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21:04:50 [+Jimraynor] <wolfbot> You're an ordinary villager.
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks [BRC]treesa.. yummy :9
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks Darkest_Queen.. yummy :9
[18:56] <[GalGen]Damien> if your licking the females of the channel dont forget to lick Craig
[18:57] <Craig> [08:49] * [GISP]The_Box licks Craig.. yummy :9
[18:57] <Craig> already done ;)
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks Darkest_Queen.. yummy :9
[18:56] <[GalGen]Damien> if your licking the females of the channel dont forget to lick Craig
[18:57] <Craig> [08:49] * [GISP]The_Box licks Craig.. yummy :9
[18:57] <Craig> already done ;)
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
[15:35] <~Muffinman> Cool, I'll add you when not at work
[15:36] <~Muffinman> "There was an error in the App Store, please try again later"
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Fuck you Apple!!!
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Take my money already
[15:36] <~Muffinman> "There was an error in the App Store, please try again later"
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Fuck you Apple!!!
[15:36] <~Muffinman> Take my money already
(w00t) BSD users kiss girls.
(w00t) Linux users get laid.
(w00t) Mac users kiss boys.
(w00t) Windows users kiss their mommies!
(Om) ...
(w00t) :P
(w00t) from slashdot comments
(Om) I was gonna install BSD... ;/
(w00t) HAHAHA :P
(w00t) feel sorry for me, i run windows/linux - does this mean i get laid with my mum? :/
(Om) Yes :p
(w00t) Linux users get laid.
(w00t) Mac users kiss boys.
(w00t) Windows users kiss their mommies!
(Om) ...
(w00t) :P
(w00t) from slashdot comments
(Om) I was gonna install BSD... ;/
(w00t) HAHAHA :P
(w00t) feel sorry for me, i run windows/linux - does this mean i get laid with my mum? :/
(Om) Yes :p
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
[21:55] * Kikaimegami loads up a giant picture of a penis
[21:56] * Vaanic|One still wants to learn how to do it...
[21:56] * Vaanic|One still wants to learn how to do it...
+(Nordinary) is this a morrowind chat site or a freeform chat site? 'cuz so far, i've seen about two lines about Morrowind
%(KillerTV) freeform
+(Meh) There is such a thing as free speech :/
%(KillerTV) NO
%(KillerTV) NOW STFU
+(Nordinary) then why, why, WHY are there F***ing morrowind symbols all over the F***ing page!!??!!??
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!1
+(Meh) [nazi german accent] YOU VILL TALK ABOOUT MORROVIND!!! [/nazi german accent]
Joins: coco [[email protected]]
ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+v coco]
! +Meh salutes o/
@(Peng) Hi coco :D
Quits: Nordinary [[email protected]] ([CS] Quit: Down with PJIRC, down I say! ;p)
+(Meh) Ah, good
@(Peng) who the fuck is he?
+(coco) hi :)
+(Meh) Dunno, I'm glad he left though
@(Nocturnal^Beans) yeah
@(Nocturnal^Beans) don't want no weird people in here
@(Peng) shush you :P
%(KillerTV) freeform
+(Meh) There is such a thing as free speech :/
%(KillerTV) NO
%(KillerTV) NOW STFU
+(Nordinary) then why, why, WHY are there F***ing morrowind symbols all over the F***ing page!!??!!??
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!1
+(Nordinary) !!!!!!!!!
+(Nordinary) !!!!!1
+(Meh) [nazi german accent] YOU VILL TALK ABOOUT MORROVIND!!! [/nazi german accent]
Joins: coco [[email protected]]
ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+v coco]
! +Meh salutes o/
@(Peng) Hi coco :D
Quits: Nordinary [[email protected]] ([CS] Quit: Down with PJIRC, down I say! ;p)
+(Meh) Ah, good
@(Peng) who the fuck is he?
+(coco) hi :)
+(Meh) Dunno, I'm glad he left though
@(Nocturnal^Beans) yeah
@(Nocturnal^Beans) don't want no weird people in here
@(Peng) shush you :P
23:22:33 <Pyro> Having a woman that screamed out random parts of the RFC in the sack migh tbe a turn on
[19:30:54] <Doodle> public class /v/irgin(){
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code
Zivoid is a bot btw
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //fields
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isVirgin = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isMad = true;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> bool isTripfag;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> int timesFappedToday;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> ushort age;
[19:30:54] <Doodle> //methods
[19:30:54] <Doodle> void MakeAPostOn/v/
[19:30:54] <Doodle> {
[19:30:55] <Doodle> //code to post on /v/ here
[19:30:56] <Doodle> }
[19:30:57] <Doodle> void Fap()
[19:30:58] <Doodle> {
[19:30:59] <Doodle> Ejaculate();
[19:31:00] <Doodle> timesFappedToday += 1;
[19:31:01] <Doodle> }
[19:31:02] <Doodle> Ejaculate()
[19:31:03] <Doodle> {
[19:31:04] <Doodle> //code to release sperm from penis here
[19:31:05] <Doodle> }
[19:31:06] <Doodle> }
[19:31:09] <Zivoid> >it's a wall of code
Zivoid is a bot btw
