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#1297 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-11-27 05:13:42
<Murarth> I hate when girls refuse to believe you when you say they look good
<Murarth> Like you're lying
<Murarth> But it's like, "I've already gotten into your pants, honey. Why would I lie now?"
#1156 (1)
Posted by xevix @ 2007-07-20 06:40:50
<I_Hump_Goats> I don't hump goats
<Tarwen> contradictory!
#78 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:59:43
[00:11] <@Craig> she had it in my ear or up my nose :
#1693 (-1)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-30 02:17:34
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .
#1667 (4)
Posted by goose @ 2011-12-30 13:02:18
<+goose> pfft
<+goose> everyone hits on me around here
<%Olli> I don't!
<+Kumi> I don't!
<+Kuro> I haven't, yet.
<+goose> let me clarify
* H hits on goose
<+goose> by 'hit on', I am not referring to flirting
<+goose> by 'hit on', I actually mean phyiscally hitting, like, beating
<+Kumi> Oh, yeah
<+H> Same thing, goose.
<+H> :3
<+Kumi> I yell at goose a lot.
<+goose> so as previously mentioned, everyone hits on me around here
* Olli kicks goose in the fleshy buttocks
#607 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-07-18 19:43:18
bbdude goes on about how he hates microsoft because of some stupid non-reasons...

<SirOlli> I think you're one of those ppl that hate microsoft because lots of other stupid ppl say "microsoft is evil, bill gates is the incarnation of satan and linux is the only good os and should be used by everyone just because I say so and have no glimpse of reality and don't realize that its too complicated to maintain for most non-professionals everyday use"
<bbdude> sirolli, you know whats sad
<bbdude> i think you're right :/
#1296 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2010-10-29 04:08:33
-!- Guest37706 [[email protected]] has quit [Z-Lined: Your IP range has been attempting to connect too many times in too short a duration. Wait a while, and you will be able to connect.]

** Note the user and host. That's Brain, connecting from StaffBox ;)
#178 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:02:50
[14:09] <Ib3Nwrk> *unF unFunF*
[14:09] * ol moans
[14:09] <Ib3Nwrk> You LIKE htat EH BITCH!
#1783 (0)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-08 20:58:57
<+mk> > if you don't like today's JS frameworks, wait a few hours.
#1214 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-12-01 06:42:59
07:40 <Aristeo> For some reason, whenever you change your nickname to Bill_Gates, your connection on IRC becomes about 1000 times less stable
07:41 * Majic|Irssi quotes
07:42 <Hart> Booya grandma