<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

<wolfbot> You're a harlot! You can sleep with one member of the village at night so they know you are innocent.
<Brad_R> sleep w00t
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Wolf/Harlot/sleep failure :(
Was looking forward to sleeping with w00t.

03:15:59 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:06 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:09 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:10 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:11 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:12 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:15 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:15 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:20 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:25 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:16:29 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:46 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:17:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D:D
03:17:09 Majic|Irssi ahaha, looks like a kawk sideways. :D

<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT

<pigeon_of_doom> Right, so, this keeps up, you die, I can buy Emp off for less, and get voice? I see no downside to this.
<pigeon_of_doom> Everyone, abuse me!
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Like you gits need telling.

<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!

<taza> Vegetarianism is a tradition with hundreds of years of history, possible from the first days of cow pimps.

<cab86> FUCK NOOOOO
<cab86> I MISSED THE START!
<ol> lol
* Avengeful has joined #chatting_naked
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Avengeful
<ol> you've missed schumacher spinning too
<cab86> NOOO FUCKING HELL WAY!
<cab86> I MISSED THE BEST OF THE RACE
<cab86> BECAUSE OF OLLI!
<cab86> HE WAS MAKING ME LOOK AT CLOUDS INSTEAD!!!
<Avengeful> lmao
<Avengeful> thats hilarious, olli was making u look at clouds? LMAO

OMFG Longest quote ever!

* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people

[21:59:33] <kitten> banshee = bigd! =D
[21:59:39] <Togy> erm
[21:59:47] <Togy> banshee = maries mum :p
[21:59:53] <kitten> =S
[22:00:02] <kitten> i thought it s only him using aol