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#469 (2)
Posted by IWArapter @ 2005-02-21 00:39:16
<IWArapter> Darzan, I go to gay bars, most of the men there will make you see pretty colours
<wussypad-away> i like pretty men
<IWArapter> that just proves my point
<Darzan> I go to the gay clubs with IWArapter
<Darzan> ^^
<wussypad-away> ...**** me

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Stop spamming QuoteSpike. Quote edited for educational purposes.

Have a nice day.

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lmao

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ooh.. edit button..
#427 (0)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-05-26 02:46:53
<-- Clairvoyant1 has quit ([CS] Quit: Snak 5.0.2 Unregistered copy. Evaluation period is over. Program will now quit. Thanks for using Snak.)
#1730 (5)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2013-01-22 05:35:39
[23:06] <Duck> my cat is going crazy
[23:06] <Duck> halp
[23:06] <Curly> crazy?
[23:06] <Duck> she's inside of the box and the box is MOVING at substantial speeds
[23:07] * Notling is now known as Notling|
[23:07] <Duck> it just jumped from one side of the room to the other
[23:07] <Curly> lol
[23:07] <Duck> like, the entire box left the ground
[23:07] <Duck> and uh
[23:07] <Duck> she just got fixed on monday last week
[23:07] <Duck> lol
[23:07] <taza> Your cat is working as intended. Closing bug report.
#1167 (1)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-08-07 01:40:39
<[thed]train> pff you're too old anyways
<[thed]train> old hag
<Tarwen> hahahah
<Tarwen> Yep
<Tarwen> Over the hill now :/
<[thed]train> what are you, like, 27?
<Tarwen> 18
<[thed]train> nuh uh
<[thed]train> wait
<Tarwen> And why not?
<Tarwen> 30/08/1988
<[thed]train> oh my
<[thed]train> then you still have a chance!
<Tarwen> rofl
<[thed]train> :D
<Tarwen> You really thought I was 27?
<[thed]train> i thought you were in your 20's
<MartroniX> FAIL!
<Sonartic> lmao
<Excal> ROFL

A reply on another server...

<Bridie> -__-' someone said they thought I was in my late 20s :(
<Sheepy> lol. you look about 10

Seriously, make up your minds!! >.<
#1687 (0)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-03 02:14:14
[03:11] <I3liTzZ> craig i have an idea
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> go on..
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> why put game more defencible as possible
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
[03:12] <I3liTzZ> war ships more spencifless
[03:12] <~FrostyCoolSlug> wat?
#496 (5)
Posted by Dcoy @ 2005-09-22 22:00:48
* Magnus pets AMP
* AngryMutantPenguin punches magnus in the face
#679 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-10-12 08:47:55
<w00t> oh my god
<w00t> what a WANKER this guy is!
<w00t> hm, i doubt intelligence has anything to do with it. rather, there will never be a time in my life when I need to speak dutch to advance economically, socially or culturally. You, however, learn English because you know the world revolves around that language
<w00t> hence, learning dutch is a waste of time. I'd rather speak gibberish.
<w00t> with a username like 'American' I can hardly blame him for being suck a tosser
<w00t> *such
--- [OPA]Garak is now known as [OPA]Garakaway
<Ib3N> erm.
<Ib3N> suck a tosser?
<w00t> yeah.. i corrected myself!
#1605 (1)
Posted by Brik @ 2011-05-15 18:57:33
< Aquilum> Thirdly: Through the modification of a calf's call, we could summon the entire herd from a distance of around 800m.
< Aquilum> In what I will only discribe as "The Beefening"
< Aquilum> Because it was utterly terrifying.
< Aquilum> And there's a video of it.
< Aquilum> Basically, I hit play
< Aquilum> "MooooOOOOoooOOOOO!"
< Aquilum> "OH FUCK RUN!"
< Aquilum> Then you see a wall of charging beef
< Aquilum> Camera points to the sky
< Aquilum> Recording ends
< Aquilum> And they've encircled the playback device (read: huge speaker)
< Callist_> RIP cameraman
< Aquilum> By this stage, I'd sprinted to the far end of the field.
#1496 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2010-01-24 17:19:35
* You are now known as wOOt
-NickServ- Nick wOOt is now registered to your account.
<wOOt> grouped
<wOOt> that'll come in useful later...
* You are now known as goose
* goose nano things_to_global_as_woot.txt
* goose gets plastered drunk, starts typing
#1136 (3)
Posted by Adanorcil @ 2007-05-27 23:27:37
[00:26] <Proweler> Is google advertising penis enlargements now?
[00:26] <Proweler> " | New! Bigger attachments | "