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11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
[22:37] <[BRC]Odin> why would you kill urself over an ipod
[22:37] <Robly> i mean a zen, maybe
[22:38] <Robly> but not an ipod
[22:38] <Hart> Exactly
[22:38] <Robly> :P
[22:38] <Hart> Not that either
[22:37] <Robly> i mean a zen, maybe
[22:38] <Robly> but not an ipod
[22:38] <Hart> Exactly
[22:38] <Robly> :P
[22:38] <Hart> Not that either
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[01:02] <KingMatthew> o_O Sgt, at this time? did your parents die? :S
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> smth like that
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> anyway
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> I'm off to bed
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> have to be awake in 8 hours
[01:02] <KingMatthew> LOL
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[01:02] <KingMatthew> o_O Sgt, at this time? did your parents die? :S
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> smth like that
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> anyway
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> I'm off to bed
[01:02] <SgtBashCom> have to be awake in 8 hours
[01:02] <KingMatthew> LOL
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<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)
[15:00] <Alexx> Of the many laws i've broken, nailing someone underage isn't one of them. But when i'm 50 If i can score a 16/17 year old...Damn right i'll take it, just hope it explodes my heart so i can die doing the thing i love
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends
(@Pete|WoW) Heh, I just noticed that all my ICT courseworks screenshots have my WoW window minimised at the bottom in them, and Winamp playing songs with unsuitable names...
(@Om) hehe
(@Pete|WoW) How did I fail to notice that? :/
*Pete|WoW goes to edit them...
(@Pete|WoW) Ahh... and one screenshot shows the minimised window: D:\Pete\fucking-coursewor...
(%KillerTV) lol
(@Pete|WoW) Damn my creative directory naming.
(@Om) hehe
(@Pete|WoW) How did I fail to notice that? :/
*Pete|WoW goes to edit them...
(@Pete|WoW) Ahh... and one screenshot shows the minimised window: D:\Pete\fucking-coursewor...
(%KillerTV) lol
(@Pete|WoW) Damn my creative directory naming.
<plastik> if it said i wouldn't be asking
<plastik> http://www.inspircd.org/wiki/Modules/swhois
<plastik> this is the module info
<plastik> doesn't says
<plastik> and in the conf just says
<plastik> #-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#
<plastik> # SWHOIS module: Allows you to add arbitary lines to user WHOIS.
<plastik> <module name="m_swhois.so">
<w00t> ..
<plastik> but nevermind I will find out
<w00t> you just *pasted* the answer to your own question
<plastik> http://www.inspircd.org/wiki/Modules/swhois
<plastik> this is the module info
<plastik> doesn't says
<plastik> and in the conf just says
<plastik> #-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#
<plastik> # SWHOIS module: Allows you to add arbitary lines to user WHOIS.
<plastik> <module name="m_swhois.so">
<w00t> ..
<plastik> but nevermind I will find out
<w00t> you just *pasted* the answer to your own question
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Chris
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<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that
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* ChanServ removes voice from Overkill Zaba phlux LV15GAMER
* ChanServ removes voice from X-Ception MikeXIII Laptop_Brain MrHat
* ChanServ removes voice from echelon_ Nazca chazz Sarikitty
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Chris
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<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that
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Round two
[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.
.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.
