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#42 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:21
[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother
#734 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-02-08 08:29:58
<Gussexy> i did /list >_>
<Gussexy> :D
<Gussexy> but the other times was a socket error
<xevix> gus, it's time we teach you about the birds and the bees
<xevix> you see, women have sockets...
<Gussexy> NEVAR
--- DonRasili|A is now known as DonRasili
* Gussexy readies his cable
<xevix> and those sockets, well
<xevix> we access them through ports
<xevix> so... women are like ports
<xevix> are you following?
<xevix> your cat5 is like.... a ship
<xevix> and the ship really needs to dock
<Gussexy> ...
<xevix> i'm glad we had this talk son
* Gussexy has sex with an electrical socket
<xevix> fido, down!
#62 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:51:37
<LostProphet> who wants to see a picture of me drunk?
<[BRC]treesa> hehehe
<[BRC]treesa> is it nude?
<[BRC]treesa> :)
<Gav> i'll take 2 nudes to sell on ebay
<LostProphet> lol
<LostProphet> no
<Gav> both to treesa as it seems
#1381 (4)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-02 18:03:46
17:53:06 ������� Majic sets mode [+vvv cloudsta Josh Sonic]
17:53:33 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:50 [&Majic] no
17:53:55 [+cloudsta] no
17:53:58 [&Majic] no
17:54:01 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:03 [&Majic] no
17:54:04 [+cloudsta] no
17:54:05 ������� cloudsta [[email protected]] Quit [G-Lined: You fail it]
17:54:13 [&Majic] I win again :D
#1175 (2)
Posted by Om @ 2007-08-20 22:45:37
(&Brain) remember to whip QA some to get them tested :P
(&Special) gladly
(&Special) can I borrow your pink handcuffs?
(&Brain) no theyre packed away for my trip to vegas :<
(&Special) damn.
(&Brain) you can borrow my whip and chains
(&Brain) *hands them over*
(&Special) i'd ask w00t, but his are always sticky
(&Brain) haha
#406 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-01-06 20:45:39
(20:45:29) (+Togy) omg...i'm an idiot :(
#266 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:24:55
<@typobox43> .. *hides*
* Craig-Away follows typo
[...]
<+kujoe> * Craig-Away follows typo <-- for what?
<+kujoe> :P
* peddaluxe points at typo to show everyone where hes hiding
<+Alpheous> wayhay!
<@Craig-Away> none of your buisness ;D
<@typobox43> kujoe, this is a family-friendly channel
#1424 (-5)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-11-13 02:57:35
02:44:49 ������� Heracross [[email protected]] Quit [Quit: Heracross]

Purplesurge at its best.
#269 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:38
A typical day in #opers...

* Ib3N mindabuses typo
* Jazza is confused :/
* Dr_Kev eats moths
#720 (-1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2006-01-03 18:58:22
[18:49:04] [%MacOmni] If OS X were a car, it would have some shiny, fancy, neon-lit gear sequence, like one of those coin flatteners you see at museums, to start the engine. And to shift gears, you'd need to pet the rainbow-coloured teddy bear five times, in the right place.