#1180 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-09-13 05:17:24
[05:12:58] <Riv_Griffen> lol, a chick could sneeze near me and I'd prob cum :P

*would pay to see that*
#240 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:24
(02:48:07) (+Coma|BG) oi kev
(02:48:14) (+Coma|BG) thats disgusting
(02:48:53) (@Dr_Kev) its a mirror
(02:48:59) (@Dr_Kev) what do you find disgusting about it?
(02:48:59) (@Craig) nice lol
(02:49:06) (+Coma|BG) :P
(02:49:29) (@Dr_Kev) Kev: 1 | Coma: 0
(02:49:36) (+Mike) lmao
#1725 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 19:33:14
[20:31:54] <+Mariena> Sporks, forget sex
[20:31:55] <Sporks> sex is gone from my mind, Mariena
[20:31:58] <+Mariena> Cheers
[20:32:01] <%Olli> D:
[20:32:02] <+Cat> everyone agrees with sex
[20:32:03] <%Olli> poor sporks
[20:32:06] <Elfangor> Sporks, who told you about sex?
[20:32:07] <Sporks> Sorry Elfangor I don't know what sex is.
[20:32:10] <Elfangor> >_>\
#1056 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-05 01:19:13
[17:18] * JakeD is as anatomically correct as a Barbie :(
#295 (5)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-20 20:01:22
#lamer

<mmind> yes. you're all a bunch of lamers
<mmind> i'm glad i'm not in this channel
<mmind> wait
#1590 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-10 00:40:33
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca [385/573] has challenged Stealth [321/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from Doll_Licca's clock.
[17:10] <IdleBot> Doll_Licca reaches next level in 2 days, 11:29:20.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 h
[17:49] <IdleBot> Shawn's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[17:49] <Shawn> NEW iCARLY EPISODE TODAY! 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES*
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[18:35] <doll_licca> Oh, and Shawn, did you have to blast that in every freaking channel you're in?
[18:35] <Shawn> doll_licca: Yes.
[18:36] <doll_licca> Why?
[18:36] <Shawn> ...iCarly
[18:37] <doll_licca> Did you really have to do it in IdleRPG?
[18:38] <Shawn> Yes.
#1024 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-19 04:46:25
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib is <REPLY> MY LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> Ib?
[20:33] <<Sporks>> Majic's LOVE SLAVE!
[20:33] <<Majic>> ahhh!!!
[20:33] <<Majic>> WTF?!
[20:33] <<Blue_Star>> LMAO
#1769 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2014-12-01 01:45:01
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> I love enchiladas
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> There was some night a couple weeks ago I didn't get to sleep
[16:26] <SpeedWacer> And when I did finally go to bed like 30 hours later, I had a dream I was an enchilada
[16:27] <SpeedWacer> And I was being baked in the most comfortable oven
#244 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:20:17
<Brain> Luke, have you thought of:
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M
<Brain> ?
<Elyas> lmao
<Luke> what?
<Brain> like i said....
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M