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#1440 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-05 04:55:58
<clueless222> I just realized I've been wearing a USB extention cable around my neck for hours
#1599 (2)
Posted by Shawn @ 2011-04-27 21:15:28
<Strawberry_Kittens> There's nothing wrong with trolls.
<_jzl> yes, trolling is a sport
<_jzl> with every sport there are rules, like NEVER MAKE FUN OF MY NICK.
<Strawberry_Kittens> I believe you mean AN sport.
<_jzl> ?
<_jzl> AN?
#1000 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-10-30 14:50:33
<surrounded_by_evil> IS SOMEBODY HERE ALIVE ??? I'M A GIRL DUDES !!!!
<Beer> heh, attention whoring or what, lol
#1765 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-12 17:54:09
<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k
#926 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2006-09-04 20:21:18
(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO
#797 (-2)
Posted by cracklemonkey @ 2006-06-05 03:38:08
* ed smoked tea last night
<cracklemonkey> bahahah
<ed> they told me it was reefer, i said thats bull
<ed> i didnt know what it was, so i smoked it anyway
#1376 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-27 21:42:57
15:26:17 * Majic had Mexican for lunch :D
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
#1670 (8)
Posted by DarkTruth @ 2012-01-16 06:59:51
<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame
#1270 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2008-08-11 20:43:20
<kujoe> cool
<kujoe> I'll dl it when I get home
<LaptopChris> word
<kujoe> why'd you change from goose?
<LaptopChris> got tired of people making "let's eat goose" jokes
<kujoe> ah
<kujoe> you should've changed your name to Dick then
<kujoe> bwuahahahaha
<kujoe> "lets eat dick"
<LaptopChris> I'm actually laughing out loud
#1603 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-06 17:20:17
<Kumi> I'd kick you for that, but it's been too long a day, Xhu
* I has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
* Xhu has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<Kumi> ...
<Kumi> or maybe I don't need to kick them, the internet does my job for me.