[22:20:39] <SpeedWacer> I am really thirsty
[22:20:50] <SpeedWacer> I must be dehydrated from all the drinking I did this week

[22:54] <Loki> we should e-mail Gates and be like
[22:54] <Loki> "remember me? I arrested you for speeding in the 70's!"
[22:54] <Loki> "I use Linux! screw you!"

<Rosencrantz> I love you guys
<Rosencrantz> You're all my friends
<Rane> Feeling's not mutual Rosencrantz.

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<Riithi> was beginning to smell here

<daily> how do you no ped is wearing britney outfits? Can you see he/her?
<Karate|AFK> u scared him away garak
<peddaluxe> i dont wear them daily :P
<Garak> lol
<peddaluxe> they just said it, out of a sudden :/
<Garak> <peddaluxe> i dont wear them daily <- weekly then?
<Karate|AFK> just every other day? :p

<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere

[15:03] * Sacho|Dead ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

<Karate> t hen i came this afternoon, and it wouldnt freakin let me connect
<Karate> finally hadda turn off my firewall
<Karate> what the who! >:|
<Karate> now i missed elfy for the whole day >:|
<w00t_> \o/
<Star> It's a sign from God.
<[OPA]Garak> rofl
* [OPA]Garak slaps Star
<w00t_> karate...
<Star> You were meant for w00t :/
<w00t_> what will you do
<w00t_> when you are married
<w00t_> if he sucks in bed
<w00t_> :o
<Star> She'll disconnect.
<Karate> he wont
<Star> Yeah, just ask all the women he's slept with.
<Star> ^_^
<w00t_> haha
<w00t_> including you, star?
<Brain> all zero of them
<Star> Yep. :>
<Brain> star isnt a woman yet
<Brain> :P
<Star> ooh
<Star> That was below the belt
<Star> Like, really far

[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
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[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|

[23:31] <ComaBlack> pussy