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#987 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-26 12:50:15
<AwgMotH> why can't u just send files over irc?
<Fethroesforia> you can't do that with the cleint
<Fethroesforia> client
<AwgMotH> what client is that?
<tormentus> whats IRC?
<tormentus> I have only just lately used the internet for chatting and stuff like that
<tormentus> I used to only download music and porn
#370 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-12-21 13:04:00
<Craig> sounds like a good idea :p
<Craig> i cant promise it immediatly atm though
<Craig> but i will get to it :p
<Ib3N> pf.
<Ib3N> just set us up a invision
<Ib3N> or a phpbb
--- You have been kicked from #opers by Craig (language :/ 57)
#360 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 19:25:53
<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth
#753 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2006-03-18 21:33:03
[21:31] <ol> your problem stems from an interface error causing vocal routing via the anus
#527 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-20 22:42:13
<ol> is everyone else dead?
<ol> apart form olli, that is
<ol> theres someone requiring a tactical nuclear strike if ever I saw one ;)
<SirOlli> I take that as a compliment.
#1292 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-01-03 01:57:58
(02:03:56) * satmd repairs poor postbot
(02:04:14) * satmd sends KingTarquin the bill
(02:04:49) * KingTarquin uses his Visa to pay for it
(02:05:23) * w00t notes a chargeback and calls the fraud department after KingTarquin
(02:06:19) * KingTarquin slits his own throat to save any further hassle
(02:06:35) * satmd repairs KingTarquin
(02:06:40) * satmd sends PostBot a bill
#1212 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-11-23 11:53:41
11:19 -!- testytestums [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: Give me back my sock you freaking goat bastard!]
#1377 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-27 23:40:57
23:29:44 [+TheDollmaker] ^^
23:30:23 [+LoopyDood] Holy shit, a flying !

I lol'd.
#677 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-10-09 21:28:05
The flaming ol!

* Brik gives Brain a drink made of ol
<ol> oi!
<Brain> wont work
<Brain> ol doesnt have a high enough alcahol content
<ol> damn right
<Hmzaniac> that's why you add gin to the drink.
<Brain> ol and tonic?
<ol> g&o?
<Brain> yeah
<Brain> :D
* Hmzaniac pours some gin over ol.
<ol> :(\
<ol> it burns :(
<Brik> haha
<Hmzaniac> use some lemon slices.
<Brain> no no no Hmzaniac
<Brain> slice the ol
* Hmzaniac sticks an umbrella in ol.
<Brain> then put the lemons in
<ol> ow
<Brain> hehe
<Brain> does it have a cherry on it
<Brain> who wants to take ols cherry
<ol> no I don't
<Hmzaniac> now we just got to put a cherry on top of your nose.
<Brain> haha
<Hmzaniac> now, what shall we call it?
<Brain> G&O sounds good
<Hmzaniac> nah.
<Hmzaniac> i know.
* Hmzaniac lights ol on fire.
<Hmzaniac> a Flaming ol!
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha