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#116 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:50
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> Angelic_Devil: where is Alfy?
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> asleep
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> wake him up
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> no
[01:45] * Togy hugs angelic
[01:45] <Larkin> yes
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> i cant:P
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> not only will i get slapped severely,
[01:45] <Togy> shes tied to the computer
[01:45] <Larkin> too tired ?;)
[01:46] <Togy> :p
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> my parents r asleep between me and him
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> whoa
[01:46] <Togy> O_o
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> HELLO!
[01:46] <Larkin> what the bloody heck!
[01:46] <Togy> u sleep with your parents?
#1548 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2010-08-12 02:04:32
20:52:22 -!- chast [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
20:52:37 < chast> I'm having a big bug in 2.0
20:52:56 < chast> For some reason it wont lemme compile under windows xp
#1297 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-11-27 05:13:42
<Murarth> I hate when girls refuse to believe you when you say they look good
<Murarth> Like you're lying
<Murarth> But it's like, "I've already gotten into your pants, honey. Why would I lie now?"
#1002 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-31 00:45:10
<Alan> i was reading 'howstuffworks.com' today and looked up like computers and stuff just so i dont feel stupid
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I did that for the "Birds and the Bees". :p
#708 (0)
Posted by Andy @ 2005-12-16 00:44:50
-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...

<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing
#510 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-06 14:33:52
* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean
#1058 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-09 05:01:09
[21:00] <Odin> wtf my dad is buying penis enlargment pills in my name, so i threw them out
[21:00] <Karate> im also buying penis enlargement pils in ur name Odin
#686 (-1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-10-16 14:47:37
[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...
#305 (4)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-11-14 20:57:25
[15:55] <ol> *stroke stroke stroke* *splash*
[15:55] <ol> *lick lick*
[15:55] <ol> *in out in out*
[15:55] <ol> *splash*
[15:55] <Togy> ahh the memories
[15:55] <Togy> :p
#304 (4)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2004-11-14 20:53:17
<ol> who needs porn for masturbation?
<Herbstwind> o/
<cab86> o/
<ol> lol
<Coma> o/