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<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
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<ScrollLock> lol :D
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<Brain> lol
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<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
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[11:36:34] <TwoTonSparrow> I wonder how disappointed Majic was, when he was offered Granny Smith and found out it just was an apple.
[11:36:43] * TwoTonSparrow is now known as Olli
[11:36:43] <+Majic> 0.o
[11:36:47] <+Majic> omg...
[11:36:49] <+Majic> YOU!
[11:37:56] <+Majic> My keyboard is all greasy....brb

[23:12] * @Craig kisses gav
[23:12] * +Gav kisses Craig back, slips him his tongue
[23:13] * @Craig licks it

<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man

[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)

<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)

[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible

21:15 <w00t> AVADA SEXTACULAR
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Mental Note: Make Rowling disappear.

[03:07:58] <Alan> hm
[03:08:07] <Alan> yeah it beeped at me and nothing happened!
[03:08:09] <Karate> rofl
[03:08:14] <Karate> click on the far left channel
[03:08:18] <Karate> taht says "chatspike"
[03:08:21] <Alan> ???
[03:08:23] <Karate> and has a pic with a white box
[03:08:27] <Karate> and a blue line on teh top of it
[03:08:31] <Karate> and red little lines inside
[03:08:42] <ed> :D
[03:08:53] <Alan> aaaaargh
[03:08:58] <ed> hahahahaha
[03:08:59] <Karate> didya do it? :p
[03:09:12] <Alan> what is chatspike,where is chatspike? why?

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<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that

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