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[13:59] * Karotos ([email protected]) has joined #UESP
[13:59] <Karotos> hello
[14:00] <Karotos> Nobodies here =(
[14:00] <%Andres> Yup
[14:00] <%Andres> Absolutely no one
[14:00] <Karotos> Oh Well, I'm going to go play Oblivion
[14:00] <%Andres> Okidokies
[14:00] <%Andres> Nice meeting you
[14:00] <Karotos> you too
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[13:59] <Karotos> hello
[14:00] <Karotos> Nobodies here =(
[14:00] <%Andres> Yup
[14:00] <%Andres> Absolutely no one
[14:00] <Karotos> Oh Well, I'm going to go play Oblivion
[14:00] <%Andres> Okidokies
[14:00] <%Andres> Nice meeting you
[14:00] <Karotos> you too
[14:00] * Karotos ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
[22:17] <Archy`> I never bother checking polls. Most of the time it's people either saying "Should I get op?" or "Does my bum look big in this?" :P
[22:17] <typobox43> In which case, the answers are No and Yes respectively
[22:17] <typobox43> In which case, the answers are No and Yes respectively
20:25 <happinessturtle> fucking router locked up
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
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20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
20:25 <peavey> right'o
20:25 <w00t> WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT OLD BEAN
20:25 <Brain> OH I SAY JEEVES PLEASE FETCH ME THE BENTLEY
20:26 -!- happinessturtle [[email protected]] has quit [[CS] Quit: leaving]
20:26 <Brain> I FEEL LIKE SOME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON THE LAWN WITH THE GOOD SIR PERRYWINKLE SMYTHE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE
20:26 <w00t> MY GOLLY GOSH, DID YOU KNOW MY ROUTER MALFUNCTIONED WHILE I WAS OUT PLAYING CRICKET?
20:26 -!- nenolod [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
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20:26 <Brain> OH BOTHER. THAT IS RATHER ANNOYING WHAT HO?
20:27 <Brain> I SHALL PARTAKE OF THE NEAREST ROUTER ESTABLISHMENT AND PURCHASE ANOTHER.
20:27 <Brain> :)
20:27 <Brain> i bet w00t is cracking up atm :D
<ed> dogs bollocks jen
<ed> mmmm that was TASTY
<ed> mmmm that was TASTY
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<+Efreak> HELLO!
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/
<Ib3N> there should be something called a emergency toothpick!
<Ib3N> whenever you need a toothpick caus something has stuck in your teeth but you cant get it out with your fingers... you should call someone and they should fly in a toothpick withing 5 minutes
<Ib3N> BLEH
<[OPA]Garafk> I had a toothpick being stuck in my teeth the other day
<[OPA]Garafk> took me a 2nd one to get the first one out
<[OPA]Garafk> :/
<Ib3N> hehe
<Ib3N> whenever you need a toothpick caus something has stuck in your teeth but you cant get it out with your fingers... you should call someone and they should fly in a toothpick withing 5 minutes
<Ib3N> BLEH
<[OPA]Garafk> I had a toothpick being stuck in my teeth the other day
<[OPA]Garafk> took me a 2nd one to get the first one out
<[OPA]Garafk> :/
<Ib3N> hehe
<Majic> I've done +Clit, +penis, +piRate, +milf, +milk, and now +booze
<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think
[16:59:44] <+Neosage> i really want a whale's penis now....
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.
[17:00:41] <+Higurashi> Well, dork can be an alteration of dick.
[17:00:52] <+Higurashi> So I guess... but I don't see where the whale enters.
[17:02:39] <+Imp> I'm too thick to understand the joke, Higs.
[17:03:04] <+Caimekilled> I was lied to when I was eight!
[17:03:24] <+Katsya> actually I was told the same thing
[17:03:27] <+Katsya> it's nautical slang
[17:03:41] <+Higurashi> Mkay. Slang I can swallow.
