[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
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<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is

#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down

<Yeti> i keep getting kicked from server
<Rebs> y?
<Rebs> whats the reason given?
<Yeti> Reason: Kicked

I have no hair to comb, but the horns would be in the way even if I did.

17:01 <peavey> dmb: I'll just go cry in the corner =)
17:01 * dz hands peavey a razorblade
17:01 * peavey is in tears as he slashes up dz pretty bad
17:01 <dz> ow.
17:01 <peavey> aw thanks, letting me slash you helps alot

just another day in irc-town

[15:17:19] <SpeedWacer> Good morning!
[15:18:26] <SpeedWacer> Putting my skincare products in the fridge was the best thing I ever did
[15:18:30] <SpeedWacer> So refreshing <3
[15:19:31] * HeufyDroid mews and watches from his kitteh corner
[15:19:48] <Katze> I just had a cup of tea and now I feel like I need a nap
[15:19:49] <Katze> D:
[15:20:10] <HeufyDroid> Kitteh nap
[15:21:05] * Olli slathers Speedy with ice cream
[15:21:37] <HeufyDroid> Ohmy
[15:21:50] <SpeedWacer> Are you going to lick it off?
[15:21:57] <SpeedWacer> Speedy why did you say that
[15:22:01] <Olli> oh my.
[15:22:03] <Olli> :D
[15:22:26] <HeufyDroid> So you're creaming her is what you're saying? :P
[15:23:17] <Olli> ...
[15:23:21] * Olli hides in a corner
[15:23:49] * Katze patpats HeufyDroid
[15:23:53] <Katze> ^.^
[15:23:57] <SpeedWacer> I'm so sorry
[15:24:08] <Olli> you're not!
[15:24:15] * HeufyDroid purrs
[15:24:30] <SpeedWacer> :>
[15:24:54] <HeufyDroid> You're lucky quoting on my phone is a pain :P

07:49:29 SirPR > Aristeo, can you ask an admin to make it so we can be polygamists with Loveserv? :D

[23:41:26] <+^MeM^> Nude Dangerous Pussies?
[23:41:26] <+ComaBlack> pussy... :O

coma certainly became active when neil mentions pusseh ^^

* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli

<Duck> aww fuck yea vacuums
<Duck> how do they work
<Tarwen> They suck lol
<Duck> LOL
<Shawn> o.o