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#950 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-15 07:33:36
[23:31] <Majic> Does it turn green, yellow, or brown? :p
[23:31] <Mahadeva> it has a clear color
[23:32] <Majic> Like Elmer's Glue? 0.o
[23:32] <Mahadeva> or white
[23:32] <Majic> That would explain a lot....
[23:32] <Mahadeva> lol
[23:32] <Majic> Kids eating paste = bad
[23:32] <Mahadeva> elmers must be horse cum
#200 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:09:50
<L-a-y-Z> I really wanna win tomorrow, so I can laugh at tats ;)
<Yeti> lol
<Yeti> we havent won at old trafford against man u since 1972
<L-a-y-Z> always a time to start
<Yeti> yup
<Yeti> we keep forgetting which way to shoot :P
<L-a-y-Z> all over rebs is a good idea
<L-a-y-Z> oh you talking about football
<L-a-y-Z> sorry ;)
<Yeti> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
#68 (4)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-06-17 01:06:48
<Craig> this is like.. a 'whos penis is bigger' competition :/
* w00t laughs at Craig's small winkie
<w00t> ;o
* Avengeful takes a pic and sends it to craig
<kittie> what????????????????
<kittie> omg
<Avengeful> :O
<Avengeful> he can judge for himself i spose
<Avengeful> wut we talkin bout again? :p
<kittie> I am sooooooo keeping my mouth shut
<Avengeful> i prefer it open
<w00t> kittie: why, got a bigger one? :o!
<Avengeful> omg w00t LOL
<w00t> ;P
<w00t> jk kittie :)
<kittie> not one that doesn't strap on!
<w00t> <=:O
<w00t> omg :/
<w00t> that actually...
<w00t> <:|
<Craig> lmao
<Craig> pwned.
#1039 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-12-21 04:13:32
[20:12] * FrostyCoolSlug creates a new windows user called 'I like solitaire' so when people come on in the morning, they know where to click :D
#342 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 09:42:31
* Ib3N remembers sex games on commondore
<Beer> lol
<a|KK|y> lol
<Ib3N> I think me and my mate musta broken our joysticks about 10 times
<Ib3N> ;)


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#765 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-17 14:34:17
[14:26] <Om> np?
[14:26] <Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1; Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music
[14:27] <Om> oi
[14:27] <w00t> AQUA!?!
[14:27] <Om> :<
[14:27] <LaptopBrain> rofl
[14:27] <Om> that's not mine :P
#42 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:21
[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother
#1593 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-17 00:56:31
[18:49] <Havvy> Seems quiet in here.
[18:50] <LinDaa> hey jagbb
[18:50] <LinDaa> Havvy**
[18:50] <LinDaa> wtf is jagbb lol
[18:50] <Havvy> NFC...but hey LinDaa.
[18:50] <LinDaa> yeah my horrible typos
[18:51] <Havvy> (NFC = No fscking clue)
[18:52] <LinDaa> i know
#847 (5)
Posted by ed @ 2006-07-17 00:35:54
#soapspike

[00:31:25] <Karate> shall i continue? :p
[00:32:37] <ed> yes
[00:32:38] <ed> :D
[00:32:57] <Karate> lol too bad, i dont wanna :p
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[00:33:52] * ed inserts a coin into rateh's slot
[00:33:56] <ed> continue dammit!
[00:33:57] <ed> ;p
[00:34:00] * Karate doesnt have a slot :p
#687 (1)
Posted by ol @ 2005-10-16 22:12:22
<Archy`> Erm...No lights on my modem
<-- Archy` has quit (Connection reset by peer)