[15:54:19] * PoHa| is left out
[15:54:57] * Stryker| slaps PoHa
[15:55:44] * +Andres atax PoHa! with an ataxer
[15:56:00] * PoHa| atax PoHa|
[15:56:26] * PoHa| atax PoHa on PoHa|'s behalf for Andres
[15:56:35] <+Andres> :D
[15:57:04] * +Andres loves being a mastermind like that
[15:57:05] * PoHa| steps in to defend PoHa| from PoHa| and PoHa|, who has just joined the fray against PoHa
[15:57:32] <Stryker|> this is turning into a big battle O.o
[15:58:16] <+Andres> :D
[15:58:25] * PoHa| stops all the violence momentarily, only to be ambushed by PoHa| and PoHa|; PoHa and PoHa| take the sides of PoHa| and PoHa|, while PoHa| and PoHa| deftly save PoHa| from PoHa|
[15:58:28] * +Andres grins and leaves the battle to hug a Stryker instead
[16:00:26] <PoHa|> a nuclear explosion kills PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa|, PoHa, PoHa|, PoHa| and son of PoHa|, who had foolishly followed PoHa| and PoHa| to the battle of PoHa|'s. Only PoHa| survives
[16:00:35] <+Andres> :O

[02:01:51] <Tarwen|Sleeping> And he said he wants you in his ass
[02:02:00] <ed> i did?
[02:02:00] <Riv_Griffen> erm?
[02:02:02] * Riv_Griffen does do anal
[02:02:06] <Riv_Griffen> doesnt*
[02:02:08] <Riv_Griffen> DOESNT*
[02:02:10] * Riv_Griffen runs
[02:02:16] <Tarwen|Sleeping> hahahahaha
[02:02:24] * Riv_Griffen facepalms
[02:02:28] <Riv_Griffen> worst typo ever

[11:58] FrostyCoolSlug: your users love you :p
[11:58] Zedd: i know, i love me too

<+Majic> That's the same thing that happens when me sleep together.
<+Majic> It's so short...
<+Majic> 0.o
<+Majic> we*
<+Majic> I hate me now.
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<+Majic> Most of the things that come out of my mouth are unknown to me.
<%Odin> lol
<+Majic> 0.o
<+tomandy> like all the pubic hair!
<+Majic> Oh god, I've got to get out of this channel.
* +Majic has left #chatspike (*PART!*)

(23:37:30)(%Om) There is an answer to that question.
(23:37:36)(%Om) It is two letters long.
(23:37:42)(%Om) It begins with N
(23:37:47)(%Om) And has an O in it.
(23:37:59)(%Om) See if you can guess what it is.
(23:39:33)(+Alexx) my english isnt very strong...
(23:40:24)(+Alexx) I'm also dyslexic....errrmm...a little help anyone >?
(23:43:15)(+Peng) I think he means 'Die' but I'm not sure
(23:44:33)(+Alexx) I need a dictionary...
(23:44:43) *Alexx wanders off mumbling incoherantly
(23:48:26)(+Alexx) ..nope, my dictionary clearly states that 'Die' is three letters, and he specified 2 letters..
(23:52:06)(+Peng) are you sure you counted properly?
(23:53:10)(+Alexx) I'm not entirely certain...this is a pretty old dictionary so might be wrong..
(23:55:45)(+Alexx) Om....the anticipation is killing me, what was the word ?
(23:58:14)(%Om) Meh, I forgot ;(
(23:58:45)(+Alexx) damn, well...I'll just assume it was some frightfully witty comment on how amazing i am in bed :p
(23:59:48)(+Alexx) i get those alot :p

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<Soo> So we're all retarded. That settles it.
* Higurashi gives voice to user
<user> o.o
<where> :O
<where> A user!
<Soo> It's very long and complicated to explain, user
* where stares at user
<where> lol
<where> I think user can understand how voicing works, Soo
<Soo> but basically it boils down to myself, where and weedot being muppets.
<Soo> Um, where?
<where> :q
<Soo> You just proved my point.
* where faceplams

<Bernhammer> I just remembered a text I got last night.
<Bernhammer> some girl from school wanted me to go to some guy's house and drink, I was tired and didn't feel at all like alcohol...
<Bernhammer> so I told her this and she texted thusly: "Goh, fine. Have fun touching yourself and fantasizing about people you can't have."
<Bernhammer> and I texted "stalkerr! how the hells did you know?"
<Bernhammer> but I thought of a better one about 5 minutes later
<Bernhammer> "people?"

02:16 <nenolod> /msg aquanight see hot tits in action in http://goatse.ca
02:16 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
02:16 <aquanight> damn. did that site move again?
02:16 <aquanight> I used to remember it being .cx

* Majic grabs Blankie and does the Tango
<Blankie> haha
<Blankie> :)
* Blankie dances the tango with Majic
<Blankie> Oh
<Blankie> that reminds me of mr and mrs smith
<Blankie> haha
* tomandy interrupts, pushes majic out
<tomandy> i dont normally do this
* Alba^[AFK] watches tomandy and Majic tango...
<Majic> ahahah
<tomandy> o.O
* Majic dips tom
<Blankie> lol
<tomandy> what a romantic movie that
<Alba^[AFK]> ewwwww
<Majic> ...in honey
<Majic> mm......
<tomandy> especially how they try killin each other :)
* Majic licks tom greedily
<Majic> .....come on!
* tomandy punches Majic in the nose
<Majic> yes!
<Majic> I mean...finally.
* Alba^[AFK] sends this to the chatspike quotes database....
* tomandy goes to the restroom to sterilize his face
<Majic> ....
<Majic> Don't do it!

[08:17:05] <Majic> OMGOMGOMG
[08:17:13] <Majic> I was playing Halo..and I think I met a pedophile!
[08:17:41] <Majic> So we were playing, right? And all of a sudden, this guy goes...
[08:17:47] <Majic> "WHO HAS MYSPACE?"
[08:17:50] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:00] <Majic> And then he asked for everyone to add him as a friend.
[08:18:05] <Majic> And then he's like...
[08:18:12] <Majic> "WHO HAS AIM?"
[08:18:15] <Majic> "I DO!!!"
[08:18:23] <Majic> And he did that for like 4 other IM clients!
[08:18:23] <ed> rofl
[08:18:44] <Majic> It was hella creepy!!1 Everyone was adding him and he was asking for more info every second!