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#1391 (3)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-09 21:57:47
21:47:17 Higurashi sets mode [+vv dKingston Duck]
21:47:27 [%BirthdayGoose] fine, Higurashi
21:47:29 [%BirthdayGoose] beat me to the voice
21:47:32 [%BirthdayGoose] JUST FINE
21:47:35 [%Higurashi] Will do.
21:47:40 [%Higurashi] Over and over.
21:47:45 Voice [[email protected]] has joined #chatspike
21:47:52 [+Hisakata] Irony?
21:47:53 [%BirthdayGoose] D:<
21:47:56 [+Hisakata] GO GO GO
21:47:56 BirthdayGoose sets mode [+v Voice]
21:47:57 [%BirthdayGoose] HAH
21:47:58 [+Hisakata] YAY
21:47:59 [+Twilight-] HAHAHAHA
21:48:05 [+Hisakata] + 5 to Goose <3

What are the odds?!

Pretty low. But you know, gotta give 'em some.

Stop editing my quotes Higurashi. D:

Higs gets it on with goats <3 goose

They day I stop editing quotes is the day goose comes out of the closet.

Be that as it may, Higs still gets it on with goats!

Normal people call 'em goatees, and they're stuck to people. Handsome people.

No, man, goats. The animal. I was gonna do an ascii goat, but the formatting here is inadequate, so just know that the thought is there, and that higs gets it on with goats.

No, the formatting here is not inadequate, it's retarded, WHO EDITED THIS QUOTE TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE??!?

You get two guesses, and both will be wrong.

Bacon, and Frosty
#896 (1)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-16 16:14:37
<Boo> so far only woot has killed me
<Boo> that could change
<Boo> hehehe
* ed shoots Boo
<ed> pwnt
* Boo ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Ib (hey... you practically begged for it)))
<ed> \o/
#21 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:42:35
[22:49] <Guest4179> i wanna finger myself
#1203 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-22 20:06:44
[21:05] <+Pred> good
[21:05] <+Pred> im wet
#664 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-09-21 14:02:12
[14:00] <-- w00t has quit (Killed (Craig (Promote w00t!)))
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> w00t's been promoted to real life.
#1758 (3)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-08-11 07:47:23
<FallingUp> Ut-oh.
<FallingUp> 02:35am and the town siren is blaring.
<Cartis^> It's ebola outbreak!
* FallingUp shutters the windows, locks the doors, kills the lights and huddles silently in a corner
<FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR!
<FallingUp> Oh crap. That sounds like a fire truck.
<Cartis^> hahahaha
<Cartis^> <FallingUp> I AM MADAGASCAR! <-I love that reference.
<Cartis^> I was laughing at that, not the fire truck. :<
<FallingUp> Mhmm.
#948 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-14 04:52:19
[20:48] <Majic> I remember walking along the surf there at like 6 in the morning with my sister and my mum.
[20:48] <Majic> It was one of the best days of my life... I love that beach.
[20:50] <JakeD> Jesus, I wish we could do that here. At the "beaches" in Los Angeles, you just try to stay out of the water, step over all the sleeping homeless people, and try not to get a used condom stuck to your face.
#1452 (-1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-14 06:14:28
* +Stealth sticks his comma in Karina
<+Stealth> >.>
<+Karina> O_o
<+Karina> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *steps away*
#1172 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-11 12:10:31
13:04:40 * AnMaster slaps Majic|Irssi with a super-large, super-smelly, decaying digitally-enhanced reinforced IRC-grade trout
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.
#601 (0)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-07-09 03:13:18
* SirOlli returns from Italy-Away after 5 days Italy => IT'S JULY!
<SirOlli> nighty night
* Quits: SirOlli ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Know this one? Two Americans, a German and a Canadian are sitting outside of a pizzeria in Tivoli/Italy)

We missed you Olli :)