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#435 (-1)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-01-18 21:52:53
[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p
#1380 (2)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-09-29 23:06:39
[23:47:07] <+goose> wolfbot: women
[23:47:07] <@wolfbot> goose: I don't understand 'women'.

Not even to wolfbot can we turn. We -do- need LoveServ!
#74 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:30
[12:22] * Ib3N has also an sneaking suspicion that he's the oldest one in the room...?
[12:22] <Togy> how old?
[12:23] <Angelic_Devil> u old fart
[12:23] <Sporks> Angelic_Devil is molesting meh again!
#263 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:10
[15:45] <Alpheous> quick, name a good old song!
[15:45] <Alpheous> :p
[15:45] <Avengeful> **** it i dont want you back you ***
[15:45] <Avengeful> Like a Virgin
[15:45] <Alpheous> thats your wife not a song
#143 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:00
<+`Node_Scripting> I'm designing it to do most every command on IRC without being cluttered or complicated. The code is bulky but presents a nice layout. It'll do for me :P
<+`Node_Scripting> And I've just realised I've spelt my name wrong
#1429 (7)
Posted by SnoFox @ 2009-11-20 05:02:27
<+jdhore> Shawn, I met my wife on IRC and she's really a girl. At least...if she isn't, she's done a damn good job of faking it.
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#681 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-10-12 10:11:24
--> Brick ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<w00t> holy christ it starts getting hard
#220 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:24
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
#1715 (5)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-11 14:30:55
[15:28] <Lowlife> I think I entered puberty
[15:28] <Lowlife> been thinking about sex for three days straight
[15:28] <Lowlife> >.<
[15:28] <Doc> there's an exit in the rear :)