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#252 (6)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:09
<Elf> ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH PEERS COMING TO GET ME
<-- Elf has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Brain> it got him.
<typobox43> :D
<Elyas> lol
#787 (2)
Posted by Menelaus @ 2006-05-19 13:50:14
[13:45] <Momaw> So who is feeling like a guineapig?
[13:46] <Steves|WoW> no thanks, I just ate
[13:46] <Cmdr_Slashes-With-Claws> Ha ha ha
#1376 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-27 21:42:57
15:26:17 * Majic had Mexican for lunch :D
15:26:22 <@Majic> It was good. :3
15:26:24 <@Majic> he didn't struggle
15:26:31 <@Majic> I mean, mmm salsa
#1200 (1)
Posted by Karate @ 2007-11-16 04:31:57
[Thu,8:28:57p] <Blades|Laptop> Pyro: i had something to tell you
[Thu,8:29:04p] <Pyro> uh oh
[Thu,8:29:07p] <Blades|Laptop> but i cant remember what it was
[Thu,8:29:08p] <Blades|Laptop> :/
[Thu,8:29:13p] <Pyro> you aren't wearing pants?
[Thu,8:29:28p] <Blades|Laptop> no, im wearing pants
[Thu,8:29:45p] <Karate> are you wearing undies though? :p
[Thu,8:29:55p] <Blades|Laptop> yes
[Thu,8:30:14p] <Karate> and a shirt?
[Thu,8:30:28p] <Blades|Laptop> yep
[Thu,8:30:37p] <Karate> and a bra
[Thu,8:30:38p] <Karate> ?
[Thu,8:30:45p] <Blades|Laptop> and socks and shoes
#662 (4)
Posted by Garak @ 2005-09-16 16:36:23
(13:14:14) (@Garak) I'M A B**** I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER I'M A SINNER I'M A SAIT!
(13:14:26) (%w00teh) *SAINT(sorry)
(13:14:31) %w00teh slaps self
(13:14:33) (@Garak) :/
(13:14:43) (%w00teh) force of habit ;/
(13:14:54) (@Garak) Yet another glorious announcement screwed up by a damn typo :(
(13:15:09) (@Garak) Good I didn't wallop it :|
(13:15:28) (@Dr_Kev) what was the announcement? - that you're a bitch?
(13:15:37) (@Dr_Kev) excuse me... a B****
(13:15:41) (@Garak) yes?
(13:15:50) (@Dr_Kev) we knew that already
(13:15:56) (@Dr_Kev) that aint news :/
(13:15:57) (@Garak) oh :|
(13:15:59) (@Garak) ok
(13:16:08) @Garak shuts up again
(13:16:15) (%w00teh) G'S A B**** I'M HIS LOVER KEV'S HIS CHILD CRAIG'S HIS MOTHER..
(13:16:40) (@Dr_Kev) odd
(13:16:42) (@Dr_Kev) but funny
(13:16:45) (%w00teh) :P
(13:16:48) (@Garak) SCAN'S A SINNER ZEDD'S A SAINT!
(13:16:50) (%w00teh) sums me up pretty much
(13:16:55) (@Garak) AND NEITHER FEELS ASHAMED!
#1782 (1)
Posted by Arsenic @ 2015-09-05 14:47:32
[09:39:12] * Finder ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
[09:43:37] * Finder ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
#249 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:21:37
<Herbstwind> hmm, i just managed to tie a cable-tie around my tongue
<Herbstwind> interesting
<ol> lol
<ol> why would you be playing with a cable tie in your mouth?
<Herbstwind> run out of licorice
<ol> I see
<Herbstwind> brb, need to search my cutting plier, starts hurting a bit
<ol> lol
... 5 minutes later
<Herbstwind> ok, removed
#133 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:03
[15:26] <Togy> you got xmonic viv
[15:26] * Marie looks at Togy
[15:26] <Marie> I WANT!
[15:26] <Togy> so i get marie and her family ;)
[15:26] * Vivi shrugs
[15:27] <Togy> you can have when you visit ;)
#1393 (4)
Posted by X-Ception @ 2009-10-11 03:30:54
<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic
#1236 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-02-24 16:31:37
17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)