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#289 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 01:17:08
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
#602 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-07-09 22:12:34
[21:48] <cab86|away> :/ my left wrist hurts
[21:49] <cab86|away> i'm not used to the positions...

...Looks like cab has been at the porn again...
#1600 (2)
Posted by Pigyman @ 2011-05-04 00:13:37
[19:11:05] * Zivoid ([email protected]) has joined #nyanya
[19:11:13] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Zivoid
[19:11:22] <Pigyman> ZIVOID
[19:11:23] <Pigyman> FINALLY
[19:11:24] <Ice> ZIVOID
[19:11:26] <Ice> HOLY SHIT
[19:11:27] <Zivoid> MMMMM NOTHING MAKES MY PUSSY WET LIKE THE SMELL OF DEAD COW
[19:11:27] <Ice> WE LOVE YOU
[19:11:31] <Ice> ...
[19:11:35] <Pigyman> ...
[19:11:37] <Barbaloot> wut
[19:11:37] <SilverHunter35> ...
[19:11:45] <Pigyman> er
#350 (2)
Posted by cab86 @ 2004-12-06 21:16:57
[16:08] <Sesshomaru> are you on broadband
[16:08] <_miko_> broadband?
[16:09] <Sesshomaru> do you have dial up internet or dsl, cable...
[16:09] <_miko_> no.microwawe
#1724 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 17:29:19
[18:12:52] <%Olli> we all have so much in common!
[18:12:59] <%Olli> except noone highfived me :(
[18:13:01] <%Olli> group hug?
[18:13:01] <+Sporks> NO! GROUP FACE STAB!
[18:13:09] <%Olli> :-(
[18:13:09] <+NewClassic> Nice, Sporks.
[18:13:12] <+Curly> xD
[18:13:14] <%Olli> sporks, I hate you!
[18:13:15] <+Sporks> Well, I hate Cj!
[18:13:19] NewClassic hugs Olli, and drags Curly in.
[18:13:21] Sporks [[email protected]] has been kicked from #falling by Olli [[email protected]]: Olli
#663 (1)
Posted by Odin @ 2005-09-21 02:40:34
* TaHz15 ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<TaHz15> !list
* Odin sets mode: +b *!*TaHz15@*.A0772E24.4C8D38F5.IP
* TaHz15 was kicked by Odin (not an anime channel, use /list for a list of channels (Kick #179 [] Project Infusion v0.0.5 [] ))
* Odin sets mode: -b *!*TaHz15@*.A0772E24.4C8D38F5.IP
<Samas> wtf odin...
<Sporks> hmmm... odin is instant death
<Samas> XD
#1768 (2)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2014-11-21 06:49:43
[01:11:12] <SpeedWacer> Ramen is my wintertime food because it's cheap, fast, and hot
[01:11:27] <SpeedWacer> You are what you eat, I suppose
[01:11:49] <Kuro> heh
#583 (2)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-06-24 22:02:10
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
#594 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-07-02 22:37:00
(@Peng|Gone) Om :o
(@Om) Peng o:
(@Peng|Gone) ^^
(@Peng|Gone) Lets make a shiny new halfop :o
(@Om) :o
(@Om) Take a pinch of voice...
(@Om) Mix it with blue shiny stuff :o
(@Peng|Gone) Yep...
(@Peng|Gone) Archy` is showering... possibly in shiny blue stuff ;o
(@Om) Good thinking :o
(@Peng|Gone) and he has some voice about him
(@Om) aye
(@Peng|Gone) Any other ingredients?
(@Peng|Gone) A hate of n00bs...
(@Peng|Gone) got it
(@Om) Genius
(@Peng|Gone) A propencity to spell correctly...
(@Peng|Gone) yep
(@Om) And the blessing of ChanServ
(@Om) ChanServ Archy` moved to #omnia HOP list.
(@Peng|Gone) A tendancy towards possibly kicking people for no reason....
(@Peng|Gone) :D
(@Om) We got that too :o

------Edit By Archy`-----
Ta by the way. :P
#1046 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-12-27 23:13:50
<Tarwen> 75. Another name for guardian angels is?
<Tarwen> Grammatically incorrect!
<Tarwen> wait
<Tarwen> My mistake
* Tarwen shoots self
<LaptopExcal> How so? :P
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