[20:18] <Legen|D> know what Project Pitchfork is?
[20:19] <Togy> it's the farmers plan for world domination
[20:19] <Legen|D> lol
[20:19] <Togy> it involves jabbing pitchforks into people
[20:19] <Assassin> lol

<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man

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<SootyGirl> ~q:
<ChanServ> Hai.
<peavey> hmm
<peavey> only a very few can make ChanServ speak
<peavey> come out puppet master!
<ChanServ> What if I want to speak for myself for once? :(
<kenny|awa> I think Brain is hiding behind his nickname ChanServ
* kenny|awa is now known as KennyWork
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<ChanServ> That would make him the 'Brain' behind the operation. HURR.
<N0valyfe> it's w00t imo >.<
<peavey> the uppercasing and ending with punctuation.. now who writes like that and can control ChanServ
<Rane> No one.
<peavey> or is it a clever ruse to throw us off
<N0valyfe> ^^
<ChanServ> I'm the only one on this network that uses proper grammar. I am surrounded by a bunch of incompetent retards. :(

This quote has been truncated due to ChatSpike's stupid 1024 character limit. To see the full version, go to http://jackmcbarn.no-ip.org/ChanServ%20Speaks.txt

* [BR]Flake is now known as BTS
* [BR]batu is now known as Fighters
* Fighters escapes from BTS
* Bandiit is now known as Destroyer
<BTS> w00t!?
* Destroyer humps BTS
<Fighters> shit I'm plural
* BTS runs away
<BTS> or..
<BTS> flies away?
<[BR]String> oh the mystery!
* Destroyer uses his HUGE main cannon on BTS
<BTS> OMG
* BTS orders some fighters and bombers as a shield
* [BR]String watches as the Destroyers projectiles penetrate the Battleships mighty armour
* Fighters still run away
* [BR]Tuisk is now known as Stardestroyer
<Fighters> not my battle
* Stardestroyer pwns you all

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It was much longer, but i can use only 1024 symbols

<Dread|MW> Bouncy bouncy spheres.
<Quinn> you boob >.>
<Dread|MW> You tit!
<Quinn> YOU S'WIT!
<Dread|MW> YOU N'WAH
<Rane> Oh noes.
<Rane> The N word.
<Dread|MW> Oh yes I went there
<Dread|MW> I dropped the N-Bomb
<Quinn> I'LL CALL MY MUTHSERA ON YOU!
<Rane> Flame Atronach, I choose you!
<Dread|MW> Bouncy Sphere, go!
* Quinn calls Daeinde
* Rane throws a Pokeball.
* Dread|MW throws a Pwnball.
<Rane> Or well, it's just a colored rock.
<Rane> But what theheck.
* Quinn stays on the phone an exended time with Daeinde
* Quinn hangs up and wonders why the hell everyone else is so mad
<Dread|MW> "Hi. You've reached- eh, oh yea that's nice... ooh... Errr UH Amoz. You have reached Amoz, that's ri-OH MY"
<Quinn> well just SPOIL the ending huh!?
<Dread|MW> He needs to change his answering machine...
<Dread|MW> and tell Ra to go home
<Leon> Anyone know the Kratos number?
<Dread|MW> *sigh*
<Rane> 1-8000-AMIDOINITRITE

[8:48:47pm] <Xargon> lan is ignoring me
[8:48:49pm] <Xargon> :(
[8:48:57pm] <Jeetje> :'(
[8:49:06pm] <Xargon> and by ignoring me I mean busy, or gone
[8:49:10pm] <[DE]Ishamael> we're cybering .. get in line damnit
[8:49:14pm] <[DE]Ishamael> ;)

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[02:17:02] <Nazca> anyone interested in giving a recomendation on a nicely featured blog package with decent layout customisation?
[02:18:37] <eth0> yes
[02:18:53] * eth0 hands Nazca a notebook and a pen
[02:19:00] <eth0> thar we go ;)
[02:19:03] <ThePopeSVCD> lol
[02:21:12] <ed> :D
[02:21:39] <Tristan> lol!

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* Quinn gives Majic a cookie
<Magnus> Arr Majic
<Quinn> cookie chat
* Quinn gives Magnus a cookie
<Magnus> Majic: http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1268&l=3
<Magnus> Yay
<Quinn> LOL
<Quinn> WAHAHAHA!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1266&l=3
<Majic> :D
<Quinn> HEY!
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=1095&l=3
<Quinn> >.>>
<Quinn> wrong one...
<Majic> lol, those are so weird... :D
<Quinn> http://chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=952&l=3
<Quinn> there
<Majic> ahahah, just saw the last one. :D
<Majic> omg, you are all boners!
<Majic> er...
<Majic> stoners*
<Quinn> LOL
<Majic> I need a new keybloard....
<Majic> keyboard...*
<Quinn> I have to learn to QuoteSpike!

(the links were to Top Ten and New Ten Quotespike. look em up... if you dare :P)

<Om> Hmm
<Om> Sleep
<Om> Must have sleep
<Om> NOW
* Om falls over on the keyboard
<SleepWhilstYouWork> You want me, you can have me
<SleepWhilstYouWork> ;)
<Om> heh
<Kisrah> X)
<Om> 38 1/2 hours will have to do then....
<Kisrah> can I have Sleep too!
<SleepWhilstYouWork> I don't know if i can do it that long. But I can try
<Kisrah> O_o

(ol) rawr
(Chris) NO
(Chris) NO RAWR FOR YOu
(clueless) Rawr~
(Chris) That is acceptable

... A few moments later...

* ol stabs Chris
(ol) rawr!
<-- Quits: Chris [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
* Lizzy RAWRZ @ ol
(Lizzy) see what u did!!!!
(Balthy) tsk tsk