[11:35] <Togy> lets focus on my good points
[11:35] <Togy> like my sexy body :D
[11:35] <Togy> ;)
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> u have a sexy body?
[11:35] <Karate|Asleepin> where u hiding it?
[11:36] <Togy> yes, my sexy body is trapped within this mountian of lard

<Om> Ib!
<Om> It's your fault :(
<Om> Now I have to try and explain what a cockslap is to a relatively innocent 15 yearold girl :(
<Om> Well, not hard to explain..relatively crudely.

Don't worry about what the first line means, it's taken out of context.
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<Dnfforever> I'll see your .49 and raise (lower) you a .08
<hello2u> Dnf: full house, king high
<Dnfforever> Hello2u: Straight flush
<Dnfforever> Suck on that xD
* hello2u sucks on the cards
<hello2u> yum, win flavor

[20:36] <Stealth> My friend sends me a snapchat of her feet on tile saying "Guess where I am"
[20:36] <Stealth> I text her, "Why are you snapchatting in a Disneyland restroom?"
[20:36] <Stealth> nailed it.
[20:37] <Doc> recognizing a woman's feet is a very shawn-esque skill :)
[20:38] <Stealth> now she's questioning me as to how I know what the ladies' room tile looks like

10/23@12:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/23@12:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)

<Star|Away> MAJIC
<Star|Away> I LOVE YOU.
<Star|Away> SEX SEX SEX SEX.
<Majic> . . .
<Tarwen|Sleeping> lol
<Majic> That's so quoted, no one will ever believe I had a slave.

[20:18] <Infiniti> Good evening ^^
[20:18] <Infiniti> And what a nice evening it is too...
[20:18] <Doll_Licca> It is.
[20:18] <Infiniti> AND
[20:18] <Infiniti> its going to get better I bet lol
[20:19] <Infiniti> < Found $20 on the ground earlier
[20:19] <Doll_Licca> WOW!
[20:19] <Infiniti> Just going into the 7/11 getting some drink
[20:19] * ElderKain`AFK is now known as ElderKain
[20:19] <Infiniti> and got lucky

...

[11:01] <Infiniti> Good MORNING everyone!~~~
[11:01] <Infiniti> Damn it's another awesome day
[11:04] <Doll_Licca> Did you find a $50 bill this time around?

[Brain]: can someone make me a list of hundreds of monster names?

... sometime after the previous quote, in a different channel where I idle most of the time...

[21:34] <Darzan> talk in here all you cab86
[21:34] <Darzan> all you want
[21:34] <Darzan> :p
[21:34] <Napalm> now you can't get a shit out of him
[21:35] <Darzan> lol
[21:35] <Darzan> dammit
[21:35] <Napalm> he only comes here to pick up on my typos
[21:35] <Darzan> well,, fuck, make more then
[21:35] <Napalm> ioenfdqpjwen
[21:36] <SimSim> sdjkghsdjgh;fhsad;fgh;
[21:36] <Darzan> HJAHAHAHAHa
[21:41] <cab86> heh :P
[21:41] <SimSim> see you got him back, good work Napalm
[21:41] <Napalm> :)

<Rosencrantz2> The local university here published a list of games that tackle the issues of racism and sexism.
<Rosencrantz2> Among this list was Forza 2.
<Maggie> What?
<Imaginarychie> what's that?
<Rosencrantz2> Racing simulator/game.
<Rosencrantz2> I was baffled.
<Adanorcil> How does that tackle sexism?
<Rosencrantz2> Had to do a double take on that.
<Rosencrantz2> I have no clue.
<Imaginarychie> ok I just went through 5 pages GIS of Forza 2
<Adanorcil> Do they have "Real nice car" signs instead of women in leather on the hood?
<Rosencrantz2> Forza 2 has cars.
<Rosencrantz2> and nothing but cars
<Imaginarychie> maybe its a racism thing? somehow?
<Imaginarychie> but it has american muscle cars AND racers! and maybe they ummm maybe umm
<Adanorcil> Man
<Adanorcil> I just figured it out.
<Adanorcil> It must be on the main menu.
<Adanorcil> They have this big button.
<Adanorcil> "ALL RACES"