<Brain> i have a joke about a man who goes into a bar with a monkey
<Brain> he sits down with the monkey, and orders a pint
<Brain> while hes drinking his pint the monkey goes nuts and eats everything.... pool balls, menus, pint glasses
<Brain> the barman gets pissed and throws him out, he says 'YOURE BARRED, DONT EVER BRING THAT MONKEY BACK'
<Brain> next week the guy comes back, along with his monkey
<Brain> the barman says "i barred you and your damn monkey, go away"
<Brain> the man assures everyone that the monkey is alright now and he'll behave
<Brain> so the barman lets him in with his monkey and he sits down to drink his pint
<Brain> while hes drinking the monkey starts going around and picking stuff up, and shoving it up his ass
<Brain> the barman is livid! he says "i thought you said the monkey would behave?!"
<Brain> "oh yes... its just that after last time, when he ate a pint glass.... hes checking if theyll fit now before he eats them"
<Brain> :P

[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard

<w00t> FrostyCoolWork enjoys forcing himself on others

(03:15:02) (@Lolya) w00t
(03:15:06) (%w00t) Lolya
(03:15:06) (@Lolya) come and play with me
(03:15:15) (%w00t) Lolya, i'm thinking about going to bed :(
(03:15:18) (%w00t) feeling sick
(03:15:29) (@Lolya) w00t think about coming to my bed :<
(03:15:40) (%w00t) err, thanks, but no thanks :P
(03:15:52) (@Lolya) your loss
(03:15:59) (%w00t) heh
(03:16:17) (@Lolya) you can still say yes btw
(03:16:24) (@Lolya) nothing stopping you
(03:16:26) (@Lolya) gogogo
(03:16:28) (%w00t) i'll be fine :P
(03:16:36) (@Lolya) you could be... finer
(03:16:48) (@Lolya) think of it like that
(03:16:50) (%w00t) lol :P
(03:16:55) %w00t coughs up more crap
(03:16:55) (@Lolya) ya :P
(03:17:55) (@Pete) ..?
(03:20:54) (@Peng) o_O

<Banshee> my son and i have big debates on who's the better vulcan

21:24:40 [+Higurashi] Well fudge.
21:24:47 [+Higurashi] Aight, to explain the Saint role..
21:25:06 [+Higurashi] The one who accuses me, and gets me lynched, will die.
21:25:08 [+Higurashi] Automagically.
21:25:15 [+Higurashi] I can't stop it, as far as I know.
21:25:59 [+Nucleon] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:25:59 [@wolfbot] Nucleon has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:08 [+Neosage] wolfbot: lynch Higurashi
21:26:08 [@wolfbot] Neosage has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:30 [+ol] wolfbot: lynch higurashi
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Higurashi]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v ol]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Nucleon]
21:26:30 wolfbot sets mode [-v Neosage]
21:26:30 [@wolfbot] ol has voted to lynch Higurashi!
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] The majority has voted to lynch Higurashi!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
21:26:31 [@wolfbot] *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was the village harlot!
21:26:33 [@wolfbot] The following players are still alive: ol, Neosage, Nucleon
21:26:34 [@wolfbot] The following players are dead : Tril, Higurashi
21:26:35 [@wolfbot] Darkness falls: it is NIGHT. The whole village sleeps peacefully... Everyone relax and wait for morning... I'll tell you when night is over.
21:26:48 [Hisakata] You whore.

<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

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Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3

<@Kenny> my crotch had Albert Einstein hair for ages

Kenny:1
Girls attracted:0

[20:37:26] * Matty winks at Joe
[20:37:39] * Joe rubs Matty with a rainbow trout
[20:37:46] * Matty moans suggestively
[20:37:50] <Kikaimegami> don't rub against the scales
[20:37:59] <Kikaimegami> with the scales, always with the scales
[20:38:14] * Joe has a fish fetish

[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> impatient to await the next date
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> fearing all kinds of stuff
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> I'm really a girl this time
[21:05] <[OPA]Garak> it's depressing :P

Hes a girl this time?! ....yay? O_o