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#1434 (-3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-28 20:12:30
19:48:36 [%Neosage] Hi NewClassic
19:52:16 [@NewClassic] Heya Neosage.
19:52:26 [%Neosage] Whatcha doing
19:54:59 NewClassic is now known as NewC|onsuming
20:01:09 [@Hisakata|DA] Coke, apparently.
#512 (3)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-04-10 00:03:29
%Jesus hits Peng with a truck.
(%Ordie) Good job Jesus
(%Jesus) Jesus saves!
@Peng crucifies Jesus
(%Jesus) Ohhh. Winamp died when you crucified me.
(%Ordie) Wait three days...
#1621 (0)
Posted by Efreak @ 2011-06-22 06:02:49
<LordEfreak> while we're waiting, did you know the bible doesn't condemn necrophilia?
<peachykeen> yeah, but that's like eating cold pizza
<peachykeen> pizza is like sex
<peachykeen> even when it's bad, it's still good
<peachykeen> except when it's cold
<Havvy> Cold pizza tastes good.
<Legacy> Cold pizza is fine too.
#1074 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-20 05:57:29
[21:56] <Karate|TV> guess waht, i have boobies
[21:56] <Majic> :/
[21:56] <Majic> That's so being quoted.
[21:57] <Karate|TV> u cant even speak ur so shocked? :p
[21:57] <Majic> I KNO!
[21:57] <Majic> I can't believe you have boobies!
[21:58] <Majic> Prosthetic?
[21:58] <Karate|TV> lol
#374 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-12-23 19:56:55
[20:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> well i had my kock today
[20:56] <Fin> whatever sR
[20:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh wait
[20:56] * [OPA]spaceRaptor starts shaking a big tree
[20:56] <rilla> *rooster or rooster
[20:56] <rilla> that's what you mean, right?
[20:56] <Fin> if you would see how im sitting/lying in front of the pc, you wouldnt wonder about the typos ...
[20:56] <rilla> eh :P
[20:56] * [OPA]spaceRaptor watches rilla fall out
[20:56] <Brain> [19:56] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> well i had my kock today
[20:57] <Brain> your KOCK????
[20:57] * [OPA]spaceRaptor puts claw at ear *BAM*
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> that too
[20:57] <Brain> lol
[20:57] <Fin> lol
[20:57] <[OPA]spaceRaptor> but i meant kick
#1419 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-11-03 02:36:29
<Sanity> .define clue2
<cookies> It was cookies in the White House with the Swine Flu.
#1463 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-24 23:52:44
<+Stryker> IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
<+Stryker> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
<+Shikari> I want to hit midnight so I can tell Christmas to **** the **** off personally.
#1308 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-04-20 02:55:23
(03:50:45) <@satmd> they should rewrite gimp in python
(03:50:49) <@satmd> and call it pimp
#981 (1)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-10-22 21:52:03
16:47 | <Snorglorf> What if I wanna access your mom?
16:47 | <Mahadeva> and all that makes it soo fuckin slow
16:47 | <ed> dance ejay 7 > fruity loops
16:47 | ~ Mahadeva has kicked Snorglorf from #soapspike [Mahadeva]
16:47 | Snorglorf ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
16:48 | <Snorglorf> IT WASNT ME
16:48 | <Mahadeva> we already have majic :p
16:48 | @ ed sets mode : +vv MKnight Snorglorf
16:48 | <Snorglorf> You kicked me before I could say OPEN C:\Mom\legs
16:49 | <MKnight> run c:/your being a dick
16:49 | <Snorglorf> I'm immature, stfu
16:49 | <Snorglorf> :D
16:49 | <ed> lmfao
16:49 | <ed> cock
16:49 | <Mahadeva> whats your fucking oink ratio?
16:50 | *Star sucks ed
16:50 | <ed> RUN C:/Mahadeva's_Mum/Cock.exe
#807 (0)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 05:11:04
<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA