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#238 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:01
:55:20) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised array.. sounds good :D
(03:55:54) (@Archy`) That's the word I was looking for. I was thinking of quontom physical econmic array
(03:55:57) ! @Archy` slaps forehead
(03:56:21) (@Craig-Away) sarcasm doesnt really work with you m8
(03:56:32) (@Archy`) Especially when I can't spell :P
(03:57:06) (@Archy`) Hmmm
(03:57:12) (@Archy`) How about "Rounds played"
(03:57:35) (@Craig-Away) that will be calculated using rounds won :p
(03:57:39) (@Archy`) And to make it alot of work, you could include indiviual playere kills/deaths :P
(03:57:47) (@Craig-Away) thats overkill
(03:57:52) (@Craig-Away) cause someones gonna have to memorise it
(03:57:55) (@Craig-Away) and type it in :p
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) its doable thou
(03:58:06) (@Craig-Away) :D
(03:58:33) (@Craig-Away) build a serialised multi-dimentional array :p
(03:58:46) (@Archy`) I'll get right on it
(03:59:03) (@Archy`) But first, I've got to shit four-leafed clovers then milk my flying cow :P
#1194 (1)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-10-02 23:32:39
<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night
#418 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 22:08:20
in #chatspike...

* Ave|afk has quit IRC ([CS] Quit: if you are sexy and you know it lick your lips...*lick**lick*<coco>excuse ,me i am going to go*edited for research purposes*bed)
* tired|Fin|busy has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Dekar> errr...
<coco> 0:)
<coco> long story lol
<Dekar> well, ive got some minutes :P
* coco giggles
<coco> not for this chan i'm afraid ;p


following in #spankers
-stewie.chatspike.net:@#spankers- SirOlli invited Dekar into the channel.
* Dekar has joined #spankers
<Dekar> ;)
<SirOlli> so, coco... we're waiting ;)
#319 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-19 19:41:27
<Ib> hehehehe... I killed the convo.. ;D
<Brain> you didnt just kill it
<Brain> you dug up its corpse, chopped it into bits, ate them, puked them up and laughed and put it in a wheelie bin
<Ib> /kill convo DIE!!!!
<Ib> --- convo :No such nick/channel
<[OPA]Garak> and then you burped
<Ib> :/
* convo has joined #chatspike
<Brain> go on ib
<Brain> :P
<Brain> you know you want to
* Elphaba slaps convo around
* convo has quit IRC (Killed (Ib (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!)))
<Elphaba> hahah
<[OPA]Garak> :|
<SirOlli> lol
<Brain> Ib killed the convo!!! :O
<Ib> \o/
<Elphaba> at least I got to abuse it first
#1673 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2012-02-02 18:16:24
[19:12:52] <+Kumi> So you're right. Now, I'd appreciate it if you stopped highlighting me. I'd really rather not have to make it look like I'm ragequitting when I'm not, and could just do without the highlights.
[19:13:50] <%Olli> now Kumi made me want to highlight her. Soo tempting.
[19:13:58] Kumi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
[19:14:03] <%Olli> :O
[19:14:05] <%Olli> ragequit!
[19:14:10] <~FallingUp> Ha-ha
[19:14:20] FallingUp o/\o Olli
[19:14:28] Olli giggles
#60 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:51:03
[13:11] <BigD> no one talks to the Great BigD that way
[13:11] <BigD> :D
[13:11] * Rebs slaps C-R-Y-P-T around a bit with a large trout
[13:11] <Rebs> -.-
[13:11] <Jango> rofl
[13:11] <Jango> i do
[13:11] <Rebs> no1 talks to BigD at all if they can help it
[13:11] <Jango> lol
[13:11] <Togy> rofl
[13:11] <Elf> lol
[13:11] <Gardener> lol
#926 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2006-09-04 20:21:18
(@Ib) youre just trying to cover your ass, as you didnt expect me to be online
(%Elf) :o ibens here, and he's lookin for ass
(@w00tles) youre alwways online
(+Brik) lol!
(@w00tles) damn norwegians have internet jacked into your skulls ><
(+Star) haha
(+Star) you're one to talk
(@Ib) haha
(+Blue_Star) hiya Ib
(@w00tles) I can imagine our wedding getting webcast, all courtesy of Brik's builtin wireless link :/
(@Ib) \o
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) lmao
(+Star) I now pron-- damn it, ping.
(@ol) as long as its only the wedding, you'll live
(+Star) haha
(%Elf) eeeew ol
(+Star) cyber honeymoon! \o/
(@Ib) and 10 years later, her latino hot love confessions on webcast
(%Elf) weddin 4.99, wedding night (xxx) 4.99 a min
(%Om) hahahahaha
(@w00tles) Ib: die
(@Ib) hm.. wonder if we can get discount coupons
(@ol) lol
(%Elf) lol
(@ol) long term listener
(@w00tles) lol
(+Brik) Oo
(@Ib) hehe
(@w00tles) oO
#189 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:06:02
[8:48:47pm] <Xargon> lan is ignoring me
[8:48:49pm] <Xargon> :(
[8:48:57pm] <Jeetje> :'(
[8:49:06pm] <Xargon> and by ignoring me I mean busy, or gone
[8:49:10pm] <[DE]Ishamael> we're cybering .. get in line damnit
[8:49:14pm] <[DE]Ishamael> ;)
#38 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:46:22
<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword
#961 (2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-02 19:38:22
* ed shoves a penis up Elf
--- Karate gives voice to Cox