[23:40] <Nottheking> Speaking of which, it's been what, almost an hour and you've not DC'd? Must be anew record. :P
[23:40] ->> Connection closed from dexter.chatspike.net

If there was a second metre, it'd be like 23:40:010 to 23:40:012. Damn he jinxed me.

-Global- From Craig: We are sorry to announce, that according to UK NHS Records, Craig died on April the 14th. He will be missed.. (Seriously, according to records.. i'm dead.. I think that makes me immortal :/)

<Craig> i found out earlier today
<Raptor> can i have your network? O:)
<Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D
* Hen chuckles
<Azumarill> rofl Craig
<Phase> nice craig
* Hen has left #chatspike
<SirOlli> <Craig> i've been dead for over a month :D <- that's where the smell's coming from...

<Arsenic> and i tend to abuse him with my Linux Administrator's Manual as a reminder. Right goose???
* goose cringes in memory
<Arsenic> ... or the occasional reminder of WHO fixed his linux driver installer.
* goose praises praise to the almight nix admin, Arsenic
* goose sacrifices Majic in Arsenic's honour
<goose> oh almighty Unix Admin
<Arsenic> (:
<Majic> :O
* Arsenic is pleased with the bloodletting
<goose> please take this sacrifice as a sign of good faith and honour to your almighty unix admin-ing powers
<goose> for it is in your name that this blood be spilt, for with your divine grace, you hath SSH'd into my system, and fixed my faulty drivers
<goose> and without your kind graces, I would still be screaming at my laptop, trying to fix the problem by typing aggressively with my forehead
<Arsenic> indeed.
<goose> praise be to FallingUp
* goose stabs Majic repeatedly
<Arsenic> his brains would be quite mushy by now, for sure.
<Majic> :O
<Arsenic> goose, Evisceration works nicely.
<goose> lol
<Arsenic> kinda the way Raptors used to do it.. so that the victim is still alive as the innards are removed.
<Hisakata> You need some sharp claws for that.
<Arsenic> don't worry yourself about that. I'm sure the goose can be quite inventive.
* goose gets the sporks
<Arsenic> a good choice, indeed.

* [OPA]Jazzrak skullfucks Brain
<[OPA]Jazzrak> :)
<[OPA]Jazzrak> nothing like a good skullfuck in the evening

21/08-10:15:45 <+shauzy> so whats your dsl?
21/08-10:15:56 <%Karate> iono
21/08-10:16:00 <+shauzy> asl*
21/08-10:16:19 <%Karate> 8/m/antartica
21/08-10:16:35 <+shauzy> your 8 years old?!
21/08-10:16:39 <%Karate> yup
21/08-10:16:41 <+SHK> 42/m/CIA Sting Operation
21/08-10:16:46 <+shauzy> holy shit
21/08-10:17:00 <+shauzy> 42????!!!!!!
21/08-10:17:12 <+SHK> The Meaning of life
21/08-10:17:13 <%Karate> your more surprised about hte ages than the locations? :/

[13:17:17] <Ib3N> Archy`: I'd do ya, but Im at work
[13:17:19] <Ib3N> ;)

* Hart smacks xevix
<xevix> OW!
<xevix> wow, you're hartless....

<+Katze> Voting is happening today?
[21:33:35] <%Kestrel> in the States
[21:33:37] <%Kestrel> We're safe.
[21:34:15] <~FallingUp> The so-called "Mid-term elections".
[21:35:46] <+Cartis^> I'd vote for Colbert.
[21:38:07] <~FallingUp> Colbert/Stewart.
[21:38:19] <+Katze> I vote we go get pizza
[21:39:55] <%Kestrel> I vote for a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and bbq sauce.
[21:41:18] <~FallingUp> Hold the bbq sauce.
[21:41:32] <+Katze> Kestrel has the right idea :3
[21:41:35] <~FallingUp> That just... no. Does not belong on Pizza.
[21:42:28] <%Kestrel> Heathen.
[21:42:32] <+Elfangor> Sauce on pizza?
[21:42:36] <+Elfangor> Thou heathen!
[21:42:43] <%Kestrel> ...pizza without sauce?
[21:42:50] <%Kestrel> the fuck kind of pizza are you eating?
[21:43:18] <+Elfangor> Why would you mask the many aromas/flavours of pizza by dousing it with sauce?
[21:43:20] <~FallingUp> Pizza with good tomate sauce!
[21:43:25] <+Elfangor> ewww
[21:43:46] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:43:51] <%Kestrel> Pizza is:
[21:43:56] <%Kestrel> bread then sauce then cheese then toppings.
[21:44:00] <~FallingUp> Because that's what is supposed to be there. Otherwise it's just a wad of dough with stuff on it.
[21:44:01] <+Katze> Garlic Bread Pizza :3
[21:44:14] <%Kestrel> YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE, ELFANGOR.
[21:45:00] <+Elfangor> Well, just the tomato-onion paste thing between the crust and toppings.
[21:45:06] <+Elfangor> And no, no sauce.
[21:45:10] <%Kestrel> ...
[21:45:17] <%Kestrel> Heathen.

Seriously, pizza without sauce. Wtf, man.

[00:19:12] <Lowlife> morning, treesa
[00:19:25] <Damien> morn
[00:19:29] <[BRC]treesa> morning Lowlife :)
[00:19:55] * Ishamael bites trees
[00:20:05] <[BRC]treesa> ack
[00:20:09] <[BRC]treesa> nice one Ish :P
[00:20:16] <Damien> careful for wood chips ish
[00:20:33] <Iain> their bark is worse than their bite though

<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!