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00:04 <+LinDaa> do u know what isolated showers mean
00:04 <+LinDaa> does it mean its not going to rain
00:04 <+basket> it'll probably rain in some areas
00:04 <+LinDaa> thanks
[...]
00:06 <+InitHello> it means you won't be showering with other people of the same and opposite sex and/or gender
00:06 <+LinDaa> lol InitHello
00:04 <+LinDaa> does it mean its not going to rain
00:04 <+basket> it'll probably rain in some areas
00:04 <+LinDaa> thanks
[...]
00:06 <+InitHello> it means you won't be showering with other people of the same and opposite sex and/or gender
00:06 <+LinDaa> lol InitHello
[23:39] <Togy> i dont force women upon me brain
[23:39] <Togy> i let them come to me :p
[23:39] <Togy> prob why im still single
[23:39] <Togy> they just dont come :(
[23:40] <[Brain]> Togy: you gotta turn them on before they come :P
[23:40] <[Brain]> didnt you know that?
[23:39] <Togy> i let them come to me :p
[23:39] <Togy> prob why im still single
[23:39] <Togy> they just dont come :(
[23:40] <[Brain]> Togy: you gotta turn them on before they come :P
[23:40] <[Brain]> didnt you know that?
Ishamael you should see #alquidarecruitment
Satanette lol
ol thats my uncles channel :p
Ishamael Olsama ?
ol yeah
Satanette lol
ol thats my uncles channel :p
Ishamael Olsama ?
ol yeah
[20:36] <Stealth> My friend sends me a snapchat of her feet on tile saying "Guess where I am"
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like
<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(
* Andy hides behind Karate
<Majic> I wouldn't do that...
<Majic> Karate doesn't like anyone but Elfy "hiding" behind her.
<Majic> I wouldn't do that...
<Majic> Karate doesn't like anyone but Elfy "hiding" behind her.
[19:04] <Togy> quit it
[19:04] * Craig sets mode: +v Togy
[19:04] <Togy> or i'll break chan rules :p
[19:04] <Craig> did someone say quit? :D
[19:04] <Togy> again
[19:04] <Craig> blank the fuck up
[19:04] <[OPA]Garak> lol
[19:04] <Craig> err
[19:04] <Craig> wait
Taken in #chatspike with the PG13 rating ^^
[19:04] * Craig sets mode: +v Togy
[19:04] <Togy> or i'll break chan rules :p
[19:04] <Craig> did someone say quit? :D
[19:04] <Togy> again
[19:04] <Craig> blank the fuck up
[19:04] <[OPA]Garak> lol
[19:04] <Craig> err
[19:04] <Craig> wait
Taken in #chatspike with the PG13 rating ^^
[20:30:20] <Beer> i don't have any beer
[04:45] * &Majic encyclopediadramatic's
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
