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#1490 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2010-01-18 22:58:11
01/18@23:57:10 <#opers/FrostyCoolSlug> THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
01/18@23:57:19 <#opers/@Majic> I have several.

As usual; #opers is a source of absolute serious business.
#1639 (4)
Posted by Beer @ 2011-08-07 21:54:42
21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-
#1621 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:02:49
<LordEfreak> while we're waiting, did you know the bible doesn't condemn necrophilia?
<peachykeen> yeah, but that's like eating cold pizza
<peachykeen> pizza is like sex
<peachykeen> even when it's bad, it's still good
<peachykeen> except when it's cold
<Havvy> Cold pizza tastes good.
<Legacy> Cold pizza is fine too.
#1494 (-2)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-24 16:54:33
12:47 WifiBrain that would be cats penis
12:47 WifiBrain they have spikes.
12:47 WifiBrain ;)
#715 (7)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-12-26 17:18:14
<Brik> it wont fit, erm ><
<w00t> we'll make it fit :p
<w00t> spank me for that, it was naughty :p
<Brik> not in the wrong hole we wont
<Brik> ehm
#1608 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2011-05-23 03:15:39
12:38:37 < Andrewx> Hello, when I try to execute InspIRCD on a windows machine I'm getting the error "The procedure entry point getnameinfo could not be located in the dynamic link library WS_32.dll ". What's this?
12:39:00 < Andrewx> Our OS is Windows 2000, no updates, service packs, or patches installed.
12:43:21 <&danieldg> I'd suggest installing a different OS - *any* different OS
#398 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-04 21:00:38
* Craig was kicked by Azhrarn (FLooding (1 idiocy in 10s))
#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.
#425 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 02:42:17
... sometime after the previous quote, in a different channel where I idle most of the time...

[21:34] <Darzan> talk in here all you cab86
[21:34] <Darzan> all you want
[21:34] <Darzan> :p
[21:34] <Napalm> now you can't get a shit out of him
[21:35] <Darzan> lol
[21:35] <Darzan> dammit
[21:35] <Napalm> he only comes here to pick up on my typos
[21:35] <Darzan> well,, fuck, make more then
[21:35] <Napalm> ioenfdqpjwen
[21:36] <SimSim> sdjkghsdjgh;fhsad;fgh;
[21:36] <Darzan> HJAHAHAHAHa
[21:41] <cab86> heh :P
[21:41] <SimSim> see you got him back, good work Napalm
[21:41] <Napalm> :)
#1314 (1)
Posted by Doc @ 2009-05-18 04:46:24
[19:57:12]* ChanServ sets mode +a #Acid*Chat amber``28
[19:57:40] <DarkTruth> yea it does :P
[19:57:50]* amber``28 has quit ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[19:57:54] <Alchemist> lol
[19:58:01] <DarkTruth> crazy girl lol
[20:05:46] <Doc> okay, I heard that as "crazy gir"
[20:05:55] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:12:50] <Alchemist> xD
[20:13:37] <DarkTruth> well I might GRRRRR at you
[20:18:38]* goose ([email protected]) has joined #Acid*Chat
[20:18:38]* ChanServ gives voice to goose
[20:21:39]* Chris is now known as chris|supper
[20:21:55]* goose is now known as goose|supper
[20:26:01] <Doc> honey, you GRRRRR at me and we're married. It's Klingon law, you know :)
[20:26:15] <Alchemist> xD
[20:27:34] <DarkTruth> O.o
[20:27:44] <DarkTruth> ROFL
[20:28:06] <DarkTruth> you shall die with honor :P
[20:28:18] <Doc> *Klingon Squee*