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#957 (1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-27 02:40:25
<Dr_Kev> when you going to settle down with a wife and 10 kids on your farm DM ;)
<mermy> i dont think elyas plans to have kids
<mermy> just a feeling...
<Dr_Kev> sure he is... thats what the farm is going to be
<Dr_Kev> farming kids
<Elyas> ha ha ha that's so funny except I have been playing a game that's a farm simulation
<Dr_Kev> whats that one?
<Mahadeva> sim inbred
<Elyas> harvest moon
<Elyas> ;o
<Elyas> can't farm kids but
<Elyas> can marry 3(!) girls
<Dr_Kev> at the same time? o_O
<Elyas> yeah
<Dr_Kev> interesting
<Elyas> gj for games promoting monogamy
<Elyas> it's t rated too ;o
<Dr_Kev> t?
<Elyas> possibly even e
<Elyas> teen
<Elyas> e(veryone)
<Elyas> ;o
<Dr_Kev> probably written by the mormons
* Dr_Kev hides from karate
#29 (0)
Posted by bbdude @ 2005-07-21 05:29:31
<Hart> Again, you miss the whole point
<bbdude> you always miss my point and now im missing yours...:/
<bbdude> this chat is full of missing points
<Hart> I never miss your point because you never make one
<sCh001w0rKw00t> bbdude: your point misses the dartboard :p
#1133 (7)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2007-06-11 09:15:34
<Elyas> chatspike is so american
<Elyas> everyone gets a voice!
<BrainCell> Yup and just like america your voice doesnt count for shit
#1307 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2009-04-13 03:45:28
[23:40] <Nottheking> Speaking of which, it's been what, almost an hour and you've not DC'd? Must be anew record. :P
[23:40] ->> Connection closed from dexter.chatspike.net

If there was a second metre, it'd be like 23:40:010 to 23:40:012. Damn he jinxed me.
#1330 (5)
Posted by grapey @ 2009-08-16 15:04:22
<Alchemist> The worrying thing is w00t thinking about me having a thing for balls.
<w00t> YOU HAVE BALLS
<w00t> I LIKE BALLS.
#656 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-12 10:02:40
(+Stargazer) w00teh: aslb! :)
(%w00teh) aslB? :o
(+Stargazer) age/sex/location/bandwith - get modern *g*
(%w00teh) HAHAA
(%w00teh) I like it :P
(+Om) rofl
#1358 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-07 17:42:26
<SnoFox> I just make a huge mess all over my computer workspace... >.<
<goose> ...
#750 (-1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-09 00:08:31
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
#637 (3)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-10-26 16:37:48
* sexy_geek cuts off Dr_Kev's family jewels and auctions them to a rich arab for 3 camels and a eunach
<`Boo> ouch
<`Boo> heheheh
<sexy_geek> hehe
<sexy_geek> that'll teach him
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> why did you want a eunach in the trade?
<sexy_geek> i didnt want one
<sexy_geek> its an arab thing you always get a eunach
#124 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:47:41
[14:14] <Archy`> Don't care, I'll keep whiningggg :P
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> aarchy
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> go eat a sock
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> pleaaaaaaaaaaaase
[14:14] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:14] <Karate|Sick|Bleh> eaaaaaaaaat a soooooooooooock
[14:14] <Archy`> :(
[14:14] <Ib3N> I just read that like "go eat a cock"
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> lol
[14:15] <Ib3N> I was like wtf!!?
[14:15] <^MeM^> lmao
[14:15] <[PSYR]Tino> rofl
[14:15] <Ish|aweh> dirty minded bastard