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#183 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:07
[23:20] <`Node_> Yeah, but this wasn't a normal pube. It was a 'dress upbeat' one :P
#328 (5)
Posted by john @ 2004-11-23 23:17:58
<Stormscape> Arguing on the internet is like trying to stop a train with a toad.
* TechnoThaums ([email protected]) has joined #ElderScrolls
<@Dave> how hard are you throwing the toad at the train?
<TechnoThaums> Now there's a sentence to come in on.
#602 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-07-09 22:12:34
[21:48] <cab86|away> :/ my left wrist hurts
[21:49] <cab86|away> i'm not used to the positions...

...Looks like cab has been at the porn again...
#335 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-07-11 06:45:39
* w00t tickles Chu with a brick
* Chu tickles w00t with a breath taking .pro domain.
* Chu tickles w00t with a splendiferous iron bar.
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious set of Windows 3.11 floppies.
* w00t cuts up Chu with a block of cheese
* w00t obliterates Chu with a sexy brick
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel
* Chu annihilates w00t with a RandomChu.com endorsed Back Street Boys CD.
<w00t> LMAO.
<w00t> I knew it all along!
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* w00t hurts Chu with a depressed set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* Chu beats up w00t with a suspicious w00t (poor w00t, being included in a slap script. :().
* w00t smashes Chu with a beautiful Windows ME user guide
* Chu kills w00t with a splendiferous Coco-brand (c) cookie.
* w00t stabs Chu with a bipolar Windows ME user guide
* w00t drowns Chu with a obese set of Windows 3.1 floppies
* w00t hurts Chu with a ugly nublet
* w00t dices Chu with a sexy n00b stick
* Chu tickles w00t with a luxurious Back Street Boys CD.
* Chu hits w00t with a large set of AOL discs.
* w00t smacks Chu with a moronic shovel

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.......Ow. :(
#1627 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-07-07 00:33:38
Jul 01 18:32:57 * Blackvenom ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:38 * Amikron ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:40 <Blackvenom> Welcome Amikron! Type: !Register (only if you havent before). Want me in your channel? Type !join <channel>. Forgot the commands? Type !get commands.
Jul 01 18:35:42 <Blackvenom> Amikron please give your age this is an 16+ room to store your age for future use type !age agehere ex !age 18
Jul 01 18:35:55 <Amikron> creepy asl check from Blackvenom
Jul 01 18:39:19 <danieldg> Blackvenom: asking people for their age like that is almost completely useless if you're trying to restrict something
Jul 01 18:39:33 <Blackvenom> Lol..
Jul 01 18:39:36 <danieldg> Blackvenom: it's also very annoying to notice people for no reason
Jul 01 18:39:37 <Duck> This channel isn't 16+ nor does it permit bots
Jul 01 18:39:43 <Blackvenom> Im not restrickting anyone.
Jul 01 18:39:48 <danieldg> you're being annoying
Jul 01 18:40:05 <Blackvenom> And i accidently sighned into my bots irc.
Jul 01 18:40:21 <Blackvenom> So yeah.
Jul 01 18:40:27 <Blackvenom> Lose Lose Situation.
Jul 01 18:40:29 <Amikron> it doesn't bug me, but its sort of.. i don't know.. AOL-esque
Jul 01 18:40:45 <danieldg> just disable it, and try not to enable it accidentally again
Jul 01 18:40:46 <Amikron> asl bro
Jul 01 18:41:04 <Blackvenom> Nah
Jul 01 18:41:10 <Duck> Also, in case anyone wants to know my age: 66/A toaster/Nashville, TN
Jul 01 18:41:19 <Blackvenom> I rather leave this site, i feel very welcomed here .:)
Jul 01 18:41:45 <danieldg> that works too, although you certainly don't have to go
Jul 01 18:42:00 <Blackvenom> I rather leave.
Jul 01 18:42:30 * Blackvenom has quit (Quit: )
Jul 01 18:42:58 <Duck> danieldg, I don't believe that that user "accidentally" signed into his/her bot's irc
Jul 01 18:43:08 <Duck> why? his ident
Jul 01 18:43:09 <Duck> --> Joins: [Blackvenom ([email protected]) to #chatspike]
Jul 01 18:43:31 <Amikron> lol, "i rather leave this site"
Jul 01 18:43:40 <danieldg> Duck: what about it?
Jul 01 18:43:43 <Amikron> quack
Jul 01 18:44:01 <Duck> Is there such thing as a python IRC _client_ ?
Jul 01 18:44:12 <danieldg> there may well be
Jul 01 18:44:34 <danieldg> also that's not a field for the IRC client name
Jul 01 18:44:40 <danieldg> it's a custom string
Jul 01 18:44:45 <Amikron> i know of scripts for clients
Jul 01 18:44:51 <Amikron> but not sure about clients
Jul 01 18:44:57 <Amikron> either way
Jul 01 18:45:02 <Amikron> guy was sort of creepy
#556 (4)
Posted by Mech @ 2005-05-14 01:54:52
* Craig pounces kittie :p
<Craig> whoops, didn't pounce too hard did i?
<kittie> meraldkmalkerja;dfaewlkrq'e
<kittie> *can't breathe*
* Craig gets off
<Craig> DON'T!
<kittie> huh?
<Ave|afk> gross
<kittie> lol
#279 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 11:08:40
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
<rilla> Just beat it !
<rilla> Beat it !
* piggles [email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<rilla> ooh !
* ChanServ sets mode: +h piggles
<Ib3N> LOL
<Ib3N> now that sounds abit off if you havent heard Micael Jackson before.. hahaha
#1204 (3)
Posted by Andres @ 2007-10-25 18:38:21
[20:37:17] <Andres> Andres is GOD
[20:37:26] <Aro> lol
[20:37:40] <Aro> I don't believe in gods
[20:37:41] <Aro> so
[20:37:44] <Aro> I assume
[20:37:47] <Andres> I DO NOT EXIST :O
[20:37:48] <Aro> you do not exist
#786 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-05-18 01:24:35
[01:14] * Andy jumps on kelly and *HUGS*
[01:14] <Andy> hehe
[01:15] <laptops> kelly is mine!
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> you both know kelly is JIMINY yes?
[01:15] --- Siltem is now known as ZZZzzzz
[01:15] <Andy> shes a girl thats all I need to know :p
[01:15] <Andy> I saw her
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> no.... he isnt.
[01:15] <LaptopBrain> :)
[01:15] <Andy> wtf
[01:15] <Andy> shit
#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.