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#64 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:52:23
~21:40:14~ <Black_Raven> he said i neaned to leanr math
#1102 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-03-20 23:40:12
-> UESPUser060 has joined uesp
<UESPUser060> is oblivion A GAME?
<Comrade_Magnus> HOW DO YOU PLAY>?
<UESPUser060> IS IT AN ONLINE GAME?
<Comrade_Magnus> No.
<Comrade_Magnus> You buy it, and then you either install it on your PC or your put it in your Xbox 360.
<UESPUser060> THIS CHATROOM IS OBLIVION
<Comrade_Magnus> This room is for the Elder Scrolls series.
<UESPUser060> I HAVE XBOX 360!
<UESPUser060> LOL
<UESPUser060> I DONT WANT TO BUY IT THO!
<Comrade_Magnus> You have to buy it.
<UESPUser060> IM NOT
#68 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-06-17 01:06:48
<Craig> this is like.. a 'whos penis is bigger' competition :/
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
#669 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-29 16:28:58
11:28 <%w00t> *shrug* different cock times?
#1489 (4)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-18 18:39:03
<+Kaison> She sent me a text last night saying "if you don't send this to 10 other people, a dead girl will appear by your bed 1:45 and kill you and eat you" spooked me a bit, so I went downstairs at 12:30 and got on the comp and waited 'til 3:45 AM clutching a toy sword
#499 (0)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-11 17:39:28
[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.
#19 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:41:29
[12:19] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on JavaOnTheBrain
[12:19] *** Channel mode is +mntrVC
[12:20] * Dr_Kevorkian licks the BrainJuice
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> O_O
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> hmmm
[12:20] <Dr_Kevorkian> disregard that
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> lol
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> that came out wrong
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> ack, disregard that too
[12:20] <JavaOnTheBrain> :P
#1417 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-10-31 14:59:42
[23:18:31] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-o-lanturn to Hello
[23:18:45] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-] to Hello
[23:18:52] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-ghost to Hello
[23:19:14] <Taros> I can see him trying to get on as [-_-] and getting owned by defender.

*the next day*

[09:48:54] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5565 total drones killed.
[09:48:58] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5566 total drones killed.
[09:50:25] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5567 total drones killed.
[09:50:46] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5568 total drones killed.
#916 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-25 06:58:25
<+Majic> holy shite, I just ran my maitenance scripts on my computer and it removed like 4GB of old junk files. 0.o
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)
#553 (5)
Posted by Dr_Kevorkian @ 2005-05-11 14:23:51
[23:23] <Zedd> I'm on Scan's back to finish off his bits


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