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#1578 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-02-27 11:06:09
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.


<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
#1722 (3)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-11-21 15:41:58
<Lowlife> <Doc> yes, I want you to lip lock with others. especially ed and titsos :-) << what if I prefer to lock lips with another person?
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> this is my fantasy, man :p
<Lowlife> oh great
<Lowlife> the first person to ever phantasize about me is a blind man
<Lowlife> >.<
<Lowlife> how flattering
<Lowlife> :p
<Doc> lmao
<Lowlife> I should quote that
#1400 (0)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:33:32
[01:37:00] <NewC|Work> Why not grab it with your right hand either?
[01:37:16] <ThePoodonkis> Right hands are for squares.
[01:37:27] <NewC|Work> And dexterious people.
[01:37:28] <Lord_Ascendant> and stuff need to do it 72 more times
[01:37:32] <Lord_Ascendant> yeah im inflexible
#521 (1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-04-17 01:07:22
<01.07.13> [+mmind] [The 16th of April, 2005][19 hours, 59 minutes, and 14 seconds] <+mmind> my timestamps blow
#1676 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2012-02-21 17:46:09
12:45:21 -!- SnoFox [[email protected]] has joined #inspircd
12:45:24 -!- mode/#inspIRCd [+o SnoFox] by ChanServ
12:45:28 <@SnoFox> I heard there was a troll necessary.
#1284 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-03 06:01:37
<Mage> there's nothing the Internet cannot solve!
<goose> cancer
<goose> aids
<goose> the united states
<goose> my girl problems
#1627 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-07-07 00:33:38
Jul 01 18:32:57 * Blackvenom ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:38 * Amikron ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
Jul 01 18:35:40 <Blackvenom> Welcome Amikron! Type: !Register (only if you havent before). Want me in your channel? Type !join <channel>. Forgot the commands? Type !get commands.
Jul 01 18:35:42 <Blackvenom> Amikron please give your age this is an 16+ room to store your age for future use type !age agehere ex !age 18
Jul 01 18:35:55 <Amikron> creepy asl check from Blackvenom
Jul 01 18:39:19 <danieldg> Blackvenom: asking people for their age like that is almost completely useless if you're trying to restrict something
Jul 01 18:39:33 <Blackvenom> Lol..
Jul 01 18:39:36 <danieldg> Blackvenom: it's also very annoying to notice people for no reason
Jul 01 18:39:37 <Duck> This channel isn't 16+ nor does it permit bots
Jul 01 18:39:43 <Blackvenom> Im not restrickting anyone.
Jul 01 18:39:48 <danieldg> you're being annoying
Jul 01 18:40:05 <Blackvenom> And i accidently sighned into my bots irc.
Jul 01 18:40:21 <Blackvenom> So yeah.
Jul 01 18:40:27 <Blackvenom> Lose Lose Situation.
Jul 01 18:40:29 <Amikron> it doesn't bug me, but its sort of.. i don't know.. AOL-esque
Jul 01 18:40:45 <danieldg> just disable it, and try not to enable it accidentally again
Jul 01 18:40:46 <Amikron> asl bro
Jul 01 18:41:04 <Blackvenom> Nah
Jul 01 18:41:10 <Duck> Also, in case anyone wants to know my age: 66/A toaster/Nashville, TN
Jul 01 18:41:19 <Blackvenom> I rather leave this site, i feel very welcomed here .:)
Jul 01 18:41:45 <danieldg> that works too, although you certainly don't have to go
Jul 01 18:42:00 <Blackvenom> I rather leave.
Jul 01 18:42:30 * Blackvenom has quit (Quit: )
Jul 01 18:42:58 <Duck> danieldg, I don't believe that that user "accidentally" signed into his/her bot's irc
Jul 01 18:43:08 <Duck> why? his ident
Jul 01 18:43:09 <Duck> --> Joins: [Blackvenom ([email protected]) to #chatspike]
Jul 01 18:43:31 <Amikron> lol, "i rather leave this site"
Jul 01 18:43:40 <danieldg> Duck: what about it?
Jul 01 18:43:43 <Amikron> quack
Jul 01 18:44:01 <Duck> Is there such thing as a python IRC _client_ ?
Jul 01 18:44:12 <danieldg> there may well be
Jul 01 18:44:34 <danieldg> also that's not a field for the IRC client name
Jul 01 18:44:40 <danieldg> it's a custom string
Jul 01 18:44:45 <Amikron> i know of scripts for clients
Jul 01 18:44:51 <Amikron> but not sure about clients
Jul 01 18:44:57 <Amikron> either way
Jul 01 18:45:02 <Amikron> guy was sort of creepy
#1691 (6)
Posted by Tony @ 2012-05-28 20:56:13
* ChanServ sets mode +q #derpfish Kumi
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kumi
<pigeon_of_doom> None of you are worth sleeping with? Cos Olli ain't here ;)
<lynch^ed> YES
<Kumi> You have terrible timing, Pigeon.
<Andres> Kumi, come play with us on the #wolf :o
<Kumi> Because that;s the first thing I saw.
<lynch^ed> hey harlot_of_doom, come play some wolf
<pigeon_of_doom> You saw it!?
<elFangor> lol
<Kumi> I saw it.
<pigeon_of_doom> ...
<Kumi> you are in so much trouble.
#633 (1)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-08-15 12:45:24
* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though
#417 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-10 21:19:16
<Crystal> are you shy ollie?
<ol> if he is, the rest of us are fucked


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