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#338 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-27 19:43:57
* Greenkirby21 has joined #chatspike
<Greenkirby21> help me
<Greenkirby21> i locked myself
<Greenkirby21> i cant get in!
<Greenkirby21> i use _i
<Greenkirby21> d
<Greenkirby21> +i
<Om> Is it regged?
<Greenkirby21> yes
<Om> if so, /cs invite #channel nickname
<Om> or if it's you, I think jts /cs invite #channel works
<SirOlli> LOL
<Brain> /cs unban #channel
<Pitfan> He's not banned
<Pitfan> He set invite only..
<Pitfan> and left
<Brain> lol
<Brain> /cs clear #channel modes
<SirOlli> that's even better than the part-thingy
#1424 (-5)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-13 02:57:35
02:44:49 Heracross [[email protected]] Quit [Quit: Heracross]

Purplesurge at its best.
#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

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04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.
#340 (3)
Posted by Ishamael @ 2004-11-29 18:55:22
[19:52:56] <Cracker> Ish Is Illiteralte
x
[19:53:10] <Cracker> mistyping illiterate sucks :S
#1372 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-02 08:37:54
<intok> Predators make great pets
<Supertanker> They're CUTE. :D
<intok> you want to see something gory though get a 100 gallon tank, 5 red piranha and drop in a a few goldfish every now and then
<Supertanker> Forget goldfish.
<intok> what? you want some carp from the lake?
<intok> or you want to dunk in your enemies?
<Supertanker> Start dropping people you don't like in there.
<goose> oh
<goose> i thought you meant like
<goose> aliens versus predators, predator
<goose> that'd be the best pet ever
#171 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:51
[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol
#1428 (2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-19 13:27:31
13:08:36 +Novajam sadfaces all over the room.
13:08:42 [+Puppeteer_Putin] :(
13:08:44 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO NEGATIVITY.
13:08:45 [+Puppeteer_Putin] Stop sad facing.
13:08:46 [~Hisakata|DAO] NO WHINNING.
13:08:56 [~Hisakata|DAO] I will turn this damned channel around. >:|
13:09:15 [+Novajam] YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
13:09:21 [+Novajam] YOU CAN'T TALL ME WHAT TO DO
13:09:30 [+Novajam] I HATE YOU SO MUCH
13:09:31 [~Hisakata|DAO] Novajam... I am... Your father.
13:09:33 [~Hisakata|DAO] Dun dun dun.
13:09:47 [+Novajam] DDD:
13:10:15 [+Novajam] Nooooo~!
#209 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:12:27
[05:13-Wed] <`Node_> Night :)
[05:13-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> nite
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> XD
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> Stalker :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> who me? never
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> =p
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> If I ask politely will you? :P
[05:14-Wed] <@Sub-Cool> if you're a girl, maybe
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> On saturdays I am
[05:14-Wed] <`Node_> :)
#2 (6)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-14 01:57:20
<cobraR478> w00t
<cobraR478> i won
<Avengeful> hehehe
<grapey> told me what you were doing?
<Avengeful> racing me at masturbation
<grapey> um
<Avengeful> on webcam
<SirOlli> LOL
<Avengeful> he won though :(
<grapey> oy
<grapey> ya big tease
<cobraR478> i pwned him
<Avengeful> O:)
<Avengeful> LMAO
<Avengeful> ya he squirted all over the cam
<Avengeful> i was like DAMN! i was almost there too
<Avengeful> he had porn though, i only had a victorias secret catelog
<cobraR478> i take that crap seriously
<Avengeful> ya he ruled, damn
<grapey> you know i would love to put that up as a quote on chatspike but i'll refrain :p
<SirOlli> I think i will
<cobraR478> ill do it of you dont
#563 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-26 20:39:42
20:33 <J> dude change the symbols
20:33 <J> like the + and @
20:33 <J> im sick of those
20:33 <matt> you can't
20:33 <J> well then its not fully customizable now is it
20:33 <matt> that's embeded into irc clients, not ircds
20:33 <matt> you tard and a half