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#1715 (5)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-11 14:30:55
[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)
#1615 (-2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-03 13:56:34
[07:43] * *.chatspike.net has kicked LidyaAmiLya from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 6 secs))
[07:43] <Majic> hurr.
[07:44] <w00t> herp derp
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Someone have a secure computer and tell us what that blog is?
[07:46] <w00t> honestly, who cares?
[07:46] <w00t> it'll either be viagra or viruses or both
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Oh, just personal curiosity.
[07:46] <Ambrosia> I'll click it, if you like.
[07:47] <Doll_Licca> No, don't do it for me.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...seems really secure.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> It's turkish Blogspot.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...selling Internal Combustion something or other.
[07:48] <Doll_Licca> As viewed by Google Translate?
[07:48] <Ambrosia> Yup :D
[07:49] * Corin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] * Rane ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] <Archie> silly Amby :D
[07:54] <Ambrosia> Whyy
[07:55] <Archie> cause you clicked a rapturebot link now you are going to go to bot afterlife
[07:56] <Ambrosia> I'll be fine.
[07:56] <Archie> :q
#915 (3)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-25 04:57:14
<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.
#1349 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 14:28:05
<Doc> I like my sonic toothbrush. My dentist hates it. She says she can't make much money off me :)
#441 (1)
Posted by ComaBlack @ 2005-01-30 19:09:08
[20:10] <Coma|afk> im going to belgium tomorrow and stalk peets
[20:10] <Peets|Away> not when I control the toilet
#438 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-01-26 23:56:52
* Quits: @Hell_Bahamut ([email protected]) (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Don't flood opers because they don't respond to your direct tells dumbass. Post your whining in the forums or in the channel. You are not a special and unique flower.)))
#313 (4)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-11-18 01:41:42
[20:37] * Kaiganeru has joined #chatspike
[20:37] <Kaiganeru> I need an irc cop please.
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> quite badly.
[20:38] <Beer> what for kaiganeru?
[20:38] <Kaiganeru> For abuse :(
#278 (-1)
Posted by DefHand @ 2004-10-31 19:37:01
<Stormscape> as my friend said once, it's really funny: "How appropiate. A German being a Spelling Nazi."
#690 (1)
Posted by Samas @ 2005-10-19 19:15:14
* Samas would appreciate +a
<Samas> :P
* Brain gives channel half-operator status to Samas
<Samas> :|
<Brain> there
* Om gives voice to Samas
<Samas> ;_;
<Brain> lol
<`Boo> hehehe
#169 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:27
* BlackTiger is now known as BT_naked
* BT_naked hugs [Brain] :P
<Pinky> rut roh George
<[Brain]> rut roh!
* BT_naked runs away
* Archy` chases with a pair of tweasers and a George Foreman grill