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#301 (-1)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2004-11-14 01:33:55
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: so in that time
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: i took a shit
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: and made a cup of coffee
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: thats a bloody long intro
[01:28] FrostyCoolSlug: lol
[01:29] Brain: back
[01:30] Brain: lol
[01:30] Brain: dont get the two muddled up
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: lmao
[01:30] Brain: or youll take a shit in your coffee
[01:30] Brain: :/
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: another 'Yummy' moment, curtosy of Craig Edwards
[01:30] FrostyCoolSlug: :P
[01:30] * Brain bets youre going 'ewww' now and not feeling thirsty
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug looks at his coffee..
[01:31] * FrostyCoolSlug throws it out :p
[01:31] Brain: LOL
#1565 (6)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-01-08 19:17:27
<Eithne> Someone confirm to me that my eyes aren't deceiving me and I've been here for 25 minutes.
<ol> I've only been here 10, so I don't know
<Eithne> So you have.
<ol> looks like you popped in and out twice at about 20 to 6
<Eithne> Yeah.
<Eithne> I've done some tweaking since then.
<Eithne> From like, Wednesday
<Eithne> Every day between half 4pm and 9am, I've pinged out quite often.
<Eithne> BUT NOT NOW.
* Eithne has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
#1499 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-02-09 00:03:47
* +goose stabs hello2u in the eye
<+goose> poked you back
* +hello2u pokes goose with his dead eyeball
<+hello2u> .P
<+Doc> I will not sit still for such blatant eyeball abuse!
* +Doc stands up
#1364 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-13 01:09:28
00:35:18 [+NightHawk] :/
00:35:37 [+grapey] :\
00:39:45 +Aristeo turns those frowns upside down
00:41:30 [+grapey] \: ?
00:41:34 [+NightHawk] lol
#844 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-14 20:19:45
[18:54] <ed> i thought programmers were robots :p[
[18:54] <LaptopMike> programmers are people... PEEEOOOPLLEEEE
[18:54] <satmd> really?
[18:54] <Sporks> yep!
[18:54] <LaptopMike> soylent brrain
[18:55] <webs> but...
#241 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:19:42
Was minding my own biz, then this pm popped up...

<taizon> xdcc list
<Ib3N> IRCop serving you today: Akill, Gline, kill, shun and alot more..
<Ib3N> type /msg Ib3N killme to recive a free kill without having to upload anything
<Ib3N> have a nice day!

I wonder why he never replied...
#858 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-20 00:29:50
[00:28] <Brain> wtf is !up
[00:28] <puppy> i r gay and i suck
[00:28] <Excal> puppy
[00:28] <Excal> stfu :P
#1602 (-1)
Posted by Tony @ 2011-05-04 00:26:32
<I> I love it when people try banning me on channels like this.

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(Roughly 8 minutes later, when Kumi finally wakes up)

* I grin.
* Minion steals Xhu's ring, and runs off!
* Kumi has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Kumi has kicked I from #derpfish (Kumi)
* Xhu ([email protected]) has joined #derpfish
* ChanServ sets ban on *!*@ChatSpike-b12c0fe2.cable.virginmedia.com
* ChanServ has kicked Xhu from #derpfish (User is banned from this channel)
* Kumi grins

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Channel flags. This is why Kumi should never be allowed access to them. Even in her own channel >.>
#1080 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-02-10 13:30:35
<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p

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yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p