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<@brik> it's very yummy when mixed with rice porridge
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)
<@brik> we always have that for christmas eve
<~w00t> it tastes awesome!
<@brik> after porridge we have lots of meat
<@Higurashi> It does sound yummy.
<@brik> and then we eat leftovers for half a week
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> half a week?
<~w00t> it was more like 2 weeks this year
<@brik> hahaha
<@brik> noo
<@grapey> wow!
<~w00t> yes.
<@brik> not thaaat long
<~w00t> you had to force-feed me meat towards the end
<~w00t> and the gravy.. oh.. the gravy :(
<@brik> hahahah
<~w00t> i knew where it had been :(
<@brik> I'm dying
<~w00t> and i -swear- the potatos were getting fuzzy
<@Higurashi> Ew
<@grapey> ewwwww!!!
<@brik> they were not
<~w00t> ok
<@brik> stop lying
<~w00t> the last bit is exaggeration
<@grapey> lol
<~w00t> a -little- bit
<~w00t> maybe.
<~w00t> but the rest?
<~w00t> 100% TRUE!
<@brik> the potatoes were new almost every day
<~w00t> ALMOST!
<~w00t> ALMOST NEW POTATOES
<~w00t> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
<@brik> and not 2 weeks, 3-4 days
<~w00t> it was seriously longer than that
<~w00t> 3-4 days in i was thinking "oh no, not again"
<~w00t> 1-2 weeks in i was thinking "kill me"!
<~w00t> ;)
[21:42] * peach thinks about kicking everyone out just for the hell of it :D
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
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[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
[21:43] * JackOfShadows thinks it would be funny cept for the fact peach is not an @
[21:44] * JackOfShadows slaps peach around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] * JackOfShadows was kicked by peach (peach)
[21:45] <peach> \o/
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[21:45] <JackOfShadows> hmmm
[21:45] <JackOfShadows> i stand corrected
[21:45] <peach> ;)
(@Craig): i gotta stop eating random objects ;/
OMFG Longest quote ever!
* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people
* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people
Bot fun in trivia!
[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] WeeblAndBobInsults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
[13:08:45] <@NoMorePie> [ Birthdayw00t Was correct with: Wanker ]
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[13:08:39] <@NoMorePie> [ Question 20, INSANE ROUND! ] WeeblAndBobInsults (18 answers)
[13:08:43] <+Birthdayw00t> wanker
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[20:51:10] <+Togy> get that cam on and bend over girl, i wanna see that sexy arse :p
[20:51:12] <%nathanhart> Okies
[20:51:12] <%nathanhart> Okies
<SandwichWhore> yes, yes you are Ib :)
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
<SandwichWhore> rateh is like, unbelievably pure and good. untaintably so
<Karate|AFK> lol
<SandwichWhore> it's weird
<SandwichWhore> *sniff* my sandwich is all gone now :(
<Karate|AFK> aws
<Karate|AFK> make more :D
* Ib3N is like, loving all the deadly sins, the more the merrier
<Alfred> :/
* SandwichWhore makes a female clone of Ib3N and does her
<Ib3N> lol
<Karate|AFK> :o
* Karate|AFK covers her eyes
04:50:37 <FallingUp> Oh, good morning, Olli.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.
04:50:40 <Beer> http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/15-minute-fix-spaghetti-with-butter-egg-and-cheese/
04:50:45 <Olli> or that
04:51:10 <Beer> google's always good for stuff like that
04:53:16 <FallingUp> That sounds interesting.
04:54:34 <Olli> it's a search engine. it wasn't around when you were young
04:54:57 <FallingUp> ...
04:55:13 <Olli> :-D
04:55:19 <FallingUp> Normally i'd pummel you for something like that, but i'm laughing too hard.
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<xmonic> I thought wubz was our words...
<xmonic> not any other ones... bother off
<^MeM^|Away> wub != wubz
<Craig> bother off lol
<Ishamael> good timing ?
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<[OPA]Garak> sex in the chatspike
<Ishamael> O_o
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Ishamael> scary timing
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<xmonic> I thought wubz was our words...
<xmonic> not any other ones... bother off
<^MeM^|Away> wub != wubz
<Craig> bother off lol
<Ishamael> good timing ?
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<[OPA]Garak> sex in the chatspike
<Ishamael> O_o
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Ishamael> scary timing
<Alan> who is wtfbot?
<Karate> ur other identity
<Karate> everyone has a second of themselves on mric
<Karate> u cant control it though
<Karate> it just follows u around
<Alan> ? weird. how come it is called that
<Alan> its talking to me
<Karate> hmm
<Karate> urs might have a bug
<ed> alan wtfbot is a bot owned by mahadeva
<Alan> <wtfbot> hi, Dr_Pain
<Alan> <Alan> yo waddup
<Alan> <wtfbot> huh?
<Alan> <Alan> hi
<Alan> <wtfbot> bonjour
<Alan> <Alan> who r u
<Alan> <wtfbot> no idea, alan
<Alan> <Alan> shut up
<wtfbot> excuse me?
<Alan> a bot?
<ed> yes
<Karate> an mirc robot
<Karate> its programed to say stuff
<Karate> some of em are stupid and cant do almost anything
<ed> a bot is a script that responds when it knows the answer
<Alan> so its mine?
<Karate> ur other identity
<Karate> everyone has a second of themselves on mric
<Karate> u cant control it though
<Karate> it just follows u around
<Alan> ? weird. how come it is called that
<Alan> its talking to me
<Karate> hmm
<Karate> urs might have a bug
<ed> alan wtfbot is a bot owned by mahadeva
<Alan> <wtfbot> hi, Dr_Pain
<Alan> <Alan> yo waddup
<Alan> <wtfbot> huh?
<Alan> <Alan> hi
<Alan> <wtfbot> bonjour
<Alan> <Alan> who r u
<Alan> <wtfbot> no idea, alan
<Alan> <Alan> shut up
<wtfbot> excuse me?
<Alan> a bot?
<ed> yes
<Karate> an mirc robot
<Karate> its programed to say stuff
<Karate> some of em are stupid and cant do almost anything
<ed> a bot is a script that responds when it knows the answer
<Alan> so its mine?
