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#563 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-26 20:39:42
20:33 <J> dude change the symbols
20:33 <J> like the + and @
20:33 <J> im sick of those
20:33 <matt> you can't
20:33 <J> well then its not fully customizable now is it
20:33 <matt> that's embeded into irc clients, not ircds
20:33 <matt> you tard and a half
#888 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-13 17:00:59
[16:59:11] <+Majic> COCK is good
#661 (1)
Posted by Om @ 2005-09-15 21:30:20
(%Om) I wrote Ordie too
(%Om) He was a disaster though O:)
(%Om) Eh?
(Ordie) error:532 aceept_master_saying (line not found)
(%Om) Dammit.
(%Om) .reboot Ordie
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Oh well. Hakuna Matata.)
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(%Om) Excellent.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(%Om) Marvellous, he listens too me now!
(Alexander`) :D
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
(Ordie) Yes, Om.
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has quit ([CS] Quit: Yes, Om.)
(%Om) Oh dear.
(Alexander`) spammer :P
- (Ordie)([email protected]) has joined (#elderscrolls)
(Alexander`) time to look into his circuits again Om ^^
(%Om) Looks like my accept_master_saying() bugfix added an infinite loop :(
(Alexander`) his spam levels are going way off the scale ;)
(%Om) .set Ordie spamlevel 4.2
(Ordie) Command accepted, Om.
#434 (1)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-01-18 05:13:11
<%Tobias_R> actually Canada has an army of rabid monkeys ready to go on a moments notice
<%Momaw> I wonder how many beavers a moose could take on
<@Mech> alot
<%Tobias_R> Momaw hmm if Beavers could take on a Moose it would take quite a few to make a difference
<%Momaw> Even canadian attack beavers?
<%Tobias_R> Canadian Armored Attack Beavers
#750 (-1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-09 00:08:31
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
#1642 (9)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2011-08-19 01:18:05
* cosmin3193 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<cosmin3193> hy guys
<cosmin3193> how are you?
<Kommisar[os]> im gay hbu !!
<Shawn> What
<cosmin3193> who have skype??
<FallingUp> quite a few of us do.
<cosmin3193> are there girls??
<FallingUp> psh
<FallingUp> there are no girls on the internet.
<FallingUp> o.o
<cosmin3193> ok
<cosmin3193> bye
* cosmin3193 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Shawn> FallingUp, aren't you a girl? >.>
#975 (1)
Posted by Zarrexaij @ 2006-10-18 01:50:58
<Zarrexaij> Mil
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> Yesh ??
<Zarrexaij> Do you want to touch my e-wang?
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> :D Why, naturally
<Zarrexaij> Star? Ratwar? Epy? IdleServ?
<Ratwar> Whaty?
*** Nanu has joined #banked
<Zarrexaij> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY E-WANG?
<Zarrexaij> wb Nanu
<Nanu> Hey.
<Ratwar> not really.
<Zarrexaij> Want to touch my e-wang? :/
* Nanu touches it.
<Star> OMG
<Star> IT'S SO SOFT
<Star> AND PINK
<Star> AND WET
<Star> :O
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied touches the rather huge, intimidating e-wang
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> no, actually :\
<Mil_HumptiedDumptied> some 28" and pulsing
<Zarrexaij> 28.5", actually
* Nanu touches the 2'4", pulsing e-penis.
* Nanu touches the 2'4.5", pulsing e-penis.
* Mil_HumptiedDumptied breaks his brain due to Inches->Milimeters conversion ><

Everyone, except Ratwar, wants to touch my ginormous e-wang.
#606 (-2)
Posted by Rigo @ 2005-07-15 02:18:19
[21:09] * SporkfireDDO ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * Sporkfire ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * EckelberryDDO ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * Ken ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
[21:09] * JustinQuimby ([email protected]) Quit (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Exceeding session limit)))
#914 (-2)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-24 21:00:56
[20:59:19] <%xptek> one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
#1327 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-11 16:07:24
08/11@15:55:19 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> hmm
08/11@15:55:24 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> you want me to type what?
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> :p
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+X-Ception> a guide on avoiding irc perverts


Poor Lowie... :(