[07:55] * IWArapter masticates
[07:55] * memopad reminds that mastication is always a prerequisite to swallowing

<[BR]Paganarh> and i thought that i am with short fuse
<[BR]Paganarh> erm
<[BR]mistress> :D
<SirOlli> first time I've seen someone admit THAT

[18:21:36] <%Elyas> jingle shells :|
[18:22:31] <+w00t> Elyas smells
[18:24:20] <+Om> erm...fish
[18:24:26] <+w00t> >=/
[18:24:29] <+w00t> you spoiled it Om!

[11:59:22] <Dolon> yeah, its funny when someone rambles on for like 20 minutes
[11:59:24] <Tarwen> so in a way I guess that would make it all entertaining spam... :/ I stand corrected
[11:59:31] <Dolon> before realizing they are talking to themself
[11:59:35] <Tarwen> I do that too often on msn Dolon :|
[11:59:38] <Dolon> :D
[11:59:46] <Dolon> its funnier on IRC
[11:59:58] <Dolon> cuz u know, in theory, there should be ppl around
[12:00:10] <Dolon> but so many ppl idle
[12:00:14] <Dolon> and come back hours later
[12:00:31] <Dolon> to find that one person has had a nice long convo by themself
[12:00:52] <Dolon> and all along they thought that everyone was hanging on their every word
[12:00:56] <Dolon> u know what i mean?
[12:00:58] <Dolon> hello?

* +dz doesn't care much for skinny girls, especially tall and skinny
<+dz> I'd be afraid of breaking them

Just another day in #chatspike.

<+^MeM^|Offline> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
<+Peng> Oscar Mike Golf
<+Om> Whiskey Alpha Lima Romeo Uniform Sierra
<+Peng> Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform
<+Om> Foxtrot Uniform
<+^MeM^> Whiskey Alpha November Kilo Echo Romeo Sierra
<RD> Foxtrot Umbro Gamma Kilo Oblong Foxtrot Foxtrot
<@Brain> S.T.O.P.K.T.H.X.B.Y.E.
<@Brain> i couldnt be bothered to phonetic alphabet all of that :/

<Olli> first thing at the office I opened an email
<Olli> answer to an offer I sent to some woman
<FallingUp> ut-oh
<Olli> she wrote: "is there a power supply included with the laptop you offered? oh, and 650 euro excluding tax is to expensive, can you offer me a better price?"
<Olli> I thought about how to answer politely
<FallingUp> it would kindof make a laptop useless for it to NOT come with a power supply.
<Olli> "no, sorry. there's no power supply available for that laptop. it comes with a fully loaded battery, if it's drained you have to either buy a new battery or laptop. but if you leave it lying around in a thunderstorm, you can get another 20 minutes out of it"
<Olli> another option would've been "sorry, the power supply is not included. but I tell you something: I'll give you the laptop for 600 and for a mere 50 extra I'll add a power supply. how bout that?"
<FallingUp> lol
<FallingUp> lmao
<Higurashi> Hehe.

<Togy> Sporks strip for ol
<+Sporks> Togy: i'm not following you...

[13:28] * Hmzaniac sticks a blender in ingus' rectum.
[13:28] <Brain> no no no
[13:28] <Brain> youre doing it all wrong
[13:28] <Hmzaniac> oh?
[13:28] <Brain> just put the blender BLADES up there
[13:28] * Hmzaniac gives the rectum to brain.
[13:29] <Brain> the plastic cup bit shields him from all the whirly action
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> which means you can insert it deeper.
[13:29] <Brain> no
[13:29] <Brain> because its wider
[13:29] <Brain> :p
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[13:29] <[BRC]Ingus> you know way too much brain
[13:29] <Hmzaniac> d'oh.
[13:29] * Hmzaniac bows to the "i insert a blender in a rectum every day"-king.
[13:31] <Brain> hehe
[13:31] <Brain> well of course
[13:31] <Brain> how else would your ass be so mangled.

<LostProphet> who wants to see a picture of me drunk?
<[BRC]treesa> hehehe
<[BRC]treesa> is it nude?
<[BRC]treesa> :)
<Gav> i'll take 2 nudes to sell on ebay
<LostProphet> lol
<LostProphet> no
<Gav> both to treesa as it seems