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#1100 (2)
Posted by cracklemonkey @ 2007-03-07 01:48:27
<Majic> It looks like a good phone Rateh, and I suggest you go to a T-Mobile dealer somewhere by your house and talk to a manager about the plans.
<Majic> THey don't speak english on the web... :/
<naiSt> it has such feminine design
<Majic> black?
<Majic> curvy?
<Majic> shiney?
<Majic> flippy?
<Majic> No service??!
#89 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:41
[18:23] <Togy> i've no women to molest :(
[18:23] <Phoenix> ur right
[18:23] <Phoenix> im just a lil girl
[18:23] <Phoenix> but ill let u molest me :)
[18:24] <Togy> :o
[18:24] <Togy> sometimes i think it's too easy
#349 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-06 10:20:46
[BR]mistress: omg, I forgot my tea.. I'll be right back :D
SirOlli: Desaster strikes! *gg*
[BR]mistress: return of the killer tea. vol2!
SirOlli: *dramatic music*
It's dark!
It's bitter!

The end has come.
*SILENCE*
TEA TIME! The Movie!

[BR]mistress: :D
SirOlli: Jean Claude van Damme as "The Waiter"
SirOlli: Susan Sarandon as "The biscuit lady"
[BR]mistress: *rotfl*
SirOlli: *g* I wouldn't watch that movie in a cinema, I guess
[BR]mistress: I'm sure of it :D
SirOlli: I wonder if it'd get an oscar...
SirOlli: best movie - best original script - best soundtrack - best bewerage merchandising
[BR]mistress: best starring character - Lipton Indian Spice
SirOlli: ROOOOFL
#1471 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-04 20:46:15
<Sacho> that was mean, grapey
<Sacho> look what you did :(
<%grapey> whatEVER
<hello2u> you spilled mean all over my toast :o
<%grapey> good
<hello2u> D:
<hello2u> good thing I wasn't eating the toast
* hello2u OMNOMNOM's the pancakes
<hello2u> OMNOMNOM
<%Arsenic> there are no pancakes
* hello2u gags
<hello2u> these pancakes have Arsenic in them!!!
<+Olli> better than the other way round
#1067 (1)
Posted by Magnus @ 2007-01-17 23:37:03

<Ib> I had nightmares about when the first time I heard a womans vagina rips open when giving birth
<KHASN> ooookay
<KHASN> TMI
<Brik> just in time for the fun, KHASN
<Ib> actually, my girlfriend told me, and I didnt belive her, so I called my mom to check if it was true..
<Karate> lol
<Ib> she got annoyed with me, caus I didnt already know

... #ChatSpike is full of such amazingly intellectual conversations on a range of subjects...
#251 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:00
Martel: okay, what the hell is wrong with my computer
Martel: it keeps turning itself off
Martel: or something
Larks: fan working?
Martel: actually its more like going into sleep mode while i'm in the middle of doing something except it wont wake up and it is still responsive enough to eject the cd drive
Larks: thats weird
*** Martel has signed off (Connection reset by peer)
#1584 (1)
Posted by flaxious @ 2011-03-25 01:21:22
<Noy> may i ask, do you need a cd to create an irc network?
<Kottizen> cd?
<Kottizen> like a disc?
<Noy> NOTE: Before you start:
<Noy> - You should first change dir (cd) to the location you want them to be installed i
<Noy> thats what it said
<Kottizen> lol.
#55 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:50:01
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: Dr_Kevorkian
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: yes hun
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: someone nearly rang u from my phone today
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: they wer eplaying wit my phone
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: heh
[10:27pm] Togy: you fought them to the ground before it rang?
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and i was coughing and couldnt breathe
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahaha
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and they asked if they shoudl ring doctor kev
[10:27pm] Dr_Kevorkian: lmfao
[10:27pm] Togy: LOL
[10:27pm] ol: heh
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahah
[10:27pm] HansOlo: lol
[10:27pm] DarkMaster: ahahaha
#1232 (-1)
Posted by muffinman @ 2008-02-06 01:29:10
[01:27] <&Mike> I feel like bloody germany in WW2
[01:27] <&Mike> good sols, good machines, but too many opponents
[01:28] <&Mike> :/
[01:28] <&Mike> cept we dont kill all jews
[01:28] <&Mike> ;)
#1134 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-05-27 20:00:30
[11:56:23] <LaptopBrain> i cant tolerate a keyboard set to really long repeat delay
[11:56:33] <Majic> lol
[11:56:35] <owine> oh you use ps2
[11:57:03] <Majic> Really Long Repeat Delays are like nails on a chalkboard for some...
[11:57:35] <Jason> I never let my keyboard get into key repeats most of the time anyhow, so it doesn't matter to me
[11:57:41] <Jason> And ALL HAIL SSH LAG
[11:57:44] <LaptopBrain> Jason: you know the wait between pressing a key, and holding it waiting for it to repeat like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:57:47] <Jason> Especially when IRCing in IRSSI over SSH
[11:57:50] <Jason> Yes
[11:57:51] <Jason> I know
[11:57:57] <Jason> I like mine nice and long
[11:57:57] <LaptopBrain> if thats anything more than 0.1 secs i feel like murdering small bunnies.