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#817 (-1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-06-18 13:01:36
<%Karate> yes, yes he does
<tomandy> hmm?
<%Karate> he also needs u to give him a blow job
<tomandy> you just fucking made quotespike :D
<%Karate> yay, its nintendo, they are ruining me, i just went in there like 10 misn ago! :p
<%Karate> yall were too boring :(
#697 (-2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-05 18:04:46
[18:04] <Hart> if this is the funnyiest thing you can come up with you need to get out more
#863 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-08-01 23:05:50
* Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
* Adre has joined #panduhwerks
* ChanServ sets mode: +oq Adre Adre
<Excal> haha
<Excal> :P
<Excal> Whyd you get killed?
<Excal> adre?
<Adre> i dont know
<Excal> lol?
<Adre> what did it say?
<Adre> ping timeout?
<Excal> "mwaha"
<Excal> lol
<Adre> really?
<Excal> * Adre has quit IRC (Killed (Craig (mwaha)))
<Adre> omfg, that little asshole

He said it...
/me runs
#1761 (5)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-10-21 19:29:23
[14:25:36] <FallingUp> PSA: My new tattoo has finally calmed down and the skin is no longer rough to the touch.
[14:25:44] <Duck> is it dickbutt
[14:25:51] <FallingUp> It is not.
[14:27:21] <Elfangor> Duck, would you get a dickbutt tattoo?
[14:27:27] <Duck> probably
#1750 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-12-18 02:40:07
[20:10] <K> I AM THE ALMIGHTY K
[20:10] <LinDaa> ohh okay thanks f
[20:11] <K> Hey F
[20:11] <K> do U C K?
[20:11] <K> ;)
[20:11] * Doc is now known as U
[20:11] * U know mine are
[20:12] * F U
[20:12] <U> lol
#787 (2)
Posted by Menelaus @ 2006-05-19 13:50:14
[13:45] <Momaw> So who is feeling like a guineapig?
[13:46] <Steves|WoW> no thanks, I just ate
[13:46] <Cmdr_Slashes-With-Claws> Ha ha ha
#1032 (-3)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2006-12-03 21:51:30
[15:49] <UESPUser> hey i'm like a friggin' genious!!!
#1771 (1)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2015-01-21 09:52:51
10:17 --> tyrell ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
10:17 <tyrell> Wad up?
10:18 <tyrell> Who wanna smoke some weed?
10:28 <%FallingUp> Nobody, tyrell.
10:28 <%FallingUp> Now go away.
10:29 <-- tyrell ([email protected]) has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
10:29 <%FallingUp> ... wow, that was too easy.
#1111 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-04-23 06:51:34
[22:45:12]<Majic|Homework> [Now Playing]: "Higher Power" by Boston at 320 kbps.
[22:45:42]<cracklemonkey> gttt
[22:45:44]<cracklemonkey> grrrr*
[22:45:51]<cracklemonkey> vlc keeps crashing on me when I try to open a file
[22:46:45]<Majic|Homework> ahahah
[22:46:53]<Majic|Homework> file/pr0n
[22:47:01]<cracklemonkey> Like I said
[22:47:02]<cracklemonkey> I'm busy
[22:47:12]<Majic|Homework> Finding a tube sock?
[22:47:25]<cracklemonkey> No
[22:47:28]<cracklemonkey> A good player
[22:47:31]<cracklemonkey> Already have the sock
#1356 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-08 20:27:52
<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.