<FrostyCoolSlug> frostycoolslug@localhost ~ $ touch /dev/genitals
<FrostyCoolSlug> touch: cannot touch `/dev/genitals': Permission denied
<FrostyCoolSlug> i got so totally rejected by my linux box :(
<ol> you need another user to touch your genitals first

[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn

<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry

<Alan> any hole's a goal
<ed> ..
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It's just like homecoming!

[14:51] <FallingUp> f=(G m1 m2) / r^2
[14:51] * Elfangor grins
[14:51] <Doc> auntie!!! you're mathing again!
[14:52] <FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance.
[14:52] <FallingUp> That's not math, it's physics!
[14:52] <Doc> physics is just math in science clothing
[14:53] <FallingUp> Mmmmmm... Science Clothing.
[14:54] <Elfangor> <~FallingUp> Many people fail to get r down to a point of insignificance. <-- Touche
[14:54] <Elfangor> Uh oh. Divide by zero. D:
[14:55] <Andres> So what?
[14:55] <Andres> Infinity is a perfectly acceptable answer
[14:55] <Elfangor> I guess weak / strong forces would take over.
[14:56] <FallingUp> When r approaches 0 it's called orgasm.
[14:56] <FallingUp> Many people fail to achieve this as well.

21:04:50 [+Jimraynor] <wolfbot> You're an ordinary villager.
21:04:53 [+Jimraynor] lol
21:04:58 [+Hisakata] Good job jim.
21:05:00 [~Higurashi] Christ, the bold hurts my eyes.
21:05:03 [+Hisakata] You're not supposed to announce it.
21:05:05 [+Namegduf] <wolfbot> You're a god amongst your fellow men.
21:05:07 [+Hisakata] Higurashi you can disable it.
21:05:10 [+Namegduf] My role is best.
21:05:12 [~Higurashi] Duh.
21:05:14 [+SnoFox] <wolfbot> You're an awesome villager.
21:05:18 [+Hisakata] Well then do it.
21:05:18 [+Jimraynor] lmfao
21:05:20 [+Hisakata] SnoFox is a wolf.
21:05:21 [~w00t] I'll make it a bit less annoying in a bit
21:05:22 [+Hisakata] >:3
21:05:26 [+Tril] [21:03] <wolfbot> You're fucking hawt
21:05:40 [+Hisakata] <wolfbot> I want you inside me.
21:05:51 [+Jimraynor] :O
21:05:51 [+Tril] haha

[Brain]: can someone make me a list of hundreds of monster names?

20:32:52 [%Karate] RAH
20:33:00 [%Higurashi] TEH
20:33:01 [+Magnus] KARATE

<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family

<Brain> we need to make another defender service that detects when opers are drunk and takes their +o away
<Brain> :P
<Brain> "please breathe here to oper up"