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#548 (2)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-05-06 22:16:20
[22:18] <Odin> are u implying that Craig is disabled, mentally or otherwise?
[22:18] <Craig> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU333333333333333333QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
[22:18] <Craig> LOL
[22:18] <Craig> :P
[22:18] <Togy> yes
#804 (4)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-07 18:41:59
[20:37:26] * Matty winks at Joe
[20:37:39] * Joe rubs Matty with a rainbow trout
[20:37:46] * Matty moans suggestively
[20:37:50] <Kikaimegami> don't rub against the scales
[20:37:59] <Kikaimegami> with the scales, always with the scales
[20:38:14] * Joe has a fish fetish
#1208 (0)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2007-11-19 19:25:27
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is fun!
<@MartroniX> hollie?
<+Sporks> hollie is probably fun!
#345 (-1)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-30 21:17:01
* steely gets a clock, and throws it like a frisbee into togy's ass
* Brik just stays out of this :p
<Togy> why does everything come back to my ass? O_o
<Crystal> guess you have a nice ass
<Olli> gravity, togy. gravity.
#1586 (0)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-04-04 05:53:26
[18:05] <ElderKain> Veal Soup....
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> Don't ask on this one.
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> This was a deviation from the novel.
[18:06] <ElderKain> lol
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> The novel has Pollyanna delivery "calf's foot jelly".
[18:06] <Doll_Licca> *delivering
[18:07] <ElderKain> O.o
[18:07] <ElderKain> that sounds worse!
[18:07] <ElderKain> no wonder it was changed, lol
[18:07] <ElderKain> the lesser of 2 evils, lol
#716 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2005-12-31 22:30:44
<w00t> I just got some random phonecall from someone with an accent i couldn't undersstand
<w00t> O.O
<w00t> oh, Brik, that was you?
<w00t> rofl..

:'(
#1007 (-2)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-11-01 14:26:39
<vile> yeah, if you'r not interested in whores & drugs you can always go to tulip fields.
#705 (1)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-12-08 23:55:09
[08:05:32] <+invi`> when people drop the soap, why would you bend from the waist?
[08:05:44] <+invi`> if you're that stupid you deserve to get bum raped
[08:06:14] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> If you bent yours knees you'd get it orally invi`.
[08:06:23] <+SleepsWhileYouWork> You'd get it either way.
[08:06:24] <+invi`> at least you can close your mouth
#581 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-06-20 13:58:07
(w00t) BSD users kiss girls.
(w00t) Linux users get laid.
(w00t) Mac users kiss boys.
(w00t) Windows users kiss their mommies!
(Om) ...
(w00t) :P
(w00t) from slashdot comments
(Om) I was gonna install BSD... ;/
(w00t) HAHAHA :P
(w00t) feel sorry for me, i run windows/linux - does this mean i get laid with my mum? :/
(Om) Yes :p
#389 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2005-01-02 22:26:00
<Herbstwind> wow, i just had a 15 year old girl trying to talk in private to me, she suddenly left when i said this would be a perfect match cause i'm 35 and paedophile :)
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<Colonel[AFK]> lol
<Elf> LMAO
<ol> lol
<Pete> Haha
<Colonel[AFK]> one way of getting rid of em
<Ib> rofl