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#659 (-4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 12:58:25
* w00t farts on Hmzaniac
<+Jiminy> keep it G'
<+Jiminy> i can handle 'fuck and shit' but farting is too much
#812 (4)
Posted by Loki @ 2006-06-23 03:37:02
<Stormscape> ok time for a knock knock joke
<Stormscape> Knock Knock
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#488 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-20 21:38:55
* Now talking in #lamer
* Topic is 'The official channel for lamers. If someone is being lame, invite them here :D I guess this means we're all lamers :D <Peng|Gone> No Ordie, we're here to make fun of any lamers that are sent here | #scifi'
* Set by mmind on Sun Mar 20 18:47:29
* mmind salutes sharply.
* Olli waves an aol-flag
* mmind gasps in horror
* Peng|Gone burns it
* Peng|Gone sets mode: +o Olli
#459 (0)
Posted by Cung_le @ 2005-02-15 19:26:28
#brc

08:26:36 @Dauthi coughmark=gaylordcough
08:26:44 @[BRC]Mark420 lol
08:26:45 @Dauthi coughmeistheonlyonestraightcough
08:26:55 * @[BRC]Mark420 had more women tht u have had hot dinners
#527 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-20 22:42:13
<ol> is everyone else dead?
<ol> apart form olli, that is
<ol> theres someone requiring a tactical nuclear strike if ever I saw one ;)
<SirOlli> I take that as a compliment.
#1763 (1)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2014-10-28 16:10:46
<+Dustin> omg
<+Dustin> day 2
<+Dustin> ;P
<+Tommy> daeeehhh toooo in teh big bruvva heeouse
<Linda> day 2?
<+zamabe> Dustin's exciting journey of possible pregnancy
#1047 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-12-29 20:11:08
<[IP]Dolon> man i smell nasty
<[IP]Dolon> and my name whats up with my name
* LaptopExcal cleanses Dolon!
<[IP]Dolon> hat the hell i a damn dolon
<[IP]Dolon> lol
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<LaptopExcal> ^^
<Silver> damn were is dolon
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<[IP]Dolon> Dolon is here! :P
<Silver> lol
<Silver> so dolon i heard u smell
<[IP]Dolon> haha
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<LaptopExcal> damn i smell too dolon
<LaptopExcal> and what the hell is up with my name
<[IP]Dolon> ^^
<LaptopExcal> lol
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<[IP]Dolon> man do i smell
<LaptopExcal> ^^
<[IP]Dolon> i smell like a hobo
<LaptopExcal> h0b0j0e!
#115 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:45:33
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[20:14] <Togy> Blueyonder is evil, i want my webspace dammit!
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#1259 (-2)
Posted by Adremelech @ 2008-06-04 08:18:29
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> this channel isnt even funny retardism, its just plain retardism.
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> Creator|Laptop: kash reads /b/, what do you expect?
[02:13] <Creator|Laptop> Diablo-D3: your not even a funny troll
[02:13] <Diablo-D3> *you're
[02:15] <AfterDeath> Grammer correcting: You may win the arguement, but everyone else will then see your a shithead.
[02:16] <nenolod> grammar*
[02:16] <AfterDeath> I rest my case.
#629 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-08-07 14:38:42
[14:42] <luigiman> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy
[14:42] <luigiman> , I'll be waiting...
[14:42] <luigiman> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
[14:42] <Brain> LOL
[14:42] <luigiman> Hawt dog.