<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery

[21:29] <orbital> you play saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> this is my first time venturing out on mIRC
[21:29] <Ashley> ....
[21:29] <Ashley> ?
[21:29] <Ashley> saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> I play piano?

[15:53:02] <Majic> Hmm...
[15:53:05] <Majic> that's not linked. :p
[15:53:42] * ed links
[15:59:56] <Majic> ahaha
[16:00:07] <Majic> I call xevix|fornicating!
[16:00:14] -NickServ- Nickname xevix|fornicating has been linked to your nickname.
[16:28:43] <xevix> bullshit
[16:29:04] <xevix> fake my name again and you might not like the results
[16:32:02] <xevix> it wasn't fornicating, it was playing btw
[16:32:10] <xevix> not with my cock, but a game
[16:34:58] * Lowlife is now known as Naplife
[16:37:32] <Majic> aahahahaha

* Khriss ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
* Khriss has quit ([CS] Quit: return 0;)

<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings

[14:39] <Azhrarn> SINCE WHEN WAS HELPING ALLOWED?!?!

[01:33] * Craig gives kittie one

-- Edit by Craig --
I said it once, and i'll say it again.. bastard :D

12:47 WifiBrain that would be cats penis
12:47 WifiBrain they have spikes.
12:47 WifiBrain ;)

[20:23] <TheJudge> hello
[20:24] <TheJudge> guys need some help with Defender
[20:25] <Olli> who are you to judge?
[20:25] <TheJudge> just a normal user
[20:25] <TheJudge> why
[20:25] <TheJudge> ?
[20:25] <Olli> barging in here, telling them they need help with defender...
[20:25] <TheJudge> i need help
[20:25] <TheJudge> looool
[20:26] <Olli> and that, kids, is why punctuation is important

[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?