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#1661 (5)
Posted by w00t @ 2011-12-06 09:34:08
<special> fuck the police.
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated
#376 (5)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2004-12-26 03:11:11
<@Omni> You Linux users are the Jehova's Witnesses of the Internet. I don't want a free copy of your magazine, and I don't appreciate you always ringing my doorbell and trying to convert me. :P
#292 (-15)
Posted by Elyas @ 2004-11-07 19:29:16
<SirOlli> HOLY CRAP I LOOKED AT ALL CHATSPIKE QUOTES AND I'M NOT IN IT
--- You are now known as dm|food
<SirOlli> ups...
<Brik> lol
<dm|food> you are now :)
#1347 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-01 21:09:06
20:32:52 [%Karate] RAH
20:33:00 [%Higurashi] TEH
20:33:01 [+Magnus] KARATE
#1365 (8)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-09-13 18:54:16
[19:44:29] <%SnoFox> I will donate to ChatSpike for w00t in a skirt and bra.
[19:44:29] <~w00t> if you're going to donate to *me*, i'm almost up for that
[19:44:34] <~w00t> uh
[19:44:35] <~w00t> the skirt
[19:44:36] <~w00t> not the bra
[19:44:39] <~w00t> BAD BAD TIMING
[19:44:48] <+JMM> i bet you've already tried both
[19:44:52] <@Taros> XD
[19:44:54] * ~w00t waits for quotespike :(
[19:44:56] <%SnoFox> Aww, then it's not worth my time, w00t.
[19:44:58] <%Higurashi> That's why he knows what to refuse.
#611 (2)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-07-20 23:17:11
[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself
#1618 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-17 05:08:32
[23:03] <InitHello> turducken!
[23:03] <InitHello> no, wait
[23:04] <InitHello> elecamelcowsheepturducken!
[23:04] <InitHello> that's a chicken in a duck in a turkey in a sheep in a cow in a camel in an elephant
[23:05] <Empireth> No emu, Init?
[23:06] <InitHello> emu?
[23:06] <InitHello> hmmm
[23:06] <InitHello> I guess the emu could go between the turkey and the sheep
[23:06] <Empireth> Nah, emu's are huge
[23:06] <InitHello> hmm
[23:06] <InitHello> sheep -> emu -> cow, then
[23:06] <InitHello> and use a big cow
[23:07] <ShadowBear> Turducken!
[23:07] <InitHello> ah yes

#447 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-02-02 23:40:33
[23:35] <-- Quits: Colonel[AFK] ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: <Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq <Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq. <Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky, <Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty, <Esk|out> North Korea is too risky, <Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.)
#1226 (1)
Posted by NulNul @ 2008-01-27 21:22:22
[08:18:18] <Gaelith> I've been on the internet sine I was 12
[08:18:35] <Gaelith> I have an encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.
[08:19:35] <Rane> That must come in handy ever now and then.
[08:19:45] <Gaelith> Yes. Yes it does.
[08:19:48] <Gaelith> I hope to make a career of it.
[08:19:56] <Freddo> Your parents must be very proud :p
[08:20:06] <Gaelith> They're just glad I'm not a serial killer
#357 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 12:27:50
<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!