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#1724 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 17:29:19
[18:12:52] <%Olli> we all have so much in common!
[18:12:59] <%Olli> except noone highfived me :(
[18:13:01] <%Olli> group hug?
[18:13:01] <+Sporks> NO! GROUP FACE STAB!
[18:13:09] <%Olli> :-(
[18:13:09] <+NewClassic> Nice, Sporks.
[18:13:12] <+Curly> xD
[18:13:14] <%Olli> sporks, I hate you!
[18:13:15] <+Sporks> Well, I hate Cj!
[18:13:19] NewClassic hugs Olli, and drags Curly in.
[18:13:21] Sporks [[email protected]] has been kicked from #falling by Olli [[email protected]]: Olli
#316 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:22:51
Olli the Botkiller Pt.1

<SirOlli> !roll 1000000d100
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000d100 --> [ 1000000d100=50452031 ]{50452031}
<SirOlli> !roll 1000000000000000d100000000
<Wolle[home]> SirOlli rolled 1000000000000000d100000000 --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[2P]Don_Hippy> !roll 1
<[2P]Don_Hippy> it has to be one!!!
<[2P]Don_Hippy> :P
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> hmm.. roller crashed ?
<[BR]mistress> !roll 1d100
<[2P]Don_Hippy> looks so
<Wolle> YOU MOFOs
<[2P]Don_Hippy> or he sill rolles on ollies reqeust
<SirOlli> hihi
<[BR]mistress> ^^
<Cadarex> !roll 1d10
<Cadarex> he really broke it
<[BR]mistress> you bastard! you killed.. um.. rollbot! :D
<[BR]mistress> wrfel ;)
* [BR]mistress is listening
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
#1456 (2)
Posted by Xhu @ 2009-12-21 23:39:14
<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD

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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.
#389 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-02 22:26:00
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
<-- Chronus has quit ([CS] Quit: what are you looking at?!?!)
<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl
#995 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-30 03:57:55
<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o
#1267 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-08-05 06:50:17
07:49:29 SirPR > Aristeo, can you ask an admin to make it so we can be polygamists with Loveserv? :D
#909 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-23 00:42:28
<Majic> If you could be any animal, what would you be?
* Avengeful ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<tomandy> human?
<tomandy> no no
<tomandy> i'd be canadian
#1184 (-1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-09-23 02:07:35
<FrostyCoolSlug> i'm alwasy sober#
<FrostyCoolSlug> except mayble now :0#
<[THC]Avengeful> and every other time
#319 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:41:27
<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first
#413 (-1)
Posted by Elf @ 2005-01-09 20:03:56
[20:02] <Darzan> nah, I shave my genitals, no hair there. ;)
[20:03] * Togy licks randomly