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#1784 (1)
Posted by Anne-Gwenn @ 2015-09-09 15:15:52
< SaberUK> http://www.cwjobs.co.uk/JobSearch/JobDetails.aspx?JobId=63467437
< SaberUK> >Cobol
< SaberUK> >The role is on a cutting edge programme
< SaberUK> we we talking the emo type of cutting?
#195 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:43
[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best
#1538 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2010-06-28 00:26:45
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> No XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> Bad XChat!
<%Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox> I'm SnoFox, not tiny and plastic!
* Tiny_Plastic_SnoFox is now known as SnoFox
<@goose> X-Chat is ftw
<@goose> now you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> No you shuddup snofox
<%SnoFox> Imean goose
<@goose> good fail, SnoFox. good fail.
#1648 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-08-21 17:11:10
18:09:48] <%Kumi> So he was continually being smacked on this ledge because my tongue wouldn't let him rise above the ledge


... oh dear.
#942 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-10 11:07:06
<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
#1254 (4)
Posted by Andres @ 2008-04-30 16:31:07
[18:09:40] <TF|> aro, every time you make a modular tileset mesh, god resurrects a kitten that he kills due to teenaged masterbation. keep up the good work
#203 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:10
[15:29] <Togy> ;)
[15:29] <Zedster> pansy
[15:29] <Togy> slag
[15:30] <Zedster> munchkin
[15:30] <Togy> aol user
[15:30] <Zedster> omg
[15:30] * Zedster dies
#1603 (1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-06 17:20:17
<Kumi> I'd kick you for that, but it's been too long a day, Xhu
* I has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
* Xhu has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<Kumi> ...
<Kumi> or maybe I don't need to kick them, the internet does my job for me.
#1773 (0)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2015-03-12 21:04:56
While chatting about my kidney failure and being on dialysis...

[16:59:09] <SaberUK> FallingUp: you're waiting in a queue for a replacement right?
[16:59:25] <SaberUK> if there was less people in said queue then you'd probably get a replacement faster
[16:59:56] <aquanight> so you are saying FallingUp should find out who's on the queue and contract out some hits :P
[17:00:01] <SaberUK> heh
[17:00:27] <FallingUp> Clearly I must therefore go out and become a serial killer.
#357 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-12 12:27:50
<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!