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#1069 (0)
Posted by DarkLegacy @ 2007-01-18 00:32:26
<Magnus> Freddo!
<Magnus> Yes.
<Milanius> Freddo, after this sharade in the 'confession' thread on TESF I have to aks you...
<Milanius> ...are you a hot swedich blond female??
<Freddo> YES!
<Freddo> :D
<Milanius> O_O
<Milanius> I KNEW IT !!
<APY> :(
* Magnus gasps at Freddo's confession!
<Magnus> X|
<Milanius> :|
* Magnus puts Milanius in a sailboat.
<Milanius> :D
#613 (1)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-07-21 03:22:03
<[BRC]Odin> i think this new w00t 1 is better than the #3 1
<w00t> [BRC]Odin?
<w00t> heh
<w00t> that one was out of context :(
<w00t> and this one was me opening my big bloody mouth.
<w00t> oh god :|
<w00t> that ...
* w00t runs
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<[BRC]Odin> getting ready to have something inserted in that mouth?
<w00t> <:|
* w00t hides behind Chu
<[BRC]Odin> lol tht wont be any better
<w00t> &_&
<w00t> Lunch bbs :|
<[BRC]Odin> atleast you wont be on the recieving end if behind him
<w00t> ...maybe...
<[BRC]Odin> lol
<w00t> :P
* w00t is now known as Lunchw00t
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the new one is #635 and the #3 one is #618
#718 (1)
Posted by Foxhill @ 2006-04-09 23:05:09
<+Efreak> HELLO!
<+Efreak> IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
<@Ib> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
<@Ib> I ONLY GOT A DECAPITATED DILDO! :/
#1716 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-10-28 00:34:16
[00:44] <Curly> this was a bad idea..
[00:45] <Curly> friend invited me to a dating site and I made a profile for the hell of it
[00:45] <Curly> now my email inbox is constantly flooding with notifications :|
[00:45] <Andres> To be fair, you are very attractive.
[00:49] <NewClassic> Quite so.
[00:52] <Zyferus> agreed
#801 (2)
Posted by Stalker @ 2006-06-06 21:11:59
[23:07] <Andres> Microsoft was named by Bill Gates' penis :)
[23:08] <Andres> Micro and soft
#1149 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2007-07-03 11:45:33
<%Karate> aliens alraedy live in nz
<+xevix> do you believe in extra testicles!?
#543 (2)
Posted by Chu @ 2005-05-02 23:53:44
<NoMorePie> [ Question 26, Category General ] How many acres are there in one square mile?
<NoMorePie> [ Hint Two: ] Number of acres in one square mile
#499 (0)
Posted by stargazey @ 2005-11-11 17:39:28
[22:07] <w00t> can't get me enough of those pygmies.
#421 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-12 19:40:15
[14:39] <Togy> why go on holiday when you can just sit at home and wank
#1633 (14)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-07-16 23:29:53
[00:26:50] <+pigeon_of_doom> I use a lot of props in the bedroom.
[00:27:04] <%Kuro> ..
[00:27:10] <%Kuro> I bet you need props.
[00:27:11] <+pigeon_of_doom> Considering, you know, my lack of penis, it's kinda necessary.