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#568 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-05-31 15:25:38
<digi> so are you a male, female, or it?
<digi> hey! j/k
<digi> you sure are strange. And does this bug you?
<digi> are you a dude?
<Olli> won't tell
<digi> if you are a dude you are nasty
<Olli> am I?
<Olli> why?
<digi> you are a dude?
<Olli> shut up
<digi> what are you?
<Olli> I'me
<digi> That really does not help
<digi> why won't you tell anyways?
<digi> and why do you like smacking my bum?
#657 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-12 16:45:10
11:13 * cracklemonkey is away: about to vomit on things
11:15 <+sexy_geek> ew
11:15 <+sexy_geek> bad monkey :p
11:17 <+Heutink> kick the monkey ^^
11:17 * cracklemonkey is back (gone 00:03:37)
11:17 <+cracklemonkey> well that was pleasant -_-
11:24 <@Craig> lol, dont forget to /away before going to vomit!
11:24 <@Craig> :p
11:36 <%Elf> why do ppl do that :P
11:37 <%Elf> "oh crap, its coming bk up... must.inform......irc....then......run to toilet"
#569 (2)
Posted by Peng @ 2005-06-01 01:10:10
(%Odin) Yodaserv - Identified you have, yes.
#743 (0)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 17:33:45
[18:29:48] <Bernhammer> I might do a search for "female gay porn"
#853 (4)
Posted by Odin @ 2006-07-25 05:35:27
(+Star) So, where's this penis I keep hearing about?
(%[BRC]Odin) betwen your legs?
(+Star) Nah, that one's gone
#145 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:45
[19:11:14] * Hephaestus sucks archy`
#610 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-19 06:08:59
[15:11:48] * %w00t qlines Craig
[15:12:10] * @Craig ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[15:12:15] <%w00t> WOO
[15:12:17] <%w00t> VICTORY!!!11

(for those who don't know, a qline is a kind of server ban)
#962 (3)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-10-02 19:40:59
<Mahadeva> a manicure 9is really just a handjob
<@ol> what part of a handjob involves scissors?
#163 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:46
[17:30] * BrainAway is now back: [xmas shoppage :D] left at [13:38:26] gone for [3:58:29]
[17:30] * BrainAway is now known as [Brain]
[17:30] * LaptopBrain sets mode: +b *!*brain@*.chatspike.net
[17:30] * [Brain] was kicked by LaptopBrain (CTCP flooder)

Go brain go ;)
#1615 (-2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-06-03 13:56:34
[07:43] * *.chatspike.net has kicked LidyaAmiLya from #chatspike (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 6 secs))
[07:43] <Majic> hurr.
[07:44] <w00t> herp derp
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Someone have a secure computer and tell us what that blog is?
[07:46] <w00t> honestly, who cares?
[07:46] <w00t> it'll either be viagra or viruses or both
[07:46] <Doll_Licca> Oh, just personal curiosity.
[07:46] <Ambrosia> I'll click it, if you like.
[07:47] <Doll_Licca> No, don't do it for me.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...seems really secure.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> It's turkish Blogspot.
[07:47] <Ambrosia> ...selling Internal Combustion something or other.
[07:48] <Doll_Licca> As viewed by Google Translate?
[07:48] <Ambrosia> Yup :D
[07:49] * Corin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] * Rane ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[07:53] <Archie> silly Amby :D
[07:54] <Ambrosia> Whyy
[07:55] <Archie> cause you clicked a rapturebot link now you are going to go to bot afterlife
[07:56] <Ambrosia> I'll be fine.
[07:56] <Archie> :q