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#1369 (1)
Posted by Taros @ 2009-09-17 01:26:16
20:11 -!- Nickname [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
20:11 < Nickname> wat
20:12 < Nickname> i can`t fucking change my dick
#327 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:13:46
(JediIgor) Wow now you're just arguing about technicalities

Yet lo and behold what he said before:

(JediIgor) For the entire duration of this chat I have not been talking, I have been typing on a keyboard, get your terms together
#275 (12)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:52
--> Craig_ ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
<-- Craig has quit ([homer.chatspike.net] Local kill by Craig (Impersonating an IRCOp!))
<ScrollLock> lol :D
--> Craig ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Brain> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oq Craig Craig]
<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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#1527 (3)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:58:44
[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD
#1266 (0)
Posted by jessica @ 2008-07-26 00:30:58
19:27 < LiquidAtom> configure: error: Terminfo/termcap not found - install
ncurses-devel package
19:27 <@satmd> solution included.
19:27 < LiquidAtom> OH
19:27 < LiquidAtom> :$
19:27 < Doc> It means you need to install ncurses-devel
19:27 <@satmd> :D
19:27 * LiquidAtom throws himself into the pit of nub

#205 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:37
[21:55] * ol is officially a dumbass
#214 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:03
<Nick> omg
<Nick> just fixed it
<ol> fixed what?
<Craig> can i have my hammer back now pls? ;/
#127 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:39
[12:20] <Chez> what did i do?
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> i am a guy
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> so :P
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> im allowed to be obsessed with.. male boobies :/
[12:21] <Angelic_Devil> oh god
[12:21] * Angelic_Devil dies again
[12:21] <Chez> right... if you're a guy... how come your doodle gets smaller everytime i see it?
#230 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:33
* Hart gets the runbber gloves
<[Brain]> runbber?
<[Brain]> ah
<[Brain]> while you're here hart
<Hart> Yeah rubber
#290 (-6)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2004-11-07 04:26:47
[22:16] * Terror has joined #chatspike
[22:16] * Terror slaps #chatspike with smokeala's large hard penis
[22:16] * Archy` sets mode: +v Terror
[22:17] * Archy` sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-65FDC368.shv.bellsouth.net