[20:18] <Legen|D> know what Project Pitchfork is?
[20:19] <Togy> it's the farmers plan for world domination
[20:19] <Legen|D> lol
[20:19] <Togy> it involves jabbing pitchforks into people
[20:19] <Assassin> lol

*Peng|Gone 'Rawr's
(@Peng|Gone) (dangerously)
(%Ordie) :O
*Ordie fears
(%Ordie) (cowardly)
*Peng|Gone nods
(@Peng|Gone) (sagely)
*Ordie bows
(%Ordie) (galantly)
- (Omni|AFK) is now known as (Omni).
*Peng|Gone clubs
(@Peng|Gone) (clubbingly)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Ordie yawns
(%Ordie) (ultimately)
(@Peng|Gone) :/
*Peng|Gone leaves
(%Ordie) leavingly?
(@Peng|Gone) (quickly)
(%Ordie) Ah

<titsos> lips would be weird in my area

* Om wonders if the channel would ever recover if he dug out the most recent pics of himself :|
* Walrus gets his lightsaber
(@Pete|AFK) Well.. no. No it wouldn't. that's the whole problem you confounding moron :/

3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.

17/01-19:20:46 <~Laptop_Brain> but the funniest thing i EVER did, i did sober
17/01-19:20:52 <+calamari> oh?
17/01-19:20:56 <~Laptop_Brain> me and a friend wanted to prank my other friend
17/01-19:21:13 <~Laptop_Brain> so, we looked up on yell.com all the taxi firms in the area
17/01-19:21:28 <~Laptop_Brain> and then to a payphone and called them ALL, booking them all from his house, all at 5 minute intervals
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, ahahaha
17/01-19:21:29 <~w00t[dexter> yes
17/01-19:21:31 <~w00t[dexter> I remember this
17/01-19:21:42 <~Laptop_Brain> so at about midnight, taxis started coming down his little cul-de-sac
17/01-19:21:47 <~Laptop_Brain> getting blocked up and jammed
17/01-19:21:53 <~Laptop_Brain> there must have been about 20 taxis, all honking
17/01-19:21:53 <%Namegduf> Haha.
17/01-19:21:59 <~w00t[dexter> lolol
17/01-19:22:02 <~Laptop_Brain> so then we snuck back to irc after
17/01-19:22:09 <~Laptop_Brain> and the topic was 'NO I DIDNT ORDER A FUCKING TAXI'
17/01-19:22:12 <%Namegduf> That's hilariously horrible.
17/01-19:22:15 <~w00t[dexter> HAHAHA
17/01-19:22:19 <+calamari> nice
17/01-19:22:21 <%Namegduf> I'm writing that one down.
17/01-19:22:22 <~w00t[dexter> argh
17/01-19:22:24 <~Laptop_Brain> and then we spoke to him after, came clean, and it seems he also got a pizza.
17/01-19:22:27 <~w00t[dexter> Laptop_Brain, don't make me goddamn laugh so much
17/01-19:22:28 <~Laptop_Brain> but we didnt order a pizza
17/01-19:22:30 <~w00t[dexter> my lungs hurt :(
17/01-19:22:38 <~Laptop_Brain> one of the taxi drivers did, as revenge to him for not taking the taxi :D
17/01-19:22:46 <~w00t[dexter> LOL
17/01-19:22:49 <%Namegduf> Hahahaha.
17/01-19:22:49 <+Sacho> rofl
17/01-19:22:53 <~w00t[dexter> epic
17/01-19:23:01 <+Sacho> It's like snowballing epicness.

[21:05] <+Pred> good
[21:05] <+Pred> im wet

<[BRC]Ingus> getting somethong to eat

<ed> then i can use my favourite hitup line
<ed> 'ey up split-arse
<ed> :D
<ed> and on that note
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<ed> i'm off for a cig

<Striker> I have a big floaty blob thing :D yay