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#470 (1)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-02-28 20:20:19
[15:12.56] <@Brain> join the team damnyouweebull and play trivia on #cerealkiller and get a free oper cookie.
[15:20.09] <DarkLiege> what is an oper cookie brain?
[15:20.24] <%typobox43> it makes you very sick. don't listen to him. ;D
[15:20.41] <DarkLiege> last i heard, only coco made good cookies ;P
[15:20.50] <@Brain> oper cookies are stolen from coco and oper-ified
[15:21.06] <%typobox43> haha
#298 (0)
Posted by typobox43 @ 2004-11-10 20:26:37
<Ib> kujoe!
<Ib> hows the h0t gaypron working for you?
<kujoe> LOL
<kujoe> haven't installed it yet
<kujoe> still trying to figure out why this damn thing wont beep
#233 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:17:53
<+Herbstwind> "hello, my name is maria, im 13 and from belgium. i have a problem, i'm still a virign, now i wanted to ask, do you think my dad is gay?"
#1749 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-12-05 16:17:27
[17:13:45] <sky14kemea> RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY RUBEY
[17:13:49] <FrostyCoolSlug> THIS MEANS DO NOTHING FROM HOME :D
[17:13:51] <sky14kemea> AAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
[17:13:52] <Danni> AHHHHHHH
[17:14:01] <Olli> goood byyyyye ruuuubey tuesday
[17:14:08] * Danni is now known as Aeryn
[17:14:11] <Aeryn> oh god
[17:14:12] <Aeryn> stomach
[17:14:13] <Aeryn> exploding
[17:14:24] <Matthias> *BOOOOOM*
[17:14:31] <pigeon_of_doom> Olli... how do you know about ruby tuesday?
[17:14:45] <Olli> how shouldn't I?
[17:14:48] <sky14kemea> shit that song is stuck in my head
[17:15:00] <pigeon_of_doom> Oh hang on it's an American company?
[17:15:08] <Olli> what is?
[17:15:14] <pigeon_of_doom> Loads of indian takeouts do deals on tuesday and call it ruby tuesday
[17:15:16] <sky14kemea> RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
[17:15:21] <pigeon_of_doom> WOAH IT'S A ROLLING STONES SONG?
[17:15:22] <Olli> I only know the song
[17:15:37] <Olli> pigeon_of_fail
[17:15:47] <pigeon_of_doom> Different cultural exposure ok
[17:15:55] <Olli> who's the brit here?
#1761 (5)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-10-21 19:29:23
[14:25:36] <FallingUp> PSA: My new tattoo has finally calmed down and the skin is no longer rough to the touch.
[14:25:44] <Duck> is it dickbutt
[14:25:51] <FallingUp> It is not.
[14:27:21] <Elfangor> Duck, would you get a dickbutt tattoo?
[14:27:27] <Duck> probably
#589 (1)
Posted by Azhrarn @ 2005-06-28 21:42:19
[16:37] Teleios_: well I did have a penis last ngiht.
#1457 (4)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-22 22:28:36
[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;
#1031 (2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-11-30 14:23:23
<cracklemonkey> bet I can spell a hell of a lot better than you
<cracklemonkey> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPELLING CONTETS
#1450 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-19 22:51:38
* %goose hugs grapey
* %grapey ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<+Doc> hugged her too hard, goose
#874 (7)
Posted by ed @ 2006-08-08 07:53:45
#soapspike

[07:43:58] <Majic> WOOOOOOOO!!!! HELL YEAH!
[07:44:08] <Majic> Guess what I just put in my mouth. :D