Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#1269 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-08-18 00:04:30
00:58:27 * Majic blows a kiss at LaptopChris
00:58:41 * LaptopChris catches it and stuffs it in his pants
00:58:46 [LaptopChris] that's for later ;)
00:58:47 [Majic] tee hee
00:59:55 [grapey] gross?
01:00:02 [grapey] get a room :P
01:01:10 [Doc] with a view?
#809 (1)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 06:20:17
* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
#1060 (-1)
Posted by TFM @ 2007-01-12 15:26:11
3:21:27 PM <&RagingFire> o fuck, i just turn my hdd of by mistake, i was compreesin 5 gb of file NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#171 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:51
[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol
#1522 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-06-16 21:25:40
[14:04]<&Novajam> All we ever do on this network is go "LOL GAYNESS", alienate Linchowlewy and look up porn.

[14:04]<&Novajam> THEY ARE OUR TIME HONOURED TRADITIONS.

[14:04]<&Novajam> WE'RE LIKE THE STONEMASONS OR SOME CHIT.

*Tril links Lemonparty picture*

[14:08]<&Novajam> You just had to post that picture didn't you

[14:08]<~Markk> Hell yes

[14:08]<&Novajam> you couldn't have found a nice picture

[14:08]<&Novajam> no

[14:08]<~Markk> :)

[14:09]<&Novajam> you had to have something from the Retirement Home Alternative Lifestyle Society's latest gallery.
#154 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:08
<[Brain]> like buggery?
<[Brain]> no i dont :p
* Guest19182 has joined #chatspike
<Elf> aw brain
<ViviAway> lol
<Elf> dont mock what u aint tried :P
<ViviAway> :o
* Guest19182 has left #chatspike
<[Brain]> so youve tried it? :P
<Elf> ok that was a bit 2 far really
* Elf shup's
<Elf> n no btw :P
<cab86> LOL
<[Brain]> aww crap so much for that quotes opertunity
#1740 (-4)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-06-09 18:11:35
[19:11:00] <grapey> in the first Mulan, the character Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphey. in Mulan 2, they got some white guy to try sounding like Eddie Murphey. O.o
[19:11:04] <SpeedWacer> And it was magical
#126 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:07
LeperMessiah: hmm i have cucumber on my ass =/
ScrollLock: yeah, we know LeperMessiah ...
Dr_Kevorkian enters #winbot
ChanServ sets mode +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
SoloFlock: [Dr_Kevorkian] when bring crack come high
LeperMessiah: oh you do ?
ScrollLock: yup
nathanhart: Why do you have vegtables in your bum?
LeperMessiah: ;D
nathanhart: Or do you have vegtables growing from your bum?
nathanhart: If so you might want to get that looked at
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im a vegitarian but this is just too much!
#1330 (5)
Posted by grapey @ 2009-08-16 15:04:22
<Alchemist> The worrying thing is w00t thinking about me having a thing for balls.
<w00t> YOU HAVE BALLS
<w00t> I LIKE BALLS.
#410 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-08-04 19:39:31
--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)