<Rexi> My womb is so powerful it can control IRC.
<Lu> UNREPENTANT LUST
<Rexi> FROM WITHIN ME
<Rexi> Oh shit
<Rexi> That was timed well.

<Hart> Shall I be the typical guy they pick up?
<kujoe> eh..
<kujoe> no
<kujoe> :P
<Hart> Shitting in the recliner with out a shirt hold a beer?
<NoMorePie> i have no idea, Hart.
<Hart> holding
<Bequi> shitting???
<Hart> :s
<Hart> *sitting
<Bequi> I certainly hope you mean sitting

[01:25] <Archy`> Ideally I want a seperate internet line put up in my room aswell. Just something like blueyonder :P
[01:26] <Elf-Busy> why, d/l pron? :P
[01:26] <Archy`> Nah, be able to stay on IRC when porns round :p

<Mahadeva> are there any limits as to how kinky a mormon bride may get on her wedding night?
<Star> No dildos. :0
<Mahadeva> rofl
<Karate> as far as i know, there arent....and mormons can get pretty randy i think once they are married :p

[15:26:47] * Xinill was kicked by Santa (Santa)

<~CodeNinja> status: playing, title: Come Out To Play, artist: Anybody Killa, album: Hatchet Warrior, length: 3:42, position: 95% [3:32]
<~CodeNinja> I just remembered the first time I heard this song
<~CodeNinja> I was at this house party
* &Aimee is now playing: Elements of Life by Tiesto (Elements of Life) via GrooveShark
<~CodeNinja> and this chick and dude went into the bathroom and had sex
<~CodeNinja> we went and turned off the hot water on them for taking up the bathroom
<&Aimee> lol
<~CodeNinja> so the chick comes out... and she was all shaking and shit (for more than one reason obviously) and she sat down right on this huge subwoofer
<~CodeNinja> my buddy put that song on
<~CodeNinja> the first 4 beats are bump bummpbump bump bumpp, deeeeep bass
<~CodeNinja> she fell over, in the middle of the living room
<&Aimee> XD
<~CodeNinja> and had an orgasm infront of everyone.. without being touched
* ~CodeNinja fucking lol'd
<&Aimee> Haaaaaaaaahaha
<&Higurashi> Bahaha

--
Also, because I can: http://chriswalker.devnetonline.net/music/Anybody_Killa-Come_out_to_play.mp3

[21:19:25] <ed|towel> ^_^
[21:20:15] <Karate> -.-
[21:20:43] <ed|towel> >.<
[21:21:04] <Maha> *o*
[21:21:17] <ed|towel> $_$
[21:22:33] <Karate> .
[21:22:58] <ed|towel> `.`
[21:23:02] <Maha> ^_~
[21:23:13] <Karate> .
[21:23:40] <Maha> ~clit^
[21:24:07] <ed|towel> rofl
[21:24:11] <Maha> oops :)

<Cow> *_*
<Cow> what happens when you blow inside a real doll? :S
<Alfred> they die? :/
<Cow> does it get all crusty
<Alfred> oh you mean that blow
<Cow> yea
<Alfred> i think you hafta tell em theyre a skanky hoe, and that they need a shower...
<Cow> nah serious
<Cow> do you stick a toilet brush up em?
<Cow> because i know for sure
<Cow> i would eat it out

<[OPA]spaceRaptor> poor thing:(
* [OPA]spaceRaptor reads back
<cab86> hahahaha
<cab86> :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oh well yes, bans in other chans
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> *sighs*
* cab86 continues trying to do homework
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> you really have to be at the ops in that chan
* [OPA]spaceRaptor sets mode: +b *!*@ChatSpike-B5D82E38.ny325.east.verizon.net
<Dave> :O
* Timer 1 activated
* Timer 1 halted
* cab86 was kicked by [OPA]spaceRaptor (homework you do without mircchannels opened)
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> did i ever tell you this bush guy was here too?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> but my kicks helped him to become president of the us
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> go study!
<cab86> yes i read :P
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> and hand me part of america later oke?
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> :P
<cab86> o.O
<cab86> ok... but i'm keeping the rest of the world >:D
<[OPA]spaceRaptor> oke deal:P

[12:20] <Chez> what did i do?
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> i am a guy
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> so :P
[12:20] <Angelic_Devil> im allowed to be obsessed with.. male boobies :/
[12:21] <Angelic_Devil> oh god
[12:21] * Angelic_Devil dies again
[12:21] <Chez> right... if you're a guy... how come your doodle gets smaller everytime i see it?