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#1393 (4)
Posted by X-Ception @ 2009-10-11 03:30:54
<Majic> holy crap
<Majic> I'm watching the lord of the rings and it's the part where the ents take over isengard
<Majic> so everything's burning and stuff and then I didn't notice someone was barbecuing outside
<Majic> was like, "Godamn this is so realistic!"
<Majic> smelled like burning wood and everything

...could only be Majic
#1750 (3)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-12-18 02:40:07
[20:10] <K> I AM THE ALMIGHTY K
[20:10] <LinDaa> ohh okay thanks f
[20:11] <K> Hey F
[20:11] <K> do U C K?
[20:11] <K> ;)
[20:11] * Doc is now known as U
[20:11] * U know mine are
[20:12] * F U
[20:12] <U> lol
#630 (2)
Posted by Patrick @ 2005-08-09 15:45:41
[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true
#143 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:00
<+`Node_Scripting> I'm designing it to do most every command on IRC without being cluttered or complicated. The code is bulky but presents a nice layout. It'll do for me :P
<+`Node_Scripting> And I've just realised I've spelt my name wrong
#273 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:21
[11:15] <Archy`> "Back in my dad..."
[11:15] <Archy`> Erm
[11:15] <Archy`> *Day
#1248 (4)
Posted by IronLegend @ 2008-04-14 23:27:46
(00:23:39) (+IronLegend) bloemkool
(00:23:44) (&peavey) blomkl
(00:23:50) (+voidzero) swedish?
(00:23:50) (%Sporks) swedish is, like, like german on laughing gas
#804 (4)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-07 18:41:59
[20:37:26] * Matty winks at Joe
[20:37:39] * Joe rubs Matty with a rainbow trout
[20:37:46] * Matty moans suggestively
[20:37:50] <Kikaimegami> don't rub against the scales
[20:37:59] <Kikaimegami> with the scales, always with the scales
[20:38:14] * Joe has a fish fetish
#162 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:32
[08:58] <xmonicSCH> yes Togy... I wanna ride you like a wild stallion, and then I will give you to my mom

O_o
#729 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-02-10 03:51:21
[14:50:28] <Blankie> The beauty of having a large mouth is amazing.
[14:50:32] <@typobox43> ...
[14:50:33] <TOH> ...
[14:50:33] <+JMM> ...
#493 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-22 19:56:19
(19:51:08) - (Togy) sets (#**** +o SirOlli)
(19:52:37) - (SirOlli) sets (#**** -o SirOlli)
(19:52:51) *SirOlli spanks Brik
(19:52:59) - (Brik) sets (#**** +o SirOlli)
(19:53:14)(@Togy) olli doesnt love me :(
(19:53:31) *Elphaba smacks limewire
(19:53:47)(@SirOlli) I love you, togy, but in a different way
(19:53:54) *Brik goes to find something to drink
(19:54:00)(@SirOlli) (that is: medium-rare)
(19:54:08)(@Brik) lol
(19:54:18)(@Om) lol
(19:55:30)(@Togy) :(
(19:57:19)(@Cory) lol