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#1752 (0)
Posted by Heufneutje @ 2014-02-06 15:12:41
15:09 * Arsenic writes a note, seals it in a bottle and tosses it in the river "Stuck in hospital. Send beer."
15:10 * Beer sends Arsenic a keg
15:10 <Arsenic> \o/
#541 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-01 18:17:37
[18:15] <Avengeful> was like, um honey? ya...she freaked, bc it was squirting :p
#1173 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-16 01:28:19
<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0
#672 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-10-06 08:39:56
(@Om) Magnus is what people who use Opera turn into ;<
(@Om) Eventually
(@Om) If you have a strong will, you can resist. For a while.
(+Pragmatic) Who is this Magnus fellow?
(@w00t) Om: OMG OPERA PWNS!
(@w00t) SO DOES STRONGHOLD 2!
- (w00t) is now known as (Magnum).
(@Magnum) >:p
(@Om) You forgot the :O
(@Om) On every other line
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) you're right!
(@Magnum) :O
(@Om) And randomly greeting everyone you don't know
(@Magnum) Hi randomPerson
(@Magnum) :O
(@Magnum) (convincing yet? :P)
(@Om) And generally talking like a pompous twat
(@Om) Perfect likeness ;)
(@Magnum) In my opinion, Windows is highly overrated. We should all go and use Linux 0.0.1.
(@Om) ^^
#647 (-1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-09-09 10:11:46
[19:10] * w00teh is stupid..
[19:10] <Brick> yeah
[19:10] <Craig> [10:10] * w00teh is stupid.. <-- QFT
[19:10] <Brick> brik is on the laptop
[19:10] <w00teh> QFT?
[19:11] <w00teh> Brick: ya, figured :)
[19:11] <Brick> quote fucking this?
[19:11] <Craig> indeed :p
#1159 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-07-24 00:25:33
<Efreak> your feces are your children DONT KILL THEM!!!!!
<Efreak> speaking of feces...bbl
#634 (0)
Posted by Tatsyrup @ 2005-08-17 10:05:36
[10:04] * nooks is blonde now!!!!
[10:04] * nooks introduces herself to nicki, i'm nooks :D
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> really?
[10:04] <[BRC]Ingus> oh you got it done then
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> You never seemed the dumb blonde type
[10:05] <nooks> i'm not the dumb blonde type i'm just blonde without the dumb!
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#1073 (3)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-01-23 23:56:08
[14:51] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (..AND THE MIGHTY COCK SLAMMED DOWN AND SMITH'EN YOU ON THE FOREHEAD! GODLY COCKSLAP FATALITY!!12)))
[14:51] <Majic> WTF?!
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[14:52] * Ib has quit (Killed (w00t (COCKSLAP REBOUND FROM THE COCK ON MY HEAD!11 HOT THROBBING COCKJUICES! (;p))))
[14:53] * Ib ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[14:53] <Beer> can't you two get a room?
[14:53] * w00t has quit (Killed (Ib (gross!)))
[14:53] <Dune> thats the problem Beer. every channel seems to be their room
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[14:53] <w00t> you know you love my manjuice Ib.
[14:53] <Majic> ahaha
[14:53] <Ib> hahaha
[14:54] <w00t> GIVE ME YOUR MANGINA.
[14:54] <Majic> *hits head on desk*
[14:54] <Ib> Beer, dude.. you took a dump on me in #opers...
[14:54] <w00t> lmao
[14:54] <Majic> lol
[14:54] <Beer> you peed on me first :p
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#1245 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-04-03 05:57:43
<Heero|2> oi
<Heero|2> Someone remove my G:line.
<Cyber_Akuma> ...
<Cyber_Akuma> I know what that means, but it still sounds wrong
<Heero|2> At least I didn't ask you to remove my G:string
<Heero|2> although I do know a GString class
<Heero|2> hahahahahahahahaha
<Cyber_Akuma> I bet that class isn't very supportive....
<Cyber_Akuma> :P
<Heero|2> hahahaha