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#1333 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-30 02:15:04
08/30@02:06:38 <#inspircd/~w00t> hehe, necrophilia.
08/30@02:06:44 * #inspircd/w00t hugs dead things.
#949 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-09-15 00:13:08
[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.
#1217 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-12-16 00:29:38
01:10 <Ancient> Brain.
01:17 <Majic|Irssi> Spinal cord.
01:19 <dz> speaking of, my back's nice and screwed up
01:25 <Majic|Irssi> I told you I shouldn't have been on top. :<
01:25 <Blades> lmao
01:26 <Majic|Irssi> Someone always gets hurt in a cuddle puddle... :(
01:27 <Brain> why is the brain and spinal cord shy
01:27 <Brain> because its a nervous system :p
01:27 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
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IRC is just so cute sometimes....
#279 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 11:08:40
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
* piggles [email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<rilla> ooh !
* ChanServ sets mode: +h piggles
<Ib3N> LOL
<Ib3N> now that sounds abit off if you havent heard Micael Jackson before.. hahaha
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#539 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-12-23 09:23:12
<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up
#1274 (1)
Posted by peavey @ 2008-09-06 13:58:07
06:43 <CyberBotX> I get this feeling that ARiKA would melt into nothingness if we took away his ability to use 'lol'. :P
06:44 <ARiKA> ok, I will cease saying lol
06:44 <CyberBotX> But you just said it!
06:44 <ARiKA> I said that I would cease saying lol, but I didn't!
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> BACON: taboo taboo
06:44 <ARiKA> hahahhah
06:44 <BACON> lol
06:44 <ARiKA> :)
06:44 <CyberBotX> >:P
06:45 <ARiKA> lol is a cool name for a blog
06:45 <ARiKA> it would be then a blol
06:46 <ARiKA> bah mine has better name...
#1191 (-2)
Posted by Alexx @ 2007-09-26 09:49:05
[09:32] * Chuck_Norris had your mum
[09:38] <macgyverdgi> Chuck_Norris: you had my fat mom, wow, I hope you had fun
[09:38] * macgyverdgi laughs at Chuck_Norris
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> I did
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> Had your grandma too
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> ok
[09:39] <macgyverdgi> to much, she died back on july 4th
[09:39] <Chuck_Norris> That explains why she didn't move about much
[09:40] <macgyverdgi> DUDE

I appologised after.
#339 (3)
Posted by Mech @ 2004-11-28 21:05:12
<Ravensky> what's that one website where that guy is developing XCHat for winblows?
<Dave> you mean windows?
<Ravensky> ya
<Ravensky> that
<Dave> say it
<Dave> windows
<Ravensky> what's that one website where that guy is developing XChat for windows?
<Freddo|gone> :D
<Dave> i don't know
<Ravensky> ...
<Ravensky> I hate you
#1779 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-06-26 18:45:54
<Sun-Wukong> I don't have a toilet
<Sun-Wukong> I'm a monkey
<Sun-Wukong> I just fling it at my enemies