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#766 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-04-24 21:27:10
[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
#434 (1)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-01-18 05:13:11
<%Tobias_R> actually Canada has an army of rabid monkeys ready to go on a moments notice
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers
#705 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-12-08 23:55:09
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
#414 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-09 21:19:02
<cab86> i just noticed that 1 out of ever 3 quotes in QuoteSpike has togy involved in them, one reason or a nother
* cab86 sets mode: +vvvvvvvv [BRC]Bracchus Archy` Brik coco Coma Crystal Dauthi DeathAngel
<Crystal> he's a very popular cow
#1194 (1)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-10-02 23:32:39
<Persecuted> you know, i realized i was giving too much time to my inflatable woman when i woke up one morning apologizing for last night
#1227 (-4)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2008-01-30 14:04:17
[15:03] * Sacho|Dead ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#1459 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-24 08:08:04
07:55:56 * | loses his balance
07:55:57 -!- | is now known as _
#1448 (-1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-13 03:55:27
<Global> [NEWSFLASH] hello2u added a new quote: http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1711&l=3
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<Doc> where's the funny?
#750 (-1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-09 00:08:31
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
#885 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:24:40
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*