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#596 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-04 09:22:27
[18:21:36] <%Elyas> jingle shells :|
[18:22:31] <+w00t> Elyas smells
[18:24:20] <+Om> erm...fish
[18:24:26] <+w00t> >=/
[18:24:29] <+w00t> you spoiled it Om!
#831 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-07-09 17:41:16
--> Azumarill ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Azumarill> Aww. Thanks Ib.
<-- Azumarill ([email protected]) has left #chatspike (The voices.. in my head.. :()
<[BRC]Odin> wtf?
<mermy> i guess he hears ib in his head
<Star> Poor guy.
<Star> it'd be like hearing "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" over and over again in your head ..
<cracklemonkey> We should get him some help
#386 (8)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-01-02 13:41:57
<AragornofGondor> i had a cruddy day at soccer today
<AragornofGondor> got kicked in the nuts :(
<ReeFeR> I had a similar thing when I was young
<ReeFeR> I got kicked in the nuts playing soccer too
<ReeFeR> in the evening, everything turned blue...
<ReeFeR> so I went to the doctor
<AragornofGondor> blue?
<Sporks> blue is still good.
* AragornofGondor checks
<AragornofGondor> phew.. still normal colour
<AragornofGondor> but man.. blue sounds bad
<ReeFeR> turned out my new blue underpants made my nuts turn blue cuz I was sweating
<AragornofGondor> lol
<Dr_Kev> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<ReeFeR> it was the most embarrassing thing I ever had to face :-p

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#593 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-02 12:20:13
[23:05.42] * Quits: %Elf-Bath ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-02-07 || <ol> I'm a pain in the ass to everybody <ol> saves time in the long run, because they'll do something to deserve it)
[23:08.23] * Joins: Chu ([email protected])
[23:08.34] <@ol> ffs
[23:09.52] <+SirOlli> yes, my dear?
[23:10.14] <@ol> hit elf next time you see him :p
[23:10.46] * +Alba^ is away <insert witty away MSG involving a small plastic duck and an African tribes woman here> 10:11p Pager: On
[23:10.46] * Alba^ is now known as Alba^AWAY
[23:11.36] <+Cory> rofl
[23:11.43] <+Cory> you DID say that tho ol, cant complain that much
[23:11.48] <@ol> I know
[23:12.10] <@ol> but he hasn't paid his royalties on my patented philosophy :p
[23:12.25] <+Cory> ;) lol but the real question is, did he quotespike it
[23:12.29] <@ol> and you've just got to get tough
[23:12.47] <@ol> I'm not bothered about that, because I have delete privs ;)

Which he proved, since this is the 2nd time i've posted this quote...
#487 (3)
Posted by mmind @ 2005-03-20 20:12:37
* Peng|Gone fluffles Beans
<@Peng|Gone> with a fluffler
#740 (0)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-16 11:17:25
--> satans ([email protected]) has joined #metal-rules
<Bernhammer> rick?
<satans> hey everone
<Bernhammer> hey satans
<satans> asl pls
* MynocK sighs
<Bernhammer> 11/f/ethiopia
<Bernhammer> u?
<satans> are you metal head
<MynocK> no we're all about the hiphop
<Bernhammer> what is this metal heads?
<MynocK> which is why we're in a channel named "metal rules"
<Bernhammer> I'm a hip head.
<satans> no no no
<satans> i mean what kind of metal do ou like
<satans> like me
<Bernhammer> what is metal?
<satans> i like death N balck metal
<Bernhammer> I like iron
<Bernhammer> corrugated iron
<Bernhammer> it make my roof.
<Bernhammer> ....keep me shelter
#360 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 19:25:53
<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth
#1173 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-16 01:28:19
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
#1378 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-27 23:41:49
23:27:46 [+Karina] je parle francais un peu aussi, mei c'est contraire de les regles a parle une langue que Anglaise
23:27:52 [+Tril] afaik there isn't a word for so, if there is i can't think of it
23:28:00 [+Hisakata] STOP WITH THE MOONSPEAK.
23:28:05 [+Karina] I probably totally butchered that
23:28:07 [+Karina] but I think I got my point across
23:28:17 [+Karina] you're not allowed to speak in other languages here.
23:28:24 [+Hisakata] You just did.
#817 (-1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-18 13:01:36
<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(