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#71 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:57:41
[03:13] <[Brain]> you wanna play with Craig's stick Marie???
[03:13] * Marie giggles
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <Marie> Brain, *nods* everynight :p
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <[Brain]> is it a long stick?
[03:13] * [Brain] goes to find Craig's pool cue and find out
[03:13] <Pinky> You're really interested Brain?:P
[03:13] <Marie> eh ... so-so
[03:14] <[Brain]> of course babe, how can i play pool with him if i dont know how long his stick is?
[03:14] <Marie> could be longer, I still can't do anything in the middle of the table
[03:14] <[Brain]> LMAO!
#1286 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-28 17:29:25
<goose> Majic, you can see my feelings on the iphone :) I loathe it with my existance
<Majic> heh
<Majic> I loathe it with chocolate. :D
<Majic> Every time someone says they have one, I eat a bit of chocolate. :]
<Majic> Revenge has never tasted so sweet... ;p
#138 (2)
Posted by Beer @ 2004-11-01 10:53:05
<Craig> my programming tutor told me thta i was better at the language he was teaching than he is :/
<Larkin> heh
<Larkin> why do you get a teacher then buddy?
<grapey> hehe
* Dekar sets mode: +vv Larkin sawfish_
* sawfish_ is now known as Sawfish
<kharne> Lo Dekar
<Craig> untill about a 2 weeks ago, i avoided the language
<Dekar> lo
<Craig> i kinda picked it up over night though
<Craig> :/
<kharne> lol
* TheBigS is now known as TheBigCiv
<grapey> must suck to be so smart....
* grapey rolls her eyes
<grapey> hehe
<Craig> pfft :p
<Craig> i'm not smart
<Craig> :p
<Beer> we know ;)
<Craig> just clarifying :p
#445 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-11-13 02:57:31
I should title this one "Bored Geeks on a Saturday Night"

[21:45.34] LaptopMike mmm opinions...
[21:45.35] Ty Why does it matter if it looks good with your current GUI?
[21:46.01] LaptopMike I think firefox looks better than opera which looks better than IE 6 which looks better than IE7
[21:46.16] Magnus Have you saw IE 7 LaptopMike?
[21:46.32] Magnus And Ty, because you'll be using it a lot and if its butt ugly you'll get pissed at it
[21:46.37] LaptopMike Magnus, yes, yes I have
[21:46.44] Ty I've been using Firefox fine for the past year..
[21:46.57] Ty But I don't give it a verbal blowjob every time I'm on IRC..
[21:47.11] Magnus oO
[21:47.17] Magnus That, was uncalled for.
[21:47.23] Magnus Now, Im gone.
[21:47.38] Ty Let the party commence

#1119 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2007-05-05 22:13:31
[22:11] <Brain> hmm
[22:11] <Brain> i wonder, if you search wikipedia for smegma do you get pictures
[22:11] * w00t tries
[22:11] * Brain taps fingers
[22:11] <Brain> i knew someone would
[22:11] <Brain> poor w00t
[22:11] <w00t> waaaah
[22:11] <Brain> :>
[22:11] <w00t> waaaaaaah
[22:11] <ol> wtf
[22:12] <Brain> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:12] <w00t> nooo
[22:12] <w00t> which
[22:12] <w00t> sick
[22:12] <Brain> you have no idea how loud i just laughed
[22:12] <w00t> bastard
[22:12] <w00t> photographed
[22:12] <w00t> their
[22:12] <w00t> dick
[22:12] <w00t> and
[22:12] <w00t> put
[22:12] <w00t> it
[22:12] <w00t> on
[22:12] <w00t> wikipedia!
[22:12] <Sporks> rumour has it wikipedia is cool in general. :)
[22:12] <ol> lol
[22:12] <w00t> THAT IS FUCKED UP
#775 (-1)
Posted by Karate @ 2006-05-03 04:42:45
<ed> dogs bollocks jen
<ed> mmmm that was TASTY
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#606 (-2)
Posted by Rigo @ 2005-07-15 02:18:19
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#1683 (-8)
Posted by ed @ 2012-04-01 13:16:10
<TLKiller990> pro wrestling is real
#1765 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-11-12 17:54:09
<quibbit> Doesn't creation reveal a creator?
<zamabe> yes, sure
<quibbit> Ok thanks.
<zamabe> k