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#249 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:37
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
#1624 (7)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-06-28 20:10:03
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, I maintain that I did not particularly approve of the dominatrix pictures, just that it made me want to squirt Lucy Lawless.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Nobody saw me say that.
#1276 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-11 23:25:54
* Aristeo is now known as PriestAristeo
* w00t_ is now known as GOD
* PriestAristeo has quit (Killed (GOD (Smited.)))
#1172 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-11 12:10:31
13:04:40 * AnMaster slaps Majic|Irssi with a super-large, super-smelly, decaying digitally-enhanced reinforced IRC-grade trout
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence

#1241 (1)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-03-10 00:02:34
[18:59] <&w00t> Brik: can you cook KFC?
[18:59] <&w00t> that would make me worship you even more than if pepsi came out of your nipples
#971 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-10-16 21:08:57
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> impatient to await the next date
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> fearing all kinds of stuff
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> I'm really a girl this time
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> it's depressing :P

Hes a girl this time?! ....yay? O_o
#105 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:54
[17:23] <Alfred> hey, crypt said that the pic of meh and angelic, looks like shes sitting or PEIRCED on my doodle :/
[17:23] <Alfred> oops
[17:24] <Alfred> perched*
#319 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:41:27
<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first
#899 (2)
Posted by john @ 2006-08-18 21:26:15
<Asdolin|TheMovies> I dreamt I was having sex with men with both vaginas and penises and in the dream, I wasnt even bothered
<John> ...
<Menelaus> ...