10:10:22 [Sanity] karma fallingup
10:10:23 [+Sporks] fallingup has a karma of -1000
10:10:26 [Sanity] Oh lawdy.
10:10:30 [Angel] :D

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<cosmin3193> hy guys
<cosmin3193> how are you?
<Kommisar[os]> im gay hbu !!
<Shawn> What
<cosmin3193> who have skype??
<FallingUp> quite a few of us do.
<cosmin3193> are there girls??
<FallingUp> psh
<FallingUp> there are no girls on the internet.
<FallingUp> o.o
<cosmin3193> ok
<cosmin3193> bye
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<Shawn> FallingUp, aren't you a girl? >.>

<+Herbstwind> "hello, my name is maria, im 13 and from belgium. i have a problem, i'm still a virign, now i wanted to ask, do you think my dad is gay?"

[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> Angelic_Devil: where is Alfy?
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> asleep
[01:45] <Dr_Kevorkian> wake him up
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> no
[01:45] * Togy hugs angelic
[01:45] <Larkin> yes
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> i cant:P
[01:45] <Angelic_Devil> not only will i get slapped severely,
[01:45] <Togy> shes tied to the computer
[01:45] <Larkin> too tired ?;)
[01:46] <Togy> :p
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> my parents r asleep between me and him
[01:46] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> whoa
[01:46] <Togy> O_o
[01:46] <Dr_Kevorkian> HELLO!
[01:46] <Larkin> what the bloody heck!
[01:46] <Togy> u sleep with your parents?

[15:00] <Alexx> Of the many laws i've broken, nailing someone underage isn't one of them. But when i'm 50 If i can score a 16/17 year old...Damn right i'll take it, just hope it explodes my heart so i can die doing the thing i love
[15:01] <Lowlife> in that case, I'll die while having smth to eat
[15:01] <Lowlife> :p
[15:01] <ecko> ill combine both
[15:02] <Alexx> Necrophillic canbalistic sex induced heart failure...nice way to go Ecko
[15:02] <Lowlife> lol
[15:02] <Alexx> Plus I assume something like that will get into the papers, so your internet friends get a headsup when you die :D
[15:03] <Lowlife> ecko has no friends

[18:15] <+Doc> Hisakata, dude, it's not that he doesn't love you. It's that you suck all the love out and don't replace it. It leaves us with an empty, tired goose.
[18:15] <+Bunny> =[
[18:16] <+Hisakata> But I like sucking. ;-;
[18:16] <+Duck> .
[18:16] <+Bunny> ...
[18:16] <+Hisakata> People say I'm quite good at it. ;-;

[07:59:23] <ed> in a way, marriage is like rehab
[07:59:33] <ed> the only fun thing in your life is taken away
[08:00:08] <Tarwen> Is that why you're so horrible to any girls you meet
[08:00:12] <Tarwen> Even when they have bfs
[08:00:18] <Tarwen> So you never have to marry one
[08:00:42] <OUTgunned> it's more fun to be nice, make them leave their boyfriends and then dump them
[08:00:50] <OUTgunned> Done that once or twice
[08:01:17] <Tarwen> ed doesn't know that trick yet!
[08:01:17] <ed> yep
[08:01:38] <Tarwen> :P
[08:01:40] <ed> wait
[08:01:41] <ed> no
[08:01:44] <ed> :<
[08:01:45] <Tarwen> rofl!!!!
[08:01:51] <ed> and i wouldnt do it anyway
[08:01:59] <ed> i hate girls

(%Om) I need two birthday presents :<
(%Om) For other people, not me :<
(%Om) And I need them by saturday :<
(%Om) And I have no idea :[
(@Dr_Kev) buy a dinner and a movie ticket "for two" and give them each 1/2
(@Dr_Kev) blind date ftw
(%Om) lol
(%Om) They're brothers
(%Om) ;p
(@Dr_Kev) blind date incest ftw
(@Dr_Kev) blind date gay incest ftw
(%Om) :x
(%Om) That's just..wrong

[09:40] <Brik> and now you scared away the twin!
[09:40] <w00t> :-'(
[09:41] * w00t jumps off a bridge ;-;
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[09:41] <Brik>
[09:42] <SirOlli> ol: a bent federal state somewhere in a desert in the western USA
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[09:43] <SirOlli> bungee?
[09:43] * SirOlli cuts the bungee rope and pushes w00t off again
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[09:44] <SirOlli> ups. pushed the wrong guy.
[09:44] <Star> haha

<+U238Willy> BTW my address is 13742 East 75th Ct. North... I'm naked too... can't wait till you get here
<+U238Willy> oops
<+U238Willy> wrong channel