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#80 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:00:53
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready
#1295 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-11-26 23:45:17
PM with Majic
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<jackmcbarn> i have a deal
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<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> wow twice in a row
<jackmcbarn> are you a bot?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> lol
<jackmcbarn> i think you are a bot
<Majic> No. :p
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<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> can you say anything but "No. :P"?
<Majic> No. :p
<jackmcbarn> youre annoying, no?
<Majic> No. :p
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Majic is a bot who can only say "No. :p"
#453 (3)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-02-13 15:54:09
<w00t> i miss out on the XXX rated #chatspike ;)
<Elf> its not xxx rated
<Elf> brain n elph aint here
#1526 (5)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:54:22
[22:06:32] <@Empireth> Mind, it was late at night, so he didn't know where he was spraying the stuff... And he was really sorry about it afterwards.
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#1762 (0)
Posted by Duck @ 2014-10-22 02:08:56
* LaptopBrain crunches Duck many times against a bloody, disgusting Atka mackerel

* LaptopBrain beautifies Duck infinitely against the outside of a Southern hake
#1110 (1)
Posted by ed @ 2007-04-23 02:11:45
[02:01:51] <Tarwen|Sleeping> And he said he wants you in his ass
[02:02:00] <ed> i did?
[02:02:00] <Riv_Griffen> erm?
[02:02:02] * Riv_Griffen does do anal
[02:02:06] <Riv_Griffen> doesnt*
[02:02:08] <Riv_Griffen> DOESNT*
[02:02:10] * Riv_Griffen runs
[02:02:16] <Tarwen|Sleeping> hahahahaha
[02:02:24] * Riv_Griffen facepalms
[02:02:28] <Riv_Griffen> worst typo ever
#737 (-1)
Posted by Herbstwind @ 2006-02-12 16:32:39
Ishamael you should see #alquidarecruitment
Satanette lol
ol thats my uncles channel :p
Ishamael Olsama ?
ol yeah
#1079 (-10)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-27 05:21:24
[21:20] <Slapstick> so 911 was a government setup you agree
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Stupidest joke ever made. Congrats. *mod this based on your thoughts about SlapStick*
#966 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-10 12:38:32
* ed np: Jimmy Eat World: Disintegration
<Hawk> havent listened to jew in ages