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#1431 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-23 18:31:00
* Hisakata|DA is now known as Hisakata|lol
<+Neosage> lol?
<+Cartis^> lol!
<~Hisakata|lol> lol!
<~Hisakata|lol> Sorry, just taking the piss out of someone's status. :)
<~Hisakata|lol> Attention whoring and such. :p
<+Cartis^> Because your /emo /emo /cut /cut aren't? :p
* ~Hisakata|lol ([email protected]) Quit ([CS] Quit: I live for pain, pain lives for me. /EMO /EMO /CUT /CUT /CUT)
<+Cartis^> Ha.
* Hisakata ([email protected]) has joined #Equilibrium
* ChanServ sets mode: +qao Hisakata Hisakata Hisakata
<%Tril> Let's hope he doesn't come back
<+Cartis^> Figured as much. :p
<%Tril> Oh fudge.
<+Cartis^> lol
<~Hisakata> I'm sorry, what?
<+Cartis^> oshiii
<+Neosage> Crap..
<%Tril> <_<
#719 (0)
Posted by Damien @ 2006-01-15 08:59:57
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks [BRC]treesa.. yummy :9
[18:55] * [GISP]The_Box licks Darkest_Queen.. yummy :9
[18:56] <[GalGen]Damien> if your licking the females of the channel dont forget to lick Craig
[18:57] <Craig> [08:49] * [GISP]The_Box licks Craig.. yummy :9
[18:57] <Craig> already done ;)
#525 (3)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-04-19 22:12:53
[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself
#618 (4)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-07-22 11:52:36
* Joins: AngryMutantPenguin
* w00t[afk] sets mode: +v AngryMutantPenguin
<w00t[afk]> hey AMP
<Stormscape> OMG
<Stormscape> it's a mutant penguin
<Stormscape> who is angry :D
<w00t[afk]> better said as
<w00t[afk]> omg
<w00t[afk]> its a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<AMP> yeah
<Hmzaniac> i doubt it.
<Hmzaniac> i think he's just wearing a costume.
<w00t[afk]> :(
<AMP> i'd invite you to try it out, but the last man who did went home with serious burns
<w00t[afk]> AngryMutantPenguin, is this true?
<w00t[afk]> are you masquerading as a penguin
<w00t[afk]> who's angry
<AMP> not at all
<w00t[afk]> and mutant!
<w00t[afk]> :)
<w00t[afk]> thats ok then
<w00t[afk]> so long as you're not lying!
<Hmzaniac> suuure.
<AMP> of course not
<Pete> I can vouch for the angry mutantness of this penguin
* Hmzaniac throws his magic tux at AMP
<w00t[afk]> Pete, heh
* w00t[afk] catches tux
* w00t[afk] burns it
* w00t[afk] launches a BSD pitchfork at Hmzaniac's head
<AMP> the helper said so, it must be true
<w00t[afk]> Pete, hmm, who can vouch for you?
<Pete> Exactly
<AMP> tux is a distant relative of mine, no hurting my family
<Pete> Uhm
---1 minute passes---
<Pete> Beans will vouch for me
<Pete> Or Om
---2 more minutes pass---
<Peng> Leave the penguins alone :(
#1635 (10)
Posted by Empireth @ 2011-07-17 07:17:52
<Emily> And how are you this afternoon, Puppeteer_Putin?
<Puppeteer_Putin> Well thank you, Em!
<Puppeteer_Putin> Enjoying the slightly chilly weather on this side of the country!
<Puppeteer_Putin> And yourself?
<X> Psst.
<X> Emily is where_
<Puppeteer_Putin> where, you dirty whore.
#1714 (-3)
Posted by titsos @ 2012-10-03 01:59:00
<Menelaus> The xbox has no browser though
<Duck> apparently YouPorn begs to differ
<Menelaus> I don't know what youporn is and I'm not interested >:D
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#1386 (-1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-06 11:25:51
<goose> who wants to hear a joke?
<spb> gentoo!
#1746 (-3)
Posted by Dustin @ 2013-08-18 12:58:00
[03:52] <+Justasic> aaawwwweee yeaaaahhhh.
[03:52] <+Justasic> installed IIS 7
[05:10] <%href> you can successfully suicide yourself now
[06:56] <Mr_Fail> Justasic.. just... NO.
#1733 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-02-13 03:43:51
[21:41] <SpeedWacer> Also, I don't know why I'm sniffing my vitamin bottle
[21:41] <Tree> Speed, don't sniff vitamin B bottles