<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth

< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.

* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner

[16:33] --- HelmutVonMustache is now known as hotnhorneyblonde

[18:59] <&w00t> Brik: can you cook KFC?
[18:59] <&w00t> that would make me worship you even more than if pepsi came out of your nipples

<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."

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[11:01] <Spyder232> hi peeps
[11:01] <@Aristeo> Hello!
[11:01] <Spyder232> asl?
[11:02] <Spyder232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?|||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
[11:02] <@Aristeo> 14/f/cali, u?
[11:02] <Spyder232> 14/m/uk
[11:02] <@Aristeo> :D
[11:02] <Spyder232> u got msn or anything?
[11:03] <@Aristeo> I'm just kidding, I'm 36/m/Alabama
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<GayPenguin> who else is a spy? please get naked
<Tim> hi
<Tim> im nude
<Tim> now what
<Tim> how big is it
<GayPenguin> now stay like that please
<goose> O.o
<Tim> want to cyber
<Tim> asl
<goose> you two get a /query
<GayPenguin> we can cyber when i can be sure you wont tape this to publish on YouTube

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who needs youtube, nowadays? :D

<ed> the emergency exits are here /part here /quit and here /kick #soapspike karate

(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol