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#1188 (3)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-09-25 17:46:38
<@Andres> I remember once when chatting with a gal I actually typod hug into hump :3
<~Tarwen`Cleaning> hahahaha
* ~Tarwen`Cleaning huGs Andres
* @Andres huMPs Tarwen :p
#320 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:50:56
* ScrollLock has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Scroll^aw)))
* Scroll^aw has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Scroll^aw
* Scroll^aw has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)


Whatever that was...
#53 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:49:33
[19:29] <Avengeful> i demand sex and beer
[19:29] <Avengeful> but i aint gettin either atm
[19:29] <Rebs|dead|hated> well
[19:29] <Rebs|dead|hated> give me op and ill see what i can do
#492 (2)
Posted by john @ 2005-03-22 11:00:33
<+frosty-theaussie> PERILOUS ADVENTURES WAIT FOR YOU BEYOND GEORGE LUCAS' RECTUM
<+frosty-theaussie> OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE REALM OF THE PREQUELS"
<+frosty-theaussie> Will you accept your destiny, outlander?
<%Ordie> I have to call my lawyer first.
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#1215 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-12-08 02:37:04
<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel
#171 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:51
[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol
#939 (6)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-10 05:48:19
<ed> the emergency exits are here /part here /quit and here /kick #soapspike karate
#620 (5)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-24 00:57:12
<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide
#1085 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-02-18 03:07:42
[18:59:21] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +hoe Kiti Kiti Kiti!*@*]
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[19:00:09] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +bitch Kiti*!*@* Kiti]
[19:00:11] <Majic> hehehe
[19:00:24] * [KoYc]Lowlife sets modes [#soapspike -b Kiti*!*@*]
[19:00:28] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:00:29] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike -itch Kiti]
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[19:02:08] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +snog [KoYc]Lowlife SEX]
[19:02:09] <Majic> :D
[19:02:20] <Majic> likey likey? :D
[19:02:23] <[KoYc]Lowlife> lol
[19:02:38] * [KoYc]Lowlife drivvels on Majic
[19:02:41] <Majic> :D
[19:02:47] * Majic lawls [KoYc]Lowlife
[19:03:18] * Majic sets modes [#soapspike +shit Kioshto]
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[19:03:28] <Majic> hehehe
[19:03:45] <Majic> I wish we had a mode U
[19:03:56] <Majic> Could do +cunt and +hump...
[19:04:08] <Majic> and +fuck. :p
[19:04:16] <Majic> NO!
[19:04:19] <Majic> +fucking!!!!
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