[20:42] <ZaC_SoLiT> !list
[20:44] <ZaC_SoLiT> !op
[20:45] <ol> !dream
[20:45] <ol> !on
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !dream
[20:45] <ZaC_SoLiT> !on
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !help
[20:46] <ol> !ask a question
[20:46] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask op
[20:49] <ZaC_SoLiT> !ask command
[20:49] <Elyas> !fuck you

<Kianglo> want some candy?
<Alisaihin> SURE
<Kianglo> I have some in my van
<Alisaihin> lolno
<Kianglo> :(
<Kianglo> it's got windows
* Alisaihin slaps the stranger and runs away
<Kianglo> why did you slap me/
<Kianglo> SO MEAN
<Alisaihin> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS
* Kianglo pulls out gun a-
<Alisaihin> I KNOW IT
* Kianglo ([email protected]) has left #nsider ("fuck")
<Alisaihin> XD

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<SootyGirl> ~q:
<ChanServ> Hai.
<peavey> hmm
<peavey> only a very few can make ChanServ speak
<peavey> come out puppet master!
<ChanServ> What if I want to speak for myself for once? :(
<kenny|awa> I think Brain is hiding behind his nickname ChanServ
* kenny|awa is now known as KennyWork
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<ChanServ> That would make him the 'Brain' behind the operation. HURR.
<N0valyfe> it's w00t imo >.<
<peavey> the uppercasing and ending with punctuation.. now who writes like that and can control ChanServ
<Rane> No one.
<peavey> or is it a clever ruse to throw us off
<N0valyfe> ^^
<ChanServ> I'm the only one on this network that uses proper grammar. I am surrounded by a bunch of incompetent retards. :(

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[02:01:51] <Tarwen|Sleeping> And he said he wants you in his ass
[02:02:00] <ed> i did?
[02:02:00] <Riv_Griffen> erm?
[02:02:02] * Riv_Griffen does do anal
[02:02:06] <Riv_Griffen> doesnt*
[02:02:08] <Riv_Griffen> DOESNT*
[02:02:10] * Riv_Griffen runs
[02:02:16] <Tarwen|Sleeping> hahahahaha
[02:02:24] * Riv_Griffen facepalms
[02:02:28] <Riv_Griffen> worst typo ever

[19:57:09] <mmind> why cant i maintain a connection
[19:57:31] <mmind> wow, that sentence was almost lewd

[20:33] <Elphaba> I can see us on the 5 oclock news
[20:33] <Elphaba> crazy brit enters california
[20:33] <Brain> "this is ABC action news at 10, couple seen kissing at airport, president shocked at scandal, more news after the sport!!!"
[20:33] <Brain> god, they must be getting bored to film that :p
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahaah
[20:33] <ol> nipple seen at airport, 60,000 people all sue FAA
[20:33] <Elphaba> hahahhahaahhaha

[22:46:13] <ClaireBear> I always wanted a white cat
[22:46:17] <ClaireBear> all my boys are black

<Efreak> what does the usermode +G mean
<[BRC]Odin> thats a badword filter for pms i believe
<mackattack> so it filters out all the women on there "special" days?
<[BRC]Odin> yes

<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far

<Ib3N> oh the good ol dethmatches of doom2 over a com cable..
<Ib3N> *death
<Alfred> lol
<Alfred> i didnt like doom that much, i was too young n got scared from the gurgling sounds and then suddenly this BIG FUCKING RED BULL THING WOULD POUNCE ON ME!
<Ib3N> lol
<Alfred> but i was a quake god :D
<Alfred> least in my group
<Dr_Kev> and you were like... 'daddy daddy get off me'
<Ib3N> ROFL