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#1677 (0)
Posted by Justasic @ 2012-02-22 07:07:30
Quotespike said it was too long, so here's a pastebin instead: http://pastebin.com/nsnT6YhL
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#1164 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-04 02:25:11
<+Riv_Griffen> zomg
<+Riv_Griffen> I just thought of something
<+Riv_Griffen> Tarwen, you love me >:)
<+Tarwen> I do?
<+Riv_Griffen> yeah
<+Riv_Griffen> you love cok :P
<+Riv_Griffen> cock* >.<
<+Riv_Griffen> I have one, :P
<+Riv_Griffen> my logic is flawless :P
<+Kenny> does that mean she loves me more?
<+Riv_Griffen> damnit
<+Riv_Griffen> thats not fair Kenny
* +Riv_Griffen curses
<~[BRC]treesa> hahahaha
* +Riv_Griffen hangs his head in shame
<+Tarwen> roflmfao
<+Kenny> you do that Riv...both of them
<+Kenny> >:)
#955 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-22 22:24:38
* Anders ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Odin gives voice to Anders
<Anders> holy, fuck..... im back
<xevix> hello mr. anders
<Anders> long time no see
<xevix> yes, we've been waiting for you mr. anders
<FrostyCoolSlug> who the hell are you? :p
<Anders> havnt been here in a while, everythings the same.. <.o
<Anders> are you a new op here, frosty?
<Odin> lmao
<Anders> not that you should know me.. im just asking
<Odin> i think anders may have this network confused with somewhere else
#171 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:00:51
[14:42] <+Witte> could u pls stop writing so much, IRC reduces the speed of my DVD encoding ;P
[14:43] <%Ib3Nwrk> LOL!
[14:43] <+Blue_Star> lol
#1713 (2)
Posted by Iain @ 2012-10-02 21:59:35
2158 * [BRC]Ingus is gonna kick craig in the nuts if that bug isnt fixed next test
2159 (@[BRC]treesa) oh...thats a good idea..
#912 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-28 23:40:43
[15:20] * Rowe ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:20] <Rowe> hi
[15:20] <Rowe> i'm a guy
[15:20] <Rowe> i have feelings
[15:20] <Rowe> i like cereal
[15:21] <Rowe> my favorite position is doggy style
[15:21] <Rowe> i once had a frog
[15:24] * Majic impales Rowe on a flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> You have committed a sex act on that flagpole.
[15:25] <Majic> That's vandalism.
[15:25] <Rowe> why are you trying to put your pole up my ass.. i'm not gay
[15:26] * Brain sets modes [#chatspike +b *!*white@*.lv.lv.cox.net]
[15:26] * Brain has kicked Rowe from #chatspike (he shoots, he SCORES)

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Just love that very straight hostmask of his... :p
#519 (1)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-16 14:16:18
[08:15] <John> Anyone know how to flash a firmware drive?
[08:15] <Omni> Well, first, take off your pants..
#1714 (-3)
Posted by titsos @ 2012-10-03 01:59:00
<Menelaus> The xbox has no browser though
<Duck> apparently YouPorn begs to differ
<Menelaus> I don't know what youporn is and I'm not interested >:D
#1026 (-4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-11-22 06:56:21
[17:57] * Blue_Star waves to the world
[17:58] *** Werdnum is now known as The-_World.
[17:58] * The-_World shuns Blue_Star
[17:58] *** You are now known as Werdnum.