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#508 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-04-02 22:43:43
[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS
#194 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:28
[22:15] * Guest1096787127 is listening to 651 10:51 44 458 babe (krystal steal) fucked huge cum

looks like some people dont know when its a good idea to turn off their winamp announce script huh ;)
#984 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-10-23 01:25:27
* champ111 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<champ111> hi everyone
* Odin gives voice to champ111 deog
* Odin gives voice to Hy|afk laptop_jake Peng shaq
<Odin> \o champ
<deog> hello champ111
<champ111> i have a problem.
* shaq has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<champ111> my dick won't get up to women.
#131 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:49:35
[04:37] -Global- From Craig: Guess whos back..
[04:37] -Global- From Craig: aah crap, forgot globals put names on messages :/
#1574 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-02-24 11:31:38
<Dustin> kumi can you kick where
* where has quit (Quit: )
#873 (4)
Posted by Ib @ 2006-08-07 22:52:55
<Om> Ib!
<Om> It's your fault :(
<Om> Now I have to try and explain what a cockslap is to a relatively innocent 15 yearold girl :(
<Om> Well, not hard to explain..relatively crudely.
#311 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-16 21:32:30
<Elphaba> I haven't cybered with a single op
<Togy> that was a classic pic ;)
<Togy> what about a network admin elpha?
<Elphaba> nope
<Ib> Elphaba, not even brain?
#881 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2006-08-11 15:51:51
<AngryMutantPenguin> dumbass...
<Muse_Rock> yes?
#1101 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-03-15 23:39:47
[15:53:02] <Majic> Hmm...
[15:53:05] <Majic> that's not linked. :p
[15:53:42] * ed links
[15:59:56] <Majic> ahaha
[16:00:07] <Majic> I call xevix|fornicating!
[16:00:14] -NickServ- Nickname xevix|fornicating has been linked to your nickname.
[16:28:43] <xevix> bullshit
[16:29:04] <xevix> fake my name again and you might not like the results
[16:32:02] <xevix> it wasn't fornicating, it was playing btw
[16:32:10] <xevix> not with my cock, but a game
[16:34:58] * Lowlife is now known as Naplife
[16:37:32] <Majic> aahahahaha
#1706 (4)
Posted by Doc @ 2012-08-25 22:12:45
[14:10:32] <Lowlife> btw
[14:10:33] <Lowlife> doc
[14:10:40] <Lowlife> next time you see me
[14:10:43] <Lowlife> you better say hi
[14:10:45] <Lowlife> >.<
[14:10:59] <Doc> given that I'm blind and will never see you, I can agree to do that :-)
[14:11:03] <Rane> Hah
[14:11:07] <Lowlife> ffs
[14:11:12] <Doc> *cough* checkmate *cough*