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<Greenkirby21> help me
<Greenkirby21> i locked myself
<Greenkirby21> i cant get in!
<Greenkirby21> i use _i
<Greenkirby21> d
<Greenkirby21> +i
<Om> Is it regged?
<Greenkirby21> yes
<Om> if so, /cs invite #channel nickname
<Om> or if it's you, I think jts /cs invite #channel works
<SirOlli> LOL
<Brain> /cs unban #channel
<Pitfan> He's not banned
<Pitfan> He set invite only..
<Pitfan> and left
<Brain> lol
<Brain> /cs clear #channel modes
<SirOlli> that's even better than the part-thingy

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Rejected ;)

* ed np: Jimmy Eat World: Disintegration
<Hawk> havent listened to jew in ages

<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep

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<ed> then i can use my favourite hitup line
<ed> 'ey up split-arse
<ed> :D
<ed> and on that note
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<ed> i'm off for a cig

[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Hoshikuzu, may I see you in my private office, please?
[08:42] * Hoshikuzu Opens door
[08:47] * ninjacloud noticed a shout in the company ! --- like ---> NNNNOOOOOOOOooooooo ... dead !

[23:25] <[Brain]> M$ offered to buy out google a bit back
[23:25] <[Brain]> they shoved the deal up M$'s ass
[23:26] <[Brain]> can you imagine, they'd have made it look like MSN homepage
[23:26] <[Brain]> or even worse look and work like hotmail :(
[23:26] <[Brain]> "welcome to microsoft google. the almighty MS GOOGLE has already decided where you want to go today and has selected search results for you! Buy viagra online! Clear your mortage now!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> or...
[23:27] <[Brain]> "the ALMIGHTY MS GOOGLE has determined your likely search criteria based on the contents of your hotmail inbox and has provided the following search results..."
[23:27] <[Brain]> "date now online"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "download virus creation kits"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "porn!"
[23:27] <[Brain]> "more porn!"
[23:27] <Mike468> welcome to spam.com!
[23:28] <Mike468> lmao

07:32:45 <Special> everyone has a gay spot inside for orlando bloom
07:32:51 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
07:32:56 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted.

<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword