<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P

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<Bricker> lol
<Bricker> wtf kind of quit msg is that?
<w00t> uhm, that was me pressing ctrl+c in the wrong console
<Bricker> HAHA
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w00t testing new atheme services ftw ^^

<Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Silver> i thought it was a nick name and i kept asking him what his real name was
<Silver> he acted really really gay so i thought it was a nick
<Silver> but his real name was unique
<Excal> err
<Silver> ?
<Excal> You know you typed naked up there :P
<Silver> huh where
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<Excal> <Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Excal> :D
<Silver> lol
<Silver> named
<Tarwen> hahah
<Tarwen> Silver likes naked boys
<Silver> naked unique
<Silver> SHIT
<Excal> haha

07:49:29 SirPR > Aristeo, can you ask an admin to make it so we can be polygamists with Loveserv? :D

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<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame

<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery

-LoveServ- Sending a hug to w00t...

<+Andy> heh w00t did u get it ;)
<%w00t> hah, ta :p
-LoveServ- w00t has sent you a big crunchy red... RADISH ;)
*** Elmo changed nick to Star
<+Andy> aww
<+Andy> u sweet little baby come here u
-LoveServ- Sending a kiss to w00t...
<+Andy> oh now he isn't talking.....poor thing

[23:06] <Duck> my cat is going crazy
[23:06] <Duck> halp
[23:06] <Curly> crazy?
[23:06] <Duck> she's inside of the box and the box is MOVING at substantial speeds
[23:07] * Notling is now known as Notling|
[23:07] <Duck> it just jumped from one side of the room to the other
[23:07] <Curly> lol
[23:07] <Duck> like, the entire box left the ground
[23:07] <Duck> and uh
[23:07] <Duck> she just got fixed on monday last week
[23:07] <Duck> lol
[23:07] <taza> Your cat is working as intended. Closing bug report.

12:38:17am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> alright, which one of u was it
12:38:24am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> craig? az?
12:38:35am:Tue,15 * Ish|aweh beds Craig
12:38:35am:Tue,15 <Azhrarn> ?
12:38:36am:Tue,15 <Ish|aweh> or Archies bird !
12:41:29am:Tue,15 <Karate|Sleepy> whats this bout u bedding craig, ishy? :p
12:42:23am:Tue,15 <Craig> Ish|aweh: you stay the fuck away from me :/

fyi, ishy thought it was spelt bet, being dutch :p