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#71 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:41
[03:13] <[Brain]> you wanna play with Craig's stick Marie???
[03:13] * Marie giggles
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <Marie> Brain, *nods* everynight :p
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <[Brain]> is it a long stick?
[03:13] * [Brain] goes to find Craig's pool cue and find out
[03:13] <Pinky> You're really interested Brain?:P
[03:13] <Marie> eh ... so-so
[03:14] <[Brain]> of course babe, how can i play pool with him if i dont know how long his stick is?
[03:14] <Marie> could be longer, I still can't do anything in the middle of the table
[03:14] <[Brain]> LMAO!
#1262 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-06-08 16:42:58
[16:19] * Ophelia|Away takes another bite at Muffinman for the way
[16:20] <@Ophelia|Away> hey, i bet you don't hear this from every woman, but you're simply irresitable and delicious :P
[16:21] <@Arcopix> ^^
[16:21] <@Arcopix> quoted for truth
[16:41] <+Muffinman> O_o
[16:42] <@grapey> poor guy
#700 (2)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-11-26 22:54:45
[09:52] <SoloFlock> <Revoluxion-T@Undernet> Hey soloFlock
[09:52] <SoloFlock> <Revoluxion-T@Undernet> do you know something better than winbot ?

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#427 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-05-26 02:46:53
<-- Clairvoyant1 has quit ([CS] Quit: Snak 5.0.2 Unregistered copy. Evaluation period is over. Program will now quit. Thanks for using Snak.)
#657 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-12 16:45:10
11:13 * cracklemonkey is away: about to vomit on things
11:15 <+sexy_geek> ew
11:15 <+sexy_geek> bad monkey :p
11:17 <+Heutink> kick the monkey ^^
11:17 * cracklemonkey is back (gone 00:03:37)
11:17 <+cracklemonkey> well that was pleasant -_-
11:24 <@Craig> lol, dont forget to /away before going to vomit!
11:24 <@Craig> :p
11:36 <%Elf> why do ppl do that :P
11:37 <%Elf> "oh crap, its coming bk up... must.inform......irc....then......run to toilet"
#1400 (0)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:33:32
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
#220 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:15:24
<Togy> it started getting dirty again when i came back
<Togy> but, well, i stoped talking :p
<Ib3N> you have that effect togy
<Ib3N> when everyone see's you, they get dirty and filthy thoughts
<ol> hardly
<Ib3N> who wouldnt be, seeing a cow named togy go m00
<Togy> ;)
<Togy> Moo!
<ol> unless you mean those of ritual murder and torture
<xmonic> lol
* Togy pounces on ol
<ol> argh... gettimoff, gettimoff!
<ol> quick!
* Togy moo's in ol's ear
<xmonic> lol
<ol> ARGH!
<ol> xmon: wiggle your bum at him, it'll distract him long enough for me to escape :)
<xmonic> oki
* xmonic wiggles her bum at Togy, the turns around and flashes her tits
* Togy watches xmonic
<xmonic> lol
* ol runs for the hills
* Togy wipes his chin with a tissue
#1735 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-03-01 21:41:29
[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.
#516 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-04-12 10:58:24
(%John) Pfft. PDF is kind of like anal sex. No matter what you use it on, it's still going to be a shitty experience.
#664 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-09-21 14:02:12
[14:00] <-- w00t has quit (Killed (Craig (Promote w00t!)))
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> w00t's been promoted to real life.