<Brik> it wont fit, erm ><
<w00t> we'll make it fit :p
<w00t> spank me for that, it was naughty :p
<Brik> not in the wrong hole we wont
<Brik> ehm

[21:30] <REB|andromeda> doesnt anyone talk in here
[21:30] <Darzan> nope
[21:31] <Napalm> never
[21:31] <cab86> unexistent
[21:31] <Napalm> omg
[21:31] <Napalm> cab spoke
[21:32] <REB|andromeda> wow 3 people spoke
[21:32] <Napalm> ruler of IRC: people only ever speak in private channels
[21:33] <Napalm> the public ones are for showing how many people like your alliance
[21:33] <REB|andromeda> lol
[21:33] <cab86> is the ruler of IRC very long?
[21:33] <Darzan> lol
[21:33] <Napalm> uhm
[21:33] <cab86> more than 5 kilometers?
[21:33] <Napalm> rule ^^
[21:33] <REB|andromeda> lol
[21:33] * Darzan 's IRC is 12 inches
[21:33] <Napalm> i prefered it when you didn't talk ^*^
[21:33] <cab86> hehe
[21:34] <Darzan> heh
[21:35] <REB|andromeda> did you actualy measure your screen
[21:35] <Darzan> LOL
[21:35] <Napalm> lmao
[21:35] <Napalm> you could say that

(02:45:23) (@JointVW) don't you want to come over for the weekend coma
(02:45:32) (@JointVW) my parents are gone ^_^
(02:45:38) (@Ave) LMAO
(02:45:38) (@Ave) !
(02:45:55) (@Ave) who-hoo party at Joints...err...damn i dont have boobs im not invited ;)


Don't worry this is normal.

[21:28:10] <+ed> i'm preparing for a bold attempt at obtaining employment tomorrow
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we

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<Brain> i might leave the C# end of it to someone who knows better like frosty
<Brain> and then just do the C++ end myself
<IronLegend> :P
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<jackmcbarn> Brain: but frosty hasn't done any developing for months
<jackmcbarn> :p
<Brain> he just needs the right motivation
<Brain> cattleprod type.

[13:45] <Momaw> So who is feeling like a guineapig?
[13:46] <Steves|WoW> no thanks, I just ate
[13:46] <Cmdr_Slashes-With-Claws> Ha ha ha

[22:46:47] <@Ib3N> cocks
[22:46:49] <@Om> I used to own that
[22:46:49] <@Om> :p

<+Duck> she's trying to find these christmas candle things
<+Elfangor> duhmabe
<+Katze> and they're all stupid and need handholding through how to connect to the VPN client
<Rinsaikeru> what sort of thing Duck?
<+Duck> those giant "your mom's dildo" size candles
<+zamabe> Elfangor: spankabe
<+Duck> that you put on your lawn
<+Katze> I bet their managers don't ever bother to teach them though
<+Duck> they're plastic
<Rinsaikeru> the red ones?
<+Sporks> the red ones are just curved... I think

Sporks knows. ;)

<Stormscape> "oh sweet monkey jesus!"
<mermaid|NOTafk> monkeys have their own jesus?
<Brain> yes
<Brain> he was born a monkey and died a monkey
<Brain> crucified by other monkeys for being too monkeylike
<Pete|WoW> Not suggesting that the monkeys were nice to bananas for a change, or some other pacifist notion?
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<Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<Odin> *crap
<mermaid|NOTafk> uh
* mermaid|NOTafk wonders why she was never taught this before
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<elyas> it's a conspiracy to eradicate our long lost monkey heritage
* mermaid|NOTafk pines
<homer> 18:50 <%Odin> i thought he was crucified b/c he threw rap at he alpha male for robbing the other moneys of theiur hard earned bananas?
<elyas> in truth, those monkeys that crucified monkey jesus later turned into humans
<homer> that's what you get for thinking
<elyas> and his followers as a sign of protest stayed as normal monkeys
<elyas> and they watched the human civilization grow and slowly destroy the world, not following monkeyjesus's guide

<Pound> hahahah my mums boyfriends doesn't know how to delete history
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> and there is tons of porn sites on here
<Sload> Hah.
<TF|break> lol
<Pound> wild femdom?
<Sload> Any of them boy porn sites?
<TF|break> BAHAHAHAHA
<Pound> lemme check... i woudln't be surpirsed he likes barry minlow
<Sload> Haha. Now you know what your mom does in bed.
<TF|break> or what she won't do
<Pound> aaaaah imagery