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#1568 (0)
Posted by RagnorakTres @ 2011-02-03 17:33:27
PedroWorkingHard: Interrobanging, a Porn about Punctuation
Starnerf[work]: More like Pornctuation
Starnerf[work]: amirite?
#80 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:00:53
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready
#880 (3)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-08-11 12:29:37
<Zathman> gline dotslasher ?
<dotslasher> May The Fleas of a thousand Camels infest Zathman's lower regions............
<Zathman> may legions of crabs and bed-bugs feast upon thy nethers dotslasher
<Ib3N> aww. bugs 'n flies gets all the fun :/
#1162 (2)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-07-30 20:31:43
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> you know that picture of that guy when you first open Mirc?
<MartroniX> lol yes
<Excal> yeah
<[AoW]MaximusTheGreat> is that Brain?
<Excal> rofl.
<Beer> lmao
<MartroniX> rofl
<MartroniX> no
<Beer> i think brain would be insulted ;)
<Tarwen> ROFL!!!!!
<ClaireBear> no it's not brain
<ClaireBear> hahahah
#168 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:15
<DM|Intoxicated> Brain's thingie is too small :(

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he he :D
#1127 (3)
Posted by Beer @ 2007-05-18 19:48:53
19:44:25 * Lowlife offers ol his toothbrush
19:44:28 Lowlife :D
19:44:29 Lowlife enjoy it
19:44:30 Lowlife :p
19:44:50 ClaireBear lol
19:45:02 ol[packing] theres an offer a man should refuse
19:45:41 Lowlife :p
19:45:45 Beer is it electric? :p
19:45:58 ClaireBear does it vibrate?
19:46:00 Lowlife no, it isn't
19:46:02 Beer lol
19:46:05 Lowlife but, it has been up my ass
19:46:06 Lowlife :D
19:46:12 ClaireBear lol
19:46:14 Lowlife hmmz
19:46:20 Lowlife that's possibly tmi
19:46:21 Lowlife :p
#1439 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-05 00:55:39
00:43:37 +SamWillEatYou eats Xitel
00:43:46 @Nickname eats SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:55 ~Hisakata eats Nickname SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:59 [~Hisakata] Ah the circle of life
00:44:02 [@Nickname] lmao
00:44:04 [%Jade] lol
#672 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-10-06 08:39:56
(@Om) Magnus is what people who use Opera turn into ;<
(@Om) Eventually
(@Om) If you have a strong will, you can resist. For a while.
(+Pragmatic) Who is this Magnus fellow?
(@w00t) Om: OMG OPERA PWNS!
(@w00t) SO DOES STRONGHOLD 2!
- (w00t) is now known as (Magnum).
(@Magnum) >:p
(@Om) You forgot the :O
(@Om) On every other line
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) you're right!
(@Magnum) :O
(@Om) And randomly greeting everyone you don't know
(@Magnum) Hi randomPerson
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) (convincing yet? :P)
(@Om) And generally talking like a pompous twat
(@Om) Perfect likeness ;)
(@Magnum) In my opinion, Windows is highly overrated. We should all go and use Linux 0.0.1.
(@Om) ^^
#1478 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-10 00:46:08
<~w00t> Maggie: where are you nowdays? you seem to be so seldom around and irritating compared to ye olden days!
<+Maggie> University :)
* w00t blniks
<~w00t> you grew up!
#1572 (6)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-02-22 05:19:37
04:29:48 [Netsplit occurs]
04:29:52 @goose > I didn't do it
04:30:26 +I > People stopped believing those words from you you months ago, goose.
04:30:35 @goose > >:|
04:30:38 @goose > I DIDN'T DO IT!
04:30:49 @goose > <stitch.chatspike.net> LINK: Sent ERROR to bender.chatspike.net: Ping timeout
04:30:52 @goose > SEE??

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04:39:23 +where > goose, didn't you once say something about opers being helpful?
04:39:44 @goose > I did
04:39:49 @goose > What assistance do you require?
04:42:43 +I > Well, there's been a netsplit.
04:43:51 @goose > You don't say?
04:44:01 @goose > Well, I'll be sure to get right on fixing it.
04:46:29 +I > And people _never_ believed _those_ words from you, goose.
04:46:46 @goose > I AM WORKING ON FIXING IT
04:46:49 @goose > WATCH ME WORK ON FIXING IT
04:46:50 @goose > HERE I GO
04:46:59 > goose [[email protected]] has quit IRC [Quit: Sleep time]
04:47:17 +Minion > xD
04:47:22 +where > I don't think he's really fixing it.
04:47:26 +where > I think he was trying to trick us.