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#469 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-02-21 00:39:16
<IWArapter> Darzan, I go to gay bars, most of the men there will make you see pretty colours
<wussypad-away> i like pretty men
<IWArapter> that just proves my point
<Darzan> I go to the gay clubs with IWArapter
<Darzan> ^^
<wussypad-away> ...**** me

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Stop spamming QuoteSpike. Quote edited for educational purposes.

Have a nice day.

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lmao

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ooh.. edit button..
#1114 (5)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-04-25 20:04:43
[21:03] <Stalker> No one else is stupid enough to become homo sapiens.
#475 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-09 20:46:39
20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass
#902 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-08-20 06:57:43
<+Majic> That's the same thing that happens when me sleep together.
<+Majic> It's so short...
<+Majic> 0.o
<+Majic> we*
<+Majic> I hate me now.
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<+Majic> Most of the things that come out of my mouth are unknown to me.
<%Odin> lol
<+Majic> 0.o
<+tomandy> like all the pubic hair!
<+Majic> Oh god, I've got to get out of this channel.
* +Majic has left #chatspike (*PART!*)
#136 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:50:43
[23:20] * @Craig jumps on BR and gives him a kiss too :p
[23:21] <+Gav> :O
[23:21] <+Gav> see, i can turn straight men gay with 1 kiss :p
#1657 (8)
Posted by goose @ 2011-10-12 03:51:41
* Now talking on ##windows
<goose> I just got my laptop back from HP repair, on my welcome/login screen, I now have an "Administrator" user, how can I remove it?
<SP1> why do you wanna remove the administrator
<SP1> goose?
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen
<SP1> why not just add a password to it so it cant be accessed
<goose> ...
<goose> I want to remove it from my login/welcome screen.
<goose> I do not want to put a password on it so it can't be accessed.
<goose> I don't want to see it when I turn my laptop on.
<SP1> well it might come in handy when you have to update or install some programs goose
<MaxFrames> goose: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/enable-the-hidden-administrator-account-on-windows-vista/
<MaxFrames> reverse that
<MaxFrames> they probably used the account to troubleshoot the machine
<goose> MaxFrames, thank you for an answer that doesn't make me want to punch you in the face
<goose> I appreciate it
#1227 (-4)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2008-01-30 14:04:17
[15:03] * Sacho|Dead ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#1124 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-09 20:51:36
<Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Silver> i thought it was a nick name and i kept asking him what his real name was
<Silver> he acted really really gay so i thought it was a nick
<Silver> but his real name was unique
<Excal> err
<Silver> ?
<Excal> You know you typed naked up there :P
<Silver> huh where
* Tarwen sets mode: +vvv [GSF]Conqueror Carcharoth Excal
<Excal> <Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Excal> :D
<Silver> lol
<Silver> named
<Tarwen> hahah
<Tarwen> Silver likes naked boys
<Silver> naked unique
<Silver> SHIT
<Excal> haha
#1011 (0)
Posted by blackrose @ 2006-11-07 23:59:35
Have you ever had or heard of pseudo sex?
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<Majic> God, I now know what you dream about. sudo apt-get install circle-jerk
<Majic> :p
<LaptopBrain> sudo? apt-get?
<LaptopBrain> you sick perverted bastard.
<Majic> hee hee hee
<Odin> psudeo?
<Majic> sudo apt-get remove anal-probe
<Odin> <YamiX0> everyday is gay ppls day at Disney World France
<Odin> lol
<Majic> :/
#580 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-19 02:02:36
[11:04:15] * @w00t[afkish] fucks Avengeful
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Winbot computes w00t[afkish]'s sexin' as:
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Smells like the clean room in an intel factory: 19/20
[11:04:16] <RefereeBot> Sounds like you should exercise more: 5/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Feels like Breststroke in a swimming pool: 8/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Tastes like heaven with sprinkles: 20/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Looks like pure beauty: 17/20
[11:04:17] <RefereeBot> Overall rating: 69/100
[11:04:20] <@w00t[afkish]> YAY
[11:04:22] <@w00t[afkish]> 69!!!!!!!
[11:04:24] <@Avengeful> YAY!
[11:04:25] <@Avengeful> 69~!