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#48 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:25
[21:53] <Archy`> My day keeps getting better and better. Just sprayed myself with what i thought was deoderant.... Turned out to be hair colouring...
[21:53] <[Brain]> lmao!!!
[21:53] <[Brain]> youve got purple armpit hair now? :)
[21:53] <Archy`> Nope, silver
[21:53] <Archy`> :P
[21:53] <MrBOFH> lol
#1207 (2)
Posted by Proweler @ 2007-11-18 21:10:01
22:07] <&Proweler> "Internet is the opium of the masses".
[22:08] <Aubustou> <<---k4Rl-m4RxZ--->> ?
#540 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-30 18:51:25
* SirOlli spanks Brik
* Imstillmartin sets mode: +o SirOlli
* Imstillmartin spanks SirOlli once for punishment, and once for pleasure!
* SirOlli sets mode: -o Imstillmartin
* SirOlli sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-C3AEA1DA.ipt.aol.com
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* Imstillmartin was kicked by SirOlli (your punishment, my pleasure. no opping me.)
* SirOlli sets mode: -o SirOlli
-LoveServ- Ive just SPANKED you really hard but playfully, because Imstillmartin asked me to! ;)
<SirOlli> LMAO
#969 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-10-15 05:14:32
[21:13] <Karate> if ever u wanna kill someone, then kill em with flour
[21:13] <Karate> at least it will be interesting
#1379 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-29 00:47:45
<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry
#648 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-09 11:13:50
<+Olli> CUSTOMERS!
* Olli screams
<+Olli> FOOD!
#947 (5)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-14 04:43:49
[20:41] * Majic gives JakeD crabs, herpes, genital herpes, AIDS, diabetes, acid reflux, high blood pressure, and clymidia. :p
[20:42] <JakeD> Holy shit, are you my ex?
#17 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:02
[23:35] <MrBOFH> can i see your boobs coma?
[23:36] <MrBOFH> er bruise*
#1689 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2012-05-24 17:23:05
<w00t> FrostyCoolWork enjoys forcing himself on others
#342 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 09:42:31
* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


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