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#220 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:24
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
#62 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:51:37
<LostProphet> who wants to see a picture of me drunk?
<[BRC]treesa> hehehe
<[BRC]treesa> is it nude?
<[BRC]treesa> :)
<Gav> i'll take 2 nudes to sell on ebay
<LostProphet> lol
<LostProphet> no
<Gav> both to treesa as it seems
#682 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-10-12 13:30:26
--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol
#437 (1)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-20 07:41:14
<Stormscape> my mom told me to learn a second language so I learned BASIC...
#378 (-1)
Posted by Mech @ 2004-12-27 17:17:15
<Tobias_R> I never found the NES controller to be uncomfortable, though back then choices were limited
<Levercham> BIG RECTANGLE WITH SHARP CORNERS AND A JAGGED DIRECTIONAL PAD
<Levercham> MMMMM
<Levercham> thats gaming comfort
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#1723 (2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-12-15 17:39:59
[11:37] <DoubleBow> well gesundheit also sounds like a swear word
[11:38] * O has kicked DoubleBow from #falling (gesundheit yourself)
#17 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:02
[23:35] <MrBOFH> can i see your boobs coma?
[23:36] <MrBOFH> er bruise*
#1251 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-04-25 00:26:28
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:26 -!- mode/#inspircd [+v nenolod] by ChanServ
20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D