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#711 (1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-12-19 09:04:34
[19:00] * w00t[afk] dies
[19:01] <Dr_Kev> omg
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> I was about to say:
[19:02] * Dr_Kev undies w00t
[19:02] <Dr_Kev> then realised what it actually said heh
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> hah
[19:02] <w00t[afk]> being australian owns
#8 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:39:00
<MrBOFH> stop cybering with marie and help me :/
<Marie> hes cybering with me?
<Marie> news to me :p
<Dr_Kevorkian> <Marie> news to me :p <-- that bad huh?
#1614 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-05-31 20:38:30
<~w00t> I don't care if someone is real or a spambot, if they're being a jerk, they aren't going to stick around to annoy other people
<+Iain> but its good to talk w00t ?
<Olli> shut up, Iain
<~w00t> psychic olli speaks my mind yet again :-p
<+Iain> lol
<gallaeaho> Olli's psychic?
<~w00t> goddammitttt my sunburn hurts >:(
<gallaeaho> Olli, what'm I thinking?
<Olli> of course I am. :-)
<Olli> "they're just fooling around, Olli is not psychic. can't be. can he?"
<gallaeaho> Hmm...
<+pigeon_of_doom> Olli's German, right? Is he a psychic octopus?
<Olli> now: "oh, wait, he is. better think something clean"
<gallaeaho> Ok, now what am I listening to, Olli?
<gallaeaho> What artist?
<Olli> now: "darn it, not that, hopefully he'll not tell."
<Olli> queen?
<+Kumi> killer!
<gallaeaho> holy shit ._.
<+Iain> lol
#770 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-04-19 00:35:26
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> insane, insane in the mem-Brain :P#
[00:32] <w00t> I resemble that remark!
[00:32] * LaptopBrain sings
[00:32] <w00t> erm
[00:32] <w00t> I resent that remark!
[00:32] <LaptopBrain> yes you do
#942 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-09-10 11:07:06
<vile> Im going to smoke L&m.
<Herrick> What are l&m?
<Herrick> Ladymang?
<Herrick> Lovelymang?
<Herrick> Lightmang?
<AwgMotH> long & mushy
<Herrick> Sounds like a dump I took yesterday.
#878 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-09 20:14:16
<LaptopEd> im in a doggy position

Ed having trouble spelling "dodgy" on his laptop... yeahright!
#75 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:50
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy
#117 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:59
Dr_Kevorkian: I do party tricks
ScrollLock: cool
Dr_Kevorkian: sing songs
Dr_Kevorkian: and serve drinks
Dr_Kevorkian: all at the same time
#566 (1)
Posted by Jarred @ 2005-05-30 21:26:26
<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>
<FatChops> msg NickServ IDENTIFY <edited away>/
<FatChops> I have to change my pasword now!
#1381 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-02 18:03:46
17:53:06 Majic sets mode [+vvv cloudsta Josh Sonic]
17:53:33 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:50 [&Majic] no
17:53:55 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:58 [&Majic] no
17:54:01 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:03 [&Majic] no
17:54:04 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:05 cloudsta [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: You fail it]
17:54:13 [&Majic] I win again :D