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<+Majic> holy shite, I just ran my maitenance scripts on my computer and it removed like 4GB of old junk files. 0.o
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)
[18:56] <Alurny> oh yes bigd i read of him/her
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> him
[18:56] <DarkSheer> it
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> that to
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> hermaphrodite
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> him
[18:56] <DarkSheer> it
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> that to
[18:56] <[NM]Assassin> hermaphrodite
<titsos> Jesus can walk on water
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is
<titsos> Humans are 70% water
<titsos> I can walk on humans
<titsos> Therefore, I am 70% Jesus
<titsos> :D
<Togy> i like your thinking
<Togy> you're hired!
* Togy kills titsos for mankinds sins
<Togy> the world is safe once again
<Togy> well, 70% of it is
<Olli> I think, chatspike just got itself another holiday
<Olli> after blame brain day and blame w00t week
<Olli> behold...
<Olli> quote majic day!
* Olli is now known as Olli|afkbrbgtt
<Majic> there should be no holiday.
<Majic> make it gay goat day
<Majic> goat rape day
<Majic> goat pedo day
<Majic> tracking collar on your ankle goat rape day
<Majic> cops bug your phone goat sex day
<Om> ...
<Majic> micheal jackson on speed dial goat rim job day
* Olli|afkbrbgtt is now known as Olli|quotespike
<Majic> ....
<Majic> booo
<w00t2> lol
<Majic> thsi ain't cool
<Olli> after blame brain day and blame w00t week
<Olli> behold...
<Olli> quote majic day!
* Olli is now known as Olli|afkbrbgtt
<Majic> there should be no holiday.
<Majic> make it gay goat day
<Majic> goat rape day
<Majic> goat pedo day
<Majic> tracking collar on your ankle goat rape day
<Majic> cops bug your phone goat sex day
<Om> ...
<Majic> micheal jackson on speed dial goat rim job day
* Olli|afkbrbgtt is now known as Olli|quotespike
<Majic> ....
<Majic> booo
<w00t2> lol
<Majic> thsi ain't cool
[23:23] <Lurlock> My grandfather lived in a town where the population never changed for 60 years. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a boy leaves town.
Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
[22:23] <doll_licca> And if people don't know by now, Sara 41 is out the door. :)
[22:23] <ElderKain> what you mean?
[22:23] <ElderKain> you mean kicked out?
[22:23] <doll_licca> This episode is brought to you by the four letter word that begins with the letter "f".
[22:24] <ElderKain> lol
[22:24] <ElderKain> 1 Little F Hahaha, 2 Little F Hahaha, 3 Little F Hahaha, 4 I say 4 Little F Hahaha!
[23:53] <ElderKain> And the 4-letter F-word stated. now the 4-letter S-word is gonna hit the fan, lol.
[00:01] <Lexica-chan> suntan oil! and to make it fit in four letters... SOIL!
[22:23] <ElderKain> what you mean?
[22:23] <ElderKain> you mean kicked out?
[22:23] <doll_licca> This episode is brought to you by the four letter word that begins with the letter "f".
[22:24] <ElderKain> lol
[22:24] <ElderKain> 1 Little F Hahaha, 2 Little F Hahaha, 3 Little F Hahaha, 4 I say 4 Little F Hahaha!
[23:53] <ElderKain> And the 4-letter F-word stated. now the 4-letter S-word is gonna hit the fan, lol.
[00:01] <Lexica-chan> suntan oil! and to make it fit in four letters... SOIL!
* ol ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
* ChanServ sets mode +a #chatspike ol
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to ol
<Om> lo ol
<kelly> lo ol
<Dekar> lo ol
<mackattack> lo ol
<cracklemonkey> lo ol
<xevix> lo ol
<ol> ...
<ol> hey guys
<kelly> hi ol
<Om> hey ol
<xevix> howdy ol
<cracklemonkey> sup ol
<Dekar> yo ol
<Anders> mfg ol
[22:25] <doll_licca> Okay. Now we need the word. :)
[22:25] <ElderKain> oh have you heard?
[22:26] <doll_licca> Hmm?
[22:26] <ElderKain> The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word!
[22:26] <ElderKain> lol
[22:26] <doll_licca> Eh?
[22:26] * doll_licca is completely confused
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[23:20] <ElderKain> Episode 44 of Sara is brought to you by a 4-letter word begining with M (****)
[22:25] <ElderKain> oh have you heard?
[22:26] <doll_licca> Hmm?
[22:26] <ElderKain> The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word!
[22:26] <ElderKain> lol
[22:26] <doll_licca> Eh?
[22:26] * doll_licca is completely confused
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[23:20] <ElderKain> Episode 44 of Sara is brought to you by a 4-letter word begining with M (****)
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
