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[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!
[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever
21:24:40 [+Higurashi] Well fudge.
21:24:47 [+Higurashi] Aight, to explain the Saint role..
21:25:06 [+Higurashi] The one who accuses me, and gets me lynched, will die.
21:25:08 [+Higurashi] Automagically.
21:25:15 [+Higurashi] I can't stop it, as far as I know.
21:25:59 [+Nucleon] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:25:59 [@wolfbot] Nucleon has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:08 [+Neosage] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:26:08 [@wolfbot] Neosage has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:30 [+ol] wolfbot: lynch higurashi
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Higurashi]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v ol]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Nucleon]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Neosage]
21:26:30 [@wolfbot] ol has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch Higurashi!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
21:26:33 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: ol, Neosage, Nucleon
21:26:34 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : Tril, Higurashi
21:26:35 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
21:26:48 [Hisakata] You whore.
21:24:47 [+Higurashi] Aight, to explain the Saint role..
21:25:06 [+Higurashi] The one who accuses me, and gets me lynched, will die.
21:25:08 [+Higurashi] Automagically.
21:25:15 [+Higurashi] I can't stop it, as far as I know.
21:25:59 [+Nucleon] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:25:59 [@wolfbot] Nucleon has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:08 [+Neosage] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:26:08 [@wolfbot] Neosage has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:30 [+ol] wolfbot: lynch higurashi
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Higurashi]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v ol]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Nucleon]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Neosage]
21:26:30 [@wolfbot] ol has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch Higurashi!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
21:26:33 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: ol, Neosage, Nucleon
21:26:34 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : Tril, Higurashi
21:26:35 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
21:26:48 [Hisakata] You whore.
14:23:11 [Doc] I prefer to explore people in my own way and on my own time :)
14:23:28 [+goose] Doc: define your own way so I can have another good quotespike quote
14:24:19 [Doc] I am not a quotespike quote generator :p
14:24:49 [+goose] (since jaws doesn't ennunciate caps, this is all in caps) YES YOU ARE NOW GIMME QUOTE
14:23:28 [+goose] Doc: define your own way so I can have another good quotespike quote
14:24:19 [Doc] I am not a quotespike quote generator :p
14:24:49 [+goose] (since jaws doesn't ennunciate caps, this is all in caps) YES YOU ARE NOW GIMME QUOTE
[19:17:44] <Odin`> airbase, alle vennene mines kontoer funker p min pc
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen
* Joins: Ib3N ([email protected])
<Damien> gday Ib3N
<Ib3N> uhm..
<Ib3N> <-tired
* Brik throws water on ib to wake him up
<Ib3N> read that as <Damien> gay Ib3N
<Brik> hahaha
<Damien> roflmao
* Ib3N was like WTH?!
<Damien> gday Ib3N
<Ib3N> uhm..
<Ib3N> <-tired
* Brik throws water on ib to wake him up
<Ib3N> read that as <Damien> gay Ib3N
<Brik> hahaha
<Damien> roflmao
* Ib3N was like WTH?!
[18:40] <Pii> ITS ME. IM THE MONG!
<+weedot> actually sex is a fairly poor aerobic workout in most cases >_>
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
<~FallingUp> weedot, then you're doing it wrong.
<Global> w00t: user goose ([email protected]) submitted an abuse report, go laugh at them: w00t abuses me
<w00t> This information was submitted from IP address xx.xxx.xx.xxx at Tue 25th Aug 2009 11:11 by [email protected]
<w00t> ===================================================================
<w00t> w00t abuses me and touches my face when I sleep. I would like to be reprimanded with a large sum of untraceable 20 USD bills.
<w00t> kthnx,
<w00t> goose
<w00t> ==========================
<goose> hey, that's my IP!
<w00t> :-(
* goose quotespikes that
<Garak> lol
<Majic> lol
<Majic> Wait, don't we all touch your face while you sleep?
<grapey> hahahaha
<Majic> :x
<Majic> It's just so... touchy
<Garak> and we're all blind
<Majic> like scratch 'n' sniff air fresheners
<w00t> This information was submitted from IP address xx.xxx.xx.xxx at Tue 25th Aug 2009 11:11 by [email protected]
<w00t> ===================================================================
<w00t> w00t abuses me and touches my face when I sleep. I would like to be reprimanded with a large sum of untraceable 20 USD bills.
<w00t> kthnx,
<w00t> goose
<w00t> ==========================
<goose> hey, that's my IP!
<w00t> :-(
* goose quotespikes that
<Garak> lol
<Majic> lol
<Majic> Wait, don't we all touch your face while you sleep?
<grapey> hahahaha
<Majic> :x
<Majic> It's just so... touchy
<Garak> and we're all blind
<Majic> like scratch 'n' sniff air fresheners
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
