16:47 | <Snorglorf> What if I wanna access your mom?
16:47 | <Mahadeva> and all that makes it soo fuckin slow
16:47 | <ed> dance ejay 7 > fruity loops
16:47 | ~ Mahadeva has kicked Snorglorf from #soapspike [Mahadeva]
16:47 | Snorglorf ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
16:48 | <Snorglorf> IT WASNT ME
16:48 | <Mahadeva> we already have majic :p
16:48 | @ ed sets mode : +vv MKnight Snorglorf
16:48 | <Snorglorf> You kicked me before I could say OPEN C:\Mom\legs
16:49 | <MKnight> run c:/your being a dick
16:49 | <Snorglorf> I'm immature, stfu
16:49 | <Snorglorf> :D
16:49 | <ed> lmfao
16:49 | <ed> cock
16:49 | <Mahadeva> whats your fucking oink ratio?
16:50 | *Star sucks ed
16:50 | <ed> RUN C:/Mahadeva's_Mum/Cock.exe

[17:51:24] <Karate> and btw, waht the freak is bluetooth, i still cant figure it out
[17:51:28] <naiSt> I hate justin "wannabe wigger" timberlake
[17:51:29] <Majic> 0.o
[17:51:44] <Majic> Bluetooth is the type of STD you get from giving head to Eskimos.
[17:51:48] <naiSt> bluetooth is something you get from eating to much blueberries
[17:51:52] <Karate> . . .
[17:51:55] <Majic> hehehe
[17:52:12] <naiSt> also known as blue tongue
[17:52:14] <Majic> I don't like wiggerlake either...
[17:52:29] <Karate> u guys are useless

*w00t molests ol
(+RefereeBot) Winbot computes w00t's sexin' as:
(+RefereeBot) Smells like the bedcovers need washing again: 4/20
(+RefereeBot) Sounds like Darth Vader on a cold day: 7/20
(+RefereeBot) Feels like its been bitten off by a rottweiler: 10/20
(+RefereeBot) Tastes like a fish platter: 1/20
(+RefereeBot) Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20
(+RefereeBot) Overall rating: 22/100
(@w00t) oooh, i molested an oper-- badly!
(@Jango) <RefereeBot> Looks like two pigs humping: 0/20 <-- rofl
- (w00t)([email protected]) has quit ([kenny.chatspike.net] Local kill by ol (If you're going to do a job, do it right >:/))

[23:03] <Celia|ill|away> hello hello :S
[23:03] * Beer licks viv :)
[23:03] * Celia|ill|away licks ya back ;)
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> hows you my lovelie beer? :)
[23:04] <Beer> not bad, you?
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> lol.. read the nick :S
[23:05] <Beer> well your not away ;)

[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed rapes Majic
[18:48] * ed comes
[18:48] * ed erupts
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Majic> *lube*
[18:48] <Jennie> oh the corruption :P
[18:48] <Majic> hee hee hee
[18:48] <Majic> I can't even stand up, there's so much "I can't believe it's not butter" on the floor. >8|

23:52 * Majic hopes he loves people for their inner beauty :3
23:52 <+KingTarquin> Inner Beauty.. Is that like a decorated Goatse?
23:52 <%Majic> Though it'd be a lie to say physical appearance doesn't factor into anything :p
23:52 <%Majic> DEFINITELY MAKES FOR A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
23:52 * Majic struts his stuff in front of KingTarquin

[01:09](peddAluxe): Elf: Stupid white men
[01:09](Xtrafresh): Michael Moore rocks
[01:09](Xtrafresh): :)
[01:09](Elf): British, stupid white man thank u very much
[01:09](Viz`): yeah
[01:10](Sephanite): wat happenef to the 'comments must be suitable for under 13'
[01:10](Tatsyrup): erm elf
[01:10] *** lOZ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:10](Tatsyrup): was that a joke or are you stupid?
[01:10](Elf): thats first bit makes me higher than u pedd :P
[01:10](Tatsyrup): it wasn't name calling you idiot, elf
[01:10](Tatsyrup): it's the title of the book it's from
[01:10](Elf): ah :P

(23:37:30)(%Om) There is an answer to that question.
(23:37:36)(%Om) It is two letters long.
(23:37:42)(%Om) It begins with N
(23:37:47)(%Om) And has an O in it.
(23:37:59)(%Om) See if you can guess what it is.
(23:39:33)(+Alexx) my english isnt very strong...
(23:40:24)(+Alexx) I'm also dyslexic....errrmm...a little help anyone >?
(23:43:15)(+Peng) I think he means 'Die' but I'm not sure
(23:44:33)(+Alexx) I need a dictionary...
(23:44:43) *Alexx wanders off mumbling incoherantly
(23:48:26)(+Alexx) ..nope, my dictionary clearly states that 'Die' is three letters, and he specified 2 letters..
(23:52:06)(+Peng) are you sure you counted properly?
(23:53:10)(+Alexx) I'm not entirely certain...this is a pretty old dictionary so might be wrong..
(23:55:45)(+Alexx) Om....the anticipation is killing me, what was the word ?
(23:58:14)(%Om) Meh, I forgot ;(
(23:58:45)(+Alexx) damn, well...I'll just assume it was some frightfully witty comment on how amazing i am in bed :p
(23:59:48)(+Alexx) i get those alot :p

<Magnus> ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK ATK
<[BRC]Nimitz|Legend> NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<w00t> Magnus, STFU.
<Star|away> Magnus, die.
<Magnus> W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T !!!
* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus Magnus)
<TalSet> LOL
<Star|away> Yes!
* Magnus ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Star|away> I need to save that somewhere ...
<Magnus> W00T
<w00t> Star|away, quotespike

* Magnus was kicked by w00t([email protected]) Reason (MAGNUS )

[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD