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#1768 (2)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-11-21 06:49:43
[01:11:12] <SpeedWacer> Ramen is my wintertime food because it's cheap, fast, and hot
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh
#461 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-18 00:57:33
<@Napalm|Away> too many c's in this channel :P
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
#1736 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-04-13 21:22:04
[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week
#1092 (-2)
Posted by ed @ 2007-02-24 01:58:52
<ed> then i can use my favourite hitup line
<ed> 'ey up split-arse
<ed> :D
<ed> and on that note
*** Blankie has joined #soapspike
<ed> i'm off for a cig
#1535 (-1)
Posted by dKingston @ 2010-06-25 00:53:57
23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin
#1181 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-09-15 22:06:32
[23:01] <[TAG]Lowlife> think it's 4 year and two months
[23:01] <MartroniX> counting eh?
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> meh, I'm not exactly counting
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> I just know when I had sex the last time
[23:02] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:02] <MartroniX> heh
[23:02] <MartroniX> at least one of us does......
[23:03] * [TAG]Lowlife cuddles Mart
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> it's overrated neway
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lol
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> haven't had an experience that was more enjoyable than the pleasures good ol' fisty brings
[23:03] <[TAG]Lowlife> :p
[23:03] <MartroniX> lmao
#1684 (-4)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-05-01 03:00:28
03:56 Ciderlife and breast on tv
03:56 Ciderlife umm
03:56 Ciderlife changing channel now
03:56 Ciderlife
03:56 ed o_o
03:57 Ciderlife was one of those infomercials
03:57 Ciderlife about phonenumbers
03:57 Ciderlife
03:58 Ciderlife law and order
03:58 Ciderlife not so much
03:58 Ciderlife
03:59 ed cooooooooooooooooooooool
03:59 ed is now inside an n64 controller
03:59 Ciderlife umm
03:59 Ciderlife that just sounds wrong
#1091 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-23 02:12:40
[18:04:33] * Karate yawns
[18:04:45] <Karate> the phone rang while i was pooping
[18:04:49] <Karate> i didnt answer it ofc
[18:05:18] <Majic> :/
[18:05:36] <Blankie> hihi
[18:05:37] <JakeD> For shame.
[18:05:43] <Blankie> hahaha
[18:05:44] <Blankie> dude
[18:05:48] <JakeD> You should ALWAYS answer the phone while pooping.
[18:05:54] <Blankie> i call my friends up
[18:06:00] <Blankie> before or during my crap session
[18:06:01] <JakeD> "NYYUUUUURURGH *ploop* HELLO?"
[18:06:03] <Blankie> and tell them
[18:06:08] <Blankie> "hey. I'm taking a dump.
[18:06:10] <Blankie> or
[18:06:14] <Blankie> "I'm about to take a dump
[18:06:16] <Blankie> or directly after
[18:06:23] <Blankie> "DUDE I TOOK THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD"
[18:06:32] <JakeD> Blankie = epic win.
[18:06:47] <Majic> .....
[18:06:52] <Majic> I hope you all get rabies.
#557 (3)
Posted by ol @ 2005-05-14 18:08:37
<ol> anyone got a duck handy?
* Avengeful fucks it
<Avengeful> :)
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes Avengeful's sexin' as:
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<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 72/100
<Avengeful> oh SHIT!
<Avengeful> i fuck ducks good!
#1040 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-22 23:35:10
[15:25] <daedalus> lol the only ircd I've ever been opper on was 127.0.0.1 :)