<^MeM^|Away> you'll be a gibbering moron in no time craig.
<Beer> what do you mean in no time? ;p
<Olli> not much change there ;)
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Elyas> for the better, too

<mordecais> YARRRRRGGGG
<Bernhammer> pirate today?
<mordecais> nope, sharp things on the carpet

<Magnus|Cleric> Epy isn't AFK? GASP!
<Striker> Epy2|AFK is
<Epy2|AFK> ur mom's afk
<Striker> She's right here D:
<AngryMutantPenguin> My mom loves me very much :(
<Striker> She loves me very much too ;D
<AngryMutantPenguin> :'(
<Ratwar> Is AMP's mom hot?
<Striker> I don't know I wear a paper bag on my head XD
<Ratwar> Classy.
<Epy> Spunky
<AngryMutantPenguin> Hooray!

[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I don't like beastiality porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> I like gay porn
[22:43] <~Zarrexaij> get it right
[22:43] <Ikari> ...quick, Ratwar, give me another blowjob!
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> not sure if Ratwar swings that way
[22:44] <%Ratwar> not really.
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> I wouldn't ask targeter either
[22:44] <~Zarrexaij> he's probably terrified right now
[22:44] <Targeter> eh?
[22:44] <Ikari> Damn.
[22:44] <Ikari> Targeter. Blow me?
[22:45] <Targeter> no thank you, I'm pretty definitively straight

(%crono) sexy_geek: with great powers come great responsibility
(+sexy_geek) haha
(+sexy_geek) you watched too much spiderman
(+sexy_geek) nice quote tho
(%crono) sexy_geek: no i did not, i played too much with sudo(8)
(@w00t) hahahahahaha
(@w00t) crono: that just got me to laugh
(@Om) hahaha
(@w00t) there are few people who can do that :D

[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.

<Sinder_Velvin> The morale of this story is...
<Sinder_Velvin> That all you need is love.
<NotNanu> Yes, indeed.
<Sinder_Velvin> And chips.
<Joe> that and gravy, lots of gravy
<NotNanu> SEX WITH FISH!
<NotNanu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

* Fin ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Fin> so ...
<Karate|AFK> so...what? :p
<ed> and thats why parliament should be run by germans
<Karate|AFK> cuz they eat icecream?
<ed> no, was just trying to confuse fin
<Tatsyrup> fin is australian
<Fin> that is definitely wrong
<Tatsyrup> g'day mate
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> austria.
<Fin> the one with the applecake
<Jiminy> and hitler!
<Tatsyrup> and weird nazi laws
<xevix> so fin, you got hit by a cyclone?
<Fin> eh
<Fin> not as far as i know
<Fin> sorry to disappoint
<xevix> but i heard that australia got hit
<Fin> applecake!
<Fin> not kangaroo!
<Fin> :p
<LaptopHart> Queensland did yeah
<[BRC]Odin> bye he doesnt live there
<LaptopHart> Not unless Austria somehow broke off europe and drifted down to oceanania
<Elf> isnt that an orange drink in a lil glass bottle?
<xevix> Elf, i believe that's orangina =)
<Elf> lol
<Elf> knew it was sumat like that

* Y tries to quack but fails miserably
<D> o.o
<Y> Quac K!
<K> .
<E> Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights
<K> YES
<K> ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
<Y> DYKE
<K> (D) o.o
<K> (Y) Quac K!
<K> (K) .
<K> (E) Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights

<Ib3N> someone stole all my post-it's
<Ib3N> a officeworkers post-it's and pen is sacred
<Ib3N> you just dont screw around with your best mates girlfriend, and you just dont take a officeworkers pen and post-it's
<Ib3N> goddamit!
* Dr_Kev wonders if Ib3N's co-worker has stuck the post-its all over Ib3N's girlfriend with the words "Been here" and "Been there" written on it