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#943 (2)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 16:50:11
<w00t> I love my mother, but not in the same way I love you, Bricker[Sleeping]

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#1197 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-08 08:23:05
[09:19] <%[THC]Master_Chief1986|SLEEP> i dont havin anything there
#384 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-01 14:54:17
(14:50:21) (Craig-Away) someone said i could get tentacle pr0n here :D
(14:50:38) (Craig-Away) i demand my tentacle pr0n! :P

...a short while later...

[14:51] <Brain> [ Now serving: Tentacle porn for Craig: triggers !tentacle ]
[14:52] <Brain> j/k
[14:52] <Brain> :p
[14:52] <zharon> -_-
[14:52] <Craig-Away> w00! :P
[14:52] <Craig-Away> @find tentacle pr0n
[14:52] --- Mode: Guest2028986236 [#anime-empire +b *!*@frostycoolslug.com]
[14:52] <-- Kick: sailormoon2099 kicked Craig-Away (@FIND Not allowed!!! Don't bother to msg me cuz I will not respond and I don't unban!!! LEARN TO CHECK THE RULES BAKA!!! IT'S A COMMON RULE!!! I REPEAT I DON'T RESPOND TO LEECHER PMS SO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!)
#1484 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-01-16 16:31:10
* ChanServ removes voice from Defender christel Xaquseg Hamzah
* ChanServ removes voice from alphagene tomaw psychon doode
* ChanServ removes voice from Sm0ke0ut Adam Dan danieldg
* ChanServ removes voice from dz KingTarquin Pred ChibiLizard|ELSEWHERE
* ChanServ removes voice from Xrm peavey Mephisteus kenny|awa
* ChanServ removes voice from Special Ryo-ohki AnMaster Stealth
* ChanServ removes voice from Brenden Nerevar|laptop demeteloaf Dustin
* ChanServ removes voice from PornStar_Princess Azumarill Balthazaar shock
* ChanServ removes voice from luigiman Samas Guest77883 Nerevar
* ChanServ removes voice from basket SpeedWacer zylche Candie
* ChanServ removes voice from Hero Yami Atry|sleep b4
* ChanServ removes voice from Kazuma Fayntic dmb Josh
* ChanServ removes voice from Meshens Magnus JMM Blu3Fr0g_
* ChanServ removes voice from Overkill Zaba phlux LV15GAMER
* ChanServ removes voice from X-Ception MikeXIII Laptop_Brain MrHat
* ChanServ removes voice from echelon_ Nazca chazz Sarikitty
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Chris
* ChanServ removes voice from Sacho Guyver2 UDP
* ChanServ removes voice from blink_ Johannes13 Cartis^ Lizzy
* ChanServ removes voice from dKingston Seaking Rane Iain
* ChanServ removes voice from Olli
<mudkip> fuuuck
<grapey> holy crap
<mudkip> mistab
<chazz> O_O
<mudkip> I hate when I do that

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Round two
#1245 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-04-03 05:57:43
<Heero|2> oi
<Heero|2> Someone remove my G:line.
<Cyber_Akuma> ...
<Cyber_Akuma> I know what that means, but it still sounds wrong
<Heero|2> At least I didn't ask you to remove my G:string
<Heero|2> although I do know a GString class
<Heero|2> hahahahahahahahaha
<Cyber_Akuma> I bet that class isn't very supportive....
<Cyber_Akuma> :P
<Heero|2> hahahaha
#1323 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2009-08-04 03:53:35
[04:45] * &Majic encyclopediadramatic's
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol
#1126 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-13 22:41:00
[14:36:25] *** CyberWar ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[14:36:25] *** ChanServ sets modes [#inspircd +v CyberWar]
[14:36:57] *** Defender ([email protected]) has joined #inspircd
[14:37:33] *** CyberWar has quit (EOF from client)
[14:38:06] <Brain> lol
[14:38:15] <Brain> no idea who that was but he obviously didnt like the look of defender
[14:38:49] <Majic> ahaha
#105 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:54
[17:23] <Alfred> hey, crypt said that the pic of meh and angelic, looks like shes sitting or PEIRCED on my doodle :/
[17:23] <Alfred> oops
[17:24] <Alfred> perched*
#999 (0)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-10-30 10:17:41
[05:00] *** w00t[sleepiewithbrik ([email protected]) joined
[05:01] *** w00t[sleepiewithbrik quit (Excess flood)
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--note: he lasted 1 second
#839 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-07-13 04:06:59
* Odin sets modes [#soapspike -o Odin]
* Odin sets modes [#soapspike +v Odin]
* Odin ([email protected]) has left #soapspike
* Odin ([email protected]) has joined #soapspike
* ChanServ sets modes [#soapspike +h Odin]
<Majic> Odin, stop playin with yourself!
* [BRC]Odin sets modes [#soapspike +o Odin]
<Majic> :D
<[BRC]Odin> I can't help it