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#1533 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-21 16:12:02
<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

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Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3
#1236 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-02-24 16:31:37
17:30 <PostBot> InspIRCd: brain * r9013 (trunk/inspircd/include/inspircd.h trunk/inspircd/src/configreader.cpp
trunk/inspircd/src/inspircd.cpp): First part of my evil empire! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHA...AHAHAH *cough* err i mean... remote includes (BWAHAHAHA)
#131 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:49:35
[04:37] -Global- From Craig: Guess whos back..
[04:37] -Global- From Craig: aah crap, forgot globals put names on messages :/
#1566 (1)
Posted by NewClassic @ 2011-02-03 13:29:13
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Lotus I would have sex with.
[07:27] <+RagnorakTres> The Salamander I'd allow to have sex with me.
#885 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:24:40
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
#1749 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-12-05 16:17:27
[17:13:45] <sky14kemea> RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY
[17:13:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> THIS MEANS DO NOTHING FROM HOME :D
[17:13:51] <sky14kemea> AAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
[17:13:52] <Danni> AHHHHHHH
[17:14:01] <Olli> goood byyyyye ruuuubey tuesday
[17:14:08] * Danni is now known as Aeryn
[17:14:11] <Aeryn> oh god
[17:14:12] <Aeryn> stomach
[17:14:13] <Aeryn> exploding
[17:14:24] <Matthias> *BOOOOOM*
[17:14:31] <pigeon_of_doom> Olli... how do you know about ruby tuesday?
[17:14:45] <Olli> how shouldn't I?
[17:14:48] <sky14kemea> shit that song is stuck in my head
[17:15:00] <pigeon_of_doom> Oh hang on it's an American company?
[17:15:08] <Olli> what is?
[17:15:14] <pigeon_of_doom> Loads of indian takeouts do deals on tuesday and call it ruby tuesday
[17:15:16] <sky14kemea> RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
[17:15:21] <pigeon_of_doom> WOAH IT'S A ROLLING STONES SONG?
[17:15:22] <Olli> I only know the song
[17:15:37] <Olli> pigeon_of_fail
[17:15:47] <pigeon_of_doom> Different cultural exposure ok
[17:15:55] <Olli> who's the brit here?
#1777 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2015-06-13 10:02:22
[10:45:47] <Kuro> and i stayed the biggest for 20 minutes
#1233 (1)
Posted by ScrollLock @ 2008-02-12 22:11:19
* Khriss ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Khriss> I did it
<Khriss> I asked for condoms at the general store
<Khriss> Pretended like I didn't have enough money
<Khriss> And bought plastic wrap and rubber bands
<Khriss> AND got it on video
<Khriss> Sorry, I just had to say this to a room full of people
<Khriss> Anyways
<Khriss> I'm at school
<Khriss> So uhhh
<Khriss> <__<;;
* Khriss has quit ([CS] Quit: return 0;)
#1573 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-02-23 14:01:49
[22:25] <doll_licca> Okay. Now we need the word. :)
[22:25] <ElderKain> oh have you heard?
[22:26] <doll_licca> Hmm?
[22:26] <ElderKain> The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word! The Bird Bird Bird The Bird is the Word!
[22:26] <ElderKain> lol
[22:26] <doll_licca> Eh?
[22:26] * doll_licca is completely confused

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[23:20] <ElderKain> Episode 44 of Sara is brought to you by a 4-letter word begining with M (****)
#1475 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-09 02:04:36
<SnoFox> Dude, people say, "Omg staffer" even when my vHost is "krusty" :<
<Duck> but
<Duck> but
<Duck> I thought you /were/ a staffer
<Duck> D:<
* SnoFox removes channel half-operator status from SnoFox
<SnoFox> Undercover Op.
<SnoFox> Ssh.