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#1090 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-02-28 22:19:47
* [BORG]Garlic has quit IRC (Client exited)
<Riithi> was beginning to smell here
#1774 (0)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-04-19 11:32:03
<+Heufneutje> One time he just kept on talking and talking and then my pizza got cold cause he didn't give me a chance to go back to my dinner :(
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p
#1464 (2)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-25 02:53:44
[22:38] <%grapey> santa is a fake!
[22:40] <+Santa> Lies.
[22:40] <+Santa> I'm all real.
[22:41] <+hello2u> grapey: you don't sleep, he don't come
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> he comes when you sleep
[22:41] <+Santa> That's right.
[22:41] <+Santa> I come when you sleep.
[22:41] <+Santa> :)
[22:41] <+hello2u> and when you have your back turned, he GETS YA
[22:41] <+hello2u> a bicycle
[22:41] <+Santa> HO HO, OH OH
[22:41] * +ChibiLizard stuffs a cookie up Santa's nose
[22:41] <+hello2u> lol
[22:41] <+MickeyMouse> <+Santa> I come when you sleep. <- you're the reason why I lock my bedroom door at night
#270 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:48
12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/

fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p
#66 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:55:05
[07:30] <CaPt> yeah, theres a whole story behind the toni thing
[07:31] <Togy> you eat lots of frosties with tony the tiger?
[07:31] <CaPt> once in a while...hes a cool guy
#473 (6)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-03-08 15:05:39
3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.
#1512 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2010-04-27 20:05:19
<Brain> brain cooties kill boy cooties
<InnocentGirl> ;ooo
<Lizzy> lol
* Brain gives InnocentGirl brain cooties
<InnocentGirl> :D
<Brain> oh
<Brain> they kill girl cooties too
* InnocentGirl has left #chatspike ("Leaving")
<Brain> guess they worked too well
<Brain> lol
#636 (2)
Posted by TFM @ 2005-10-22 16:29:43
4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby
#1069 (0)
Posted by DarkLegacy @ 2007-01-18 00:32:26
<Magnus> Freddo!
<Magnus> Yes.
<Milanius> Freddo, after this sharade in the 'confession' thread on TESF I have to aks you...
<Milanius> ...are you a hot swedich blond female??
<Freddo> YES!
<Freddo> :D
<Milanius> O_O
<Milanius> I KNEW IT !!
<APY> :(
* Magnus gasps at Freddo's confession!
<Magnus> X|
<Milanius> :|
* Magnus puts Milanius in a sailboat.
<Milanius> :D
#869 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-08-06 14:00:50
* SirOlli feels slightly ashamed
<LaptopBrain> lol
<LaptopBrain> welcome to chatspike