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[16:08] <Sesshomaru> are you on broadband
[16:08] <_miko_> broadband?
[16:09] <Sesshomaru> do you have dial up internet or dsl, cable...
[16:09] <_miko_> no.microwawe
[16:08] <_miko_> broadband?
[16:09] <Sesshomaru> do you have dial up internet or dsl, cable...
[16:09] <_miko_> no.microwawe
* Om sets mode +spam w00t
(w00t) :O .O. O:
(w00t) :o o:
(w00t) :O O:
(Om) :o o:
* w00t prods Om with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Blue-water with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Surfer with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Lolya with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t stabs w00t with a random monkey
* w00t sabers w00t with a menacing set of AOL discs
* Om wallops w00t continuously with a wet and mouldy Emerald-spotted Wood Dove
* w00t obliterates w00t with a moronic PHPv2 script
* w00t kung-fu's w00t with a dessicated Windows ME user guide
* Om baseball-bats w00t a few times with a slimy Common Zebra
* Om murders w00t many times against a bloody, disgusting Brown Surgeonfish
(w00t) :O .O. O:
(w00t) :o o:
(w00t) :O O:
(Om) :o o:
* w00t prods Om with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Blue-water with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Surfer with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Lolya with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t stabs w00t with a random monkey
* w00t sabers w00t with a menacing set of AOL discs
* Om wallops w00t continuously with a wet and mouldy Emerald-spotted Wood Dove
* w00t obliterates w00t with a moronic PHPv2 script
* w00t kung-fu's w00t with a dessicated Windows ME user guide
* Om baseball-bats w00t a few times with a slimy Common Zebra
* Om murders w00t many times against a bloody, disgusting Brown Surgeonfish
[13:43] <skenmy> i feel abused
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
[13:43] <skenmy> im reading my psychology paper
[13:44] <skenmy> and the teacher has drawn a line to a point on one of my paragraphs
[13:44] <skenmy> and at the end just written "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
15:26:17 * Majic had Mexican for lunch :D
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
<Togy> mines about 7 inches
[14:10:32] <Lowlife> btw
[14:10:33] <Lowlife> doc
[14:10:40] <Lowlife> next time you see me
[14:10:43] <Lowlife> you better say hi
[14:10:45] <Lowlife> >.<
[14:10:59] <Doc> given that I'm blind and will never see you, I can agree to do that :-)
[14:11:03] <Rane> Hah
[14:11:07] <Lowlife> ffs
[14:11:12] <Doc> *cough* checkmate *cough*
[14:10:33] <Lowlife> doc
[14:10:40] <Lowlife> next time you see me
[14:10:43] <Lowlife> you better say hi
[14:10:45] <Lowlife> >.<
[14:10:59] <Doc> given that I'm blind and will never see you, I can agree to do that :-)
[14:11:03] <Rane> Hah
[14:11:07] <Lowlife> ffs
[14:11:12] <Doc> *cough* checkmate *cough*
:55:20) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised array.. sounds good :D
(03:55:54) (@Archy`) That's the word I was looking for. I was thinking of quontom physical econmic array
(03:55:57) ! @Archy` slaps forehead
(03:56:21) (@Craig-Away) sarcasm doesnt really work with you m8
(03:56:32) (@Archy`) Especially when I can't spell :P
(03:57:06) (@Archy`) Hmmm
(03:57:12) (@Archy`) How about "Rounds played"
(03:57:35) (@Craig-Away) that will be calculated using rounds won :p
(03:57:39) (@Archy`) And to make it alot of work, you could include indiviual playere kills/deaths :P
(03:57:47) (@Craig-Away) thats overkill
(03:57:52) (@Craig-Away) cause someones gonna have to memorise it
(03:57:55) (@Craig-Away) and type it in :p
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) its doable thou
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) :D
(03:58:33) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised multi-dimentional array :p
(03:58:46) (@Archy`) I'll get right on it
(03:59:03) (@Archy`) But first, I've got to shit four-leafed clovers then milk my flying cow :P
(03:55:54) (@Archy`) That's the word I was looking for. I was thinking of quontom physical econmic array
(03:55:57) ! @Archy` slaps forehead
(03:56:21) (@Craig-Away) sarcasm doesnt really work with you m8
(03:56:32) (@Archy`) Especially when I can't spell :P
(03:57:06) (@Archy`) Hmmm
(03:57:12) (@Archy`) How about "Rounds played"
(03:57:35) (@Craig-Away) that will be calculated using rounds won :p
(03:57:39) (@Archy`) And to make it alot of work, you could include indiviual playere kills/deaths :P
(03:57:47) (@Craig-Away) thats overkill
(03:57:52) (@Craig-Away) cause someones gonna have to memorise it
(03:57:55) (@Craig-Away) and type it in :p
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) its doable thou
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) :D
(03:58:33) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised multi-dimentional array :p
(03:58:46) (@Archy`) I'll get right on it
(03:59:03) (@Archy`) But first, I've got to shit four-leafed clovers then milk my flying cow :P
<@w00t> if you are what you eat
<@w00t> Majic is a giant throbbing COCK
<@w00t> with veins
<@w00t> and stuff
<%Archy`> mmmm
<@w00t> Majic is a giant throbbing COCK
<@w00t> with veins
<@w00t> and stuff
<%Archy`> mmmm
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
[02:43] <IWArapter> does Darzan count/
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick ‹1›)
[02:43] <IWArapter> ?
[02:44] <IWArapter> he looks good in a dress ;)
[02:44] <memopad> i got attacked by some girls last week and they put mascara on me
[02:44] <memopad> i was sexeh
[02:44] <IWArapter> rofl
[02:44] <memopad> i couldn't help but check myself out when i walked by a mirro
[02:44] <memopad> r
[02:45] <Darzan> omg, you are so gay
[02:45] <memopad> dude
[02:45] <memopad> if you're reffering to the ballet
[02:45] <memopad> i'll kick your ass
[02:45] <Darzan> and the mascara
[02:45] <IWArapter> lol
[02:45] <IWArapter> handbags at the ready ladies ;)
[02:46] <memopad> i suppose i won't mention i had a tear in my eye at the end
[02:46] <memopad> ooops did i say that ;p
[02:46] <Darzan> :/
[02:46] <Darzan> did your mascara run?
[02:46] <memopad> lol
[02:46] <memopad> you're a dead man
[02:46] *** memopad has been kicked off channel #$$$ by OX-Slasher (gay radar auto kick ‹1›)
