(@w00t) i like goats
(@w00t) very much
(@w00t) i'm not afraid to admit my goatality
(@w00t) are you?

<w00t> I just got some random phonecall from someone with an accent i couldn't undersstand
<w00t> O.O
<w00t> oh, Brik, that was you?
<w00t> rofl..

:'(

While chatting about my kidney failure and being on dialysis...

[16:59:09] <SaberUK> FallingUp: you're waiting in a queue for a replacement right?
[16:59:25] <SaberUK> if there was less people in said queue then you'd probably get a replacement faster
[16:59:56] <aquanight> so you are saying FallingUp should find out who's on the queue and contract out some hits :P
[17:00:01] <SaberUK> heh
[17:00:27] <FallingUp> Clearly I must therefore go out and become a serial killer.

[13:30] <Dr_Kevorkian> being gang banged by two %'s tends to make people think irrationally

<Ib> I can now deal out cockslaps without beeing assraped by the rest of the staff

<Proweler> what are those bits of string called people from the sixties tried around their forhead?
<Magnus> Bandanas?
<Proweler> no those are whole pieces of cloths
<Proweler> just the bit of string
<Magnus> Not a clue.
<Mephisteus> ...
<Mephisteus> noose?
<Mephisteus> no... wait...
<Mephisteus> never mind
<Magnus> lol
<Menelaus> haha

2:16:06 PM <~Craig|Work> i just got my first /. "first comment" :D
2:16:49 PM <~Craig|Work> gaah
2:16:53 PM <~Craig|Work> maybe not
2:25:07 PM <@Dune> if Craig != sense then download wtf.exe

<tomandandy> i dont leak any anymore
<tomandandy> since i take these pills
<Karate> uve lowered ur sperm count
<Karate> sometimes medicine does that
<tomandandy> poo
<Karate> either that, or uve got testicular cancer
<tomandandy> bother!!!
<tomandandy> zoloft ftw o/
<Karate> also, u can probably safely have sex without anyone getting pregnant, since u arent fully male anymroe cuz u dont produce much sperm
<tomandandy> i'll be forced to adopt
<tomandandy> lmao
<Karate> though u should porbably use a lot of lube, cuz girls aint goina get turned on by a half male v well...
<tomandandy> so only the loads producing sperm testicles
<tomandandy> i wont mention that...
* tomandandy wonders how the bother you know soo much about girls
<Karate> oh girls can figure it out real quick, u dont need to tell em for em to know u cant produce enough sperm
<Karate> besides, it probably makes u smell bad too
<tomandandy> oh noes

--> cybermanpat ([email protected]) has joined #chat
<cybermanpat> FUCK
<cybermanpat> HELP
<cybermanpat> I need help
<cybermanpat> shit..
<cybermanpat> my mum bought this new digital camera
<cybermanpat> and they're asleep
<cybermanpat> so I took a picture of my dick and i cant figure out houw to delete it >8|

.:Elfangor:. si ereht efil ereh?
.:&Empireth:. what
.:&Empireth:. If you want to type backwards, type backwards. Don't make me read backwards words in the forwards direction.
.:Elfangor:. uoy t'nac daer sdrawkcab?
.:&Empireth:. Seriously, it's like Okazaki Fragment reading. It's completely inefficient.
.:Elfangor:. I epyt hcae drow sa I kniht fo ti. :)
.:&Empireth:. ...I just make a comparison between reading and DNA replication. Wow.