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[15:23:32] <MrNEO> i know muggy
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
[15:23:35] <MrNEO> she wants my penis
[15:23:43] <MrNEO> she sent me a txt durin the game sayin so :)
[15:23:49] <Mugnut> if she wants a bigger one i think aXeR is a 6ft cock
[15:23:59] <MrNEO> roflmao!!!!
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
<+Herbstwind> "hello, my name is maria, im 13 and from belgium. i have a problem, i'm still a virign, now i wanted to ask, do you think my dad is gay?"
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
<ol> is everyone else dead?
<ol> apart form olli, that is
<ol> theres someone requiring a tactical nuclear strike if ever I saw one ;)
<SirOlli> I take that as a compliment.
<ol> apart form olli, that is
<ol> theres someone requiring a tactical nuclear strike if ever I saw one ;)
<SirOlli> I take that as a compliment.
[21:59:33] <kitten> banshee = bigd! =D
[21:59:39] <Togy> erm
[21:59:47] <Togy> banshee = maries mum :p
[21:59:53] <kitten> =S
[22:00:02] <kitten> i thought it s only him using aol
[21:59:39] <Togy> erm
[21:59:47] <Togy> banshee = maries mum :p
[21:59:53] <kitten> =S
[22:00:02] <kitten> i thought it s only him using aol
<mermy> hey, does brik call you w00tles or what?
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
<chaz> I call him w00tles, that'd be weird if she did.
<w00t> i don't really get called anything
<w00t> since it's not like she needs to yell my name out or anything
<mermy> w00t isn't doing something right
<w00t> ohfucker
<w00t> i hate you all!
[01:54:45] <@Ib> "pot calling the kettle"?
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"
Ib, the norwegian at work.
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"
Ib, the norwegian at work.
<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay
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