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#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#390 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-03 04:11:16
[22:03] --> Joins: fazil ([email protected])
[22:03] --- Mode: RefereeBot [#defender +v fazil]
[22:03] <fazil> need help
[22:03] <ol> you need to go on to your shell with a proper text editor and remove the windows line endings
[22:05] <fazil> from defender.conf?
[22:05] <ol> yeah
[22:18] <fazil> yup
[22:18] <fazil> tnx
[22:18] <fazil> worked
[22:18] <ol> np
[22:40] <-- Quits: ol ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: Leaving)
[22:47] <-- Quits: fazil ([email protected]) ([CS] Quit: )

#defender. Where the opers are psychic.
#1390 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-10-08 20:29:24
20:19:01 [+Hisakata] She shot himself.
20:19:07 [Higurashi] ..
20:19:07 [+Hisakata] If you hadn't noticed.
20:19:13 [Higurashi] She shot himself? xD
20:19:23 [+Higurashi] Fun-ny
20:19:23 [+Hisakata] Clearly transgender.

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I laugh at my own stupidity.
#1284 (3)
Posted by goose @ 2008-10-03 06:01:37
<Mage> there's nothing the Internet cannot solve!
<goose> cancer
<goose> aids
<goose> the united states
<goose> my girl problems
#1021 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-29 16:36:19
(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor
#985 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-10-25 21:38:07
<Tree> I got in trouble for being perverted in World History
<Tree> We were talking about how this guy converted to Jainism and how Jains don't "enjoy the pleasures of life" and I accidently said "So that guy got no sex, huh?" and everyone was quiet and looking at me.
#1268 (0)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2008-08-10 18:49:56
#inspircd
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* peavey kicks CIA-1
<CIA-1> ow
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CIA-1 is a bot.
#484 (3)
Posted by Om @ 2005-03-19 16:37:01
(16:32:17)(Om) Shall I do some coding......or play Splinter Cell?
(16:34:22)(@Omni2) Just turn off the lights, Om, and code with night-vision goggles on, and pretend you're Sam Fisher.
(16:34:31)(Juan_Anselm) xD
(16:34:53)(Om) haha
#924 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 08:02:24
[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short
#294 (0)
Posted by Om @ 2004-11-08 23:14:00
(23:03:53) (+Ravensky) STOP FUCKING LOVESERVING ME
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