[04:45] * &Majic encyclopediadramatic's
[04:45] * +Magnus EncyclopediaMagicas
[04:45] <+Magnus> Urgh
[04:45] <+Magnus> EncyclopediaMajicas*
[04:45] <&Majic> lol Maggie
[04:45] <&Majic> or hmm...
[04:45] <&Majic> I meant urbandictionary's
[04:45] <+Magnus> I was going to be epic, and failed
[04:45] <+Bedlife> lol

<Twilight-> We have loveserv?
<Twilight-> :/
<Higurashi> No.
<Twilight-> lol
<goose> Twilight-: please to be complaining to w00t about lack of loveserv
<Twilight-> Right,.
<Twilight-> Uhm, w00t?
<Twilight-> There's this thing called LoveServ.
<Twilight-> And apparently, it's broken.
<Twilight-> FIX IT YOU HOMO
<jackmcbarn> w00t's away, complain to LaptopBrain instead for now :p
<Twilight-> LaptopBrain.
<Twilight-> I believe you have some explaining to do.
<Twilight-> I'm finding it hard to engage in any relationship with ChatSpike
<Twilight-> Because there's no love in the server.
<Twilight-> That's why I need you to fix LoveServ. RIGHT NOW>
<Twilight-> Before I lose my cool and stuff
<Twilight-> You won't like me when I'm angry

[19:53] <Chronus> +Napalm|Away sucks ass'
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> :\
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> that is obviously a fake
[19:54] <Napalm|Away> i never talk when |Away

#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down

<+Heufneutje> One time he just kept on talking and talking and then my pizza got cold cause he didn't give me a chance to go back to my dinner :(
<~FallingUp> pfft.
<~FallingUp> "You want to talk, fine. But i'm going to eat before it gets cold. Follow me if you want."
<+Heufneutje> More often than not he's also drunk so most of the stuff he says doesn't even make sense
<~FallingUp> Even more reason to just walk away.
<+Elfangor> haha
<+Heufneutje> Aaaand sometimes I kinda feel like he's hitting on me
<+Elfangor> oo la la ;)
<+Heufneutje> oh god
< Anne-Gwenn> :')
< Anne-Gwenn> ho la la
<~FallingUp> Well, that could be kinda gross, I guess, if you're not into that sort of thing.
<+Heufneutje> I'm not :P
<+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty straight guy
<+Heufneutje> And even if I weren't the way he does it just kinda comes across as creepy
<+Heufneutje> so yeah
<+Heufneutje> I generally try to avoid him as much as I can
< Anne-Gwenn> <+Heufneutje> I'm a pretty [REDACTED] guy
< Anne-Gwenn> :p

[%Ordie] It's Shifty Eyed Dog 's bday today
[@Nocturnal^Beans] LETS START A THREAD
[%Ordie] Ok!
[@Pete] Ordie: Well, in keeping with ES forum traditions, for noticing that you now have to start a thread and accidently post it 14 times with really bad punctuation and grammar
[@Nocturnal^Beans] "happy bday ppl"
[@Pete] and then flame everyone when 13 of them are closed
[%Ordie] I am going to start a thread...
[@Pete] OMFG Y D1D U 10C|< ?|?|
[@Pete] ????!!!!!11111oneoneone
[%Ordie] lol
[@Nocturnal^Beans] ^^
[@Pete] dont ask what the last word was supposed to be, i'm not entirely sure :/
[%Ordie] lol
[%Ordie] lock it?
[@Nocturnal^Beans] tbh I though it was a cock
[%Ordie] ...

[12:20] <Chez> what did i do?
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> i am a guy
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> so :P
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> im allowed to be obsessed with.. male boobies :/
[12:21] <Angelic_Devil> oh god
[12:21] * Angelic_Devil dies again
[12:21] <Chez> right... if you're a guy... how come your doodle gets smaller everytime i see it?

<special> fuck the police.
<w00t> no thanks
<w00t> there's more interesting things to fuck
<w00t> this cat is great at keeping me warm
<w00t> i'd like to note that those two topics are completly unrelated

<Murarth> I hate when girls refuse to believe you when you say they look good
<Murarth> Like you're lying
<Murarth> But it's like, "I've already gotten into your pants, honey. Why would I lie now?"

[17:20] <~Kross> I may be slow with the "words" but I bet I could (out) {bracket} ${any[one]}->here();
[17:20] <~Kross> well, except maybe the other programmers
[17:20] <+NewClassic> "I can run faster than any of you... Except the runners!"
[17:20] <~Kross> haha