Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#351 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-12-08 17:54:35
<Archy`> When I get bored I see how many times I can blink in a minute. Then I try to break that record. If you're lucky you might even trigger an epeleptic fit which will add an extra hour or two to the fun :)
#1701 (1)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2012-08-13 20:02:48
[21:01] * Lowlife tickles craig's elmo
[21:02] <@[BRC]Ingus> that was yum
#237 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:41
<Kreskin> hows the engaded life
<Gav> same as the unengaged life but with the addition of wedding mags
<Kreskin> women mostly do that anywazs though
<Suurorca> :P
<Gav> i made a desicion
<Gav> being male, i should not have anything to do with the wedding plans but attend \o/
<Kreskin> exactly
<Gav> i hope that line works, something tells me it won't
<Kreskin> well you could always say, I think we shoudl go with the black best women dress and you will be out of decision making period
<Gav> lol
<Gav> sounds like a plan
<Kreskin> ;)
#1266 (0)
Posted by jessica @ 2008-07-26 00:30:58
19:27 < LiquidAtom> configure: error: Terminfo/termcap not found - install
ncurses-devel package
19:27 <@satmd> solution included.
19:27 < LiquidAtom> OH
19:27 < LiquidAtom> :$
19:27 < Doc> It means you need to install ncurses-devel
19:27 <@satmd> :D
19:27 * LiquidAtom throws himself into the pit of nub

#1327 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-08-11 16:07:24
08/11@15:55:19 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> hmm
08/11@15:55:24 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> you want me to type what?
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+Lowlife> :p
08/11@15:55:38 <#chatspike/+X-Ception> a guide on avoiding irc perverts


Poor Lowie... :(
#1151 (-2)
Posted by Pyro @ 2007-07-05 03:04:15
<bobster> Please someone do this for me
<yell8w> bobster, if i do it will you be my personal biatch for a month ?
<Majic|Irssi> ...? 0.o
<bobster> Of course
<bobster> Plus free hosting
#1291 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-28 01:01:57
(02:00:02) <peavey> PIKACHU - I CHOOSE YOU!
(02:00:11) * Majic thundercocks peavey
(02:00:22) <KingTarquin> -.-
#387 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-01-02 15:56:10
<Olli|gaming> well, then KILL IT! ;)
<phpFin> if it was dead, nobody could be on it
<Olli|gaming> morally you're right, technically, you're wrong...
<phpFin> ROFL
<Olli|gaming> oh...that was dirty thoughts.
#1486 (0)
Posted by Brik @ 2010-01-17 17:57:57
17/01-18:47:59 * Beer starts heating a frying pan for calamari
17/01-18:48:14 <+calamari> Brik: dammit, 2mins in and they already want to cook me
17/01-18:48:28 <%grapey> calamari steak dore is quite good
17/01-18:48:29 <%Brik> not my fault you're food
17/01-18:48:36 <+calamari> :(
17/01-18:48:45 <+calamari> Brik: not my fault you're an inanimate object
17/01-18:48:47 <%grapey> years since i ate any
17/01-18:48:48 <+Beer> i regularly get people drinking me
17/01-18:48:54 <%Brik> hahah
17/01-18:48:58 <+calamari> Beer: bad times
17/01-18:49:00 <%grapey> and squishing me to make wine :p
17/01-18:49:03 <%Brik> calamari: see you're not alone
17/01-18:49:07 <%Brik> :D
17/01-18:49:08 <+calamari> \o/
17/01-18:49:16 * Brik squishes grapey
17/01-18:49:22 * grapey squeaks
17/01-18:49:23 * calamari drinks Beer
17/01-18:49:36 * Beer cooks calamari
#1697 (-1)
Posted by Havvy @ 2012-07-21 09:54:34
1:50 01 <Ikoru>: Only girls could ask me doing something at 3am anyone else might get a kick in the teeth
1:52 22 <Havvy>: Ikoru: What about a baby:?
1:52 46 <Ikoru>: A baby pulls off my covers?
1:52 59 <Havvy>: No, probably not. But a baby can cry.
1:53 12 <Ikoru>: Kick in the teeth, its a mutant
1:53 38 <X>: You heard it here first, folks: babies that cry are mutants.