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#1697 (-1)
Posted by Havvy @ 2012-07-21 09:54:34
1:50 01 <Ikoru>: Only girls could ask me doing something at 3am anyone else might get a kick in the teeth
1:52 22 <Havvy>: Ikoru: What about a baby:?
1:52 46 <Ikoru>: A baby pulls off my covers?
1:52 59 <Havvy>: No, probably not. But a baby can cry.
1:53 12 <Ikoru>: Kick in the teeth, its a mutant
1:53 38 <X>: You heard it here first, folks: babies that cry are mutants.
#1585 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-25 03:59:52
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> ....and cue ElderKain showing in up in.... 3... 2...
[22:56] <Doll_Licca> Hmm... didn't work there.
[22:57] * ElderKain ([email protected]) has joined #licca-fansubs
[22:57] * ChanServ gives voice to ElderKain
[22:57] <ElderKain> ello ello ^.^ Right on time ^.^
#681 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-10-12 10:11:24
--> Brick ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<w00t> holy christ it starts getting hard
#1370 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-18 20:52:46
20:43:50 Hisakata sets mode [+b KanyeWest!*@*]
20:43:54 [&Hisakata] >:\
#1021 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-29 16:36:19
(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor
#1205 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2007-11-10 05:46:36
<goose> (o)(o) <= boobs
<goose> :D
<Unforgiven> ( o Y o )
<goose> ooh. I like your boobs better than mine
...
...
<Unforgiven> (.Y.) smaller breasts
<goose> the illegal kind
#612 (2)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-21 03:04:19
<Stormscape> I will do the German dance for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la. I hope you will enjoy my dance. Fiddly-ai Fiddly-ai-ay!
* Stormscape dances
<w00t> O_O
<w00t> that's gayer than... uhm
<w00t> sesame street crossed with hi5.
<Stormscape> NOTHING
<Stormscape> is gayer
<Stormscape> then that
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<Stormscape> not even Richard simmons
* Stormscape has 64 hours of Haus Music
<[BRC]Odin> wait what about Richard simmons living with the gay guys on sesame street, bert adn ernie
<Stormscape> :o
<Stormscape> that is the gayest thing on Earth
<w00t> THATS SO GAY :(
* w00t turns gay just thinking about it
<[BRC]Odin> lol
* w00t sidles over to Craig
<w00t> _
<Stormscape> LOL
* [BRC]Odin stays away from w00t
* w00t grabs Craig's joystick and runs
#198 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:08:45
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> prolly the same with your sperm
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> me so hungry
[15:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> yum yum yum yum yum
[15:30] <Alfred> for sperm???
[15:31] <Dr_Kevorkian> beggers cant be choosers
#1208 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-11-19 19:25:27
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!
#34 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:45:16
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head