[14:39] <Togy> why go on holiday when you can just sit at home and wank

[21:30] <REB|andromeda> doesnt anyone talk in here
[21:30] <Darzan> nope
[21:31] <Napalm> never
[21:31] <cab86> unexistent
[21:31] <Napalm> omg
[21:31] <Napalm> cab spoke
[21:32] <REB|andromeda> wow 3 people spoke
[21:32] <Napalm> ruler of IRC: people only ever speak in private channels
[21:33] <Napalm> the public ones are for showing how many people like your alliance
[21:33] <REB|andromeda> lol
[21:33] <cab86> is the ruler of IRC very long?
[21:33] <Darzan> lol
[21:33] <Napalm> uhm
[21:33] <cab86> more than 5 kilometers?
[21:33] <Napalm> rule ^^
[21:33] <REB|andromeda> lol
[21:33] * Darzan 's IRC is 12 inches
[21:33] <Napalm> i prefered it when you didn't talk ^*^
[21:33] <cab86> hehe
[21:34] <Darzan> heh
[21:35] <REB|andromeda> did you actualy measure your screen
[21:35] <Darzan> LOL
[21:35] <Napalm> lmao
[21:35] <Napalm> you could say that

* Joins: AngryMutantPenguin
* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(

* SnoFox isn't sure if the words he is using anymore are real words.
<%SnoFox> Do we have a grammar fascist in the house? *cough*Doc*cough*
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<%SnoFox> Speak of the devil.

[20:01] <ElderKain> I couldn't give an accurate word for these 2 latest eps. due to that advert at the end >.<
[20:01] <Doll_Licca> The 7 letter word beginning with the letter P is actually quite good....
[20:02] <ElderKain> so it is?
[20:02] <Doll_Licca> (I would have chose the 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I".)
[20:02] <ElderKain> I just saw Miss Minchin's face and that's what popped into my mind, lol
[20:14] <Doll_Licca> Of course, our resident mermaid, Lexica, will find a way to put in another word.
[20:14] <ElderKain> lol
[20:15] <ElderKain> 6 letter word beginning with the letter "I" Incest
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> ....
[20:16] <ElderKain> I guess that means something's gonna happen between Miss Minchin and Amelia ^.^
[20:16] <Doll_Licca> This is a WMT series we are talking about.

[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock

[12:13:04] <ShadowWalker> anyway
[12:13:08] <ShadowWalker> time to shave :)
[12:13:13] * ShadowWalker is now known as ShaveWalker
[12:16:33] <Tarwen> hahah, you having your first shave ShadowBaby? They grow up so fast *wipes a tear away*
[12:29:37] <ShaveWalker> -_-
[12:29:42] <ShaveWalker> that's getting really old
[12:29:47] * ShaveWalker is now known as ShadowWalker
[12:29:54] <Tarwen> haha, but you're not!!!
[12:29:56] <Tarwen> BA DOOM TISH!

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[19:57] <Marcelo> hello, can someone get me a question?
[19:58] <%SaberUK> here you go: "how many potatoes go in a potato soup"

< SaberUK> http://www.cwjobs.co.uk/JobSearch/JobDetails.aspx?JobId=63467437
< SaberUK> >Cobol
< SaberUK> >The role is on a cutting edge programme
< SaberUK> we we talking the emo type of cutting?

<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm alwasy sober#
<FrostyCoolSlug> except mayble now :0#
<[THC]Avengeful> and every other time