[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)

<LaptopExcal> :/
<Silver> crystal meth isnt a pill
<Silver> at least i didnt think it was
<LaptopExcal> paper.
<Silver> x is a pill
<LaptopExcal> God, why would i know... Ask google.
<LaptopExcal> Gawd*
<[BRC]treesa> you can get cystal in pill form as well
<Silver> so what is everyone doin
<[BRC]treesa> crystal
<Silver> ohh ok gots it
<LaptopExcal> Haha
<LaptopExcal> Treesa is doing crystal meth :P

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.

[21:49] <FallingUp> Mother-to-daughter womb transplant 'success' in Sweden - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19637156
[21:49] <FallingUp> "Doctors caution they will not consider the operations successful unless the women achieve pregnancy."
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> Oh, they're doing that now?
[21:53] <SpeedWacer> I've got a uterus I'm not using

[19:52] <Karate> butt :p
[19:52] <Majic> boob :p
[19:53] <Karate> spermhead!
[19:53] <Majic> creamhead!
[19:54] <Karate> fartface!
[19:54] <Majic> dazeface!
[19:55] <Karate> ionowhatthatisface!
[19:55] <Majic> ionoificarface!
[19:56] <Majic> :/
[19:56] <Majic> ionoificareface!
[19:58] <Karate> youareacarface!
[19:58] <Majic> youareatruckface!
[19:59] <Karate> imansuvface!
[19:59] <Majic> imabugface!
[20:00] <Karate> bugface!
[20:00] <Majic> suvface!
[20:02] <Karate> yay :D
[20:04] <Majic> :p

[16:53:12] <eggie> Brain - you got any gentoo geeks using inspircd yet ;)
[16:53:20] <Brain> yeah, me.
[16:53:20] <Sporks> yeah, brain is gonna dish out that jaffa cake
[16:53:27] <Brain> hahahahaha

<Saint_Magnum> :O
<Saint_Magnum> :O:O:O
<Saint_Magnum> OPERA!
<Saint_Magnum> STRONGHOLD!
<Saint_Magnum> GAY SEX!

* Mr_Fail
<+Mr_Fail> Sporks, Mr_Fail is fails so badly
<Sporks> Mr_Fail already was ...
<-- Dow has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<+Mr_Fail> Sporks, fails so badly is Mr_Fail
<Sporks> Your wish is my command.
<+Mr_Fail> Mr_Fail
<+Mr_Fail> Sporks, Mr_Fail?
<Sporks> Mr_Fail was , maybe?

[16:55:15] [@LaptopOmni]: Man, that was teh weirdest dream. :D
[17:02:08] [@Shadow]: What?
[17:08:17] [@LaptopOmni]: I was at a secret bio-weapons lab in Thailand... And my host/captor invited me to dinner. And if I didn't wear the right clothes, he'd kill me.
[17:08:31] [@LaptopOmni]: But the only place to get the right clothes was in the basement. Which was overrun by zombie squirrels.
[17:09:20] [@LaptopOmni]: So I grabbed a couple magic shotguns (with unlimited ammunition, like in "Army of Darkness") and a fire axe, and blasted and hacked my way through that zombie squirrel-infested basement.