(8:49:52 PM) PjircUser9832: IM BACK TO USING THIS DAMN JAVA CLIENT
(8:49:59 PM) Pigyman: >java
(8:50:09 PM) Pigyman: laughingprogrammers.jpg
(8:50:15 PM) PjircUser9832: PIDGIN WONT WORK ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUST GOT FIXED
(8:50:37 PM) Pigyman: >laptop repairs
(8:50:46 PM) Pigyman: laughingengineers.jpg
(8:50:58 PM) PjircUser9832: I hate this stupid gateway laptop ;_;
(8:51:10 PM) Pigyman: >gateway
(8:51:13 PM) Pigyman: laughingacerusers.jpg
(8:51:26 PM) PjircUser9832: IT WAS A GIFT :c
(8:51:33 PM) Pigyman: >gift
(8:51:36 PM) Pigyman: laughingelves.jpg
(8:51:44 PM) PjircUser9832: >Pigyman
(8:51:55 PM) Pigyman: >me
(8:52:03 PM) Pigyman: laughingsplitpersonalitydisorders.jpg

* Om sets mode +spam w00t
(w00t) :O .O. O:
(w00t) :o o:
(w00t) :O O:
(Om) :o o:
* w00t prods Om with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Blue-water with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Surfer with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t prods Lolya with a sharpened sp0rk
* w00t stabs w00t with a random monkey
* w00t sabers w00t with a menacing set of AOL discs
* Om wallops w00t continuously with a wet and mouldy Emerald-spotted Wood Dove
* w00t obliterates w00t with a moronic PHPv2 script
* w00t kung-fu's w00t with a dessicated Windows ME user guide
* Om baseball-bats w00t a few times with a slimy Common Zebra
* Om murders w00t many times against a bloody, disgusting Brown Surgeonfish

(23:37:30)(%Om) There is an answer to that question.
(23:37:36)(%Om) It is two letters long.
(23:37:42)(%Om) It begins with N
(23:37:47)(%Om) And has an O in it.
(23:37:59)(%Om) See if you can guess what it is.
(23:39:33)(+Alexx) my english isnt very strong...
(23:40:24)(+Alexx) I'm also dyslexic....errrmm...a little help anyone >?
(23:43:15)(+Peng) I think he means 'Die' but I'm not sure
(23:44:33)(+Alexx) I need a dictionary...
(23:44:43) *Alexx wanders off mumbling incoherantly
(23:48:26)(+Alexx) ..nope, my dictionary clearly states that 'Die' is three letters, and he specified 2 letters..
(23:52:06)(+Peng) are you sure you counted properly?
(23:53:10)(+Alexx) I'm not entirely certain...this is a pretty old dictionary so might be wrong..
(23:55:45)(+Alexx) Om....the anticipation is killing me, what was the word ?
(23:58:14)(%Om) Meh, I forgot ;(
(23:58:45)(+Alexx) damn, well...I'll just assume it was some frightfully witty comment on how amazing i am in bed :p
(23:59:48)(+Alexx) i get those alot :p

14:07 <|{urse> So.. lol. I'm new to this net, who's got the best boobs?
14:08 <Iain> goose
14:08 <Lizzy> 0_o
14:08 <Gaileh> ... Ahahaha
14:08 <Balthazaar> ....

[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) i have
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) a very large problem
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) no its not a penis
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) fuck, i messed myself up
[22:14] <Duck> (Konata) OMG, I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:14] <Duck> >_____<;
[22:14] <Xrm> o.o
[22:14] <Xrm> wat
[22:15] <LinDaa> o_o
[22:16] <LinDaa> duck? r u ok
[22:18] <Duck> depends
[22:18] <Duck> did you witness the mexicans in hats the other day in key west
[22:19] <LinDaa> no o.o
[22:20] <Duck> then u have the answer to your question

[16:13] * Jesus turns Peng into cheese
[16:13] <coco> o_O
[16:13] * Peng eats himself

[17:22:23] <+Sporks> well, an asshole is nice :)

* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though

[20:18] <Legen|D> know what Project Pitchfork is?
[20:19] <Togy> it's the farmers plan for world domination
[20:19] <Legen|D> lol
[20:19] <Togy> it involves jabbing pitchforks into people
[20:19] <Assassin> lol

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