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#1362 (0)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-09-11 15:06:18
[00:26] <geekguy> Bricker!
[00:26] <Bricker> hai
[00:26] <Bricker> brb 40mins
[00:26] <Bricker> u be here then?
[00:27] <geekguy> I'll try
[00:27] <geekguy> I may be a bitttt drunk
[00:31] * Quits: geekguy (*!*Adium@*.ecnet.org) [Quit: brb]
[00:34] <t1s> he lasted 5 minutes
#1649 (5)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-24 17:37:26
Olli: Just told someone about my new bike. She asked if a girl friend wouldnt be better.
Havvy: Olli: Did you ask her if she was willing to be that girlfriend?
Olli: My reply: why? Bike is cheaper in the long run, doesn't bitch when I lock it in the garage, carries me, i've got 10 years warranty on the frame and the first maintenance check is free. I'd like to see the girlfriend that can keep up with that.
#260 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:23:39
<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."
#1738 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2013-05-12 15:02:53
* ShadowBear flips Duck
(where) So you flipped the bird?
(ShadowBear) yes
(Olli) that was a fowl gesture.
#859 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-07-20 13:21:00
<[COTL]_Mustickman> have i missed nething?
<Excal> no :P
<[COTL]_Mustickman> y not?
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal in head
<Excal> ...
* [COTL]_Mustickman kicks excal harder
<Excal> ..?
* [COTL]_Mustickman punchs excal
<Excal> .??
* [COTL]_Mustickman gets the shits and shoots excal...
<Excal> ???
* [COTL]_Mustickman has had enough of excal and is going to cry
* Excal 's temper snaps, he grabs Mustickman by the throat and throws him into the gory pit of mushrooms, where he is greeted by Dark Mario that plumbers his blocked asshole.
* [COTL]_Mustickman cheers with joy...
<[COTL]_Mustickman> i needed that
* Excal runs
#150 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:55:17
[19:54] * Craig is now known as FrostyCoolSlut
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> crap
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> TYPO!
[19:54] <FrostyCoolSlut> :/
[19:54] <ViviAway> :o
#443 (2)
Posted by grapey @ 2005-02-01 03:08:56
[16:02] <grape|around> is it bad to agree to marry someone for a vacuum?
[16:03] <Darzan> yes
[16:03] <grape|around> damn
[16:03] <Darzan> unless it's a Dyson
[16:03] <grape|around> heh
[16:03] <grape|around> it is
[16:03] <grape|around> ;)
[16:03] <Darzan> \o/
[16:03] <Darzan> then you're fine
[16:03] <grape|around> k, thanks
#614 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-21 07:18:38
[16:21:56] <+demeteloaf> :(
[16:22:00] <+w00t> HOLY HELL, DEMETE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN AWAY MESSAGE!
#1539 (0)
Posted by Alisaihin @ 2010-06-28 02:09:55
<Mokoni> I've done 22 hours straight with my dad...
<Alisaihin> What
<AB3JU> might want to specify that's driving before someone takes it out of context
<Curly> XD
#239 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:14
[15:27:02] <InLove> honestly, all i do in the shower is get clean. :p
[15:27:06] <InLove> well
[15:27:13] <InLove> uh
[15:27:24] <InLove> anyways,
[15:27:33] * InLove lays still on the bed, trying to recover
[15:27:40] <Dauthi> Sure
[15:27:56] <Dauthi> showerhead on massage function ?:P
[15:28:06] <InLove> hahahahahaha
[15:28:11] <InLove> not this showerhead, it sucks. :p
[15:28:16] <Dauthi> lol
[15:28:28] <Hood> sucks ^_^