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#1256 (1)
Posted by Bricker @ 2008-05-20 04:13:55
<macgyverdgi> can I apt-get quake2 or sim city 3k ?
#849 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2006-07-29 13:44:01
[13:42] * w00t whips SexSlave
[13:42] <SexSlave> STOP IT!
[13:42] <SexSlave> I am not here for ur pleasure.
#87 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:15
[18:09] <Karate|Asleepin> i wanted to go in and try out the women? wha?
[18:10] <Togy> no
[18:10] <Togy> you wanted to try out being naked in the window
[18:10] <Chronus> lol
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> LOL
[18:10] <Jango> rofl
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> yes my fondest dream
#1559 (2)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2010-11-20 01:55:42
(8:49:52 PM) PjircUser9832: IM BACK TO USING THIS DAMN JAVA CLIENT
(8:49:59 PM) Pigyman: >java
(8:50:09 PM) Pigyman: laughingprogrammers.jpg
(8:50:15 PM) PjircUser9832: PIDGIN WONT WORK ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUST GOT FIXED
(8:50:37 PM) Pigyman: >laptop repairs
(8:50:46 PM) Pigyman: laughingengineers.jpg
(8:50:58 PM) PjircUser9832: I hate this stupid gateway laptop ;_;
(8:51:10 PM) Pigyman: >gateway
(8:51:13 PM) Pigyman: laughingacerusers.jpg
(8:51:26 PM) PjircUser9832: IT WAS A GIFT :c
(8:51:33 PM) Pigyman: >gift
(8:51:36 PM) Pigyman: laughingelves.jpg
(8:51:44 PM) PjircUser9832: >Pigyman
(8:51:55 PM) Pigyman: >me
(8:52:03 PM) Pigyman: laughingsplitpersonalitydisorders.jpg
#1454 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-15 11:45:13
11:31:47 [~Hisakata] !sync
11:31:47 ChanServ sets mode [+q Novajam]
11:32:59 [~Novajam] Oh, I'm a founder now. That's cool.
#510 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-06 14:33:52
* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean
#885 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:24:40
[11:22:15] * +Majic looks at porn
[11:22:22] <+Majic> er.......popcorn*
#1143 (3)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-06-17 14:15:19
[12:13:04] <ShadowWalker> anyway
[12:13:08] <ShadowWalker> time to shave :)
[12:13:13] * ShadowWalker is now known as ShaveWalker
[12:16:33] <Tarwen> hahah, you having your first shave ShadowBaby? They grow up so fast *wipes a tear away*
[12:29:37] <ShaveWalker> -_-
[12:29:42] <ShaveWalker> that's getting really old
[12:29:47] * ShaveWalker is now known as ShadowWalker
[12:29:54] <Tarwen> haha, but you're not!!!
[12:29:56] <Tarwen> BA DOOM TISH!
#1465 (24)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-26 03:29:53
<dtownhero> can someone plz help me?
<goose> If you type 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
#609 (1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-07-19 00:35:34
[09:38:13] * w00t changes topic to 'IT BE HARRY POTTER. | How's 7 going to end? I say Harry and voldemort get it on.'
[09:38:22] <@w00t> :P
[09:39:00] <Samas> Only for 3 chapters.
[09:39:08] <@w00t> &_&