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#1124 (0)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-09 20:51:36
<Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Silver> i thought it was a nick name and i kept asking him what his real name was
<Silver> he acted really really gay so i thought it was a nick
<Silver> but his real name was unique
<Excal> err
<Silver> ?
<Excal> You know you typed naked up there :P
<Silver> huh where
* Tarwen sets mode: +vvv [GSF]Conqueror Carcharoth Excal
<Excal> <Silver> i meet a black kid today naked unique
<Excal> :D
<Silver> lol
<Silver> named
<Tarwen> hahah
<Tarwen> Silver likes naked boys
<Silver> naked unique
<Silver> SHIT
<Excal> haha
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#1300 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-01-17 18:06:14
(19:04:28) <@Majic> Well, dogs are only better than cats when it comes to cuddles. :3
(19:04:36) <@Majic> Cause most cats don't do that. :(
(19:04:36) -!- [email protected] has joined #inspircd
(19:04:48) <@Majic> geese, on the other hand...
#26 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:43:20
[23:03] <Celia|ill|away> hello hello :S
[23:03] * Beer licks viv :)
[23:03] * Celia|ill|away licks ya back ;)
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> hows you my lovelie beer? :)
[23:04] <Beer> not bad, you?
[23:04] <Celia|ill|away> lol.. read the nick :S
[23:05] <Beer> well your not away ;)
#101 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:11:05
[12:43] <Vivikins> hmm.. i love BJ's.... neil hates them coz they kinda taste of liquorice
O_O
#269 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:25:38
A typical day in #opers...

* Ib3N mindabuses typo
* Jazza is confused :/
* Dr_Kev eats moths
#252 (6)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:22:09
<Elf> ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH PEERS COMING TO GET ME
<-- Elf has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Brain> it got him.
<typobox43> :D
<Elyas> lol
#978 (3)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-10-20 20:26:02
<ChanServ> R
<NickServ> T
<MemoServ> F
<OperServ> M
#548 (2)
Posted by Togy @ 2005-05-06 22:16:20
[22:18] <Odin> are u implying that Craig is disabled, mentally or otherwise?
[22:18] <Craig> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU333333333333333333QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
[22:18] <Craig> LOL
[22:18] <Craig> :P
[22:18] <Togy> yes