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#376 (5)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2004-12-26 03:11:11
<@Omni> You Linux users are the Jehova's Witnesses of the Internet. I don't want a free copy of your magazine, and I don't appreciate you always ringing my doorbell and trying to convert me. :P
#1362 (0)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-09-11 15:06:18
[00:26] <geekguy> Bricker!
[00:26] <Bricker> hai
[00:26] <Bricker> brb 40mins
[00:26] <Bricker> u be here then?
[00:27] <geekguy> I'll try
[00:27] <geekguy> I may be a bitttt drunk
[00:31] * Quits: geekguy (*!*Adium@*.ecnet.org) [Quit: brb]
[00:34] <t1s> he lasted 5 minutes
#329 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-23 23:20:33
JediIgor has just been arguing.....extensively:

(JediIgor) Geez, is anyone older than 18 here

Yet, a little log searching found this:

(DarkMouse) How old are you JediIgor
(JediIgor) 17
#1588 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-05 00:43:53
[18:41] <dKingston> today fucking sucks
[18:42] <dKingston> X11 took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> ALSA took a shit
[18:42] <dKingston> dropbox was making my CPU run at 100%
[18:42] <dKingston> and my laptop was basically running on hell fire because of it
[18:42] <Doll_Licca> Wow, EVERYTHING was taking a **** from what you said.
[18:42] <dKingston> and to top it all the fuck off
[18:42] <dKingston> I have this god damn itch I can't get rid of no matter how much I scratch it
[18:42] * IgnisInCaelum licks Doll_Licca and dKingston's laptop
[18:42] <dKingston> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[18:42] <LinDaa> dKingstonnnnn
[18:43] * LinDaa scratches dKingston
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> dKingston: next time wear a condom :p
[18:43] <LinDaa> lol
[18:43] <LaptopBrain> sorry, couldnt resist :D
[18:43] <LinDaa> he did =p
[18:43] <IgnisInCaelum> Wahahaha
#928 (2)
Posted by Star @ 2006-09-03 15:01:16
<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first
#827 (1)
Posted by TFM @ 2006-07-07 22:32:46
10:28:42 PM <+Majic> Iso likes being bottom?
#890 (1)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-08-16 00:33:14
<Vasindi> I can't wait to start my new job tomorrow.
<Vasindi> Well. I won't actually be doing *real* work. it's more like an apprenticeship for the first two weeks
<Sabriel> in?
<tomandy> law?
<Vasindi> XD
<Vasindi> I wish.
<Vasindi> I'm learning cookie decorating
#1433 (2)
Posted by Bricker @ 2009-11-28 18:36:47
[13:23] <Bricker> well
[13:23] <Bricker> i guess this is it
[13:23] <Bricker> time to die
[13:23] <Bricker> BAI2U
[13:23] * Quits: GdR^aW (*!*Mps3user2@*.xxx.xxx.xxx) [Ping timeout]
[13:24] <Bricker> rofl
#294 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-08 23:14:00
(23:03:53) (+Ravensky) STOP FUCKING LOVESERVING ME
(23:03:54) quit: (cob) ([email protected]) ([stitch.chatspike.net] Local kill by Beer (stop raiping loveserv))
#1071 (-1)
Posted by Quinn @ 2007-01-18 01:27:29
<Quinn> but you have the whole stock of them
<{}> I do? Where?
<Quinn> look at your name...
<Funcokler_Xerow> :D
<{}> ahhh, ASCII organs.
<Quinn> it's <{}> for friggin' sake...
<{}> I get it, I'm a pussy?
<Funcokler_Xerow> 8====D
<Quinn> maybe...
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> Hey Fun, Why the long face?
<Funcokler_Xerow> well, it was supposed to be a penis
<Funcokler_Xerow> but I guess it PHAILS
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> you people forget...
<Quinn> The penis is a head...
<Quinn> therfore it has a face :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> XD
<Funcokler_Xerow> I did forget
<Quinn> figures :P
<Funcokler_Xerow> thinking with the wrong head, I guess
<Quinn> lol
* {} is now known as Mil
<Mil> I am sorry for taking your precious vagina away.
<Mil> Shoyuld I kick myself now?
<Quinn> no
<Quinn> cause it would hurt now that you have balls again...
<Quinn> err
<Quinn> wait...
<Quinn> screw that
* Mil was kicked by Quinn (Kicked in the nuts for 2 dangely points!)
<Funcokler_Xerow> :o