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#1583 (4)
Posted by webs @ 2011-03-24 01:53:21
<@Shawn> So I need you to download, install and start it
<@Shawn> and then let me remote desktop to you
<@Shawn> or teamviewer or something
<@Shawn> And let me play for an hour
<@Shawn> and yes, I'm totally serious.
#1354 (2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-09 14:33:56
14:23:11 [Doc] I prefer to explore people in my own way and on my own time :)
14:23:28 [+goose] Doc: define your own way so I can have another good quotespike quote
14:24:19 [Doc] I am not a quotespike quote generator :p
14:24:49 [+goose] (since jaws doesn't ennunciate caps, this is all in caps) YES YOU ARE NOW GIMME QUOTE
#1553 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-09-09 21:14:40
<amy> i have three beers
<Iain> stop scratching your ass
<Chris> I drink them all
<Chris> You have zero beers
<Chris> I WIN!
<amy> ...
<amy> DAMNIT YOU OWE ME THREE BEERS NOW
<Eithne> lawl
* Lizzy ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* Iain chomps on Chris's brain - I have eaten 8 brains
<Chris> 3 beers + chris = 0 beers
<Chris> simple math
* Eithne slaps Iain
* Chris gives voice to Lizzy
<Doc> I hate to remind you but you just lost the game :)
#38 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:46:22
<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword
#654 (0)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-09-11 11:44:16
<^Kitty^> hi Beer
<^Kitty^> <4
* Beer tries to work out what that's meant to be
<^Kitty^> <3 = heart, <4 = equivelent to heart
<^Kitty^> If I could spell that.
<Beer> hehe thought that'd be it ;)
<^Kitty^> :))
<w00t> <5
<Beer> and w00t just has a heart bent out of shape
<w00t> yeah :(
<w00t> i'm bent :(
<Beer> lmao


... w00t decides to come out


*edit by w00t*
wanker :/ :p
#207 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:56
larkin: AHHH
larkin: something very strange is happening
Dr_Kev: you're turning into a man?
#1203 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-22 20:06:44
[21:05] <+Pred> good
[21:05] <+Pred> im wet
#1256 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-05-20 04:13:55
<macgyverdgi> can I apt-get quake2 or sim city 3k ?
#96 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:07:02
[10:38] <Karate|Munchin> um i am togy :D

They all come sooner or later :D
#187 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:04:57
(17:40:14) ! @Craig violently inserts ol into C-R-Y-P-T's arse :p
(17:40:15) (+C-R-Y-P-T) ooooh do it again Craig
(17:40:24) (+cab86|naked) LMAO
(17:40:32) (+Angelic_Devil) poor crypt
(17:40:33) (@ol) why has it gone dark?
(17:40:56) (+Angelic_Devil) its an eclipse ol
(17:41:01) (@ol) cool
(17:41:05) (+Angelic_Devil) ;)