[21:01] * Lowlife tickles craig's elmo
[21:02] <@[BRC]Ingus> that was yum

[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team

[17:18] * JakeD is as anatomically correct as a Barbie :(

[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.

<Majic> My sister just got home from school. XD
<Majic> I was in the kitchen getting to stove ready and I heard her coming toward the kitchen. :p
<Majic> I didn't want her seeing my penis so at the last second I threw a spatula at her and threw a towel over my pizza. :D
<Majic> er...

[18:29:48] <Bernhammer> I might do a search for "female gay porn"

<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> No XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> Bad XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> I'm SnoFox, not tiny and plastic!
* Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox is now known as SnoFox
<@goose> X-Chat is ftw
<@goose> now you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> No you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> Imean goose
<@goose> good fail, SnoFox. good fail.

* Tommy licks Tony
* Tommy licks Abyss
<Kestrel> Hai Tommy.
<Tommy> you both taste gaelic and mildly offensive.
<pigeon_of_doom> *garlic
<Kestrel> ...
<Kestrel> wat.
<Kestrel> Pidge, reread that sentence.
<pigeon_of_doom> Nope
<Kestrel> For once Tommy makes more sense than you do
<Tommy> I usually make more sense than pidge
<pigeon_of_doom> Hoi
<pigeon_of_doom> Just wanted an excuse to go SERA'S AMAZING at someone because Eru stopped replying to my DA:I chat :\
* Kestrel just went there
<Abyssalin> .. I did have garlic bread for dinner.
* Kestrel didn't have dinner.
* Kestrel is therefore innocent.
<Abyssalin> But yeah tommy is wrong, I don't know gaylick
<Abyssalin> ... WTF PHONE
<Kestrel> I can swear in Gaelic.
<Abyssalin> WHY IS THAT EVEN A WORD IN YOUR DICTIONARY!?

<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
* Joins: Calamari ([email protected])
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Calamari
<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
* Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected] ) ( [ CS ] Quit: )
<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide

(@Ionesc) would you give me a new OX-Config nude doll?