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#1384 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-05 20:22:56
<goose> always shooting me down
* goose cries
<Shawn> After you get the surgery, maybe.
<Shawn> but not before.
* Shawn isn't into guys
<goose> did Shawn just admit having a fetish for post-op transvestites?
#923 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-14 04:18:18
[21:15:27] <ed> i feel better now <3
[21:15:44] <ed> my trusty crap porn always nearby <3
[21:15:55] <ed> and my penis which is too big :/
[21:17:19] <Jake|away> Same.
[21:17:28] * Jake|away hefts his dong over his shoulder and goes to get a beer.
[21:17:40] <Majic> 0.o
[21:17:54] * ed coils his back round his leg and tucks back into his sock
#240 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:24
(02:48:07) (+Coma|BG) oi kev
(02:48:14) (+Coma|BG) thats disgusting
(02:48:53) (@Dr_Kev) its a mirror
(02:48:59) (@Dr_Kev) what do you find disgusting about it?
(02:48:59) (@Craig) nice lol
(02:49:06) (+Coma|BG) :P
(02:49:29) (@Dr_Kev) Kev: 1 | Coma: 0
(02:49:36) (+Mike) lmao
#285 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-07 19:47:30
<cab86> FUCK NOOOOO
<cab86> I MISSED THE START!
<ol> lol
* Avengeful has joined #chatting_naked
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Avengeful
<ol> you've missed schumacher spinning too
<cab86> NOOO FUCKING HELL WAY!
<cab86> I MISSED THE BEST OF THE RACE
<cab86> BECAUSE OF OLLI!
<cab86> HE WAS MAKING ME LOOK AT CLOUDS INSTEAD!!!
<Avengeful> lmao
<Avengeful> thats hilarious, olli was making u look at clouds? LMAO
#50 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:46
[18:37] * +MrBOFH shoves craig into a closet
[18:37] * @Craig comes out the closet
#912 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-28 23:40:43
[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy
#1227 (-4)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2008-01-30 14:04:17
[15:03] * Sacho|Dead ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#1276 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-11 23:25:54
* Aristeo is now known as PriestAristeo
* w00t_ is now known as GOD
* PriestAristeo has quit (Killed (GOD (Smited.)))
#46 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:05
<Marie|DISHES> and someone changed my nick ... *looks at Brain* :p
* [Brain] whistles nonchalantly