[01:25] <Archy`> Ideally I want a seperate internet line put up in my room aswell. Just something like blueyonder :P
[01:26] <Elf-Busy> why, d/l pron? :P
[01:26] <Archy`> Nah, be able to stay on IRC when porns round :p

<01.07.13> [+mmind] [The 16th of April, 2005][19 hours, 59 minutes, and 14 seconds] <+mmind> my timestamps blow

[21:56] <Karate|TV> guess waht, i have boobies
[21:56] <Majic> :/
[21:56] <Majic> That's so being quoted.
[21:57] <Karate|TV> u cant even speak ur so shocked? :p
[21:57] <Majic> I KNO!
[21:57] <Majic> I can't believe you have boobies!
[21:58] <Majic> Prosthetic?
[21:58] <Karate|TV> lol

[09:38:13] * w00t changes topic to 'IT BE HARRY POTTER. | How's 7 going to end? I say Harry and voldemort get it on.'
[09:38:22] <@w00t> :P
[09:39:00] <Samas> Only for 3 chapters.
[09:39:08] <@w00t> &_&

#soapspike

[01:32:38] <ed> u can suck on a girl
[01:32:42] <ed> :P
[01:32:43] <tomandy> really?
[01:32:46] <tomandy> you can!?
[01:32:47] * Majic goes back to having ed cover his eyes.
[01:32:53] <tomandy> is it like lobster?

[18:58] <%Xrm> /me throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws snowballs at DarkTruth
[18:58] %Xrm throws more
[18:59] <+Doc> keep doing that and you might lose a different kind of balls :)
[18:59] <%Chewie> LOL
[18:59] <%Tril> lmao

<DuckOfFiasco> Yep, Borat is the man on every woman's pair of lips.
<DuckOfFiasco> *name O_O
<Tobias_R> right, well that's moderately disturbing
<DuckOfFiasco> *NAME, damnit!! wrong composition of the sentence ><

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(~w00t) lollerskates
(&Brain) lollercopter
(&Om) lollersail
(&peavey) lolhax
(&Brain) lollerlumphammer
(~w00t) laffles
(&Om) lancakes
(&peavey) lol-fu
(&Brain) lollar-lumpar
(&Om) lai-lwan-lo
(~w00t) lawnmowerz
(&Om) lawl
(~w00t) lulz
(&peavey) lolz0rZ
(&Om) l0l

<Beer> I've seen people join with worse things said after.
<w00t> indeed, like me yelling out something about my penis. think i remember that happening once..
<AttackOfTheCold> wha how small it is ?
<AttackOfTheCold> that teh thing you yelled out ?
<[BRC]Mantis> that would be quite a boast :/
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, it's not that small :/
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<w00t> wait.
<Beer> but it's small though? ;p
<w00t> i'm justifying my penis size in #chatspike
<w00t> WTF.
<[BRC]Mantis> w00t always used those pills he orders from his junk mail
* w00t shuts up.
<AttackOfTheCold> lmao
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I don't need to do this, except in PM
<w00t> :p

shortly after...

<AttackOfTheCold> w00t stop wanking... and get with the program
<cheeky_chick> lol
<w00t> I'm not wanking, I'm programming :p
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
<w00t> there's a slight but subtle difference!
<cheeky_chick> lmao
<w00t> one involves playing with your penis, the other involves playing with your ego :p
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<Beer> isn't that the same for some people w00t? ;p
<AttackOfTheCold> w00t program me up ah hack0r for ogame.org
<w00t> AttackOfTheCold, working on inspircd at the moment
<w00t> Beer, :P
<[BRC]Mantis> ah blimey
<AttackOfTheCold> >,<
<w00t> my penis is as BIG as my ego, so yeah.
<w00t> ...
<w00t> I really need to STFU.
<Beer> lmao
<AttackOfTheCold> your ego must be tiny then
<AttackOfTheCold> lol
* w00t attacks AttackOfTheCold with a large rubber strapon

(obviously too small to use it as a weapon as
well)


and not too long after again....

<Beer> i still think the quote of ib talking about his hardon was better
--> Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
--- w00t gives voice to Ishamael
<AttackOfTheCold> nice thing u added to the bottom
<w00t> hardons totally own
<w00t> though
<AttackOfTheCold> o.0
<w00t> ..
* w00t just shuts up

[01:43:01] <+Alisaihin> The victim was a high school music teacher. She was found electrocuted to death.
[01:43:05] <+SkyMyl> Well, Frank, it looks like she must have been...
[01:43:09] * +SkyMyl sunglasses
[01:43:17] <+SkyMyl> ...a good conductor.
[01:43:21] <+SkyMyl> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[01:43:43] * +Alisaihin lols