[19:11] * LaptopHart goes to let the dog in
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[19:11] --- ChanServ sets modes [#inspircd +oa Foamy Foamy]
[19:11] <Brain> damnit
[19:11] <Brain> not in this room, laptop
[19:12] * Brain pushes foamy back outside

<%SnoFox> See, you can have January.
<%SnoFox> But September is mine.
*%SnoFox holds, selfishly.*
<+Doc> I was there first, bub
<%SnoFox> I'll be picking your nursing home.
<+Doc> no you won't. I'm not having one
<%SnoFox> I'll be making your laws. :O
<+Doc> they won't affect me :)
<%SnoFox> I'll be "fixing" your computer.
<+Doc> I fix my own computer :P
<%SnoFox> FUCK YOU
<+Doc> I do that myself, too :p
<%SnoFox> OH SNAP

[11:19] <BigSleep> shit
[11:19] <BigSleep> gay bar just called :(
[11:19] * BigSleep is now known as BigWork

<eggy> 6697 is supposed to be on SSL too.
<Bricker> its not
<Bricker> its plaintext
* Bricker checks config
<Bricker> eggy: <bind address="64.85.162.227" port="6697" type="clients" ssl="gnutlsssl">
<Bricker> its cuz you fail at specifying ssl
<Bricker> its just "gnutls"
<Bricker> not "gnutlsssl"
<Adremelech> ROFL
<Adremelech> fail xD
<eggy> lolz
<eggy> whoops

[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.

[21:42] <ed> why has my pack of filters gone walkabouts :s
[21:56] <ed> ah i was using it as a bookmark, that explains it -_-;

<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I am not flexible by my standards, but I am far more flexible than average
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> I can get 4 inches from my dick
<Karate|AFK> whats average?, not beingable to bend at the waist?
<[BRC]Riv_Griffen> if I didnt have a small dick, I coudl reach it
<Gildindaimoth> lmfao

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<Lowlife> hi togy
* Alexx pokes togy
* Lowlife pokes Alexx
<Togy> moo
* Lowlife milks togy
<Togy> eek
<Lowlife> well, you said moo, implying that you are a cow, and everyone knows cows need to be relieved of their milk or they will rupture their
<Lowlife> uhm
<Lowlife> boozem
<Lowlife> :p
<Alexx> funny...those cows in the fields with no farmers to milk them seem to be doing quite well without being milked..
<Lowlife> well, that's cause of the milk production being kept active by withdrawing milk
<Lowlife> also, normally, when animals are producing milk, they can not be furtilized
<Lowlife> that's like that with humans too
<Lowlife> and in nature, once the calf stops drinking the milk
<Lowlife> the production stops
<Alexx> you have the discovery channel dont you

in #chatspike...

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<Dekar> errr...
<coco> 0:)
<coco> long story lol
<Dekar> well, ive got some minutes :P
* coco giggles
<coco> not for this chan i'm afraid ;p


following in #spankers
-stewie.chatspike.net:@#spankers- SirOlli invited Dekar into the channel.
* Dekar has joined #spankers
<Dekar> ;)
<SirOlli> so, coco... we're waiting ;)

<cobraR478> w00t
<cobraR478> i won
<Avengeful> hehehe
<grapey> told me what you were doing?
<Avengeful> racing me at masturbation
<grapey> um
<Avengeful> on webcam
<SirOlli> LOL
<Avengeful> he won though :(
<grapey> oy
<grapey> ya big tease
<cobraR478> i pwned him
<Avengeful> O:)
<Avengeful> LMAO
<Avengeful> ya he squirted all over the cam
<Avengeful> i was like DAMN! i was almost there too
<Avengeful> he had porn though, i only had a victorias secret catelog
<cobraR478> i take that crap seriously
<Avengeful> ya he ruled, damn
<grapey> you know i would love to put that up as a quote on chatspike but i'll refrain :p
<SirOlli> I think i will
<cobraR478> ill do it of you dont