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#422 (1)
Posted by Bracchus @ 2005-01-12 21:52:30
<Libido> sorry to here the news
<Harliquin> what news?
<Harliquin> With much regret, I announce the following...
<Harliquin> THE FLYING TIGERS are DISBANDING
<Harliquin> i'm guessing, read it after u sed :P
<Ish|aweh> your slow
<[BRC]Bracchus> and you're super quick Ish
<[BRC]Bracchus> no wonder you're single :P
<Ish|aweh> oh you practised on that joke :P
<Libido> lol
<[BRC]Bracchus> no, it was a sperm of the moment thing
#904 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-08-20 09:25:28
<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze
#490 (6)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-03-23 16:54:46
[16:10:40] <@Pete> See if you can part the seas this time you jewish bastard
[16:10:44] *** (Part) Moses ([email protected]) has left #omnia (Red Sea)
#983 (4)
Posted by NFreak @ 2006-10-22 22:23:13
<Blink190> NAZIS OWN
Blink190 has quit ([services.chatspike.net] Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by HITLER)))
#1318 (-1)
Posted by HexaPuma @ 2009-06-29 04:43:07
[22:10:01] <+HexaPuma> dude i'm going to japan next spring for a wedding
[22:10:09] <+Gamelife> bring me back smth
[22:10:14] <+Gamelife> a hot japanese chick
[22:10:20] <+Gamelife> <3 japanese women
[22:10:35] <+HexaPuma> noo no japanese ch1x0rz 4 u!
[22:11:58] <+Gamelife> take me too
[22:12:19] <+Gamelife> I'll let you wear me as a sock
[22:12:23] * +Gamelife hides
[22:12:39] <+HexaPuma> O_o
[22:15:32] * +HexaPuma loads his AA-12 with 20mm grenade munitions
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#338 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-27 19:43:57
* Greenkirby21 has joined #chatspike
<Greenkirby21> help me
<Greenkirby21> i locked myself
<Greenkirby21> i cant get in!
<Greenkirby21> i use _i
<Greenkirby21> d
<Greenkirby21> +i
<Om> Is it regged?
<Greenkirby21> yes
<Om> if so, /cs invite #channel nickname
<Om> or if it's you, I think jts /cs invite #channel works
<SirOlli> LOL
<Brain> /cs unban #channel
<Pitfan> He's not banned
<Pitfan> He set invite only..
<Pitfan> and left
<Brain> lol
<Brain> /cs clear #channel modes
<SirOlli> that's even better than the part-thingy
#158 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:56:52
notice from MemoServ: You have 538 new memos. Type /MSG MemoServ READ NEW to read them.

^I think I'm finally popular!!
#617 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-21 21:48:05
(@Om) Being the person doing the "Audio Describing" for something like American Pie would be...amusing
(@Kisrah) lmao!
(%Ordie) hahah
(%Ordie) He.. he's doing... well, you're better not knowing.
(@Om) haha
(@Kisrah) >:D
*Om imagines a load of people in a studio trying to record for 10 secs without cracking up
(@Kisrah) Yeah
(%Ordie) lol
(@Kisrah) I was just thinking that myself.
(@Kisrah) That would be HELL
(@Om) Damn funny though :D
#1586 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-04 05:53:26
[18:05] <ElderKain> Veal Soup....
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> Don't ask on this one.
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> This was a deviation from the novel.
[18:06] <ElderKain> lol
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> The novel has Pollyanna delivery "calf's foot jelly".
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> *delivering
[18:07] <ElderKain> O.o
[18:07] <ElderKain> that sounds worse!
[18:07] <ElderKain> no wonder it was changed, lol
[18:07] <ElderKain> the lesser of 2 evils, lol