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#1578 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-02-27 11:06:09
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.


<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
#613 (1)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-07-21 03:22:03
<[BRC]Odin> i think this new w00t 1 is better than the #3 1
<w00t> [BRC]Odin?
<w00t> heh
<w00t> that one was out of context :(
<w00t> and this one was me opening my big bloody mouth.
<w00t> oh god :|
<w00t> that ...
* w00t runs
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<[BRC]Odin> getting ready to have something inserted in that mouth?
<w00t> <:|
* w00t hides behind Chu
<[BRC]Odin> lol tht wont be any better
<w00t> &_&
<w00t> Lunch bbs :|
<[BRC]Odin> atleast you wont be on the recieving end if behind him
<w00t> ...maybe...
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> :P
* w00t is now known as Lunchw00t
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the new one is #635 and the #3 one is #618
#128 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:48:59
[13:11] <Archy`> I don't think my dads quite got the hang of technology..."Michael. They do a wireless mouse mat for 9.99" ".......o...k....."
#760 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-04-11 14:15:16
<shaq> bummer
<princess16> That's so funny of u shaq...who r u calling bummer
<shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<shaq> woohoo for language barriers
<princess16> it came after my answer soo i thought...
<shaq> probably because it was a response to what you said
<princess16> so now u r calling me a bummer!?
<Beer> no he meant that sucks, lol
<shaq> <shaq> i'm not calling anyone bummer
<shaq> <Beer> it's also a way of saying that sucks :p
<princess16> I know! But u said that it was response, after u said it wasn't
<shaq> i give up
#1475 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-09 02:04:36
<SnoFox> Dude, people say, "Omg staffer" even when my vHost is "krusty" :<
<Duck> but
<Duck> but
<Duck> I thought you /were/ a staffer
<Duck> D:<
* SnoFox removes channel half-operator status from SnoFox
<SnoFox> Undercover Op.
<SnoFox> Ssh.
#17 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:02
[23:35] <MrBOFH> can i see your boobs coma?
[23:36] <MrBOFH> er bruise*
#689 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-10-19 12:10:37
(%crono) sexy_geek: with great powers come great responsibility
(+sexy_geek) haha
(+sexy_geek) you watched too much spiderman
(+sexy_geek) nice quote tho
(%crono) sexy_geek: no i did not, i played too much with sudo(8)
(@w00t) hahahahahaha
(@w00t) crono: that just got me to laugh
(@Om) hahaha
(@w00t) there are few people who can do that :D
#1726 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-01-19 05:44:38
[23:40] <FallingUp> Tree is just downright awesome.
[23:40] <Tree> aww shucks <3
[23:40] <FallingUp> And yes, you all can quote me on that!
#75 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:50
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy
#1741 (1)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-06-15 00:28:25
[17:38] * +Shawn looks at Duck
[17:45] <%FallingUp> So you're into webbed feet now?
[17:47] <+Shawn> .-.
[17:47] <+Doc> hahaha!