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#1349 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 14:28:05
<Doc> I like my sonic toothbrush. My dentist hates it. She says she can't make much money off me :)
#1609 (3)
Posted by Xhu @ 2011-05-24 05:19:27
@Curly > Felix at any rate is really easy to keep
@Curly > no crazy personality traits
@Curly > litter trained and a good survivor
+pigeon_of_doom > ...How do you test that?
@Curly > test what?
+pigeon_of_doom > Survivability.
@Curly > well, I've owned him for 5+ years now, and he's not dead
#59 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:52
[08:50] <Karate|afk> oony is peeing in the shower
#703 (5)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-11-30 13:20:40
<w00t> Ib3N: i'll come when i'm ready, not a moment before, not a moment after
<Ib3N> ROFL
<w00t> ..
<w00t> oh fuck.
#652 (0)
Posted by mmind @ 2005-09-11 01:13:53
[19:57:09] <mmind> why cant i maintain a connection
[19:57:31] <mmind> wow, that sentence was almost lewd
#530 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-24 17:49:47
Precognition is fun... :D

* Elphaba is watching a cheesy Elvis movie
<Lurker> aren't they all?
<Elphaba> hhahaha some were cheesier then others
<Elphaba> this is one of my 3 favorite elvis movies
<SirOlli> elvis movies
<SirOlli> oh the times
<SirOlli> Blue Hawaii
<SirOlli> :D
<Elphaba> that is the one I watching!!
<SirOlli> ...
<SirOlli> I can't believe I did it again
#314 (1)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-18 03:19:18
<Beer> also 1 =0.003875
<Craig-Away> Hex?
<Craig-Away> nah
<Craig-Away> that cant be right
<Beer> no.. fixed point word ;)
<Craig-Away> aah
<Craig-Away> :P
<Beer> 16-bit word even
<cab86> heh
<Beer> point being in the middle
<Craig-Away> 1=1 in hex
<Craig-Away> lol
#136 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:43
[23:20] * @Craig jumps on BR and gives him a kiss too :p
[23:21] <+Gav> :O
[23:21] <+Gav> see, i can turn straight men gay with 1 kiss :p
#426 (0)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 03:09:58
[21:48] <SimSim> my maturity has to drop down sometimes
[21:49] <Darzan> lol, DG is the place to become immature and homosexual
[21:49] * Napalm ass rapes Darzan
[21:50] <SimSim> lol
[21:50] <Darzan> see?
[21:50] <SimSim> yeah
[21:50] <Darzan> now stop that, I have to go shit
[21:51] <Darzan> ^^
[21:51] * Napalm pulls out immediatly
[21:52] <SimSim> it brown?
[21:53] <cab86> heh

A few minutes latter...

[21:55] * Darzan is done
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> damn
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> was it a nice one?
[21:55] <Darzan> thank GOD napalm strecthed my ass out a bit with his cock, otherwise that shit woulda taken longer
[21:55] <Napalm|Sleep> lol
#1008 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-11-03 05:44:04
<Majic> *pulls out a handkerchief and dries JakeD's eyes*
<JakeD> That's what your adoration brings out in me. The desire to poop.