* Kuro tosses a ticking apple at pigeon
(Kuro) nn~
(pigeon_of_doom) ...Does the ticking mean it's more nutritious?
(Olli) The taste will blow you away.
(Kuro) lol'd
* Kuro turns his monitor off
* pigeon_of_doom wonders why the stalk is sparkling.
(Duck) the apple is faaaaaaaabulous

[21:52.29] * @fruity licks DarkLeige
[21:52.32] <+DarkLeige> avengful almost licked me the other day
[21:52.46] * +DarkLeige likes it >;)
[21:52.47] <@fruity> oh he'll lick anyone
[21:53.02] <@fruity> he's a bit of a lick slut if you ask me. O:)
[21:53.07] <@Darzan> I agree

<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> Smells
<nzk8715> like
<ed> ass
<nzk8715> because
<ed> swedish
<nzk8715> monkeys
<ed> bummed
<nzk8715> his
<ed> uncle's
<nzk8715> pigeons
<ed> with
<nzk8715> several
<ed> gelatinous
<nzk8715> invigorating
<ed> phallic
<nzk8715> instruments
<ed> but
<nzk8715> then
<ed> couldn't
<nzk8715> ejaculate
<ed> unless
<nzk8715> Diamondandy
<ed> inserted
<nzk8715> his
<ed> toothbrush
<nzk8715> into
<ed> the
<nzk8715> anus
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> royal
<nzk8715> order
<ed> of
<nzk8715> the
<ed> knights
<nzk8715> guild
<ed> master
<nzk8715> .

[18:12:52] <%Olli> we all have so much in common!
[18:12:59] <%Olli> except noone highfived me :(
[18:13:01] <%Olli> group hug?
[18:13:01] <+Sporks> NO! GROUP FACE STAB!
[18:13:09] <%Olli> :-(
[18:13:09] <+NewClassic> Nice, Sporks.
[18:13:12] <+Curly> xD
[18:13:14] <%Olli> sporks, I hate you!
[18:13:15] <+Sporks> Well, I hate Cj!
[18:13:19] NewClassic hugs Olli, and drags Curly in.
[18:13:21] Sporks [[email protected]] has been kicked from #falling by Olli [[email protected]]: Olli

[10:58:29] [+jujimufu] my pc is being fucking slooooooooooooooooooow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] actually
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] only my internet connection is being slow
[11:01:24] [+jujimufu] hm...
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] maybe it';s the 56/6kbps modem that's doing it.
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] damn, I have to get adsl soon
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] soOn
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] s00n
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SOON!
[11:01:25] [+jujimufu] SON!
[11:01:26] [+jujimufu] oh
[11:01:31] [+jujimufu] where's my son?
[11:01:44] [+jujimufu] son?
[11:02:30] +jujimufu looks aroun
[11:02:30] [+jujimufu] d
[11:03:18] [@Om] ...

<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p

(BlindFool): Pred, enough on the Football, you spend more time reversing decisions than a french tank so your say is void

--- w00t is now known as Monica
<Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Monica> sorry, had to put it this way ;P
<Ib3N> --- w00t is now known as Monica
<Ib3N> <Monica> really i felt brain up every day in pm
<Ib3N> ^ perv.
<Monica> $@upuj-
* Monica sabers IB3N. with a ugly weebl dvd
--- Monica is now known as w00t
<Ib3N> lol
<sexy_geek> is your sirname lewinsky?
--- Magnus is now known as Magnus|GuildWars
<Craig> 'Today on ChatSpike it was discovered that one of their users spent year of his time feeling up a Network Administrator.. We attempted to contact Brain for an interview and he declined to comment.. We contacted Craig and got all the details we needed....'
<w00t> sexy_geek: that was the point
<Ib3N> rofl
<sexy_geek> lol
<Heutink> lol

[17:20] <&MartroniX> YOU HEAR THAT MUFFIN!!! HOT DATE!!! WOMAN!!!! MIGHT GET SOME!!!
[17:24] <@Muffinman|PHP> ROFL
[17:24] <&MartroniX> =P
[17:24] <@Muffinman|PHP> I like the fact you had to specify female :p
[17:24] <&MartroniX> well
[17:24] <&MartroniX> around you, you never know ^_^
[17:24] <@ShadowWalker> lolz
[17:25] * MartroniX hides
[17:25] <&MartroniX> lol
[17:25] <&MartroniX> btw
[17:25] <&MartroniX> specifying it is not so weird for me
[17:25] <&MartroniX> I've dated guys :P
[17:25] * MartroniX hides
[17:26] <@Muffinman|PHP> 0_o
[17:26] <@Muffinman|PHP> im not even gonna ask

[11:23:05] <@Birthdayw00t> WHY ARE KISSING GIRLS SO HOT.
[11:23:08] <@Birthdayw00t> :P
[11:23:18] <@Darzan> for the love of GOD WHY!
[11:23:38] <@Elphaba> girls have really soft lips"
[11:24:20] <@Darzan> tell us more elph
[11:24:20] <@Elphaba> I would kiss a girl I thought was hot
[11:24:31] <@Birthdayw00t> :O!

...

[11:30:30] <Avengeful> why do GUYS think 2 GIRLS makin out is HAWT?
[11:30:35] <Avengeful> it has nothing to do with us :(
[11:30:41] <@Elphaba> I have no idea
[11:30:46] <@Elphaba> but it is hot to me too