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23:22:33 <Pyro> Having a woman that screamed out random parts of the RFC in the sack migh tbe a turn on
<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P
2:00:58 PM <+ed> i wishi could be a woman for a day... just so i could go and do some lesbian things and play with my boobs for hours
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy
2:01:04 PM <+ed> and no, i dont have man-boobs
2:01:30 PM <%Karate> hrs of playing with ur own boobs? sounds dull
2:01:36 PM <%Elf> not to a guy ;P
2:01:36 PM <+ed> not for a guy!
2:01:39 PM <+ed> :D
2:01:41 PM <%[BRC]Odin> lol
2:01:43 PM * +ed high fives elf
2:01:43 PM * %Elf hi 5's ed
2:01:46 PM <+ed> omfg
2:01:46 PM <%Elf> O_o
2:01:51 PM <+ed> now thats dodgy
<SnoFox> They be trollin'... They hatin'...
<ClickHappy> I have like 5 farms
<LordJody> thats because your fat bitches eats alot
<LordJody> :D
<ClickHappy> yes
<ClickHappy> my fat pop
<LordJody> thats because your fat bitches eats alot
<LordJody> :D
<ClickHappy> yes
<ClickHappy> my fat pop
<Majic> Hmm, I've been gone so long. Without my incessantly annoying commentary they have lost the will to live. I am idling to hundreds of ghosts. 0.o
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.
<Majic> I feel so alone...so very alone...
* Majic makes loves to Casper the friendly ghost.
<Majic> Oh wait, that's just Odin...
<Majic> lah di dah di dah....
<Majic> If you kill a ghost, do they come back as a ghost? 0.o
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I wonder how long he'd talk to himself before someone cut in.
<w00t> i miss out on the XXX rated #chatspike ;)
<Elf> its not xxx rated
<Elf> brain n elph aint here
<Elf> its not xxx rated
<Elf> brain n elph aint here
<@Napalm|Away> too many c's in this channel :P
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
<@Napalm|Away> cab and cob should be voted out
* @coco huggles Napalm|Away
<@Darzan> lol
<@Darzan> kiss ass napalm
<@Napalm|Away> O:)
<@Darzan> sure
<@DarkLiege> heheh i'd vote
<@DarkLiege> but i like cob
* @cob shoots napalm in the testicles with a bolt action rifle
<@DarkLiege> rofl
<@Darzan> OUCH
<@coco> heya cobby
<@DarkLiege> see? thats what i like about cob
<@DarkLiege> he has style
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[23:26] <ElderKain> wow, from seeting the preview of ep 41, I can guess what's gonna happen, lol.
[23:26] <ElderKain> *seeing
[23:28] * ElderKain thinks if involves a 4 letter word starting with F *
[23:28] <ElderKain> *it
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> FUNZ
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> ;)
[23:29] <ElderKain> lol
[23:29] <Doll_Licca> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:26] <ElderKain> *seeing
[23:28] * ElderKain thinks if involves a 4 letter word starting with F *
[23:28] <ElderKain> *it
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> FUNZ
[23:29] <Lexica-chan> ;)
[23:29] <ElderKain> lol
[23:29] <Doll_Licca> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
