<Ib> er. for the record, Im as hetero as they (we) come
<Ib> hehe..
<ed> course you are ib ;) (corrected)
<FBI> whats a hetero?
<ed> keep telling yourself that
<Ib> ...

[21:51] * Togy hoses down the computer nerds with gellotine
[21:52] <{-_-}> bah
[21:52] <Togy> :D
[21:52] <Fiyero> you need to hose us down with sexual fluids
[21:52] <Fiyero> that always works
[21:52] <ol> :o
[21:52] <{-_-}> ;o
[21:52] <ol> hell no
[21:52] <Fiyero> see?
[21:52] <Fiyero> everyone woke up
[21:52] * {-_-} runs the fuck away
[21:52] * Togy cums all over Fiyero

[21:53] <Fiyero> so long as nobody quotes that one about the cumming on me :p

[14:01] <Olli> how much for a hostmask and how to pay for it? if I get one for xhu, he'll come back!
[14:29] <FallingUp> Olli, Lemme guess.. He's on farcebook and g+, has a variety of email addresses, posts on blogs and has atwitter account.. but is "worried" about someone on chatspike being able to see his hostmask and therefore "find him".
[14:29] <Olli> no
[14:29] <Olli> erm
[14:29] <Olli> wait
[14:30] <Olli> I read that the other way round
[14:30] <Olli> actually I have no idea
[14:30] <Olli> I just want him back ;)

<+Majic> holy shite, I just ran my maitenance scripts on my computer and it removed like 4GB of old junk files. 0.o
<+Majic> hot damn, it's still deleting... ().()
<+Majic> I think I might be in trouble...
* +Majic (~|@ChatSpike-60B7B0FAABE30D5A.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Client exited)

* Kumi stares at pigeon and falls to her knees
<where> lol pigeon
<Kumi> Be my Valentine, in August?
* Zooey worships pigeon_of_doom
<where> Oh thank god.
<Kumi> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> ...Buy me chocolates and ok, Kumi.
* Kumi stares at Zooey
<pigeon_of_doom> Where! Help me!
<where> They're your problem now!
<Kumi> MINE, GODDAMNIT
<where> :3
<Zooey> :|
* Zooey pushes Kumi away
<Zooey> No.
<Zooey> You're mistaken.
* Kumi stabs Zooey
<Zooey> He's most definitely mine.
<pigeon_of_doom> Not if you want a fmmf, where :P
<Kumi> MIEN
* Zooey shoots Kumi.
* Kumi decapitates Zooey, again.
<where> No thanks, pigeon_of_doom. >.>
<pigeon_of_doom> Are you sure?
<where> And don't you mean pmff?
* Zooey stays with pigeon_of_doom forever now <3
<where> You're a pidgeon.
* pigeon_of_doom tries to kill Skah in several imaginative ways.

(and it all started by trying to convince someone to play co-op with myself and Zooey...)

[01:43:01] <+Alisaihin> The victim was a high school music teacher. She was found electrocuted to death.
[01:43:05] <+SkyMyl> Well, Frank, it looks like she must have been...
[01:43:09] * +SkyMyl sunglasses
[01:43:17] <+SkyMyl> ...a good conductor.
[01:43:21] <+SkyMyl> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[01:43:43] * +Alisaihin lols

<Brain> we need to make another defender service that detects when opers are drunk and takes their +o away
<Brain> :P
<Brain> "please breathe here to oper up"

* Stormscape np: Star trek Fight music
* Beer listens to Velvet Revolver - Dirty Little Thing
<sexy_geek> did you send the fight music Stormscape
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<Beer> he obvious was wearing the red shirt....
<sexy_geek> lol

<Viz`> i was supose 2 play a 2on2 cup to night, but my teammate is GONE FFS

21:48:27 <ed> oh god, im texting 58 year old women, what have i done? ._.
21:48:40 <Beer> grown a pair?
21:48:54 <ed> :/
21:49:11 <pigeon_of_doom> ...I don't think his intent involved needing a pair.
21:49:22 <ed> you never know
21:49:29 <ed> i cant say for sure i'd turn her down
21:49:44 <ed> though that fact that my dad's already hit that is an issue.
21:49:59 <Beer> worried you have a smaller penis?
21:50:15 <ed> no, worried the image of him will pop into my head at the wrong time
21:50:25 <ed> i already know my dad is bigger than me :p
21:52:22 <ed> -conversation killer-